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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum. Do you have a complaint with me?
00:03By the way, it shouldn't happen.
00:05I am very innocent.
00:12One girl woke up to drink water at night.
00:14She was so scared to see a witch that she was shivering all week.
00:19Doctor came to check up.
00:21He gave her medicine and said while leaving
00:23to remove the glass in the kitchen.
00:25If she is scared again, it is impossible to save her.
00:29Impossible?
00:34Sir, tell me the meaning of Mahabharat.
00:36Keep your feet on the tail of the snake.
00:38Fourth, stop your wife from going to her mother's house.
00:41Sir, from today onwards you are a monitor of 5th class.
00:44Well done.
00:49If eating salad would have reduced weight
00:51and body would have been smart
00:53then buffalo would have jumped every round.
00:57That's why I am so fat.
01:04Mother-in-law, do you know?
01:05When I was pregnant, whatever I ate
01:08even today my son likes everything.
01:10Daughter-in-law, but you should have at least
01:13avoided the church.
01:19Early in the morning, I am told to wake up
01:23to see what time it is.
01:25Although the family can see the time themselves.
01:28Anyway, I can't even sleep.
01:34By the way, I don't have the habit of
01:36beating around the bush.
01:38Otherwise, I would have told you that
01:40last night I ate 50 lays and drank pop with it.
01:48Baby, my father brought the first radio
01:50in our village to speak for 24 hours.
01:53Husband, don't speak like this about your mother.
01:56You fool.
01:57Oh no, no, no, no, no.
02:01Cat, cat, eat.
02:03I will eat you.
02:05I will hit you in the head
02:07and run away with the 5th grade certificate.
02:10Leave me.
02:13This Humera Ahmed has really
02:15spoiled our minds.
02:18In the novels, these girls are mentioned
02:21Oh no, no, no, no.
02:51The third friend shouted,
02:53Beware, if you touch the food,
02:55I won't go to take an umbrella.
03:03Come on, all of you, answer
03:05yes or no quickly.
03:07Dash, I am not a human, I am a monkey.
03:09Dash, I am crazy.
03:11Dash, I have a cow in my mind.
03:14Dash, I have to go to the mental asylum.
03:16I am trapped.
03:18Note, this question is only for those
03:20people who have not yet subscribed
03:22to my channel.
03:24Okay?
03:25If you would have subscribed to my channel
03:27first, then this question
03:29would have been forgiven for you.
03:31What is happening?
03:37Husband, the gardener was in trouble.
03:39One day he was sitting at home,
03:41his wife came from behind
03:43and put her hand on his shoulder,
03:45taking off the diamond ring from her finger
03:47and giving it to him.
03:48Take this, sell it and fulfill
03:50your needs.
03:51Husband kept quiet for a while
03:53and then started screaming and crying.
03:55Wife said with courage,
03:57You only bought it,
03:59you will get more money,
04:01then buy more.
04:03Husband said while crying,
04:05Crying is not on your face,
04:07crying is on this finger.
04:09This ring is fake, crazy.
04:11Oh no, no, no, no.
04:13Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
04:43A good man is called a liar.
04:45Crazy.
04:50The man who throws a bill from under the gate
04:52is called Bill Gates.
04:54I was sitting outside,
04:56I thought I will share some knowledge with you.
04:58You just don't value my intelligence.
05:00Oh no, no, no, no.
05:06Two friends were very clever.
05:08They had to go to Lahore,
05:10but there was no place to keep their feet in the train.
05:12At night, they shouted
05:14that there is a snake in the buggy.
05:16All the passengers got out of the box
05:18out of fear.
05:20Both friends quickly boarded the train
05:22and slept on the bus.
05:24When they woke up,
05:26there was Kali standing in front of them.
05:28They asked, Brother, have you come to Lahore?
05:30Kali was surprised, Lahore?
05:32Sir, a snake had entered this box at night,
05:34so this box was cut off from the train.
05:36At least their program is right.
05:38Oh no, no, no, no.
05:42Oh no, no, no, no.
06:12After going to Lahore,
06:14the automatic door closes.
06:16The girl said, oh, okay,
06:18then pack it quickly.
06:24Wife, get up, it's morning.
06:26Husband, I can't open my eyes.
06:28Say something to open my eyes.
06:30Wife, the mother
06:32with whom you were busy at night
06:34is my second wife.
06:36Are your eyes open now?
06:38Husband was teaching
06:40his wife English.
06:42Wife, have dinner in the afternoon.
06:44Husband, this is not
06:46dinner but lunch.
06:48Wife, you will be ignorant.
06:50This is leftover food from the night,
06:52so it's dinner.
06:54Oh no, no, no, no.
06:56One chief was tying a rope
06:58to his feet.
07:00Someone asked, what are you doing?
07:02Chief said,
07:04man said,
07:06man said,
07:08man said,
07:10man said,
07:12man said,
07:14man said,
07:16man said,
07:18man said,
07:20man said,
07:22man said,
07:24man said,
07:26man said,
07:28man said,
07:30man said,
07:32man said,
07:34wife, you are
07:36like a thorn.
07:42I really want to
07:44speak to you in English.
07:46Actually, English comes to me
07:48very long. But what to do,
07:50I don't have confidence at all.
07:52Oh no, no, no, no.
07:54Oh no, no, no, no.
07:56Oh no, no, no, no.
07:58One man was driving a car
08:00and went to the army colony at midnight.
08:02The soldiers caught him
08:04and kept him in the colony all night.
08:06And said, no ordinary car can come here.
08:08So, if you do this again,
08:10you will not get your visa.
08:12The next night, the same man
08:14again went to the colony.
08:16The soldiers pointed guns at him
08:18and immediately he got out of the car
08:20and screamed while raising his hands.
08:22I have no fear of death.
08:24You can kill me,
08:26but the woman who is sitting in the car,
08:28for God's sake, make her believe
08:30I stayed with you last night.
08:32I didn't go to any other woman.
08:40I am the speaker of my house
08:42which gets disturbed when it is switched off.
08:44I hope nothing happens to it.
08:46Oh no, no, no, no.
08:48Oh no, no, no, no.
08:50A wife can never be
08:52fully satisfied.
08:54Even if you steal a bank for it,
08:56she will still complain
08:58that why did you steal the UBR?
09:00You should have stolen the MCB as well.