Sponge Bob S02E8a Survival Of The Idiots
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00:00It's gonna be dinner!
00:01Keep the trees warm, Sandy, and run away to your house!
00:04Oh, please!
00:09Sandy?
00:11Hey, Sandy! What's with the sign?
00:17Look, she's on the eating channel!
00:22Howdy!
00:25If y'all are watching this, that means I'm asleep for the winter!
00:30This sleep is called hibernation!
00:35During hibernation, animals don't like to be woken up, so do not disturb!
00:43That means you, SpongeBob.
00:46We better put these on.
00:48Never mind, Pat. Sandy said not to come in. Let's amscray.
00:53When are you gonna learn, SpongeBob?
00:56No means yes!
00:58Patrick, listen! How many times do we have to-
01:01SpongeBob! Look at this!
01:13What is this stuff?
01:15It's a vast, swirling wonderland of sparkly white pleasure!
01:21Let it fill your senses with cascading, fluffy pillows of excitement and comfort
01:28as you've never felt before!
01:30Wow, Patrick! That was beautiful!
01:34What? I was just reading this candy wrapper, see?
01:40Patrick, put your helmet back on! You know there's no water at Sandy's house!
01:46It's okay, SpongeBob! This stuff is water! Look!
01:52I guess you're right! It's okay here!
01:56Take it off!
01:58No one's looking!
02:10SpongeBob, did you hear that?
02:13I think it came from up in Sandy's tree!
02:17That is one tired tree!
02:20Let's check it out!
02:24Look what's in Sandy's bed!
02:28It looks like an over-inflated Sandy doll!
02:31I think this thing is Sandy!
02:33Hibernation must mean the opposite of beauty sleep!
02:41I've had enough of your dastardly deeds, Dirty Dan!
02:45I'm gonna get you and your partner, Pinhead Larry, or my name ain't Sheriff Sandy!
02:54She must be dreaming about Texas outlaws!
03:03Look out, Sandy! I'm Dirty Dan!
03:07I'm gonna catch you and throw you in jail at taxpayer's expense!
03:15You better run faster, Sandy!
03:18I'm getting away! Run faster!
03:21Hurry! We're getting in the taxi!
03:23Faster! Faster!
03:26I'll get you two! You're nothing but pure evil!
03:30Just like newspaper comics!
03:38Come on, Patrick! We shouldn't disturb her anymore!
03:41That's not disturbing! This is disturbing!
03:46Hi there, SpongeBob! My name is Pat-Back!
03:55Ha! That is really disturbing!
04:07SpongeBob?
04:16I am here! Faster, SpongeBob! She's gaining on us!
04:21Sandy! No! Stop!
04:23I warned you, Dirty Dan! Now you just crossed the border into Hurtville!
04:30Sandy, it's us! Your friends, SpongeBob and Patrick!
04:34Please, Sandy! I can't afford dry cleaning!
04:37Gonna skin you and make a pair of size 6 boats!
04:46Psst! Psst! Psst!
04:51Fun's over!
04:52Phew! We sure don't want to wake her up again!
04:56Too bad we don't have any earplugs to put on her!
05:00Yeah, all's I got is this belly button lamp!
05:07Alright, Pat!
05:10I'm gonna rip your arms off, flapjacks!
05:17Well, that ought to work!
05:19Hey, Sandy! Does it work?
05:29Hey, Sandy! If you can't hear us, don't say anything!
05:34Hey, Sandy! Don't wake up!
05:40See you later, Sheriff Sandy!
05:48You're under arrest!
05:50You'll never catch me!
05:54Hey, that's not fair! Cowboys couldn't afford cannons!
05:58They couldn't afford station wagons either!
06:02Nice paneling!
06:03Alright, Pinhead! Your time is up!
06:08Who you callin' Pinhead?
06:10I wanna be Dirty Dan!
06:13I'm gonna rip your arms off, flapjacks!
06:17Hey, Sandy! Don't wake up!
06:20Who you callin' Pinhead?
06:22I wanna be Dirty Dan!
06:24What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?
06:27I'm Dirty Dan!
06:29I'd say I'm Dirty Dan!
06:32I'd say I'm Dirty Dan!
06:37I'd say I'm Dirty Dan!
06:40I'm Dirty Dan!
06:42I'm Dirty Dan!
06:44I'm Dirty Dan!
06:46I'm Dirty Dan!
06:48I'm Dirty Dan!
06:50I'm Dirty Dan!
06:52I'm Dirty Dan!
06:54I'm Dirty Dan!
06:56I'm Dirty Dan!
06:58I'm Dirty Dan!
07:01Screaming will get you nowhere!
07:09Which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan?
07:15Uh, I am?
07:17Screaming
07:22Hot wings
07:25Okay, Pinhead Larry, now you get yours!
07:30Screaming
07:33Pinhead!
07:37Screaming
07:40Screaming
07:43Screaming
07:46Screaming
07:52Now you're gonna pay for those crimes, Pinhead!
07:57Sandy, stand back!
08:00I'm warnin' ya!
08:06Okay, I warned ya!
08:10Did you win?
08:11Screaming
08:14Hi, SpongeBob!
08:16Screaming
08:18Screaming
08:20Screaming
08:29Okay, SpongeBob, you can be Dirty Dan, I just wanna be Patrick!
08:34Let's get outta here before Sandy wakes up again!
08:36Screaming
08:46Ouch!
08:48Sorry, Patrick, but the door is slippery! It's frozen shut!
08:52Let me have a try!
08:56Open sesame!
08:59Well, I've done all I can do!
09:02Then we're stuck in here until the door thaws!
09:06In spring!
09:08Barnacles!
09:12Is it spring yet?
09:14No!
09:16I'm so cold that I'm shivering!
09:22I'm so cold that I can use my nose drippings as a pair of chopsticks!
09:30I'm so cold that I'm shivering!
09:37Maybe we should build a fire!
09:40I got it! We'll burn the bark from Sandy's tree!
09:45You're gonna be wearing an iron lung when I'm through with you, Pinhead!
09:54The fire's not gonna happen, Patrick.
09:57I don't get it! How does Sandy survive these intense conditions every year?
10:03Maybe she just ignores it.
10:04Maybe...
10:07Maybe...
10:09Maybe it's her fur!
10:13Yeah!
10:18Look at all that warm, toasty fur!
10:22It's like a goldmine, but with fur!
10:26Carefully...
10:29Carefully...
10:32Come on, do it! I'm freezing here!
10:34Hang on a second!
10:41That should be enough, right?
10:43Sponge, I'm a big man! A big, big man!
10:48Well, I guess I've lived a full life!
10:57This is taking too long! I want the worm now!
11:01Pat, no!
11:05Pat, are you crazy?
11:08No, I'm warm!
11:13Let me see that roll of tape!
11:34Man, that fur really hits the spot! No more frozen armpits!
11:41And this eyebrow-goo-tee combo works like a charm!
11:45This is the best idea we've ever had!
11:48You said it!
11:50I'm ready for the longest, coldest winter ever!
11:53Bring it on!
12:00Spring?
12:01Spring?
12:04Wow! Spring already?
12:09Tartar sauce! The lock is still frozen!
12:12I sure can't wait to get outside and warm my fur!
12:21Oh, look! It's SpongeBob and Patrick!
12:26Hey, guys!
12:32SpongeBob and Patrick
12:43It's okay, Sandy!
12:45Squirrel-pattern baldness is quite common in small mammals!
12:49SpongeBob! Patrick!
12:55Don't worry, Sandy! We've got you covered!
13:02More lemonade, boys?
13:05Thanks, Sandy!