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00:12Today's interesting fact
00:15Punjabi was hitting his wife on the second day of marriage.
00:18Friend, why are you hitting?
00:20Punjabi, he has put a talisman in my tea.
00:24Wife, it was not a talisman, it was a tea bag.
00:30Husband, I have a pain in my chest. Call the ambulance quickly.
00:35Wife, yes I do. Tell me the password of your mobile.
00:39Husband, leave it. Now I am feeling a little better.
00:46Fakir, give one rupee in the name of Allah.
00:48Shopkeeper, Babaji Kalana
00:51Fakir, because of this Kal Kal, I have 8 lakh rupees in this market.
01:00Wife, look, I am 58 years old, but one of your friends praises me a lot.
01:05Husband, will it be Fiaz Bhai?
01:07Wife, yes, how did you know?
01:09Husband, he is a fool.
01:15Wife prayed, put her hand down for prayer and then put it down again.
01:18Yes, but why didn't she pray?
01:21Wife, I was praying that Allah would solve all your problems.
01:25But I thought, where will I die?
01:30When a child is born, his mother's hands touch his head, so the hair starts growing.
01:37And after marriage, the hands of the wife touch the head, so the hair starts falling off.
01:42What a strange cycle.
01:46Women are worth seeing after spending 3,000-4,000 rupees.
01:53Men, once they wash their face with soap, they don't go to the toilet for 4 days.
01:57Happy understanding.
02:00Husband and wife had a fight.
02:04After half a day, the wife came to her husband and said,
02:08it doesn't look good to fight like this.
02:10Let's do one thing, you compromise a little, I'll do a little.
02:13Husband, okay, what do I have to do?
02:16Wife, you apologize to me and I will forgive you.
02:24Sardar started walking back from his friend's house, so it was raining outside.
02:28Friend, stay with me today, it's raining a lot.
02:32Sardar, okay.
02:33When the friend put the bed, he saw that Sardar Sahib was missing.
02:37After an hour, Sardar Sahib came drenched and said,
02:41I went to tell the family that I won't be able to come home today because of the rain.
02:51In the memory of this unfaithfulness, he picked up the jam in his hands,
02:54then put it on the bread and ate it quickly.
02:57Because not all lovers are drunkards, some are even fond of sweets.
03:06Wife, should I take two kilos of potatoes?
03:08Husband, yes, take it.
03:10Wife, I am not asking your opinion.
03:13Tell me, will you peel it?
03:14Should I take this much or less?
03:20Husband gave the right purchase to the wife to eat.
03:23Wife, why didn't you take it for yourself?
03:26Husband, I can stay quiet anyway.
03:33Husband was teaching his wife English in the afternoon.
03:36Take dinner.
03:38Husband, ignorant.
03:39This is not dinner, it's lunch.
03:40Wife, you will be ignorant.
03:43This is the food left over from the night.
03:48A man was whispering loudly in his ear.
03:52Sardar kept looking for a long time and then said,
03:56Oh bro, it won't start like this.
03:58I'll push it.
04:03The wife called her husband and said,
04:05Where are you?
04:06Husband, there has been an accident.
04:08I fell off the bike.
04:09Blood is coming out of my head.
04:11The leg is broken.
04:13Wife, keep the lunch box straight,
04:15otherwise the salad will fall.
04:21Wife, if you look all over the world,
04:22you won't find anyone like me.
04:25Husband, what do you think?
04:27Will I find another wife like you?
04:29This is the limit.
04:35Doctor, how did your three teeth break?
04:37Patient, yes, my wife made roti yesterday.
04:41Doctor, then you should have refused to eat.
04:44Patient, yes, I did that.
04:50Husband, dear, clean it tomorrow.
04:52You must be missing me.
04:54Wife, what was the fight that happened in the morning?
04:57Husband, I got a bad number.
05:04Husband and wife went to the doctor.
05:06Wife came out of the clinic and said,
05:08The doctor has said that travel to different countries
05:10so that it has a good effect on your health.
05:13Husband, is it good to scratch your head?
05:15Wife, now you decide where to go.
05:19Husband, let's go to another doctor.
05:25When a miser started walking with his wife from his in-laws,
05:29his mother-in-law gave Rs. 100 to his son-in-law.
05:32As soon as he reached home, he said to his wife,
05:34Your mother insulted me.
05:36I had taken 150 apples and she gave me Rs. 100.
05:42Hearing this, the wife sat down and said,
05:46Did you go to take me or sell apples?
05:49A man is as fast as a pepper.
05:52But no matter how fast the pepper is,
05:54the woman puts its pickle.
06:00Husband, I am tired.
06:02You always keep saying my house, my car, my, my.
06:06Sometimes say ours too.
06:08What are you looking for in the cupboard now?
06:10Wife, our scarf.
06:19I asked, what is the price of your love?
06:22She smiled and said, iPhone 14 Pro Max.
06:26I said, go sister, may God keep your house prosperous.
06:29We ourselves are spending our lives by putting paper in the battery of Nokia 3310.
06:37Pappu, I see lost donkeys playing football in sleep at night.
06:42Doctor, I give you medicine, eat it.
06:46Pappu, shouldn't I eat it tomorrow?
06:48Doctor, why?
06:49Pappu, today is their final.
06:54In the feast, the wife saw her husband bringing a plate of biryani for the 8th time.
06:58She said, don't you care what people think about you?
07:01The husband replied with great satisfaction,
07:04No wife, you don't worry about it.
07:06Every time I say that I am bringing biryani,
07:09that my wife is asking for it.
07:14Wife, will you fast this year?
07:16Husband, no.
07:18Wife, will you pray?
07:20Husband, it is difficult.
07:22Wife, will you fast?
07:24Husband, it is obvious.
07:26Should I become a disbeliever?
07:33Son-in-law, I am not at all happy with your daughter.
07:37Mother-in-law, it is a matter of fate.
07:39Here, the whole neighborhood was happy with her.
07:42One Sardar fell from the building.
07:44Doctor, he is dead.
07:46Sardar suddenly got up and said,
07:48I am alive.
07:50Second Sardar, you keep lying down.
07:52Do you know more than the doctor?
07:58Doctor, if you had come an hour earlier,
08:00we would have saved him.
08:02Pappu, the accident happened 15 minutes ago.
08:04God damn your doctor.
08:06Pappu, the accident happened 15 minutes ago.
08:08God damn your doctor.
08:14Dantu said to Zuban,
08:16we have to press you a little,
08:18so your screams will come out.
08:20Zuban said,
08:22I have to talk a little,
08:24and you are out of 32.
08:28One Sardar was very sad.
08:30Man, what is the matter?
08:32Why are you sad?
08:34Sardar had given money to a friend
08:36for plastic surgery.
08:38Now he is not going to get it.
08:42A friendly girl went to Sardar's shop
08:44and said,
08:46Do you have Lipton tea?
08:48Sardar was embarrassed.
08:50I don't have it.
08:52If you have it, then wrap it.