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00:01:49One perfect patty on a pristine plate in a squeaky clean crusty crab man. Oh, man. Do I love my job?
00:01:56Hey, mr. Krabs, what's a good word? Well, actually Spongebob, uh, there's two words and they're not very good you're fired
00:02:06By art, well you see I've been doing some calculating and you know crunching the old numbers
00:02:13And it turns out that I'll save a whole nickel if I cut your salary
00:02:18completely
00:02:21Yeah
00:02:25And I lose my vendors license blah blah blah blah blah. Oh, excuse me. Is that mine? Well, I don't know maybe
00:02:35You know, I love you like a son
00:02:45Me can I get fired too? I'm afraid not Squidward. You've got seniority. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's gotta be you son
00:02:52Your can here's your pink slip I'm giving you the X
00:03:00You're fired
00:03:22Need the hat
00:03:27Go ahead
00:03:53Okay
00:03:56You know, it just won't be the same around here without you you'll have to visit sometime as a customer
00:04:02Oh
00:04:16This day couldn't get any better
00:04:19Well, Eugene, let me commend you on a terrific business decision
00:04:23But now that Spongebob's gone who will be running the grill Squidward?
00:04:26I'll have you know, I was five times voted spatula in the Navy. So I'll be running the grill
00:04:33I can smell the grease fires already
00:04:48Mr. Krabs feels he doesn't need me anymore
00:04:51What's that Gary? You need me? Oh the unconditional love of a pet. Oh
00:04:58I'm sorry here. I am wallowing in my misery and it's past your dinnertime
00:05:09I'm used to feed everyone in Bikini Bottom. No, I just beat you
00:05:20Thanks, Gary
00:05:23That's how I used to hold my spatula
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00:05:43Heard you crying
00:05:47Gee I'm sorry. Why don't you come inside? Okay
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00:05:53Spongebob why are you making me so sad? Patrick the most horrible thing happened today? I got
00:06:02Free french fries
00:06:06Right for Tata's
00:06:10Coffee for pay I
00:06:13Can't think of any more food that starts with the letter C Spongebob. It's not food Patrick
00:06:18I got fired. Hey, it's great being unemployed is the best gig. I know
00:06:25Tell you what, meet me tomorrow morning and I'll introduce you to the wonders of the unemployed lifestyle
00:06:33Sorry, Patrick. I can't I have to work. Oh
00:06:36Yeah, okay
00:06:42The next morning
00:06:48Oh
00:06:59Hey, buddy, are you ready ready for your first day of glorious unemployment or as I like to call it
00:07:07fun employment
00:07:13That's a spirit
00:07:15Now the first stop on our tour of fun employment is a healthy breakfast with our good friend
00:07:23Mr. Squidward, it's good work
00:07:29How many times do I have to tell you
00:07:32Oh
00:07:44No you try
00:07:49Hey Squidward, look at me. I'm fun employed
00:07:53Hey
00:08:00You're good at this next on our itinerary a brief mid-morning siesta
00:08:23Wow
00:08:43Come on sad pants, you know, it always picks me up
00:08:53Oh
00:09:23Oh
00:09:53You're right Sandy, I'm afraid I can't do this anymore Patrick
00:10:08Unemployment may be fun for you, but I need to get a job
00:10:11Who do you think you're fooling you loser? You couldn't keep a job if you tried. Hey, you can't talk to my friend like that
00:10:17Oh
00:10:19Don't listen to him SpongeBob. You need to follow your heart. Thanks Patrick. It's time to rejoin the workforce
00:10:26Gainful employment here. I come
00:10:48Greetings purveyor of elongated sausage products. I would love to work at your establishment. Well, you do look enthusiastic
00:10:57All right kid, let's see what you got so this is the kitchen
00:11:06This grill is not in very good shape. Oh, we don't use the grill we cook everything on the roller
00:11:14Good luck kid
00:11:18Hmm
00:11:25There's something not quite right about this food, but I'm not sure what it is
00:11:44Hey, where are those weenies
00:11:48See your weenies, sir
00:11:51What in the name of Davy Jones's gym shorts are these they're weenie patties, what are you some kind of nut?
00:11:57You've ruined my weenies. You're fired
00:12:01Mr. Krabs, why mr. Who mr. Weiner just go
00:12:12Hello pizza pie hole
00:12:17Excuse me, mr. Pizza man. You need a fry cup. Oh boy. Do I can you make pizza?
00:12:24probably
00:12:28Oh, that's amazing. Congratulations. You're hired
00:12:36Well, it's no Krabby Patty, but perhaps I'll find contentment
00:12:40Hi, buddy. How's the pizza coming almost done, but I did change the recipe a bit
00:12:45No problem few extra toppings never hurt anyone
00:12:50What have you done? You've turned an innocent pizza into a pizza patty. It's an abomination
00:12:56Yeah, I'm deliciousness. You're fired
00:13:00We'll make the Krabby Patties Krabby Patties. What do you think? This is the Krusty Krab?
00:13:09Like I need his dumb job anyway, hope his pepperoni falls off
00:13:15Oh
00:13:18Man may I have a job for four? Hmm. All right. Let's see what you can do with a burrito
00:13:32Interesting, it's some sort of burrito patty. Hmm. Who'd like to taste it? I'll give it a go
00:13:41You're fired
00:13:45But I'm giving you the best years of my life, mr. Krabs get the step
00:14:01You're fired
00:14:03And take your noodle panty with you, oh, I'll take it. All right. I'll take it to go
00:14:09Oh
00:14:14For years, I worked at the Krusty Krab now, I've been fired five times in one day
00:14:19Who are you gonna cook for now? SpongeBob?
00:14:22Sorry Gary you must be starving
00:14:25Don't worry care bear. I'll open up a can of snail poke for you. Oh, no, we're all out of snail poke
00:14:31We'll just have to make our own
00:14:39Oh
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00:15:37Could have sworn I heard a knock at the door
00:15:40Oh
00:15:47Mr. Weenie
00:15:49Congratulations, SpongeBob. You've been promoted, but you just fired me
00:15:53That's mustard under the bun my boy. The important thing is my customers love your little sliders now get to work
00:16:01I'm pretty sure this is illegal. What am I gonna do now?
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00:16:06Kid you need help out of here
00:16:08Yes, please. That wiener has been chained to the grill and he really seems to be relishing it. I have something to free you
00:16:23Great now you can get to my grill
00:16:29Parmesan crusty breadstick
00:16:34Where you going with my fry cook?
00:16:40I'll take one fry cook to go
00:16:43I
00:17:03Was on hand that's fun
00:17:13I
00:17:27Take him just don't hurt me
00:17:35Crabby patty gone downhill. How can you serve this slob? I'm never eating here again
00:17:43Come back
00:17:46SpongeBob
00:17:47Squidward you found him
00:17:50Squidward
00:17:52I'm afraid so
00:17:54SpongeBob yes Squidward, you know, I hate you, right? Yes
00:17:59Yes, I do. Well, I hate the smell of burning crabby patties even more. Please come back and be the fry cook again
00:18:06Well, if it's okay with you, mr. Krabs, oh
00:18:09Lady I should have never let you go. The Krusty Krab is falling apart without you
00:18:39I
00:19:09All of the most intelligent programming starts before 5 a.m.
00:19:31Our programming will begin shortly
00:19:35No, no, no take your time. It's worth the wait
00:19:43Your source for the latest in exotic pets collectible jewel-encrusted mittens
00:19:50And classical doorbell chimes how sophisticated
00:19:55Oh
00:20:00Yeah, I haven't made the coffee yet why in the world would they cancel fad and fancy what could possibly be more enriching
00:20:25Hey, I'm Zeus the guitar Lord, I don't have a guitar yet, but if I did I would want a really killer one
00:20:33like this
00:20:36He obviously doesn't know the first thing about music this is an outrage
00:20:46Hello, where is my fab and fancy?
00:20:50I'm quite certain you wouldn't know culture if it bit you on the guitar
00:20:55I don't have a guitar do they give a show to just anybody over there pretty much my mom gave me this one for my
00:21:02birthday
00:21:03Really? Yeah, I wanted a guitar or a star named after me, but you know, whatever. I guess a TV show is cool
00:21:10It's that easy
00:21:14Hello bikini-bottom public access
00:21:16Give me a TV show. Give me a TV show. I want to show
00:21:19Come on just a few more minutes, sweetie, and it'll be your turn to bask in the limelight
00:21:39So where will said basking take place like I would tell you
00:21:43Oh, I've waited my whole life to have enough glory to rub it in someone's face anyone's face
00:21:53Even that face. Okay. I'll tell you but the last thing I would want is for you to show up. So plug your ears
00:22:02Well, I don't want to toot my own whistle, but wait. No, that's exactly what I mean to do
00:22:14Oh
00:22:20The kiddie bottom public access presents Squidward chat with your host Squidward
00:22:26Tentacles greetings. I'm Squidward tentacles your host of Squidward chat
00:22:32Today on Squidward chat we'll be discussing something near and dear to my heart
00:22:40Under appreciated artists like myself Squidward on TV
00:22:55Squidward, you're on TV
00:22:57No really Squidward, come on
00:22:59I know I'm on TV, see the camera?
00:23:02You're on TV too
00:23:04TV?
00:23:10As I was saying today on Squidward chat we'll be discussing
00:23:14So I ran to tell Squidward that he was on TV and he told me that I was on TV
00:23:19And now you're on TV
00:23:20I'm on TV?
00:23:22This isn't happening
00:23:24I'm not on TV
00:23:26Spongebob I went home and turned on my TV but I wasn't on the TV
00:23:28Why did you lie to me Spongebob?
00:23:30Why?
00:23:32Patrick just how dumb are you?
00:23:34It varies
00:23:36If you want to be on TV you have to be in front of the camera
00:23:38Oh
00:23:40I get it
00:23:42I get it
00:23:44I get it
00:23:46I get it
00:23:48I get it
00:23:50Oh
00:23:52I get it
00:23:54Hi TV people
00:23:58In my mouth
00:24:00It's on TV
00:24:02This is disgusting
00:24:08Spongebob
00:24:10You gotta try this
00:24:16Patrick, Spongebob
00:24:18Get off my camera
00:24:24You get out of here
00:24:26Got it
00:24:28If you like the camera so much why don't you be the camera man
00:24:32Camera man?
00:24:34That means you take all the pretty pictures
00:24:36Alright
00:24:38Let me do something too please
00:24:40Fine you can be the sound man
00:24:42Sound man?
00:24:44Imbeciles
00:24:46What are you talking about?
00:24:48Why isn't the camera on me?
00:24:50No, I'm the one talking
00:24:54I'm right here
00:24:56Today on Squidward Chat
00:24:58We'll be discussing the underappreciated arts
00:25:02Patrick get down here
00:25:04As I was saying
00:25:06Today will be
00:25:08Today
00:25:10Oh
00:25:28Now I was going to tell you about my fabulous
00:25:30It's heavy.
00:25:31Thanks.
00:25:32But it itches.
00:25:33I gotta go potty.
00:25:34Squidward has his own TV show?
00:25:35Well, you'll just have to hold it, Patrick.
00:25:36Now, if there are no more interruptions, eat at the Krusty Krab, home of the original
00:25:37Krabby Patty.
00:25:38And remember, we change our grease monthly.
00:25:39Ouch!
00:25:40Ow!
00:25:41Ow!
00:25:42Ow!
00:25:43Ow!
00:25:44Ow!
00:25:45Ow!
00:25:46Ow!
00:25:47Ow!
00:25:48Ow!
00:25:49Ow!
00:25:50Ow!
00:25:51Ow!
00:25:52Ow!
00:25:53Ow!
00:25:54Ow!
00:25:55Ow!
00:25:56Ow!
00:25:57Ow!
00:25:58Ow!
00:25:59Ow!
00:26:00Ow!
00:26:01Ow!
00:26:02Ow!
00:26:03Ow!
00:26:04Ow!
00:26:05Krusty Krab!
00:26:06Krusty Krab!
00:26:07We don't just want you.
00:26:08We want your money, too!
00:26:09Whee!
00:26:10Doggy!
00:26:11I can line dance better than that.
00:26:12Yee-haw!
00:26:13Daddy!
00:26:14I'm borrowing your wallet.
00:26:15Line dancing?
00:26:16Ew!
00:26:17That is so lame.
00:26:18What they need is my way-cool cheer routine.
00:26:19It's gonna be a hit!
00:26:20Ow!
00:26:21Ow!
00:26:22Ow!
00:26:23Ow!
00:26:24Ow!
00:26:25Ow!
00:26:26Ow!
00:26:27Ow!
00:26:29Oh, please.
00:26:30I can cause far more collateral damage than that.
00:26:33Karen, where'd you put my death ray?
00:26:35Go, Teen Go!
00:26:37Go, Teen Go!
00:26:39Go, Teen Go!
00:26:40Go, Teen Go!
00:26:44My shorts are wet!
00:26:45Fight, Teen!
00:26:46Fight!
00:26:47Fight, Teen!
00:26:48Fight!
00:26:49Fight, Teen!
00:26:50Fight!
00:26:51Eat at the chump bucket or perish!
00:26:55Krusty Krab!
00:26:56Krusty Krab!
00:26:57Get the Krusty Krab!
00:26:59No! My shawl!
00:27:06You seem tense.
00:27:09That's it! Everybody out!
00:27:12What do you think this is, huh? Some kind of housewarming?
00:27:15Did somebody say housewarming?
00:27:17Hey, everyone! It's a housewarming!
00:27:28Get off my set! This is not funny!
00:27:33Actually, I'd say the show is doing just fine.
00:27:38At least according to our latest ratings.
00:27:45This is actually a lot by public access standards.
00:27:48Everyone is working out.
00:27:50Except for you.
00:27:53You.
00:27:54You.
00:27:55And you.
00:27:56Me!
00:28:00And now, Bikini Bottom's top public access show for the last 20 weeks,
00:28:05Squidward's House Party!
00:28:07With your host,
00:28:10Zeus the Guitar Lord!
00:28:13Hey, Bikini Bottom!
00:28:15Are you ready to party Squidward style?
00:28:21Thank you for making us number one,
00:28:23because I was finally able to get a new guitar!
00:28:27Thanks, Squidward!
00:28:30Let's party!
00:28:54Teamwork down! I'm trying to sleep!
00:29:05The coast looks clear.
00:29:11Bye, Squidward!
00:29:17Today I feel like doing something fun.
00:29:21Today I feel like doing some dancing!
00:29:25That's funny. Even a barnacle knows you need music to dance.
00:29:29Oh, I got music, friend. In my mind.
00:29:35Oh, I love this song!
00:29:39Here I go!
00:29:50Oh, I love this song!
00:29:52Oh, I love this song!
00:29:54Oh, I love this song!
00:29:56Oh, I love this song!
00:29:58Oh, I love this song!
00:30:00Oh, I love this song!
00:30:02Oh, I love this song!
00:30:04Oh, I love this song!
00:30:06Oh, I love this song!
00:30:08Oh, I love this song!
00:30:10Oh, I love this song!
00:30:12Oh, I love this song!
00:30:14Oh, I love this song!
00:30:16Oh, I love this song!
00:30:19Huh?
00:30:34You're crabby, Daddy Man! Now eat it, swallow it, and chew it down!
00:30:38Oh, thank you very much, darling! And your dance moves are really cool, too!
00:30:41Really? You like my dancing?
00:30:43That's right, kids. You got the dazzle-dazzle-dazzle.
00:30:45Dazzle, I love how you did that shuffle into the moonsault and then stuck the landing.
00:30:49Oh, well, it's very nice of you to say.
00:30:51Wait! I'm not finished speaking, Gorillaz.
00:30:54I'm a high-class talent agent, and I want to invite you to an audition.
00:30:57I have a very talented client who needs a backup dancer, and you've got what it takes.
00:31:01Come down to my dad's studio tomorrow at noon.
00:31:04You're going places, kid.
00:31:06Would you please stop dancing?
00:31:08No, I can't stop dancing now, Squidward.
00:31:11I have to practice for my big audition tomorrow.
00:31:13You got a dance audition?
00:31:15That's right! So I gotta practice as much as I can before tomorrow.
00:31:18Dance audition?
00:31:19That idiot has a dance audition?
00:31:22He doesn't know the first thing about the subtle intricacies of dance.
00:31:26Let him practice till he drops.
00:31:28He's never gonna get that part.
00:31:30That's it! He'll just have to practice till he drops.
00:31:34When he does, I'll be there all leotarded up and ready to show my stuff.
00:31:40Oh, SpongeBob! SpongeBob! Wait, SpongeBob!
00:31:42I mean, um, I suppose I could take you under my tutelage, you know?
00:31:47Show you a few moves.
00:31:49Under your tutelage? Really? You mean it?
00:31:51But you must do exactly what I say. Got that?
00:31:54I am dance putty in your hands.
00:31:57Hmm.
00:32:02What are you doing, Squidward?
00:32:03Oh, um, just a physical assessment I do with all my new pupils.
00:32:08Yeah, I'd say judging from the condition of those flabby ankles.
00:32:12Flabby?
00:32:12That's right. You'll need some physical conditioning before you ever set foot on a dance park, eh?
00:32:18I want you to run to the top of Oyster Peak and back.
00:32:21Oh, anything to get rid of these flabby ankles of mine.
00:32:24By the time that idiot gets back, you'll be too tired to dance.
00:32:27Ha! What are you doing here?
00:32:29I'm back from Mount Oyster. Here, got this for you at the gift shop.
00:32:32Fine. Let's move on to our first dance lesson.
00:32:36I want you to moonwalk on this treadmill while I read this entire novel.
00:32:46What? Is he still at it?
00:32:51My treadmill!
00:32:52You know, Squidward, exercising's fun and all, but when am I gonna learn some dancing?
00:32:56All right, you wanna learn some dancing? I'll show you dancing!
00:33:01You know what gets people going? Ribbons!
00:33:06Woo!
00:33:07Now, do just as I did.
00:33:10Like this?
00:33:37Like that, Squidward?
00:33:39Okay, try this. It's simple and a real showstopper. Pay close attention.
00:33:54Now you.
00:33:55Gee, I don't know. Are you sure?
00:33:57You wanna ace the audition, don't you?
00:33:59Well, yes, but...
00:34:00Then do it!
00:34:01You wanna ace the audition, don't you?
00:34:03Well, yes, but...
00:34:04Then do it!
00:34:31Woo!
00:35:02Enough!
00:35:03Listen, you pea-brain, we are gonna keep working on your routine until you get it right.
00:35:08And I don't care how long it takes.
00:35:11Now, watch closely.
00:35:14And a-one.
00:35:16And a-two.
00:35:17And a-ha!
00:35:19You think you can handle that?
00:35:20Yes, sir.
00:35:21Then go and practice it.
00:35:23And don't stop until you've done it.
00:35:25And a-one.
00:35:26And a-two.
00:35:27And a-ha!
00:35:28You think you can handle that?
00:35:29Yes, sir.
00:35:30Then don't stop until you've done exactly as I did.
00:35:34And a-one.
00:35:35And a-two.
00:35:36And a-ha!
00:35:37No.
00:35:38And a-one.
00:35:39And a-two.
00:35:40And a-ha!
00:35:41No.
00:35:42Remember, don't stop until you've done it right.
00:35:44Right, Squidward!
00:35:45And a-one.
00:35:46And a-two.
00:35:47And a-ha!
00:35:48No.
00:35:55Better go check on the little yellow sea monkey's progress.
00:36:00SpongeBob, have you learned the moves?
00:36:02And a-one.
00:36:03And a-two.
00:36:04And a-ha!
00:36:05Oh, come on now.
00:36:06After all I've done for you, we've got one day, SpongeBob.
00:36:10You're right.
00:36:11Let's go, let's go.
00:36:12We're burning daylight.
00:36:25And a-one.
00:36:26And a-two.
00:36:27And a-ha!
00:36:29Is that okay, Squidward?
00:36:30I'm still not convinced.
00:36:31Do it again.
00:36:45Good night, sweet prince.
00:36:47And hello stardom for yours truly.
00:36:54We're tiny, we're cuddly, we're bubbly, bubbly, cuddly.
00:36:58That was very cute, girls.
00:37:00In fact, it's too cute.
00:37:02You're out.
00:37:03I told you it was a stupid idea.
00:37:06And I hate you, too.
00:37:07Let's see who's next.
00:37:10SpongeBob SquarePants.
00:37:12Oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
00:37:14SpongeBob!
00:37:15I guess he's not here.
00:37:17Too bad, he was good.
00:37:18But who could replace a dancer of such high caliber?
00:37:21Only the best dancer in Bikini Bottom.
00:37:24Really?
00:37:25Well, I'll be the judge of that.
00:37:28Observe a true master at work.
00:37:43Oh, sweet sassafras.
00:37:45Do mine eyes deceive me?
00:37:47That was the greatest routine since the greatest thing since sliced bread dancing routine.
00:37:51Congratulations, you got the gig.
00:37:54Oh, baby, I knew it.
00:37:56You won't be sorry you made this decision.
00:37:58I don't think you'll be sorry, either.
00:38:00Because you'll be dancing in Squilliam's show.
00:38:05Well, don't just stand there.
00:38:07Get the sand out of your leotard and dance for me, nitwit.
00:38:14Dance!
00:38:19Not like that, kelp for brains.
00:38:21You call that dancing?
00:38:23Do it like this.
00:38:25Here I go.
00:38:32Who put you on the planet?
00:38:35Now do it exactly as I did and don't stop till you get it right.
00:38:39And I don't care how long it takes.
00:38:46I was up for that part.
00:38:49My daughter lies over the ocean.
00:38:53My daughter lies over...
00:39:04Blimey, Stone, that's a horrible reek.
00:39:06I knew I was forgetting something.
00:39:09Bring back the money to me.
00:39:19Is that strange?
00:39:20I'm sure I can remember scoring the cat back on the toothpaste.
00:39:23But here it is on the edge of the sink, plain as day.
00:39:26These are strange times we're living in.
00:39:28Daddy!
00:39:30That sounded like my beloved teenage daughter, Pearl.
00:39:33I'm coming, princess!
00:39:37Pearl, what in the name of Neptune's Aunt Nancy is with all this ruckus?
00:39:42No!
00:39:47It's happening to me!
00:39:53Pearl, this is terrible!
00:39:55I paid 30 bucks for that bed!
00:39:58Of course, that was when you were a newborn.
00:40:00Maybe if I crunched a few numbers and checked the warranty, I could...
00:40:03I need food!
00:40:07Okay, Pearl, I wasn't sure what to get you.
00:40:09I just brought the whole...
00:40:13...refrigerator.
00:40:17Pearl, I somehow just realized what's happening.
00:40:19So did I.
00:40:20You're having one of them, you know, one of them growth spouts.
00:40:25That's all.
00:40:26It means you're healthy.
00:40:29It means I need food!
00:40:32It means I need food!
00:40:36Empty!
00:40:37What am I, chopped liver?
00:40:38Not a speck of food to be spoken of.
00:40:40Well, you're just gonna have to go buy some.
00:40:44Yes.
00:40:45Can't!
00:40:46It's late, and all the shops are closed.
00:40:48We're just gonna have to wait until morning to find you something to eat.
00:40:51Wait, what's that green stuff in your pocket?
00:40:53Eh? Where?
00:40:54There!
00:40:55Need money?
00:40:56I'll just have to eat this.
00:40:59No, wait!
00:41:00I'll think of something!
00:41:04Where? Where? Food? Where?
00:41:06Where?
00:41:20Must protect Guardian.
00:41:25Only thing that makes life worth living.
00:41:30Peanuts!
00:41:37These peanut worms are pets!
00:41:40Not vegetables!
00:41:47Who's there?
00:41:48I'm warning you.
00:41:49I have a blunt instrument here, and I'm not afraid to use it.
00:41:55There you are, sucker!
00:42:01Peanuts!
00:42:04Cucumbers!
00:42:05Squirting me!
00:42:06Flying stuff!
00:42:14Jackpot!
00:42:16Surely Patrick could spare a few morsels.
00:42:18After all, it's for a worthy cause.
00:42:20He'd be loving Pearl.
00:42:24Don't worry, Pearl.
00:42:25Daddy found you some vittles.
00:42:27Vittles?
00:42:30Spatum feeders.
00:42:44Pearl!
00:42:45I brought you some...
00:42:49Cereal.
00:42:50More, Daddy! More!
00:42:54There, there, my darling.
00:42:56He's gone now.
00:42:57And if he comes back, we'll make sure he never walks again!
00:43:02Which way did you say the kidnapper ran, Miss, uh...
00:43:05Mrs, uh...
00:43:06Ms...
00:43:07Mrs...
00:43:08Ms...
00:43:09Mrs, uh...
00:43:10So, which way did you say he went?
00:43:11I said he went that way.
00:43:17Anything else?
00:43:18No.
00:43:24Got it. Johnson?
00:43:27Well, looks like whoever it was is gone now, ma'am.
00:43:31Enjoy the rest of your evening.
00:43:33I tell you, these calls are getting more and more weird.
00:43:36I mean, what kind of nutcase would want to break into someone's vegetable garden at this time of night?
00:43:46Well, I doubt he's gonna turn up anywhere near here again tonight.
00:43:48What do you say we go check out that new 24-hour taser emporium you were talking about?
00:43:57Food!
00:44:10Not food.
00:44:17Tangy cured meats?
00:44:19Exotic spices?
00:44:20A bread box overflowing with baguettes?
00:44:22Yummy stuff everywhere!
00:44:25I'll start with the fridge.
00:44:27Candied sea yams?
00:44:29Pickled urchins?
00:44:30Anemone pies?
00:44:32A bucket of coleslaw?
00:44:34Et cetera.
00:44:36Ooh, more et cetera.
00:44:42Oh, well. I needed to lose a little weight anyway.
00:44:45And that's what I told him.
00:44:47I said, if you're not gonna bring an extra set of batteries, then why even carry a...
00:44:52Hey, mister!
00:44:54What's with the sack?
00:44:56Sack?
00:44:57Yeah, sack. That big, giant sack thing you're carrying on your back. That sack.
00:45:02It's, uh, I'm practicing to be Sandy Claus for the holidays.
00:45:12Okay, you have a safe night now.
00:45:13Thanks again, officer!
00:45:14Be seeing you in a couple months.
00:45:17Happy holidays.
00:45:19Okay, Pearlie, I got some more middles here for ya.
00:45:22Yeah.
00:45:33More!
00:45:35I was afraid you were gonna say that.
00:45:48I wasn't stealing food!
00:45:50Mr. Krabs, how could you do this to me?
00:45:52SpongeBob, I'm sorry. I had no other choice.
00:45:54See, I'm coming over for a slumber party without even giving you a chance to put my best PJs on.
00:45:58I mean, look at these things.
00:46:00Just give me one minute to change, and when I get back, we can get started on some s'mores and popcorn.
00:46:04Good idea, SpongeBob. That sounds super.
00:46:08Not so fast.
00:46:10That Krab is a food thief.
00:46:13He snuck into my house in the middle of the night,
00:46:15stole every last morsel in my kitchen,
00:46:18and he even swiped my entire collection of smoked kielbasa.
00:46:22But I thought he was having a slumber party at my house.
00:46:24I don't care. I'm calling the police.
00:46:27Squidward, wait! You can't!
00:46:29Oh? And why is that?
00:46:31Because if you do, I'll fire you.
00:46:34No! If I go to prison, who's gonna feed Pearl?
00:46:38Hello, police.
00:46:39Hold it! I'll... I'll...
00:46:41You'll what? You'll give me your golden tooth?
00:46:49I didn't even know Mr. Krabs had a gold tooth.
00:46:52Neither did I.
00:46:53Oh, SpongeBob! What am I gonna do?
00:46:58Oh, don't worry, Mr. Krabs.
00:47:00I had a tooth pulled a few years ago. Only hurts for a couple of days.
00:47:03That's not that boy those nurse died years ago.
00:47:06It's me dear daughter, Pearl.
00:47:08Pearl, what happened?
00:47:10She's going through one of them growth spurts, and I can't find a way to feed her.
00:47:15Mr. Krabs, you're the owner of the most delightfully delicious restaurant in Bikini Bottom.
00:47:20Why don't you just take her there to eat?
00:47:22Hold on, boy. I said I was trying to feed me daughter.
00:47:25That'd completely obliterate me inventory.
00:47:27You don't have to do that.
00:47:29I know a special ingredient that can make one Krabby Patty taste like a million.
00:47:34Ow!
00:47:38So hungry.
00:47:40Not gonna make it.
00:47:44SpongeBob, hurry it up!
00:47:46Hang in there, Mr. Krabs. Almost ready.
00:47:48You've been saying that for the last...
00:47:55Daddy, I'm not hungry anymore.
00:47:58And I've stopped growing. I feel great.
00:48:02Boy, I'm glad that's over.
00:48:04And it only cost me one Krabby Patty.
00:48:07Say, what was that secret ingredient you used in there anyways, boy?
00:48:11It was love, Mr. Krabs.
00:48:13It was love.
00:48:32Can you two be quiet?
00:48:43Didn't think so.
00:48:45What are you barnacle heads doing anyway?
00:48:47Patrick and I are practicing our favorite noises.
00:48:49Mine is a dolphin laughing.
00:48:52And my favorite is the plaintiff's song of the blue whale.
00:48:58Huh? Did you hear that?
00:49:00What's wrong, Frank?
00:49:01That song. It sounds just like Martha.
00:49:04Frank, how many times do I have to tell you?
00:49:06Martha's no good for you. She's just no good.
00:49:11Why would you want to practice such horrible sounds?
00:49:14It's one of the activities in our favorite magazine, Simple Con.
00:49:18A ton of simple things to do.
00:49:20Must be very mentally challenging for you.
00:49:22Oh, it is.
00:49:23Yeah, it is.
00:49:25Oh, it is.
00:49:26Yeah, it made me look more smart-like.
00:49:30What does the magazine say we should do next?
00:49:32Well, let's take a look.
00:49:34I think we've done everything in this issue.
00:49:36Oh, except for this one.
00:49:37The best friend quiz.
00:49:39Do you really know your best friend?
00:49:41Oh, this should be easy.
00:49:42Patrick and I know everything about each other.
00:49:44Well, you two have fun with your mutual ignoramus society.
00:49:48Bye, Squidward.
00:49:50Moron.
00:49:51Bye again.
00:49:52You go first, Patrick.
00:49:53Oh, no. After you, old buddy.
00:49:55Au contraire. After you, mon ami.
00:49:57Please. After you, pal.
00:50:00No, no, no, no, no. After you. Best is best.
00:50:03Just pick one.
00:50:05And there's another three where that came from.
00:50:07I'll go first.
00:50:09Question one.
00:50:10What is your best friend's favorite color?
00:50:12Hmm, I'm thinking...
00:50:15Aquamarine.
00:50:16I hate to burst your bubble, but my favorite color is...
00:50:20It is aquamarine.
00:50:22Sorry I doubted you.
00:50:23No problem.
00:50:24Is your best friend right or left-handed?
00:50:27The answer is right-handed.
00:50:29How did you know?
00:50:32Simple, Patrick.
00:50:33It's because you're my best friend.
00:50:35Aww.
00:50:36Is your best friend's belly button an innie or an outie?
00:50:40Oh.
00:50:41No peeking.
00:50:43No need to peek, Patrick.
00:50:45I can do this with my eyes closed.
00:50:47Eyes closed.
00:50:49You have...
00:50:52What will his answer be?
00:50:54The suspense is killing me.
00:50:55An innie!
00:50:56Well, let's just check that theory.
00:51:00An innie!
00:51:02Wow.
00:51:04How does he do it?
00:51:05Magic.
00:51:06Color.
00:51:09No hints.
00:51:11Blue.
00:51:12No.
00:51:13Clear.
00:51:14No.
00:51:15That's not it.
00:51:17Hold on.
00:51:18Fourteen.
00:51:19The answer is beige.
00:51:22Barnacles.
00:51:24I was so close.
00:51:26Question two.
00:51:27Is your best friend left-handed or right-handed?
00:51:31Tricky, tricky.
00:51:34Right or left?
00:51:38Right-handed.
00:51:39Sorry, Patrick.
00:51:40I'm ambidextrous.
00:51:43Fish paste.
00:51:44Question one.
00:51:45Does your best friend have an innie or an outie belly button?
00:51:49Belly button, huh?
00:51:52An innie.
00:51:53Sorry, Patrick.
00:51:54I have an outie.
00:51:56Tartar sauce.
00:51:57Oh, I'm sure you'll get the next one right.
00:51:59What is your best friend's favorite food?
00:52:06Oh, I remember.
00:52:07Your favorite food is a chub burger.
00:52:11No.
00:52:12I had that one.
00:52:13Okay, let's try an easy one.
00:52:15Is your best friend a boy or a girl?
00:52:21That's a toughie.
00:52:25Rugged biceps.
00:52:28Yet delicate eyelashes.
00:52:30Pass.
00:52:34Last question.
00:52:36This is for the win.
00:52:38What shape is your best friend?
00:52:40This one.
00:52:42Can you repeat the question?
00:52:44What shape is your best friend Spongebob Squarepants?
00:52:49Flat hexagon.
00:52:51Squarepants.
00:52:53It's right on the tip of my tongue.
00:52:55Five seconds.
00:52:59Time's up.
00:53:00Triangle.
00:53:02No.
00:53:03Idiots wrecking my boat.
00:53:05So, who won your stupid quiz?
00:53:08It was a tie.
00:53:09Well, it wasn't a tie, but we had lots of fun.
00:53:12Let me see that.
00:53:14A triangle.
00:53:18Patrick didn't know anything about you.
00:53:20And he's supposed to be your best friend?
00:53:23I know.
00:53:24It's like we're not friends at all.
00:53:27Now, now.
00:53:28Patrick may not have passed the quiz, but like a true best friend, he's always right here for me.
00:53:33Right, Patrick?
00:53:34Patrick?
00:53:38Ice cream.
00:53:39Looks like your best friend isn't a friend at all.
00:53:45Hey, Spongebob.
00:53:46I got you an ice cream.
00:53:48Thank you, best friend Patrick.
00:53:50It's your favorite.
00:53:51Dill pickle swirl with mustard and extra bacon bits.
00:53:55Patrick, this is your favorite ice cream.
00:53:57My favorite is plain vanilla.
00:53:59Oh, all right.
00:54:01Well, more ice cream for me.
00:54:04Oh, can I borrow five bucks?
00:54:07Here, take your dirty, rotten money.
00:54:11I don't even know you anymore.
00:54:16What's with him?
00:54:17I guess he didn't want any ice cream.
00:54:36It just isn't fair.
00:54:39Who needs Patrick anyways?
00:54:42Rest of my life, here I come.
00:54:45Hey there, Spongebob.
00:54:47Spongebob, Spongebob, Spongebob.
00:54:49Good afternoon, Mr. Star.
00:54:52See you later.
00:54:57Oh, Sandy.
00:54:58It was awful.
00:54:59Truly awful.
00:55:00We were like complete strangers.
00:55:04You don't need to know everything about your best friend.
00:55:06That's what keeps the friendship interesting.
00:55:08Really?
00:55:09Maybe you and Patrick just need some time apart.
00:55:12Yeah, I'll have lots of fun without Patrick.
00:55:18What a crybaby.
00:55:23I don't need Patrick.
00:55:24I can have a good time all by myself.
00:55:27I can go jelly fishing.
00:55:29Patrick and I used to go jelly fishing.
00:55:33I can play leapfrog.
00:55:40I can blow bubbles.
00:55:45Uh, maybe not.
00:55:50Oh, it's Patrick.
00:55:54I can't let him see me.
00:56:01Well, he doesn't seem to be missing me at all.
00:56:06Nice that he's gotten over our friendship so quickly.
00:56:19Patrick works out at the gym?
00:56:23Sandy's hanging out with Larry the Lobster?
00:56:25Maybe I don't know much about Patrick either.
00:56:37Patrick's shopping for cookery?
00:56:39Very suspicious.
00:56:40He's coming back!
00:56:59Hold it right there, Patrick!
00:57:01Hi, SpongeBob.
00:57:02We were just coming to see you.
00:57:04Oh, I'll bet you were.
00:57:06To tell me about your new best friend Larry, I suppose?
00:57:09Oh, settle down, little dude.
00:57:11I don't want to get in the middle of whatever this is.
00:57:14While Larry is a great guy with loads of talent and good looks...
00:57:19I know, he is pretty amazing.
00:57:20He's not my best friend.
00:57:22He was just helping me buy a present.
00:57:24Who for, Sandy?
00:57:26No, for my real best friend, SpongeBob SquarePants.
00:57:30Really?
00:57:31For me?
00:57:32What is it?
00:57:33I love it.
00:57:36You do know me, best friend.
00:57:38I got a pair for me, too.
00:57:40Oh, you're the bestest best friend, Patrick.
00:57:43How do I look?
00:57:45How should I know, mysterious stranger?
00:57:57Pearl, come on!
00:57:58The line for Tunnel of Glove is filling up!
00:58:01This is going to be so totally like fun!
00:58:04Hey, Pearl.
00:58:06Barnacles.
00:58:07SpongeBob, why are you talking to me?
00:58:09Is that your boyfriend?
00:58:11Well, I am a boy, and I am her friend.
00:58:21SpongeBob, stand here for a second.
00:58:26Just thought we should take this moment for posterity.
00:58:32Pearl's got a boyfriend! Pearl's got a boyfriend!
00:58:35I didn't know you had a girlfriend.
00:58:37Quiet! He is not my boyfriend!
00:58:40That was fast.
00:58:41Don't worry, buddy.
00:58:42There's plenty of fish in the streetcar.
00:58:45Anyway, let's go to the ride!
00:58:47Bye, Pearl.
00:58:48Tell Mr. Krabs I said hi!
00:58:50Let's bounce, Patrick.
00:58:52Patrick?
00:58:55Busy.
00:58:56I'll catch up with you later.
00:59:02Next!
00:59:03Come on, Pearl!
00:59:05Sorry.
00:59:06Only two per car.
00:59:08You'll have to wait for the next car.
00:59:10Any single riders, come to the front.
00:59:12Ow! I'm a single rider!
00:59:14Excuse me! Pardon me!
00:59:17After you, fellow single rider, Pearl.
00:59:24Please keep your arms and legs inside at all times.
00:59:27And do not leave the boat until the ride is over.
00:59:30Thank you.
00:59:31Um, Pearl?
00:59:32Your arm.
00:59:33It's outside the boat.
00:59:34I will put my arm in the boat.
00:59:37But don't touch me!
00:59:38Don't talk to me!
00:59:39Don't even look at me!
00:59:48Boring!
00:59:51Will my arrow find her heart?
00:59:55This ride is lame!
00:59:58Hey! You're allowed to speak now!
01:00:01I bet Mr. Krabs would get a kick out of this ride, don't you think?
01:00:04I mean, he's so tough on the outside, but he's got a soft side too.
01:00:06You know, this one time I was upset because my snail Gary,
01:00:08he was sick and he let me leave five minutes early.
01:00:10Isn't that the sweetest thing you've ever heard?
01:00:14Two very boring minutes later.
01:00:16And then, there was that time that Mr. Krabs yelled at me
01:00:19for getting to work before he did,
01:00:21and he didn't even dock my pay.
01:00:22What a sweet man.
01:00:24You are making this ride even more boring!
01:00:27If such a thing is possible,
01:00:28you're supposed to remain seated until the ride comes to a complete halt!
01:00:35Stop!
01:00:40What was that?
01:00:41Attention, sweethearts.
01:00:42We are experiencing technical difficulties.
01:00:44Please remain seated.
01:00:46Oh, great! Just great!
01:00:48Three hours later.
01:00:49Breaking news!
01:00:50The Tunnel of Glove has turned into a Tunnel of Terror!
01:00:54Just hours ago, the mechanism that controls the boats mysteriously stopped,
01:00:58trapping the doomed couple inside.
01:01:00We have the youth's friends here,
01:01:02who escaped the Tunnel before tragedy befell the two sweethearts.
01:01:05It's true!
01:01:06We barely escaped with our lives!
01:01:08It was horrible!
01:01:10And what was the name of your friend?
01:01:12Pearl!
01:01:13And her boyfriend, SpongeBob!
01:01:17So there you have it.
01:01:18As time quickly runs out,
01:01:19still no word from the imperiled Whale Girl and SpongeBob.
01:01:23Oh, no!
01:01:25I'm out of coral on a stick!
01:01:27Time to chomp through the fried barnacles!
01:01:30At this time, survival looks bleak for the little yellow sponge.
01:01:33No! This is my worst nightmare!
01:01:37I don't have a drink!
01:01:38Hey, doofus!
01:01:39Huh?
01:01:40Your best buddy is trapped in the Tunnel of Glove,
01:01:42and he may never escape!
01:01:44You mean SpongeBob?
01:01:48I'm coming, SpongeBob!
01:01:49No one beyond this point.
01:01:51My best buddy is trapped in there!
01:01:53You gotta let me through!
01:01:54No can do, big guy.
01:01:56Too dangerous.
01:01:57Fine!
01:02:00So Mr. Police Guy won't let me in the front, huh?
01:02:03I'll just have to find my own way in!
01:02:08Let's see, where could SpongeBob be?
01:02:10Ah-ha!
01:02:11Congratulations!
01:02:13You have found your friend!
01:02:18SpongeBob is right behind this door!
01:02:20I'm coming to get you, buddy!
01:02:23SpongeBob? Where...
01:02:25Oh, there you are!
01:02:27Hang in there!
01:02:28I'll free you from your shackles!
01:02:32You're okay now, buddy.
01:02:33Go to your happy place.
01:02:38Snake!
01:02:41Don't worry, little girl!
01:02:42We're working as fast as we can!
01:02:44That wasn't me!
01:02:46That was SpongeBob!
01:02:47Thank you, little boy!
01:02:51Pearl?
01:02:52It's just crawly things!
01:02:53Crawly clowns!
01:02:54Those are the worst!
01:02:55The crawly clowns!
01:02:56Well, whatever, SpongeBob!
01:02:58I'm gonna find my way out!
01:03:00Pearl, I wouldn't do that!
01:03:01You're not keeping your arms and legs inside the boat!
01:03:03Pearl!
01:03:04Wait!
01:03:05I should probably accompany you!
01:03:06You know, in case there's anything in the darkness lurking.
01:03:09Fine!
01:03:10After you!
01:03:11Okay!
01:03:12I'll just fearlessly lead the way!
01:03:15Snake!
01:03:16Those are streamers, fool!
01:03:19I think I'll just stay up here.
01:03:21Keep an eye out for any other creepies.
01:03:22Oh, grow up, SpongeBob!
01:03:24Pearl!
01:03:25There aren't any creepies!
01:03:26There aren't any crawlies!
01:03:28There aren't any snakes!
01:03:29So stop whining so we can look for the way out of here!
01:03:32Okay, Pearl.
01:03:33You've made your point.
01:03:34I'll stop talking about boogers, and vampire batfish, and sharks, and...
01:03:38SpongeBob!
01:03:39And I won't talk about zombies!
01:03:43SpongeBob!
01:03:44Or ghostly pirates!
01:03:46Or laboratory creatures!
01:03:48SpongeBob!
01:03:50Or green beings from another planet!
01:03:52Okay, SpongeBob!
01:03:53Okay!
01:03:54Or flushtangers!
01:03:55That's enough!
01:03:58Did you hear that?
01:03:59Now I'm scared, SpongeBob!
01:04:01It sounded like a crawly wereclown!
01:04:03But there's no such thing!
01:04:05Oh, he's here.
01:04:07Whoa!
01:04:19I'm not another skunk!
01:04:21Why did you beat me again?
01:04:24Hey, you!
01:04:25You find it funny to lock up my friend?
01:04:28Hey, I am talking towards you!
01:04:30Did you see the dimwit who ripped us apart?
01:04:32I unfortunately have no idea who that dullard is.
01:04:36I do know that you kidnapped SpongeBob!
01:04:39Yeah, I don't know about your friend.
01:04:40I'm just the electrician.
01:04:42Whoa!
01:04:43I see you are a magician!
01:04:45But that voodoo does not erase what you've done!
01:04:48You need to relax.
01:04:49Have a seat and cool off.
01:04:50Gee, some people are so pushy!
01:04:52Just don't sit on the lever!
01:04:56Now the ride is stuck in dangerous super fast mode!
01:04:59You told me to sit on it!
01:05:04What's that sound?
01:05:05I don't know!
01:05:06Hold me, SpongeBob!
01:05:13Hey, the Hall of Great Romance!
01:05:16Okay, okay, I think I heard you!
01:05:18I will not sit on anything else!
01:05:20I'll just gingerly lean on this wall.
01:05:28Wow, how romantic!
01:05:31I imagined it bigger.
01:05:36Look, Pearl!
01:05:37A sweet, adorable cherub!
01:05:44I don't think this is the Tunnel of Glove.
01:05:46It's the Tunnel of Evil!
01:06:00Stupid kid.
01:06:03Nice facilities!
01:06:05Great water pressure!
01:06:09Neptune's mother!
01:06:13What's that noise?
01:06:33She's gonna blow!
01:06:48I guess that turned out to be kind of fun.
01:06:52Yeah.
01:06:55SpongeBob is your boyfriend!
01:06:58SpongeBob is your boyfriend!
01:07:02How many times do I have to say it?
01:07:04Eww, gross!
01:07:06Oh, don't deny it!
01:07:08You were totally hugging him!
01:07:09And everyone knows that totally means he's totally your boyfriend!
01:07:16Howdy, kids!
01:07:18Ah! Crawly-claw! Crawly-claw!
01:07:23You understand, girls!
01:07:25For posterity!
01:07:29You gonna finish that?
01:07:36Making it clean! I'm living the dream!
01:07:39I'm making it clean! I'm making it clean!
01:07:42I'm making it clean!
01:07:45Hey, buddy! What are you cleaning for?
01:07:47Cause I'm expecting some very important company!
01:07:51Who's that?
01:07:52My big sister, Sam!
01:07:54Wow! I didn't know you had a sister!
01:07:56Nobody does!
01:07:57I lost her in the surf when we were kids!
01:08:01Gee, I'm sorry, Patrick!
01:08:03Sam took care of me when I was just nursing on coral!
01:08:08She was my...
01:08:10My...
01:08:11My rock!
01:08:15It's gonna be okay!
01:08:16You're gonna see her again today!
01:08:18Right? Today?
01:08:20Come on, cheer up, buddy!
01:08:23Thanks, man!
01:08:24You're right!
01:08:25I can't wait to make up for our lost years!
01:08:28Would you two pipe down?
01:08:30Sorry! I was getting my place ready for my sister!
01:08:34Well, I hope she's not as obnoxious as you!
01:08:53Sam!
01:09:03Sis!
01:09:08It's so good to see you!
01:09:10You, Sister Sam, have much care to do!
01:09:16Wow! You're back already!
01:09:19Sam, this is my best friend, Spongebob!
01:09:22Yeah, Patrick and I go back a long way!
01:09:25A long way...
01:09:27Yellow Square!
01:09:29Dutch rubber!
01:09:31Make Sister Sam mega!
01:09:35I cleaned my rock just for you!
01:09:40Hey, let's go inside and play!
01:09:42How stupid of you!
01:09:46Hey, let's go inside and play!
01:09:48House too small, make bigger!
01:09:52Hey, great idea! I'll just go get some tools and...
01:09:54No!
01:09:55Huh?
01:09:56I have all tools here!
01:10:09Oh, dear Neptune, didn't you hear me?
01:10:16Thanks, Sis!
01:10:18Sister Sam loves to make rock for robbery!
01:10:22Well, make rock someplace else! My house is full of sand!
01:10:26If Big Nose no like sand, Big Nose move!
01:10:34This is way beyond my property line!
01:10:36Hey, Patrick!
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01:13:33Come on, sis.
01:13:34They can't bother us under our rock.
01:13:38Meanness is mean.
01:13:50Wait!
01:13:51Squidward, wait!
01:13:52Before you do anything too rash, let me try to talk to them.
01:13:55The time for talk is over!
01:13:57Now is the time for action!
01:13:59A rock made out of sand by two idiots is no match for one card from the...
01:14:05Tides of Time!
01:14:07I don't think you should do that!
01:14:08Who cares what you think?
01:14:09If it's destruction they want, it's destruction they'll...
01:14:16Who makes noise?
01:14:21Spiffy Broken!
01:14:25Sister Mad!
01:14:28Now, Sam, it's not what it seems.
01:14:30Squidward was just rearranging there, Spiffy.
01:14:34Sister Sam rearranged!
01:14:36No!
01:14:37Please don't.
01:14:40Don't move!
01:14:55Well, Squidward, on the bright side, this will motivate you to finally take care of that kitchen remodel.
01:14:59Right, Squidward?
01:15:00Huh?
01:15:01Must be eager to get started.
01:15:04Huh?
01:15:07Squidward! Squidward, stop!
01:15:11Just calm down, buddy.
01:15:13Let's ease that tentacle off the accelerator, hmm?
01:15:16Oh, you mean like this?
01:15:18Wow!
01:15:21Sweet destruction!
01:15:33That'll teach those meanies!
01:15:36You're still my rock, big sis!
01:15:38Patrick, I think your sister's temper is getting out of control.
01:15:41SpongeBob, why are you still saying mean things about Sam?
01:15:44She destroyed my house in a fit of rage!
01:15:46She needs to control her temper!
01:15:47I guess she can get a little carried away.
01:15:50What's Patrick doing?
01:15:52Why, Patrick talked to meanies!
01:15:55Well, um, um, it's about your temper, Sam.
01:16:00No, I have temper!
01:16:01This makes Sister Sam so mad!
01:16:06Sister Sam, put on mean face!
01:16:13Now smash Booper house!
01:16:15Not the rock!
01:16:24Patrick, Wittle Bubble.
01:16:28Wittle Bubble, no way.
01:16:32Patrick.
01:16:40Cookie dough.
01:16:43Patrick, okay!
01:16:45Sister Sam feel bad.
01:16:49Sorry she hurt Patrick.
01:16:52Should protect Wittle Bubble.
01:16:55Wittle Bubble, she go now.
01:16:57Sis, hold on.
01:16:58Don't feel sad.
01:17:00You don't have to go.
01:17:02Yes, Sister Sam must go.
01:17:05Late for manicure.
01:17:08Bye, Wittle Bubble.
01:17:10Bye, sis.
01:17:18Gee, is it my sister something?
01:17:20Oh, she something, all right.
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