Onision Begs His Fans Not To Kill Themselves

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Transcript
00:00Hi, today we're gonna look at reasons to not kill ourselves.
00:03Ha ha ha!
00:03Reasons to live.
00:04Snow cones are a reason to live.
00:05Have you heard of high fructose corn syrup?
00:07They will make you fat.
00:08Your favorite band and concert.
00:10I guess so, if you like the smell of pot and being crammed in tiny spaces with a bunch of other people that are gross and don't shower a lot.
00:16Making babies smile.
00:17Okay, you got me. That is a reason to live.
00:19You are not unwanted or unappreciated.
00:21You are very much needed as a part of the world.
00:24You know what's also wanted and appreciated and needed as a part of the world?
00:27CAPITALIZING THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR SENTENCES!
00:30Random cats that greet you when you're walking.
00:32What? Cats are evil.
00:34They're probably just getting a feel of you so they can figure out whether or not they want to follow you.
00:37And eat your brain.
00:38If we took just five minutes to recognize each other's beauty instead of attacking each other for our differences.
00:44Then maybe Hitler wouldn't have killed himself.
00:46He'd be like,
00:46Also, you like my literature?
00:48Maybe I won't put the pizzle in my mouth and blow my brains out then.
00:5246 reasons to stay alive by Christian Avelli.
00:54Oh, you mean the Eeyore of YouTube?
00:55Hey, you guys.
00:56I feel like everybody hates me.
00:59I'm Christian Avelli.
01:01You'll be able to see the Beatles hologram reunion tour.
01:03I guess if I was intensely into the Beatles, that would make sense.
01:05But I'd rather see Tupac.
01:06Oh, look, my video showed up.
01:0710 reasons to reject suicide.
01:09All these other people came up with like 20 plus reasons.
01:11And I only came up with 10.
01:13Wow, that's depressing.
01:14Regardless in all seriousness, I'm not here to fill you full of hot air.
01:17I'm not here to BS you.
01:18I'm not here to yank your chain or fill your head with a bunch of lies.
01:21I really wanted to pull the trigger a few times, but I didn't.
01:24So if you don't have anyone in the world to pull through for,
01:27if you think nobody cares about you,
01:28please at least pull through for yourself.
01:30If you can't do that, pull through for me.
01:32I want you to live.
01:33I want you to keep fighting.