"My Teacher's Wife" (1995) Romance, Darma
A high school student has a romantic affair with his math tutor only to discover she is married to his math teacher. A high school student has a romantic affair with his math tutor only to discover she is married to his math teacher.
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00:02:00oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
00:02:07oh
00:02:10Dear Bony D,
00:02:12here are your test results!
00:02:15oooooooooooooooooooo
00:02:24Well,
00:02:25should there be a prayer or something?
00:02:27hehehe
00:02:28quiet you!
00:02:29Dad, you OK?
00:02:31Piece of cake.
00:02:32We can do this.
00:02:37All right, OK, let's go.
00:02:39On three.
00:02:42One.
00:02:43One.
00:02:44Two.
00:02:45One.
00:02:46Two.
00:02:48Three.
00:02:57Are we happy?
00:02:59Yes.
00:03:02Favorites?
00:03:03Man, they really steal these.
00:03:04Give me that.
00:03:09I don't believe you.
00:03:10Perfect score.
00:03:11You got perfect scores.
00:03:16I guess I test well.
00:03:19Yes!
00:03:21So you know what this means, don't you?
00:03:24Big screw up at SAT Central?
00:03:27Free refills?
00:03:28No, we could all be in Boston together.
00:03:31Ooh.
00:03:32Would you like that?
00:03:34Me and you?
00:03:36Boston?
00:03:38Alone?
00:03:39Mm-hmm.
00:03:40Ooh, sounds a little hectic.
00:03:51How come you never return my calls?
00:03:53I don't know.
00:03:54OK.
00:03:58All right, just close your textbooks.
00:04:01Ladies and gentlemen, calculus is not for wimps.
00:04:0628% of you did not pass the midterm.
00:04:09Mr. Tafio, shake the dust out of your skull.
00:04:14Mr. Buchanan, I've seen squirrels score higher on tests.
00:04:18True story.
00:04:20Mr. Faber, knock it off.
00:04:23You're making everybody look bad.
00:04:26Mr. Boomer, you were flying high.
00:04:31Did you hit an air pocket?
00:04:33Excuse me, Mr. Meeler?
00:04:35Did you fall asleep at the controls?
00:04:37Is there terrorism involved?
00:04:42You're going down in flames.
00:04:43See me after class.
00:04:45Don't forget, you're not going to get away with this.
00:04:48You're not going to get away with this.
00:04:50You're not going to get away with this.
00:04:52You're not going to get away with this.
00:04:54Don't forget, have your parents sign those
00:04:56and return them to me.
00:04:58You know the drill.
00:04:59Have a nice day.
00:05:07You wanted to see me, Mr. Meeler?
00:05:13Oh, you can take your form back.
00:05:15I won't be recommending you for Harvard.
00:05:17What?
00:05:20Mr. Meeler, it was one bad grade.
00:05:2217,000 excellent students apply there every year.
00:05:2586% don't get in.
00:05:27You do the math.
00:05:28But up until now, I've had great grades.
00:05:30Up until now, it's been literally.
00:05:34Look, I'll try harder.
00:05:35I'll bring my grade up.
00:05:36Yeah.
00:05:37Well, I won't hold my breath.
00:05:41Close the door anyway, huh?
00:05:52You're not going to get away with this.
00:06:22Ah!
00:06:28Good one.
00:06:32Sorry.
00:06:35Sometimes you just got to scream, you know?
00:06:38I know how you feel.
00:06:40Ah!
00:06:43How was that?
00:06:47Miss?
00:06:54Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:06:55Good one.
00:06:56That's the one.
00:06:57Yeah, that's the one.
00:06:58Nice work.
00:06:59Yeah.
00:07:00Yeah, right, right.
00:07:01Yeah, come on.
00:07:02Hi, you guys.
00:07:03Isn't this great?
00:07:04Another Kim O'Brien Halloween extravaganza.
00:07:07So the rules are, no beer, no dope, no sex.
00:07:11We know, right?
00:07:12Of course.
00:07:13You know, I just have to say, there's beers in the fridge.
00:07:15Of course, those are the three selling points that got us.
00:07:17Oh.
00:07:18I'm going to go say hi to Jen.
00:07:19Remember, you must dance, don't drink, and don't smoke.
00:07:23I'm going to go.
00:07:24I'm going to go.
00:07:25I'm going to go.
00:07:26I'm going to go.
00:07:27I'm going to go.
00:07:28I'm going to go.
00:07:29I'm going to go.
00:07:30I'm going to go.
00:07:31Remember, you must dance, don't forget.
00:07:33I'll see you later.
00:07:34See you.
00:07:35Bye.
00:07:39You look super tonight, Kim.
00:07:43Thanks.
00:07:46Oh my god, Brad, Tonya.
00:07:48Oh my god.
00:07:50Super.
00:07:51I said super.
00:07:53Yes, you did.
00:07:54I don't know what's the matter with me.
00:07:56Every time I get around a girl I like, I turn into Greg Brady with better hair.
00:08:00Tony Japanese, I think I'm Tony Japanese, I really think so.
00:08:04Tony Japanese, I think I'm Tony Japanese, I really think so.
00:08:08Do you want to dance?
00:08:10Yes, yes.
00:08:11Okay, you ready?
00:08:12Sure.
00:08:13Oh god.
00:08:15Oh.
00:08:16Tony Japanese, I think I'm Tony Japanese, I really think so.
00:08:20Let's dance.
00:08:25Mom, look! I'm over here!
00:08:30I've got your picture, I've got your picture
00:08:33And I'm here and I'm all by myself
00:08:35I want a doctor to take a picture
00:08:38So I can look at you from inside a square
00:08:48Wait, why do we come to these things again?
00:08:50Oh, I don't know. I guess...
00:08:53To appreciate it more when we're alone
00:08:58Mr. Smooth
00:09:00Oh, let's go up to the park, there's something I want to show you
00:09:03Come on
00:09:04No, no
00:09:05Come on
00:09:06Don't meet me
00:09:07Don't smile
00:09:14So?
00:09:15So, how about another poem?
00:09:18Okay
00:09:19Okay
00:09:20Are you still cold? I mean, if you are, we could go back
00:09:22No, no, no, this is nice. It's, um...
00:09:26I mean...
00:09:33What?
00:09:34I thought that...
00:09:35You... Todd!
00:09:37I'm...
00:09:38You know...
00:09:39I'm sorry
00:09:40Just... let's go
00:09:46Help!
00:09:47Help!
00:09:51Help!
00:09:53Oh, there you are
00:09:56I've been looking for you
00:09:59Where are you going?
00:10:05Oh, thank God
00:10:06I can't talk now, I'm being chased by a nun
00:10:08Drive!
00:10:09Go, go, go!
00:10:18So, are you and Kirsten...
00:10:20No
00:10:21Mission scrubbed
00:10:23What happened?
00:10:24I pulled out a condom
00:10:26I thought they wanted us to use condoms
00:10:28No, I mean, I pulled it out too early
00:10:32There's a time limit?
00:10:34I guess so
00:10:36101.7
00:10:38FNX, Boston
00:10:41Ah, yes, another exciting evening in the South
00:10:45Did you see that?
00:10:47Yeah
00:10:48We're going back
00:10:49Are you insane?
00:10:51Probably
00:10:53At least we'll have something to do
00:11:00Wow, look at that
00:11:02Yeah, a 66 Corvette Stinger
00:11:04No, no, no
00:11:05Are you kidding me?
00:11:07No, no, no
00:11:08It's a Cadillac
00:11:09It's a Cadillac
00:11:10It's a Cadillac
00:11:11It's a Cadillac
00:11:12It's a Cadillac
00:11:18Hi, you need some help?
00:11:20You guys cool?
00:11:25Yeah, we're cool
00:11:28Yeah
00:11:30Oh, wait, you're the guy from the reservoir
00:11:32Yeah, hi
00:11:34Do you want to hop in?
00:11:36Thanks
00:11:37What reservoir? Is there a reservoir I'm supposed to know about?
00:12:00What kind of asshole doesn't carry a spare tire?
00:12:03Um, I don't know.
00:12:05I think it was a rhetorical question.
00:12:09Thanks for stopping. I'm Vicky.
00:12:12Hi, I'm Todd. This is Faber.
00:12:14Hey! That has got to be just about the neatest car.
00:12:20Yeah, well, it's my husband's.
00:12:25If you're cold, there's a jacket back there that you can wear.
00:12:28Oh yeah, thanks.
00:12:30Wait, it's turning out right there.
00:12:36Hey, can we take you anywhere?
00:12:38Where are you going?
00:12:42Nowhere.
00:12:43Nowhere.
00:12:45Me too. Nowhere.
00:12:51Okay, fine.
00:12:55Okay, here you are.
00:13:02And your lobster.
00:13:04I'm telling you, this is not right.
00:13:06There's something very weird going on here.
00:13:08And by weird you mean that we're hanging out with a gorgeously stunning woman.
00:13:11And yes, this is weird.
00:13:12Exactly.
00:13:17Well, they're sending a tow truck in about an hour.
00:13:20Oh, great. Excellent.
00:13:27So were you guys just out cruising tonight?
00:13:30We were down at the beach.
00:13:34Shindig?
00:13:36Shindig, when did you start channeling Dick Clark?
00:13:39I don't usually say Shindig, it's just...
00:13:43He doesn't.
00:13:44I don't think I've ever said Shindig.
00:13:46He hasn't. I can vouch for him.
00:13:50You want to order some food or something and we'll drive you over later?
00:13:54Oh, um, yeah.
00:14:00Peggy.
00:14:02So, what does one do at these Shindigs? It's kind of been a while for me.
00:14:08A lot of anxiety. Rejection.
00:14:11It's super.
00:14:14Are you okay?
00:14:16Ice cream headache.
00:14:19He gets them all the time.
00:14:30Mmm.
00:14:32Mmm.
00:14:34Mmm.
00:14:36Mmm.
00:14:38Sorry, I just love ice cream. I haven't had it in ages.
00:14:44So, Vicky, what do you do?
00:14:46Oh, um, I'm kind of between things right now.
00:14:52Music, studying, sculpting.
00:14:57Sculpting?
00:14:58Yeah, it's mostly metal work. It's kind of a hobby of mine.
00:15:03Cool.
00:15:05Yes. Yes.
00:15:09He did it.
00:15:13Great. Let's go.
00:15:15Sorry, man.
00:15:20And eleven cents. Thank you.
00:15:22Thanks.
00:15:23Shouldn't you at least, like, let us get the tip or something, please?
00:15:26If you want to.
00:15:29About $2.75.
00:15:32Ooh. Dude, she dusted you.
00:15:35Math degree, University of Vermont. Very useful.
00:15:43Math degree.
00:15:51So, do you know anything about calculus?
00:15:55Yeah.
00:15:59See, I tanked this midterm, and if I don't pass this course, my life is basically over with.
00:16:08Oh, come on. I'm sure that's not true.
00:16:11Oh, it's true.
00:16:13Jeez, Todd, I could help you with calculus.
00:16:17Sorry, guys.
00:16:20Squirrel.
00:16:29Well, here he is.
00:16:33You need us to follow you or anything?
00:16:36No, I'm fine, really.
00:16:40I was really having a bad night there for a while.
00:16:44But you...
00:16:46You're...
00:16:48Anyway, I should go.
00:16:52Thanks for all your help.
00:16:53Bye.
00:17:07Amazing.
00:17:08Totally amazing.
00:17:14Vicki!
00:17:17Vicki!
00:17:19Vicki!
00:17:21Vicki!
00:17:24Look, um, about calculus...
00:17:28You think I could get some help?
00:17:31Uh, I...
00:17:32Please, look, I don't have much time left. You'd be saving my life.
00:17:37Uh...
00:17:39I'll think about it.
00:17:41Yeah? Great. Thanks.
00:17:45Oh, hey, you can call me. I'm listed. Last name's Boomer.
00:17:48Two O's.
00:17:50Okay. Good night.
00:17:59Boomer with two O's.
00:18:00As in moron.
00:18:02Yeah, as in moron.
00:18:20Trick or treat?
00:18:22Where the hell were you?
00:18:50Kind of late, isn't it?
00:18:54Why are you still up?
00:18:56Not the best day of your academic career.
00:19:03I mean, I don't... I don't know what to say.
00:19:07I'm disappointed.
00:19:09I'm angry.
00:19:11And I'm sad.
00:19:12I'm sad that the one thing you've worked so hard for
00:19:15is just... it's just slipping right through your fingers.
00:19:19Dad, it's just...
00:19:20Let me finish.
00:19:25We've worked so hard for this thing, and Harvard is... it's there, you know?
00:19:29On a platter. It's just waiting for you.
00:19:31And you're just... you're just blowing it.
00:19:34I know. That's why I should get a tutor.
00:19:36So I'm just gonna...
00:19:40What'd you say?
00:19:41Yeah, Dad, I gotta kick ass on this course, right?
00:19:43I should get some help.
00:19:45You're gonna get a tutor?
00:19:46Tutor.
00:19:48That's great. That is great.
00:19:50I'll help you get one.
00:19:52Oh, you know what? Actually, I've got it taken care of.
00:19:56You do?
00:20:17What?
00:20:23Hi.
00:20:26Thanks for meeting me here.
00:20:29The answers to your math final...
00:20:34I hate those.
00:20:36That's my wife, punk!
00:20:47Ugh.
00:20:55What is this, olive loaf?
00:20:57Yes, Weasel, this is olive loaf.
00:21:01Cake.
00:21:06Well, finally hit the wall with my mom.
00:21:09She drives me insane. I'm gonna move out to that cabin and back.
00:21:13Cabin?
00:21:15Faber, that's not a cabin. That's a tool shed. You realize this?
00:21:18You'll be sleeping with weed be gone.
00:21:20Banana?
00:21:25So, um, have we spoken to Kirsten?
00:21:30No. Oh, but, uh, guess who called?
00:21:36She called.
00:21:37She called.
00:21:39Who called?
00:21:40Nobody.
00:21:45Um, I was thinking about the other night.
00:21:51Oh, yeah, me too. I'm sorry about that.
00:21:54No, no, I'm sorry. I think I overreacted a little bit.
00:21:57Oh, no, everything's cool.
00:22:00Really? I guess I just need a little more time, you know?
00:22:08Time is good.
00:22:09But, um, hey, not too much time, okay?
00:22:39Oops.
00:23:05But that is what therapy is for.
00:23:09No, Alan, I disagree.
00:23:12I think it does qualify as a cult.
00:23:17I'll get it.
00:23:18I got it.
00:23:25Hello.
00:23:27Hi. Mr. Boomer?
00:23:29Yes. Whatever it is you're selling, I'll buy or give generously to.
00:23:35Actually, I'm Todd's tutor, Vicki.
00:23:39You're Todd's tutor?
00:23:41Uh-huh.
00:23:46Come in.
00:23:51Suddenly, I understand the world so much better.
00:23:56Elaine, come meet Todd's tutor.
00:23:58Coming.
00:23:59Oh, hi, Todd.
00:24:00Hi.
00:24:03Vicki, could I ask you to take a seat for just a second?
00:24:06Sure.
00:24:07Great.
00:24:08Elvis?
00:24:12Well, Alan, if you checked yourself in, you could check yourself out.
00:24:16I'll be right with you.
00:24:19Does, uh, she know anything about calculus,
00:24:22or are you just gonna take the 50 bucks an hour and have a party?
00:24:25Dad, she's got a degree.
00:24:27I don't know. Here, give her a try.
00:24:30All right.
00:24:34Vicki?
00:24:35Would it be okay if I just asked you a question or two,
00:24:38just to make sure you know you're up on this material?
00:24:41He's going to ask her a question or two.
00:24:44Uh, sure.
00:24:46All right. Here.
00:24:47If 3A over 5 represents the change in force applied to a moving object,
00:24:52what equation represents its momentum?
00:24:57Um...
00:24:58Hold on, Alan.
00:25:02Dad?
00:25:04Hmm?
00:25:06Three-fifths times the integral of A.
00:25:13Okay.
00:25:15We're gonna be late for dinner.
00:25:16You guys have fun.
00:25:18I guess I was expecting someone a little more...
00:25:23mature.
00:25:24Are you kidding?
00:25:25Todd is gonna work his butt off to impress a woman like that.
00:25:29Do you really think she's that attractive?
00:25:32No.
00:25:33No, but I'm just thinking from Todd's perspective.
00:25:35You see, she's older, she's more sophisticated,
00:25:37and that can be very appealing if you, you know,
00:25:41if you go for that sort of thing.
00:25:44I don't go for that sort of thing.
00:25:49Okay.
00:25:50I thought we'd start off with your last test and see what went in.
00:25:55What are you doing?
00:25:57I'm sure I've got this right.
00:26:00I guess there's a little more sensitivity in the left hand
00:26:03than in the upper and lower limits of the degree.
00:26:07I have no idea what you just said.
00:26:13I guess I never signed the sign of the cosine.
00:26:16Exactly.
00:26:18Do you have anything to drink?
00:26:20Oh, sure.
00:26:21Let's see what we have.
00:26:22Yeah.
00:26:25Uh...
00:26:26Well, we've got lemonade and chocolate milk.
00:26:30Uh, would scotch be possible?
00:26:36Scotch would be so possible.
00:26:38Just one second.
00:26:40Thanks.
00:26:44So what else do you do, Todd Boomer with two O's?
00:26:48I don't know.
00:26:49Drawing.
00:26:52I draw a comic for the school paper.
00:26:55Really?
00:26:56Maybe it sounds a little silly, but...
00:27:01No, it sounds great.
00:27:05What? I'm not supposed to be up here?
00:27:08Oh, no.
00:27:09No, stay, please.
00:27:13Here.
00:27:15Thanks.
00:27:17Ah.
00:27:21Ah.
00:27:23Yeah.
00:27:24Oh, that's my meat.
00:27:26My meatloaf.
00:27:28Oh, I should let you have your dinner.
00:27:30Oh, no.
00:27:31No, I mean, I'm not even going to eat any of it.
00:27:33There's no meat in it.
00:27:35It's just loaf.
00:27:39No, actually, I should get home.
00:27:43You're really leaving?
00:27:45Yes, I'm really leaving, Todd.
00:27:49Well, thanks for your help.
00:27:52Sure.
00:27:54It kind of felt good to be, you know...
00:27:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:28:01So, why don't you give me a call after you finish the next chapter?
00:28:06All right?
00:28:16There's only three things I need to survive.
00:28:19Computer, tunes, food.
00:28:22And women?
00:28:24Hey, women will make the list someday.
00:28:27As soon as I learn how to speak to them without my tongue inflating.
00:28:33So, come on, what happened?
00:28:35We did calculus.
00:28:36And that's it?
00:28:37Yeah, I mean, it was probably the best calculus ever.
00:28:40It made me want to have a cigarette afterwards, but it was just calculus.
00:28:44Oh, I love what you've done with the place.
00:28:46Bite me.
00:28:48Paul!
00:28:49Paul, where are you?
00:28:50God!
00:28:51Please, get in here right now!
00:28:55Note the beauty of the fully integrated tool-shed audio system.
00:29:03Turn that music down!
00:29:08Paul!
00:29:10Get in here!
00:29:12Paul!
00:29:15Mr. Bodine, trawling the murky depths.
00:29:18Mr. Freed, bottom feeding, again.
00:29:22Mr. Faber, smooth sailing, as always.
00:29:26Mr. Boomer, getting the wind back in your sails.
00:29:29Keep it up.
00:29:30Mr. McAdams, failing.
00:29:32Give me laughing gas.
00:29:35Give me novocaine.
00:29:37Give me fast release.
00:29:41Easy plane.
00:29:43Tell me secrets fast.
00:29:45Tell me something deep.
00:29:48Tell me what I ask.
00:29:51Help me sleep.
00:29:55Uh, hello?
00:29:56Vicki.
00:29:57Hey, Todd.
00:29:59Oh, hi, how are you?
00:30:01Excellent.
00:30:02Hey, we got an 89 on this week's quiz.
00:30:05We?
00:30:07Yeah, I mean, we're in this together, right?
00:30:10Uh, okay.
00:30:13So, uh, think you could come by later?
00:30:17Tonight?
00:30:18Please, I'll drown without you.
00:30:20We're talking Titanic here.
00:30:23Okay, how about six?
00:30:26Great.
00:30:27I'll see you later.
00:30:32Hey.
00:30:33Oh, hey.
00:30:34How goes it?
00:30:35Goes good.
00:30:36Good.
00:30:37Ooh, look at that.
00:30:38So I guess the tutor's working out, huh?
00:30:40Yeah, she's great.
00:30:41Yeah?
00:30:42I mean, she's actually hideous.
00:30:43She's really ugly and fat.
00:30:44Got that white foam stuff.
00:30:46Gross.
00:30:47But she's effective.
00:30:48Oh, well, that's all that counts.
00:30:49Yeah.
00:30:50Oh, I gotta go to history.
00:30:52Oh, well, those who fail to go to history...
00:30:55Are doomed to repeat it.
00:30:56Exactly.
00:30:57Oh, don't forget, it's diner night tonight.
00:30:59Oh, I can't make it.
00:31:01I gotta keep cranking, you know.
00:31:05Is something wrong?
00:31:08What?
00:31:09I don't know.
00:31:10You just...
00:31:11You seem...
00:31:12You seem kind of off.
00:31:13I'm sorry.
00:31:14Look, I'll try to get on more.
00:31:16I promise, you know.
00:31:17It's just...
00:31:18A man with a mission.
00:31:28Yes?
00:31:31Hi.
00:31:34Are you ready for your next lesson?
00:31:38My parents are downstairs.
00:31:41Yeah.
00:31:55Hello?
00:31:56Shout ahead.
00:31:57You are...
00:31:58Not here.
00:31:59Where are you?
00:32:00It's diner night.
00:32:01Oh, sorry.
00:32:02I can't make it.
00:32:03Uh, Vicky's coming over.
00:32:04Didn't Kirsten tell you?
00:32:06She's not here.
00:32:07I guess without the main attraction.
00:32:10Well, maybe I can stop by later.
00:32:19Well, I think maybe you should stop one medication
00:32:22before you start another.
00:32:25Oh, just a sec.
00:32:29Todd's tutor is here.
00:32:32Hi.
00:32:33Hey, there you are.
00:32:35Hi.
00:32:36Do you like hockey?
00:32:37Because there is a great game coming up.
00:32:39Bruins Leafs.
00:32:40Oh, I don't know much about it.
00:32:42Well, sit down, sit down.
00:32:43I'll explain the whole thing to you.
00:32:44Jack is forgetting that Vicky is here to work with Todd.
00:32:47Right, right.
00:32:48Um, he's upstairs.
00:32:50Probably quieter up there.
00:32:52I'll go find him.
00:32:54Okay.
00:32:55That's a nice girl, huh?
00:32:58Hi.
00:32:59Is this cool?
00:33:00Yeah.
00:33:02I didn't know you were coming up.
00:33:05Wow.
00:33:06Wild room.
00:33:08Uh, thanks.
00:33:09Just have a seat.
00:33:10I'll get a chair.
00:33:16These are great.
00:33:18You did these?
00:33:20Yeah, I did.
00:33:21I've been working on them.
00:33:23Oh, really?
00:33:24Yeah.
00:33:25You did these?
00:33:27Yeah.
00:33:28You're very good.
00:33:31You like them?
00:33:32Yeah, especially this one.
00:33:38Your ticket.
00:33:40Yeah?
00:33:42Thanks.
00:33:46Thanks.
00:33:52Here's your stack, favor.
00:33:54Thanks, Hank.
00:33:55You bet.
00:34:00Guess who?
00:34:02Cindy Cloppen.
00:34:04You came back to me.
00:34:07Yeah, well, it's just me.
00:34:09Sorry to disappoint you.
00:34:10Well, I'm thrilled.
00:34:11I didn't think you'd make the trip.
00:34:13Are you kidding?
00:34:14Of course.
00:34:15I thought maybe without Todd.
00:34:18Oh, well, I guess he's all wrapped up in his calculus thing, right?
00:34:23Yeah, he's obsessed.
00:34:28So next time we'll start with the new stuff.
00:34:31Do you think you could give me a ride to the diner?
00:34:36Um, sure.
00:34:38I owe you one.
00:34:42You made this?
00:34:44Yeah.
00:34:46I'd like to see the rest of your work.
00:34:48Oh, I don't really show my art.
00:34:50Well, can it really be considered art if you don't show it to anybody?
00:34:53I mean, isn't that more like therapy or something?
00:34:57You're right.
00:35:00I'll think about it.
00:35:09Meanwhile, I get around someone I can't...
00:35:12I mean, I'd like to impress, like Kim.
00:35:17And my brain just fills with trail mix, you know?
00:35:20I mean, I just can't do it.
00:35:22Oh, come on. Don't worry about Kim.
00:35:24You do fine.
00:35:26Yeah, I mean, it's different with you.
00:35:28You're...
00:35:32Anyway.
00:35:34Hey, there's Faber.
00:35:36Look.
00:35:40Who's... who's that?
00:35:42I'm not sure.
00:35:44Well, she seems sure.
00:35:46Hey, Faber. Vicki from the car the other night.
00:35:50Sure, sure.
00:35:52Vicki, this is Kirsten. Kirsten's Vicki.
00:35:56Hi.
00:35:58Todd was hoping you'd still be here.
00:36:00Todd's here?
00:36:02Yeah, sorry. Vicki is Todd's tutor.
00:36:05I should have said that.
00:36:07Hi, guys.
00:36:13So you met Vicki?
00:36:15Yeah, although I didn't see any foam in the corners of her mouth, Todd.
00:36:21Kirsten.
00:36:23Was it something I said?
00:36:25It's my fault. I'll be right back.
00:36:30Kirsten, look, there's nothing going on.
00:36:32She's just helping me in calculus.
00:36:34Well, then why lie to me?
00:36:36What, I'm not mature enough to handle that your tutor's attractive?
00:36:39Give me a break, Todd.
00:36:42I don't know why I lied.
00:36:45Kirsten, come on.
00:36:47Just forget it.
00:36:49Kirsten.
00:37:15Come on.
00:37:33Look out!
00:37:35Yes!
00:37:37Whoo!
00:37:40Give me a favor!
00:37:46Is she pissed? And has she said anything?
00:37:49Oh.
00:37:52No, not really.
00:37:54I mean, I know I screwed things up with Kirsten, but Vicki's just...
00:37:58I love this.
00:38:00You gathered the wood, built the fire, climbed into the pot,
00:38:04and now, surprise, surprise, you're cooked.
00:38:07Bye, Paul. See you in class.
00:38:15Why does my life seem like a bad puppet show compared to yours?
00:38:19Incoming.
00:38:25Go away, go away, go away.
00:38:29Oh, thank God.
00:38:31I hate goalie.
00:38:33I mean, Vicki's talented, she's smart, she's beautiful.
00:38:36So Kirsten is, what, lower on the food chain?
00:38:40No. No.
00:38:44I don't know.
00:38:46Heads up.
00:38:48Shit.
00:38:53I stopped Pele.
00:38:55I'm a natural athlete.
00:39:03Ooh!
00:39:07Ow!
00:39:12Ow!
00:39:15Oh, God. Oh, God.
00:39:23Yes!
00:39:29Oh!
00:39:34Well, has he said anything to you?
00:39:38Uh, no, not really.
00:39:46I'm sure he said something to you,
00:39:48but you're just being loyal to your friend, which I understand.
00:39:52Well, you're my friend, too.
00:39:57You're a sweetheart.
00:40:00Give me a hug.
00:40:02I don't think so. Look out!
00:40:07Sorry.
00:40:09Somebody want to get that?
00:40:16Worry? Favor?
00:40:18This'll come out with club soda.
00:40:20Mr. Todd Boomer?
00:40:22Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. You're next.
00:40:25Uh, no, no. Oh, right.
00:40:29Not until the interviewer sits, or he invites you to sit.
00:40:32Invites you. Right. You got it.
00:40:34I've looked over your application to Harvard,
00:40:37but what can you tell me about yourself
00:40:39that I'm not gonna find on this piece of paper?
00:40:42Well, I value friendship.
00:40:44Mm-hmm. I value honesty.
00:40:46Mm-hmm.
00:40:48What about your, uh... what about your passions?
00:40:52Breasts. I really love breasts.
00:40:55It doesn't really matter the size.
00:40:57Dad, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Relax.
00:41:00Dad, come on.
00:41:05What about your passions?
00:41:10Uh, drawing.
00:41:13I really love to draw.
00:41:15I draw a comic strip for the school newspaper,
00:41:18and, uh, I don't know, it sounds funny,
00:41:21but that's when I feel the most...
00:41:24the most me, you know?
00:41:28I feel really proud when I create something.
00:41:35That's great. That's great.
00:41:40All right, the boat is traveling a distance of 200 yards
00:41:43at 25 feet per second.
00:41:46What is the rate of change of the angle of deflection?
00:41:49No. No, no, no.
00:41:52Come on, come on, come on. Somebody new for a change.
00:41:55Boomer.
00:41:59The rate of change is...
00:42:04.04 radians.
00:42:06Yes! Three-pointer at the buzzer.
00:42:08Recommendation's looking better.
00:42:10Everybody see that?
00:42:12Now, if the boat continues at 35 feet per second...
00:42:19Hello?
00:42:21Vicki. Hi, it's Todd.
00:42:23Oh, hi, Todd. I was just thinking about you.
00:42:26You were?
00:42:28Uh, look, I-I had a really good time the other night.
00:42:32I mean, I mean, we got some really good work done.
00:42:35Yeah. Oh, and did you, uh, work everything out with Kristen?
00:42:39Uh, Kirsten? Uh, no, not really.
00:42:43Look, um, are we still on for tonight?
00:42:47Yeah, yeah, and, um,
00:42:49actually, I've been thinking about what you said about showing my art.
00:42:53And, uh, why don't you come over here?
00:42:58Really?
00:43:00Yeah, it's 12 Chatham Lane. How about 6?
00:43:03Uh, sure, great, great. Uh, I'll see you then.
00:43:07Okay, bye. Bye.
00:43:20But, Ellen, I thought they stopped doing shock therapy years ago.
00:43:25It sounds drastic.
00:43:27I gotta go to Vicki's. I'm late. Bye.
00:43:29No, wait! Todd is going to his tutors, and I don't know why.
00:43:34Oh, see, she has to take care of her dog. It's having puppies. Bye.
00:43:37Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey! What?
00:43:40Is Mr. Mueller writing that recommendation?
00:43:42It's not beyond the realm of possibility. Bye.
00:43:47It's not beyond the realm of possibility?
00:43:51He was wearing cologne.
00:43:54♪
00:44:14Wow. You did all of this?
00:44:18Wow. I can't believe you go through all this effort and you don't have shows.
00:44:23Nah, it's just for me.
00:44:26I mean, I'd love to show my work, but people might hate it or think I was crazy or something.
00:44:32I don't think you're crazy.
00:44:36Well, my husband certainly does.
00:44:43You two don't get along, do you?
00:44:47Well, let's put it this way.
00:44:51What, have you spent about a minute in here with me?
00:44:55Yeah.
00:44:57That's about a minute and a half longer than he's ever spent.
00:45:03Why do you stay?
00:45:08That's a good question.
00:45:12Could we not talk about this?
00:45:16Okay.
00:45:18You know, you should think about it, though.
00:45:21Yeah.
00:45:23Well, anyway.
00:45:27Wait, I have something for you.
00:45:38Here. A present.
00:45:41A present? For me?
00:45:45Why?
00:45:47For letting me help you.
00:45:50Shouldn't I be giving you the present?
00:45:52Come on, open it.
00:45:54Okay.
00:45:56It's Bonnie D.
00:45:58Did you make this?
00:46:00Uh-huh.
00:46:03Wow. Thank you. This is amazing. Thank you.
00:46:09Todd.
00:46:13Of course not.
00:46:16So, Todd, what is the big fascination with Harvard?
00:46:20I mean, I thought you told me your passion was drawing.
00:46:24Most people wish they had something they could get excited about.
00:46:29I mean, you shouldn't waste that.
00:46:33Look who's talking.
00:46:37Touche.
00:46:39Oh.
00:46:44Oh, so you're gonna play like that now, are you?
00:46:46No, you're not.
00:46:48No, you're not? Oh, you did.
00:46:51Oh. Oh.
00:46:53Dog.
00:46:55Hey, I got an idea.
00:46:57Dog.
00:46:59Hey, I got an idea.
00:47:01Okay, sneeze now. No.
00:47:03What are you doing? What are you doing?
00:47:05I'm turning you into your alter ego, Bonnie D.
00:47:09Oh, man. Okay.
00:47:11Now bark.
00:47:15Bark.
00:47:20No. Come on, a big, deep bark.
00:47:27Bark.
00:47:51Hey.
00:47:53You better go now.
00:47:55Your parents might not believe you wanted to spend extra time doing calculus.
00:48:01Right.
00:48:09You know, I never thought I would say this, but...
00:48:17I really love math.
00:48:26I better go.
00:48:43It was... I don't know. I just see life so differently now.
00:48:48Oh, I'm sure you do. You just slept with somebody's wife.
00:48:51No, it's not like that, man. It's really not. I'm really into her.
00:48:55I wouldn't get too deep, Tom. We'll talk about this tomorrow.
00:48:59No, it's... Look, I've heard this guy is really awful to her.
00:49:03I mean, I'm not gonna feel bad about this.
00:49:06No, no, as long as you feel good. That's all that matters.
00:49:10Jealous much? Jeez.
00:49:13That has nothing... Just forget it.
00:49:15I thought you would be excited for me.
00:49:17Come on. Faber.
00:49:19Faber. We're friends, right?
00:49:24I gotta get home, man. My parents are gonna freak out.
00:49:29You should be happy.
00:49:43He's gone.
00:49:49I'm sorry.
00:50:19Kirsten. Hey.
00:50:23Hey. Wake up.
00:50:26Shit. I'll have to call my mom. She's gonna be insane.
00:50:30I'm sorry. I should have woken you up last night.
00:50:34Oh, no, no. No, it's okay. I'm glad you didn't.
00:50:38She'll get over it.
00:50:40What are you doing?
00:50:43Morning, bro.
00:50:46What are you doing?
00:50:49Morning breath.
00:50:51I know. Me, too.
00:50:53I gotta go.
00:51:17Whenever I'm confused
00:51:19Wanna sit it out
00:51:21Shot to see and use
00:51:23Spit the part right out
00:51:25Isn't that enough?
00:51:47Hey. Mind if I join you?
00:51:52Kirsten, what's wrong?
00:51:54Todd, don't even start.
00:51:56Wait. Let's talk about this.
00:51:58What? You figure you're just gonna let me blow in the breeze
00:52:00And if I blew away, well, then good. You won't have to deal with me anymore. Is that it?
00:52:03I don't know what you're so upset about.
00:52:05Because you fucked your math tutor and you lied to me!
00:52:16What?
00:52:37You told Kirsten about Vicki.
00:52:39I didn't tell her.
00:52:41Then how did she know?
00:52:43You told her.
00:52:45What's that supposed to mean? Huh?
00:52:47She...
00:52:51She was in my room when you came by last night.
00:52:54What?
00:52:56Well, why didn't you tell me?
00:53:01Oh, you snaked Kirsten?
00:53:03I didn't snake her. Nothing has happened yet.
00:53:05Yet?
00:53:07Yet?
00:53:09What's that supposed to mean? Nice ethics? Nice friend?
00:53:11Hey, you blew her off for some fantasy
00:53:14And you didn't even have the decency to tell her.
00:53:16I didn't know it was over.
00:53:18I didn't know it was gonna happen between me and Vicki.
00:53:20I didn't know, Beth.
00:53:23What the hell is going on here?
00:53:26You girls want a fight, take it outside.
00:53:29You can make yourselves useful. My car's parked out front in the tow-way.
00:53:32Keep an eye on it.
00:53:34All right? I'll be right back.
00:53:36Yes, sir.
00:53:39Since when do you start pushing people in the halls?
00:53:41When did you forget who your best friend is?
00:53:43I can't believe you're lecturing me about ethics.
00:53:46Oh, my God.
00:53:48What?
00:53:50Oh, my God.
00:53:52That's Vicki's car.
00:53:54Oh, my God.
00:53:56Oh, my God.
00:53:58This is...
00:54:00This is...
00:54:02This is a 66.
00:54:04Corvette Stingray, gentlemen.
00:54:06Don't touch.
00:54:08Nice car, sir.
00:54:10She's a beauty.
00:54:12Yeah, she's my lucky charm.
00:54:14I'm not feeling lucky today. Check these babies out.
00:54:16Voo-hoo.
00:54:18Yeah, wanna catch me some dinner at the reservoir?
00:54:20Floor dark.
00:54:22See you tomorrow, boys.
00:54:30I think I need to sit down.
00:54:36I guess you won't be getting the Harvard recommendation now.
00:55:06No!
00:55:10He shouldn't just show up, you know.
00:55:12What if he was here?
00:55:14He's not here.
00:55:18No.
00:55:20Mrs. Mueller.
00:55:24Todd.
00:55:26How could you not tell me?
00:55:29I don't know.
00:55:33Didn't seem to matter at first.
00:55:36Vicki.
00:55:38What are we gonna do?
00:55:40No.
00:55:42I can't be with you.
00:55:46I know.
00:56:02How could you marry
00:56:04Mueller?
00:56:06God.
00:56:08What? It's not funny.
00:56:14He wasn't always like that.
00:56:24He should probably go.
00:56:35Get behind the shelves!
00:56:42Hey, hey, hey. Quit working on that crap for a minute.
00:56:45Look.
00:56:47Look what I got.
00:56:51Ta-da.
00:56:53Dinner.
00:56:55I'll just clean this up in the utility sink.
00:56:58You can't leave.
00:57:00Wait a while. I'm not really that hungry.
00:57:02Well, I'm starved.
00:57:04Reheat yours later.
00:57:06Boy, I'm telling you,
00:57:08this bait was incredible.
00:57:10I could have cleaned out the entire reservoir.
00:57:13Oh, yeah.
00:57:16And...
00:57:20Mr. Shermer, the earth science yahoo at school,
00:57:23gave me these things called dops and flies.
00:57:25Sounds great.
00:57:27Yeah. They start off as these ugly little...
00:57:30Christ, woman.
00:57:32Watch yourself.
00:57:34Drinking?
00:57:36No. I just lost my balance.
00:57:40Yeah. Okay.
00:57:42Tell you what.
00:57:44Why don't I grill these?
00:57:46That way I don't have to worry about you screwing them up.
00:57:53Oh.
00:57:55One other thing. Yeah?
00:57:58There's a kid in my calculus class.
00:58:00Todd boomer.
00:58:02Yeah?
00:58:04I'm gonna write him a recommendation, but my printer's screwed up.
00:58:06Where's your old typewriter?
00:58:08Uh, I'll be in in a second and help you find it.
00:58:14Hurry.
00:58:27I think I will call next time.
00:58:58Ah.
00:59:04Oh, no.
00:59:18Good night.
00:59:20Oh, good night, Dad.
00:59:23You seem pretty miserable tonight. You all right?
00:59:25Yeah.
00:59:27What, are you worried about the interview tomorrow?
00:59:29Forget about it.
00:59:31You are going to be great.
00:59:33Great. Great.
00:59:35Great.
00:59:37Actually, that's the least of my worries.
00:59:39Yeah?
00:59:41Want to talk about it?
00:59:43I wouldn't know where to begin.
00:59:45Come on. Give me a try. That's what I'm here for.
00:59:47Hit it.
00:59:49Okay.
00:59:52I slept with someone's wife,
00:59:54and now I'm afraid he might find me and kill me.
00:59:58I thought you said you had a problem.
01:00:03You're yanking my chain, aren't you?
01:00:05Well, Dad, of course I am.
01:00:08Of course.
01:00:10I'll see you.
01:00:12Dad.
01:00:16Um...
01:00:18Remember when I told you
01:00:20that I value friendship and honesty?
01:00:24Yes.
01:00:26I meant that.
01:00:28I knew you did.
01:00:32Well, um...
01:00:37You've screwed up before, right?
01:00:40No. I never have.
01:00:42No. I mean it.
01:00:45Yeah, once or twice.
01:00:50Well, all I can tell you is,
01:00:52at the end of the day,
01:00:54it's, uh, just you.
01:00:56So I would, uh, face up to it,
01:00:59whatever it is.
01:01:01Because I guarantee you that
01:01:03the longer you wait, the worse it gets.
01:01:06Does that help?
01:01:08Yeah, it does.
01:01:10Thanks, Dad.
01:01:13You're gonna kill him.
01:01:15You're gonna murder him.
01:01:17You're gonna massacre him.
01:01:21Ten thousand men of Harvard
01:01:25Was victory to you...
01:01:27Transcript and scores.
01:01:30Well, um, everything appears to be in order, Todd.
01:01:35Good grades, good SAT scores.
01:01:39Good grades, good SATs.
01:01:42Some interesting activities.
01:01:45I'll tell you, I-I am a bit hazy on one point.
01:01:50Yes, sir?
01:01:52It says here that you are fucking your math teacher's wife.
01:01:57Is that right?
01:01:59Mm.
01:02:10Mr. Boomer.
01:02:12Oh, Mr. Mueller.
01:02:14Scared me there.
01:02:16Big day today, huh?
01:02:18Harvard interview.
01:02:20Oh, y-yes, sir.
01:02:22I wanted to catch you before class.
01:02:25Did you have something you wanted to tell me?
01:02:28What is that, sir?
01:02:30Found this at my house last night.
01:02:33Any ideas how it got there?
01:02:35Uh, you and my wife?
01:02:38Uh, well, you see, um...
01:02:40And you honestly thought I wouldn't catch on?
01:02:46Okay, it was a mistake.
01:02:48I-I'm really sorry. I made a mistake.
01:02:51No, no, Boomer, you made two mistakes.
01:02:54Sir?
01:02:55A 98.
01:02:57I can't believe you actually thought you could get tutored by my wife
01:03:01And I wouldn't find out.
01:03:03Yeah, that was pretty silly.
01:03:06Frankly, I'm glad to know where she's been.
01:03:09Anyway, look, I know you wanted me to think you got there on your own.
01:03:14It's okay to get a little help on the side.
01:03:17Shows initiative.
01:03:19I'm impressed, Boomer.
01:03:21Well, uh, I hoped you would be, sir.
01:03:24In fact, I decided to write that recommendation for you.
01:03:30Thank you. Thank you so much, sir.
01:03:33Don't tank on the final.
01:03:35Absolutely not.
01:03:37Hey.
01:03:39She's good, isn't she?
01:03:41My wife?
01:03:45She's the best, sir.
01:03:51Yeah.
01:03:53Yeah.
01:04:23Oh, thanks, man.
01:04:27Hi.
01:04:29Hi.
01:04:30Is everybody afraid to sit next to you after yesterday's scene?
01:04:34Well, not everyone.
01:04:37No, I'm a fearless man.
01:04:43I, uh, wanted to speak with you after the other night.
01:04:49Yeah.
01:04:51I really appreciate you being there for me.
01:04:56Well, I thought we should talk about us.
01:05:04Is there an us?
01:05:07Well, I'd like there to be.
01:05:16Shall we us?
01:05:20No.
01:05:23Saber, you know I think you're the greatest.
01:05:28You know, if I was gonna us with anyone, it would be you.
01:05:34But I really need some time alone, you know, for a while.
01:05:39Just for now.
01:05:42Hey, it would kill me to lose you as a friend.
01:05:50It'll never happen.
01:06:03Mr. Bodine, your brain could easily be mistaken for a can of tuna.
01:06:08And, Miss O'Brien, two words describe your semester.
01:06:12Wanna guess?
01:06:15Brain dead.
01:06:17People, let me make something clear.
01:06:21I'm not happy when you're having trouble.
01:06:24It pains me.
01:06:26Makes me feel like I'm wasting my time.
01:06:30So, why do I come down on you so hard?
01:06:34Because fear motivates.
01:06:39Case in point, Mr. Boomer here.
01:06:41Six weeks ago, he was flushing a near-perfect high school record.
01:06:45I rattled his cage. Now look at him.
01:06:48Second highest grade this quiz.
01:06:50Poised to go to the school of his choice.
01:06:52So?
01:06:53If I tick you off, good. Great.
01:06:58Use that.
01:07:00Prove that I'm wrong. Make me eat my words.
01:07:03Work harder. We'll both be happy.
01:07:16Mr. Mueller.
01:07:18Todd.
01:07:21I appreciate what you said about me in class today.
01:07:24Don't let it go to your head.
01:07:27The point is that I really don't agree with the way you treat your students.
01:07:33I don't know what you're talking about.
01:07:36I don't know what you're talking about.
01:07:39I don't know what you're talking about.
01:07:42I don't know what you're talking about.
01:07:45Is that your prerogative?
01:07:48People don't deserve to be treated that way.
01:07:51Your wife taught me that.
01:07:59Todd, Vicky may be good with math,
01:08:02but I wouldn't take any life lessons from her.
01:08:15You slept with her, didn't you?
01:08:22Sir?
01:08:23Vicky. You slept with her.
01:08:35Yes.
01:08:44Yes.
01:09:15Hi, this is Vicky.
01:09:17No.
01:09:18I left a message after the beep, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
01:09:21Vicky, it's Todd. Pick up the phone.
01:09:23Vicky, I told him. I didn't mean to, but it just came out. I told him I'm sorry, Vicky.
01:09:27He's on his way over there right now. If you can hear this, if you get this message, get the hell out of there.
01:09:30Please, right now. Get out.
01:09:45Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
01:10:01Hi, honey. I'm home.
01:10:06Rough day at the office?
01:10:09Oh, same old, same old. Some kid slept with my wife.
01:10:22I'm sorry.
01:10:24Oh, you're sorry? Sorry.
01:10:27I... One of my students, Vicky.
01:10:31You ruined my math. Now you're trying to ruin my career.
01:10:35Royce, stop it!
01:10:40Stop it!
01:10:42Enough.
01:10:45Uh-oh. Look who's here.
01:10:48Mary Poppins.
01:10:52Mary, you fucked up.
01:10:55Never open an umbrella indoors. It's bad luck.
01:10:59Very bad luck.
01:11:01Okay, just relax, Mr. Miller, okay? Just relax.
01:11:04Wait, Todd, this is between me and Roy.
01:11:07Between me, too.
01:11:09Oh, boy, I underestimated you, huh?
01:11:12Homer, I thought I had you all figured out.
01:11:16You didn't have the brains or the guts to go to Harvard or anything else.
01:11:20But you're gifted. You're a genius.
01:11:24Tutoring was just the tip of it.
01:11:27You proved your scores and scored with my wife, all without me knowing it.
01:11:32And then I write you that recommendation for Harvard.
01:11:36Ha! That's genius!
01:11:41Yeah, you're a wizard.
01:11:44You're a mastermind.
01:11:47You must be very proud.
01:11:52Now shake my hand.
01:11:56Roy...
01:11:58Shut up.
01:12:01Don't put this behind us.
01:12:07Ooh!
01:12:17I'm sorry.
01:12:20Is he gone?
01:12:22Yeah.
01:12:24You were really brave back there.
01:12:27Yeah.
01:12:29I thought your choice in weapons was a little weak.
01:12:33Well, you know, if you would spit at us...
01:12:43I'm sorry.
01:12:45No.
01:12:47I'm actually grateful.
01:12:51I should have gotten out of this a long time ago.
01:12:55What are you gonna do now?
01:12:58Well...
01:13:01I think I'm gonna try New York.
01:13:04Try this art thing.
01:13:14Yeah.
01:13:16I'm gonna miss you.
01:13:31Here. A souvenir.
01:13:34What's this?
01:13:36Your Harvard recommendation.
01:13:48What time is it?
01:13:50I don't know. Around three.
01:13:53My interview's at four.
01:13:56Bye.
01:14:02Go.
01:14:04I'll come visit you in New York.
01:14:07Good luck.
01:14:27Watch out! Coming through!
01:14:31Todd Boomer.
01:14:35Did Todd Boomer check in yet?
01:14:38No, not yet.
01:14:40Sorry.
01:14:43Todd Boomer.
01:14:45Got a present.
01:14:47Okay. Need a minute?
01:14:50No.
01:14:52Okay. Come on in.
01:14:57Calculus teacher.
01:15:02Todd, looks like you're having a pretty tough day.
01:15:06No, I'm fine, really.
01:15:08Oh.
01:15:10Please.
01:15:13Well, I've gone over your stats.
01:15:18Well, I've gone over your stats,
01:15:22and everything looks...
01:15:25okay.
01:15:27But I'll be honest.
01:15:30You're not a typical Harvard candidate.
01:15:35I don't see you making the top five of your class.
01:15:39Not unless the chess club has some horrible accident.
01:15:48Todd, let me ask you something.
01:15:51Why do you want to go to Harvard?
01:15:55Um, well, I guess my dad and I have always had it planned that way, you know?
01:16:00He looks up to the students here as something special.
01:16:06What I'm getting at is...
01:16:10why do you want to go to Harvard?
01:16:14Look, um...
01:16:17I've been pointed here like a compass my whole life.
01:16:22And now that I'm here...
01:16:26Look, I-I know Harvard is a great school.
01:16:29I mean, it's the greatest, right?
01:16:32But, um...
01:16:37I'm-I'm really sorry.
01:16:41I'm-I'm really not quite so sure it's for me.
01:17:01Okay, I'm ready.
01:17:03Now, just remember, eye contact, posture, smile, right?
01:17:07Mm-hmm.
01:17:08Firm handshake is all you need.
01:17:10Okay, Dad, thanks. I know. Thank you.
01:17:38Yeah, mm-hmm.
01:17:41Hey, how'd it go, buddy?
01:17:44Hello?
01:17:49Oh, my God, what happened to you?
01:17:52I got punched.
01:17:54Hang on, Alan. Todd got punched at his Harvard interview.
01:17:57I didn't get punched at the interview.
01:18:00You didn't?
01:18:02No.
01:18:04I didn't get punched at the interview.
01:18:06I didn't get punched at the interview, Mom.
01:18:08No, wait, that's wrong. Hang on.
01:18:11I need to talk to you for a second.
01:18:16It's, uh, pretty important.
01:18:19Alan! Alan!
01:18:24You said it was important.
01:18:29I don't really know how to tell you guys this.
01:18:34You don't want to go to Harvard, do you?
01:18:38No.
01:18:40No, I was, um, thinking about applying to an art school.
01:18:50I'll... I should let you two discuss this.
01:18:57Can I ask you a question?
01:19:00Just, um, why didn't you tell me about this before?
01:19:03Why didn't you tell me... Why didn't you tell me last night?
01:19:07I don't think I really knew until today.
01:19:11You're upset.
01:19:13Yeah. I am. I am upset.
01:19:17A little.
01:19:26It's your decision.
01:19:34Yes!
01:19:36Good, good, good.
01:19:38Oh, okay. You're doing very poorly.
01:19:41But, you know, this game was much more boring
01:19:44before they put the, uh, flippers in.
01:19:49Oh, wait. Yes. Yes.
01:19:52Here we go. All right.
01:19:54Oh, be right back.
01:19:56Where are you going?
01:19:57Be right back.
01:19:58Do me a favor. Come on. I'm on a streak here.
01:20:01Okay. What's going on?
01:20:06Jesus. What happened to you?
01:20:11Did Miller do that?
01:20:13Yeah. It's a long story.
01:20:15It's gonna take a major pancake marathon to be told properly.
01:20:18I'll buy.
01:20:20Yes. All right.
01:20:24You need to talk to Kirsten.
01:20:27Yeah.
01:20:30All right. Well,
01:20:32I'm gonna go build something. Toothpicks.
01:20:36Thanks, man. You're the best.
01:20:46So how'd you know I was here?
01:20:48Uh, diner night.
01:20:50Oh. Of course.
01:20:54So I made a decision.
01:20:57Yeah?
01:21:00I'm not going to Harvard.
01:21:04Really?
01:21:07It's a breakthrough?
01:21:10I figured that art school would be better for me, you know?
01:21:15Yeah, I think you're right.
01:21:21That's, uh, not what I wanted to talk to you about, though.
01:21:31I guess what I wanted to say was that, uh,
01:21:36I'm really sorry.
01:21:38I know I hurt you, and I never meant to do that.
01:21:44I guess all I'm asking for is...
01:21:47is that you don't write me off as a friend.
01:22:00That would never happen.
01:22:31You know, I'm really gonna miss this spot when we're off at school.
01:22:34Yeah, me too.
01:22:36I wonder where we'll be in ten years.
01:22:39Well, you will be working on your second hundred million
01:22:42on interactive 3-D Smell-O-Vision computer games.
01:22:48The shed will be totally decked out
01:22:51with a jacuzzi and a water slide.
01:22:56Okay, and me?
01:22:58Okay, the place, New York, the event,
01:23:03the book signing of your first wildly successful collection of poetry.
01:23:09Wildly successful. I like that.
01:23:13What about me?
01:23:16Do you want fries with your order today, sir?
01:23:20Okay.
01:23:23Okay, 2008, we all meet back here and compare notes.
01:23:26What do you say?
01:23:29Never happen.
01:23:31Guys, come on, work with me.
01:23:38Welcome to tomorrow
01:23:42I can't explain it's true
01:23:46All the blood upon these pages
01:23:51Takes me away from you
01:23:55But when trouble takes your spirit
01:23:59Maybe then you'll change your mind
01:24:04We're only someone's children sometimes
01:24:11And all the time the future's coming down
01:24:18I can hear the angels falling to the ground
01:24:27Yeah, I don't want to lose your voice
01:24:35Tell you I don't even want my second choice
01:24:43I can't get near it
01:24:49guitar solo
01:25:02I'm in love with people
01:25:07But I hate them too
01:25:11I hate to see all the damage
01:25:16Being done to you
01:25:20When your eyes are broken windows
01:25:24Every time I see you smile
01:25:29It's like being back in heaven for a while
01:25:36And all the time the future's coming down
01:25:43I can hear the angels falling to the ground
01:25:52Yeah, I don't want to lose your voice
01:26:00Tell you I don't even want my second choice
01:26:09Hear me cry
01:26:11I don't want to lose your voice
01:26:17All I ever want to do now is rejoice
01:26:25Yeah
01:26:27All I ever want to do now is rejoice