Onision The Chess Champion (What Bullsht Looks Like)
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Transcript
00:00Me being a chess genius, I'm going to go and play chess titans today.
00:03This is going to be an incredibly intense battle.
00:05Alright, motherfucker, you wanna play? Let's play.
00:07I've never been defeated in my entire life, so this should be an exciting experience.
00:10Go ahead. Take it. That's right.
00:13Yeah! Now you're falling into my hands.
00:16Wow, that's really bad what just happened.
00:17Okay, that hurts my feelings.
00:18This may look bad, but I'm a chess champion, so I should be able to pull out this just fine.
00:23Some people tell me, you know,
00:25wow, it looks like you've never played chess in your entire life.
00:28And then I say, well, you know, looks aren't everything.
00:35And sometimes there are people who come out and kick a little ass.
00:41They, out of nowhere, they just really take the show.
00:46And that's what I'm going to do today.
00:47I'm going to look like I'm going to lose, and then no, no, no.
00:52It's going to be a different game.
00:53Well, um, there we go.
00:56Okay, so things are getting pretty tough, but, you know, I still have my queen,
01:00and that's what matters.
01:00Um, okay, so here's the tricky thing.
01:03Uh, if I move up, I'm going to sacrifice my queen.
01:07But that's the great thing about this game is, uh,
01:10it can always come out of the darkest places.
01:12You know, if you really, if you really have the intellect to do it.
01:14Well, you know, no one ever said you can't win an entire game with a king and a pawn.
01:19So let's do that. Let's win this game.
01:21Okay, um, no one ever said you couldn't win a game with just a king.
01:26We're just playing cat and mouse right now.
01:27I'm going to soon be the, the cat.
01:30See, they're, they're chasing me, but I'll get them.
01:34I'll get them. Don't worry.
01:40So baby, take my hand.