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00:00Woke up today feeling fucking great, smile on my face, what a pretty place
00:04Had a good dream, pants I looked a cream, then I went downstairs, shocked beyond compare
00:09What the fuck is this? No one did the shiz, counters ain't clean, denim up a steam
00:13What the fuck is that? Laundry looking shit, I ain't doing this
00:16Rather suck a dick
00:20Rather suck a dick
00:27Rather suck a dick
00:30Yeah, I'm cleaning up the garage, and I'm cleaning up the front room
00:40And I'm making my bed while wishing I was fucking dead
00:44And I'm washing the dishes, and I'm starting loads of laundry
00:49And God, I pray, please put me out of my fucking misery
00:54Life is just bullshit, nothing matters
00:57All of you want me to clean this, fuck it, I won't clean this
01:02My therapist tells me I have anger problems
01:07But maybe I wouldn't be so angry if I wasn't such a fucking asshole
01:11Rather suck a dick