Sponge Bob S02E16b The Fry Cook Games
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00:00Sports fans, to the 21st annual Bikini Bottom Fry Cook Games!
00:19I declare these Fry Cook Games...
00:22OPEN!
00:31So begin the 21st Fry Cook Games!
00:34I'm a realistic fish head, and it's a beautiful day here at Bikini Bottom's Fast Food Coliseum.
00:43They come from every corner of the world.
00:46They come from every corner of the world.
00:49They come from every corner of the world.
00:52They come from every corner of the world.
00:55They come from every corner of the world.
00:59They come from everywhere microwaves hum,
01:03patties sizzle,
01:07and heat lamps keep the fast food spirit warm and soggy.
01:13But the real story is the bitter rivalry between former competitors Mr. Krabs of the Krusty Krab
01:20and Plankton of the Chum Bucket.
01:23Who could forget the year Mr. Krabs won gold for this 500-pickle-cleaning jerk?
01:31Not Plankton.
01:35Or when Plankton won the hearts of millions by performing this perfect onion ring routine
01:42with a broken antenna.
01:49Krabs wasn't moved.
01:52And now, late word is that this year, the Krusty Krab will be represented by a new competitor
01:59on what is perhaps the greatest day of his young life.
02:05This is perhaps the greatest day of my young life, Mr. Krabs.
02:10I can't believe I'm representing the Krusty Krab in the Fry Cook Games.
02:15To bring home the gold is to bring honor and glory to the Krusty Krab.
02:21And all that free publicity will bring in customers!
02:25So don't lose!
02:26Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs!
02:29Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab!
02:33Hi, SpongeBob.
02:35Hi, Patrick.
02:36Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab!
02:42Are you trying to move the ground?
02:45You'll never move it like that.
02:47You gotta get under.
02:48Leave it!
02:50Come on, Patrick. I'm trying to train for the games.
02:53Games? Can I play?
02:55Sorry, Patrick. You have to be a fry cook.
02:58Be a fry cook? Is that all I gotta do? That'll be easy.
03:03What do you mean, easy?
03:06How hard could it be?
03:08Hey, don't let just anybody be a fry cook. We're an elite corps.
03:13Oh, come on. You're just flipping patties.
03:17Hey, flipping is not as easy as it sounds.
03:24Why don't you go home, Patrick?
03:26You can compete in the laying under a rock all day games.
03:30At least I don't polish my fingernails.
03:34You take that back!
03:36Fingernails! Fingernails! Fingernails!
03:38You don't even have fingernails.
03:41I cannot believe what I am hearing.
03:45How can you hear it? You don't have ears either.
03:51Holes! Holes!
03:53Conehead!
03:54Yellow!
03:55Pink!
03:59I better get a job as a fry cook and it'll be easy.
04:03Fine!
04:06Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab!
04:10What's that smell in the air?
04:14I smell...
04:15Brighton!
04:19Oh, yeah? Well, I smell...
04:24Pew, he's right.
04:38I love messing things up.
04:45Are you ready to do or die, Krabs?
04:48Always ready, Plankton. Always ready.
04:53Good.
04:54Because today the Chum Bucket is going to kick...
05:02Your carapace!
05:04That's what you think.
05:06But I got me a champion.
05:08SpongeBob!
05:10Sure.
05:12Oh!
05:19Look at him. In his prime.
05:22You ain't got no chance!
05:24That's where you're wrong, Krabs.
05:26For I, too, have a champion.
05:31Ladies and gentlemen!
05:34Turn your attention to the southwest corridor.
05:39Other way!
05:41Imbeciles.
05:43And stop!
05:45Perfect!
05:46Representing the Chum Bucket,
05:49a creature so fearsome, so terrible,
05:53so mind-bendingly large
05:56that those of you with weak constitutions
05:59may want to leave the stadium.
06:02I gotta get out of here!
06:04Too late!
06:05Ready or not, here he comes.
06:08Quake with fear, you mortal fools!
06:11Bow down before the awesome might of...
06:19This huge guy who's carrying the real contestant,
06:22Patrick Star!
06:26Patrick, what are you doing here?
06:28You're not a fry cook.
06:29Oh, yes, I am, Mr. SpongeBob Superior Pants.
06:34Check it out.
06:35I've been working for the Chum Bucket
06:37for almost five minutes.
06:39Well, it doesn't matter anyway,
06:41because you're going to eat my dust.
06:44I'm eating my own dust.
06:46Not if I eat it first.
06:47Yellow.
06:48Pink.
06:50I can't believe it, Mr. Krabs.
06:52I thought Patrick was my friend.
06:55Friend? Not in here, he ain't.
06:58What do you mean?
07:00He's not really your friend.
07:02He's not?
07:03He's plotting your downfall right now.
07:06He is?
07:08He's going to stab you in the back.
07:11He wouldn't.
07:12Of course he would.
07:14Just look at him.
07:16Square.
07:18The shape of evil.
07:20He's making a mockery of your profession.
07:23Are we going to let some pretender
07:25take away what belongs to the Krusty Krab?
07:28No!
07:29Then get mean!
07:30I'm mean!
07:32Get angry!
07:33I'm angry!
07:35Now get out there!
07:37And win that medal!
07:52Our first event,
07:54the Deep-Fried Pole Vault.
07:58Win this one for the Krusty Krab!
08:00For the Krusty Krab!
08:11Win this one because I told you to.
08:14Because you told me to!
08:22Hey, Snicks, get your briskets here!
08:25The next event,
08:26the Chocolate Pie Dive.
08:29Make way for the real fry cook, Patrick.
08:32For his dive,
08:34SpongeBob will be attempting
08:36a full banana fudge pop with two sticks.
08:40And now, absolute silence.
08:45I scream for ice cream!
08:52Perfect entry!
08:54And toasted almonds?
08:56That's unexpected.
08:57He stuck it!
08:59And just look at that even coating!
09:03Top that, Pinky.
09:06Almonds?
09:08Curse him, that's good.
09:11But perhaps a bit too highbrow for this crowd.
09:14He thinks he's better than them!
09:17Better than you!
09:19Better than you!
09:21No!
09:22Now get up there and show him
09:24how the common man prepares his frozen dairy treats!
09:28No!
09:31Patrick will be resurrecting an old favorite,
09:34the single-scoop strawberry cone with a chocolate dip.
09:41Just look at that concentration!
09:44Oh, a little shaky on that entry.
09:46But just look at that form!
09:49Take that, yellow boy!
09:51Laugh while you can, Pinky.
09:53It's not over yet.
09:54That's what you think.
09:56But it's not over yet!
10:02It's not over yet!
10:04With the score tied, we go to our final event,
10:07fun wrestling!
10:09Who will take home the gold?
10:11Mr. Krabs of the Krusty Krab?
10:13Don't forget, he called ye yellow.
10:20Or Plankton of the Chum Bucket?
10:23Don't forget, he called you pink!
10:44No!
11:02Forget the Chum Bucket!
11:04This is personal!
11:06Yeah!
11:14Ah!
11:21No!
11:23My name's not Frank!
11:34I don't like you.
11:36I don't like you more.
11:38I never liked you!
11:40I a thousand times never liked you!
11:42Pink!
11:53Yellow!
11:55Pink?
11:59You do care!
12:07Let's promise never to fight again, buddy.
12:10Yeah, pal. Let's go home.
12:18Hey, where are you going?
12:20Get back here and kill each other!
12:23You're my best friend ever.
12:26You too, Patrick.