Blaubär & Blöd (u.a. Käpt'n Blaubär, der Möglichmacher - Die erste Landung auf dem Mond)
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00:00Hello, hello, hello, hello!
00:05Welcome to blue and stupid.
00:07I'll ask you a quiz question right at the beginning.
00:10What is blue?
00:11Has a captain's hat on his head and looks dazzling.
00:15Yes, exactly, that's me.
00:19And now to my team.
00:20They are completely crazy again today.
00:23For example, the flute as a practical snack can for on the go.
00:31In addition, the fairy tale as a pirate of the South Sea.
00:37Yes, to the end.
00:38Yes, with the gold ducats.
00:40Oha, dangerous.
00:42Yes.
00:43In addition, you see Hein Blöd with his piano-playing parrot.
00:50Yes, you think.
00:52Damn, that's nasty.
00:56So, now it's over with the mouth.
00:59The performance show is over.
01:00Over?
01:01You pull up now and throw the bag away.
01:03And then it starts with our show.
01:05Now it starts, now it starts.
01:08So then, 17.
01:10Now it starts, now it starts, now it starts.
01:18Alarm.
01:19What's going on, grandpa?
01:22Now.
01:24Fast, fast.
01:26Okay, now.
01:27Exactly.
01:35The possible maker.
01:37Captain Blueberry does everything.
01:41Hello, nice to see you again.
01:44Here, do you know this photo?
01:47That's me on the summit of the incredibly steep Stylehorn in the Alps.
01:52Yes, I am the first person who has climbed this mountain.
01:56The others take this cable car.
02:00These soft eggs.
02:05Ah, an e-mail.
02:10Let's see.
02:11Hello, Captain.
02:12You're giving me a hard time again.
02:14But I bet you and your team won't be able to play the first landing of astronauts on the moon in two minutes.
02:21Greetings to Lina from Völklingen.
02:23Ridiculous.
02:24It's been a few decades, but we can do it.
02:33Alarm.
02:34Everyone to me.
02:35Ready to end.
02:39Can't you get along without me?
02:42Grandpa, where's the shoe?
02:45What is it?
02:46Exactly.
02:47Quiet.
02:48You only have two minutes to recreate the first landing on the moon.
02:52Go now.
02:53Go.
02:54This way.
03:07No, not my goldfish.
03:09But it only comes into the bathtub for half an hour.
03:12I need the goldfish glass.
03:14No.
03:16Come on.
03:21The paint.
03:22Yes, we'll take it.
03:23Hey, that's cool.
03:28Oh, Karin, please.
03:30No.
03:31Not my dry hood.
03:33No.
03:34I only need it for a moment.
03:37By the way, look what's splashing in your bathtub.
03:46Damn.
03:47Time is running out.
03:49If only I could hold the clock.
03:53That could work.
03:58Oops.
03:59The battery suddenly fell out.
04:02Now it's standing for a while.
04:07How long?
04:10Grandpa, what are you doing?
04:13I...
04:15Nothing. Why?
04:19Damn.
04:20Great.
04:26Wow.
04:30Tell me, was the space capsule Apollo 11 or 12 back then?
04:35I think 11.
04:36Okay.
04:43Hello.
04:44This is Apollo 11's living station.
04:47Can you hear us?
04:52That's not working.
04:54Maybe you're batteries from our walkie-talkies.
04:57Hey, where are my white pajamas?
05:01Do you think you can take everything from me?
05:05Come on, Heim.
05:06Time is running out.
05:08Yes, all right.
05:10Hello, Apollo. Can you hear us?
05:14Heim, it's you, Apollo.
05:16We are the living station.
05:18You go down the ladder and enter the moon as the first person.
05:22Do you understand?
05:24Yes, yes, all right.
05:26And where do I start?
05:28Well, you say the famous sentence.
05:31It's just a small step for a man,
05:34but a big one for mankind.
05:37Yes, all right.
05:39So...
05:41Hello, mankind.
05:43I'm going to make a big sentence now.
05:46But just a small step.
05:48For all.
05:49What?
05:50Or something like that.
05:52There.
05:57Oh, God.
05:58Ground control here.
06:00The first person is on the moon.
06:02Just a small step for a man,
06:05but a big one for mankind.
06:09But...
06:10We did it!
06:12Yeah!
06:13Great!
06:14We did it!
06:15Yeah!
06:16We did it!
06:17Well, who said it?
06:19Oh.
06:20Aha.
06:21An e-mail.
06:23Ah, an e-mail.
06:25That's going to be Selina from Völklingen again.
06:30Attention, everyone.
06:31You did the moon landing really well.
06:34But next time you'll get another task
06:37and you won't be able to do it.
06:39What?
06:40We'll see about that.
06:42Captain Bluebeard makes everything possible.
06:45Yeah.
06:50And now it's time again
06:52to give every animal its treat.
07:35Harry Potter
07:56Harry Potter
07:58Soon you'll be mine
08:02Come on, come on.
08:06And your last breath has struck.
08:14Hello.
08:18Hello.
08:20Are you here?
08:22There he is.
08:32Uh.
08:34Hello.
08:35Voldemort?
08:37Are you here?
08:40Voldemort?
08:43Uh.
08:50Harry Potter.
08:53There you are.
08:55Would you like something to drink?
08:57Apple juice maybe?
08:59Listen, you're usually not so nice.
09:02Didn't you want to kill me yesterday?
09:05I still want it.
09:09But no, that was a misunderstanding.
09:13Maybe you should take a look around.
09:17While I prepare your drink
09:20with this snake poison
09:22I'll turn Potter's apple peel
09:25into the apple peel of death.
09:30You're nice here, Voldemort.
09:36Do you want me to wipe you dry?
09:39Here, Potter, drink.
09:42Thank you, Voldemort. It looks delicious.
09:45Why don't you drink?
09:47Oh, is there something on the window?
09:49How dare someone disturb me now?
09:53He thinks I'm stupid.
09:55I'll throw the brew away.
10:00Tch.
10:04Huh?
10:06Oh, ha.
10:08It's nothing, Potter.
10:10Tch, it was nothing after all.
10:13He he he.
10:17Good.
10:19He he he.
10:21Good.
10:22So, what's next?
10:24That's not possible.
10:26That stuff must be poisonous.
10:32Tell me, Voldemort, what's behind that door?
10:35Just look at it, Potter.
10:37Hm?
10:38He he he.
10:40It's a knockout door.
10:42It gives Potter the rest.
10:44When he rings the doorbell,
10:46the door opens quickly and pushes him against the wall.
10:50I'll ring the doorbell.
10:52Just listen, Potter. Just listen.
10:55So.
10:59Hm.
11:02Hm.
11:04Oh, wait a minute.
11:09Tch.
11:11Uh, it doesn't work.
11:13Uh, it doesn't work.
11:15Uh, it's broken.
11:17Hey, is that a script?
11:19Oh, stop.
11:21No.
11:23Of course it's a script.
11:25You go there and push it and nothing happens.
11:28I did, Captain.
11:30I know.
11:32And then Voldemort comes and says...
11:34That can't be. Leave me alone, Potter.
11:36Yes, and then he pushes it.
11:39And in that moment...
11:41Ah!
11:43Well, Captain, is everything all right?
11:47Yes, yes, all right.
11:50When he rings the doorbell again,
11:52the door closes.
11:54Let's try again.
11:56Voldemort knocks Potter into the door trap.
12:00Harry Potter 2, Grausiges Grauen.
12:02Take 3, take 2.
12:05Oh, stop.
12:07Action.
12:10I'll ring the doorbell.
12:12Just listen, Potter. Just listen.
12:15Hm.
12:20Mm-mm.
12:24So.
12:26Uh.
12:28It doesn't work.
12:30That can't be.
12:32Leave me alone, Potter.
12:35Heh.
12:37Uh, is something wrong?
12:39Uh, actually, uh...
12:41Cut!
12:43Yeah, hocus-pocus, three times.
12:45What's wrong with this damn door?
12:47You probably didn't press it right.
12:49Yes, we did.
12:51So, now leave me alone.
12:53You have to press it really hard.
12:56Zap!
12:58Huh?
13:00Great, Captain, the door works again.
13:03Heh, heh, heh, heh.
13:05Oh, my head.
13:07I need something to drink.
13:09Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
13:11Ah.
13:13Hm.
13:15Oh, oh.
13:22So.
13:24Hm.
13:36Ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:38Oh.
13:46Oh.
13:50Oh.
13:56Oh.
14:00Oh.
14:03Oh.
14:07Oh.
14:09Oh.
14:11Oh.
14:13Oh.
14:15Oh.
14:21Hm.
14:37Ah, Mr. Goodman.
14:39We have your test results.
14:42Hm.
14:46Hm.
14:52Oh.
15:06Hm.
15:11Hm.
15:27Hm?
15:29Huh?
15:31Oh.
15:33Oh.
15:35Heh, heh.
15:37Heh, heh.
15:39Huh?
15:41Hm.
15:59Hm.
16:01Hm.
16:03Hm.
16:05Hm.
16:08Hm?
16:13Hmm.
16:15Hm.
16:17Hm.
16:19Hmm.
16:21Hm.
16:23Hmm.
16:25Hmm.
16:28Hmm.
16:30Hmm.
16:32Hmm.
16:34Hmm.
16:36But he's the fastest at turning off the light.
16:38And we're the fastest.
16:40Yes.
16:41My dear, I'm coming with you.
16:44Okay.
16:45So, here we go.
16:46Undercover in the corridor is the light switch.
16:48Yes.
16:49And then we'll see, won't we?
16:53On your marks.
16:54Yes.
16:55Ready.
16:56Go.
16:57Yes.
16:58Yippee.
17:00Let's go.
17:01Yahoo.
17:02Let's go.
17:06They're just supposed to run.
17:08I'll win anyway.
17:11Could be slippery.
17:17This time we're faster than Opie.
17:19Hooray.
17:20But still, speed up.
17:28What's going on here?
17:30What?
17:31It's slippery here.
17:32Someone spilled lube.
17:35Ouch.
17:39Oh no.
17:44I'm sorry if it's a little slippery here.
17:48I'll turn off the light, won't I?
17:51Bye.
17:52See you next week.
17:58Wild Schurke.
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