Sponge Bob S03E17b I Had An Accident
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00:00OOOOOOOOHHHHH!
00:02OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!
00:03OOOOOOOOHHHHHH!
00:05OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!
00:07Huh?
00:08OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!
00:13Oh, I got dead again.
00:15This game stinks.
00:22See? That's why you must always pay attention to the mountain.
00:26I'm listening to you, mountain!
00:30Don't eat the yellow sand, Patrick!
00:33Oh yeah, I forgot!
00:35Hey Sandy!
00:37Watch me do the grouchy squidward!
00:40Stop naming moles after me!
00:42Everybody's an idiot except for me!
00:45Well it's true.
00:47A ha!
00:48A ha!
00:49A ha!
00:50A ha!
00:51A ha!
00:52A ha!
00:53A ha!
00:54A ha!
00:55A ha!
00:56A ha!
00:57A ha!
00:58A ha!
00:59Don't worry guys everything's under control because I'm
01:08That's funny someone turn the mountain upside down
01:22Like this
01:24Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else until four? Oh
01:33That's gonna hurt
01:38Well, it looks like your gluteus maximus has made a full recovery my what has a what now your butts all better
01:46It's really quite amazing. It took 20 hours to put it all back together
01:51We actually ran out of staples and had to use a glue stick
01:54Yep, you're a lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky luck boy
01:59But from now on I'd like you to be more careful
02:03One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor creature there
02:17One more injury like that and it's the iron
02:21I've been too careless back there from now on. I am on the clock, but patrol
02:31What's your problem
02:33That was close. Hey Spongebob. Why don't you join us? We need an extra player?
02:39Nice cat Percy
02:43You gotta try this dude, we finally got enough people for a seven-mile spanking machine
02:52Ouch
02:58Is this where the line starts my butt is not safe out here no part of me is safe
03:21Oh
03:26That was fun
03:29Hey Spongebob, you ready to go sandboarding again
03:33Spongebob
03:34Hello friends
03:36Enjoying the outside world. What y'all doing sitting in the middle of the floor like that
03:41Oh living out the remainder of my life in safety
03:45If you guys were smart you would join me that accident made me realize that it's dangerous out there
03:51I was one of the lucky ones. I'm a survivor
03:55Until I simply decided I am never leaving my house again. That's crazy talk. It's not crazy talk
04:02This is crazy talk
04:04Oh
04:12No, Patrick's right Sandy you saw what happened to me and next time it won't just be my but it'll be my armpit or
04:19my forehead
04:22I was wrong to go against nature. I'm a sponge. What was I thinking?
04:27Walking my people are sedentary just sitting in your house
04:32Ain't you gonna get lonesome? I won't be lonesome. I've got all the friends I need right here. This is penny
04:40and chip and
04:43Say hello to use napkin. Well, how are you gonna keep your job at the Krusty Krab? No problem
04:56Really long spatula
04:58What about eating I'm a sponge I'll just filter feed
05:19Listen I told you that I'm never leaving my house again
05:23Never ever ever
05:28Forever never ever never never ever ever never
05:43Chip would you mind showing these two to the door?
05:52Thank You Chip
05:55So I have to find a new best friend
06:01Don't worry Patrick, we'll get spongebob to come outside and then he'll see there's nothing to be afraid of
06:08That's what I punch him, right?
06:13Look at the jellyfish out here
06:17Too bad spongebob is missing out on all the fun
06:24I got one
06:34Risking their lives jellyfishing. My new hobby is much safer. Isn't it just dust collecting? I
06:46Think I got one. We gotta try something else
06:54Three
06:56Now you gotta blow out the candles and make a wish I don't need the wish penny
07:02Everything I could ever want is right here. In fact, let's sing our own song about the joy of staying indoors
07:09I know of a place
07:13Where you never get harmed a magical place
07:19with
07:21magical charms
07:23Indoors indoors
07:31Take it away penny
07:38That is it square pants, we're gonna find something that's so dang fun that you'll have to come outside
07:45I
07:49Scream
07:52Two ice creams Ferris wheel still to my streets
07:59Washing an old person Patrick, that's not fun. It is for me
08:05I
08:14Say we take a bath what will you get out of here?
08:23Now remember don't jump out until I give the signal right
08:32You win stay inside
08:35Forever yours is truly the iron will now
08:53Okay guys really this is your saddest attempt yet even chip knows that's Patrick in the same costume he wore for Halloween last year
09:05Oh
09:07Who's your friend but but you're supposed to be in the gorilla suit I am in the gorilla suit I
09:16Thought I was doing a pretty good job if you're Patrick then who's that?
09:35Oh
10:05Well, they were asking for it it's not like I didn't warn them about the dangers of outside
10:15Yes, chip. I know. They're my two dearest friends in the whole world, but I told them I wasn't going outside
10:22No matter what we can do without the name-calling. Thank you very much use napkin
10:27I know chip if it was me out there bagged by an ape
10:32Patrick and Sandy would risk anything to save me
10:37And I've got to do the same for them if I don't come back chip take good care of Gary
10:47Well, here I go from the safety of my home to the outside world
11:03I
11:11Taking my first step so far so good. I think I can do this
11:32I'm still alive. I
11:36Did it I made it outside nothing can stop me now
11:46It's too late
11:49Patrick Sandy
11:53I'm sorry. I caused all this. I'm not scared of going outside anymore
11:59But I'm terrified of gorillas now
12:02Okay, Spongebob. Oh
12:04You know what? I don't understand though
12:08What what's a gorilla doing underwater in the first place
12:14Well, it's funny I mean
12:21Let's get out of here
12:32You