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00:01:00When you're a kid, you don't think about consequences.
00:01:21You're invincible, without pain.
00:01:27There's something about the summer, the promise that anything can happen.
00:01:32And in my case, it did.
00:01:51You got enough books there, Dougie?
00:01:53What?
00:01:55I said, you think you packed enough books there?
00:01:58You gotta get some sons, and some girls.
00:02:01Good, thanks. You want to be my social directors all summer?
00:02:04Yes.
00:02:05Something like that.
00:02:06Thanks, Mom.
00:02:07Yeah, you gotta live a little, Dougie.
00:02:09You got the rest of your life to be responsible.
00:02:11Ahoy, buck, for urgent work matters!
00:02:20Don't worry, I've already done some preliminary scouting,
00:02:23and I've gotta say, the talent down here this summer, it's ridiculous.
00:02:27Ridiculous.
00:02:28Yeah, it looks that way.
00:02:29You just gotta dive in.
00:02:30Dive in.
00:02:32Man, look, okay, say you get turned down nine out of ten times,
00:02:36do the math, you're still getting laid every week and a half.
00:02:39So, to get to the ten, you just gotta hurry up and get through our nine days.
00:02:44Hey.
00:02:48Here's one.
00:02:49The odds don't actually work that way, Carson.
00:02:52Hey, don't be gotcha about serious circuit resistance in physics.
00:02:57Who doesn't know that?
00:02:58I mean, girls weren't having sex with Doug.
00:03:01That's fair.
00:03:03Come here, baby.
00:03:05Hey.
00:03:06Maybe I shouldn't.
00:03:08Maybe I shouldn't have.
00:03:10Now who wants to hear some real music?
00:03:16Come on, Jack, I just want a dollar in there!
00:03:19Come on, Jack!
00:03:22Hey, y'all ought to be giving me some applause.
00:03:25I could be down there arresting underage drinkers.
00:03:29That's more like it.
00:03:30Boo!
00:03:32New sheriff!
00:03:33Hey, Gordon, so nice of you to offer two parking tickets to go away.
00:03:41You, uh, throw in the third, you got yourself a deal.
00:03:48All right!
00:03:49Come on, folks, look!
00:03:50Drink's on me!
00:03:51Let's go!
00:03:52Got a whiskey, Gordon.
00:03:53One, two, three.
00:03:54We gonna be on fire tonight.
00:03:58On fire tonight.
00:04:02Tearing down the walls.
00:04:04I hate to think about it.
00:04:06Mm-hmm.
00:04:08The sun has officially commenced.
00:04:19Oh, my God.
00:04:50Oh, my God.
00:04:52Oh, my God.
00:04:58I'm very fortunate this property's big.
00:05:02They built their cozy side.
00:05:05Oh, my God.
00:05:06Oh, my God.
00:05:08Oh, my God.
00:05:10Oh, my God.
00:05:12Oh, my God.
00:05:14Oh, my God.
00:05:18All friends are worth the stain of the eye.
00:05:25It's great.
00:05:26Watch your step.
00:05:29Real entertainer's delight.
00:05:32Great flood.
00:05:34Open kitchen.
00:05:37And the views to die for.
00:05:40You're humping the wrong leg.
00:05:43Oh.
00:05:46You've got lake access.
00:05:48Private pier.
00:05:49You'd be hard-pressed to find anything more peaceful.
00:06:03More.
00:06:04Coming.
00:06:26Shall we, uh, take care of a little paperwork?
00:06:28Absolutely.
00:06:32Okay.
00:06:53It's just like your stupid molecular math books, man.
00:06:57There's a formula.
00:06:58You got to engage, and then you ignore.
00:07:00They come right to you.
00:07:01Watch out.
00:07:03Yeah, I've tried.
00:07:04That doesn't work for me, buddy.
00:07:05Is that the rudder?
00:07:07Mucho.
00:07:09Right here?
00:07:10Mm-hmm.
00:07:13This thing's going to be worn out.
00:07:16Yeah, come with me half a mile up the lake.
00:07:18We're going to use screens.
00:07:20Screens of pleasure, my friend.
00:07:22Screens of pleasure.
00:07:24I'm going to store some reserve beers in here in case you need them.
00:07:30Females.
00:07:35All right.
00:07:38I'm going to make sure that you have a really great summer, Doug.
00:07:41Okay?
00:07:43Suck it back.
00:07:51Oh, hey, Dougie!
00:07:52Dougie!
00:07:53Over here!
00:07:55Hey.
00:07:56Hey.
00:07:57What's going on?
00:07:58Not much.
00:08:00This is Mr. Harper.
00:08:01He's our new neighbor.
00:08:02He's from Raleigh.
00:08:03By way of New York.
00:08:05Oh, really?
00:08:06Dougie's looking at New York for college.
00:08:08Columbia is actually on his short list.
00:08:10Wow.
00:08:11I didn't have the grades for Columbia.
00:08:13Well, where did you go?
00:08:16To work.
00:08:18Well, looks like that panned out okay for you.
00:08:20Hey, I'm Elliot.
00:08:21Dougie, is it?
00:08:22Doug's better.
00:08:24Your dad says you know a thing or two about sailboats.
00:08:27Yeah.
00:08:28Just picked up a diamond in the rough, let it get pretty ragged.
00:08:31I'm having the mast lined out at the boatyard right now.
00:08:34It's a hell of a project.
00:08:35I'm not that mind.
00:08:37I always like finding the diamond in the rough.
00:08:39Shine it up.
00:08:41Needs a lot of work.
00:08:43It's a 1983.
00:08:45Yeah, the rudder shaft and the bearings are usually the first thing to go on those.
00:08:49He and his grandpa could take apart a ninja block blindfolded.
00:08:53Somehow that talent skipped a generation.
00:08:56Well, how about you come over tomorrow and take a look at it?
00:08:59Maybe they'll hire you.
00:09:01Great.
00:09:02Better than mowing lawns.
00:09:04It'd be good.
00:09:26All right.
00:09:57Not bad, huh, Doug?
00:10:00Did you check her out?
00:10:04The boat.
00:10:05What do you think?
00:10:07Oh, um, the rudder looks good, actually.
00:10:11The bearings are kind of rusty.
00:10:13I haven't checked out the engine yet, but it's mostly just cosmetic.
00:10:16I mean, top coat.
00:10:18I don't know.
00:10:19I don't know.
00:10:20I don't know.
00:10:21I haven't checked out the engine yet, but it's mostly just cosmetic.
00:10:24I mean, top coat.
00:10:26I don't know.
00:10:30Well, what do you say we tag-team her?
00:10:32You make her look good, and I'll fiddle with the rudder.
00:10:35If you need me, I'll be at the San Francisco Reds.
00:10:40Try not to need me.
00:10:43So, how's ten bucks an hour sound?
00:10:48Fourteen sounds better.
00:10:52Or twelve. Twelve quarter, too.
00:10:55Either way.
00:11:01I would have paid you twenty.
00:11:21I would have paid you twenty.
00:11:52All right, we got it.
00:11:54See you later.
00:11:59Good for this lot.
00:12:01Well, I just rented a slip here.
00:12:04Well, there should be no problem for me to confirm your ID.
00:12:12Just doing my job here.
00:12:17Sorry. I cast a bit of a joke around here.
00:12:20Takes this job a little too seriously.
00:12:22Hey, I tell you what. I prefer that over lazy.
00:12:27Just have it for me.
00:12:32As the captain of the Lake Lua Marine Security Detail,
00:12:35I'd like to welcome you to the waterfront, sir.
00:12:38Thank you, Captain.
00:12:44All right.
00:12:50Can I ask you a question?
00:12:52Yeah.
00:12:55How'd you get all this?
00:12:57What?
00:12:59I don't know. The house. The Jag.
00:13:02The wife.
00:13:05Money and good looks.
00:13:07Come on.
00:13:09You know, it's simple. It all comes down to risk.
00:13:13When other investors don't have the stones to buy, say,
00:13:16I don't know, a high-risk property or a company,
00:13:21I do.
00:13:24That's when you gotta step up.
00:13:27You know what I mean?
00:13:46Come on.
00:14:11Can you please just take care of it?
00:14:17There we go.
00:14:20What, you're just gonna let it go?
00:14:23Well, I wasn't planning on prosecuting.
00:14:31Dad.
00:14:33I'm gonna fix this.
00:14:38Yeah, I think I jammed it.
00:14:42Elliot's gonna kill me.
00:14:44Elliot's gonna kill me.
00:14:47Push in.
00:14:50You got a lot of experience with that.
00:14:55You're a lifesaver. Good thing you're next door.
00:15:00Yeah. Glad to be there.
00:15:04All right. Friggin' spider.
00:15:07Yeah, by the end, she was practically sitting in my lap.
00:15:10Exactly. She was in here the other night.
00:15:13But that husband of hers,
00:15:15he seems a little loose around the pegs.
00:15:17Why, what'd he do?
00:15:19Gave Dunny a death glare just for talking to her.
00:15:21Freaked him out.
00:15:23He's huge.
00:15:24Yeah, man.
00:15:26But this guy looks like he would hit a child.
00:15:28I'm just saying, hey, sex star of life.
00:15:31She's giving you a lap dance.
00:15:34I don't know.
00:15:35Oh, you got such a pretty smile.
00:15:37He's not gonna look like that when he's done with you.
00:15:44Hey.
00:15:49Hey.
00:15:51I didn't want to wake your parents.
00:15:54It occurred to me, I don't think we met all the way.
00:15:57You're Doug, right?
00:15:59Yeah.
00:16:00I'm Lena.
00:16:02You'll never guess what happened.
00:16:04The spider came back. The big spider.
00:16:07I don't know.
00:16:09The spider came back. The big spider.
00:16:14Give me a hand?
00:16:16Yeah.
00:16:22Would you mind keeping this between us?
00:16:24Uh, sure. Why?
00:16:26Elliot warned me I wouldn't be able to take care of myself
00:16:28out here this summer.
00:16:30I hate when he thinks he's right.
00:16:32Well, is he right?
00:16:33Not if I have you to look after me.
00:16:36Oh.
00:16:37It'll be our secret.
00:16:39This way.
00:16:41There's no window we can break.
00:16:43But there's gotta be an open one around here somewhere.
00:16:45I checked.
00:16:49How about it?
00:16:51It's gonna look like you just break your window.
00:16:53It'll look like...
00:17:08Pretty short.
00:17:10Yeah.
00:17:12Quick!
00:17:25Hey.
00:17:26Oh, no.
00:17:27You're bleeding.
00:17:29Your mouth will rubble.
00:17:30Oh, no. It's no big deal.
00:17:31Well, I'm not sending you home like this.
00:17:33There's a first aid kit in the kitchen.
00:17:35Oh, sure.
00:17:41Thanks.
00:17:43It's research.
00:17:45He's looking to invest in a microbrewery.
00:17:48Me, I don't want to think about how profitable a beer is.
00:17:52I just want to taste it.
00:17:55So it's here somewhere.
00:17:57He bought it with all this new stuff for the boat.
00:18:01Project of the week.
00:18:05He doesn't stay interested long?
00:18:07Oh, we've been out here 12 days, and he's been gone.
00:18:11None of them.
00:18:13We even missed our anniversary.
00:18:17Let's see what we got.
00:18:19It's always good to hear.
00:18:35I think you'll live.
00:18:58I'm sorry. That was bad.
00:19:00Try again.
00:19:02But better.
00:19:26You didn't want to do that.
00:19:32And you don't want to do this?
00:20:02Oh, my God.
00:20:32Hey.
00:20:41I think we should probably go.
00:20:46Did I do something wrong?
00:20:51Look where you are.
00:20:54I'd say this is pretty wrong.
00:20:57But no.
00:20:59You were good.
00:21:01I was?
00:21:04Wait, I answered twice.
00:21:06But seriously, this was your first time?
00:21:08Just now?
00:21:10No, the kitchen was my first time.
00:21:12And then the stairs.
00:21:14And then here, so technically it's my third time.
00:21:19You're very technical, Doug Martin.
00:21:23You can't tell anybody about this.
00:21:26You know that, right?
00:21:28I don't.
00:21:52So...
00:21:54You must be pumped from last night.
00:21:56What the hell were you watching anyway?
00:21:59I don't know.
00:22:01I was just...
00:22:03I was just...
00:22:05I was just...
00:22:07I was just...
00:22:09I was just...
00:22:11I was just...
00:22:13I was just...
00:22:15I was just...
00:22:17I was just...
00:22:19I was just...
00:22:22Skinamax, you porn, poopsiedonkey.com.
00:22:26What are you talking about?
00:22:28You butt-dialed me last night.
00:22:30Right.
00:22:32Well, why would you settle for that when you could have the real thing?
00:22:35Look, Emma Shalloway and Jenny Davis.
00:22:38Aw, look at that smile.
00:22:40She wants the virginity.
00:22:42No, I'm kidding.
00:22:44Good.
00:22:46Good?
00:22:48What, are you kidding me?
00:22:50This is ridiculous.
00:22:52This is the sound of desperation.
00:22:54Yeah, desperation.
00:23:07Oh, my God.
00:23:08Please don't go on Viagra commercial on me.
00:23:10Oh, Dougie.
00:23:21Dougie.
00:23:32Don't forget to tip the help.
00:23:35Oh, my God.
00:23:48My husband sent me to see how you're coming along with the boat.
00:23:55Shut that, would you?
00:23:57Yeah.
00:24:05I thought about you all week.
00:24:07Me? Not at all.
00:24:13It must be amazing to know how to sail.
00:24:18My grandfather taught me.
00:24:20When I was little, he told me about this kid, Robin Lee Graham.
00:24:25Sailed all around the world all by himself.
00:24:28Left when he was 16, didn't come back for, like, five years.
00:24:31When did we set sail?
00:24:34I don't know.
00:24:36It's true.
00:24:40I've always dreamed of just disappearing.
00:24:45You just take off, relax, throw caution to the wind.
00:24:50That's not my specialty.
00:24:54Trust me, it's easy.
00:24:58You just leave everything behind.
00:25:04Okay.
00:25:19Mm-hmm.
00:25:33Mm-hmm.
00:25:59Rita, come on.
00:26:01The feeling about tonight, you know,
00:26:03that's what's incredible about you, Carson.
00:26:05You always have a good feeling.
00:26:07You are undeterrable.
00:26:10Thank you.
00:26:25Ellie.
00:26:31Ellie.
00:26:35Oh, yeah.
00:27:02All right, now. I can't wait.
00:27:04Crazy, Ellie. It's right out front.
00:27:28Lena.
00:27:30Shh.
00:27:42Don't move.
00:28:00Don't move.
00:28:08Lena.
00:28:12Oh, there you are. Hurry and finish up.
00:28:14I'm gonna grab a smoke.
00:28:15I'm done. Let's just get home.
00:28:18Come on.
00:28:29Hey, I need a word immediately.
00:28:32Doug, get down here.
00:28:43This hasn't been caulked thoroughly.
00:28:47Easy, Doug. Anything worth doing is worth doing all the way.
00:28:51You're right. I'm sorry.
00:28:56I gotta go out of town again tonight.
00:28:58I'm working on a deal for a microbrewery.
00:29:01You travel a lot.
00:29:06You know, I'm giving you a hard time, Dougie.
00:29:10You're not like these kids down here,
00:29:13just cruising through town, partying.
00:29:15I like that. You take things seriously.
00:29:18I think I give you a hard time because you remind me of me.
00:29:22You get in the head.
00:29:24Takes, uh, sweat.
00:29:26You get there, and you think you got somebody to share it with.
00:29:29You get some respect, some appreciation.
00:29:33Well, maybe you have to treat someone rightfully.
00:29:37Well, maybe you have to treat someone right for them to appreciate you.
00:29:47Fix the floor, Dougie.
00:30:00Who wants Oreos?
00:30:03Ah!
00:30:05What's all this?
00:30:07It's a bed picnic.
00:30:13Why do you look so sad?
00:30:19I don't know.
00:30:21I can't help but feel like...
00:30:24like I'm stealing away your youth.
00:30:27Are you kidding me? It's the best youth ever.
00:30:33Mm.
00:30:40Mm-hmm.
00:30:42Oh. Mm.
00:30:44What's this?
00:30:46Yeah, when you're young, you don't realize the permanence of your decisions.
00:30:50First love.
00:30:53They're pretty dumb, I know,
00:30:56because, of course, it winds up being not half a heart, but a broken heart.
00:31:03Thank you.
00:31:15There we go.
00:31:17Maybe I'll get a second chance.
00:31:21Maybe.
00:31:32For you.
00:31:34What's this?
00:31:36Their prepays keep it hidden.
00:31:38You have no idea what he's capable of.
00:31:49You're it.
00:31:51Where are you going?
00:31:53I need more fuel.
00:31:55Don't forget it.
00:31:58Mm.
00:32:00Yes!
00:32:01Oh, my God. I'm gonna have to restock before Elliot gets home.
00:32:10Mm.
00:32:16Gardner.
00:32:28Mm.
00:32:40Hey, you didn't sound the log last time.
00:32:43Yeah.
00:32:47Thanks.
00:32:52I'll leave you two boys to your joyride.
00:32:55Why don't you join us? I'm sure Doug wouldn't mind.
00:33:05Everything seems okay, right?
00:33:07Yeah.
00:33:09Aw, hell.
00:33:15How'd that get loose?
00:33:16Well, you must have untied the line, then.
00:33:18No, I did not.
00:33:22I'm sorry.
00:33:29Oh, so old Doug over here was giving me advice on women the other day.
00:33:34Is that right?
00:33:36Yeah. Do you even have a girlfriend, Doug?
00:33:39Yeah, I guess.
00:33:41What?
00:33:42Says he's a real prick, Doug.
00:33:44He hasn't had the chance to break it off with him yet.
00:33:46Boyfriend-breaker? Yeah, all right.
00:33:52Come on.
00:34:00How do you know she's not leading you on?
00:34:02Elliot.
00:34:03What? He's a grown man.
00:34:05Capable of getting grown man advice.
00:34:08Isn't that right, Dougie?
00:34:10Guess so.
00:34:12There you go guessing again.
00:34:15So is this one special, this girl?
00:34:19I'm in love with her.
00:34:21Oh, careful.
00:34:23Love will cost...
00:34:24Stump and exhaust.
00:34:25What the hell? You said it was pristine.
00:34:27Well, you don't know till you get it out in the open water.
00:34:29This is your work we're choking on.
00:34:32You might want to be careful with that.
00:34:36What did you just say to me?
00:34:38I meant the cigarette.
00:34:40With the fuel and everything.
00:34:49Come on.
00:35:00You okay?
00:35:02Ow!
00:35:04I hate him.
00:35:06He's taking me back to Raleigh tonight.
00:35:13I'm gonna ask him for a divorce.
00:35:16Okay.
00:35:18Ow!
00:35:20Doug!
00:35:22Just fix it.
00:35:46Where are you?
00:35:51Where are you?
00:35:52I'm in Raleigh outside the medical center.
00:35:59I'm sorry.
00:36:01You have to have a red eye.
00:36:04It'll be gone in two weeks.
00:36:10I don't know what to do anymore.
00:36:13What did the cops say?
00:36:17I lied to them.
00:36:19I told them I ran off the road.
00:36:22Because of Doug.
00:36:24Lena, you gotta tell them the truth.
00:36:30You don't understand what he'd do.
00:36:35Please.
00:36:38Come on.
00:36:43Come on.
00:36:59Yeah, just keep going right around the front.
00:37:14Look, that's not fair.
00:37:19How you feeling?
00:37:21Yeah, tons of humor.
00:37:23It's amazing what a difference a week makes, right?
00:37:25Mm-hmm.
00:37:27There's a lot going on over there.
00:37:29Yeah, my dad's on the romance warpath.
00:37:33Remodeling the master suite for my mom.
00:37:36What's going on with the gardener?
00:37:38I don't know.
00:37:41What's going on with the gardener?
00:37:43Has he said anything? He's right there?
00:37:45No.
00:37:46Well, he's definitely checking you out.
00:37:49What are you gonna do about it?
00:37:54Well, it's not exactly the Ritz, but...
00:37:59I don't know.
00:38:01I feel like I can breathe out here.
00:38:05Yeah, when the summer started,
00:38:07Carson and I brought this mattress out here to, uh...
00:38:11To what?
00:38:13Well, we were chasing after girls.
00:38:16But now I've got the most beautiful woman in the world here with me.
00:38:21None of this is gonna be easy.
00:38:24You could, uh, talk to my mom.
00:38:27If she's a lawyer, you could get a referral.
00:38:34No.
00:38:36Thank you.
00:38:38You're welcome.
00:38:40You're welcome.
00:38:42You're welcome.
00:38:44You're welcome.
00:38:46You're welcome.
00:38:48Thank you.
00:38:50You're sweet.
00:38:59He's gonna figure it out soon.
00:39:06I know.
00:39:12Somebody's been using the boathouse,
00:39:15and it ain't me.
00:39:17That boathouse was real.
00:39:19That girl was real, I mean.
00:39:22If she was, don't you think I'd be bragging about it?
00:39:26Depends how ugly she is.
00:39:31Hey, there.
00:39:33Hey, hey, hey.
00:39:35That was pretty quick.
00:39:37Mm-hmm.
00:39:39It was like a three-hour tour.
00:39:41Mm-hmm.
00:39:43Wow.
00:39:46Hey.
00:39:48Hey, hey, hey.
00:39:57Lena.
00:39:59Dev.
00:40:01Construction maintenance.
00:40:03Promise me you'll stay with me no matter what.
00:40:06What did he do to you?
00:40:08Dev.
00:40:11Come over for a second.
00:40:13I need you right now.
00:40:15Okay, okay.
00:40:25You forgot these, Your Highness.
00:40:27You want me to put them away?
00:40:29No, no, I got it. Thanks, Mom.
00:40:31Okay.
00:40:41Lena.
00:40:43It's cool.
00:40:53He found out, didn't he?
00:40:55He knows.
00:41:04Oh.
00:41:07He came at me,
00:41:09and I just hit him with the first thing I could grab,
00:41:12and he fell.
00:41:14Well, you called an ambulance, right?
00:41:16I couldn't.
00:41:18They'll think I murdered him.
00:41:20No, but he attacked you.
00:41:22You were defending yourself.
00:41:24You don't hire an army of lawyers to pin this on me.
00:41:26They would do anything to keep the world
00:41:28from knowing their son beat his wife.
00:41:30Well, you have to tell someone,
00:41:32like the cops or my parents or...
00:41:34Your parents.
00:41:36How? What?
00:41:38And tell them about us, too?
00:41:40I mean, Doug, if that came out...
00:41:42We could explain.
00:41:44I'm dead if you go to anyone, Doug.
00:41:46Please.
00:41:51I need your help.
00:41:53I need you.
00:41:55This is too big a deal, Lena.
00:41:57What are you...
00:42:00Craig.
00:42:02You're right.
00:42:17If you promise me it'll be okay, I'll call them.
00:42:23It's too risky to try to handle this myself, right?
00:42:26Doug, what do I do?
00:42:32The pulse, it's rising.
00:42:38We just have to think straight, right?
00:42:40We got to stay calm.
00:42:42Don't talk to anyone.
00:42:44Don't touch him. Don't do anything.
00:42:46When I get back, we'll figure this out, okay?
00:42:50Take it away, Big Jack!
00:43:14Looks a little heady tonight, Doug.
00:43:17What's wrong with you tonight, man?
00:43:19She cut you off or something?
00:43:21Mystery girl?
00:43:23There's no mystery girl.
00:43:26Right?
00:43:28Okay.
00:43:42Hey, guys.
00:43:44Where are they going?
00:43:46Accident on the interstate.
00:43:48City people coming in here, banging up the guardrails.
00:43:54Hey, guys, I'm White.
00:43:56Hey, Dougie, come join us for a sec.
00:44:00You remember Lena Harper?
00:44:04Yeah, I think we met at the boatyard.
00:44:07Yeah, that's right.
00:44:09My husband says you're doing a great job.
00:44:12Have a good night.
00:44:13Good night, guys.
00:44:14Good night, Doug.
00:44:15Good night, honey.
00:44:20He's a little shy with girls.
00:44:22I'll give him time. He'll have no problem.
00:44:36I know. I know. I'm sorry.
00:44:39Just, I couldn't stay here in the house with him.
00:44:41It's like he was looking at me and...
00:44:45All right, I've been thinking about this all night.
00:44:47We need to make it look like an accident.
00:44:49It was an accident.
00:44:50I know, but...
00:44:52I don't know, like he...
00:44:53Doug, there's no way to make that look like an accident.
00:44:58I know what to do.
00:45:06After the fight, you went to bed.
00:45:08You woke up, he was gone. Got it?
00:45:13Thank you.
00:45:27Thank you.
00:45:57Mr. Harper!
00:46:00Mr. Harper!
00:46:27Mr. Harper!
00:46:58Six, seven, eight...
00:47:06Give it here, now.
00:47:14All right, check it against Dennison.
00:47:16Got it.
00:47:28Hello?
00:47:31Okay.
00:47:33What?
00:47:41Yeah, I mean, where did you...
00:47:46Okay, yeah, I...
00:47:49Oh, my God, I don't know.
00:47:53I think they're coming around now.
00:47:56Oh, my God.
00:48:26Oh, my God.
00:48:57That's my thing.
00:49:03Hey, lighten up, man.
00:49:05Don't say you're the next-door neighbor.
00:49:07You got a lap dance from the bereaved,
00:49:09and you fixed the boat that blew up.
00:49:11Remind me not to ever have you fix my boat.
00:49:14Now there's all this money flying around.
00:49:16Money?
00:49:18Hey, Gus?
00:49:20Remember how to update Doug on his upcoming media tour?
00:49:24Can you tell him about the insurance policy?
00:49:26Five million bucks.
00:49:28Mm-hmm, and it gets better.
00:49:30How's this? After three years of marriage,
00:49:32doubles, $10 million.
00:49:34That's a lot of loot.
00:49:35Math being Lem's strong suit.
00:49:37Watch yourself.
00:49:38I'll tell you one thing.
00:49:39They hate paying out them big clings.
00:49:41Can't blame them for that.
00:49:42Lem and I were on with that insurance gal this morning,
00:49:45and I should have kept my damn trap shut
00:49:47because of some...
00:49:48Fired law enforcement agent.
00:49:50So, of course, she says I will draw my own conclusions.
00:49:53You bet your butt she's gonna come stomping around tomorrow
00:49:56knocking over rocks and disturbing the peace.
00:49:59Our peace.
00:50:24Angela Alvarez.
00:50:26We spoke.
00:50:27I know.
00:50:28The grocer knows.
00:50:30The dog walker knows.
00:50:32Look here.
00:50:33Ever since I took over as sheriff at Lake Lure,
00:50:36we have never had a major incident.
00:50:38Until now.
00:50:39Let me tell you something.
00:50:41I know how to get to the bottom of things in this town
00:50:44a whole lot quicker than some rookie insurance agent
00:50:47sniffing around.
00:50:48I'm not a rookie.
00:50:49Yeah, you're a rookie.
00:50:50This is your first big case.
00:50:53How did you know that?
00:50:54Well, for one thing, you're sweating it.
00:50:57You filed the injunction in the wrong jurisdiction,
00:51:01and you just told me.
00:51:05Or you used to work the East Precinct,
00:51:07and you made a phone call.
00:51:09To use your office for the initial interviews.
00:51:12Sense of authority.
00:51:14Neutral ground.
00:51:15All that.
00:51:16Why don't we put you in charge?
00:51:18Why don't we put her in a shorter chair?
00:51:21A little sleep deprivation, rubber hose.
00:51:23That'll break her down right away.
00:51:25I'm the only thing standing between that woman
00:51:27and $10 million.
00:51:29You may not have to take your job seriously, sheriff.
00:51:34So I will.
00:51:49Thank you.
00:52:02Was this something new for him,
00:52:04taking the boat out alone at night?
00:52:07Mm-hmm.
00:52:09We had a fight.
00:52:12You know, we've had our issues off and on.
00:52:14It's not exactly a secret.
00:52:16And this time?
00:52:17I'd like to hear it again.
00:52:19Uh, I had a drink with my neighbors.
00:52:22Uh-huh.
00:52:23I came home.
00:52:25Okay.
00:52:26He was drunk.
00:52:27Things escalated.
00:52:29He said he was just going out for a drive,
00:52:31and then, um,
00:52:33and then we showed up in the morning.
00:52:35Were there views?
00:52:36But, um, nothing like that.
00:52:40At least, I certainly wasn't.
00:52:43Um, can maybe we take a break?
00:52:45Yeah, okay.
00:52:46I think my client has been through enough.
00:52:48No dalliances, no flirtations.
00:52:50I mean, you've been married, what, three years?
00:52:53You don't have to answer this.
00:52:56I mean, I came out here thinking
00:52:58you could help me figure out what happened that night,
00:53:00and instead, I've had to endure two hours of pointed suspicion
00:53:04and a complete lack of compassion.
00:53:06Sorry, I can't do this anymore.
00:53:11Jack?
00:53:13Lamuel talked to me.
00:53:15Talked? Boy, it's confirmed he was good and drunk.
00:53:17Gasoline did the rest.
00:53:19Not a pretty way to go, I'm afraid,
00:53:21but it seemed fairly straightforward.
00:53:27Can I help you?
00:53:29Um, I may have had a suspect sighting that night.
00:53:34Want anything, Dougie?
00:53:36No, I'm good.
00:53:37No? Thanks.
00:53:49So, Jack.
00:53:50Hi.
00:53:51What's the latest?
00:53:52Well, I'll tell you.
00:53:53All we have is what that security guard saw at night,
00:53:57and I'm sure he'll tell you everything.
00:54:00All we have is what that security guard saw at night,
00:54:04claims somebody else was in the boat that night.
00:54:07So I'm taking him down, get a sketch made,
00:54:09and see what we get from that.
00:54:14Of course, for all I know, he's just stringing us along
00:54:17so he gets to ride in the big old police car.
00:54:27Hey, man.
00:54:28Police?
00:54:29No.
00:54:30I'm doing my business.
00:54:32Well, I bet everyone's glad to keep such good records now
00:54:35with all that stuff going on in the boatyard, huh?
00:54:37Well, that's what I'm there for.
00:54:40Any leads or...?
00:54:42But then I realized later,
00:54:45I think it was someone else.
00:54:59Were you planning on telling me you were coming here?
00:55:06After you.
00:55:08Thank you.
00:55:29βͺ
00:55:49Rich people.
00:55:58βͺ
00:56:06Sheriff!
00:56:10Found something!
00:56:14βͺ
00:56:28βͺ
00:56:46So...
00:56:48that insurance check, kind of like the messy hot one?
00:56:52Yeah.
00:56:53Well, her and Big Jack were hitting me
00:56:55with a bunch of questions last night,
00:56:57and I may have said something before I could really think.
00:57:00Questions about what?
00:57:04About you,
00:57:06and how you've been acting all summer,
00:57:08just stuff like that.
00:57:10Yeah, so?
00:57:12And, um...
00:57:15I may have said that there's a mystery involved in it.
00:57:19That's your own fantasy, Carson.
00:57:22I told you, there's no...
00:57:24There's no woman. There's nothing.
00:57:26Yeah.
00:57:29Do not to get mad.
00:57:34βͺ
00:57:38Woo!
00:57:44βͺ
00:57:49Can I...
00:57:51Yes, please.
00:57:54Just a couple of questions.
00:58:02So Mrs. Harper left around the same time
00:58:04that your son went upstairs that night.
00:58:0710.30-ish?
00:58:09You're sure about that time, right?
00:58:11Hotel, I'm afraid. Not a whole lot of other options.
00:58:14Good.
00:58:16Well, at any rate, I'd like to have Doug come down to the station
00:58:18and give an official statement.
00:58:20Thanks, son. Thanks, brother.
00:58:22I'll see you later.
00:58:29βͺ
00:58:33βͺ
00:58:49Got the last one.
00:58:51Check it out.
00:58:55Yeah.
00:58:57Not nearly as buggy as it's supposed to be.
00:58:59I know.
00:59:01Careful.
00:59:03Come across from here.
00:59:05What you're doing is what you're doing all the way.
00:59:08You know, I-I worked on the boat.
00:59:10Uh, Mr. Harper.
00:59:12Mm-hmm.
00:59:14Um, pretty intense guy.
00:59:16Uh, drank a bit, you know.
00:59:18And, um...
00:59:20He was fairly nice to me.
00:59:22So that's how Mr. Harper struck you,
00:59:24uh, as a drinker?
00:59:26Uh, it's not like we really hung out that much.
00:59:28He must have made some sort of impression on you.
00:59:30Yeah, I mean, he-he drank some
00:59:32when we took the boat out.
00:59:34So he-he drank some, or he drank a lot?
00:59:36Mostly, and seemed to smoke too much, too.
00:59:39So how would you characterize
00:59:41Mr. Harper's relationship with his wife?
00:59:43Uh, I-I barely...
00:59:45barely met her.
00:59:47Um, you know, she-she came on the boat with us once
00:59:49and went to the bar with him.
00:59:51Uh, you know, but I-I only ever really met her
00:59:53or met her, uh, one night at her house.
00:59:55I said, what, two words to her?
00:59:57Mm-hmm.
01:00:03Doug.
01:00:05Just so we're straight here,
01:00:07it's my job to find out
01:00:09exactly what happened so everyone gets
01:00:11what they deserve, one way or the other.
01:00:14So if you lie to me
01:00:16or intentionally mislead us...
01:00:18Wait, wait, uh, wh-wh-what is this shit?
01:00:20We came here of our own accord,
01:00:22Miss Alvarez, and while I'm happy
01:00:24to let Doug help you in your investigation,
01:00:27I'm not about to let my son be bad-caught
01:00:29by some insurance investigator.
01:00:31I'm an attorney, and I know...
01:00:33Really? What kind?
01:00:35Wills and trusts.
01:00:37But that doesn't mean that I don't recognize
01:00:39an interrogation when I see one.
01:00:41We're done here.
01:00:47Thank you, Doug.
01:00:56Hey, Doug.
01:01:00Can't talk about that.
01:01:02I gotta keep that under wraps.
01:01:04But I can tell you this.
01:01:06Full-on murder investigation.
01:01:08Murder?
01:01:10Widow's telling a new story.
01:01:12Some stalker harassing her.
01:01:14Then he killed Elliot Harper.
01:01:16Stalker? Like, from out of town, probably?
01:01:18You would think that.
01:01:20Hey. Hey.
01:01:22Look, man, I-I'm sorry that I mentioned
01:01:24that I'm a dumbass.
01:01:26But, uh...
01:01:28You already knew that
01:01:30before you decided to be friends with me.
01:01:32So it's kind of one of the
01:01:34preconditions for friendships.
01:01:38So are we cool?
01:01:42Yeah, everything's cool.
01:01:44Look, I gotta take lunch early.
01:01:46Cover for me.
01:01:48Okay.
01:01:52You know it.
01:01:58Were you afraid the insurance investigator would follow you?
01:02:00I was careful.
01:02:02Or your stalker?
01:02:04He kept asking the same questions over and over,
01:02:06and I panicked.
01:02:08If that investigator had anything solid,
01:02:10she would have done something by now.
01:02:12Rina, they're figuring it out.
01:02:14Doug, calm down. Come on.
01:02:16There isn't anything.
01:02:20Except our phones, Rina.
01:02:24Okay, just take them,
01:02:26smash them,
01:02:28throw them in the lake, whatever.
01:02:30I trust you.
01:02:34We have to be apart for a while.
01:02:36Let things calm down.
01:02:40You're right.
01:02:42All right, we can figure this out.
01:02:48All right, listen.
01:02:50Come back for your phone later when it's safe.
01:02:52Okay.
01:02:54Send me a text. Let me know where you are. I'll do the same.
01:02:56Are you sure we can risk this?
01:02:58If we don't do this,
01:03:00we'll have no way to be in touch.
01:03:02I mean, pretty soon we won't even be in the same city.
01:03:04Okay. No, no, Doug.
01:03:08I know I love you.
01:03:12I know we see each other carefully.
01:03:14Next year, you're out of your parents' house, right?
01:03:16Yeah.
01:03:18We can actually be together
01:03:20if you still want to after all this.
01:03:26Of course I do.
01:03:42Do you realize
01:03:44how hard it was for us to get three months
01:03:46free and clear-gated,
01:03:48and now in our own home?
01:03:50What's up?
01:03:52I got to shower and get back to work.
01:03:54I'll give you a ride over to the rudder when we're done, Dougie.
01:03:56This will just take a few minutes.
01:03:58He doesn't have to do this, Doug.
01:04:00You don't have to do this.
01:04:02Actually,
01:04:04I guess he does.
01:04:12It's just that we found some physical evidence next door.
01:04:14God, I rule out anybody who might have had access.
01:04:16Looks like Mrs. Harper
01:04:18was telling the truth about that stalker after all.
01:04:20Wow. So she's no longer a suspect.
01:04:22Supposedly,
01:04:24there's a rape case she'd done
01:04:26about a month ago at the Raleigh Medical Center.
01:04:28This guy had a...
01:04:30Hold still, please.
01:04:32Stalker shouted it
01:04:34when he broke in that night
01:04:36and stole some undergarments.
01:04:38For underwear? Oh, my God.
01:04:40I can't believe this has been happening right next door.
01:04:42Just relax.
01:04:44We think this stalker's got to be linked to the murder.
01:04:48Open wide.
01:04:56Just got to gas up
01:04:58and I'll get you on over to the rudder, Dougie.
01:05:00Coffee?
01:05:02Yeah, I'll take one.
01:05:06Cream.
01:05:08Here. Breathe.
01:05:12Where'd you say you went after you came home from work that night?
01:05:14To bed.
01:05:18Yeah, did anybody actually, uh,
01:05:20see you in your bedroom
01:05:22after, say, midnight?
01:05:24No.
01:05:26So no one saw you till the morning.
01:05:30She's gonna walk with $10 million
01:05:32while someone else hangs.
01:05:34Look, Doug,
01:05:36this is what I do.
01:05:38Right?
01:05:40I see the scam beneath the story,
01:05:42the way all the puzzle pieces slide together.
01:05:44Is this the way my brain works?
01:05:46Always has.
01:05:48I told you everything.
01:05:52I know you watched her.
01:05:54I know you were obsessed with her.
01:05:56I know that your DNA
01:05:58will match the blood on the window.
01:06:00Thing is, you don't strike me as the stalker type.
01:06:02You strike me as the
01:06:04sexually inexperienced,
01:06:06easily manipulated type,
01:06:08just might-kill-his-lover's-husband
01:06:10in pursuit of some fantasy.
01:06:12I get why you fell for her.
01:06:14I mean, look at her.
01:06:16What, did she tell you she loved you?
01:06:18That it'll all work out?
01:06:20The two of you were gonna be together someday?
01:06:24Whatever you think she is, you know.
01:06:28Len. Len!
01:06:30Len!
01:06:32Let me out!
01:06:34Let me out!
01:06:38I'm in no trouble, Carson.
01:06:54She crossed a skull in the fire extinguisher.
01:06:56I don't know why,
01:06:58but I helped cover it up.
01:07:02You helped cover up a murder?
01:07:04I didn't know it was a murder.
01:07:06You've been lying to everyone
01:07:08the entire summer,
01:07:10and now you gotta prove that your lies
01:07:12were lies.
01:07:14I just have to open up and confess.
01:07:16With you, by choice.
01:07:18Hey.
01:07:20Hey, you need evidence.
01:07:22But there are phones.
01:07:24Disposable ones.
01:07:26There are texts
01:07:28and, you know,
01:07:30personal pictures.
01:07:32Well, I don't need the details.
01:07:34Well, I do, but later.
01:07:36A phone is good, though.
01:07:38Is there anything else?
01:07:40Think, Doug.
01:07:42Did anyone see you?
01:07:44Gardner.
01:07:46He saw us together.
01:07:48You might want to figure out
01:07:50how to get Big Jack on that.
01:07:54He's in now.
01:08:00It's a shitty thing to do.
01:08:04It's okay.
01:08:08Plus, I've been, uh,
01:08:10I've been lying to you, too.
01:08:12Been banging your mama.
01:08:16Get in.
01:08:18Okay, go get Jack.
01:08:24Hey there, Dougie.
01:08:26Come sit us, pal.
01:08:30Say, Lem told me
01:08:32that that lady rode you pretty hard.
01:08:34You okay?
01:08:36Never better.
01:08:38How about a little water, boy?
01:08:40Thank you.
01:08:42Now, Dougie,
01:08:44out here, I can make a fella
01:08:46shell out for a parking ticket,
01:08:48or I can make him buy beers
01:08:50for everybody in here.
01:08:52Either way, he's gonna pay the piper.
01:08:54But my way is a better way
01:08:56for everyone.
01:08:58That's why I love living out here.
01:09:00This is the Emerald City,
01:09:02and I am the fella behind the curtains
01:09:04yanking them levers,
01:09:06keeping everybody happy
01:09:08and safe.
01:09:10But the city is creeping
01:09:12into our backyard.
01:09:14Dougie, I've known your family
01:09:16a long time.
01:09:18So if you haven't seen
01:09:20So if you have anything
01:09:22you need to say,
01:09:24Dougie, I'm running out of levers.
01:09:32Excuse me one second.
01:09:36Hello?
01:09:38Your mom and I need to talk to you.
01:09:40Hey, Dad, I'm in the middle of talking to Jack.
01:09:42Doug, do not speak to anyone for legal reasons.
01:09:44Okay, all right.
01:09:46Sorry, big Jack.
01:09:48I gotta go.
01:09:50I thought of someone you should talk to.
01:09:54Um, the Harpers had a gardener.
01:09:56He seemed to be around a lot.
01:09:58Oh, the gardener, huh?
01:10:00Okay, I'll run him down.
01:10:04Thank you.
01:10:18Hey, Len, scan these prints,
01:10:20get them over to Gonzalez in the East Precinct.
01:10:22Make sure he knows
01:10:24I need them before Allied Trust
01:10:26insurance samples come back.
01:10:28Okay, who's are they?
01:10:30Never mind. I gotta check something about Lena Harper's gardener.
01:10:38Where's my damn address for the gardener?
01:10:40Hey, we're working on it.
01:10:42Mrs. and Mrs. Harper's gardener?
01:10:44Yeah.
01:10:46The blood isn't a match
01:10:48for the basement window,
01:10:50so he isn't our stalker
01:10:52or accomplice or whoever
01:10:54the hell else is behind all this.
01:10:56Add it to the long list of things
01:10:58for me and Len to follow up on.
01:11:00Jack?
01:11:02Yeah?
01:11:04Would you excuse us, private matter?
01:11:08Thank you.
01:11:10Len?
01:11:12Mm-hmm?
01:11:14Gonzalez came through.
01:11:16Fingerprints on the tumbler match the prints
01:11:18on the Harper's window seal.
01:11:20We got a man.
01:11:24I've never seen this before.
01:11:26Doug, come on.
01:11:28Please just tell us what's going on.
01:11:30Answer your mother.
01:11:32Okay? I have seen them before.
01:11:34But not in my drawer.
01:11:40Look, I screwed up.
01:11:42Okay? Like, like really,
01:11:44really bad kind of screwed up.
01:11:48Did you kill Elliot?
01:11:50No. No, of course not.
01:11:52What?
01:11:56You wait right here.
01:12:06Now, is it your remain
01:12:08that will deliver the woman
01:12:10to her liable accomplice?
01:12:14You have to do something.
01:12:16You know that.
01:12:18I don't know what to do.
01:12:20I don't know what to do.
01:12:22I don't know what to do.
01:12:24I don't know what to do.
01:12:26I don't know what to do.
01:12:40Dougie?
01:13:10Dougie?
01:13:26Come on, come on.
01:13:40Come on.
01:13:48I have them already.
01:14:00Get off me!
01:14:02Get off me!
01:14:04Get off her!
01:14:06Get off her!
01:14:08Wait, are you okay?
01:14:12Are you okay?
01:14:14Um, yes. Thank you.
01:14:18Do you need your money for the car to clean up?
01:14:20Of course not.
01:14:22You know me, okay? You gotta believe me.
01:14:24Dougie, I know there's gotta be a lot more to this story,
01:14:26but I can't do it.
01:14:28She covered every base.
01:14:30Please, I gotta get to her before the wire transfer.
01:14:34Jack, I have a very small window
01:14:36to help myself here. Please.
01:14:48I gotta get you handcuffs.
01:14:52You got 20 minutes, kid.
01:14:58Hey, Doug!
01:15:06Doug!
01:15:30Mrs. Harper, are you ready?
01:15:32Doug, what are you doing?
01:15:34You're in custody.
01:15:36Just wait a second.
01:15:38Where's Mrs. Harper?
01:15:40Jesus.
01:15:42Look. Please.
01:15:44There's proof on there.
01:15:50Oh, my God.
01:15:58You need to come with me.
01:16:00Okay, I'll take this evidence in,
01:16:02but you still have a lot to answer for.
01:16:06Believe me, I know.
01:16:08Thank you.
01:16:14Uh, hi, Sheriff. It's Alvarez.
01:16:16Listen, the Martin kid was telling the truth.
01:16:20No, I need to take her to Raleigh right now.
01:16:24All right, just hurry.
01:16:26Okay.
01:16:32Don't do anything stupid.
01:16:36It's too late.
01:16:38Let's go.
01:16:56Oh, my God.
01:17:02I see the scam beneath the story.
01:17:04The way all the...
01:17:06She covered everything.
01:17:08Have you ever been with a girl before?
01:17:10Maybe once or twice.
01:17:12Tell you she loved you?
01:17:14There was a matching one?
01:17:16The two of you were gonna be together someday?
01:17:18When you're young, you don't realize
01:17:20the permanence of your decisions.
01:17:22There's love.
01:17:24I know you were obsessed with her.
01:17:26Tell someone.
01:17:28There's no way to make that look like an accident.
01:17:30Dad, I can't go to anyone, Doug.
01:17:32Maybe I'll get a second chance.
01:17:34She's gonna walk with $10 million
01:17:36while someone else hangs.
01:17:54Oh, my God.
01:18:24Oh, my God.
01:18:44Oh, my God!
01:18:54Oh, my God!
01:19:08She said it herself.
01:19:10She stole my...
01:19:14I was locked up for a while
01:19:16on reduced charges.
01:19:18But it would have been much worse
01:19:20if she hadn't let me prove.
01:19:24Unless I heard they were still tracking them.
01:19:26But me?
01:19:28I'm still here.
01:19:30Not the same, though.
01:19:32I'd like to say
01:19:34I wish I could go back in time,
01:19:36do everything differently.
01:19:38But then I remember her.
01:19:40Her face.
01:19:42Her body.
01:19:44The way I never knew what she was thinking.
01:19:46And I wonder
01:19:48even if I could take it all back...
01:19:54Oh, my God.
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