Are Mermaids Real (Why Do They Exist)
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00:00So there are a lot of dumb people on the internet and lo and behold one of the most searched questions on the internet is
00:04Are mermaids real? Yeah. Yeah, don't kill yourselves. Okay, you know what I call this I call it's bullshlit. It's a fabrication
00:09Mermaids ain't real stupid. What are you gonna say? It's real next god
00:13Oh my god, look, it's probably one of the millions of other things in the ocean derp dude. That ain't a mermaid
00:17That's just some kid with one leg and that's creepy as hell, but also photoshop
00:21Okay, so that might be real whatever that is that don't make him a mermaid
00:24That just likely makes him a victim of a mom who drank a lot or lived by a nuclear power plant
00:29This is creepy. Yeah, this is super creepy. This is even more creepy. Oh my god, that's creepy
00:36Great photoshop. My question though is okay. We have a black mermaid. All right. All right
00:42That's a little better but are mermaids real no evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found
00:48Why then do they occupy the collective unconsciousness of nearly all seafaring people? I don't know
00:52Why does god occupy the mind of all hell-fearing people? Why does santa occupy the mind of all coal-fearing people?
00:59There are lots of made-up things that people like to pretend as real. This is fake and gay anyway
01:04But really the main reason mermaids exist is because a bunch of guys got stuck at sea and when they're out for long periods of time
01:10Around no women whatsoever
01:12They start fantasizing about fish that somehow evolved into human fish people that could at least get to third base with you
01:18So that's why people think mermaids exist because of horny sailors
01:22You