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00:00Morty, quick! Quick, Morty!
00:02Oh, jeez, Rick! You don't even knock!
00:04There's no time for that, Morty!
00:06We've got to build an intergalactic quantum speculator, Morty!
00:08Come on, jeez, Rick!
00:10The universe is going to get destroyed, Morty!
00:12Come on, Morty! Come on, Morty!
00:14Here we go, Morty!
00:16On the bed, Morty!
00:18I didn't think I was going to lose my virginity like this, Rick!
00:20You don't understand, Morty!
00:22There's a cosmic intergalactic copulator!
00:24We've got to stop, Morty!
00:26We've got to save the entire universe, Morty!
00:28I don't know how we're going to do that, Rick!
00:30I'll explain it to you in a minute, come on!
00:32Come on, Morty!
00:34Come on, Morty!
00:36We've got to get this done, Morty!
00:38Rick, stop!
00:40Rick, you're crazy!
00:42Wow, Morty, I never noticed your butt until now!
00:44Wow, Morty!
00:46Wow, Morty!
00:48I feel really uncomfortable, Rick!
00:50You're not supposed to say that about your grandson!
00:52P.S.
00:54Here's the nozzle!
00:56Here's the nozzle for the adult swim, Morty!
00:58I don't want to do this, Rick!
01:00I just want to go back to my room!
01:02I don't want to see this!
01:04Morty!
01:06Morty!
01:08Morty!
01:10Morty!
01:12Rick!
01:14Morty, just take it to the face, Morty!
01:16I don't like this, Rick!
01:18Please stop!
01:20One more squirt to the face, Morty!
01:22One more squirt to the face, Morty!
01:24Morty, I'm going to take you downstairs.
01:26I just found out the quadric speculator
01:28is achieved through a bathtub, Morty!
01:30Morty, I'm so sorry!
01:32I'm so sorry, Morty!
01:34Just calm down, Morty!
01:36Morty, stop it, Morty!
01:38Calm down, Morty!
01:40We're going to turn on the adult tub,
01:42and we're going to have the adult swim
01:44in the adult tub!
01:46Swim, Morty!
01:48Yes, you're powering the quantum
01:50interstellar speculator!
01:52I'm doing it, right, Rick?
01:54Am I doing it?
01:56Am I powering it?
01:58Oh, my God!
02:00Oh, Rick!
02:02Oh, my!
02:04Oh, Rick!
02:06Oh, geez!
02:08The interquantulum outer speculator
02:10speculum has seemed to transform me, Rick!
02:12It's okay, Morty!
02:14We were supposed to save the universe,
02:16but apparently it's just turned you into a Walmart shopper, Morty!
02:18Rick, you need to fix this!
02:20You need to do something!
02:22I'm going to tell my dad!
02:24It's okay! Grab onto this, Morty!
02:26What am I supposed to do with this, Rick?
02:28You just take this, Morty,
02:30and you press it to your head,
02:32and then common sense
02:34does the rest, Morty!
02:36How are you doing, Madison?
02:38Does that feel better, Morty?
02:40Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!
02:42Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!
02:44Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!