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00:04งง, दुकार्डर्!

00:06बरा खली साहा कहाओ!

00:07इटी विजायात्र सारो!

00:08जैसे संबातंबाध जैही की अबस्तार् देचे!

00:11आ! सारो, सारो!

00:11आपना नेट नहीं नेट सास्ता!

00:13सारे तु!

00:21गोपोन रोगेरे स्थायी समाधान।

00:24Have you ever been in a rich life?

00:29Are you afraid of getting married?

00:36Do you want to get fat?

00:46Or are you worried about your own daughter?

00:54Or are you worried about your own daughter?

00:58We have come up with a thousand year old solution for this problem.

01:02It's called the Kumra Lata Harbal.

01:10We have a special and unique solution for this problem.

01:14It's called Ayushman Khurana.

01:21Ayushman Khurana.

01:24With 100% guarantee, you can get treatment for any disease.

01:28So, let's go and watch it on our screen right now.

01:36Hey, shopkeeper.

01:38Hey, shopkeeper. Give me a tea.

01:40I need to pee. I'll be right back.

01:45Hey, what's this?

01:47Why are you laughing?

01:48It's because I have some urgent work at home.

01:59Hey, who is the shopkeeper?

02:01I have some urgent work.

02:03Hey, you are not even my servant.

02:05You will have to serve me, idiot.

02:10Hey, who is the shopkeeper of this house?

02:12I don't have a family. I can't work in this house.

02:15You should have told me earlier that you don't have a family.

02:18Hey, you go away. I have some work.

02:23Hey, brother.

02:24Check if my serial is available.

02:26I want to watch it.

02:28Yes, it's available.

02:30Oh, it's not available.

02:32Die.

02:39He is making a mess.

02:41Why is he making such a mess?

02:43Oh.

02:45Oh.

02:46He is making a mess.

02:48It's all because of his wife.

02:51Hey, brother.

02:53Why are you making such a mess?

02:55Yes, what is it?

02:57I am a little confused.

02:59Who are you? I don't know you.

03:01I know you.

03:03I am the owner of this tea shop.

03:06Fine.

03:07You are making a mess.

03:08You know him. Why are you calling him?

03:10If we go to the shop at this time, it will be a family problem.

03:14If we come here, it will be a physical problem.

03:17What is the problem?

03:18Don't talk nonsense.

03:20I have come here for a work.

03:22What work?

03:23I have come here for my shop.

03:25You have come to the pharmacy of this shop?

03:29Now I don't have a job in my shop.

03:32I have come here for that.

03:33You don't have a job in your shop?

03:35You have come to the pharmacy of this shop?

03:40I don't have a job in my shop.

03:41Why?

03:42Maybe it's not for me.

03:44Maybe I can't take care of the shop.

03:46I am weak.

03:47I can't take care of my body because I am weak.

03:49That's why I don't have a job.

03:51I have come here for a work.

03:53My body will be like this.

03:55Maybe I can take care of the shop.

03:57The shop is good.

03:59Oh, you mean you are weak.

04:01I will slap you.

04:03You have come here.

04:05You have come here.

04:08You have a problem.

04:11I don't have a problem.

04:12If you don't have a problem, why do you live like this?

04:16I don't have a problem.

04:19You are talking nonsense.

04:21I don't have a problem.

04:23You are a poor man.

04:26That's why you have come to the pharmacy of this shop.

04:28I don't have a problem.

04:30I don't have a problem.

04:32You are the one who has a problem.

04:35I don't have a problem.

04:37If you don't have a problem, why do you live like this?

04:39I have come here because my uncle has a problem.

04:44He can't go to the doctor.

04:46That's why I have come here.

04:48Your uncle has a problem.

04:49He has come here.

04:50He has made a fool of me.

04:52I didn't leave him.

04:53He can't go to the doctor.

04:55That's why I didn't say anything.

04:56I will slap you.

05:00Why are you getting angry?

05:02The doctor will take care of both of you.

05:04You will go first.

05:06Why will he go first?

05:08I have come here first.

05:09Why will he go first?

05:10He has taken the serial first.

05:13That's why he has a problem.

05:15I don't have a problem.

05:20Why are you talking so much?

05:21If I had gone first, I wouldn't have had a problem.

05:26Why are you two standing in one line?

05:30Because we are two.

05:33I will go first and he will go first.

05:36He will go first.

05:43Why are you two standing in one line?

05:48Oh my...

05:54Why are you two standing in one line?

06:02Why are you two standing in one line?

06:07Why are you two standing in one line?

06:13All lies makers.

06:15Hacker!

06:16If you want to spread the disease,

06:18you have to come here.

06:20You have to come here.

06:22I am an SRT. I will spread the disease.

06:25You have seen the disease of this world.

06:27Go.

06:30Doctor,

06:31where do you have to go if you don't have a house?

06:33Oh, you have a problem with your horse?

06:36No, no. I don't have a problem with my horse.

06:38Then, you have a problem with fire?

06:39Oh, what are you saying?

06:40I don't have a problem with my horse.

06:41I have a problem with fire.

06:42I have a problem with other place.

06:44Okay, tell me.

06:45I think that I am married.

06:48My wife is very beautiful.

06:50But my wife doesn't like me.

06:54Because I am like Sita Keshav.

06:57I like her handsome face.

06:59Don't people have a handsome face?

07:01So, like my wife,

07:03when I take medicine,

07:05I don't have a handsome face.

07:07I don't have a handsome face.

07:09My wife doesn't like me.

07:11Oh, my wife is very beautiful.

07:18When my wife is fat,

07:20sometimes my wife doesn't like me.

07:23When my wife is fat,

07:25sometimes my wife doesn't like me.

07:28That's it.

07:29That's it.

07:31Oh, I have spoiled everything.

07:33Doctor is talking with a bad mic.

07:36I don't like fat and fat wife.

07:38Learn from me.

07:40Doctor,

07:41I have to take medicine for my wife.

07:45I will write it down.

07:46Wait, I am finishing.

07:49I have another problem.

07:51What?

07:52My Kuskir is very bad.

07:54My Kuskir is very bad.

08:04Doctor, I will take medicine for my Kuskir.

08:07Oh, I have another problem.

08:09What?

08:10My Kuskir is very bad.

08:13My Kuskir is very bad.

08:16I think you are bleeding.

08:19My Kuskir is very bad.

08:22Oh, my God.

08:28I think you are bleeding.

08:32My Kuskir is very bad.

08:36Hey, turn it off.

08:39Doctor,

08:40he is talking with a bad mic.

08:44Everyone can hear him.

08:49Don't worry.

08:51I have a bad mic.

08:53I will talk with a bad mic.

08:58I don't know who I am talking to.

09:02I have a bad news.

09:03I came to give you a pile of medicine

09:06on the day of the death of your wife.

09:08Kuskir was a small boy.

09:10And he was trapped by a big man.

09:14That is why I came to give you a pill.

09:18It is called the evil of hell.

09:21You should eat this pill every day.

09:24You should wash your hands.

09:27And you should apply it on your face.

09:31Fuck...

09:35Oy Don, you come on immediately, put it down....

09:38Oye, how is he sir?

09:39Doctor gave him aspirin, standing here of here.

09:42Ayee, thank to Doctor earn money, I have seen.

09:44This and this...

09:46This comes in night and this comes in morning, same file

09:51Oye, they are with a husband problem, please don't touch their hands,

09:55otherwise it will not look good.

10:01Why don't you have a wife?

10:03Why do you have a wife instead of a wife?

10:10Hey son, come here.

10:11What happened father?

10:12I am looking for you for the wedding.

10:14Hey, are you my wife?

10:16Why? What did I do?

10:17Why? What did I do?

10:19Don't you understand what you are doing?

10:20Hey, my age has gone down.

10:22I have become old.

10:23I don't even have grandchildren.

10:24How can I die?

10:25Of course father.

10:26You will have to suffer for that.

10:28How much more patience do you want?

10:29Hey, how old are you?

10:31I am 11 years old.

10:3211 years old?

10:33You are so young.

10:34You are 11 years old.

10:35You are 11 years old.

10:36You can't even buy a candy.

10:37My friend has a grandchild.

10:39He is a grandchild.

10:41He is so beautiful.

10:43I can't even go near him.

10:45I will die.

10:46What else can I do?

10:47You are not able to do anything.

10:49What is my fault?

10:50What will I do now?

10:51Hey, you fool.

10:52I understand what your problem is.

10:54Let me tell you something.

10:55I saw a necklace in the shop when I left the house.

10:58You don't even know about the necklace.

11:00You are a fool.

11:01You can't even see the necklace.

11:02You are so stupid.

11:03Stupid?

11:05Please explain to the doctor.

11:07You have a problem.

11:08Please explain to him.

11:09He will treat you.

11:12How can you say that?

11:13What will I do if I take more medicines?

11:16Will I have any respect in this society?

11:19Oh, respect?

11:22You fool.

11:23Hey,

11:24Don't you understand?

11:25Hey,

11:26Do you have any respect in this society?

11:29You are a poor man.

11:30If you don't go, you won't be able to live.

11:32I will make you my son.

11:35Okay, I will go.

11:36This is the last lockdown for my father.

11:39What are you saying?

11:41Give me my child.

11:42My father forced me to send him to you.

11:44You don't even have a license.

11:46You don't even know about your wife.

11:48You are so stupid.

11:50I have a problem.

11:51What will I do?

11:52What will you do?

11:53Your wife might have a problem.

11:55No.

11:56I don't have any problem with my wife.

11:58Then why are you so angry?

12:00Who has a problem with you?

12:02My wife was married before.

12:04She has a child.

12:06I don't have a child.

12:07I don't have any problem.

12:08I don't have any problem with her.

12:10No, no, no.

12:11I am your problem.

12:13You are my problem.

12:15You are not my problem.

12:17Hey,

12:18Did I say that I am not your problem?

12:21Did you get married yesterday?

12:23Yes, I got married.

12:25But I didn't get married.

12:27Great.

12:28We will have to eat two files.

12:31Why?

12:32We will have to eat one file for your children.

12:36The name of the file is,

12:38Purush Kitam Bangse Dharan.

12:41We will have to eat two files.

12:43You are so stupid.

12:45I will give you a new medicine for this.

12:49Purush Kitam Novin Bharu.

12:54We will have to eat two files after three months.

12:57You will have to come to my house again.

12:59Why?

13:00We will have to eat another file.

13:02Siris Patar Beresta.

13:05What is that?

13:06Booster Dose.

13:08If we finish these three files,

13:10we will never have to go to the doctor's house.

13:14Then give it to me quickly.

13:16Quickly?

13:17Give me Rs. 12,000.

13:19Rs. 12,000?

13:21Three files?

13:22No, two files.

13:24Rs. 18,000 for Siris Patar Beresta.

13:27Give me Rs. 12,000.

13:31Don't earn.

13:32Don't earn money.

13:33What?

13:34If you give me Rs. 18,000, I won't eat.

13:43What are you doing?

13:45Why are you doing this?

13:46I won't do this.

13:47You scoundrel.

13:48How many times have I told you to find a good doctor?

13:51You won't find one.

13:52Listen to me.

13:54At my age,

13:56everyone has this problem.

13:59Even if everyone has this problem,

14:01you have the biggest problem.

14:03You are a leader.

14:05Why do you have this problem?

14:06I have seen many doctors.

14:08How many doctors have you seen?

14:10You haven't seen a single one.

14:12You scoundrel.

14:13Bite your phone.

14:14Bite it.

14:15Bite it.

14:16What are you looking at?

14:20Look at this.

14:21The biggest problem of the disease is...

14:23...the lack of respect.

14:24...the lack of respect.

14:25...the lack of respect.

14:26...the lack of respect.

14:27So, come to our house right now.

14:30This is not right.

14:32This is not right.

14:35I don't understand.

14:36If you don't give me the money,

14:38I will go to my father's house with my family.

14:40You can go to your father's house.

14:42Your parents have died.

14:44You will go to your uncle's house.

14:45I will go to another uncle's house.

14:47You will go to another uncle's house at this age.

14:49Will your uncle take you?

14:51Of course he will take me.

14:52My uncle doesn't look at his age.

14:54He is so romantic.

14:56What?

14:57And I don't have much money in my mobile,

14:59I don't have much money to spend.

15:01I told you,

15:03you don't have much money.

15:05But, when will you go to your uncle's house?

15:07What will I do?

15:09I will be staring at my phone.

15:11I will be staring at my phone.

15:12You'll go crazy

15:14I get it. You'll go to Hijab

15:16You'll go to Island

15:18But after marriage, you'll have a son

15:20Yes

15:22Marriage is over

15:24Then marriage is over

15:26Listen, if you don't tell me to eat Harbal

15:28I'll kill both of you

15:30If you die like this, there's a bug in your head

15:32What bug?

15:34When you die, I'll cut you

15:36Yes, yes, yes

15:38Listen to me

15:40I'll give you a new world

15:42Yes, yes, yes

15:44What are you saying?

15:46If I die eating Harbal

15:48What will you do then?

15:50If you die eating Harbal

15:52I'll die

15:54If you die

15:56I'll kill you

15:58I'll kill you

16:00I'll kill you

16:02What are you saying?

16:04I'm going

16:06I'll go right now

16:08I'm going right now

16:10Listen

16:12I'm coming

16:14I'll die eating Harbal

16:16We both said that

16:18Everything will happen

16:20But our disease

16:22Is it a bug?

16:24What is our disease?

16:26What is it?

16:28Aamasa

16:30Old Aamasa

16:32Old Aamasa?

16:34Yes

16:36Your culture is so disgusting

16:38Doctor

16:40You don't understand

16:42When I feel like vomiting

16:44And I can't urinate

16:46I have to use the toilet

16:48What's wrong with that?

16:50Nobody goes to the toilet

16:52I have to keep the toilet ready

16:54I have to use the toilet all day

16:56I can't do anything

16:58My wife does everything

17:00She gets angry

17:02She can't go there

17:04What does that mean?

17:06Oh

17:08You fool

17:10Aamasa

17:12It's a simple disease

17:14Aamasa

17:16Old Aamasa

17:18New Aamasa

17:20What's the name of the medicine?

17:22The name of the medicine

17:24It's called Bedona Halwa

17:26Bedona Halwa?

17:28If it's your Aamasa

17:30It's Bedona Bedona

17:32You fool

17:34I will name this medicine

17:36Bedona Halwa

17:38Bedona Halwa

17:40Old Aamasa

17:42New Aamasa

17:44Old Aamasa

17:46Old Aamasa

17:48Old Aamasa

17:50Old Aamasa

17:52Old Aamasa

17:54Old Aamasa

17:56Old Aamasa

17:58Old Aamasa

18:00Old Aamasa

18:02Old Aamasa

18:04Old Aamasa

18:06Old Aamasa

18:08Hey

18:10Why did't you tell me

18:12that you like to eat these ravishing elements?

18:14They're brittle

18:16Thanks to us

18:18We went to Harpal Centre

18:20We got them Brahmachari

18:22And you know what happened next?

18:24The time was so bad

18:26There was unable to clear

18:28I am not a feminist, i am a feminist.

18:30I am a feminist because i am a feminist.

18:33Have you listened my sister.

18:37She has been taking drugs for some days.

18:40She is not in a good condition.

18:42I went to the hospital.

18:44Doctors said that her liver is damaged.

18:47The police are coming to take her.

18:52My father took drugs for a year.

18:54He is not in a good condition.

18:56I have lost both of my children.

18:58What did you do?

18:59Listen to me.

19:00I have lost my husband too.

19:03I don't know what will happen to me.

19:06What are you saying?

19:07I have lost my husband too.

19:09Let's go and call the ambulance.

19:12Let's go.

19:13Let's go.

19:27I am feeling very bad.

19:31I am feeling very bad.

19:33Nothing will happen to you.

19:35Everything will be fine.

19:36I am not able to eat this herbal medicine.

19:40No one can make me eat this herbal medicine.

19:45I have made a big mistake.

19:48I don't know how to eat this herbal medicine.

19:50I don't know how to eat this herbal medicine.

19:56Mother.

19:59Mother.

20:26Mother.

20:27Mother.

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