I Just Woke Up To Sarah Wishing Cancer On Me (Onision)

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Transcript
00:00Hey guys, in Washington state, you can record phone conversations if you're capturing a
00:24crime.
00:25Harassment is a crime.
00:26Fraud is a crime.
00:27Rape is a crime.
00:31There's a number of things that Sarah has done that is a crime.
00:35She thinks that you won't believe a single thing I say because of my age and gender.
00:38That's her entire position.
00:40She doesn't understand that when you're an adult, you're an adult, you're an adult, you're
00:43an adult.
00:44She thinks that for some reason the entire world is ageist and sexist and that because
00:48of that, she can just do whatever she wants to anyone and no one will believe anyone but
00:51her.
00:52So because I captured Sarah's admissions because she is a criminal, I can finally present to
00:58you one of the many conversations that we had in the past, which she is probably going
01:02to crap herself realizing that when she called me at 6am, she was in fact recorded.
01:07Oh boy.
01:08Um, this is what I've been going through and this is the person that you guys supported
01:12and believed instead of me.
01:14Why are you laughing?
01:26You you were an adult, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, you're an adult.
01:30You can't say that.
01:38You just said that you were a teenager and I was 40.
01:44I'm not 40 now, almost 40 years old and you're still talking about shit that happened with
01:53a teenage girl five years ago.
01:57Did you?
01:58Yes.
01:59Because you're suing me, Sarah.
02:00Are you suing the therapy?
02:01Because if you're not, you need to.
02:02Well after the trauma you put us through, I went through therapy, yeah.
02:06But guess what?
02:12Guess what, Sarah?
02:14What?
02:15You apologized for raping us twice.
02:17You cannot get around that.
02:18You've said sorry for raping us two times.
02:21Dude, it was sarcastic.
02:42How do you apologize?
03:01How do you apologize for raping someone sarcastically, Sarah, right after they dumped you?
03:05Because it was so ridiculous, the notion that I could have even been capable of raping you.
03:13Because I was so stupid and you were so stupid.
03:30Didn't you have like 50 pounds on you, bitch?
03:32Did you or did you not say that you could destroy our lives if you wanted to?
03:36What?
03:38You said you could destroy us if you wanted to.
03:41You said it to Luke, and you said it to me.
04:11And Luke would make those jokes to me too.
04:18Luke would make those jokes to me too.
04:19He literally would tell me, you know so much about me, like, you know, it's a good thing
04:24that you would never like, you know, if we ever got in a fight, I'm fucked or whatever.
04:28Like Luke would make those jokes to me too, so I don't know what the fuck you're trying
04:31to do with that.
04:41I called you because I want you to leave me alone.
05:02Sarah, you're suing me.
05:05I don't know anything about that.
05:08Then back out of it because when you sue someone, they're going to defend themselves.
05:14Then stop suing people.
05:28You are suing me for $5 million.
05:31You should probably contact your lawyer and stop suing me if you want me to stop defending
05:35myself.
05:39You have no defense.
05:41I have what?
05:42If your defense is that I raped you, you have no defense.
05:46Like, your defense is a lie.
05:49Okay, so you do know that you're suing me.
05:55And you do, you do understand it's, it's myself as a witness.
05:59Everybody here is a witness.
06:01Multiple people against you.
06:03Numerous texts.
06:04And your defense is, like, you just admitted to me that you apologized for raping me.
06:09And your defense is, I was joking.
06:13It was sarcastic because it was so ridiculous to me that you would ever even say that.
06:20You, so you admit that you apologized for raping me.
06:23That's the thing.
06:24You can't say, oh, I was joking.
06:26Nobody jokes about-
06:27I never apologized, dude.
06:33There's a difference between an apology and being like, oh, wow, sorry, I fucking killed
06:39your dog when you didn't kill someone.
06:42Like, if you want to get into analogies, I know you love those.
06:45So, so if your brain, if your brain functions normally and you do-
06:50Yours doesn't.
06:51Yeah, I get it.
06:52You like gaslighting me.
06:53But if you-
06:54Yeah, yeah.
06:55Gaslighting, bruh.
06:56You're such an old fucking fart.
07:01Okay.
07:02Dude, leave me alone.
07:03You are so old and disgusting and I hope that the skin cancer comes back and eats your dick
07:12off.
07:13Like, I'm God.
07:14Okay.