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00:00Yet Novice. A channel for the whole family.
00:30Alik, a.k.a. Doc, a specialist in biology and medicine.
00:35Vika, the best driver of the group. Hobby is karting, mountain bike.
00:40Zheka, a.k.a. Bolshoi, a football fan. Specialization is power operations.
00:45Tyoma, a.k.a. Melkiy, the youngest member of the group. A master of disguise.
00:49Other data is absent.
00:51Bak, a representative of high-tech developments of extraterrestrial civilizations.
00:55Tasks are analytics and observation.
00:58They called themselves the Defenders.
01:13I made a list of the Defenders' weapons.
01:16We have a soap-bubble gun, a machine gun,
01:20a turbo pin, an electric whip, a heel tickler,
01:23two types of grenades, cinnamon and pepper, a chocolate grenade,
01:26and a gun that shoots chewing gum.
01:29Hm, and yet I think we need something new to fight the Maritas.
01:33What's new?
01:35Remember, I asked you to carry out lacrimatory-factor synthesis using an onion?
01:41Wow, a new candy? And how does it work?
01:46Hey, guys, how's the mood? Pretty botanical?
01:52Hm, a candy?
01:55Oh!
02:06Ouchie! Ouchie!
02:09Ouchie!
02:10Something like that.
02:17Ah, how wonderful!
02:20To fly like this to nowhere,
02:23looking at the myriads of stars around.
02:28Ah, just bliss.
02:32Yeah, I don't even want to bang on something.
02:38Weird.
02:40No need to attack anyone.
02:44No one to run away from.
02:47It's a pity that the Maritas won't agree with our opinion.
02:51Do you know why?
02:53Why?
02:55Because I'm the number one intergalactic pirate!
03:05I order you to capture everything around,
03:08even if no one needs it!
03:17Are you having fun?
03:22Boss, is that you?
03:28Course 5-1, Centaurs North, boss.
03:32Well, let's change the course.
03:34I came up with a way to destroy our main enemies.
03:38I made an ink bomb that will explode
03:44and repaint their blue planet black.
03:49Black is my favorite color!
03:51Great, boss!
03:53So where are we going?
03:55Where our main enemies live.
03:59Oh, I know!
04:02They live everywhere, boss!
04:07Let's keep the course to Earth.
04:14Are you ready?
04:15Yes, we can start.
04:17Kira and I would like to demonstrate a new type of weapon for the group.
04:21Teardrop candies based on onions!
04:27Well done, Kira!
04:28Well done, Alik!
04:29I like it.
04:30Can I have one?
04:31No, until everyone gets familiar with the safety equipment.
04:35I just want to see.
04:38Maximka!
04:40Tyomochka!
04:43You didn't close the gate!
04:47Oh, you're all here!
04:49Grandma, what is this barrel?
04:52The neighbor asked to put it in the garage for a couple of days.
04:56Grandma, that's why we put it in order,
04:59to put all kinds of junk here.
05:02If someone needs it, it's not junk at all.
05:06Besides, it's for a couple of days.
05:09It's okay, there will be a friend for Grandma.
05:13Well, thank you, Vika.
05:17What? I was just kidding.
05:19Okay.
05:20Grandma, I'm sorry I compared you to a rusty barrel.
05:24Besides, it's too old for you.
05:29Well, I suppose you are quite capable of dealing with aliens without a rusty barrel.
05:34Hey, she apologized!
05:37Dad, what's there?
05:39I'm getting data.
05:41An alien aircraft has landed in the near-earth orbit.
05:46It has an ink bomb on board.
05:48An ink bomb!
05:50It's a molotov!
05:52Let's get out of here!
05:56Can I have a couple of your new onions?
05:59Here, I hope you won't eat them.
06:02No, I won't.
06:07I can't stand chocolate.
06:16Come on, come on, hurry up!
06:18Boss, I'm doing everything I can!
06:21Then get ready and do the impossible!
06:24Am I right, boss?
06:34What was that?
06:35Well...
06:37I think we're entering the atmosphere, boss.
06:40I doubt it.
06:41Timur, we need to check the compartments.
06:44Dad, over. How do you hear me?
06:47We hear you well.
06:49Try to install an alien ship scanner.
06:52We can connect to the molotov computer.
06:58It seems quiet.
07:00Quiet.
07:05No laughing!
07:08No laughing!
07:28Well, that's great.
07:30Forgive me for everything.
07:37A few hours later...
07:46Big one, can you stop crying?
07:49You don't look like a hero.
07:52Honestly, I can't.
07:55He'll cry for another five minutes.
07:58That's it, defenders!
08:00Finite comedy!
08:02That's what they say here.
08:04Now I will destroy your land
08:07and take what belongs to me.
08:10That's it!
08:12Now no one, no one can stop me from doing this!
08:18Why does he always start talking instead of just laughing?
08:30I want you to beg me
08:33for the intergalactic pirate number one.
08:37You won't get it.
08:39Are you crazy?
08:41We will beg.
08:43Really?
08:45First of all, I want to say
08:47that it was an honor for us
08:49to fight such a notorious villain like you.
08:52What?
08:54I want to say that you are the greatest intergalactic pirate.
08:58You make it so horrible
09:01that I just laugh out of despair.
09:06Yes, I'm like that.
09:08What are you doing?
09:10We're stalling.
09:12I think Kira and Pak are trying to get into their ship's system.
09:17Hey!
09:19Stop whispering!
09:21Whatever you say.
09:23If you want, we can leave.
09:26Get out of here!
09:29Stop!
09:31Freeze!
09:57We're entering the ship's system.
09:59Great!
10:30Stop!
10:38It's all gone!
10:40It's going to explode!
10:42We won't make it!
10:44It's all gone!
10:46Molotov will destroy us all!
10:50It's going to explode!
10:52We won't make it!
10:54Wait!
10:56Ahh!
10:58Oh!
10:59That's a good idea.
11:03The lock is locked.
11:13The lock is locked.
11:15We've locked the lock
11:17and transferred it to manual control.
11:19Unlock us!
11:21It's not possible.
11:23What should we do?
11:25I have to learn how to fly by hand.
11:29I'm going to fly.
11:38Bak, direct me!
11:43Open the hatch on the right.
11:45Ok.
11:47The lid is jammed.
11:48Pull the main lever.
11:53What's next, Bak?
11:54There's a red button there. Press it harder.
12:00All right. I'm coming back.
12:02I'm coming back.
12:23Error. The lock is locked.
12:26Cancel.
12:27Canceling is impossible.
12:30Oh, no!
12:32I'm gonna throw up.
12:41Not bad for a rusty barrel.
12:43Stop it. I'm already embarrassed.
12:46Okay.
12:47Okay? You forgot?
12:49No. It's good that I'm embarrassed.
12:51Just kidding.
13:00I want my ship to be clean and shiny
13:06better than it was before you,
13:09morons, blew up the ink bomb on your ship!
13:15Is that clear?
13:19Boss, the best rag is specially for you.
13:23You say it's a rag?
13:25No, no, no!
13:29It's a rag.
13:30It's a rag.
13:59Thanks for watching.