SKAM S 1 Ep 3 ENGLISH SUBS
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00:00A few hours earlier
00:03Have you heard that I started pissing already?
00:05No.
00:06I had to go to the bathroom and start pissing.
00:08I'm so fucking tired.
00:09Hungry.
00:11I miss you.
00:12You look like a slut.
00:14Mirka Gjul!
00:18Maybe I should have a glass of water.
00:20You invited a lot of people on a trip
00:22who actually bathed with you and I was supposed to.
00:23Two people.
00:24Can I see the report? I don't understand what's going on.
00:26I just told you. It's all fake.
00:28You just didn't believe me.
00:59I'll call you later, okay?
01:02Yes.
01:12Eva, listen.
01:14I'm sorry.
01:16If I had known that the trip was so important to you
01:18I wouldn't have invited the guys.
01:21If I had known that the trip wasn't so important to you
01:24I would have stayed home.
01:25It was important to me.
01:27But like...
01:30Like what?
01:33It's important to me to be with my friends too.
01:38And it's usually important to you too.
01:41It's important to me.
01:42But it's not important to me to be with your friends.
01:45I told you that you could bring your friends.
01:51I'm sorry.
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02:03Can't you just...
02:04Should I bring some water?
02:06That's not what I meant.
02:08But that's what you said.
02:12I don't know what the right answer is right now.
02:20Just be honest.
02:22Just be honest.
02:28Eva, you're the coolest girl I know.
02:32And you're pretty and cute and smart and funny.
02:36But...
02:37I don't understand what the problem is.
02:40You need to make new friends.
02:43Make new friends!
02:45Everyone who thinks of you as a friend
02:47is really lucky.
02:52I don't know what to say.
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05:59Hanna?
06:01Is she alive?
06:10I'm going to sit here.
06:12Hello.
06:15Hi!
06:17How are you?
06:19What?
06:21What what?
06:23Good morning.
06:25How are you?
06:28Today, we are going to be working on the homework you have done during the holidays.
06:34Should we answer on what the homework was again?
06:36Yes.
06:37Fuck you.
06:38Eva, what does the main character of this story do?
06:49She feels lonely.
06:52She feels lonely.
06:54Nora, I don't want you to answer for Eva.
06:58She hadn't found her homework yet. I only helped her.
07:02You asked incorrectly.
07:05The correct form would be...
07:07What are the main characters of the story like?
07:10You're right. I'm sorry.
07:14I live in Madrid.
07:18That's why I don't have any friends. Like in Oslo.
07:27What are your excuses?
07:30Strong smell of cups.
07:38I can do this. Listen up.
07:40Cultural relativistic.
07:43Did you pronounce it?
07:45Cultural relativistic.
07:47No, it's not relativistic. It's relativistic.
07:50I'll give you a 6 out of 10.
07:52You're not that bad.
07:54You're not that bad.
08:00Hi. Thanks for last time.
08:02Hi.
08:03I don't remember if I said hello properly. I was a bit out.
08:06Wild.
08:07Eva.
08:10I just wanted to say that it was very nice of you to help me.
08:13No, no. It was nothing.
08:15And then we wondered if you had any Russian buses.
08:19No.
08:20That's great. We've just made a new bus.
08:23And we really want you to join us.
08:26I don't know. I haven't really started to think about Russian time.
08:30It's actually quite important to think about that.
08:33If you want to be on a bus.
08:35I don't know how it is in Trondheim.
08:37But here in Oslo, you have to plan a long time in advance.
08:40If not, you'll end up on a bad bus.
08:42Or you'll just be walking.
08:44I see.
08:45Being Russian isn't just about Russian time.
08:47It's about social and community.
08:55Think of it like a cult.
08:57When you first get in, you don't get out again.
09:00And it all ends with a collective, social suicide.
09:03In a hooker ring on Tryvann.
09:05March 17th, 2018.
09:07She's just kidding.
09:10Would you like to be on a bus meeting?
09:12Friday after school?
09:15Yeah, okay.
09:17That's so cool!
09:19If you have any friends, you just have to bring them.
09:23I'm pretty sure I do.
09:25See you then.
09:28March 18th, 2018.
09:41What the fuck was that?
09:43What was what?
09:45I saw you sucking on his cheek.
09:47Really?
09:48Yeah!
09:50Who is it?
09:58March 19th, 2018.
10:03H.
10:05Like I have you, Narcotics Problems.
10:08Or H. Like I...
10:10Do you have plans for Lena?
10:12Hi!
10:14Hi.
10:17Is this Nova?
10:20Hi.
10:21I was going to ask if you've talked to Chris.
10:23No.
10:24I can't have a bus meeting with her.
10:26Because her mom is having a party.
10:28And I can't have it with me.
10:30Because it's a bit late.
10:32So I was wondering if we could have it with you?
10:34With me?
10:36Yeah.
10:37But how many are we?
10:39Do you want to come?
10:41What?
10:42The bus meeting.
10:44The bus meeting?
10:46We're going to make the world's coolest Russian bus.
10:48Do you want to come?
10:50No.
10:54The three of us.
10:56Hi! Say hi to Sanna.
10:58She wants to come to the bus meeting.
11:04How do you know each other?
11:06We met at the Ramadan program in the mosque.
11:16She's kidding. We have German together.
11:20But you want to come to the bus meeting?
11:22Yes.
11:24Well...
11:26Is that okay?
11:30What's the problem?
11:32No...
11:34Since you're a Muslim,
11:36isn't it that Muslims
11:38aren't allowed to
11:40be Russian?
11:42No.
11:44You'll be punished with stoning.
11:46That's not...
11:48When is the bus meeting?
11:50Tomorrow. Who's staying?
11:52Me.
11:54Okay, I don't know where you live.
11:56Just give me the address,
11:58and I'll put it on the GPS.
12:00Goodbye.
12:04That means I have to reconsider.
12:06She can't be on the bus.
12:08Why not?
12:10We're just giving her a chance.
12:12It was really cool.
12:14We?
12:16You're not even on the bus.
12:18If she's on the bus, I'm on the bus.
12:20Great!
12:28Oh, no.
12:38We have a big advantage
12:40compared to the other buses.
12:42I've already bought a big dorol party.
12:44If you manage to buy a dorol
12:46for 40,000 kroner on credit,
12:48at least we'll get
12:50a bonus of 60,000 kroner.
12:52So I made a budget,
12:54and this budget
12:56is for you to earn
12:5850,000 kroner
13:00on the side of the dorol sale.
13:02Then I need all of you
13:04to have an independent plan
13:06on how to earn the remaining money.
13:10Is there anything?
13:12We're wasting our time on this dorol party.
13:14We usually have a budget when we're not enough people on the bus.
13:16It's actually quite important
13:18to have an overview of the economy.
13:20Listen, we're the biggest losers
13:22at school.
13:24Unless you want us to end up in a loser van,
13:26we need a strategy.
13:28We're not the biggest losers at school.
13:30Didn't you get thrown out of another bus?
13:32I didn't get thrown out right away.
13:34You did.
13:36Listen, Hilde.
13:38It will be very difficult for me to work with you
13:40if you're completely in denial.
13:42Do you realize that we're losers?
13:44Do you think you're a loser yourself?
13:46Listen, I'm a Muslim girl
13:48in this white, faithless country.
13:50I'm the biggest loser of all.
13:52You talk so maturely.
13:54Thank you.
13:56But what's the point? What do you want us to do?
13:58Well, first of all,
14:00we need to get more girls.
14:02Cool girls.
14:04And how do we do that?
14:06Ask them.
14:08Wrong. We don't ask anyone.
14:10They ask us.
14:12But first of all,
14:14we need to get something we don't have.
14:16A word with four letters.
14:20Exciting.
14:22Exciting has five letters, Chris.
14:24Do we know any of the 97 boys?
14:30Okay.
14:32Then we need to find out
14:34who of the 97 boys has the best bus,
14:36get on one of our buses,
14:38and find out how we're going to do that.
14:44You need to hook up with them.
14:46Are you serious?
14:48You?
14:50Yes, I'm not hooking up.
14:52Okay, so we're going to hook up,
14:54but what are you going to do?
14:56Are you kidding me?
14:58I'm sitting here,
15:00preparing a table for the meeting
15:02with a strategic, well-functioning plan,
15:04and you're asking me what I'm going to do?
15:06How old is he?
15:0899.
15:10Dumbass.
15:12You're not serious.
15:14She's the prettiest of them all.
15:16It's a waste if she goes out with her boyfriend.
15:18But...
15:20Honestly,
15:22it's completely ridiculous.
15:24What?
15:26You can't just sit here and beg us
15:28to change our sexuality
15:30towards cred.
15:32You're crazy.
15:34No, I'm being honest.
15:36Girls in Norway exchange sex for money,
15:38popularity, and approval every single day.
15:40You might not agree with the values behind it.
15:42I don't either.
15:44But you can't just sit here and pretend
15:46it's completely new to you.
15:48It's your culture.
15:50So if you think it's so crazy,
15:52I suggest you go out and try to change it
15:54instead of sitting here and criticizing.
16:00But it's a bit rude
16:02to hit on your girlfriend.
16:04It was a suggestion.
16:06If she's so in love with her boyfriend,
16:08I think it's more important than what I say.
16:10She can think for herself.
16:12She's not a child.
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