SKAM S 1 Ep 5 ENGLISH SUBS

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SKAM S 1 Ep 5 ENGLISH SUBS
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00:00I'm going to take a bus with William.
00:07Who is William?
00:08He is the most handsome, coolest, in the whole third grade.
00:14Invite me home for dinner with your mom.
00:16Bye bye.
00:17Yes, bye bye.
00:18Yes, I'm going to take a bus with you.
00:21Are you kidding?
00:22Is it true?
00:23Yes, it is.
00:24I don't think William is a bad guy.
00:26I don't think he is.
00:33Go, go, go!
00:44Hi, is Jonas home?
00:46Yes, he is in the living room.
00:54Hi!
01:03Hi, hi, hi!
01:09Hello.
01:10Hi.
01:21What are you playing?
01:22FIFA.
01:23FIFA?
01:28What's going on?
01:30What's going on?
01:33Where is your Russian class today?
01:36Don't you have so much to do?
01:39It's only two years and seven months until Russian time, so you just have to work on it.
01:48Yes, I know. It's really boring.
01:50It's really sad for someone who can focus on more constructive things, like playing video games all day.
01:57What are you mad about?
01:59I'm not mad. I'm just kidding. I'm just in the mood.
02:08I need to talk to you.
02:12Drama?
02:13What?
02:18What's going on?
02:22What's going on with you?
02:23It's nothing. It's nothing to do with me.
02:27Okay, so why didn't you look at my emails?
02:33I was busy.
02:36So you're not mad because I forgot my computer yesterday?
02:41No, no. I don't give a shit.
02:45You don't give a shit?
02:47Yeah, it's not a problem.
02:51Okay, good.
02:52Good.
02:53Good.
03:01I'm leaving.
03:03You can stay.
03:06No, I have a lot to do.
03:11Okay.
03:18Okay, bye.
03:20Bye.
03:34He doesn't want to talk about it. He claims he's not mad, but I don't believe that.
03:39But he's just mad because he thinks you don't want him to meet your mom.
03:44He thinks you're embarrassed of him.
03:47You think?
03:48Yeah, just let him meet your mom. What's the problem?
03:52Long story.
03:53Just so you know, I told Chris that she can't come to the bus anymore.
03:59Why?
04:00She ruined almost all of our social status, and I've had to fix it.
04:05I've had to explain to the Penetrator guys that we're not the kind of girls who do a lot of drama.
04:10They got a really bad impression of us.
04:12But what do we know? It can't be Sanna.
04:16Have you met Sanna? She's so cheeky.
04:18Yeah, but it's not good that Sara and Ingrid want to be friends either.
04:22I know Sara and Ingrid very well, and they're not the kind of girls who do drama.
04:26No, but...
04:31William.
04:32What's going on with you guys?
04:34I think we're going to sleep together.
04:39Okay.
04:40Not to be cocky, but don't you want to get to know him a little better first?
04:45Why? He's perfect.
04:47I'd much rather spend the first time with the coolest guy in the world
04:52than with a bunch of guys I know pretty well.
04:56The first time is something you'll remember for the rest of your life.
04:59What's the first time?
05:00The best thing about William is that I've heard he's really good in bed,
05:04and it's not common to have an orgasm the first time you have sex.
05:07But with him, you get it.
05:09I've heard about five times he's had it.
05:11Okay.
05:14Hey, you guys have to back me up. I'm doing this for you guys, too.
05:17It's called a roll-up.
05:25But there's something I'm wondering about.
05:28Can I borrow a pill from one of you guys?
05:30You can't borrow a pill.
05:32I wasn't going to give you a pill. I was thinking, like, for a week or something.
05:37I don't have one.
05:38Me neither.
05:40Aren't you sleeping with your boyfriend?
05:42But I have a roll-up, and he doesn't think I want to borrow it.
05:45Where do you get it?
05:47At the doctor's.
05:49That's so stressful. Can't you just order it online or something?
05:54I don't know.
05:55Just go to the school doctor.
05:58Can you guys come with me?
06:00Why?
06:01Because it's so boring to go to school by myself.
06:03And it's a lot less boring when we're here.
06:07Of course we can come with you, Ville.
06:09Ville!
06:29Hey. Are you awake?
06:32Yes. I can't sleep.
06:38What are you doing?
06:40Just a boring job.
06:53It's weird how your character goes down if you don't sleep at night.
06:59At least I can't sleep if you're going to start talking about characters now.
07:03No, it's fine.
07:12What about Ingrid and Sara? Do you like them?
07:14Why do you have to ask so many questions all the time?
07:17Honey, it was just a normal question.
07:21Yes. Yes, I like them.
07:28I like you.
07:36Am I getting a boyfriend?
07:40What?
07:47Who was that?
07:49Who?
07:52I thought you could meet me.
07:56Yes.
07:59So, Nes, before you leave.
08:03Maybe we could invite him to dinner or something?
08:07Yes.
08:09When are you leaving?
08:10What day tomorrow?
08:14Maybe Friday night?
08:17Bye.
08:25I love you.
08:46Bye.
09:12Hi.
09:14Have you become friends yet?
09:18This is Nora. I've told you about her.
09:22Nora.
09:23Hi, Jonas.
09:25We have a team at my doctor's.
09:27Yes, his name is Ville.
09:29Ville will meet us there.
09:32What's the doctor's name?
09:34We're going to help our friend get cured.
09:37Okay, good luck with that.
09:39Thanks!
09:44Bye.
09:46Bye.
09:50Bye.
09:51Bye.
10:13That's a sick shirt!
10:15Sorry.
10:16Are you going somewhere on Friday?
10:18Here you are!
10:19What is she doing here?
10:20I have to tell you.
10:21How did you know we were here?
10:23Eva's boyfriend told me.
10:24Have you told your boyfriend?
10:26I have the best news in the world!
10:28She told me she saw all your doodles!
10:30Are you kidding me?
10:31What?
10:32It's crazy!
10:33But how did she manage that?
10:34I don't know.
10:35She just said you had to send her your account number and the address.
10:39Are you kidding me?
10:40No!
10:41Can you please wait on the bus?
10:42But there's no law or anything.
10:43No, she's a Muslim.
10:45What did they tell you?
10:46No, but Muslims go to hell if they do something illegal.
10:49I don't think she wants to go to hell.
10:53Welcome, everyone.
10:55What can I help you with?
10:57I'm going to bed.
10:58Wow, you're so lucky!
11:03For the first time?
11:06Yes.
11:07It's not just for the first time.
11:10What do you mean?
11:11The first time my cousin was in love with someone.
11:13She was so excited that her head was in flames.
11:15Are you kidding me?
11:16No, bleeding can happen during the first period.
11:20And big bleeding is something you have to take seriously.
11:23Because you can actually die from that.
11:28She wasn't like that.
11:29She was a bit weak.
11:30Yes, she was lucky.
11:31I actually had a patient once and she was bleeding so much that we were afraid she was going to have an abortion.
11:38Because she had sex for the first time?
11:40No, she had kissed herself.
11:41She wanted to take her own life.
11:42And she was bleeding so much that we had to give her something called a blood transfusion.
11:52But she's just going to have peripherals.
11:54Yes.
11:55When is this meeting going to happen?
11:57Friday.
11:58Friday?
11:59Yes, that's what I was trying to tell you.
12:01I'm meeting William on Friday and I thought we could meet in the basement at Eva's.
12:05Are we going to meet?
12:06Aren't you going to have sex with him?
12:08I can't drink alone. You have to back me up.
12:11Where are you going to drink all the time?
12:13But it's not possible because Mom and Jonas are coming over.
12:17Please, we'll just do it early.
12:19Have you ever seen a girl like that?
12:23Do any of you want to show me how to put on a condom?
12:33What are you going to do?
12:36Try this.
12:38Let me see.
12:40There.
13:02To be honest, it hurts.
13:05How much does it hurt?
13:08I don't remember anything from my first time.
13:11Just drink it and you won't remember anything.
13:15Do you want to be so drunk that you don't remember anything?
13:19Were you drunk the first time?
13:20I don't know.
13:22Cut my arm. How much does it hurt?
13:27Ouch!
13:28What?
13:29You can't compare it to cutting your arm.
13:31If you just relax, it won't hurt.
13:34What do you know? You haven't had sex yet.
13:37Seriously, I want to report this to Mom soon.
13:41What should I write in the last message?
13:43I'll pick you up at 7, and we'll find a place to meet.
13:46It's 10 to 8 now. Can't you just call her?
13:49I can't be so desperate either.
13:52But can't she send a message now?
13:55Right now I would have been a bit easier.
13:57You don't have to have sex with him if you don't want to.
14:00I want to, but I don't want it to hurt.
14:03Then you just have to relax.
14:07What makes you feel hot about him?
14:11Feel hot?
14:12What makes you hot?
14:14Nothing. I don't get hot.
14:16You never get hot.
14:17No.
14:18Do you?
14:19Yes.
14:20Then I don't understand why you don't have sex.
14:23I just know that I can make you hot.
14:27I'm not into lesbian stuff.
14:30There's nothing lesbian about it.
14:32Just turn around and I'll lock you up.
14:43You and William are in the bedroom.
14:46Can you see that?
14:48Yes.
14:49What's going on?
14:50What's going on?
14:51Describe it.
14:53We're in the bedroom.
14:57I'm wearing a white skirt.
14:59Go on.
15:00Okay.
15:01The skirt is almost exactly the same as the skirt.
15:05It has a netting.
15:07Except that it doesn't have a netting,
15:09so the skirt just goes where the fabric stops.
15:12And my hair is loose.
15:13No, I've put it up.
15:15But I've put it up loose so that the hair falls forward.
15:18I'm wearing a light pink lipstick.
15:21Not the brightest color I've ever worn,
15:23but the medium one, if you know what I mean.
15:26This actually works!
15:29Seriously?
15:30I think so.
15:31You get called to talk about clothes and makeup?
15:35Yes!
15:36People get called to talk about different things.
15:38I saw a VICE documentary once about a country girl
15:41who was called to talk about donkeys.
15:44I'm coming!
15:46Okay, so what do you have to do?
15:48We can't go. He hasn't called yet.
15:51Yes, but go home and wait.
15:53I can't go home. I've been drinking.
15:55Can't we just sit here?
15:57We can be quiet.
15:58Elva?
15:59Yes, I'm coming!
16:02Okay, okay.
16:03But you have to be completely quiet.
16:05And you have to go out that window.
16:07Okay?
16:18Hi!
16:19Hi! Didn't your boyfriend come by?
16:21Yes, but he sent me a message,
16:24and he wants to have a chat.
16:26Okay.
16:32How are you? Do you need help?
16:34No, I'm fine.
16:37What was that?
16:39I think I forgot to turn off a movie.
16:42I'll fix it.
16:53What are you doing here?
16:54Is Vilda here?
16:55No.
16:56Yes, but maybe she...
16:59Hi!
17:00Nice to meet you.
17:01Hi, William.
17:02The man of your dreams.
17:03No, no, no.
17:04This isn't my boyfriend.
17:06This is Vilda's boyfriend.
17:09Oh, yes? Who is Vilda?
17:11A friend.
17:13William thought Vilda was here,
17:14but she's not, so he's leaving now.
17:18Chris!
17:19Nora!
17:20Vilda!
17:22What are you doing here?
17:25We...
17:27Do you remember...
17:28I borrowed your jacket,
17:30so I had to...
17:31We were going to give it to you.
17:33But you weren't in your basement,
17:35so we left it outside your bag.
17:38No, I mean your window.
17:41Yes, thank you.
17:42But I'm sure you have to go now.
17:45Yes.
17:46Yes.
17:47We...
17:48We don't have many jackets to give away,
17:51so we have to...
17:52See you later!
17:55Bye!
17:59What's going on, Eva?
18:01Nothing's going on.
18:02Did the girls leave?
18:03No.
18:06Where the hell are you?
18:07Sorry, but I can't make it.
18:10What do you mean?
18:12I forgot I had to help my mom with something.
18:15Can't you just help her tomorrow?
18:17No, it's really important.
18:19I have to do something. It's stressful.
18:21Who are you talking to?
18:22Who was that?
18:23My sister.
18:25Jonas!
18:26I have to go now.
18:27I'm sorry.
18:52Look to the right.
18:54Let me get a close-up.
18:56Let me get a close-up.