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00:00What's up Wolfpack Fam it's your boy Kid back at it again. Hope you're doing well continue our glorious journey
00:15Men behaving badly with my boy Gary, Tony and the rest of the gang looking forward to see what adventures lie on this week's episode
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00:41Snacks not included let's freaking go
00:57I
01:27Can't be what how much longer in time? Yes
01:58I
02:03Sound happy today
02:16Just as fuck come on
02:27I
02:37Am using it
02:50We
02:52So man, are you I didn't get much sleep last night
02:56You and Tony came conquering through our bedroom at 130
03:00Why exactly?
03:02Was on our route
03:06Reading this book. It's really good this book
03:13What do you reckon the hardest thing to iron is I
03:16Reckon it would be a heavy pair of trousers that have been like crumpled up in a drawer since Tudor times
03:23What do you think?
03:25Hey this book free as a burp the New Age Bible, it's really good for people like me, you know the poor but happy people
03:34Look here. Look don't buy aftershave or perfume smell lovely for free by rubbing yourself with a lemon
03:41See simple but effective where are you supposed to get a free lemon from the New Age lemon fairy?
03:51Yeah fruit and vegetables can be had for free by stealing from large supermarket chains
03:57Who expect to have things nicked anyway? Oh, yeah
04:02Think Debs would like me more if I smelt more of lemon. No, I think she'd like you more if you move to New Zealand
04:11Hey, what about if I built us some shelving from the plastic trays frequently discarded by bread manufacturers if you just ask
04:23You gonna kill them what what do you think would work then?
04:27Tony I don't know
04:30Have you tried appealing to her sense of pity? Yes. Yes you have
04:35Just looking for some sign of genuine commitment commitment
04:39Commitment
04:43No nurse I've got here is compost
04:47Cobbling tips, maybe she needs something cobbling or could I could build her a climbing frame
04:56He's ready
05:01Hi
05:04Is Dorothy left yet Dorothy little snappy thing lies next to me in bed
05:21Like a blow-up doll
05:25Hi, hi, I just wondered if Dorothy was in all right
05:33No
05:39But I am come in for a cup of tea I'd rather not mug of water no a crapper and some jam
05:44Spend some time with me. Oh
05:49Here's a good one look who needs pencils just collect discarded lolly sticks
05:56Split them in two and burn in a workman's brazier
05:59The result charcoal that can be used on most types of paper
06:06Oh, no, please stay I am we're really communicating
06:11Well, I have to read these college prospectuses. Why?
06:15Well, I've decided to become a full-time student. Why else do you think I sent off for them to get some post?
06:28Good stuff in here for students look cut down on food costs by going fishing or by sleeping for long periods of time
06:40Look show someone you love them for free by tattooing yourself
06:45Using only a darning needle some ink a naked flame and some herbal pain relief
06:53Don't do it bro. Don't do it. Yeah freak
06:58Oh
07:04You're sitting on my biscuit
07:08Mess with it
07:10Sorry
07:11George I can't go on living with Tony and Dorothy
07:16One of them's gotta go
07:19How do you decide between your best mate and your bird? I once lived with a woman and a man we got on rather well
07:27Whoa, you're talking about your parents, aren't you?
07:34Did he used to stay up late singing drunkenly with your dad then go and sleep with your mother
07:41Not as far as I can remember well, you can't quite appreciate my position then can you
07:50Anthea you're grinning. I don't know about you George, but I find that a bit spooky
07:57A little bit spooky. I've just opened the mail. Yes, if you remember you do that every morning just
08:05We've had a circular from the security equipment manufacturers Association
08:09Well, life's just one long party in this company, isn't it?
08:13They've organized a five-a-side football competition for local firms and they're short of teams. Oh, I think we should play
08:20I've never been asked to play football before really you amaze me
08:32I'm sorry. I've got a very important problem to sort out my private life. We just haven't got the time. Oh
08:38Don't try that old-looking pathetic trick
08:44Come on Gary. Oh
08:46Hi. Hi
08:49Tony do you want to sit down here for a second? Okay. Why just being friendly?
09:00So what should we talk about?
09:02the flat Tony, okay, I
09:06Like it because it's all on one floor
09:12Nice yes, that is good, isn't it?
09:15You've probably noticed that Dorothy lives here now as well. Yeah
09:20Still nothing's changed does it? No, no. No. Well rather. Yes, and no
09:26More specifically. Yes
09:30Well, it's changed in as much as you have to leave
09:37Can't do this to me
09:39I'm your mate
09:42You're my mate always kidding around together to me
09:50Yeah, you still have to leave
10:02If you make me leave I'll stab myself
10:08Put the banana-shaped by road down
10:12I
10:14Mean it Gary I've modeled myself on you. You're brilliant
10:21Just give me the knife Tony
10:42Oh
10:47Wow we
10:51Horrible that was funny. Well, if you will fall asleep
10:58This stuff shot out across the room
11:07That's stuff for you, I'm sweating like a horse
11:12Unfortunately, that's where the similarity ends
11:21Sorry
11:23Before you moved in you would have shown some sympathy you used to mop my brow
11:29Used to wipe your face with a sheet. It's not quite the same thing
11:33Hey, but you're right. Things have changed since I moved in
11:37It's a trouble in nightmares, isn't it? Yeah, the mercy of these
11:42uncontrollable mad thoughts
11:45And how does that differ from your waking life?
11:49It's the worst nightmare you've ever had that's quite recently actually
11:53It's about Tony. He was being relentlessly cheerful and you and me were throwing cutlery at him. That wasn't a dream
11:59No
12:02Don't dream about me
12:04No
12:06You crop up in symbols, you know
12:10fierce animals speeding lorries
12:14Big dark bushes
12:19Whoa
12:21The three of us living here, there's a well-known phrase for our predicament who were mr. Grimsdale
12:30I don't like it up them
12:36To company threes a crowd
12:42We don't even have sex as much as we used to well, there's another well-known phrase
12:49When there's always biscuits in the tin, where's the fun in biscuits?
12:59It's an interesting one
13:03Are you fucking kidding me this guy's crazy
13:30You know what you're doing
13:40Surprisingly painful
13:54It's quite good in it
13:56That's a tattoo is it? Yeah, I've had a bit of a rethink though and instead of Deborah I love you
14:05Think I might just do Deb
14:10Why have you spelled it with a P D looks like a P
14:19Do you know anyone you quite fancy whose name begins with P
14:21Oh
14:23You've always liked Prince. Oh my god. It's for Deborah to show my total commitment to her. Oh
14:31I've got to sleep with her. You know, I think it's becoming a bit of an obsession with me
14:37Really?
14:40Yes, right
14:41I'll be living here another four or five years the nearest that I've got to sex with Debs is when she snoozed off during
14:46Rocky four and I put me finger in her mouth
14:48Whoa when we won the sack race in the garden, you know, and I lost control of me bodily functions
14:55Just to to recap your comment about living here for another five years what I'm bound to honor
15:02Yeah, let's just say yeah
15:18Oh
15:27India
15:28Me a mad middle-aged clerk from the Croydon area Brian and Tim the deranged cleaners a lady goalkeeper in a beige
15:36leisure suit
15:38Welcome to the supercharged world of interoffice five-a-side football. All right, I think George is doing terribly. Well
15:48Well, if you lay on a lilo in the middle of the pitch and quietly went to sleep
15:52It's nice to see George running off his excess energy
15:57You see the tragedy of it is that a bloke gets different things from his bird and his best mate
16:04Ideally, of course you'd want somewhere between the two
16:07Like a bird who didn't faint after three cans of lager or a mate who looked good bending over in a bikini
16:13Oh my god
16:17George are you feeling uh, quietly confident? Really? You're not at all daunted by the 23-2 scoreline then
16:24It's not over till the fat lady sings. Oh, didn't you hear george? She started singing in the middle of the first half
16:30Bye-bye
16:32Bye. Bye
16:34You see it can't be all bad just living with your woman
16:38George has been happily shacked up with marjorie for the last 28 years
16:42Whoa
16:45Oh, I think they've had their bad times yes, he brought the photos in
16:50I get the impression that there was quite a battle of wills when they first moved in together
16:55george
16:56well
16:58He lost really didn't he?
17:00Yeah
17:12Oh, yeah, that's all right. It's all over now. It's all over. That's just crying out for a full stop
17:21Minister job
17:23Ah
17:25Oh, ah
17:28Right, ah i'm off
17:31All the best mate i'll be rooting for you
17:34Try not to bleed on the stairs
17:36Oh
17:40Tony oh my god. Did I hear you screaming? Uh, yeah, I was watching television and roy hattersley came on unexpectedly
17:49Oh
17:50more college brochures
17:52Well prospectuses
17:54Yeah, hey, it must be just like going on holiday. Well better really because you don't need any jabs
17:59No, not normally
18:01What are you gonna study?
18:03Oh, I don't know
18:05What about p.e
18:07Why?
18:08Well, I mean you can mess about on the wool bars all day, eh?
18:12I'll bear that in mind or you could study the history of clothes and hair. That'd be good
18:21Oh, you've got to go here
18:26Why look at the length of that student bar
18:30Ah
18:33The college doesn't do the course I want
18:37Oh
18:38No, this one's even longer
18:42Go here
18:44Look at that. That's longer longer and wider more room for drinks
18:48Tony tony, was there any reason you came up to see me or were you just in the area giving career advice?
18:54well
18:55I just
18:58I
19:00Don't smooth my shoulder tony
19:03What the hell are you doing or my chin
19:07sorry
19:09I just
19:10Wanted to tell you how much I love you
19:16Tony
19:18You don't love me
19:20You just want to have sex with me
19:23God damn. Well, we could start from there
19:29And from that acorn our love will grow into a big
19:33Thicket
19:37I don't want your acorn tony
19:41What if I showed you how serious I am remember we talked about tattoos that's all I need you tattooing deborah across your knuckles
19:53Pain his knuckles, uh still it would be quite a nice gesture, wouldn't it? No tony. It's tacky
20:04Right, well, um, i'll be off then. Oh
20:09Tony what's that on your thigh? It's nothing. Oh, are you? All right? I thought I saw nothing nothing. Bye
20:18This guy crazy man
20:23You look depressed what's the matter it's the european court of human rights banned farting
20:35I bought you a lump of your favorite cheese. Oh, thanks
20:42Gary I don't mean to nag but can you take down the girly pictures? It makes the place look like a garage
20:48They're not girly pictures. They're art
20:51Yeah
20:54Listen dorothy i've been thinking and I don't think it's really working out the three of us living here
21:00I think you should move out
21:05Oh
21:07That's taken the wind out of my sails a bit
21:11Well, I
21:13Just feel it's for the best
21:16so
21:17Oh my god, no, no, no, how do you feel about
21:22This
21:28Oh my god this visual
21:35This shit is bloody
21:47Oh
21:51Ouch
21:59Did she like your tattoo
22:03She thought it was tacky it is it's all sticky and rusty
22:10Not sticky tacky tacky tacky. Oh tacky tacky
22:18Listen tony i'm sorry to add to your problems, but
22:23I've been having a bit of a chin wag with uh, dorothy and uh, well
22:28Would you believe it? She doesn't think it's working out us all living here together
22:35And well, she thought that perhaps you might like to move out what can you do
22:43You
22:45Okay
22:47There's no rush, you know have a swim or whatever mullet over
22:52Do you want me out i'm going
22:55There's a room going above the crown for staff ken's already offered it me
22:59Oh, well, that's handy
23:01Is it nice? No
23:04It's got a rat in it
23:08No windows
23:10Still that's one less thing to look through isn't it?
23:18You're gonna get lagered up with and i've interesting chats with on the sofa late at night
23:24I'll try it with dorothy
23:27Train her up
23:30Yeah, yeah
23:33I'll get some things together and go and go now
23:38Okay
23:41Ah
23:43Ah
24:07Oh, hello i've been making the place all nice for you. Oh
24:11I scrunched up emma forbes
24:14That's sweet of you gary love she's been flat on her back on our kitchen table for the last six weeks
24:21That's no life for any daughter in annette newman
24:27Gary i'm, i'm, sorry i'm moving out. What?
24:35Where are you going
24:37Deborah's spare room
24:39She's gonna need the rent money now. She's a student
24:42Got to pay for all those drugs and duffle coats somehow
24:48And we get on you know, we get on we're a lovely couple everyone thinks so
24:54You've got to admit it hasn't been brilliant us living together
24:58Especially the three of us. Well, exactly. I told tony to move out. He's found somewhere
25:03Tony will come back
25:06Well, maybe I don't want him back
25:08Maybe i'll put an advert in young and sexy londoner magazine for a gorgeous girl flatmate
25:13You're getting angry. I'll go and pack some things together head upstairs
25:16Yeah, that'd give you something to think about wouldn't it me sharing with a girl running around in her bra and pants?
25:23Well, you look a bit odd
25:26No running around in her bra and pants actually as you well know
25:31No or in a t-shirt and not minding if it rides up a bit when she's looking in the fridge that sort of thing
25:42I'll um be upstairs. Please. Don't go dorothy if I can't live with you. I don't want to live with anyone
25:53No, i'm, sorry gary
26:02So
26:14Hello tony, okay
26:19Good actor
26:20Hello, mate
26:22Look, everything's changed. I've told dorothy. I changed my mind and she had to move out. I think she took it quite well
26:27No
26:30No, no you you were never second best
26:33Oh, I know it must be brilliant living in a pub
26:37Yeah, oh no, all right fine. Yep. Bye
26:49Oh bugger
26:52Is he fucked oh my god
26:57It's me best friend
27:00you see
27:01Living with your birds all very well, but in a funny kind of way
27:06I could liken it tone
27:09To living with your parents because you have to keep your room quite tidy
27:15You can't put up the posters that you want to and you can't ask any girls back
27:27Actually
27:30Actually
27:31Actually, you can ask them back
27:33but you all have to sit around the table having a
27:36conversation and drinking tea and pretending she's just a friend and try not to sound too pissed and then you have to
27:43Call her a cab
27:45Am I right mate?
27:47Brilliant, mate. Cheers, mate
27:52This is great
27:57Oh
28:07Hi hi
28:11I thought i'd stayed here after all. Oh great great
28:16Great
28:21So mate what you've been up to
28:22Oh, you know not much got a kebab watched a documentary about how housewives are turning to stripping to make ends meet
28:28Drink some lager, you know pretty successful evening. Oh, absolutely
28:32Textbook evening. Yeah, what have you been doing sweating? Oh, well, that's something to do, isn't it?
28:38I think i'd give myself blood poisoning doing that tattoo
28:41Yeah, but listen mate, even if you have to spend a couple of days in hospital
28:44You're still left with a lovely piece of work
28:47And that tattoo will still be looking good long after the ceiling of the cysteine chapel started to look a bit tattoo
29:00What's that noise noise, yeah, it sounds like air coming out or something it's me. Oh
29:15Oh
29:17Yes, sir
29:22They don't like it up
29:26Don't be here
29:29So
29:44Another banger
29:46Episode there. Hold on. We got to talk about it thoroughly. Enjoy this one, man. This show rocks. Hold on
29:52ladies and gentlemen
29:53My day feels absolutely
29:56So much better after watching another episode. I felt like this was another banger. It makes um
30:04that moment where uh, deb's was look, you know, kind of like putting her ear on the door and
30:10You see tony opened his mouth like a blow-up doll, you know
30:13We've seen blow-up dolls in in many shows and shit like that
30:16So that blow-up doll scene towards the end was that much sweeter to me personally, uh, you know with tony
30:23In the beginning doing that, uh, you know blow-up doll kind of pose
30:27so that just made that moment that much more special, but
30:32boy, this was uh, uh,
30:35I can't speak english right now english hard for me
30:38It made this episode for gary at least. Um, this was probably one of the most difficult decisions that a man has to
30:47Make your mate over your bird. So definitely a very difficult scenario for my boy. Uh gary on this episode
30:55man
30:57And i'm glad that it's all gonna work out because the new you know, the new version of tony 2.0
31:04Uh, you know absolutely hilarious there, but nah, it's not the same man
31:09It's not the same we need tony's silly antics who the hell is going to be talking to him getting pissed drunk
31:16uh, you know what I mean, so oh there was one thing real quick when um,
31:20They said they you know, essentially they don't like it up online, uh, which we love there was something that they said before
31:27Um, there was a little joke there. I didn't know it fill me in on the details there again
31:33I I say because sometimes people get
31:35Upset but just in case we can never get everything or anything like that
31:39So in this scenario, that was one thing we didn't get please fill me in if you want to if not no big deal
31:45I'm gonna still keep rocking with the show. It doesn't matter
31:48Um, but yeah, if you want to help out a brother on that scenario there right before that, um, they don't like it up online
31:54Let me know, uh, if you have to go back to it, you know, uh, whatever. Um, thank you
31:58Thank you very much. Again. We can't get everything, you know, I gotta say this stuff because you know, uh,
32:03Sometimes people get offended. Oh, he didn't get this thing and stuff like that, you know, you know the drill
32:08Sometimes people get very butthurt about that stuff. But again on the record can't get everything
32:13So anyways, well that without that crap being said and done. Um a fantastic episode guys
32:19It was such a great, uh, you know, definitely a mix of a great comedy
32:25Obviously some moments of uh, you know sympathy for my boy
32:30Uh, you know tony in this scenario because I mean where the hell is he gonna go?
32:35How's he gonna survive and shit like that? You know what I mean? Um, there's a lot to tony
32:40but yeah him being left I feel like man, he just
32:43yeah, maybe he would have stayed at the you know with um,
32:46You know upstairs whatever in the crown, but I just I don't know as weird as it says
32:51I feel like he just wouldn't survive. I don't know man
32:53I maybe I don't give him enough credit or anything like that
32:56But I feel like right at least right now his place his home is here
33:00And for him to be removed out of that scenario just wouldn't you would you would lose the charm that tony brings?
33:06So, uh glad that's gonna work out obviously
33:09Uh dorothy, I love her again, I can't praise it enough but her wit, you know her quick responses, you know
33:17Her looking like she is going to freaking, uh
33:20Melt, uh, tony's face off with that freaking iron man. She she just gets pissed off
33:26Uh, and I love it and and you know her and gary are very much alike. So, um, there's moments, you know
33:32Opposites attract and shit, but a lot of time they do a lot of similar things naturally
33:37so you are going to take some similarities, uh, you know and and some
33:42Uh things that your partner does, you know, you're going to start taking some of their quirks and shit like that. So, um
33:49They do it very well, and we loved gary's mood in the morning
33:54I mean, there's something refreshing. It's something awesome. But just seeing him pissed off just puts a damn smile on my face
34:00Uh, you know and just seeing him get very angry. He wants to be in the bathroom
34:05you got freaking tony singing queen songs and uh
34:10mama
34:11Yeah, you know, uh, you know just brings a smile to my face
34:14But you could see these these two doherty and gary losing their shit
34:19They're you know, it is difficult, you know threes company essentially, uh, whatever, uh doherty said
34:25Three's a lot especially in a relationship with your lady. You got your made over
34:29You know, there's going to be times that you want to have some intimacy you can hear
34:33Well doherty said they have sex less so, uh, you know things are happening
34:37a lot less frequently i'd be upset with that one just off that one alone, but um,
34:42Yeah, it's it's a lot to handle three people in an apartment, especially if they're not all single. It's it's a complicated process. So, um
34:52i'm glad
34:53Things are going to work out doherty's going to be able to move with deb's
34:56but again, like right now when we're looking at deb's like she's just
34:59Trying to figure out life like like many of us, uh in life, you know, you're trying to figure out things
35:06So I just feel like this is like the next thing
35:08Next phase that she's trying to go now school shit. Tony was cracking me up a little bit with the bar
35:14She yeah, you got to go to this one. This one's bigger. It's wider, you know more room for your drinks and shit
35:20You know the simple things there are a lot of simple things that makes guys happy. Uh, you know, and
35:25Even the simple conversations that gary and tony have those little simple things
35:30Guys don't really require much things to be happy. We're mostly, you know, I speak for myself. We're very simple
35:37Well, i'm very simple. Uh, you know, just give me a quick meal quick, you know, uh and a drink and i'm happy
35:43You know as simple as that. I don't need much to be happy
35:46And with those two those that friendship right there. They don't need much they they make they make do um,
35:51You know two peas in a pod. Obviously. I love their friendship very much. Um
35:57I gary sitting on my man's biscuit real quick. Don't fuck with the guy's biscuit, man
36:02He was debating he got my man george debating should I should I not man and and anthia with that smile
36:09ladies fellas
36:11spooky
36:13Yes. Yeah, and I definitely felt someone's
36:16I'm leaning towards the spooky bit for her. I mean, obviously she is such a sweetheart such a great character
36:22Um, and they're a little disappointment early on
36:26both george and anthia, um
36:29You know with the football wanting to play football, man
36:31Just like two little kids really sad giving like the puppy eyes like a dog would do, you know, come on, please man
36:36Hook them up. So i'm glad gary, uh, you know, let them burn off some energy
36:42I know it's a silly moment there, but great moment now that book that tony was reading
36:48Get that shit out of his life, man. That shit is a recipe, uh for disaster
36:52I forgot what title that book was, but that shit sucks. I'm, sorry
36:56And yeah, it's just leading him to do stupid stuff. Now. Tony has done plenty of stupid things, but
37:02Currently right now is the episode that we have just watched
37:05This is uh by far the stupidest thing that tony has done
37:09Obviously we you know, tony has his goofball moments, but man to
37:14kind of uh
37:16You know almost spell it with a p and shit like hey, I like doing gary was like
37:20Hey, you know any ladies with the letter p and shit and he's like, oh
37:23You know, he's whining moaning whatever uh crying and shit man him dying doing that shit, man
37:29Uh remind you of those like prison, uh movies where people are getting tattooed but not not as good as that man
37:35I don't know why the fuck he did that shit. But again, that is the dumbest shit that he's ever done and
37:43Maybe like like deb said, um, maybe he just wants to sleep. It's not love. He just wants to smash
37:49He just wants to smash so he's like can we start there? No, I don't want your acorn and shit
37:55so, um, i'm, you know, we're rooted from again the sappy moments those uh
37:59Sympathy moments happened obviously when he's like deb. I love you
38:03Uh, obviously you feel and you know when he's about to leave
38:07You know leave the place you have that so a good mix there. Um
38:12On this episode to have a little bit, you know, um feel you know feel sad kind of moments
38:17But again, then it instantly goes back to the comedy. So nice blend on this episode another banger of an episode again, tony
38:25Uh cracks me up a lot. But again a lot of stupid things he does but this one right now is the most stupid thing
38:32to do
38:32Um, you know, uh, I just I don't know. I hope he doesn't do anything stupider, but at the same time I kind of do
38:40Um, yeah, just enjoying the show. It's a great time
38:43Thursday is a day. I look forward to uh a lot on the week because I get to watch men be even badly
38:48This group is phenomenal
38:51Um, you know, they they really they bring it they bring it on every episode right now
38:56I mean, there's something great on every episode and and of course we love anthia and george as well
39:01Uh, you know, they have their moments too, but um, man, this was just another dope episode. So, uh, we understand
39:08Uh that gary was in a big pickle again. It's a really difficult decision bird or mate
39:12um, you know, it's not a lot of room there and so I
39:17I was feeling for my boy on this episode, but I think orders restored things will be okay
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