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00:00The mosquitoes harassed Sheeda the whole night.
00:03Sheeda lost her mind.
00:04Sheeda drank the poison and said,
00:07Now bite me, you all will die.
00:13The beggar called out in front of the house,
00:16Sister, give me food, I am hungry.
00:18The voice came from inside,
00:19Your sister has gone to her mother's house.
00:21Today your brother-in-law is also hungry.
00:27Wife,
00:27If I was time, how much people would have respected me.
00:31Husband,
00:31Then people would have been scared to see you from a distance.
00:35Wife,
00:35Why that, husband?
00:37People had to say,
00:38Look, our bad time is coming.
00:45The hospital staff was running after a person.
00:48People asked,
00:49What happened?
00:50Doctor,
00:51It has happened four times,
00:52That this guy comes on the pretext of getting a brain operation,
00:56And runs away after getting tinned.
01:03A son was born at a Charsi's house at 3 o'clock in the night.
01:06As soon as he was born, Charsi slapped him.
01:09Wife said angrily,
01:10Does anyone hit children like this?
01:12Charsi said.
01:13He came home at 3 o'clock on the first night.
01:16When he will be young,
01:17At what time will he come?
01:23There was a fight between husband and wife at night.
01:25Wife didn't get up in anger in the morning.
01:27Husband himself made the children have breakfast.
01:30Prepared for school.
01:31Wife kept rolling in bed.
01:33Husband took the children and started leaving for school.
01:36Then the wife got up and said,
01:38Wait, Mr. Chaudhary.
01:40Today is Tuesday.
01:45Sheikh from the shopkeeper,
01:46Toothbrush,
01:47One hair of my brush has broken.
01:50Shopkeeper,
01:51Sheikh sahab,
01:52One hair is broken,
01:53So why are you taking a new brush?
01:55Sheikh said,
01:56The hair that was broken,
01:57It was the last one.
02:02A Sardar was tying a rope in his feet.
02:05Someone asked,
02:05What are you doing?
02:07Sardar,
02:07Suicide,
02:08Man,
02:09That is done by wearing a rope around the neck.
02:11Sardar,
02:12I was doing it by putting it there.
02:14I stopped breathing.
02:20A man was sitting on the grave.
02:23While walking at night,
02:24A passenger asked,
02:25Don't you feel scared?
02:26You are sitting on the grave.
02:28Man,
02:28What is there to be afraid of?
02:30It was hot inside.
02:31So I came out for a while.
02:37Neighbor,
02:38Man,
02:38I hear laughter coming from your house every day.
02:41What is the secret of this happy life?
02:44Man,
02:44My wife throws me shoes every day.
02:48If it hits, she laughs.
02:50If it doesn't hit, I laugh.
02:54Laughter
02:56Teacher,
02:57Who invented I love you?
02:59Pappu,
03:00China did.
03:01Teacher,
03:01How is that?
03:02Pappu,
03:03Because it has no guarantee and no warranty.
03:07If it works till the moon,
03:08If it doesn't work, till the evening.
03:09Laughter
03:13A man took a 500 rupee note and went to the bank.
03:16Cashier said,
03:17This is a fake note.
03:19Man said,
03:20It will be deposited in my account.
03:22What is your problem?
03:23Laughter
03:27Ma'am,
03:28Ma'am, I want a 10-day vacation.
03:30Ma'am,
03:31If you go on a 10-day vacation,
03:33Then who will cook your husband's food?
03:35Who will give him medicine?
03:37Who will wash his clothes?
03:39Who will make his bed?
03:41Ma'am said shyly,
03:42Very lovingly,
03:44Ma'am,
03:45If you allow me,
03:46Can I take my husband with me?
03:48Laughter
03:52While the Sheikh was dying,
03:53Ma'am, where are you?
03:55Ma'am,
03:55With you.
03:56Sheikh,
03:57And where are my children?
03:59Ma'am,
03:59They are also standing with you.
04:01Sheikh,
04:02Then why is the fan of the next room running?
04:05Your father will pay the bill.
04:07Laughter
04:11A mosquito was sitting on the hand of the Chinese in the train.
04:14So he grabbed it and ate it.
04:16Then another mosquito was sitting on the hand of the Pakistani sitting in the barber.
04:20So the Pakistani caught the mosquito and said to the Chinese,
04:24Will you buy it for 50 rupees?
04:26Laughter
04:30Mirasi's son,
04:31Father, I have heard that if you look at your parents, you get a lot of reward.
04:35Father,
04:36Son of a dog,
04:37The way you look secretly,
04:39You get a crime like this.
04:41Laughter
04:45A Sardar got tired of his cat and left it somewhere.
04:49When he came home, the cat had already reached home.
04:52He left the cat somewhere far away and called home and asked,
04:57Has the cat reached home or not?
04:59The wife said it has reached.
05:01Sardar said,
05:02Tell this scoundrel to come and take me.
05:05I have forgotten the way.
05:06Laughter
05:10Fakir,
05:11Give me something to eat.
05:13Sheikh,
05:13Will you eat tomorrow's food?
05:15Fakir,
05:16Yes, I will eat.
05:17Sheikh,
05:18Then my son will come tomorrow.
05:20Laughter
05:24This is the incident of that day when my father beat me a lot.
05:28Something happened that my father sent me to collect the electricity bill.
05:33And I bought a lottery ticket with that money,
05:35In which the car was kept as a reward.
05:38When I reached home and told my father the situation,
05:41I got a lot of beating.
05:42But the next day when everyone woke up in the morning,
05:46Everyone's screams came out when they saw the car standing at the door.
05:50My screams were the loudest.
05:52Because the car belonged to the people of Wabda,
05:54Who came to cut the meter.
05:56And my father beat me again.
05:59Laughter
06:03The Pathan went to steal in a house.
06:05It was written on the safe,
06:06There is no need to break the safe.
06:08Press star 440 and press the red button in front,
06:12The safe will open.
06:14As soon as I pressed the button,
06:15The alarm rang and the police came.
06:17On the way, Pathan said to the owner of the house,
06:20By God, I have lost my trust in humanity today.
06:24Laughter
06:28When I sit alone and listen to the news,
06:30Potatoes have become expensive,
06:32Petrol has become expensive.
06:33When I sit with my father and listen to the news,
06:35The daughter of the rickshaw driver has topped the board.
06:38And then father's one eye on me,
06:40And the other eye on the shoe.
06:42Laughter
06:46Disappointing news,
06:47A 17-year-old young man in Lahore,
06:49On not getting pocket money,
06:51He put a rope in the fan,
06:53He got him down and sold the garbage.
06:55Laughter
06:59Sheikh stopped his new car outside the office.
07:02He had just opened the car door,
07:04It was obvious that a truck hit so hard,
07:07That the door of the car fell far away.
07:10When the police inspector reached,
07:12The man screamed and said,
07:14This is such an expensive car,
07:17I bought this car yesterday,
07:19How much money will be wasted?
07:21No matter how much repair,
07:23But it can't be like before.
07:25The inspector said,
07:27I have not seen a man like you before.
07:29You are worried about the damage to the car,
07:32I am not worried that your whole hand is missing from the wrist.
07:35Sheikh looked at his arm,
07:38And said,
07:40Oh my God,
07:42My watch is also broken.
07:44Laughter
07:47Sheikh asked the maid to decide the salary,
07:51What was the salary you used to work in the house you used to work in?
07:55The maid said,
07:57Sheikh, don't ask,
07:59I used to work only on bread and water.
08:01Sheikh said,
08:03Then you won't do anything with us.
08:05I have heard that it has been decided,
08:07That the maid will fast here on Monday and Friday night.
08:11Laughter
08:15The lock of the room was broken at night.
08:17My wife took the torch and started fixing it with me.
08:21My wife grabbed the torch and got busy opening the lock.
08:25It took a long time, but the lock was not opening.
08:30My wife's hand started touching the seventh sky.
08:33Then she grabbed the torch herself and told me to try.
08:37When I tried, the lock opened immediately.
08:40My wife looked at me and said,
08:43Now I know how to hold the torch.
08:46Laughter