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00:00Karmi apni poori koshish kar rahi hai
00:02Hamari shakle, hamari ID card se milane ki
00:06Kuch sharm hoti hai, kuch haya hoti hai
00:08Lekin mere doston ko kya pata, ki wo kya hoti hai
00:13Asli sharmandigi to us waqt hoti hai
00:15Jab banda gaana gaata hua ghar mein daakhil ho
00:18Aur saamne mehmaan bethe ho
00:20Ho ho ho, mere saath to bahut ti defa hua aisa
00:24Dil karta hai jaanu banalo
00:26Phir sochhti hoon
00:27Itni pyaare zindagi mein azaab laana zaruri hai kya?
00:31Aurte bhi duniya fatah kar sakti hai
00:33Par unko apne suit ke saath matching talwar chahiye
00:37Isse pink bhi chalegi
00:39Mohabbat phir aandi thi, phir usne apna ilaaj karwa diya
00:43Ab mohabbat shakal bhi dekhti hai, aur bank balance bhi
00:49Angrez humse aage nahi ho sakte
00:51Unke paas ek rang ki ladkiya hai
00:53Aur hamare paas do rang ki
00:55Mooh alag, paahun alag
00:59Apne dil ka screen shot lekar to bejo
01:01Hum bhi to dekhe, wahaan kaun kaun rehta hai
01:05Maine suna hai, screen shot ko urdu mein
01:08Aksi kartut siya kehte hai
01:12Sardar Microsoft ke office mein interview ke liye gaya
01:15Interview
01:16Java ke liye koi chaar vision bataye
01:18Sardar
01:19Mar jaawa, mit jaawa, lut jaawa
01:22Main sad ke jaawa
01:24Accha bataye zara, wo kaunsi cheez hai
01:27Jo ammi pehnti hai, magar hum khate hai
01:30Yes ya
01:31Bolo bolo
01:32Duniya ke chaar mushkil kaam
01:35Chooti ko lipstick lagana
01:37Haathi ko god mein bithana
01:39Machhar ko kapde pehnana
01:41Aur bibi ko koi baat samjhana
01:45Ek ladki ne mujhe kaha Sunday ko milenge
01:47Main teen gante Sunday ke paas khada raha
01:50Ye to baad mein pata chala ki
01:53Atwaar ko hi Sunday kehte hai
01:57Moulana sahab bache ka talafuz dust karwa rahe the
02:00Halwa
02:01Ha, halwa
02:03Halak se nikalo halwa
02:05Kitchen mein ise begum boli
02:07Main aur bana deti hu
02:09Bache ke halak se mat nikalwa ye halwa
02:13Duty timing
02:147am se 7pm tak makhiyan
02:18Aur 7pm se 7am tak machhar
02:21Pure
02:24Aaj kal ke relationships
02:25Ladki
02:26Jaanu
02:27Aapne saans liya
02:29Ladka
02:30Ji jaan
02:31Ladki
02:32Aau
02:33Mujhe nahi bataya
02:34Jao
02:35Main nahi bolti
02:39Meri machhar usse appeal hai
02:41Kaatna hai to kaato
02:42Ye kaam ke paas aake pee pee pee pee karne wali kya begarti hai
02:48Aur to ki shopping
02:49Dukhandar kapde dikha dikha kar thak kya
02:52Aurte
02:53Bye aur dikhaye na zara
02:55Dukhandar
02:56Baazi
02:57Inke ilawa kafan hai
02:58Doon kya
03:01Paau par bhi make up kar diya karo
03:03Ye bhi tumhare hi hote hai
03:06Jab aap apni beti ko uski khala ke paas chhod jaye
03:10Pure
03:12Ye hi to hona hai phir
03:14Subah subah mujh masoom ko ye keh kar uthaya jaata hai
03:17Ki time dekho kya ho gaya hai
03:19Halaan ki time ghar wale khud bhi dekh sakte hai
03:23Batao
03:25Ye me bhi ho sakti thi
03:27Lekin
03:28Ammi ne is kapde se sare bhenon ke liye suits banwa liye
03:33Meri bhen meri itni farmabardaar hai
03:36Ki main jo bhi kaam usse kahun
03:38Thodi der baad wo mujhe khud hi karna padta hai
03:44Shadi ka card aaya hai
03:45Invitation card par sabse neeche likha gaya hai
03:48Stay home, stay safe
03:50Kuch samajh nahi aaya hai
03:51Bulaya hai
03:52Ya mana kiya gaya hai
03:56Pachaan
03:57Aaj humara juma ka namaz kaza ho gaya
03:59Dost wo kaise
04:01Pachaan
04:02Hum namaz ke liye khada hua
04:03To imam sahab bola
04:04Apne apne mobile band kar lo
04:06Mera mobile ghar par tha
04:08Hum band kar ke aaya
04:09To Jamaat nikal gaya
04:12Bachwan mein Future Tense padte hua
04:14Socha nahi tha
04:15Ki future itna tense hoga
04:20Humare wale din ko ghar mein
04:22Koi zaafi, light ya pankha on nazar aata hai
04:25To yeh nahi karte ki usse band kar de
04:27Balki poochenge
04:28Kisne on kiya aur kyun kiya
04:30Phir sahi tarah se daatne ke baad
04:32Hum hi se band karwaenge
04:35Galati insaan se hoti hai
04:37Jaise abhi aap se pehla lafz padne me hui hai
04:41Yeh dost machhar ne tumhe kaata
04:43Yeh uska junoon tha
04:45Tumne gharish ki
04:47Yeh tumhara sukoon tha
04:49Tum chahakar bhi usse maar na sakhe
04:51Kyunki uski rahi mein bhi
04:53Tumhara hi khoon tha
04:56Meri amma ji kehti hai
04:57Jaisi weli nikami tum ho
04:59Aise hi weli nikami wo hai
05:01Jinki saath tum sara din lagi rehti ho
05:04Twardi sariyan diwi bejiti hui naal
05:08Bhaiyo aur dosto
05:10Aaj se jaanon ki talaash khatn
05:12Aur jaanwar ki talaash shuru kare
05:14Kyunki paddi idari hai na
05:17Madh aloo ki tarah hota hai
05:19Har sabzi ke saath
05:21Set hone ki koshish karta hai
05:25Doctor ne dawaai likkar di
05:26Aur bola hai kisi bhi store se lelena
05:28Ab mein ek gante se play store me dhund rahi ho
05:31Nahi mil rahi hai
05:34Angrezi seekh lo
05:35Black, pure black
05:37My black is sweet heart
05:39Get out the whiters
05:41Kuch samajh aaya?
05:42Nahi na
05:43School gaye hote to samajh aati na
05:45Iska matlab hai ki
05:46Kala sha kala
05:48Mera kala hai dildar te
05:50Goriyaanu dafa karo
05:52Hon lagi summers English?
05:54Kab seekhenge aap?
05:57Mere hamsaaye ka mobile chori ho gaya hai
05:59Koi mujhe mashwara de
06:01Ki main kitne din baad one kahoon
06:03Ki charger bhi mujhe de do
06:05Daso phir hon
06:07Ek cooler ko do kamro mein share karne ka
06:10Behtreen tariqa
06:12Pas mujhe ye samajh nahi aaya
06:14Itni zaheen com par itna zyada karza
06:16Chad kise gaya
06:18Main biryani bana rahi ho
06:20Patti to daal diye
06:22Ab batao aage kya karna hai?
06:25Ammi, paani ki botne barkar rakto fridge mein
06:28Warna tumhara mobile le lungi
06:30Aur main pura fridge bhi par diya
06:32Baraat aane par ladkiyan dhule ka
06:34Kuch is tarah se dekh rahi hoti hai
06:37Buzark gaadiyon ka ehteraan kare
06:40This nation has no competition