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00:00:00Mommy?
00:00:09What's on your face, Dawn?
00:00:12Makeup. I want to look nice for the first day.
00:00:16Dad?
00:00:17Yeah?
00:00:18I made sandwiches for the bus.
00:00:20Do you think I put too much ketchup?
00:00:22What?
00:00:23No, there's no such thing as too much ketchup.
00:00:25You know that.
00:00:27Look, alarm!
00:00:29Yay, waffles are ready!
00:00:33We could keep them with us for the week.
00:00:35I mean, we'd lose the money, but...
00:00:37We can't have this conversation again
00:00:39because the bus is coming in an hour.
00:00:41So, just a week.
00:00:43Camp is good, remember?
00:00:45Camp is good. Camp is good.
00:00:47Camp is good.
00:00:49And you got some T-shirts?
00:00:51Yeah, I think, yeah.
00:00:53And you got some T-shirts?
00:00:55Yeah, I think, yeah.
00:00:57Okay, okay, good, good.
00:00:59Yes.
00:01:01Yes. Got everything.
00:01:03I have everything. I already checked.
00:01:05Okay, I know. You'll be alright.
00:01:09Undies? Undies?
00:01:11I'm wearing them.
00:01:13Grace?
00:01:15What?
00:01:17No, seriously, what?
00:01:19But only taking one pair?
00:01:21I only have one butt.
00:01:23I mean, you're eight.
00:01:25Yeah, but 14% of girls get their periods
00:01:27by the age of 10.
00:01:29What is in here?
00:01:31Well, not that much.
00:01:37And the youngest recorded case
00:01:39of a girl giving birth was at five years old.
00:01:41Wait, not that I'm talking.
00:01:43Okay.
00:01:45In Peru, in 1938.
00:01:47Let's just take the whole box then.
00:01:51Girls, it is totally normal
00:01:53to feel homesick at camp, okay?
00:01:55So when you're away from your family,
00:01:57it can be hard.
00:01:59So look, if you get that feeling in your chest
00:02:01and it kind of overwhelms you,
00:02:03it's fine.
00:02:05You just take a moment
00:02:07and you think of a happy memory,
00:02:09something that we all did together as a family,
00:02:11and when that happens, you'll feel better.
00:02:13Are you crying?
00:02:15No, I'm not.
00:02:17Of course I am not crying.
00:02:19I'm a grown-up.
00:02:21It's okay to cry, though, just so you know.
00:02:23Crying is totally fine.
00:02:25Good pep talk.
00:02:27Thanks.
00:02:29Don't worry.
00:02:31You're not there for long, right?
00:02:33Hey, it's only seven days.
00:02:35What's seven days, right?
00:02:37Seven days is nothing.
00:02:39We have seven gnomes.
00:02:41Seven gnomes for seven days.
00:02:43Count down the days for gnomes.
00:02:45Don't worry.
00:02:47You're going to meet your husband.
00:02:49You don't have the same husband.
00:02:51That's illegal.
00:02:53I love you so much.
00:02:55I love you so much.
00:02:57I'm going to think about you every second of the day.
00:02:59I'll see you in a very short week.
00:03:01Fly right by.
00:03:03Oh, God.
00:03:05Okay.
00:03:07Camp is good.
00:03:09It's not too late for me
00:03:11to throw my body in front of a moving bus
00:03:13and stop this craziness right now.
00:03:15It's good for them.
00:03:17We've done good.
00:03:29So,
00:03:31what do we do now?
00:03:37I literally have no idea.
00:03:39I mean, we could
00:03:41drive to the gymnastics studio
00:03:43and sit in the parents' waiting area.
00:03:45Yeah.
00:03:47I don't know. It's comforting. It's outside.
00:03:49We could go for brunch. We used to like brunch.
00:03:51Yeah, brunch. Definitely.
00:03:53We could go see a matinee.
00:03:55Yeah. When was the last time we went to see a matinee?
00:03:57Do they still have matinees? Is that still even a thing?
00:03:59Probably not.
00:04:05We could make some sex.
00:04:07Oh, yeah.
00:04:09Let's totally make some sex.
00:04:11Secret.
00:04:13Ha-ha!
00:04:15Found him.
00:04:17Wait! Hold on!
00:04:19We don't have to close the door.
00:04:21We can be as loud as we want.
00:04:23Yeah.
00:04:25Oh, I am going to be
00:04:27so loud.
00:04:37Oh, I'm sorry.
00:04:39No, I do it.
00:04:41Okay.
00:04:51You good?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:05:05Oh, sorry.
00:05:07No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:11I just, I fell asleep.
00:05:13I'm good.
00:05:19Do you want to just...
00:05:37Oh, my God. I think I'm coming.
00:05:41Oh, me too.
00:05:43I'm coming right inside you.
00:05:45Ah.
00:06:05Testicles.
00:06:07Yep.
00:06:09They're balls.
00:06:11It's the least attractive part
00:06:13of the male anatomy.
00:06:15Yeah, and that's saying a lot.
00:06:17I think this is the longest
00:06:19I've ever stared at a pair of these.
00:06:21You know, I'm very uncomfortable.
00:06:23Emma? Emma Michaels?
00:06:25Oh, my God.
00:06:27Martin. Oh, my God.
00:06:29I can't believe it's Emma Michaels.
00:06:31Oh, my...
00:06:33I had, like, the biggest crush on you in art school.
00:06:35Wow. Well, you still have that thing
00:06:37where you just say things.
00:06:39What? Without a filter.
00:06:41You didn't do that. Did I?
00:06:43You just did. You just did it
00:06:45when you said you had a crush on me.
00:06:47Oh, no, it was a major crush.
00:06:49I kept a journal about it.
00:06:51You just did it again.
00:06:53Well, no, I had photos and a special binder.
00:06:55How the hell are you?
00:06:57I'm good. I'm fine. I'm great.
00:06:59Yeah? You married? Kids?
00:07:01All of the above.
00:07:03Yeah, I married Josh, actually.
00:07:05Oh, my God.
00:07:07You married your boyfriend from camp.
00:07:09Right.
00:07:11You know, played the field a little
00:07:13before he settled down.
00:07:15And now we have two beautiful little girls.
00:07:17Let me show you their Halloween...
00:07:19Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:07:21That's okay. No.
00:07:23People without kids are always pretending
00:07:25they care to see photos of other people's kids,
00:07:27but really, we're just being polite.
00:07:29Ah, no filter.
00:07:31Yeah. Oh, my God.
00:07:33So, is this your gallery?
00:07:35Oh, yeah, it's all mine.
00:07:37I appreciate the work of others,
00:07:39then, to produce anything of value myself.
00:07:41Like these bad boys right here.
00:07:43What do you think of these testicles?
00:07:57Like...
00:07:59Really?
00:08:01Oh.
00:08:03Emma, what do you think?
00:08:05Honestly? Yeah.
00:08:07I mean...
00:08:09No one really wants to look at balls.
00:08:21Oh, my God.
00:08:23You're right.
00:08:25Balls are...
00:08:27totally gross.
00:08:29Jacques?
00:08:31Yeah, can you take this one down?
00:08:33And those two...
00:08:35And, um...
00:08:39Yeah, and that one over there.
00:08:41You're kidding.
00:08:43No, my apologies.
00:08:45Oh, my God, you're crazy.
00:08:47Oh, my God.
00:08:51Oh, my God.
00:08:53Sorry. Wendy.
00:08:55My name is Wendy.
00:08:57Oh, my gosh.
00:08:59I'm so sorry.
00:09:01Um, Wendy, this is Marlon.
00:09:03We went to art school together.
00:09:05Yeah.
00:09:07Wendy and I are teaching this
00:09:09winter break art camp
00:09:11for at-risk youth
00:09:13just at the Rett Center down the street.
00:09:15The kids are amazing.
00:09:17This one girl, Aisha,
00:09:19has more talent
00:09:21at 15 than I, like, ever had.
00:09:23She, like, blows my mind every day.
00:09:25Well, I would love to come and see your work.
00:09:27Yeah, you should.
00:09:29Come by any time.
00:09:31That would give me an excuse to come see you.
00:09:33I can't believe you're married.
00:09:35I mean, I used to fantasize
00:09:37about having a bubble bath with you.
00:09:39Oh, that's very specific.
00:09:41Well, not naked, though.
00:09:43I mean, you're wearing a green bikini.
00:09:45Always green for some reason.
00:09:47You're doing it again.
00:09:49Oh, right. Sorry.
00:09:51Oh, no.
00:09:53Yes?
00:09:59Yeah.
00:10:01I don't know.
00:10:03It seems a little, um,
00:10:05unnecessarily sexualized.
00:10:07Huh?
00:10:09How so?
00:10:11Um, well,
00:10:13you can pretty much see
00:10:15her nipple there,
00:10:17and, well, she's
00:10:19filleting a banana.
00:10:21And your problem with this is?
00:10:23Well, it's an ad
00:10:25for fruit.
00:10:27Yeah, this is what the client wants.
00:10:29Okay, have we tried to, like,
00:10:31gently steer the client
00:10:33in another direction?
00:10:37Yeah, we're gonna stick
00:10:39with a general approach of giving the client
00:10:41what they want, okay?
00:10:43Yeah, you're the packaging editor, Josh.
00:10:45Just focus on editing the package.
00:10:47Okay.
00:10:49Well...
00:10:53Yeah, um...
00:10:55Yeah, um...
00:10:57Hey.
00:10:59Good meeting?
00:11:01Ah, everybody here hates me.
00:11:03Not me.
00:11:05I find you amusing.
00:11:07Kelly, what do you think of that ad right there?
00:11:09Uh, that reminds me of Gary's penis.
00:11:11Gary, that's the married guy?
00:11:13Mm-hmm.
00:11:15And his penis looks like a banana?
00:11:17Yeah, like that one, the one on the right.
00:11:19So,
00:11:21how often would you say you and Emma
00:11:23have an orgasm?
00:11:25A, once a day, B, twice a day,
00:11:27C, three times a day, or D,
00:11:29you're constantly in an orgasmic fog.
00:11:31Uh, oral counts
00:11:33and anal counts.
00:11:35Well, anal definitely counts.
00:11:37So, don't spare any details.
00:11:39I am not squeamish.
00:11:41Wait, those are the options?
00:11:43I mean, the minimum in there is once a day?
00:11:45Yeah.
00:11:47Why?
00:11:49Nothing. It's just, you know,
00:11:51see, this is exactly what I've been trying to tell you.
00:11:53This monogamy is just created by a patriarchal society
00:11:55that totally suppresses
00:11:57any sexual promiscuity.
00:11:59It is bullshit.
00:12:01So, what, like, once a week?
00:12:03Yeah.
00:12:05I mean, that sounds about right.
00:12:07Are you kidding?
00:12:09What?
00:12:11Dude, I was kidding.
00:12:13You have sex once a week?
00:12:15Why are you suddenly so interested in my sex life?
00:12:17Oh, don't be such a narcissist.
00:12:19I love your sex life, especially married people.
00:12:21Okay.
00:12:23Wait, so this is research
00:12:25for your affair with Gary?
00:12:27Is that...?
00:12:29Forget it.
00:12:31I'm gonna figure it out myself.
00:12:33Oh, my God.
00:12:35What did this animal want from me?
00:12:37Hello? Kelly speaking.
00:12:39Oh, no.
00:12:49Oh, my God.
00:13:19So, you've gone back
00:13:21to layering color over text.
00:13:23But this time,
00:13:25some of the text is illegible.
00:13:27That's interesting choices, Ayesha.
00:13:29Thanks.
00:13:31You're welcome.
00:13:33You're welcome.
00:13:35You're welcome.
00:13:37You're welcome.
00:13:39You're welcome.
00:13:41You're welcome.
00:13:43You're welcome.
00:13:45You're welcome.
00:13:47You're welcome.
00:13:49Thanks.
00:13:51So, of all your work,
00:13:53is there one that you'd like
00:13:55to try and finish?
00:13:57No, thanks.
00:13:59Then they'd just be...
00:14:01closed.
00:14:03They'd be, like...
00:14:05dead.
00:14:09Okay, that's it
00:14:11for today.
00:14:13I'll see you tomorrow.
00:14:15Drop your folders on the way out.
00:14:17Ayesha, this is great work.
00:14:19This is really special.
00:14:21No one else
00:14:23seems to think so.
00:14:25Do you care what they think?
00:14:27Trust me.
00:14:29They're jealous.
00:14:37Marlon?
00:14:39What are you doing here?
00:14:41You invited me
00:14:43to see the students' work,
00:14:45and I came, even though the term
00:14:47at-risk youth makes me very uncomfortable.
00:14:49Okay, well, um,
00:14:51you're safe, because they're all gone.
00:14:53I'm just gonna get my stuff
00:14:55and the staff room.
00:14:59Whoa.
00:15:01What have we here?
00:15:03Oh, that's Ayesha.
00:15:05That's the student I was telling you about.
00:15:07Well, you weren't kidding.
00:15:09These are terrific.
00:15:11You're amazing.
00:15:13You're amazing.
00:15:15That was weird.
00:15:17No, this whole thing's weird.
00:15:19It's weird that I came down here.
00:15:21I should really get back to the gallery.
00:15:23You should come see me there sometime.
00:15:25It wouldn't be as...
00:15:27Weird?
00:15:29Yeah.
00:15:31Yeah, I'll come sometime.
00:15:33I'll just stop by.
00:15:35Okay.
00:15:37What?
00:15:39Okay, I should leave, because I have an erection.
00:15:41Oh, okay.
00:15:43But don't worry, it might not be from the hug.
00:15:45It could be from seeing your students' great work.
00:15:47It's probably a little of both,
00:15:49but mostly from the hug.
00:15:51Bye.
00:15:53Bye.
00:16:09I have judo in 20 minutes.
00:16:11What?
00:16:13What are you thinking about?
00:16:19Not on the list.
00:16:21The list's not here.
00:16:23Every time you call me a little bitch,
00:16:25it loses impact.
00:16:27I don't even hear it anymore.
00:16:29It literally has no effect on me.
00:16:31Oh, yeah? How about fucked her? Is that better?
00:16:33What about OCD? Control freak? Asshole?
00:16:35Shit tits!
00:16:37Oh, my God.
00:16:39You do know I can smell your breath from here, right?
00:16:41What did you eat today?
00:16:43Was it somebody's ass?
00:16:45Did you eat someone's ass for lunch?
00:16:47Goddamn.
00:16:49Josh? It's Andrew and Janice.
00:16:51Hey, guys.
00:16:53I want to finish your thought for Josh and Emma.
00:16:55You were saying something about my shit tits.
00:16:57Oh, we're good.
00:16:59I think we're okay.
00:17:01So, guys, how's it going?
00:17:03We're separating.
00:17:07Janice is moving out tomorrow.
00:17:09I'm sorry.
00:17:11Why are we separating?
00:17:13Where to begin?
00:17:15Well, you could start with the lies.
00:17:17You haven't touched me in two years!
00:17:19Yeah, and why would I touch you?
00:17:21All you do is tell lies!
00:17:23I was just going to ask
00:17:25why you guys are shopping together
00:17:27if you're moving out tomorrow.
00:17:31That's a great fucking question.
00:17:39Are you okay?
00:17:43Yeah.
00:17:45I'm okay.
00:17:47The kids are devastated.
00:17:49And, um, we're probably
00:17:51going to have to sell the house.
00:17:53And I'm going to die alone.
00:18:01They just...
00:18:03They seem like the best couple.
00:18:05I know. I know.
00:18:07I guess things just turn on a dime so quickly.
00:18:09One day they've got that honeymoon glow
00:18:11and the next day...
00:18:13Were you speculating the other day?
00:18:15I don't know.
00:18:17Do we lie to each other?
00:18:19No, we don't lie to each other.
00:18:21We're us, all right?
00:18:23I mean, I don't...
00:18:25Why?
00:18:27Do you lie?
00:18:31Uh, I mean...
00:18:35I sort of fake my orgasm, too.
00:18:37What?
00:18:39Oh, come on.
00:18:41It's not normal for a woman to fake it.
00:18:43For a guy, that's fucked up.
00:18:45That's not... No, that's...
00:18:47That's, like, reverse sexism or something.
00:18:49That is a double standard,
00:18:51and I'm not just gonna stand...
00:18:53Oh, no, I think you're avoiding the question.
00:18:55Wow.
00:18:57We love each other, right?
00:18:59We're great parents together.
00:19:01We make a great team.
00:19:03It's just married life, you know?
00:19:05I mean, the sex becomes less important, I guess.
00:19:07Yeah, but don't you think it's weird
00:19:09I don't know.
00:19:11It's a can of worms.
00:19:13I mean, it's like that
00:19:15mango chicken stir-fry you make.
00:19:19How exactly?
00:19:21Well, you know, I don't love it.
00:19:23But I eat it,
00:19:25and I don't make a fuss,
00:19:27because that's just part of the deal.
00:19:33Maybe if I added cashews?
00:19:35Let's not overreact, okay?
00:19:37Look, Janice, we...
00:19:39We can figure this out.
00:19:41We've had many years of sex.
00:19:43Great sex.
00:19:45We know how to bang, right?
00:19:47Yeah, that's never been a problem for us, right?
00:19:49I mean, you know, it's not like
00:19:51we haven't sown our oats.
00:19:53I had sex with a reasonable amount...
00:19:55Okay, I know, I know, you don't have to go through the list.
00:19:57I had my fun, too.
00:19:59I had my slutty year.
00:20:01Yeah, can you... We talked about you not calling it that.
00:20:03Can we not?
00:20:05My one complaint about sex
00:20:07is that one person thinks of it
00:20:09more than the other.
00:20:11Okay, well, then that's not our problem, right?
00:20:13Because we have a shared disinterest in sex,
00:20:15like a mutual apathy.
00:20:17Yeah.
00:20:21Just...
00:20:23But then...
00:20:25What? What?
00:20:27I don't know.
00:20:29It's just...
00:20:31This is probably nothing.
00:20:33You talk a lot about sex.
00:20:35Hey, that's cool. I get it.
00:20:37I mean, well, I've been working out more.
00:20:39I've been watching what I eat.
00:20:41You know, sort of.
00:20:43It's really just about portion control, mostly.
00:20:45I'm... Oh, shit.
00:20:47You're...
00:20:49You've been thinking about having sex
00:20:51with people who aren't me.
00:20:57It's just we have this one week.
00:20:59This one week to...
00:21:01We could fuck in every room in the house
00:21:03without the kids barging in, but we're just...
00:21:07We're not.
00:21:11Okay. All right, look.
00:21:17We got time, right?
00:21:19We got, like, five more days, right?
00:21:21Yes. I want this.
00:21:23Let's fix this.
00:21:25Okay, all right. So, like, what are we thinking?
00:21:27Maybe, like, an orgy with, like...
00:21:29Butter.
00:21:31Like a vat of butter.
00:21:33Oh, now I want butter.
00:21:35Or I could get, like, that enlargement surgery
00:21:37for my penis, for my little, tiny penis.
00:21:39Can you please stop? Don't. Please?
00:21:41Hey, hey.
00:21:43Whatever it takes.
00:21:49This isn't rocket science.
00:21:51Our sex has become mechanical.
00:21:53It's just unsurprising.
00:21:55Okay.
00:21:57Okay.
00:22:15I'm just not the right person
00:22:17to be giving sex advice. I'm a serial monogamous.
00:22:19Wasn't Tom into some weird stuff?
00:22:21Yeah.
00:22:23Didn't you tell me he was into, like...
00:22:25giant animal costumes
00:22:27that are used as mascots?
00:22:29So...
00:22:31Okay, so you would
00:22:33dress up in the mascot costume
00:22:35and have sex? No. No.
00:22:37He was curious, and he, you know,
00:22:39found some...
00:22:41websites? I think that's
00:22:43as far as it went.
00:22:45I just want to do something, like...
00:22:47a little surprising.
00:22:49Something he would never
00:22:51expect. Something...
00:22:53I don't know, like,
00:22:55adventurous. A little freaky, but
00:22:57sexy. Fun.
00:22:59Like, I don't know, like...
00:23:01Like a sex swing.
00:23:03That's a thing, right?
00:23:05Sex swing? I mean, I've never done
00:23:07anything like that. That's...
00:23:09Or... I don't know.
00:23:11Like, um... Like a threesome.
00:23:15A threesome?
00:23:17Maybe. Or not.
00:23:19I don't know.
00:23:21No, no, no, no. It's a good idea.
00:23:23I've just, um... I don't know
00:23:25if we could actually go through with that.
00:23:27Uh...
00:23:29Because who would...
00:23:31Like, Marlon?
00:23:35No.
00:23:37Obviously not Marlon.
00:23:39That would be a terrible idea, Em.
00:23:41Yeah. A girl.
00:23:43Would make more sense, probably.
00:23:45Marlon.
00:23:47You sure jumped to Marlon pretty quickly.
00:23:51Are you thinking...
00:23:53What?
00:23:55Okay. We trust each other.
00:23:57So we have that.
00:23:59We're friends.
00:24:01I wasn't...
00:24:03Oh. Oh.
00:24:05Shit.
00:24:07Shit. No. I am...
00:24:09I am so sorry.
00:24:11No, no. Don't be silly.
00:24:13I mean, no. I just mean, theoretically,
00:24:15hypothetically speaking,
00:24:17you would be the perfect candidate
00:24:19if that...
00:24:21Well, just... Yeah, why?
00:24:23Because with another girl, it could be weird.
00:24:25At least I know with you,
00:24:27Josh is totally not your type.
00:24:29No, I suppose that's a good point.
00:24:31And, uh...
00:24:33Like, it's been a little while
00:24:35since you've been with Tom, right?
00:24:37Yeah, yeah.
00:24:39Have been a little lonely, I guess.
00:24:43You've been with guys,
00:24:45you've been with girls.
00:24:47Just not at the same time.
00:24:49Oh, yeah.
00:24:51Forget it. I...
00:24:53Just joking.
00:24:57But it could
00:24:59be fun.
00:25:03I mean, it's great.
00:25:05It's totally crazy. Yeah, totally crazy.
00:25:07But...
00:25:09Not completely,
00:25:11like, stupid or gross
00:25:13or, you know... Are we doing this?
00:25:15Are we?
00:25:17I don't know. Okay. Are we?
00:25:19I don't know. I mean...
00:25:23Okay, how about this?
00:25:27Okay.
00:25:29Come over for dinner?
00:25:31Yes.
00:25:33Tonight. Okay.
00:25:35Just dinner. Like, no expectations.
00:25:37And...
00:25:39We'll see what
00:25:41happens.
00:25:43Okay?
00:25:45Yeah.
00:25:49Nope. No way.
00:25:51I can't do it. Oh, my God. Can you relax?
00:25:53She might not even be into it. We left it open.
00:25:55Wait.
00:25:57No. That's worse.
00:25:59What, I gotta try and, like, read her signs?
00:26:01I'm not gonna have a clue what's going on.
00:26:03Oh, my God.
00:26:05I think I might have diarrhea. Do you feel like you have diarrhea?
00:26:07No.
00:26:09I thought this was, like, every man's fantasy.
00:26:11Yeah, yeah. In theory.
00:26:13Oh, my gosh.
00:26:15I should be getting a medal for this.
00:26:17This is like me being the best wife on the planet.
00:26:19Sorry. It's just...
00:26:21It's too much pressure.
00:26:23Okay. Well, you don't have to worry about it,
00:26:25because it's just dinner.
00:26:27She's probably come to her senses.
00:26:29Uh...
00:26:31Uh...
00:26:35Do you have to go to the bathroom? I'm good.
00:26:37Are you gonna stand like that?
00:26:39I'm good.
00:26:41Hi.
00:26:43Oh, thank you.
00:26:45Can I take your coat?
00:26:47Oh, um, can I look up?
00:26:49Oh, yeah, it's kind of...
00:26:51Oh, my gosh, your hair looks so good.
00:26:53Hi.
00:26:55Look at this.
00:26:57Thank you so much. I love wine.
00:26:59So, Wendy, what's up?
00:27:01I'm just nervous.
00:27:03Yeah.
00:27:05I'm really nervous.
00:27:07I feel like I might have...
00:27:09Diarrhea, right?
00:27:11Put on too much makeup.
00:27:13What I was gonna say.
00:27:15No. No?
00:27:17No. Your eyes look amazing.
00:27:19Oh. Your skin.
00:27:21You look so pretty.
00:27:23Thanks.
00:27:25Um, so...
00:27:27Um, Emma, I should say something
00:27:29in the spirit of full disclosure.
00:27:31Um...
00:27:33When we first met,
00:27:35I...
00:27:37Oh, my goodness.
00:27:39I'm so scared of what this might be.
00:27:41Oh, it's nothing. It's nothing. It's nothing.
00:27:43Okay. I just...
00:27:45When we first met, I kind of had a...
00:27:47A crush on you.
00:27:49A little.
00:27:51Oh, my gosh.
00:27:53I mean, come on.
00:27:55Who wouldn't? You're so confident
00:27:57and funny
00:27:59and sexy.
00:28:01Oh, my goodness.
00:28:03Thank you. I mean...
00:28:05You're sexy, too.
00:28:07Huh.
00:28:09I know we said
00:28:11we weren't gonna
00:28:13have any expectations about tonight.
00:28:15Yeah. So...
00:28:25I really, really want to fuck you.
00:28:27I'm gonna go.
00:28:29Okay. I'm gonna take your clothes.
00:28:35Let's get this off.
00:28:37There you go.
00:28:39Oh.
00:28:47Oh, my God.
00:28:53Mm.
00:28:55You smell so good.
00:28:59It's my moisturizer.
00:29:03It's from Costco.
00:29:09You're the most beautiful woman
00:29:11I've ever seen.
00:29:15Josh is cute, too.
00:29:17Right?
00:29:19Yeah.
00:29:21Hello.
00:29:25Do I have consent to go down with you?
00:29:27Huh? Yes.
00:29:29Yes?
00:29:37Oh, my gosh.
00:29:41Mm.
00:29:51Yes.
00:29:55No!
00:29:57Oh, God.
00:29:59Okay.
00:30:01So...
00:30:05So I'm just gonna hang back
00:30:07a little bit here.
00:30:09And, uh, you...
00:30:11You just let me know
00:30:13when a good time would be.
00:30:21Mm.
00:30:23Mm.
00:30:25Oh, my God. I'm coming. I'm coming.
00:30:27I'm coming.
00:30:43Oh, I like the way
00:30:45you...
00:30:47I don't know what happened to you.
00:30:49It was, like, really intense.
00:30:51Yeah, super intense.
00:30:53Ah, I knew this was a bad idea.
00:30:55You knew it was a bad idea? What, is it my fault?
00:30:57It's not my fault. No, no, no, no.
00:30:59Of course not. No.
00:31:01I mean, it seemed like it was promising
00:31:03at the beginning. It seemed like,
00:31:05you know, something was happening.
00:31:07It seemed like you weren't it.
00:31:09Well, you...
00:31:11No, I mean, yeah, I was.
00:31:13I mean, because, you know, it was exciting.
00:31:15It was new, right? It was...
00:31:17It was attractive, and it was...
00:31:19Yeah, she came to the house in the wash already, of course.
00:31:21I know, I know. Okay.
00:31:23So...
00:31:25So...
00:31:27So what do we do now?
00:31:29Try something else.
00:31:31Just...
00:31:33You do the surprising this time.
00:31:35Okay.
00:31:37Okay.
00:31:41Morning, lovely.
00:31:43Morning.
00:31:45Okay.
00:32:03What's the craziest thing sexually
00:32:05that you've ever done? Craziest thing
00:32:07I ever did? Yeah.
00:32:09I fucked a dead girl once.
00:32:11Oh, my God, really? No, but
00:32:13I would if she was super hot.
00:32:15You know what? Forget it.
00:32:17I'm sorry I asked. Oh, and I went to a
00:32:19swingers party one time.
00:32:21Everyone was having sex everywhere.
00:32:23Yeah, it was dirty.
00:32:25Sexy, though. Skeevy.
00:32:27Nasty.
00:32:33Nasty lounge?
00:32:35Yeah. That's clever, right?
00:32:37I think it's... It's like tongue-in-cheek.
00:32:39It's gross.
00:32:41This whole thing is gross.
00:32:43Is there
00:32:45really nowhere else we could go? Babe, babe, it's not like
00:32:47going for dim sum. Okay, there's not a lot
00:32:49of choice here. There's one sex club.
00:32:51This is it. Come on.
00:32:53Let's go. Let's be fun.
00:32:59So you don't have
00:33:01like a daily, like a guest pass
00:33:03available? Okay.
00:33:05Okay, then. I guess, um, two
00:33:07one-year memberships.
00:33:09Okay.
00:33:11That'll be $300 each.
00:33:13Plus a one-time initiation fee of $50.
00:33:15Oh, and there's a mandatory
00:33:17$27 co-check fee charge.
00:33:19And, of course, the cover charge. How much?
00:33:21I don't need to know.
00:33:23Just run that... Whatever you need.
00:33:25It's fine.
00:33:39Could be worse.
00:33:41Yeah. No, no, no. I think, uh,
00:33:43I think this looks promising.
00:34:09What the heck?
00:34:11Excuse me.
00:34:13Oh.
00:34:15Oh. Hi.
00:34:17Um, we're very
00:34:19flattered, um, but
00:34:21we're not interested.
00:34:23It's not your guys. We've got some cheese.
00:34:27Yeah, of course.
00:34:29Help yourself.
00:34:31He just wanted some cheese.
00:34:33Oh, my God.
00:34:35Okay. No, no.
00:34:37And what are you two beautiful people drinking tonight?
00:34:39Oh, my God.
00:34:41Finally.
00:34:43Hi. Sorry. Thank you for breaking the ice.
00:34:45We're, uh, a little nervous.
00:34:47It's our first time. Never ordered a drink
00:34:49before. Don't worry.
00:34:51We can take it slow.
00:34:53Ha! Thank you. I'll have a tomato juice, please.
00:34:55Yeah. Me, too.
00:34:57Cool. Here's a tip.
00:34:59Um, find the red
00:35:01curtain for the higher-end members.
00:35:03I think you might get in.
00:35:05Thank you. A red curtain.
00:35:09I mean, that looks like a red curtain.
00:35:11That's definitely a red curtain.
00:35:13Higher-end.
00:35:15Should we tell her to bring the tomato juice in there?
00:35:17Is that... I mean, I feel bad if we run into her later
00:35:19and she's been carrying it around all night.
00:35:21She knows we're high-end. What would we say to her?
00:35:23I told him I'm sorry.
00:35:25Our marriage was failing, and
00:35:27the only way to save it is to rekindle
00:35:29our sex life by getting our tomato juice
00:35:31in the high-end room.
00:35:33Ah!
00:35:35Ah!
00:35:39They called me.
00:35:57Do you hear that voice?
00:35:59It's over there. So far.
00:36:01Just take your time.
00:36:03Oh, my God.
00:36:05We need to go now. We need to leave now.
00:36:07Why? Because...
00:36:09Emma?
00:36:13No.
00:36:15No.
00:36:17I didn't see your name on
00:36:19any of the newsletters.
00:36:21Hey, Arthur. Hey, Josh.
00:36:23Hey, have you heard from the girls?
00:36:25Are they having fun at camp?
00:36:27We haven't heard a peep, but you know what they say.
00:36:29Yeah, yeah.
00:36:31Um, are they taking the bus home?
00:36:33Or are you gonna pick them up?
00:36:35You know, I think picking up
00:36:37is probably the best. It's part of the experience.
00:36:39Dad!
00:36:41Trust me, I am way more
00:36:43embarrassed than you are.
00:36:45What makes you assume that?
00:36:47Well, for one thing,
00:36:49this isn't real leather.
00:36:51You know how it stains. It's really hard to...
00:36:53So, um, I had to use
00:36:55vinyl, and it, uh,
00:36:57just doesn't work with my, uh, character.
00:36:59Does Mom know?
00:37:01Oh, oh, God.
00:37:03Arthur, Arthur, hey,
00:37:05this is none of our business.
00:37:07We're not gonna say a word to Marge.
00:37:09We promise.
00:37:11Oh, go ahead. She's right over there.
00:37:15Oh, my God.
00:37:17This is not happening.
00:37:19This is not happening.
00:37:21Well, I guess now you know, um,
00:37:23what we were doing
00:37:25when we said we were
00:37:27playing bridge with the Wassermans.
00:37:29But to tell you the truth, we haven't actually
00:37:31seen them since the 80s. Oh, my God, Dad!
00:37:33Why are you acting so casual?
00:37:35Is this not the most
00:37:37mortifying experience of your life?
00:37:39I've had worse.
00:37:41Worse?
00:37:43I don't know how
00:37:45we're ever gonna talk again.
00:37:47When am I gonna come over
00:37:49and bring the kids and have
00:37:51lunch? This is it.
00:37:53We have to part ways.
00:37:55Just hang on there, judgy judgerton.
00:37:57You've seen me naked
00:37:59millions of times. Not since I was
00:38:01six. Emma, can you please talk?
00:38:03Please, can you talk?
00:38:05Please. Hi.
00:38:07Oh, my God, Wendy.
00:38:09I have not stopped thinking about last night.
00:38:11Okay, I don't know what you think
00:38:13happened. But something happened, and we need to talk
00:38:15about it alone. It's you and me.
00:38:17What's going on with you? What are you doing here?
00:38:19Don't...
00:38:21Don't be Tom.
00:38:23Don't be Tom. Tom!
00:38:25Are you serious that you followed me here?
00:38:27That is a blatant violation
00:38:29of privacy. I'm sorry. Didn't you
00:38:31follow us here, Wendy? Follow them.
00:38:33I'm sorry. Is this your new girlfriend?
00:38:35The one who stole you away from me? Oh, wait.
00:38:37Tell him that. She doesn't even have a penis. I didn't steal
00:38:39anyone. I don't have a girlfriend.
00:38:41I broke up weeks ago, and I told you I am free
00:38:43to fornicate with whomever I choose.
00:38:45Okay, wait.
00:38:47Is this the guy? Is this the one you had a threesome with?
00:38:49Whoa! No! Uh, excuse me.
00:38:51We didn't even touch each other. That...
00:38:53I swear to God, that was not... You watched?
00:38:55I'm gonna use my thumbs to crush your eyes
00:38:57into their sockets!
00:38:59Back away from her.
00:39:01Bubbles?
00:39:03Whoa! Oh, my God!
00:39:05Go get out of here!
00:39:07Go, go! Emma!
00:39:09Go, go, go!
00:39:15What was that?
00:39:17Oh, no. That was... That was crazy.
00:39:19That was my dad.
00:39:21Yeah, I know. I know. Did you pick up
00:39:23on what he was saying about us going up to camp
00:39:25on Sunday to pick up the girls? He's planning
00:39:27a surprise anniversary party for us.
00:39:29Josh! I know you. I know you. We had issues
00:39:31before, but
00:39:33I don't know how we're gonna process this.
00:39:35Your dad? No. Listen, it's a...
00:39:37I think it's good your mom and dad have an active sex life
00:39:39after all. And what have we done to Wendy?
00:39:41Wait, that's... Is that our fault?
00:39:43I mean, she was a relatively
00:39:45normal person before last night. I just know
00:39:47before we ran into your parents, I think things were...
00:39:49were going okay, right? There was
00:39:51stuff happening there. Don't you see?
00:39:53Our plans keep getting messed up by external
00:39:55forces. Last night, it was Wendy. Tonight,
00:39:57it was your dad.
00:39:59We need something that's just us.
00:40:01Yes. Something private.
00:40:03Right? Like... Intimate.
00:40:05Yeah!
00:40:07Maybe we should do
00:40:09ecstasy.
00:40:11Yeah.
00:40:13Right, because I'm so great with the drugs.
00:40:15You know, I get it all in my head.
00:40:17It messes with me. And there was the time when we took the
00:40:19mushrooms and we were camping at Rolling River
00:40:21and I got poison ivy on my butt.
00:40:23Yeah, because you took off all your
00:40:25clothes and you ran through the forest naked.
00:40:27It was very freeing.
00:40:29Well, I don't want to be free. I don't ever want
00:40:31to leave the house again after what I saw tonight.
00:40:33Okay.
00:40:35Okay, let's...
00:40:37Let's try the ecstasy.
00:40:41Do you know where to get the ecstasy?
00:40:45Like, where do you even...
00:40:47Like a...
00:40:49Rave parties?
00:40:51Let you into a rave party? Like a dark alley?
00:40:53You're going to have to get it in an alley.
00:40:55In the dark. I got this.
00:40:57How do you got it?
00:40:59I got it.
00:41:01You don't.
00:41:03I got this.
00:41:05Okay.
00:41:17Hey, yo, yo, yo.
00:41:19You look shifty.
00:41:21No, I'm not.
00:41:23What do you want?
00:41:25Ah, I was wondering if, uh...
00:41:27If you could...
00:41:29Score me some neck, X.
00:41:31Are you a narc?
00:41:33What?
00:41:35You sound like a really bad narc from the 90s.
00:41:37Why? Did I say it wrong?
00:41:43Whatever.
00:41:45Can you hook me up?
00:41:47What makes you think I have it?
00:41:49What? I don't...
00:41:51No, I don't know,
00:41:53but you're like a young person.
00:41:55You're like a modern woman,
00:41:57and you like to have a good time.
00:41:59What?
00:42:01So you think I just carry around MDMA
00:42:03on my person at work?
00:42:05On a Thursday?
00:42:07Ah, God, no.
00:42:09When you say it like that,
00:42:11I realize it was stupid.
00:42:13I'm an idiot. I'm sorry. I'll forget it.
00:42:19So what...
00:42:21What was that again? Was that...
00:42:23Was just you busting my balls, like you're torturing me?
00:42:25Yeah.
00:42:27Like an amusement?
00:42:29Yeah, your eyeballs were twitching.
00:42:31It was gross, but I kind of liked it.
00:42:33Bye, Natasha. Bye, Keanu.
00:42:35Okay.
00:42:37Shading. Shading.
00:42:39See you tomorrow.
00:42:43I'm sad, because you said
00:42:45you'd come by the gallery, and you never came.
00:42:47Oh, shit.
00:42:49Okay, that's enough small talk.
00:42:51I mostly came back for these.
00:42:53I want these in my gallery now.
00:42:55The artist I was showing
00:42:57came by the gallery today and saw that I...
00:42:59I took down his scrotums.
00:43:01He wasn't happy, so he pulled everything.
00:43:03Now my gallery's empty.
00:43:05I desperately need something to show.
00:43:07You'd be saving my ass.
00:43:09Wait, are you kidding? You're serious?
00:43:11I mean, this is incredible.
00:43:13I'd have to check with Aisha,
00:43:15but I'm sure she'd be thrilled.
00:43:17Yes.
00:43:19Oh, my God, you have no idea
00:43:21what kind of impact this could have on her.
00:43:23Okay.
00:43:25We'll bring them by tomorrow, and I'll use
00:43:27as many as I can fit.
00:43:29You're serious?
00:43:31Oh, my God.
00:43:33Hello? Yeah, no.
00:43:35I understand. I had an epiphany, though.
00:43:37Open Saturday.
00:43:39No. No balls. She's a child.
00:43:43Is all the water
00:43:45really necessary?
00:43:47Well, yeah, if you don't want to die,
00:43:49because I read that most MDMA-related deaths
00:43:51are caused by dehydration,
00:43:53so if we're all splayed out on the floor
00:43:55or whacked out on drugs and we can't make it to the...
00:43:57You're kind of ruining the fun.
00:43:59Oh, okay, okay. Okay.
00:44:01Sorry.
00:44:03There, you see that?
00:44:05You see how quickly I forgot everything
00:44:07that I've read about how ecstasy
00:44:09depletes spinal fluid and increases...
00:44:11Shh.
00:44:13Thank you.
00:44:15All right.
00:44:17Here, here. Cheers.
00:44:19Cheers.
00:44:21Good luck.
00:44:23This shit works!
00:44:37How about now?
00:44:39Yeah, yeah, I don't...
00:44:41I think I'm feeling...
00:44:43I'm starting to feel something in you.
00:44:45Yeah, I'm pretty sure I feel something.
00:44:47I think it's working.
00:44:49Yeah.
00:44:51Can you believe we thought that was it?
00:44:53Back on the couch?
00:44:55I feel like we were not high at the house.
00:44:57Oh, God.
00:44:59And it's almost sex day.
00:45:01I mean, we're fine.
00:45:03We'll figure it out.
00:45:05We're not gonna, like, sell a house and traumatize our kids.
00:45:07We're not gonna, like, break up
00:45:09and hate each other. That's not who we are.
00:45:11God, I feel really good right now.
00:45:13You're so good at figuring things out. Like, I know.
00:45:15I feel like I could do anything.
00:45:17Oh, my God.
00:45:19I feel like we could do anything.
00:45:21I feel like everything...
00:45:23You know what? We just made everything so...
00:45:25I mean, that's just really complicated.
00:45:27Don't you feel like we're too serious about the sex stuff?
00:45:29No, God.
00:45:31When we were in university, we had sex everywhere.
00:45:33We, like, had sex in my car.
00:45:35Oh, my God, my parents.
00:45:37Oh, my God.
00:45:39Oh, yeah, and then we kissed.
00:45:41Oh, we kissed all the time.
00:45:43God, and your dick.
00:45:45You always said you enjoyed my penis so much.
00:45:47Even though it wasn't huge.
00:45:49But I have a slim vagina, right?
00:45:51You have such a...
00:45:53You have as much vagina as anyone I've ever seen.
00:45:55There's, like, puzzle pieces that fit together.
00:45:57I want to kiss you.
00:45:59Oh, my God.
00:46:01Oh, my God.
00:46:03That's my winter mint gum.
00:46:07Come here.
00:46:09Oh!
00:46:11Oh!
00:46:13Oh!
00:46:15Oh!
00:46:17What?
00:46:19Are you done?
00:46:21I can't believe I just did that.
00:46:23Oh, my God.
00:46:25Um...
00:46:27Uh...
00:46:29Uh...
00:46:31It's okay.
00:46:33Uh...
00:46:35We could just recharge the batteries.
00:46:37No, everything I read said, you know,
00:46:39there's erectile dysfunction issues on ecstasy.
00:46:41I mean, we were lucky to get one erection.
00:46:43We're not gonna get two.
00:46:45I'm sure we can try.
00:46:47No, please don't do that. Please don't.
00:46:49Okay, sorry.
00:46:51Just don't think about it. I'll wait.
00:46:55It's fine.
00:46:57I'm really sorry.
00:46:59Please don't apologize.
00:47:01Oh, really? So you're not, like,
00:47:03Oh.
00:47:05I mean, I'm a little frustrated.
00:47:07Oh, my God, you are frustrated. I knew this.
00:47:09I fucked the whole thing up.
00:47:11We can still do this.
00:47:13No, see, that's pressuring me.
00:47:15That's putting pressure on me, and I don't function well
00:47:17under pressure. You know that.
00:47:19Can you stop yelling at me?
00:47:21And you know what? I can't stop thinking about that comment
00:47:23you made earlier about my penis.
00:47:25When I complimented it?
00:47:27Uh, by calling it not huge.
00:47:29Oh, my God. Oh, no.
00:47:31It's spinal fluid.
00:47:33It's semen.
00:47:35Oh, I don't feel right.
00:47:37It's not spinal fluid.
00:47:39My head hurts, and I'm having, like, fucking back spasms.
00:47:41Can you just calm down?
00:47:43We're not the couple that yells at each other, okay?
00:47:45Just calm down.
00:47:47When we have a problem, we fix it.
00:47:49Yeah.
00:47:51Or we compromise.
00:47:53I know what that is. I know what you're doing there.
00:47:55If you want to say something, just say it to me.
00:47:57And when you say that, it's like you're saying,
00:47:59you're the only one of us who compromises.
00:48:01That's not what I meant. Mm-hmm.
00:48:03Okay? But maybe we should stop playing games.
00:48:05Maybe we should just speak our minds.
00:48:07Great. You want me to speak my mind?
00:48:09Speak my mind? Calmly!
00:48:11Speak my f...
00:48:13I'm losing my fucking mind, Em!
00:48:15I'm losing it because the kids are coming home from camp,
00:48:17and then we're back to, like,
00:48:19our normal routine,
00:48:21and then this was our one chance,
00:48:23you know, our one chance to prove
00:48:25that we could do this, that we're not, I don't know,
00:48:27like, sexually incompatible or something.
00:48:29You think I'm not terrified?
00:48:31You think I'm not lying in bed at night
00:48:33worried about why we're not fucking,
00:48:35that we're going to end up like Andrew and Janice
00:48:37in the goddamn grocery store?
00:48:39You think this is just you?
00:48:41Do you not see
00:48:43that my heart
00:48:45is breaking
00:48:47just a little more
00:48:49every single day?
00:48:51We're great parents together.
00:48:53Right?
00:48:55And we got the friendship thing down.
00:48:57It's just...
00:48:59It's this one piece that we...
00:49:01I don't know.
00:49:03I think...
00:49:05Maybe we made a mistake.
00:49:11Yeah, maybe we did.
00:49:13Yeah.
00:49:15Wait, what are you...
00:49:17What are you doing?
00:49:19What are you...
00:49:21What are you doing?
00:49:23I don't know. I just gotta...
00:49:25Clear my head.
00:49:27Get my thoughts together.
00:49:29I'm gonna go to a hotel.
00:49:31You're gonna...
00:49:33What are you...
00:49:35Why?
00:49:37I don't know. I don't know what the fuck to do.
00:49:39I don't know. I don't think we're gonna...
00:49:41I don't think we're gonna get anywhere here tonight
00:49:43with both of us
00:49:45just confused
00:49:47and paranoid.
00:49:49Paranoid?
00:49:51Is that what you think? You're talking about me, right?
00:49:53You said we, but you meant me.
00:49:55You think that I'm impaired? Is that what you're saying?
00:49:57Please don't go, okay?
00:49:59There was a mis...
00:50:01We're not the couple that does that.
00:50:03We don't, like, walk out on each other in the middle of a fight.
00:50:05No, no, we're not. We're not the couple
00:50:07who invites their friend to a fucking threesome.
00:50:09And we're not the couple
00:50:11who take ecstasy
00:50:13to try and have sex.
00:50:15I know.
00:50:17Or have crushes on people
00:50:19the week we're supposed to have...
00:50:21Wait.
00:50:23I'm sorry.
00:50:25Did you just say that we have crushes?
00:50:27I don't...
00:50:29It's nothing. It's just a stupid
00:50:31fucking crush. It's just this
00:50:33timing that obviously is saying
00:50:35something. It's just freaking me out.
00:50:37Whoa.
00:50:39Who is it?
00:50:41It's Marlon.
00:50:43Marlon?
00:50:45Marlon from art school?
00:50:47Marlon the gallery thingy guy?
00:50:49Yes, it's stupid.
00:50:51Oh, okay.
00:50:53So, uh, you guys...
00:50:55All week you guys have been, like, flirting and stuff?
00:50:57No.
00:50:59I mean...
00:51:01a little.
00:51:03Maybe.
00:51:05Okay.
00:51:07Can I get some details on that?
00:51:09Just, like, details
00:51:11about what that means?
00:51:13No, because that's a really bad idea.
00:51:15I think it's actually a really good idea
00:51:17because I need to hear it.
00:51:19Well, I don't know what you're going to hear because there's also no details.
00:51:21I had... You want the details?
00:51:23Yes!
00:51:25I had a daydream about him.
00:51:27Daydream?
00:51:29That's it.
00:51:31Is that, like, code for, like,
00:51:33a sex fantasy?
00:51:35Uh...
00:51:37Yeah, I guess.
00:51:39I guess that's what it is.
00:51:41Wow. Okay, so...
00:51:43Now you know.
00:51:45In this, like, fantasy, did he, like,
00:51:47kiss you?
00:51:49In the fantasy?
00:51:51Yeah. Inside the fantasy, did he kiss you?
00:51:53Yes. He did.
00:51:55Right.
00:51:57Was it, like, a very, like,
00:51:59tonguing hot kiss?
00:52:01Well, it was in a fantasy,
00:52:03so it was, like, uh...
00:52:05You know, my fantasy...
00:52:07Yeah, your fantasy kiss.
00:52:09It was a pretty hot kiss. With Marlon.
00:52:11And what else did he do to you in the fantasy?
00:52:13I don't think you really want to know this.
00:52:15No, I definitely want to know and I want you to tell me.
00:52:17I just want to know. It's cool.
00:52:19Just tell me what he did to you in the fantasy.
00:52:21What he did to me in the fantasy?
00:52:23He lifted me up on the desk
00:52:25and he took my panties off.
00:52:27They were much nicer
00:52:29than I was actually wearing.
00:52:31And then he came and he...
00:52:33Stop it! It's good. It's good.
00:52:35I get it. You're right. That was a really bad idea.
00:52:37And...
00:52:41And you were right
00:52:43that we are not going to figure this out tonight.
00:52:45Josh. No.
00:52:47And you were right that we need space, so I'm...
00:52:49Oh, my God. I'm giving us some space.
00:52:51Where are you going?
00:52:53Josh!
00:53:03Fucking don't.
00:53:34Oh.
00:53:36Oh, dude.
00:53:38You partied on a school night.
00:53:40Wow.
00:53:42Oh, you look really creepy.
00:53:44Super fucking sketchy.
00:53:46It's actually really embarrassing.
00:53:48Hey, Josh. I need you to clean that up and go home.
00:53:50Yeah.
00:53:52Well, there it is.
00:53:54Fog of the morning after.
00:53:56You know, I should have warned you.
00:53:58That's what happens when you have an evening of euphoria.
00:54:00Crazy sucks.
00:54:03Would you stop with the sex?
00:54:05There was no sex, okay?
00:54:07Emma and I, we took the ecstasy
00:54:09because our relationship is falling apart
00:54:11because our sex life is a shambles, all right?
00:54:13There. You said it.
00:54:15Oh.
00:54:17Okay.
00:54:19Uh, well, first of all, it's called molly
00:54:21when you say the ecstasy.
00:54:23It's very embarrassing for both of us.
00:54:25And I'm guessing it's still in your system
00:54:27because it's doing something that was surprisingly, uh, honest.
00:54:29I'm sorry.
00:54:32Come on. Tell me what happened last night.
00:54:36Okay.
00:54:38It was...
00:54:40It was really bad. It was a disaster.
00:54:42She told me that she has a crush on this old flame of hers.
00:54:44Okay. It's totally normal
00:54:46for people to have crushes all the time.
00:54:48Yeah, but she's been working with the guy all week,
00:54:50and now she's worried that she's gonna maybe, like,
00:54:52do it with him or something.
00:54:54Oh.
00:54:56We spent the night in a dingy motel room.
00:54:58Yeah. That's pretty fucking tragic.
00:55:01It's the first time since I met her
00:55:03that I just have no clue what's going on in her head.
00:55:05Yeah.
00:55:07Well, you should probably do something about that.
00:55:09I know.
00:55:11That's what I was thinking.
00:55:13Yeah, maybe, like, a romantic gesture or something.
00:55:15Hey, you think I should make her jealous.
00:55:17Uh, no, I don't think you should do that.
00:55:19Yeah, because she's never been jealous before.
00:55:21She's not really the jealous type.
00:55:23That's just because I've never posed a threat.
00:55:25Okay, what you're suggesting is juvenile, manipulative, and mean-spirited.
00:55:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gonna work.
00:55:29I happen to be a master at romantic manipulation, okay?
00:55:31I am not proud of it.
00:55:33Oh, my God, I am so proud of it. I'm just kidding.
00:55:35You know what I'm saying? This is totally crazy.
00:55:37I recognize this is an unconventional approach.
00:55:39It sounds crazy coming out of my mouth.
00:55:41What are you doing with that phone?
00:55:43But I really think that this is gonna work,
00:55:45because I feel her slipping away, you know,
00:55:47and I gotta do whatever it takes to get her back, right?
00:55:49It doesn't make me a bad per... Does that make me a bad person?
00:55:51It doesn't make you a bad... Oh, my God, Josh.
00:55:53Josh, listen to me.
00:55:55Every single person born after 1990 is trained in these very arts.
00:55:57Hang up the phone.
00:55:59I need you to do this for me.
00:56:01What? No.
00:56:03No, I'm not touching the phone. No.
00:56:05I think it looks really good there.
00:56:07I'm sorry. Just one second.
00:56:09Thank God you called.
00:56:11Look, I don't want to...
00:56:13H-Hello?
00:56:15Oh, sorry. Who is this?
00:56:17This is Emma.
00:56:19Who's this?
00:56:21Oh, geez, I'm so sorry.
00:56:23I think I might have asked Aldi on Josh's phone.
00:56:25Who is this?
00:56:27It's Kelly from Josh's work.
00:56:29Josh, oh, my God, come here.
00:56:31I think I might have asked Aldi on your phone.
00:56:33I'm so sorry.
00:56:35Such a dumb slut sometimes.
00:56:37That's good, that's good.
00:56:39Hey, sorry about that.
00:56:41Hey, um...
00:56:45How are you feeling
00:56:47after last night?
00:56:49Uh, I don't know.
00:56:51I've been better.
00:56:53What I said about Marlon?
00:56:55I really don't want to hear about Marlon right now.
00:56:57I know. I'm sorry.
00:56:59I made a mistake.
00:57:01I didn't mean to call you.
00:57:03I, uh, I gotta go.
00:57:05We're just gonna go grab some dinner.
00:57:07Oh.
00:57:09Okay, you have dinner plans?
00:57:11It's, like, a private work thing.
00:57:13So, uh...
00:57:17Anyway, I gotta go.
00:57:19Bye.
00:57:21Well, that's done.
00:57:29I feel dirty.
00:57:31What did I just do?
00:57:33I believe my words were mean-spirited,
00:57:35juvenile, and manipulative.
00:57:37How could you let me do that?
00:57:39I-I actually warned you.
00:57:41I have a gift.
00:57:43It's guided by a higher power.
00:57:45There's nothing I can do about it.
00:57:47The situation is getting worse.
00:57:49There's nothing I can do about it.
00:57:51The situation is 100% on you.
00:58:01Like, it's-it's looking pretty good, right?
00:58:03I mean, we can come back tomorrow
00:58:05and make some last-minute adjustments if we want to,
00:58:07but I don't know.
00:58:09I think we're pretty much...
00:58:11We're ready to go.
00:58:13You got any dinner plans?
00:58:15You know I'm married, right?
00:58:17So what the fuck is wrong with you?
00:58:19I-I thought that three of us
00:58:21could grab some dinner.
00:58:23You, me, and Josh,
00:58:25if you don't already have plans,
00:58:27but, uh...
00:58:29Really, forget it. I'm-I'm sorry.
00:58:31No.
00:58:33You know what?
00:58:35I don't even want to have dinner with you,
00:58:37either of you, because I-I hate dinner.
00:58:39I, uh, totally was-was joking.
00:58:41I don't even eat, so that's...
00:58:43Whatever I did, I didn't mean it.
00:58:45I'm truly sorry, and please
00:58:47don't be mad at me.
00:58:49No, it's not you.
00:58:51I'm really sorry.
00:58:53I just made everything really awkward.
00:58:55Well, welcome to my world.
00:58:57The-the world of awkward.
00:58:59Awkward world.
00:59:01The-the wonderful world of awkward.
00:59:03Just stop.
00:59:05Look, Josh and I just have...
00:59:07We're just going through something right now,
00:59:09so we can't go for dinner.
00:59:11It's just,
00:59:13we've always been able to talk it through.
00:59:15Always.
00:59:17Yeah, I believe it.
00:59:19You can eat that.
00:59:21And, but...
00:59:23I-I screwed up.
00:59:25I told him I had a crush.
00:59:27Ugh. You have a crush?
00:59:29I told him I was having intense sexual fantasies
00:59:31about you when we were in an ecstasy-fueled
00:59:33meltdown, teeming
00:59:35with paranoia and anxiety.
00:59:37I...
00:59:39I'm just a horrible person.
00:59:41Stupid person.
00:59:43Well, he's not exactly being a saint.
00:59:45You know, trying to make you jealous
00:59:47with that phone call tonight?
00:59:49With that girl from work?
00:59:51Now, when you say...
00:59:53Wait, you think he was trying
00:59:55to make me jealous, like, on purpose?
00:59:57Yeah.
00:59:59It seemed pretty obvious from what you were saying.
01:00:01But when you say sexual,
01:00:03what exactly are we...
01:00:05Oh, my God. That is so
01:00:07unlike him.
01:00:09That's... I can't believe
01:00:11he would do that.
01:00:13I mean, that's something
01:00:15I did in
01:00:17eighth grade when I was an idiot.
01:00:19It's so mean.
01:00:21Oh, my God.
01:00:23I...
01:00:25Oh, my God.
01:00:27Am I... Is he
01:00:29an idiot? Am I married to an idiot?
01:00:31Have I been married to an idiot for, like,
01:00:33ten years and didn't know it?
01:00:35I mean, all's fair in love and war.
01:00:37Or so they say. I mean, I...
01:00:39I personally don't advocate
01:00:41for idiocy
01:00:43in love or...
01:00:45I mean, I don't know
01:00:47how I could have not seen that, though.
01:00:49You could fight fire with fire,
01:00:51you know?
01:00:53Make him jealous, too.
01:00:55Oh, my God.
01:00:59I'll be... I'll be back.
01:01:01Hey, was I wearing
01:01:03anything specific in the...
01:01:06It's a blessing and a curse,
01:01:08but, you know, I'm just so good at it.
01:01:10I look so cute doing it.
01:01:12Oh, shit. She looks good.
01:01:14Uh, okay. Well, I'm gonna...
01:01:16I'm gonna hang back. Honey, look.
01:01:18I know that...
01:01:20Ow! You said...
01:01:22You slapped me? Just with a mitten.
01:01:24What is wrong with you?
01:01:26Trying to make me jealous?
01:01:28Is that... That's what we are now?
01:01:30No, look, look. Like 12-year-olds?
01:01:32I regressed. I did something stupid.
01:01:34I know that, but it's because I'm out of my mind,
01:01:36and I didn't know what to do, but don't you see?
01:01:38You saw through that bullshit.
01:01:40You know me better than anybody. You saw right through it.
01:01:42No, but I didn't.
01:01:44I never would have known if Marlon didn't say
01:01:46that you were doing this stupid thing.
01:01:48Marlon?
01:01:50So are you...
01:01:52So you're just with Marlon now?
01:01:54I was at the gallery, setting up for the show.
01:01:56You know, don't turn this into...
01:01:58I'm trying to understand how that conversation must have played out.
01:02:00So you would have had to have, like, told him about our issues,
01:02:02about our private personal sexual issues?
01:02:04We were having dinner.
01:02:06I was upset.
01:02:08I had to talk to somebody.
01:02:10I see.
01:02:12I get what this is.
01:02:14You, uh...
01:02:16You...
01:02:18I made you jealous, and so now you're making me jealous.
01:02:20Oh, my God.
01:02:22Seriously?
01:02:24This is crazy.
01:02:26That was Marlon's suggestion.
01:02:28Why does every man suddenly think
01:02:30that that's a good idea?
01:02:32Marlon suggested that you should make me jealous, right?
01:02:34That's what you're saying?
01:02:36He suggested that you make me jealous.
01:02:38Can we have a conversation,
01:02:40like a normal human conversation?
01:02:42When did we transform into crazy people?
01:02:44Ugh.
01:02:46And by we, I mean you.
01:02:48What is...
01:02:50Can I just ask you something?
01:02:52Tell me the truth.
01:02:54Did Marlon come over to the house after I left last night?
01:02:56Oh, my God.
01:02:58Did he lift you up on the desk
01:03:00and pull off your panties and penises?
01:03:02Yes, he did.
01:03:04Yes, we had angry, angry sex
01:03:06on our marital bed,
01:03:08and he drilled me so hard,
01:03:10and I got hungry.
01:03:12No, no, then I ordered pizza.
01:03:14I banged the pizza guy, too.
01:03:16And then there was also a plumber,
01:03:18and the plumber
01:03:20did that thing,
01:03:22that thing that they do in the pornos
01:03:24where all the jizz
01:03:26is all over my... I couldn't even see.
01:03:28And it was like
01:03:30all the things in all the pornos.
01:03:32Wow.
01:03:34Of course I didn't do anything!
01:03:36I don't know.
01:03:38I don't know what to think.
01:03:42You're walking away?
01:03:46You're getting in your car?
01:03:48You're starting your car?
01:03:52And you're
01:03:54driving me nowhere.
01:04:18Jesus fuck.
01:04:20What are you doing here on a Saturday?
01:04:24Wait, don't you have your
01:04:26wife's gallery showy thing tonight?
01:04:28You're going to that, right?
01:04:30No.
01:04:32Tell me you're going to that.
01:04:34Okay, so if you're not
01:04:36going to go see your wife tonight,
01:04:38what are you going to do?
01:04:40I think I'd order Indian food,
01:04:42watch some TV,
01:04:44possibly kill myself.
01:04:46You're coming to a party with me.
01:04:48Come on.
01:04:50There's no way that that is happening.
01:04:52You don't need the distraction.
01:04:54Yeah, you know what?
01:04:56I'm just going to stick with the suicide plan.
01:04:58Thanks for offering.
01:05:00It's going to be fun.
01:05:02Yeah, a bunch of millennials
01:05:04posting photos of themselves?
01:05:06No thank you.
01:05:08No, it's actually going to be
01:05:10a bunch of hipsters drinking craft beer
01:05:12out of mason jars.
01:05:14Oh my God, that's so much worse.
01:05:16You got your car with you?
01:05:18Yeah, why?
01:05:20Come on.
01:05:22You're not going to get these back
01:05:24until you come with me.
01:05:26See where it's going?
01:05:28Let's go.
01:05:30It's really gross.
01:05:32You can just keep all that stuff.
01:05:34I don't need those things.
01:05:36Let's go, Josh.
01:05:38Do I have to?
01:05:46Josh, where the hell are you?
01:05:48You're not at the motel.
01:05:50You're not at home.
01:05:52Your car's not in the driveway.
01:05:54I need to get back to the gallery.
01:05:56Can you please call me back?
01:05:58Shit.
01:06:12Ah, okay.
01:06:14You're her husband. Congratulations.
01:06:16You're her new husband.
01:06:18You want some art to celebrate.
01:06:20I always, always appreciate it
01:06:22when you buy something with each...
01:06:24because I think we've still got
01:06:26a couple paintings.
01:06:28That one might be available.
01:06:30I'm not sure.
01:06:32This one I just sold
01:06:34for an exorbitant amount of money.
01:06:36That guy did not see me coming.
01:06:38Nobody believes the artist is 15.
01:06:40She's selling, like, hotcakes,
01:06:42which is a very confusing expression
01:06:44After, like, one hotcake,
01:06:46I'm totally full.
01:06:52I'm so sorry.
01:06:54I have to get out of here.
01:06:56Yeah, I...
01:06:58I'll walk you.
01:07:08Okay, look, I got you here safe.
01:07:10I'm gonna go now, okay?
01:07:12What?
01:07:14Why are you doing this?
01:07:18It's the married guy.
01:07:20Oh.
01:07:24What?
01:07:26Okay, I just need you to keep your eyes on me, all right?
01:07:28Keep your eyes on me.
01:07:30Keep your eyes on me and just look at me as if I'm, like, super hot.
01:07:32Oh, my God.
01:07:34I'm sorry. After all the shit you gave me
01:07:36about playing games, what the hell?
01:07:38Because you're old.
01:07:40Then you should know better.
01:07:42But, my God, please, Josh, come on.
01:07:44It's about damage control tonight.
01:07:46I really need your help.
01:07:48Things are a little bit rocky with Gary,
01:07:50and I just need to nudge back in there.
01:07:52I thought your generation was supposed to be, like,
01:07:54evolved and, like, woke.
01:07:56Don't say woke.
01:07:58God, you are so embarrassing.
01:08:00God.
01:08:02All right, game on.
01:08:04What?
01:08:06Grab a tip.
01:08:08Fine.
01:08:10I'll do it myself.
01:08:38What the fuck?
01:08:40What the fuck did you say?
01:08:42What the fuck did you say?
01:08:44What the fuck did you say?
01:08:46What the fuck?
01:08:48What the fuck did you say?
01:08:50You never fucking listen to me.
01:08:52This is what I fucking hate about you.
01:08:54Get the fuck out of my life.
01:09:08Hey, Kelly, wait.
01:09:10I'm fine.
01:09:12Hey, just hold up.
01:09:14No, it's fine, Josh, leave me alone.
01:09:16Okay, just take a breath.
01:09:20I just wish we could go back
01:09:22to the way we were a week ago.
01:09:24I mean,
01:09:26sex was
01:09:28nonexistent, but
01:09:30we didn't care.
01:09:34I mean, it wasn't
01:09:36perfect, but at least I was happy.
01:09:38We were happy.
01:09:40Every relationship I've ever had
01:09:42ended because the passion
01:09:44fizzled out. I mean, sex always suffers.
01:09:46Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying.
01:09:50I've
01:09:52never been able to make it stick.
01:09:54And look at me.
01:09:56I'm alone.
01:10:00What?
01:10:02You want more?
01:10:04Enough, trust me.
01:10:06No, don't do that.
01:10:20Hey, stop texting.
01:10:24Stop texting, I'm right here.
01:10:30Thank you.
01:10:32I'll take that.
01:10:38Here's some shit.
01:10:42I'm sorry.
01:10:46I'm not good at this sort of thing.
01:10:48Is that a, like,
01:10:50maybe, are you thinking,
01:10:52you're not thinking of kissing me, are you?
01:10:54Just...
01:10:56Uh,
01:10:58maybe I am.
01:11:00Oh, my God.
01:11:02I mean, I...
01:11:04Wow, that's... No, I...
01:11:06What?
01:11:08Wait, did you
01:11:10want to kiss me?
01:11:12No, you are,
01:11:14you are, because you're clearly not
01:11:16in the appropriate head space
01:11:18to kiss anybody right now. What are you trying to say?
01:11:20And, well, neither am I.
01:11:22I mean, I'm not in that space either, okay?
01:11:24Neither am I. I think you just made a pretty good argument.
01:11:30Well, any woman
01:11:32or man would be lucky...
01:11:48Okay.
01:11:50Wow, that was...
01:11:54Wow.
01:11:56Thanks.
01:11:58I took an online course.
01:12:00If that's any indication
01:12:02of what
01:12:04sex would be like with you,
01:12:06it would be like that.
01:12:08Um, yeah,
01:12:10of course it would be, of course,
01:12:12because I'm in a vulnerable
01:12:14place, and everything's
01:12:16raw, and,
01:12:18um, and of course it's great
01:12:20right now, right? Because
01:12:22you're new, and things with me
01:12:24and Josh are...
01:12:26It's probably this really distorted filter.
01:12:32So, no more kissing?
01:12:36Oh, sorry. Yep.
01:12:40Oh, gosh.
01:12:56Oh, gosh.
01:13:08Morning, sexy.
01:13:12Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:13:14Would you relax?
01:13:16We made out, and you filled me up a little. That was it.
01:13:18Oh, I'm...
01:13:20I'm... I'm a monster.
01:13:22I'm a horrible person. I've done a very,
01:13:24very bad thing. Dude,
01:13:26you were trying to cheer me up, okay?
01:13:28I was all conflicted over the Gary thing,
01:13:30and you were just helping me move on.
01:13:32You're a good friend. I've ruined everything
01:13:34forever. Um,
01:13:36and
01:13:38I'm in love
01:13:40with you.
01:13:46Oh.
01:13:48Oh.
01:13:52Hey, Kelly, I'm...
01:13:56I don't know what
01:13:58to say. I had no idea.
01:14:00Well, things
01:14:02between you and Emma look like they're falling apart,
01:14:04so
01:14:06I just wanted you to know I'm
01:14:08here.
01:14:10We have fun together.
01:14:12We get along.
01:14:14I'm super fun.
01:14:18I think you could do a lot worse.
01:14:20Oh.
01:14:22God, no. I mean, of course.
01:14:24Worse. Look, you're...
01:14:26you're amazing. I know.
01:14:28So...
01:14:34I'm...
01:14:36I'm in love with Emma. She's the love
01:14:38of my life. I'm sorry, what was
01:14:40that? She...
01:14:42She's the one.
01:14:44She's always been the one for me.
01:14:46I'm... I want to be with her
01:14:48forever. I mean,
01:14:50no matter what. Come again?
01:14:56Oh, my God! You...
01:14:58You're fucking with me again!
01:15:00Oh! It worked!
01:15:02You know what?
01:15:04You... you know you have a problem?
01:15:06You have a series of problems. You're disturbed.
01:15:08Um, I just saved your marriage,
01:15:10so you're welcome. Please, you don't even
01:15:12believe in marriage. No, just because
01:15:14I think monogamy is a fundamentally
01:15:16flawed and antiquated construct doesn't mean
01:15:18it's bullshit for everyone. You have to
01:15:20go pick up your... offspring.
01:15:22Hey, is this
01:15:24room on your credit card?
01:15:26Yeah, why? I'm gonna order
01:15:28room service.
01:15:30Oh, hey.
01:15:32Hey.
01:15:34Happy anniversary.
01:15:38Oh, shit.
01:15:40Right.
01:15:44Hey.
01:16:14Josh?
01:16:24Em, we gotta go!
01:16:26We're gonna be late!
01:16:30Em?
01:16:44Wendy?
01:16:54Wendy, what the fuck?
01:16:56What?
01:16:58Where's Josh? I'm sorry,
01:17:00I... just... I didn't mean
01:17:02to trick you. I just didn't know how else to get you alone.
01:17:04I needed to talk to you. Now?
01:17:06In a motel?
01:17:08Well, you said you'd never had sex on a swing before,
01:17:10right?
01:17:14Oh, my God, Jesus.
01:17:16That... I...
01:17:18Wendy, I was just, like,
01:17:20spitballing. Yeah, you'd said
01:17:22you wanted to try a swing
01:17:24and Josh had never
01:17:26done that for you, and I think...
01:17:28I think things between you
01:17:30are broken. Actually,
01:17:32my relationship with Josh is the only
01:17:34thing that isn't broken.
01:17:36Wendy, I'm
01:17:38so sorry for fucking
01:17:40everything up between us, okay?
01:17:42I'm really sorry. You came alive that night
01:17:44and woke me up.
01:17:46And I know you felt something, too.
01:17:48Just give me one more chance.
01:17:50I didn't. I was faking.
01:17:52I'm sorry. I didn't.
01:17:54I... And we already tried that
01:17:56and look where it got us. Look at this.
01:17:58This is weird.
01:18:00Okay, so...
01:18:02Fine, so you just want to make out a little, or...
01:18:04No! No!
01:18:06Well...
01:18:08What about the sex swing?
01:18:10You have no idea how hard it was for me to put up that thing.
01:18:12I don't... I don't want
01:18:14to make out. I don't want to have sex on the sex swing.
01:18:16Ugh. I just want...
01:18:18I just want to erase everything
01:18:20and have my friend back.
01:18:22Okay?
01:18:24Can I please have my friend back?
01:18:26Like, without the sex stuff.
01:18:28Please.
01:18:32Yes, you can have your friend back.
01:18:36You know, it was maybe
01:18:38once in a while.
01:18:40Down the road.
01:18:42Really drunk sometime and the vibe is right.
01:18:44No, no.
01:18:46Not gonna happen.
01:18:48Not gonna happen.
01:18:50If I go to leave,
01:18:52you promise you're not gonna punch me
01:18:54in the throat?
01:18:56I promise I will not punch you in the throat.
01:19:00I have to really push.
01:19:02Tricky one.
01:19:08Dawn!
01:19:10Gracie!
01:19:14Surprise!
01:19:18Daddy!
01:19:20Hey!
01:19:22Happy anniversary!
01:19:24Were you surprised?
01:19:26Yes, I was surprised.
01:19:28Where's Mommy?
01:19:30That's... I'm gonna tell you
01:19:32in one sec.
01:19:34So just hold on.
01:19:36Wow, Arthur.
01:19:38Quite the surprise.
01:19:40Well, I thought it'd be good for you guys
01:19:42to come back here.
01:19:44Old memories.
01:19:46So, where's my Emma?
01:19:48Ha!
01:19:50Right.
01:19:52I will get to that.
01:19:54Hi, everybody!
01:19:56Thank you for being here.
01:19:58Oh, hello.
01:20:00Oh, that seems unnecessary.
01:20:02Thank you.
01:20:04So it's really
01:20:06unexpected to see you all here.
01:20:08It's been a long time
01:20:10since I've been in this room,
01:20:12and seeing all your familiar faces here,
01:20:14it's weird,
01:20:16because it's out of context.
01:20:18Dad?
01:20:20You're being super awkward.
01:20:22Seriously, where's Mom?
01:20:26Mom?
01:20:28Where's Mom?
01:20:30So I bet you're all
01:20:32wondering where Emma is.
01:20:34Funny story.
01:20:40You know how sometimes when you wake up,
01:20:42right?
01:20:44So this is
01:20:46a good one.
01:20:48When Emma wakes up,
01:20:50and...
01:20:52I...
01:20:54Look.
01:20:56She's here. She just pulled up.
01:20:58Everybody new here?
01:21:00It's on.
01:21:02Mom's here. Party begins.
01:21:04Yay!
01:21:10Hey.
01:21:12I went by the house to pick you up.
01:21:14I know. It's a long story.
01:21:16I'll tell you later.
01:21:18Okay.
01:21:20Wendy told me that all our friends
01:21:22and family are in there.
01:21:24I guess you were right about my dad's
01:21:26big plan.
01:21:28I...
01:21:30I have to tell you something.
01:21:32I, um...
01:21:34I made out with Kelly
01:21:36last night.
01:21:38That might have touched her boobs
01:21:40a little.
01:21:42Different Kelly?
01:21:44But I only did it because I thought that
01:21:46you slept with Marlon.
01:21:48I didn't sleep with Marlon.
01:21:50I know.
01:21:52I know that now. Of course you...
01:21:54Of course you didn't sleep with Marlon.
01:21:56I...
01:22:00I'm so sorry.
01:22:02Just shut up. I love you.
01:22:08We've...
01:22:10We really messed things up there, didn't we?
01:22:12That was all crazy.
01:22:14You saw my parents having group sex.
01:22:16It's a metaphor.
01:22:18Yeah. The sex club
01:22:20that we went to.
01:22:22That weird room.
01:22:24That was so weird.
01:22:26Yes.
01:22:28Oh, yeah. Oh, by the way,
01:22:30they're here.
01:22:32Your dad must've...
01:22:36Do you know where we are?
01:22:38Yeah.
01:22:40This is the exact spot.
01:22:42This is the spot!
01:22:44Yeah, it was disco night.
01:22:46I was...
01:22:48You went back to your cabin.
01:22:50You were walking back.
01:22:52I turned my shoulder,
01:22:54and I turned around,
01:22:56and you leaned in with this confidence.
01:23:08We're teens.
01:23:10We're 20s.
01:23:12God.
01:23:14We're not those people anymore.
01:23:16No.
01:23:18We're not.
01:23:20Hey!
01:23:22Hey, you guys.
01:23:30Hey.
01:23:34All right.
01:23:38Daddy,
01:23:40you should stop saying bad words,
01:23:42because we could hear everything you say.
01:23:44Oh, dear. That... No, that's not...
01:23:46That's not good.
01:23:48What's a sex club?