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00:00What's up Wolfpack Fam, it's your boy Kid back at it again, hope you're doing well
00:14continuing my journey of people just do nothing with Grindr, Beats, Misha and the rest of
00:19the gang.
00:20Looking forward to what adventures are on this week's episode, I gotta stay tuned to
00:24find out.
00:25But before we get this journey started, this is your moment, ladies and gentlemen, snacks
00:28is not included, damn it, you gotta bring your own, go get up, go get your soda, get
00:32your tea, whatever you need to come kick it with me and let's kick back and relax and
00:37let's have a good laugh, let's get it.
00:42Snacks not included, let's freaking go.
00:46So how much do you normally put in, is that alright?
00:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, really get it in there, that's it, see what you've
00:55done there, that's good, you've got the flick right, if you need any help, see that, I'll
01:04pop that there for you.
01:05Oh shit, I've found a grey hair, grey hair, what, where, shall I pull him out, them, you
01:12just said it was, hey, grey hair, what do you mean them, no, I reckon embrace it, like
01:15Silver Fox, Lineker style, Lineker, he's butters comparing to me, Jesus Christ, we need to
01:21sort this out, it's my wedding day, ok, just don't get all hot and bothered because the
01:24gel's going to run.
01:25Fuck's sake, Lineker, Clooney if anything, check the bathroom, see if there's any hair
01:33there.
01:34Hey guys, you alright, how are you, I'm best man by the way, just in case you didn't know,
01:40yeah, you're welcome, take a seat, oh and if you are religious, please kneel on the
01:44cushions, thank you.
01:46Grindr chose me to be his best man, which means I'm better than everyone at the wedding.
01:51Well, apart from me mate.
01:52Yeah, apart from Grindr obviously.
01:53How you doing Paul, where's the, it's Grindr's dad, he's well safe, cameraman, come you need
01:59to get a photo of me and Grindr's dad, yeah, go on, you can just, cheers, see you in a
02:06bit.
02:07Alright, see you.
02:08Nice one.
02:09Poor dude going back.
02:10Can't wait to bang this bit out, do you know what I mean?
02:11This is the best bit?
02:12Well, for you, because you don't really have a life in it, it's annoying as shit about
02:17some weird church bro going, oh, let's like sing hymns and do weird promises and that,
02:21the main bit ain't the God bit, the main bit's the after party.
02:24Yeah, Grindr did this proper clever thing where instead of having a wedding after party,
02:30he was like, dead that, let's have the corrupt FM daytime rave.
02:34Exactly, think about it, not only are we all the ravers and that there, yeah, but you're
02:38gonna have all the wedding guests as well, so it's got the potential to be one of our
02:41biggest sets to date.
02:42Probably get a shit load of bookings off the back of this.
02:44Yeah.
02:45It's a very special day for us.
02:46I see you're looking forward to it.
02:47Yeah.
02:48Let's go.
02:49Let's go.
02:50Yes.
02:51No sign of Mish, no?
02:54I'm calling her now.
02:55Sweet.
02:56What's going on with your hair, anyway?
02:57Nothing going on with my hair.
02:58Straight to voicemail.
02:59It's because if there's anything wrong with my hair, it's because Bea's done it instead
03:02of Mish, isn't it?
03:03Oh, yeah, yeah, that must be it, man.
03:04Yeah.
03:05It is it, man.
03:06This is big day, man.
03:07Jane picking up.
03:08Leave a message.
03:09Should I call back?
03:10Call back, leave a message.
03:11Say it's an emergency.
03:12Say something horrible's happened or something.
03:13Hi, Michelle.
03:14It's Kevin.
03:15Unfortunately, your nan's had a slight stroke.
03:16Gee!
03:17So if you can get down here as quick as possible, that would be great.
03:18Thank you.
03:19How's my shininess?
03:20Do we need a bit more powder?
03:21It's all right.
03:22No, it's fine.
03:23It's fine.
03:24Hold on.
03:25Where's Roche?
03:26Don't worry.
03:27I'll get him.
03:28I'll get him.
03:29One of the biggest surprises on the wedding day is what the bride looks like, and, obviously,
03:30you don't know what she's going to look like.
03:31You don't know what she's going to look like.
03:32You don't know what she's going to look like.
03:33You don't know what she's going to look like.
03:34You don't know what she's going to look like.
03:36It's all right.
03:37Hold on.
03:38Where's Roche?
03:39Don't worry.
03:40I'll get him.
03:41I'll get him.
03:42One of the biggest surprises on the wedding day is what the bride looks like, and, obviously,
03:43you look your very best in white, it shows off your tan.
03:44Please don't mess up my haircut.
03:45I'm not going to mess up your hair.
03:46I'm not going to mess up your bloody hair.
03:47In my dreams, I go in and Grindelwald just weeps.
03:52Please stand for me.
03:53I just want him to cry.
03:54I just want him to see that I look so beautiful that it hurts his eyes.
03:58He's beautiful.
04:00You know, he can barely say his vows because he's just so overcome with emotion.
04:07He's like, hurry up!
04:09Oh, my God, fuck off!
04:11I've got a pony! You've got the pony!
04:14I cannot wait to marry you.
04:16Same, so hurry up.
04:18Sorry, we did discuss this. You need to be on that side.
04:21I'll do the walk again, it's just I prefer the photos to be on that side.
04:24What's going on?
04:26OK, so we're going to do the walk again.
04:29What's going on? OK, so we're going to reset, guys.
04:31Is that OK? Yeah. Is that OK?
04:33OK, turn the pony round, Stewie.
04:37It's quite a tight space for it to turn.
04:39Well, my dream is always to have a pony at the wedding
04:42because I think it's just quite a religious symbol, isn't it, the pony?
04:46Jesus got on the horse and rode to the cross and all of that kind of thing
04:49and I just want that at the wedding, so you're really in touch with God.
04:52And also it just looks good in the photos.
04:54Come on, everyone, stand up!
04:59Smiley, can you smiley?
05:01Fuck, seriously, it's banging.
05:09Can it go upstairs? Yeah, it can go upstairs.
05:11Are you sure? Can it go downstairs?
05:13Don't want to get ourselves in trouble.
05:15Everyone sit down, come on! Thank you.
05:17You look different. Did you dodge your hair?
05:20Nah, it's because of these different gels, that's probably what it is.
05:23Well, you look stunning. Oh, come on.
05:26You do too. Thank you.
05:28Let's just bang this out as quick as we can, though, yeah?
05:30Yeah. I see it now more, the hair dye.
05:33First, I'm required to ask,
05:35if anyone knows of any reason why these persons should not be married,
05:40speak now or forever hold your peace.
05:43Can we just speed this up? I've got some DJs coming down in a bit.
05:46Yeah. All right.
05:48Please repeat after me.
05:50I, Michelle Louise Coleman,
05:53I, Michelle Louise Coleman,
05:56I, Michelle Louise Coleman,
05:58take you, Anthony Zografoff,
06:01take you, Anthony Zografoff.
06:04Zografoff. Zografoff.
06:06Yeah.
06:08How about you just let us just say it without having to repeat it?
06:11Cos it would save on time that way, wouldn't it?
06:13I want the priest, cos God signs it off whatever, doesn't he?
06:16So, yeah. That's a fair point.
06:18All right, then, let's just speed it up if we can.
06:20We'll just go for it.
06:22I'll be back in 20 minutes. OK, cool.
06:24Please repeat after me. Yeah.
06:26I, Anthony Zografoff,
06:29I, Anthony Zografoff,
06:31take you, Michelle Louise Coleman,
06:33take you, Michelle Louise Coleman,
06:35to be my lawful...
06:37PHONE RINGS Sorry.
06:39Could you all put your phones on aeroplane mode, please?
06:41Carry on. You guys keep them on. It's fine.
06:43Right, so let's go. OK.
06:45Shall I take you back, or is it...? No.
06:47Keep it down. Ready, and...
06:49Two rings, please. Yeah.
06:51Sure.
06:55One ring to rule them all!
06:57Come on, hurry up.
06:59On my knee? Yeah.
07:01OK. Go on. OK.
07:05Thank you.
07:07Slide that on.
07:09See? Thanks, mate.
07:11OK. It's lovely, isn't it?
07:13And by the power vested in me,
07:15and by the Church of England,
07:17I hereby declare you husband and wife.
07:19Oh, thank God for that. Oh, my God, it's actually official!
07:24OK, everyone.
07:26Settle down, please.
07:28Thanks very much, everyone, for putting up with that.
07:30We are running a little bit behind schedule,
07:32so if you can get out of here as quick as you can,
07:34bang out some photos and straight to the main event.
07:36Thank you! Thank you. Keep it corrupt.
07:38Amen. Let's go, people. Watch your backs.
07:40Come on. Get up.
07:42Come on, everyone out. Come on, guys.
07:44Get out. Let's go.
07:47Where are you going? I'm just going to...
07:49Get the bucket. It's going to shit everywhere.
07:52Where did the pony come from?
07:54Shabadi-G can get you whatever you want, mate.
07:56If you want a pony, I'll get you a bloody pony.
07:58Look at that.
08:00When it drops, it's going to be a bloody epic shit, mate.
08:03She's due one any minute. She had a McDonald's on her way here.
08:06I don't judge.
08:08You want a pony? I'm not going to ask what for.
08:10You know? Up to you, mate.
08:12I'll look the other way, as long as I get my...
08:15You know, as long as I get buried, mate.
08:17You can fuck a pony. I don't care.
08:19Whoa, whoa, brother. Eat some grass, if you want.
08:24All right, ladies and gentlemen,
08:26the bride and groom, Mish and Grindr!
08:29CHEERING
08:35Not in the eye, not in the eye.
08:37Oh, kicking myself down!
08:39And then stomp the balls in.
08:41What do you expect, then, from Beats' best man?
08:44I need him to make sure whenever I feel there's a minute
08:46where it's a bit boring and that, he brings it back up.
08:48I need him to be organised. I need him to be on the ball.
08:51Filofax. Do you know what I mean? Filofax if he needs one.
08:54You want the gold mic for later, yeah?
08:56Yeah, man. Of course. Good man, good man.
08:59Steve, I might need to chat to you.
09:06I fucking left Grindr's gold mic at the station.
09:08We need it for the party later. Oh, shit.
09:10He left his gold mic? Yeah.
09:12I could run back to the radio. Please, yeah.
09:15Er, get Beats in. Where's Beats?
09:17All right, sweet. I'll meet you there in a minute.
09:19All right, man. Thanks, Steve. Beats?
09:21Sorry, guys. Beats, Steve will get you in in a minute as well.
09:24I've just got to run back to the radio. Where are you going?
09:26What? I left something on.
09:28I think the oven's on.
09:30Do you want the bridesmaids in on this one as well?
09:32Yeah, Angel, come on, let's get some more pictures.
09:34Oh, yeah, no, Angel can, yeah. Come on, bridesmaids.
09:36Put your arm around me, put your arm... You're not in this one.
09:38So they can see you. That's it. Come in just a little bit closer.
09:41Photos are really important because there'll definitely be
09:44magazines and newspapers wanting to buy all the pictures up,
09:47all websites, you know, whoever wants them, really.
09:49Mish, is it not a bit morbid to buy a gravestone?
09:52Ah!
09:53Oh, three, two, one.
09:54But, yeah, I definitely think that some people want them
09:57cos it's a big moment for me and the music industry.
10:00Beats, come on. Did you get it?
10:02Mum, you take it easy. What are you doing?
10:04You all right? How long are you going to be?
10:06Five minutes, though.
10:08The address is on the flyer, so...
10:10Also, set times have been pushed back, so quick as you can, people.
10:13Hello, gorgeous.
10:15He's a gorgeous girl.
10:17Yeah, are you waving?
10:18Oh, getting on so well.
10:20Well, I'll just take her back for me at the next venue, yeah?
10:23Um, no, you're all right.
10:24Do you want to go back to Mummy?
10:27Look at that, no response.
10:28Yeah, she's happier with you.
10:37Dirty federales.
10:41Bastards.
10:43Fucking hell.
10:46Shit.
10:47What are they doing?
10:48They're outside the flat now.
10:51Hey, it's fucking fed.
10:54Fucking hell.
10:55Fucking come downstairs, you're so big with your massive camera.
10:59Does anyone want to take the baby?
11:02Have you seen Roche?
11:04Go on.
11:05Can you get...
11:06Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:07Come on.
11:08Quick as you can.
11:09Will it even...
11:10Got to get it all in.
11:11Yeah, exactly.
11:12Quick as you can.
11:17Oh, shit, I didn't think you were getting in.
11:19Yeah.
11:20Do you normally get in the front?
11:21Yeah, some of that traditional bollocks, though, innit?
11:23Yeah.
11:24You're my lovely, gorgeous hubby, aren't you?
11:26Yeah.
11:27Come and give wifey a kiss.
11:28OK.
11:33Come on, decoy.
11:36Let's go, boys.
11:37Guys, where is Roche?
11:41That's my man.
11:44Oh, look at you.
11:46I used to have a pony when I was little.
11:48Oh, well, hey, pretty lady, you want to ride on my pony?
11:53Is that from the film?
11:54Yeah, yeah, I mean, I think it's actually a metaphor.
11:56Like, in the film, the pony is his penis.
11:59You know what I mean?
12:00All right.
12:01But in this case, I'm talking about my actual pony.
12:03Or whichever you prefer.
12:06Weddings are a really great place to find love, you know?
12:08There's a lot of older women there starting to get broody,
12:10lowering their standards.
12:11Their biological clock is ticking.
12:13Time is running out for them.
12:15And I'm just there to remind them of that.
12:17Tick-tock, tick-tock.
12:19Hi, Chabuddy.
12:22Oh, my God.
12:29Are you kidding me?
12:36Jesus.
12:37What, we're here already?
12:38Come on, decoy.
12:39Up to the corner, mate.
12:40Up to the corner, decoy.
12:41Up to the corner, decoy!
12:45A lot of people here, aren't there?
12:46Bare people.
12:47Easy, boys.
12:48You look insane.
12:49Still my mates in there.
12:50Oh, right.
12:51But you are so popular, aren't you?
12:52I love it.
12:53People only go to weddings because they have to.
12:56So I'm trying to switch that vibe up for my team.
12:58I want people to want it, like,
12:59oh, I can't wait for the wedding next Friday.
13:01Like you say about the wedding,
13:02like, oh, I can't wait for the wedding next Friday.
13:04Like you say about a rave.
13:06Mace?
13:07Oh.
13:08Craig David sort of shit.
13:11And then they can go to the wedding, deal with all the bollocks,
13:14and then go to the after party and just go sick,
13:17and then all they remember from that wedding
13:19is how sick corrupt FM were.
13:21Time to do it.
13:23Oh, my God.
13:24Fucking sick of it.
13:26Oh, it's perfect.
13:28Did you just say perfect?
13:29We'll wait to see what else I got.
13:31Personalised cake.
13:32I've done a few additions as well.
13:34It's stunning.
13:35Wow, Mace, that is nice, isn't it?
13:37It's so nice, isn't it?
13:38Come on, guys.
13:39The bridegroom only looks like decoy, doesn't he?
13:41No, not really.
13:42He does.
13:43Oh, shit.
13:44Well, he said you didn't marry decoy.
13:45I will.
13:46Isn't it decoy?
13:47That looks nothing like decoy.
13:48I've got the Mediterranean colour in.
13:49Sorry, guys.
13:50The hair feels a bit different, but...
13:51Ricky.
13:52So, do you guys want to land?
13:54That's fine, honestly.
13:55You sure?
13:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:57All right.
13:58What are you going to play, then?
14:00Do a bit of Bhangra, if you want.
14:02All right, yeah.
14:03I'm up for anything.
14:04You know me.
14:05You know that decoy, don't you?
14:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:07All too well.
14:08All right, then.
14:09I've got no gag reflex, you know.
14:12Yeah.
14:13Oh, wow.
14:14People are all coming in now.
14:16Who are they?
14:17I don't know her, do I?
14:18There's free food and that.
14:20Thank you.
14:22Good.
14:23You got a flyer?
14:24What if we didn't?
14:25Would you not have let us in?
14:26Everyone needs a flyer, Rochelle.
14:27Sorry about all that, but...
14:29She's waiting out there,
14:30but it's going to be popping off soon, yeah?
14:32Will we go and find mummy?
14:33Thank you.
14:34Yeah.
14:35Is your wife in there?
14:36Have you got a flyer?
14:37Are you joking?
14:38I'm standing here holding your baby.
14:39No flyer, no entry.
14:40That's the policy.
14:41No.
14:42Where is your wife?
14:43Oh, thank you.
14:44Cheers.
14:45Where's your mummy?
14:46Where is she?
14:47Where did she go?
14:48Where did she go?
14:51So are you a fan of weddings?
14:52I'm not a massive fan of weddings, no.
14:54They are a good place to dump your baby onto other people, though.
14:57Yeah.
14:58I've given her half a banana.
15:00I've given her half a...
15:01I don't even know what to do.
15:03Goodness.
15:04Anyone else?
15:05Yes.
15:06We actually said that this is going to be our last one together.
15:09Yeah.
15:10Baby's a proper drain, isn't it?
15:11Yeah.
15:12All right, go for Craig.
15:16There we go, good.
15:17Are they from the bar downstairs?
15:19No, no, no, listen, they're just...
15:21They're all bloody...
15:22It's so weird, cos it's my wedding,
15:24and I don't know who our people are.
15:26That's been so funny.
15:27They all think you're beautiful, didn't you?
15:29Do you know everyone at the reception, then?
15:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:32Yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone at the reception are all my friends,
15:35and we had the family at the first bit.
15:37Friends come later for the rave party sort of thing,
15:40do you know what I mean?
15:41Reception.
15:42Yeah, rave reception.
15:43Yeah, sorry about all the weird wedding shit.
15:45The wedding's going to pop off soon.
15:47You've met someone.
15:48I thought they were your mates.
15:49No, exactly, no.
15:50I can't not have mates and not know them.
15:54No, man!
15:57Look at this.
15:59We haven't done anything wrong.
16:02Everything.
16:03Graham's going to be fuming about this.
16:07Sick.
16:08Still got the whiteboard.
16:10So, at least we know what we're doing.
16:13All around you, there's people that are trying to get you,
16:16and you always have to be thinking about that,
16:18so you have to make sure you're secure,
16:20you've got to make sure when you're in the street,
16:22you're ready to run at any time.
16:24Yes!
16:27Too clever for him.
16:29Put it in a safe.
16:30It's the way it is.
16:31If you get caught slipping, they will take everything they can.
16:38All my nan's money's gone.
16:39Oh, fuck, no way.
16:41They've taken it.
16:43All right, we've just got to go.
16:45We've got the mic.
16:46Let's just fucking bill a zoo on the way.
16:49Just block it out.
16:53Being a best man, it's a big responsibility.
16:58Gavin, mate, you're needed upstairs.
17:00Is it? Yeah.
17:01And I get nervous talking to people
17:04that I've never spoken to before.
17:07Thank you, thank you, thank you.
17:10To be honest, writing a best man speech
17:12is, like, probably one of the hardest things I've ever done.
17:17First of all, I just wanted to apologise to everyone
17:20that didn't realise this was a wedding thing.
17:23Just bear with us, yeah?
17:25I've prepared a few words.
17:27So, here goes.
17:31When we first met, I knew you would be
17:34my best mate and the best MC in the galaxy.
17:38Putting my feelings about Grindr
17:42into lyrics that rhyme.
17:45Yeah, I have told him it doesn't have to rhyme.
17:48Yeah, but everything sounds better when it rhymes, Roche.
17:51Eh?
17:53Dealing with radio beefs, putting angels to sleep.
17:57The power of our friendship is fast and furious levels of deep.
18:01Yeah? Yeah.
18:02I know you'll be happy, your family too,
18:05because every family needs a leader like you.
18:09So give me a bell whenever you need me.
18:12You're the best mate I could ever have.
18:14Sincerely yours.
18:16Colonel BT.
18:19Fucking fantastic. Thank you.
18:21To Grindr! Amazing.
18:22And Mish as well. Brilliant. Really good.
18:25Mish and Grindr.
18:29Just want to say...
18:35That's beautiful.
18:37Just want to say that I've meant this for life.
18:41Yeah.
18:42Even if we get divorced or whatever,
18:44once I've calmed down and I'm not fuming at you anymore,
18:47I'll probably marry you again at the drop of a hat.
18:50Thank you. Clap then.
18:53Don't get divorced, girl.
18:55Angel, do you want to say a few words?
18:57Go on, Angel.
18:58Show them your star quality. Go on.
19:00Say it loudly.
19:01Erm, thank you for coming.
19:03I hope you have a nice wedding party.
19:06Oh!
19:09The speech, mate, I absolutely shelled it.
19:12Best one of the day.
19:13Not to be too harsh on Angel.
19:16She'll be quite disappointed in herself.
19:19You know, like...
19:20I'd probably give myself a solid ten
19:23and I'd give her...
19:25two at a push.
19:27Agreed.
19:29Two, just because she made the effort.
19:32OK.
19:33Mish and Niquay, what the riddim?
19:36Oh, my God, you did it! You picked my best shoe!
19:39Yeah, cos you said you liked it.
19:41Yeah, that was it.
19:43All right.
19:44Let's go.
19:48We are the fairy tale romance, aren't we?
19:50Yeah, we are.
19:51Well, not fairy tale, cos that shit ain't real,
19:54but more just real life.
19:55It's our love story.
19:56Should have done a marriage ages ago.
19:58Don't know why I was being all weird about it.
20:02You get married and then you live happily ever after.
20:04Exactly. It's easy. Simple as that.
20:06Yeah.
20:07Do I do it?
20:08Just carry on.
20:10And then...
20:13Oh, my God, you wrote me my own song!
20:15Yeah.
20:16This is insane!
20:17Yeah, well, Decoy did better.
20:19Ladies and gentlemen,
20:20the official Decoy wedding duplicate remix!
20:25Get us skankin'.
20:27Looks like I'm shooting you in the head.
20:31We haven't got a honeymoon planned yet,
20:33cos Grindr doesn't really like anywhere hot or cold,
20:36so we haven't really got any choices.
20:38But we're just going to be really happy, I think.
20:40You know, that's it. With no more worries.
20:42We're just going to enjoy the rest of our days together.
20:47Where's my gold mic? I'm not using the same one every night.
20:50I've got your mic.
20:52I need to talk to you, man.
20:54What?
20:55I need to talk to you.
20:56Steve must clear the table.
20:57Yeah, come on.
20:58It's important, man.
20:59Yes.
21:00Tell me later.
21:01It's my radio.
21:02Not now.
21:03I don't like secrets.
21:05I don't like secrets.
21:06I don't like having that thing, you know,
21:08that weird feeling when you have a secret inside you
21:11and, like, you can't say it.
21:13I hate that.
21:14I'm all about the truth.
21:16I need to talk to you, seriously.
21:18Steve, stop! Shut up!
21:20Sorry.
21:21You're getting in his head.
21:23It makes me feel weird and I just...
21:25I'm not a secrets guy, you know.
21:27I'm a truth seeker.
21:28Trust me.
21:29This is going to be the best night of your life.
21:32Outstandingly.
21:33I'm the best MC you've ever heard in your whole entire life.
21:36Ever.
21:37Whole time speed.
21:38You know what?
21:39I think it's time to show them who the best MC in the galaxy is.
21:42Let's go!
21:50This ain't one of them daytime raves
21:52where you do yoga and have smoothies and that
21:54and a weird DJ in East London.
21:56Nah.
21:57It's a proper daytime rave.
21:58Do you know what I'm saying?
21:59You'll feel like it's night time, do you know what I mean?
22:01Proper tunes and that.
22:02Yeah.
22:03Blazing.
22:04Yeah.
22:05Bear chicks.
22:06Yeah, bear chicks.
22:07Do you know what I mean?
22:08And no mums with kids in the rave.
22:09No, get out.
22:10Dead that.
22:11This is pure corruption.
22:12Yeah.
22:13And it's purest format.
22:14Exactly.
22:15But me, she's an angel.
22:16Well, yeah, because that's the way of a wedding, isn't it?
22:17Come on, girls.
22:18Come on, angels.
22:19Woo!
22:24What's up, chicks?
22:27It's your body, by the way.
22:29Don't worry.
22:32He's trying, boys.
22:33What material is that shirt?
22:37Is it nylon?
22:40Is it nylon?
22:42Is that nylon?
22:44Don't worry.
22:52Where did you go?
22:53Hiding.
22:54There you are.
22:55I thought you were going for a dance.
22:57Yeah, I was.
22:58I was just...
22:59Oh, I can't.
23:00I'm smoking.
23:01It's your baby.
23:02All right.
23:03Come here, darling.
23:04There you go.
23:05All right.
23:06Thanks, Susan.
23:08Well...
23:09Shit.
23:10That was a little bit of freedom, wasn't it?
23:13Old-time original skank.
23:16When I step in that place, it's like...
23:24Shh, not now, Steve.
23:25Steve!
23:26What are you doing, Steve?
23:27Get off the stage.
23:29Hold on.
23:30Sorry about that, people.
23:31I was like the ones trying to interrupt, man,
23:33when I'm in my lyrical zone.
23:35All right, boys?
23:37Decoy.
23:39Oh, come on, Decoy.
23:40For fuck's sake.
23:41I ain't coming to, mums.
23:46She's as bad as she finds sometimes.
23:50Oh, Steve.
23:51You couldn't take her for a minute, could you?
23:53I really could do with a little...
23:55Are you all right?
23:56Yeah, just...
23:57Sorry, mate.
23:58No, everything's...
23:59Everything's fine.
24:00Ha-ha.
24:01Right, Nan?
24:02Yeah.
24:03Everything's all right.
24:04Yeah.
24:05Go on.
24:06Oh, thanks.
24:07You're a legend.
24:09Oh, she's so good with you, Steve.
24:13For fuck's sake.
24:15Hey, Nan, you all right?
24:16Yeah, yeah.
24:17Yeah.
24:18It's your buddy?
24:19Oh, yeah.
24:20Yeah, I mean, she's boss.
24:21Oh, wow.
24:22Boss lady.
24:23Yeah, boss lady.
24:24Yeah, good.
24:25I've got a really high sperm count.
24:27Did you just say you've got a really high sperm count?
24:30Yeah.
24:31Really, really potent.
24:32Yeah, I'm just going to forget this conversation ever happened, all right?
24:35Yeah, cool.
24:36No worries.
24:37Move.
24:38Yeah, I'm a great dancer, you know.
24:39I've got kind of a child-bearing hips.
24:41So, you know women do twerking.
24:43I actually do front twerk, which is just my gusset and my penis,
24:46just kind of shaking like that.
24:49Very subtle.
24:50Just forwards, gently going up and down,
24:53releasing a scent and letting the women know, hey, I'm available.
25:00Oh, sorry.
25:01You all right?
25:02Yeah, I'm fine.
25:03How are you doing?
25:04I'm doing good, you?
25:05Yeah, really good.
25:07There we go.
25:08And then obviously you combine the front work with the shoulders.
25:11Altogether, it's a very powerful look.
25:14I like that.
25:15Shake it, baby.
25:19Oh, my God.
25:22You're fucking brilliant.
25:25Basically, they took everything.
25:27They took the money as well.
25:32Obviously, I'll pay you back in that.
25:35Because basically, I owe you four grand now.
25:38We'll just say that, innit?
25:39All right.
25:40Yeah?
25:42Salute.
25:44Same with a man like Wobbler.
25:45Same with a man like Cantona.
25:47Me, I'll be the Daniela.
25:50Same with a man like Wobbler.
25:54Me, he'll be the Daniela.
26:00Are you enjoying yourself?
26:01Yeah, definitely.
26:02I mean, I'm having a bit of a sit down,
26:04because actually it's not as fun as you'd think to wear this.
26:06I've never tried it myself.
26:08All right, that's the last one for myself and DJ B.
26:11Make some fucking noise for us right now.
26:14They love me.
26:15They love me.
26:17He's good, though, innit?
26:18Oh, he's amazing.
26:19Yeah, really good.
26:20He gets a sense of rhythm from me, you know?
26:23Do you think Grindr's similar to his dad?
26:25Yeah, I think Grindr's dad is a dilf,
26:27because obviously Grindr's going to turn into his dad.
26:29And I can't wait for a dad that I'd like to...
26:32Whoa.
26:33Nah.
26:34He's also a hilf now, because he's a husband.
26:36No, I'm not.
26:37Nah.
26:38I'll tell you what I am.
26:39I don't know about that.
26:40But I'm a milf.
26:41An emcee I'd like to fuck.
26:42Not me, but other people.
26:44Silly.
26:45Grindr, a.k.a. Top Milf.
26:47Get your leg out, babe.
26:48OK.
26:49Oh!
26:50I touched your bum again.
26:51I know.
26:52I'm going to touch more than that in a minute.
26:54Oh, my God.
26:55Oh, my God.
26:56Let's go.
27:00I'll clean all this shit up now.
27:05You can't be too careful these days.
27:07We're all being watched by the government,
27:09but there's a select few people who can see what's going on.
27:13And that's me.
27:15This is the face of somebody who's seen a lot.
27:21Stephen Green?
27:22No, I'm another Steve.
27:23We need to speak to you.
27:24No, I'm a different Steve.
27:25Stephen!
27:26I'm arresting you!
27:27What do you mean?
27:28What do you mean?
27:29Wireless Telegraphy Act 2006...
27:31What's that?
27:32..and for the possession of Class A drugs with intention to supply.
27:35Do you understand?
27:36One, two, three, ten.
27:38Oh!
27:39Did it at an angle.
27:40That's quite hard.
27:41Thank you.
27:42Hang on, hang on.
27:43I think getting back with Misha has taught me a valuable lesson.
27:46It's made me realise I can do anything I want in life.
27:49And that's what relationships are all about.
27:51Misha will be there, whatever happens, whatever I do.
27:54They'll be there, whatever I do.
27:56And now we're ready to shell the game.
27:58I think, you know, relationships always change over time
28:01and it's like you sort of have to just grow with them.
28:03You know, it's also about taking those next steps together.
28:06So, like, now that we're finally married,
28:08maybe it's time to start thinking about making Angel
28:10a lovely little brother or sister.
28:13It's about love.
28:15Love just catches you sometimes and you don't even know why.
28:18Like, you can't explain it.
28:21Make it hard, then.
28:22It is hard.
28:23Well, thumb it in then, yeah, cos I'm getting sober up.
28:26This time next year, I want to be in a bloody mansion, mate.
28:30Just chicks everywhere, parties.
28:33We're living the dream.
28:35We'll be millionaires, boys.
28:37Thumb it in! I am!
28:38I can't even feel it!
28:40Oh, I've gone, I've gone, I've gone.
28:43You are fucking kidding me.
28:46Two second, aren't we?
28:47We should have brought the photographer to this bit,
28:49really, shouldn't we?
28:50It's a bit weird for this bit, isn't it?
28:52Behind every strong man there is a woman
28:54and loads of mates and draw and...
28:58But she's a part of that, do you know what I mean?
29:00And without that, it all crumbles.
29:04Thieves, man.
29:06Not even a drug dealer.
29:08That's just all for me.
29:09That's my normal amount.
29:10We're young in this game.
29:11Are you getting me?
29:12We've only just started in this game.
29:14Trust me, we're babies.
29:16Do you know what I'm saying?
29:17And we're ready to grow like giants out here.
29:19I'm going to make a list of the bacon.
29:21Shut up.
29:22So nothing can stop you?
29:23No, we're unstoppable.
29:24We're unstoppable, mate.
29:25Like, what's his name?
29:27Like fucking Keanu Reeves in Speed.
29:29Exactly.
29:30No-one can stop Corrupt FM.
29:35Love this one, guys.
29:38A lot to talk about, man.
29:40But what a beautiful episode.
29:42Give me one second.
29:43Thank you if you made it this far.
29:45Man, this shit was a banger.
29:47I feel so damn good after watching this.
29:49And hopefully you guys do too.
29:51Hold on a sec.
29:52Ladies and gentlemen, fan-freaking-tastic episode
29:56from start to finish.
29:58The moment we've been waiting for.
30:01Meech and Grindr sealing the deal.
30:06The guy finally committed.
30:11Like Craig David, he was born to do it, ladies and gentlemen.
30:14One of my favorite R&B artists of all time, Craig David.
30:18Absolute banger musician there.
30:21Voice, everything, man.
30:23Growing up listening to his songs like 7 Days, Fill Me In.
30:28His first album was an instant classic.
30:32Craig David, my boy Grindr, having some similarities to him.
30:37But you know what, ladies and gentlemen?
30:39Every Batman needs a Robin.
30:42And you need someone like my boy Beats, man.
30:46That speech that he gave was very, very moving, man.
30:50Grindr was a little horse in the voice there for a second,
30:53getting choked up.
30:55Fantastic speech.
30:56You can definitely tell he put a lot of thought and effort into his speech.
31:00And it's a big moment for him.
31:02He is the best man.
31:05We should all be so lucky if we had someone as kick-ass, as cool,
31:10in your corner like a Beats, man.
31:13If we all had Beats, and if you do, shit.
31:17Count your blessings, man, because that is rare, unique.
31:22I can't praise the guy enough.
31:24He puts a lot of effort hooking a mob, fixing his hair,
31:27giving them a little scare there.
31:29Wait a second, you got a white hair?
31:30Wait, there's more than one gray hair there?
31:32Ah, shit.
31:33So, you know, trying to get his hair right.
31:37We got Shabazz, man.
31:39Think about it, man.
31:40Obviously, add a similar line to Del Boy.
31:43You know, this time next year, if I hear anything like that,
31:46we'll be millionaires.
31:48I automatically thinking about it.
31:50Step it back for a moment and think about all the things that Shabazz does,
31:54entrepreneur, all this thing.
31:56He has a lot of similarities to Del Boy.
31:58Would you guys say?
31:59Let me know in the comments down below.
32:01I'm starting to think, man, he's got a lot of similarities to Del Boy.
32:04You know, but, yeah, let me know in the comments down below.
32:08So, one thing we noticed, one thing we peeped was that Shabazz
32:14and Misha's mom are very, very similar.
32:19They're, I say, could be compatible right there, minus the sex bit there.
32:27She said, excuse me, can't speak.
32:30She said, is it in?
32:34Oh, man, finished like in two seconds, man.
32:37Pardon the minute, man, man.
32:39That's less than that shit.
32:41Holy shit, Shabazz, man.
32:43But, you know, to be fair for that dude,
32:45he does not have a good track record right now with the ladies and shit.
32:51So, maybe he needs an older lady in his life.
32:55Maybe, you know, to teach him the way.
32:57But I got to say, too, another thing with Beats, you can obviously,
33:03I feel like, you know, he looks up to him.
33:05He looks up to him for guidance and shit like that.
33:07So, that's why I call him the Batman and Robin and shit.
33:10You know, Batman with school and Robin.
33:12But, man, Beats, fantastic job.
33:14Poor Steve, man.
33:16Essentially, they're getting raided.
33:18They got raided.
33:19They think he's drug dealing.
33:21So, hopefully, he's going to get out of that situation there.
33:25He did the task that was assigned to him to get that golden mic.
33:30They didn't look in the safe, but the money is gone.
33:32He explained it to, you know, little Nan right there.
33:36So, you know, bless him, man.
33:38Steve is such a great character.
33:40Roche, gangsta mom of the year.
33:43She needed a break.
33:45And the beautiful Misha's boss and shit like that, she wanted that baby.
33:50There you go.
33:51It's yours now, man.
33:52You know, she wanted a moment of silence.
33:54A moment to just kind of chill and unwind and shit.
33:57So, it just makes me think how much she probably ends up having to do taking care of the baby.
34:02It's a big responsibility.
34:06And I can understand why.
34:09I think Roche and Beats was like, yeah, that's it.
34:11They're done.
34:12Because, obviously, they got the older son and now they got the young one.
34:16So, that's a lot.
34:17That is a lot to handle.
34:18Baby's first couple of years, you know, a lot to handle there.
34:21But, yeah, Roche had me dying and shit.
34:23She giving everybody.
34:24Oh, here you go, Steve.
34:26Baby's crying.
34:27Oh, man, you're so good with the baby.
34:29Loving that.
34:30Love Roche, man.
34:31She's such a great character.
34:32Would you guys say that for all the, I guess you could say, I forgot what it's called when you have that.
34:41Oh, like a vision board, you know, all the planning and dream stuff.
34:45Misha got her dream wedding.
34:47I feel like she got her dream wedding here.
34:49She had the pony.
34:51Grinda's listening to her, you know, with kind of like the song choices, showing a little bit, paying attention.
34:57I feel like she got the dream wedding.
35:01She got the photo shoot.
35:03I love that Grinda's like, hurry up.
35:06It reminds me, I think it's Judge Judy, though, like a meme there.
35:08Hurry up, man.
35:09Time's up, man.
35:10You know, or any time's up kind of meme.
35:12Like, hurry the shit up.
35:14Come on.
35:15And she's like, we got to go back again.
35:16We got to run it back.
35:17You got my wrong side and shit.
35:19So, I love Misha.
35:21She does my head in sometimes, but she looked beautiful on this day.
35:25Grinda looking classy, looking badass there.
35:29Corrupt FM in the booth there, in the building.
35:32And then they had this crazy ass rave party.
35:35I mean, Grinda, I don't know how you guys all feel about weddings and shit like that.
35:41But, yeah, I'm not a fan of going to a lot of them shits or anything like that.
35:47So, this would have made me have something to look forward to.
35:51So, maybe Grinda is not wrong in what he was talking about earlier.
35:55But another dope episode.
35:57We do like that when Misha's talking a little bit.
36:00I don't know where they filmed it or anything.
36:03But you see the people in the background just turning their heads and stuff.
36:07Those little things added in there.
36:09What's going on here?
36:11I love that.
36:12But, yeah, I just thoroughly enjoyed this episode when Misha and her mom were talking.
36:16And they're looking at the cake and shit.
36:18Besides, she saw that the male groom was a little bit tan or whatever.
36:25Yeah, it don't look like Grinda and shit.
36:28It looked more like Decoy and shit.
36:30And even in the wedding, does anybody have anything to say and shit?
36:35Misha's kind of looking at Decoy.
36:37And Decoy's there and shit.
36:39That shit cracks me up.
36:41I'm still thinking about Misha's mom and how much she'd be trying to throw herself at a lot of guys and shit.
36:48Again, no different than Shabazz.
36:51Shabazz is not the smoothest of dudes when it comes to the ladies.
36:54Some of the things he says.
36:56Hey, I got a high sperm count to that lady.
36:59Misha's boss and shit.
37:02I'm getting the fuck out of here.
37:04Maybe match made in heaven.
37:06I have to stay tuned to find out.
37:08Again, we've been rooting for my boy Shabazz for a long time.
37:10Maybe they're on to something here.
37:13I'll have to stay tuned to find out.
37:15But definitely an enjoyable moment for at least Shabazz.
37:19I don't know about the mom in that scenario.
37:22She didn't look like she got any satisfaction there.
37:25Love Shabazz.
37:27Fantastic character.
37:29His little dance moves and shit.
37:30Then they had the camera zoom in on that below part with whatever he was doing there.
37:35Crazy moments there.
37:36Camera angles definitely set the tone and make you laugh.
37:39But I felt like Misha got her dream wedding.
37:42Grind it.
37:44Now, I guess to death do his part and shit like that.
37:48Even if he gets divorced, he'll forgive her in time and shit like that.
37:52Don't get divorced, bro.
37:54Don't end up losing half your shit.
37:58You'll have to split that golden mic in half and shit.
38:01She's taking half that shit, bro.
38:03Another dope episode.
38:04Thoroughly enjoyed it.
38:06A lot of great moments in there.
38:07The party vibes didn't stop.
38:10Every character on this episode was fantastic.
38:13Roche making me laugh.
38:14Misha making me laugh.
38:15Grind it making me laugh.
38:16All the cast making me laugh.
38:18Within good laughs, good music, beautiful moments, crazy, unexpected moments there.
38:25At the ending with the red van.
38:27I'm happy.
38:28I feel really good after watching this episode.
38:31Hopefully you guys feel great as well.
38:34Still enjoy the show.
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