Cornelius Rants #1 Being a kid (Made by Cornelius McDonald - JCAW Girls)
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00:00Hey guys, Cornelius is here. Today, this is my first rant. I will be ranting on being a kid.
00:07Note, if you like being a kid and it's easy life for you, I respect your opinion. Anyways, enjoy.
00:15Being a kid, no, more like being a loser.
00:18Oh my god, being a kid sucks. I will tell you lots or reasons on to why being a kid sucks.
00:241. You always get told of what to do by your parents, even though you don't want to, but you have to do it.
00:312. Parents always make you go to school every day, and yes, school is boring and it is not fun, it is not fun being a kid, but I have more to go.
00:413. Every time you always cause trouble, your parents ground and punish you for a week or month.
00:474. You parents tell you to do your homework.
00:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, absolutely not. Homework is absolutely a complete waste of time, and it is never fun, homework sucks even more, no thank you, I never had fun being a kid back in the 1970s and 1980s.
01:075. Whenever you are about age 0 to 13, your parents hire you a babysitter, like come on, why can't kids just be home alone, not hire a babysitter to watch you.
01:196. Your parents whoop you with a belt, get spankin', etc. when you are serving a punishment, like seriously, that is child abuse, come on dog done it.
01:297. Whenever you are a little kid, your voice gets squeaky, like this.
01:33Hey everyone, I'm a little kid, and I like my voice and I'm a kid, la la la la la la la la la la la.
01:40Like it is annoying, and even worse, whenever you are a boy whenever you are age 3 or so, your voice also sounds like this.
01:48Hi, I'm a boy and I'm little, and my voice is squeaky like a girl.
01:52Oh my God, see that, when you are a boy and you're little, your voice sounds like a girl, like seriously, that is not normal for a boy to sound like a little girl, seriously ridiculous.
02:04GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
02:108. Whenever you are a boy and you are around close to 10 years old, you cannot have a girlfriend.
02:15You have to be like 18 to have one, like that is ridiculous.
02:199. Whenever you are a kid, and hang out with a friend that is around age 18, your parents
02:25say no.
02:26Oh come the heck on brah, why do parents never let kids hang out with a friend that is age
02:3118, that is just stupid and ridiculous, it is just a friend gosh darn it, what the heck
02:36is wrong with that, god.
02:3910. Whenever you get bad grades in school, your parents ground you for a month.
02:43What, why would parents do that to their kids?
02:46Oh oh oh oh, that is complete crap!
02:50Why would you get grounded for a month just because you get bad grades in school, everyone
02:54mistakes, what the heck man, it was awful being a kid, gee.
02:58G-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R.
03:0211. Whenever you get sick or absent from school, your teacher sends you hundreds at work and
03:06all that crap, and why do parents make you do that much school work, that is complete
03:10heck of being a kid.
03:1212.
03:13Your teacher gives you timeouts, detention, suspension and being expelled, and your parents
03:18ground you like a year.
03:20Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
03:23what the freak, why would your parents ground or punish you for a year just because you
03:27got detention, suspension, or expelled, that is so ridiculous, seriously, it sucks.
03:3413.
03:36You ask your parents to go buy you fast food, like McDonalds, Zaxby's, Burger King, the
03:42jangles, etc.
03:44Your parents say no, and they make you eat at home and you don't get everything what
03:48you want as a kid.
03:49It sucks being a kid, r a r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r.
03:5514.
03:57When your parents are out for parties, they would never let you leave the house to go
04:01hang out with your friends, golf cart, etc.
04:04What?
04:05Why would they never let em?
04:06Seriously, the kids are fine and they can go outside, like come on, they're not gonna
04:12be kidnapped, they'll be fine and they are smart, it sucks being a kid.
04:1615.
04:17child is watching TV and watching some movies or TV shows that are inappropriate, the parents
04:23say no, because the rating is rated R, unless parent or guardian.
04:2816.
04:29When you're a kid and you need a job, your parents say no, because you have to be 15
04:34to get a job.
04:35Oh my god, why can't kids have a job for christ's sake?
04:38What if they want money?
04:39If not, they would be poor, especially if they are orphan and their parents died.
04:43It would gosh darn suck even though being a kid because of that.
04:46You're an orphan and you have no money and you would even die if you don't eat or
04:49drink, because we have to have money to live.
04:51It sucks even though being a kid because of that.
04:53Now I'm really angry even more.
04:55GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
04:5817.
05:00When you're a kid and you have school nights, you go to bed by 9 o'clockand get up at
05:046 o'clock in the morning.
05:06Now that stuff is elementary school.
05:08Elementary school is the worst school category ever.
05:11Thank god I'm not in elementary school anymore.
05:13freaking god except being a kid in elementary because you have to be in
05:17bed by nine o'clock and you have to wake up very early at six o'clock in the
05:20morning that is so much worse being a kid and the last one 18 whenever you are
05:25a kid the worst ever is that you are too young to drive a car like come on what
05:31if the kids have places to go when you're also a kid you can't drive a
05:35motor vehicle you have to be 15 to drive a motor vehicle that is the worst thing
05:40ever to be a kid oh my god it sucks a lot worse and ever ever and ever when
05:45you are a kid you are too young to drive a car or any motor vehicle it is the
05:49worst and it's boring to be a kid ever
06:00okay that's all the reasons why being a kid sucks thank God I'm not a kid
06:05anymore thank freaking God and now I'm an adult and I'm 53 years old do you
06:11know who likes being a kid Sophia the first she thinks it's easy and do you
06:16know who hates being a kid the weed is heat 96 he made a rant on being a kid
06:21but I agree with him being a kid sucks and cussing also suck driving a motor
06:26vehicle is so many times better than being a kid and the rant and that's all
06:31for this first rant today and the weed is heat 96 if you are watching this I
06:36agree with you about being a kid because it is not fun but anyways la fine e
06:41which means the end in Italian