Mayonaka Punch Episode 1 Eng Sub
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02:30There were a variety of problems, such as their motivations.
02:33And then there was the violence during the live stream that happened the other day.
02:37What? Does that mean I'm to blame for everything?
02:40And then there was the arson in Ura-Aka.
02:44As a member of the Harikiri Sisters,
02:46this channel is not something that should be allowed to be enjoyed by everyone.
02:51Are you kidding me?!
02:56No, no...
02:57It's the anti-fans' fault. I'm not to blame!
03:00The two of us and Masakichi have decided to take a different path.
03:05If the viewers will allow it...
03:08What?!
03:09...the Harikiri Sisters will be able to enjoy the Harikiri Sisters.
03:10That's something we both decided on our own!
03:14We want to go back to the beginning
03:17and make videos that the viewers will enjoy.
03:20We want to make each and every one of them carefully.
03:23The newly reborn Harikiri Sisters
03:26will do our best to reach the 1 million subscribers
03:28that Masakichi has been aiming for for a long time.
03:32This is the last time, but I hope you'll continue to support us.
03:45You're causing me trouble again.
03:47There are so many comments.
03:48But it looks like you two are getting a lot of views.
03:52It's all thanks to you.
03:54You're welcome.
03:56So, 1 million?
03:58That's impossible.
03:59Without me, you can't even keep up with the number of subscribers.
04:01I won't let you get away with it.
04:02I'm going to get more and more from now on.
04:05But I've been thinking about the project for a long time.
04:08You just did it on your own.
04:11The shooting and editing, I...
04:12We'll do our best!
04:14And if we hire someone new, it'll be perfect!
04:18We're going to resume broadcasting soon, but are you going to appear together?
04:22Well, I don't think anyone wants to see a violent woman, but...
04:26I'm not going to appear!
04:28Hello! I'm Masakichi!
04:31I've just started my own channel!
04:35She's so fired up.
04:37Good, good.
04:39If this becomes a hot topic, those two are going to...
04:52Hey, hey, you don't have to cheer for me.
04:57I have to get a haircut!
05:01I'm a fan of Masakichi.
05:03I'm rooting for you!
05:08I'm not looking! I'm not looking!
05:11I'm going to win!
05:22I'm going to win!
05:25I guess it started with an apology video.
05:32All right.
05:42I don't think anyone wants to see a violent woman, but...
05:52I don't think anyone wants to see a violent woman, but...
06:00And if we hire someone new, it'll be perfect!
06:04That's it!
06:07Come on! The cast is waiting!
06:22Hehehe.
06:43My brain is all messed up and messed up!
06:47I can't take it anymore!
06:49Itadakimasu!
06:55This is bad! I'm going to die!
07:02You're so noisy. What time is it?
07:07I'm going to die!
07:10I'm going to die!
07:15Hey, Chico, you almost turned into ash.
07:19You can't open the curtains in a vampire's room.
07:22I forgot to close the vacuum.
07:25I'm glad you're finally awake!
07:29But I'm going to sleep again.
07:33I'm in a dream.
07:35What are you talking about?
07:36I've been worried about you for 20 years!
07:38Huh? 20 years?
07:41That's right!
07:42I couldn't wake up at all.
07:45I've been sleeping for 20 years.
07:48Why did I wake up at the most delicious place?
07:50Anyway, you're my savior, aren't you?
07:54Huh? Savior?
07:56Take a look at this.
08:01What's this?
08:03It's a quick fix.
08:05A quick fix.
08:05I've been working hard to protect the vampires for the past 20 years.
08:12But I've been getting more and more debt.
08:15Huh? Debt? Why?
08:17I started a company.
08:19Huh?
08:20You did?
08:21Yes! I did a lot of things.
08:23I bought a lot of things.
08:24I'm at the top of my game.
08:27You can't even read a book, how can you start a company?
08:30Well, I used a video of a company expert.
08:34I told you I'd make a lot of money if I did this.
08:39Video?
08:40What's this square thing?
08:41This is a smartphone.
08:44I'm sorry!
08:54It's going crazy!
09:00Thank you for applying this time.
09:04Um...
09:06Yay!
09:07So I went to interview the new member of Masakichi.
09:14I really came.
09:16Um...
09:17But Enjo-chan is right in front of me.
09:21Um, if you become a member...
09:24I won't become a member.
09:26Can I use this video on my channel?
09:29Please withdraw.
09:31I'm glad.
09:32He looks serious this time.
09:33Um, if you become a member...
09:36Can I ask you a question first?
09:39Yes, please.
09:41Do you have anything to say to the two of you who are still in the office?
09:45No, nothing in particular.
09:48You're angry, aren't you?
09:49You're the only one who withdrew.
09:51The two of them said bad things about Masakichi yesterday.
09:55They...
09:56No, in the first place...
09:59I'm recording that.
10:01What?
10:03Please withdraw.
10:06My brother is sick.
10:08That brother is Masakichi's fan.
10:11I see.
10:13Then together...
10:14I'm Musse.
10:15Go home!
10:20Please!
10:22Give me that punch, too!
10:24We've been together for three days.
10:27Break up.
10:28I'll be happy if I buy this.
10:29Hey!
10:31Kikurumi!
10:32Wait!
10:36Where am I?
10:39That world.
10:41Okay, I'm going home!
10:43I see.
10:45In this situation, there's no choice but to make excuses.
10:54I wonder if I'll have a drink.
11:00It's amazing.
11:03It's convenient.
11:05I can do anything with this.
11:07Did you drink all the blood in the lungs?
11:12I'm sorry.
11:13It's been 20 years.
11:15Now, DM reply...
11:18Not yet!
11:20I didn't drink anything today.
11:22But is this possible?
11:24The girl who appeared in my dream is in reality!
11:26It's Masakichi!
11:29Wait a minute.
11:30Is this a dream?
11:31Did I have that kind of power?
11:33It's the best!
11:35Ribu is thinking.
11:37I'm sure he's thinking about how to pay off my debt.
11:41Ribu!
11:42I want to see Masakichi!
11:45I want to kiss him!
11:46He's worried about me so much.
11:48Does that mean you're in love with me?
11:52Hey!
11:54Give me that!
11:56It's okay.
11:58I won't let you get in the way of Ribu's thoughts.
12:00It's not like we're suddenly dating.
12:02Let's get to know each other first.
12:04But I don't know if I can hold it.
12:06Maybe it's the first time we've met.
12:09But it's a dream.
12:11Wait a minute.
12:12Maybe Ribu is in his dream, too.
12:15No!
12:16That's impossible!
12:17It's impossible!
12:22Ichigo?
12:26Are you okay?
12:29Damn it!
12:30Where did you go?
12:31I can't bother Ribu.
12:33Die!
12:37What?
12:39I'm out of blood.
12:42I can't do it.
12:44Hey!
12:46Are you okay?
12:48You're going to tear me apart!
12:51Stop it!
12:52I don't care about anything else!
12:57Who are you?
13:04Ribu...
13:08You saved me, Ichigo.
13:13Excuse me.
13:17Excuse me.
13:19I won the lottery!
13:23It's time to close.
13:26I don't want to lose.
13:29I was the first one to say that we should make a video together.
13:34What?
13:36It's time to close.
13:37But...
13:38But why?
13:39Why do I have to be kicked out?
13:42It's time to close.
13:43I know!
13:45And today's audition...
13:47Hey!
13:47You're Masakichi from Harikiri Sisters, aren't you?
13:53Don't bother me.
13:56Yes.
13:58I'm sorry.
14:00What the hell is going on?
14:03Both of them are talking about me.
14:06I wonder what kind of person Ribu is.
14:09Die!
14:11No.
14:13I drank too much.
14:15But I don't want to go back to that house.
14:24Haibyoin...
14:27A haunted spot...
14:30The first video that went viral...
14:34Hello!
14:36This time, we went to Haibyoin!
14:41We got permission to make a video at Haibyoin.
14:49Let's go!
14:56Masakichi Channel! Let's go to Haibyoin!
15:05Air...
15:08Yes, yes.
15:10I just need to make a video that goes viral, right?
15:12Come on, ghost or whatever, come out!
15:23No, it's dark and I can't see well, but...
15:27I wonder if the ghost will come out.
15:29Cold!
15:30Water! Why?
15:31It's dirty.
15:33Really?
15:37What?
15:42What am I doing?
15:48Wait a minute.
15:50I saw something.
15:52A real ghost?
15:54Look at this.
15:55What is it?
15:56No, it's just a reflection.
15:58Let's go over there.
16:01Okay.
16:02You have to be a little scared.
16:08There's no one else.
16:11It's fun.
16:13I wanted a lot of people to watch the video.
16:16That's why I've been working so hard.
16:19There's nothing left.
16:23Ichigo, don't cut the blood stock.
16:28Well, I drank it.
16:30Why is there no blood in the hospital?
16:33Why is there no blood in the hospital?
16:37There's no one else.
16:39It's dark.
16:43It's crushed.
16:46No way!
16:47There were a lot of people 20 years ago.
16:51What?
16:53I smelled blood.
16:56No way!
16:58What is this?
16:59There's a lot of cells in my body.
17:11I found it.
17:19You're Masakichi, right?
17:23Nice to meet you.
17:25I'm Liv.
17:26What?
17:28Maybe you're in Masakichi's dream, too.
17:35I don't know what you're talking about.
17:37Are you out?
17:39I have to answer something.
17:43Can I go to the bathroom?
17:46Your voice is great.
17:49No, I'm going to throw up.
17:53Bathroom?
17:53You're...
17:56I'm sorry!
18:02I don't know what you're talking about.
18:05Wait!
18:07Let's kill each other first!
18:15It's against the rules to bend suddenly.
18:19It's not normal at all.
18:22This is...
18:25Let me go!
18:27You're definitely a vampire!
18:39Don't come!
18:44It's a cross!
18:47Don't come any closer!
18:50It's dangerous.
18:51Go away!
18:52I'll come back when you're gone!
18:54Okay.
18:55But let me breathe.
18:58Don't talk like a vampire!
19:00What are you?
19:02It's dangerous, so come here.
19:04Go away!
19:05I'm not going home.
19:06That's right.
19:08Look at this.
19:11Look at this video.
19:13Isn't this you?
19:14And...
19:16I'm going to hire a new person.
19:19I don't want anyone to see a violent woman.
19:22Shut up!
19:23I don't care about that anymore!
19:25I'm...
19:27I'm...
19:29I'm not needed by anyone!
19:32So...
19:33Rive needs you.
19:36Your blood is Rive's favorite.
19:39There's no other replacement.
19:45No!
19:48I'm dead.
19:49I'm dead.
19:52I'm done.
19:54I'm tired.
20:05I told you it was dangerous.
20:09I got you!
20:14No!
20:19So?
20:21You want to catch me?
20:23He's flying!
20:24Wow!
20:26He's amazing!
20:45Go!
21:05Are you okay?
21:08I'm fine.
21:10That was fun!
21:13Hey!
21:13You want my blood, don't you?
21:17Then...
21:22Will you help me?
21:25What?
21:26Be in my video.
21:28If you appear,
21:30I can make a video that no one has ever seen.
21:33I can get a million subscribers in no time.
21:37So...
21:38So...
21:40Be my friend.
21:43If I can get a million subscribers...
21:48You can eat me.
21:55I'm done.
21:58Well...
21:59USB...
22:00Here it is.
22:01Connect the camera.
22:03There's a file.
22:05Okay.
22:06Let's get started.
22:08I opened the curtain and Asahi came in.
22:11What?
22:13Are you trying to make fun of me?
22:15Emi!
22:16It's time for someone to wake up.
22:19I have to connect my soul.
22:22If it's quiet, it's noisy in my head.
22:25If you see this, your voice will get in the way.
22:28It's worthless.
22:30Get out of here.
22:31Okay.
22:32What are you going to do?
22:34It's none of your business.
22:36Selfishness is a personality.
22:38Do whatever you want.
22:39I'll light it up in the middle of the night.
23:09Close the door.
23:12I will wait for you.
23:14Bye-bye.
23:16I'll wait for you.
23:17Bye-bye.
23:19It's over.
23:21I'll do it.
23:39You