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00:00Promise me that we will live together and die together.
00:04I promise you that we will live together and you will die alone.
00:1412 bananas for 100 rupees.
00:17What are you offering?
00:19100 rupees.
00:20Give me 2 bananas.
00:22What do you mean?
00:23Give me 2 bananas.
00:24Won't you give me less?
00:26No.
00:27Give me less. I won't give you like this.
00:31So guys, this is a water tank.
00:33You must have never seen it.
00:35No, we haven't seen a water tank.
00:37This is an oil tank.
00:47What is it?
00:48Nothing. I was just checking my finger power.
00:54So guys, these are marks.
00:55You must have never seen them.
00:56Marks?
00:58Marks?
01:11Are you married?
01:12No.
01:14Why?
01:15My wife doesn't allow me to get married.
01:21Today I will tell you a lesson.
01:24You should never live with a wrong person.
01:34Hey brother, is it empty?
01:35Come brother, sit.
01:38Come brother, let's play Ludo.
01:44So guys, this is a wheat field.
01:46You must have never seen it.
01:48No, we haven't seen a wheat field.
01:50This is a stadium.
01:54This is a stadium.
01:59The day I sleep, I will change the world.
02:08What happened, brother?
02:09There is no solution to this problem.
02:11So?
02:12So what? It's over for me.
02:18Life?
02:19Yes.
02:21Remember two things.
02:22Okay.
02:23One, I will tell you tomorrow.
02:24One, day after tomorrow.
02:30Hey brother.
02:32I have been seeing you for three months.
02:34You just sit in the shop.
02:36Don't you have any work?
02:42Mom, I want to be a good person in front of you and dad.
02:47What should I do?
02:48Look son.
02:49First of all, you have to wake up early in the morning.
02:51Secondly, you have to take care of your phone.
02:59Mom, I am leaving.
03:00I have an extra class today.
03:02Go.
03:04Wait, what?
03:05Don't you have any doubt?
03:07Today is 14th February.
03:09No.
03:10I have complete faith in your face.
03:17Don't sit like this.
03:18Don't sit like this.
03:19My heart is sinking.
03:20Say something.
03:22Hail Mother India.
03:27Ramza, I wanted to ask you something.
03:29Tell me.
03:30Why do they make the girl wear a veil at the wedding?
03:32So that no one recognizes that she is my girl.
03:38Dad.
03:40I failed in the exam.
03:48Your son has hit my son a lot.
03:51Madam, are you married?
03:53Yes.
03:54But you don't look like it.
03:55You are so smart and beautiful.
03:58Thank you so much.
03:59By the way, what work did you come for?
04:01Your son is very cute.
04:02You and your son have a dinner party today.