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00:00The motor car in the hands of the average man is rapidly facing extinction.
00:12Truly, the average man is a creature of strange and unorthodox habits.
00:18Take the case of Mr. Walker. Mr. Walker lives in a quiet, respectable neighborhood.
00:24He's a typical average man, considered a good citizen and of average intelligence.
00:34He's a kindly man, courteous, punctual, and honest.
00:38Good morning, Mr. Walker. Good morning to you, Mr. Geef. Lovely day.
00:44Mr. Walker wouldn't hurt a fly, nor step on an ant. He believes in live and let live.
00:50Mr. Walker owns a motor car and considers himself a good driver.
01:00But once behind the wheel, a strange phenomenon takes place.
01:05Mr. Walker is charged with an overwhelming sense of power. His whole personality changes.
01:11Abruptly, he becomes an uncontrollable monster, a demon driver. Mr. Walker is now Mr. Wheeler,
01:19a motor. Hey, Geef, watch where you're going, stupid!
01:36Hey, do you think you own the whole road? Of course I own the road. My taxes pay for them.
01:45I voted for road guards. I paid for the roads, and I'll use them.
02:01Get off my road! Move over! Let me pass!
02:15Ah, shut up! Let him wait. It's a beautiful day.
02:24Fresh air.
02:27Nice music.
02:34Hey, get over here, you road hog!
02:49Signals. Oh, 30 seconds gone from your life. Gee whiz. Oh, dear me. Didn't bust it.
02:57Oh, want a race, do they? Well, he ain't gonna get ahead of me.
03:03Good morning.
03:34What luck. A parking place. The motorist's pot of gold. Not everyone has a spot to park in.
03:56Deprived of his protective armor, Mr. Wheeler, motorist, becomes Mr. Walker, pedestrian.
04:03Of a pedestrian crossing the street, it has often been said,
04:08fools step in where angels fear to tread, or
04:17a friend in need is a friend indeed.
04:26Where there's a will, there's a way.
04:34Stop!
04:59Extra here! Read all about it!
05:01Here, boy, here.
05:19Safe, Mr. Walker gains the haven of his car with the knowledge of how the other fellow feels,
05:25except once behind the wheel, Mr. Walker reverts to form and again becomes Mr. Wheeler, motorist.
05:34Come on! Move over! Get out of the way, road hog!
05:52Too bad, Mr. Wheeler. You've broken your toy. But let this be a lesson, Mr. Wheeler.
05:58Drive safely, play fair, give the other fellow a break, and ah, shut up!
06:29Where's my son, Mom?
06:31Tie up his hair.
06:33Huh?
06:35Tie up his hair.
06:37Tie up his hair?
06:39Tie up his hair.
06:41Tie up his hair.
06:43Tie up his hair.
06:45Tie up his hair.
06:47Tie up his hair.
06:49Tie up his hair.
06:51Tie up his hair.
06:53Tie up his hair.
06:55Tie up his hair.
06:58Mom, can you sing a song for me?
07:00A little song.
07:02A little song.
07:18I'll sing.
07:20I love you, Mom.
07:22I love you, Mom.
07:24I love you, Dad.
07:27I love you, Dad
07:29I love you, you
07:30You're so funny
07:32Give me kisses.
07:34Give me kisses.
07:36Give me kisses.
07:38Kisses.
07:40Kisses.
07:42Kisses.
07:44You put on a mask...
07:46Why are you so cold?
07:48Why are you so cold?
07:50Why are you so cold?
07:52Yeah, I'm cold.
07:54Why are you so cold?
07:56The motorcar in the hands of the average man is rapidly facing extinction.
08:25Today the average man is a creature of strange and unorthodox habits.
08:31Take the case of Mr. Walker.
08:35Mr. Walker lives in a quiet, respectable neighborhood.
08:37He is a typical average man, considered a good citizen and of average intelligence.
08:45He is a kindly man, courteous, punctual, and honest.
08:52Good morning, Mr. Walker.
08:53Good morning to you, Mr. Geef.
08:55Lovely day.
08:57Mr. Walker wouldn't hurt a fly, nor step on an ant.
09:01He believes in live and let live.
09:06Mr. Walker owns a motorcar and considers himself a good driver.
09:13But once behind the wheel, a strange phenomenon takes place.
09:19Mr. Walker is charged with an overwhelming sense of power.
09:23His whole personality changes.
09:24Abruptly, he becomes an uncontrollable monster, a demon driver.
09:29Mr. Walker is now Mr. Wheeler, a motor.
09:34Hey, Geef, watch where you're going, stupid.
09:41Oh, want a race, do they?
09:47Well, he ain't gonna get ahead of me.
10:09Good morning.
10:16What luck, a parking place, the motorist's pot of gold.
10:29Not everyone has a spot to park in.
10:31Deprived of his protective armor, Mr. Wheeler, motorist, becomes Mr. Walker, pedestrian.
10:48Of a pedestrian crossing the street, it has often been said, fools step in where angels
10:56fear to tread, or a friend in need is a friend indeed.
11:10Too bad, Mr. Wheeler, you've broken your toy.
11:13But let this be a lesson, Mr. Wheeler, drive safely, play fair, give the other fellow a
11:19break, and, ah, shut up!
11:49I'm sorry.
11:50I'm sorry.
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12:00I'm sorry.
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12:17I'm sorry.
12:18I'm so stupid.
12:19So stupid.
12:21Stupid!
12:34Go ahead, baby.
12:38Car's in the backscreen car!
12:40Car's in the backscreen car!
12:44Hey!
12:45Do you think you're on the Holy Road?
12:48Hmph. Of course I own the road. My taxes pay for them.
12:53I voted for road bonds. I paid for the roads. And I'll use them.
13:09Get off my road! Move over!
13:11Limit pass!
13:19Ah, shut up!
13:21Let him wait. It's a beautiful day.
13:26Fresh air.
13:29Nice music.
13:49Hey, get over here, you road hog!
13:57Signals. Oh, 30 seconds gone from your life.
14:01Gee whiz. Oh, dear me.
14:06Where there's a will, there's a way.
14:19Ha, ha, ha, ha!
14:40Extra here! Read all about it!
14:42Here, boy. Here.
14:49Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
14:52Safe. Mr. Walker gains the haven of his car.
14:55With the knowledge of how the other fellow feels.
14:58Except...
15:00Once behind the wheel, Mr. Walker reverts to form.
15:04And again becomes Mr. Wheeler.
15:06Motorist.
15:09Come on! Move over!
15:11Get out of the way!