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00:00What's up Wolfpack fam, it's your boy Kid back at it again, chillin' out with my boy
00:15Matt Barry and you know, learning some new faces essentially on a new show and yeah,
00:21excited to see another episode of Toast of London.
00:23Ladies and gentlemen, snacks is not included, dammit, you gotta bring your own.
00:27Had some scrambled eggs today, some sausage, and I have to have my morning coffee.
00:31I know some people like to have a fancier cup of it, but yeah, for me I gotta have my
00:36coffee to jumpstart my day.
00:37Now I need a good laugh alongside that, so hopefully Matt Barry and crew will deliver
00:42that.
00:43Just thanks for accompanying my journey, I really do appreciate that.
00:46Yeah, we just try to see as much shows as we possibly can, you know, and see for ourselves
00:51what the hell we think about it.
00:53So enjoyed the first episode, or the pilot episode, and now we're just gonna continue
00:57on with the journey.
00:58So stick around, go get your snacks, and let's get it.
01:03Snacks not included, let's freakin' go.
01:10I thought you said you were a beekeeper.
01:12No, a beak keeper.
01:15I keep beaks.
01:16That's an impressive collection.
01:17Look, I didn't ask you back to my flat to look at my beaks.
01:21Of course you didn't.
01:22You don't mind if I keep my sports vest on, do you?
01:28Fine.
01:32What's that thing on your leg?
01:33Oh, nothing.
01:34Oh, what?
01:35When it get in the way, what is it exactly?
01:39It's an electronic tag.
01:41An electronic tag?
01:42Yeah, it's nothing.
01:43I got into a little scrape with the police and now I have to wear an electronic tag on
01:46my leg.
01:47It's no big deal.
01:49An electronic tag?
01:50Aren't they for thieves and murderers?
01:51You've not murdered anyone, have you?
01:53Not yet.
01:54What do you mean, not yet?
01:57Because he's in a coma.
01:59It could go either way.
02:00Look, there was a very minor altercation and someone got stabbed.
02:04I didn't even think it was worth calling the police.
02:07Who got stabbed?
02:08My boyfriend.
02:09It's fine.
02:10That dark stain on your rug, is that connected with the stabbing?
02:14Yes, it's a blood stain.
02:16Why are you so interested in this?
02:18I've just realized I have to get up really early in the morning for a dentist appointment.
02:23I should be going.
02:25Really?
02:26Yes.
02:27I hope you're not put off by the fact that I stabbed my boyfriend.
02:30Ex-boyfriend, surely.
02:31Well, that's a discussion we'll have to have when he wakes up.
02:33That's if he ever does.
02:35I see it as us sort of having a bit of a break from each other.
02:38That's why I think it's okay for me to see you.
02:40You're pissed off with me, aren't you?
02:42No, no.
02:43I know what you're thinking.
02:45There's another boyfriend on the scene.
02:47He still fancies her.
02:48Maybe she still fancies him.
02:50Where do I fit into all of this?
02:51Because I really fancy her too.
02:53But don't worry.
02:55Because I know that Colin would be cool about me seeing you.
02:58Anyway, if he's not, fuck him.
03:00Oh, shit.
03:01I think we should take a break from each other.
03:03But I only met you tonight.
03:04Really?
03:05I'm already on a break from Colin.
03:06I can't take a break from you as well.
03:08Well, maybe we could go for a drink sometime soon.
03:10How would that be?
03:13You better fucking ring me.
03:15Run, bro.
03:27I've forgotten my trousers.
03:32Red flag.
03:36Oh, man. Loony bin, boys.
03:43Wow.
03:56It's tremendous news.
03:58So when did you hear?
03:59Just this morning.
04:00As soon as I got the email, I rang you.
04:02Can you believe it?
04:03You've won an award.
04:05After how many years in the industry?
04:07Ten? Fifteen?
04:08Twenty-eight.
04:10Time to break open the mini champagne.
04:14Now, listen.
04:15There's going to be a very big ceremony.
04:17And they're very, very keen that you accept the award in person.
04:21This is great.
04:22Oh, very exciting.
04:23What is this magazine?
04:24Oh, it's called Bras with a Z.
04:26It specialises in celebrity tidbits and such.
04:29Bras?
04:30Sounds like a bongo mag.
04:31A what?
04:32A jazz mag.
04:33A porno.
04:34I...
04:35Oh, spare me the confused innocence, Jane.
04:37We're both far too long in the tooth.
04:39It's a celebrity magazine, Toast.
04:42It's read by more people than read your bingo rag, I'll wager.
04:45So what have I won?
04:46What's the award for?
04:47Best actor.
04:49Oh!
04:51Am I the best actor in Britain or the world?
04:55I don't know if they've specified.
04:57I'll assume it's the world.
04:59And what's the time frame?
05:00Best actor of the year, the century, or of all time?
05:02Toast, you'd just be glad you've won.
05:04Now, do you know Susan Random?
05:07Nope.
05:08She's a journalist.
05:09She's absolutely huge on Twitter.
05:10300,000 followers.
05:12Even Jesus didn't have 300,000 followers.
05:17Yeah, I think he did.
05:19Not at the beginning.
05:20Hmm?
05:21Anyway, she's very keen to meet you.
05:23Big spread in the telegraph.
05:24And she's paying for lunch.
05:25I absolutely made that clear.
05:27Ah!
05:28This is all unusually good.
05:31I can't wait to start telling people that I have won an award.
05:35Ah.
05:36Toast, I need to inform you of something.
05:38Do you remember someone called Kikini Bamalam?
05:41I know the name.
05:42Kikini Bamalam.
05:43Kikini Bamalam.
05:44Kikini Bamalam.
05:45Stop saying it.
05:46She's the daughter of the Nigerian ambassador.
05:47Terrific girl.
05:48Had a bit of a rough time lately,
05:50so I've asked her if she'd like to come and stay here for a while.
05:52Why?
05:53Well, she's been recovering from an operation.
05:55Unfortunately, she's addicted to cosmetic surgery.
05:58Pointless, really.
05:59She's always been very attractive.
06:01But after her last rather painful op,
06:03she's ended up looking very much like...
06:06It's most peculiar.
06:08Well, who? Who does she look like?
06:10Bruce Forsythe.
06:11Bruce Forsythe?
06:13Yes.
06:14She's quite an uncanny likeness.
06:15They've done a radical makeover of her entire body,
06:18except for her left hand.
06:20The police arrived before they got to that.
06:21What, so her hand is still...
06:23Yes.
06:24It's a sole reminder of her quintessential African beauty.
06:27It's obviously rather traumatic for Kikini
06:29because she absolutely hates Bruce Forsythe.
06:31Although, I must say, actually, I'm a bit of a fan.
06:33Well, who isn't?
06:34All-round entertainer.
06:35Yeah.
06:36So what are we talking here?
06:37Palladium Brucie?
06:38Generation Game Brucie?
06:39Or strictly Brucie?
06:40It's Generation Game Brucie.
06:42Ooh.
06:43Although resembling Brucie from any era
06:45is bound to be traumatic for an attractive African woman.
06:47Given.
06:48This latest surgeon she went to,
06:50unscrupulous character,
06:52goes by the name of Beezus Fafun.
06:54Beezus Fafun?
06:55Beezus Fafun.
06:57I haven't heard that name in a while.
06:58Really?
06:59Beezus Fafun was a pseudonym
07:01sometimes used by a rival of mine.
07:03A total prat.
07:04By the name of Ray Purchase.
07:06Oh, man.
07:07He's a third-rate actor of vulgar farces.
07:09That's the one.
07:10I've been fucking his wife on an ongoing basis.
07:12He's never got used to the idea.
07:14So he's branched into cosmetic surgery then, has he?
07:17He's probably doing it just to get back at me.
07:19He's always been very jealous
07:21and a complete tool.
07:23I see.
07:24That'll be right.
07:25I can just picture the scene.
07:27So, you want to look like her.
07:31No problem.
07:32So I'll just inject you with this.
07:45Oh, my God.
07:46That's Bruce.
07:48Holy fuck, bro.
07:49So, you think he set himself up as a rogue cosmetic surgeon
07:51to operate on a friend of a friend of yours,
07:53disfigure her,
07:54and turn her into a Bruce Forsyte look-alike
07:56just to piss you off?
07:58Yep.
07:59Thing is, I'm not even that pissed off.
08:02I hope we see...
08:08Excuse me.
08:09Which one of you ladies is here to meet Stephen Toast?
08:13Stephen.
08:14Hi.
08:15I'm Susan Random.
08:17I'm Stephen Toast.
08:19Do sit down.
08:20I intend to.
08:21Thanks for agreeing to the interview.
08:23Would you like a drink?
08:24Are you having one?
08:25I'm working.
08:26Of course.
08:27If you want one, it's fine.
08:28I hope you're not one of these journalists
08:30who gets their subjects sloshed so they spill the beans.
08:33Because that isn't going to happen.
08:40It seems odd that this is an interview
08:41because it's just like chatting to an old friend.
08:43I feel that, too.
08:45I admit I was planning a bit of a hatchet job, sort of.
08:48Stephen Toast, he's a massive prick.
08:52It just seems that we have so much in common.
08:56I've got so much in common, too.
09:03Holy shit.
09:04I have to do this fucking play tonight.
09:06Maybe we can meet tomorrow afternoon.
09:08We could go for a walk.
09:09I live near the canal, so...
09:11A walk along the canal?
09:12How delightful.
09:13Do you read poetry?
09:14The best poetry is about canals.
09:16I love canal poetry.
09:18The only thing I don't like about the word canal
09:20is if you remove the C, it spells anal.
09:26Oh, shit.
09:28I didn't even think about that shit.
09:33Yes.
09:36He's in.
09:38LAUGHTER
09:48I have to get a bus.
09:50OK.
09:51See you tomorrow.
09:52See you tomorrow.
09:57That fucking run!
10:00Hello.
10:01Jesus Christ, you scared the shit out of me.
10:03Who is she?
10:04She's just a journalist doing a piece about me.
10:06I've got to go.
10:07I...
10:08Oh, damn it.
10:09It's my electronic tag.
10:10I must be beyond the ten-mile zone.
10:12Really?
10:13Yeah, this must be the line right here.
10:17See you.
10:18That's a great system.
10:19I hope you're going to call me.
10:21Absolutely, as soon as I have a spare moment.
10:23You'd better toast.
10:25Run, bro!
10:28She's a psycho.
10:31Thank you.
10:32Although I'm honoured to receive this award,
10:34it's not a surprise.
10:35Pleased with your award, are you, Tristan?
10:37Yes.
10:38About bloody time this industry recognised me.
10:41And to celebrate, I'm planning a romantic walk along a canal.
10:44Oh, I fell into a canal once
10:46when I was filming that episode of Minder.
10:48I was handcuffed to Diana Quigley.
10:50Well, I'll be accompanied by the delightful Susan Random.
10:53Susan Random, the journalist?
10:55I follow her on Twitter.
10:56I plan to follow her myself, but not on Twitter.
10:58Just along a canal.
10:59Excellent.
11:00Why are you dressed as the man from Del Monte?
11:02It's for Kikini's imminent arrival.
11:04I see.
11:05It's absolutely crucial, Toast,
11:06that we make as little as possible of the Bruce Forsyte thing.
11:09Of course.
11:10Oh, yeah.
11:11Remember, the whole Brucey thing is strictly off the agenda.
11:15Most important.
11:16All right, Ed.
11:18Ah!
11:19A canal poem by Susan Random.
11:22Dear Stephen,
11:23My favourite place for water
11:25is in a long canal.
11:27Although it can be dark and wet,
11:29it never is banal.
11:32Susan, that's beautiful.
11:35Kikini, this is my flatmate, Stephen Toast.
11:38Nice to see you.
11:39To see you, nice.
11:40Holy fuck!
11:42Forgive that.
11:43Ed did tell me that,
11:44to mention any of your catchphrases,
11:46was strictly, strictly, strictly,
11:48strictly, strictly, strictly,
11:50strictly, strictly,
11:52strictly, strictly, strictly,
11:54strictly, strictly,
11:56strictly.
11:59You don't look actually anything like him.
12:02I might need to lie down.
12:04Yes, Kikini, you've had a long journey.
12:06Let me show you to your room.
12:07What, out this way again, is it?
12:12Shit.
12:15It was as if I was in some kind of trance,
12:17but she does look the spitting image of Bruce Forsyte.
12:20And apparently, she hates him.
12:22I thought I'd hate you before I met you.
12:25Everyone said to me,
12:26Oh, Stephen Toast, what a cunt.
12:28But you're not.
12:31You're really not.
12:34Shit.
12:35Just a moment.
12:41What the fuck's she doing, guys?
12:44I'd often wondered how those things ended up in canals.
12:47Yes, I'm the sort of person
12:49who dumps supermarket trolleys in canals.
12:52I want to know everything about you.
12:55It's kind of hot.
12:56So, what will you have to drink?
12:58I suppose there is something I should tell you.
13:01I'm not embarrassed about it, but I have to let you know.
13:06I'm an alcoholic.
13:08Brilliant.
13:09I mean, no one drinks these days.
13:10Let's get a bottle of whiskey.
13:11No, Toast, I'm a recovering alcoholic.
13:14I can't drink, ever.
13:17It ruined my life.
13:19Well, look, it doesn't matter.
13:20We'll get a bottle of whiskey,
13:21and I'll drink your half as well.
13:24If I was still drinking,
13:25I wouldn't just drink half a bottle.
13:27Me too, I'd drink the whole bottle.
13:29We have so much in common.
13:32So, apart from throwing shopping trolleys in canals,
13:35being an alcoholic,
13:36you seem refreshingly normal.
13:38So, what else should I know about you?
13:40I mean, these things normally come in threes.
13:42Oh, that's all right.
13:44I've got to go.
13:46I mean, these things normally come in threes.
13:48Oh, that's all my skeletons out in the closet, Toast.
13:50I promise.
13:51No more surprises.
13:53Listen, I have to do that bloody awful play later,
13:55but I'll be free afterwards.
13:57Now, I would invite you round to mine,
13:59but we have that female Bruce Forsyth lookalike staying.
14:02So?
14:03So, is there any room at yours?
14:06Oh, you mean for sexy time?
14:08Well, I wouldn't...
14:09I like sexy time.
14:11Great.
14:12I can supply my own sheaths.
14:13I do have one rule.
14:15I will not use extra safe ones.
14:17They're too thick,
14:18and I don't believe in putting in the extra effort.
14:20OK?
14:21All good. My end.
14:22Excellent.
14:23I'd love you to come back.
14:24It's just...
14:25My house is a little untidy.
14:27Oh, sod it. I'll tidy up.
14:29Um, might need to spend a bit of time on it, though.
14:32Um, you could come round tomorrow night?
14:35I'm totally free.
14:36Excellent.
14:39Just need to talk to the loo.
14:41I thought she said her ass was untidy for a second.
14:46Oh, fuck no.
14:47Stalking lady.
14:48Crazy lady.
14:49Come on.
14:51Call you, yes.
14:52For a drink.
14:53Yes.
14:54Yeah, I'll call you.
14:58He sure does find them.
15:00Come back to bed, zucchini.
15:02Look, I think I'm ready to go again.
15:06Fuck.
15:07I just made myself a small sandwich.
15:09Do you want one?
15:10Well, I...
15:11Yeah, yeah.
15:13I'm not going to say goodnight,
15:14because if I attempt to say anything,
15:16I'm just going to end up being one of Bruce Versailles' catchphrases.
15:19Like, I'm in charge, oh, good game, good game.
15:22Oh, give us a twirl.
15:24So I'll just say nothing.
15:26Oh, shit.
15:28What are some other catchphrases by Bruce, guys?
15:43I think I'll have a shower.
15:46Yes, of course.
15:50This is a weird show, guys.
15:55What the hell are you playing at, Ed?
15:57I know, I'm not proud of myself.
15:59It's just, I've always been a big fan of Bruce.
16:01She's not Bruce Versailles.
16:03I mean, it doesn't matter how he looks.
16:05The thing is, it's really me.
16:07It's me.
16:08I mean, it doesn't matter how he looks.
16:10The thing is, it's really made Bikini feel attractive again.
16:14What?
16:15I'm just trying to shift focus away from her looking like Brucie.
16:18In fact, I think she may be beginning to quite like the idea.
16:21For fuck's sake.
16:25So, how are you getting on with Susan Random?
16:28Good.
16:29I'm seeing her again tonight.
16:31Going back to her place.
16:32Really?
16:33Oh, yes.
16:35Come on, man.
16:36Here we are.
16:39Good God.
16:42Holy fuck.
16:43He sure picked them.
16:46Hello, me.
16:48He's a fucking hoarder.
16:50Right behind you.
16:52Not as good as I was.
16:57That's still good.
16:58I guess that these things normally come in threes.
17:00What do you mean?
17:01Well, you appear to be one of those extreme hoarders I've seen those TV programs about.
17:07It's just a little untidy.
17:09Honestly, you should have seen what it was like before.
17:12What's wrong?
17:13I think I'm stuck.
17:18I'm just going to change into something a little more comfortable.
17:24If that's okay.
17:27Yes.
17:32Don't go away.
17:35Not much chance of that.
17:38This may take a little while.
17:54Yes.
17:56I see you're wearing a sports vest.
18:01I would have thought you'd have got in by now.
18:04If I could, I would.
18:06You're definitely stuck.
18:08I should get help.
18:10When did I put my phone?
18:13Oh, no, no, no.
18:18Oh, no, bro.
18:22I thought you said you were going to ring me.
18:24I think it may be here.
18:30Are you sleeping with this woman?
18:32Who is this person?
18:33Her name's Jemima.
18:34I'm sorry.
18:35I don't know your full name.
18:36Jemima.
18:37Meet Susan.
18:38Who is she?
18:39She's no one.
18:40We went out for one night.
18:41It's a bit more than that.
18:42It was a pretty serious relationship.
18:43We were practically engaged.
18:44What the fuck are you talking about?
18:46Is this true?
18:47Of course not.
18:48She's a dangerous criminal.
18:49No, I'm not.
18:50Anyway, there's going to be a retrial.
18:52I'll get off.
18:53Retrial for what?
18:54Murder.
18:55Attempted murder.
18:56Thank you.
18:57I don't know what to say.
18:59I thought we had so much in common.
19:02I can't believe you're cheating on me.
19:03You need to shut your mouth.
19:06So how are we going to resolve this anyway?
19:08I'm very fucking angry about this.
19:13You keep beaks, too.
19:16Are you kidding me?
19:17I've got about 20 boxes of them.
19:19I adore beaks.
19:22I really do.
19:23I frame mine.
19:24I've got them on the wall.
19:25I must have several hundred.
19:26I just find them so fascinating.
19:28So fragile.
19:29Noble.
19:30I love what you've done to the beaks.
19:31They're so sweet.
19:37In the end, they will always cheat on me.
19:41He's the same, but he's somehow wriggled free.
19:46I had high hopes, I really thought we'd work.
19:50I'd found peace, now you've set my world aside.
19:55You are mad and you'll get what comes to you.
20:00That sounds harsh, but it pays to tell the truth.
20:04I did my best, I like you, can't you see?
20:09Now my world's started closing in on me.
20:13Now my world's started closing in on me.
20:18Now my world's started closing in on me.
20:25Now my world's started closing in on me.
20:32This is great.
20:34You know the rules, Jemima.
20:36Give me a ring, yeah?
20:37Yeah?
20:47We could go to a hotel.
20:49Oh, I don't think so, Toast.
20:52It's four o'clock in the morning, you should go home.
20:55Really?
20:56Look, we should take a break from each other.
20:59We've only known each other two days.
21:01To be honest, Toast, I think you're a little weird.
21:06I'm weird?
21:07What?
21:08You're an alcoholic, extreme hoarder, supermarket trolley in the canal dumper.
21:12However, you're very attractive.
21:18Yes, sir.
21:23And she collects beaks.
21:29Toast?
21:30Sorry, Toast, to ring you at four o'clock in the morning,
21:33but the awards ceremony is on tonight.
21:36You are going, aren't you?
21:37They're very keen that you appear.
21:39Yeah, I need cheering up.
21:41Good. There's just one little thing.
21:43What?
21:44Well, you know I said you'd won the award for best actor?
21:47Yeah.
21:48Well, it's actually for worst actor.
21:51Sorry.
21:52It's actually for worst actor.
21:54It's a kind of cheeky award they give out every year.
21:58I think the finer details must have been on the attachment.
22:01I don't normally read attachments.
22:03Will you listen to me? There's been a change of plan.
22:05I'm not fucking going to the awards ceremony.
22:07And if this wasn't a mobile phone, I'd be hanging up on you right now.
22:10Hello?
22:14Is everyone enjoying themselves tonight?
22:17God, who's this prick?
22:19All right, and now it's time to present the award for worst actor.
22:25And the winner is, very well-deserved, mate, Stephen Toast.
22:33All right, all right, all right.
22:34Now, unfortunately, Stephen can't be with us tonight,
22:36but he has sent a major celebrity to collect the award.
22:40Oh, shit.
22:41Please welcome Bruce Forsythe.
22:46Let's go.
22:50Yes, now, very sadly, Stephen can't be with us this evening,
22:54but I am so pleased to accept this wonderful award on his behalf.
23:01It's very good of you to send Bikini to the awards, Toast.
23:04Bikini.
23:05She looks so young.
23:06A tremendous time.
23:10Let's have a toast, Toast.
23:12I'm not sure we're supposed to be celebrating.
23:14Who cares?
23:15Clock it.
23:17Didn't she do well?
23:22Must be another saying.
23:25I need to learn.
23:26I've got to find out something.
23:32Fantastic episode, man.
23:35Jemima China.
23:40Some crazy-ass fucking names, man.
23:42Go for it.
23:47Ladies and gentlemen, dope episode.
23:49We got to talk about it.
23:50Some of these names driving me crazy, but, man, this is cool.
23:53You guys might have to fill me in a little bit more on Brucie.
23:56I don't think I know much, to be honest, on Brucie,
23:59but one second.
24:00Hold on a second.
24:01Oh, man.
24:02Ladies and gentlemen, I think this was a fine episode,
24:05ladies and gentlemen.
24:06A toast for Toast.
24:07Toast.
24:08Toast.
24:09Toast.
24:10Toast.
24:11Toast.
24:12Toast.
24:13Toast.
24:14Toast.
24:15A toast for Toast on this one.
24:17I thought he was getting the best actor, and by golly,
24:21he ends up getting the worst actor of all time and shit like that.
24:27Oh, my God.
24:29So one thing we noticed, it definitely seems like they changed
24:32the Jane Plow.
24:34I kind of swore she was like a redhead.
24:36Now she's blonde and shit.
24:38Different lady for sure, but either way, she had me dying and shit
24:43because she had such a tiny-ass champagne popping in the bottle there,
24:50and I couldn't help think of a movie, one of my favorite movies of all time,
24:53Jurassic Park, when the docs are like, spare no expense and shit like that.
24:59Oh, my God.
25:00So Dr. Hammond is like, spare no expense and shit.
25:05There was a popping bottle there too, so it's just the opposite of that shit.
25:09I couldn't help but think about that.
25:11That is the tiniest champagne bottle, but he's thinking he's getting the best actor.
25:16It's about time that essentially they pay some respect
25:21and put some respect on this guy's name on Toast.
25:24Toast, fantastic job, but boy, can he sure pick him.
25:31Obviously, so far from what we see, this guy is eccentric.
25:34He got a crazy-ass fucking lifestyle right now,
25:38and the way he picks the ladies, man, that alone is comedy at its finest.
25:44He is picking some of the craziest ladies that we have ever seen from Jemima.
25:49Then the interview lady as well.
25:54I mean, he thought she had what, a B collection, and it is a B collection.
25:59Definitely an odd shit.
26:00You're looking like, what the fuck are we looking at, all this shit?
26:03So definitely a strange lady.
26:05Obviously, both ladies are beautiful, but I don't know if it's a saying or not,
26:11but I've heard a lot of times or at least advice passed down from friends and older folks.
26:18Sometimes, this may be an unpopular opinion.
26:21It might not get me popular with the ladies and stuff like that,
26:24but sometimes the more beautiful the lady, the crazier they are.
26:30I've had a lot of situations with some psycho ladies in my past,
26:35and, yeah, they still give me nightmares to this day.
26:38So seeing these psycho ladies here, and even when Toast was like,
26:42there's three, there's got to be, what's the third problem that she got there?
26:46Man, she's a fucking extreme hoarder, throwing the shopping carts off the bridge.
26:53She was definitely an interesting one there,
26:55and that line that she said about my man Toast being weird cracked me up
26:59because he's like, I'm weird?
27:01What the fuck, man?
27:02Flipped that shit on her.
27:03Oh, my God.
27:04I think he dodged a lot of bullets there on both ladies there,
27:09especially she got that freaking, what do you call it?
27:16I know what it was called on the leg and shit, the freaking monitor brace, whatever,
27:22so that when she got a 10-mile radius, man, that's pretty damn good.
27:28I mean, we see movies where it's just outside your house and shit,
27:31like 10 feet, 10 yards or some shit, so 10-mile radius,
27:35he's like, yeah, I'm going to go that away, but, yeah, that lady was crazy.
27:41We saw the red marking of the guy and shit,
27:45like she might be going down for killing the ex-husband.
27:49He's still in coma.
27:50She's got to stay tuned to find out.
27:53Yeah, that lady was crazy, crazy, crazy,
27:56and then when she started just like popping up out of nowhere,
27:59call me, you're going to call me, right?
28:01Oh, my God, psycho as shit.
28:03All we needed is some of that psycho type music.
28:07That's all I needed there, but, yeah, so far, I mean,
28:11obviously he's toast as an actor and shit,
28:14and it doesn't seem like right now that's the main focus of it,
28:18seeing more of his lifestyle,
28:20like things seem to be happening more outside the acting career,
28:24which is cool as hell.
28:26I do like that they were busting out on song shit.
28:30I do like shows sometimes that towards the ending of shows,
28:33I don't know, they start busting out and singing it or dancing,
28:37so cool to see on this show, especially on this episode,
28:41when he was dissing the lady and shit like that.
28:44You're fucking mad.
28:45That lady is fucking mad, man.
28:47I'm staring clear.
28:48That is a red flag.
28:50I definitely think this episode was great.
28:52We liked how the lady, the interviewer,
28:57when he's coming into his room,
28:59you see a line of beautiful ladies and shit,
29:02and she's like, I think she said that,
29:06I thought you was a cunt and shit,
29:08and then she ended up kind of, in that moment, liking him.
29:13I was like, man, my boy is in, man.
29:15But I grew up, well, I mean,
29:18hoarding shows came out a little later,
29:20but I enjoyed watching a lot of shows with hoarders.
29:23I don't know why, but I think it was Lifetime or A&E,
29:27one of those channels had stuff with hoarding,
29:31so I don't know.
29:32I find that shit, as weird as it may sound,
29:34I find that shit kind of interesting,
29:36and getting through, I guess,
29:40the root of the problem of the hoarding and stuff like that,
29:43but yeah, that lady's place was crazy shit,
29:46but her bed seemed to be immaculate,
29:48so if he would've just fit in there,
29:49he would've probably had himself a good old time there,
29:52but yeah, what a crazy episode.
29:54I definitely feel like,
29:57obviously, now we're,
29:59the first episode, I believe, was the pilot,
30:01so now we're officially kind of kicking in more,
30:03definitely enjoying the vibes here with the show.
30:07Now, this,
30:10the Nigerian lady turning into Bruce,
30:14unfortunately, I don't know too much about Bruce-y,
30:17so you guys can fill me in there.
30:19Maybe tell me a couple of what his kind of catchphrase,
30:22what some of his sayings that he was known for,
30:25if you guys can fill me in on that,
30:27but regardless, that whole fucking scenario,
30:30oh man, that he's saying that,
30:32oh yeah, I think she's finally getting comfortable
30:36being into Bruce-y and shit,
30:37but again, that shit was, that whole scenario,
30:40I guess my dude was sleeping with her,
30:43I don't even know how to describe that shit,
30:45but the phase and all that shit, absolutely hilarious,
30:48staying home with these guys there,
30:50that made for some interesting shit,
30:52and then he hooked up my boy Tulsa on behalf of him,
30:56accepted the freaking award,
30:57so that shit was crazy-ass shit.
30:59So, so far, only two episodes in,
31:02and we're enjoying the show.
31:03Great to see Matt Barry.
31:05We're seeing some new faces, essentially,
31:08and yeah, we're just hoping for the good vibes.
31:10I feel like, so far, it's a good show.
31:12I like the craziness that's going on,
31:14surrounding my boy's life,
31:16and yeah, I'm all for it.
31:18So, I have to stay tuned to see the next episode.
31:20I just want to say a very,
31:22thank you very much for hanging out,
31:23as simple as that.
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31:44Thanks for hanging out on my journey.
31:46Yeah, I'm, so far, you know, two episodes in.
31:49Enjoyable show, so far.
31:51Loving the musical, you know,
31:53kind of bits in there, too,
31:55and yeah, we're going to continue to see,
31:57I guess, his acting journey.
31:59I don't know if it has an emphasis
32:00on not so much the acting part,
32:02but yeah, I'm enjoying it.
32:03So, we'll see you soon.
32:04Have a great weekend.
32:05Thanks for kicking it,
32:06and we'll see you soon.
32:07Peace.
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