Mayonaka Punch Episode 2 Eng Sub
Transcript
00:00...
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00:04...
00:06My room...
00:08...
00:10....
00:12Ow...
00:14What have I done...
00:16Go watch my videos!
00:18If you go on there,
00:20you can make a video no one has ever seen before!
00:22It'll be a quick success
00:24if you get a million subscribers!
00:26So...
00:28Become my friend!
00:31In exchange, if you can reach a million subscribers,
00:35you can eat me.
00:46Are you okay?
00:50For now, let's go home.
00:55Daddy!
00:59Oh, you're up?
01:02Can you stand? Can you walk?
01:04Of course I can!
01:10Good evening!
01:12Your green hair looks so cool!
01:15You look so delicious!
01:16You look like you're at the limit of your rationality!
01:19I want to eat you! I want to eat you! I want to eat you!
01:22Ichi-kun! The room is open!
01:28Rib-sama, this is bad!
01:30Ichiko-chan's blood isn't enough, and Komori...
01:33It's okay, Fuu.
01:36Rib-sama came looking for blood for me.
01:41Oh no! I totally forgot!
01:44Komori's talking!
01:46I'll give you blood, so let me film you later!
01:49Here you go!
01:51Itadakimasu!
01:54Ouch!
01:57Ouch!
02:03Cut!
02:04That was great!
02:06Ichiko! Why are you eating first?
02:10She's so angry!
02:12Rib, you too!
02:14Rib, you too!
02:15I promise!
02:16But now, Ichiko...
02:18It's okay.
02:20If you reach a million subscribers,
02:22you can suck on my bone marrow!
02:26I said something terrible!
02:28What should I do?
02:30Wait, wait.
02:31If I think about it calmly, a vampire and a video...
02:34Wait, is that really real?
02:38I'll drink some water.
02:40What are you going to do with this equipment?
02:42Don't you have to talk to Masaki?
02:44I don't think I need it anymore.
02:46Maybe you're right.
02:53Masaki.
02:55What?
02:56We've decided to move out.
02:59What?
03:00We've decided to step up!
03:03Step...
03:05Then...
03:26It's almost time to get up.
03:28It's midnight.
03:29I'm sick of this city's hustle and bustle.
03:38Even if you look at me now,
03:40I'll turn to ash.
03:41You can turn to ash tonight.
03:44Now, good girl, good night.
03:47If you don't go to bed soon, you'll suck on my blood.
03:52I'm alive, Ichiko!
03:55I'm alive, Ichiko!
03:56I'm alive, Ichiko!
03:57I'm alive, Ichiko!
03:58I'm alive, Ichiko!
03:59I'm alive, Ichiko!
04:00I'm alive, Ichiko!
04:01I'm alive, Ichiko!
04:02I'm alive, Ichiko!
04:03I'm alive, Ichiko!
04:04I'm alive, Ichiko!
04:05I'm alive, Ichiko!
04:06I'm alive, Ichiko!
04:07I'm alive, Ichiko!
04:08I'm alive, Ichiko!
04:09I'm alive, Ichiko!
04:10I'm alive, Ichiko!
04:11I'm alive, Ichiko!
04:12I'm alive, Ichiko!
04:13I'm alive, Ichiko!
04:14I'm alive, Ichiko!
04:15I'm alive, Ichiko!
04:16I'm alive, Ichiko!
04:17I'm alive, Ichiko!
04:18I'm alive, Ichiko!
04:19I'm alive, Ichiko!
04:24I'm alive, Ichiko!
04:29I'm alive, Ichiko!
04:34We're alive, Ichiko!
04:39Oh my goodness, my cheeks are��
04:42Now we're really euthanized
04:45Is this the right way?
04:52There's seriously nothing here.
04:54It's just my dad.
05:01That's it.
05:03Welcome to Vampire Zone!
05:05Once again, I'm Rib!
05:07And this is Ichigo!
05:09It's an order from Rib-sama, so I'll do my best!
05:12And this is Fu!
05:14I don't want to be embarrassed, but...
05:16I'll be the director, so I'll do my best!
05:20I'll do my best.
05:22Nice to meet you.
05:23But is it really okay?
05:25If people find out who I am?
05:27It's fine, it's fine.
05:28I'll do something about it.
05:31Then...
05:32Before that, let me confirm something.
05:34A million yen fine!
05:36Okay?
05:37A fine?
05:41No, what I said was...
05:43It's fine, isn't it?
05:44I'll give you everything!
05:46Everything?
05:47It's fine, isn't it?
05:51If I can get it, then...
05:53Yes!
05:54I'll be back!
05:56Ichigo!
05:57Yes?
05:58For Rib, I'll give you everything!
06:00Yes!
06:01But...
06:02A million yen is a lot of money.
06:04It's fine, it's fine.
06:05I'll do something about it.
06:07It won't take long.
06:09Right, Masaki?
06:11Masaki?
06:13That's obvious!
06:16Invincible!
06:17Because Vampire will be included in my project!
06:20I'll do it right away!
06:22I'll do it, and I'll get a fine right away.
06:27I'll make them pay!
06:37At first, I posted a few short videos to get the viewers' attention.
06:41But now...
06:42I'm trying and trying and trying to figure out what I can do with Vampire's power!
06:48Hey, can you fly faster?
06:51Yes!
06:52I can still do it.
06:54I'll give it a try.
06:55Huh?
06:56Wait...
07:00Compared to when I was in Alice,
07:02it's always hard to get views on YouTube.
07:06Over 100,000 views?
07:10Seriously?
07:11Huh?
07:12What? Is that amazing?
07:14It's not amazing!
07:23I won't let this go!
07:25I'll do everything else I can!
07:40Yes!
07:49I'm not done yet!
08:01As I get more videos,
08:03I'll analyze the analytics,
08:05make videos that suit my needs,
08:07and publish them!
08:11I can do it!
08:12I'm going to get a fine!
08:14I want to get a fine!
08:18It can't be.
08:20In just three weeks?
08:22Am I a genius?
08:24That means we're almost at 1 million subscribers!
08:28Masaki is going to be a part of the club soon!
08:31Where do you want me to bite first?
08:33You're still early!
08:34Come on, let's go to the next shoot!
08:36Okay!
08:37What kind of video are we shooting today?
08:39Of course,
08:40you're getting so much attention,
08:42we're going to shoot the most flashy one!
08:44The most flashy one?
08:45I don't think I can do that.
08:47Who are you?
08:48Oh no!
08:54Video games are over.
09:00It's been 20 years.
09:02I thought you'd finally woken up,
09:04but you brought in a human this time.
09:06Shut up, Shigeyuki.
09:08Don't call me Shigeyuki.
09:10Is he a vampire too?
09:11Yes.
09:12Yuki-sama is just like Rib-sama.
09:14He's a much bigger vampire than us.
09:17I'll be your assistant.
09:19Thank you.
09:20This is for the blood donation this time.
09:23Thank you very much.
09:25But isn't it too early?
09:27The next blood donation is next week.
09:28It won't be a problem, right?
09:30That's right!
09:31If we don't have enough blood,
09:32we'll have to go to a hospital or something like that.
09:36Ichika!
09:37Well, it's a lung hospital.
09:40Blood in a lung hospital?
09:43I didn't hear any reports about that.
09:47I see.
09:48So you didn't say anything.
09:52You didn't just bring in a human,
09:54you tried to take their blood.
09:58You think you can get away with that?
10:00You're as stubborn as ever, Shigeyuki.
10:02It's Yuki!
10:03Is that so important?
10:05You should break the rules.
10:07It's fine.
10:08I didn't get any blood after all.
10:10Let's go explain to Masaki one day.
10:13Explanation, huh?
10:15Well, I'll give you a hundred steps to talk to each other.
10:18What kind of excuse is this?
10:21A message from Mother.
10:24If you don't turn off the channel,
10:26I'll turn you guys off right now.
10:28Our ability is strictly forbidden in the world.
10:33Mother is very angry.
10:36I see.
10:37Then I'll be quiet.
10:39Wait!
10:40Turn off the channel?
10:41That's impossible!
10:42I'm having a great opportunity
10:45thanks to my greatest project!
10:47Masaki!
10:48Stop it, Masaki!
10:50You human!
10:56Shige, you bastard!
10:58This is what you get for being a vampire!
11:05You...
11:06You...
11:08You...
11:09You...
11:10You...
11:19Um...
11:20Um...
11:21What is this place?
11:24I was in the flower garden!
11:27I'm a tulip!
11:29I'm a tulip!
11:32I'm a tulip!
11:35I'm a tulip!
11:39This is how you become a tulip.
11:43Now, no one is in the way.
11:45Let's shoot...
11:47Turn off the channel.
11:49I can't go against Mother.
11:51You're kidding!
11:52You're telling me to turn off the channel?
11:54Turn it off right now.
11:56No!
11:57I'm having a great time!
11:59Please!
12:00No!
12:01Turn it off!
12:07Yes, it was a dream-like two weeks.
12:14I see.
12:15He's not here anymore?
12:26I'm glad.
12:27I'm glad.
12:28I'm glad.
12:29I'm glad.
12:30I'm glad.
12:33It was fun filming, wasn't it?
12:36Masaki, Masaki, my blood!
12:38What the hell?
12:40Is it really over?
12:41I can't drink Masaki's blood forever!
12:44Goodbye, my little bone!
12:48No, I won't give up!
12:50Masaki, what are you doing?
12:52Are you mad at me?
12:55Of course I'm mad!
12:57Should I apologize?
12:59But even if I apologize, please forgive me.
13:02No, I can't!
13:05Rib, is your head itchy?
13:08I'll buy you a shampoo.
13:09What should I do?
13:12I don't get it!
13:15I don't get it, but...
13:17I want to see Masaki!
13:21Where are you going?
13:24Sigh...
13:30In the end, I'm all alone.
13:45I knew you'd come.
13:47I'm really sorry.
13:49Anyway, can you let me in?
13:53We can't go in unless we're invited.
13:56Then I won't invite you.
13:57Go home.
13:58Goodbye.
13:59Wait!
14:04It doesn't matter anymore, does it?
14:06Go home!
14:07Then can I ask you one thing?
14:10What?
14:11Why are you so obsessed with filming, Masaki?
14:15Huh?
14:16Well, we had fun, too.
14:19But, are you really serious about Masaki?
14:23Why?
14:24It doesn't matter.
14:26That's not good!
14:27I want to know about Masaki!
14:29Tell me! Why?
14:33Why...
14:38Until high school, I took care of everything in the world.
14:43All I did was watch videos.
14:47Huh?
14:48What? Who?
14:49Who?
14:51Kikka and Otomi from the same class.
14:53Oh, I see.
14:55Then...
14:56Wait, wait!
14:58It's okay, it's okay.
15:00I know you look lonely without your friends, but I'm alone because I like you.
15:04You're watching that video, right?
15:07Huh?
15:08You're subscribed to the channel, too.
15:10It's fun, isn't it?
15:11No one else was watching, so I called them.
15:15Really? Since when have you been watching it?
15:17What kind of project is it?
15:18The video brought us together.
15:22That's how we got to know each other.
15:25We decided to try making a video ourselves.
15:28It just so happened to be a buzz.
15:31I was happy.
15:33I felt like a lot of people had recognized us.
15:37So I decided.
15:39Just like the YouTuber who connected us,
15:42I'm going to aim for a million subscribers.
15:45That's why I've been working so hard.
15:48But I can't believe we're going to delete Chuchu Girls, too.
15:53I can't believe I'm going to delete Chuchu Girls, too.
15:54I can't believe I'm going to delete Chuchu Girls, too.
15:55I can't believe I'm going to delete Chuchu Girls, too.
15:56Why don't you do it?
15:57Huh?
15:58Why don't you make a video with us again?
16:01You can't tell us you're a vampire.
16:03You can't tell us you're a vampire.
16:06But... But if we do that...
16:09Tell us about the video.
16:13Tell us everything from the beginning.
16:16Let's do it together.
16:18Let's do it together.
16:21Right now, Masaki needs you.
16:32Masaki?
16:37You can come in.
16:44I'll invite you to my house.
16:48You're late, Liv.
16:50Where are you?
16:52It's almost morning, so let's give up and go to bed.
16:56I'll wait a little longer.
17:00I'm home!
17:02Liv!
17:03And... Masaki?
17:05Ichiko, Fuu.
17:07We're going to start filming again.
17:09What?
17:10B-But...
17:12Yuki is probably watching us.
17:14Don't worry.
17:16We're not going to use the vampire's power this time.
17:18Even if you say that...
17:20Ichiko, how are you going to pay back the debt you made?
17:25If we reach a million subscribers, everything will be solved.
17:28I-I see.
17:30Liv is going to make a dangerous video for Ichiko.
17:33It's for Masaki's sake.
17:35I understand! I'll do my best!
17:38That's the spirit, Ichiko!
17:40Yes!
17:41Fuu will do it too.
17:43O-Okay.
17:45Well, it was fun.
17:48Fun...
17:52So, what should we do first?
17:55You're going to tell us, right?
17:57Okay.
17:59First, I'm going to create a new channel.
18:03I'm going to create a new account and log in.
18:07Then, I'm going to click on Create New Channel.
18:11A new channel name?
18:13Yes. I can't use the name Chuchu Girls anymore.
18:17Do you have any ideas?
18:18Channel name...
18:20How did you decide on the name, Harikiri Sisters?
18:24We?
18:26We...
18:28We all thought about what kind of channel we wanted to make.
18:33Okay.
18:35Then, let's choose one person at a time.
18:37Yes!
18:38Then, I'll go with Uki Uki Waku Waku Yoi-chan!
18:41Rejected.
18:42Why?
18:43Is it for kids?
18:45Then, Fuu.
18:47I-I'll go with Iyashino Channel.
18:51Gozen Meiji's Jyukusei Hiyaruro-san Channel!
18:54Rejected.
18:55You have a strong personality.
18:57I don't get it.
18:58I'm going to quit.
19:00It's okay.
19:02I'm sure it'll be good.
19:04Next, it's Riva-sama's turn.
19:10Midnight Punch!
19:12Huh?
19:13It's a channel where we can only move at midnight.
19:16And it's a channel where Masaki got burned by punching.
19:19So, it's Midnight Punch!
19:20In other words, it's Mayo-pan!
19:22Mayo-pan...
19:25That's great!
19:33Now, the explanation is complete.
19:35It's so easy!
19:36Next, I'll decide on a banner and a profile picture.
19:42Then, I'll decide on a channel introduction video.
19:45Well, you can take it on your smartphone.
19:48But since we're here, let's take it with a camera with good performance.
19:52Listen up.
19:53I'll tell you what kind of characters the channel and we are.
19:56I'll make it easy for you to understand.
19:59Good morning, even though it's midnight!
20:01I'm your leader, Rive!
20:03I'm energetic, Ichika!
20:06I'm Fu.
20:08Nice to meet you.
20:13We are...
20:15I'll edit the footage.
20:19I'm Fu.
20:21Nice to meet you.
20:23We are...
20:24We want to do everything we can to make this channel interesting and fun!
20:32Then, I'll edit the footage.
20:37And the thumbnail is complete.
20:40When I have all the materials, I'll upload the video and type in the title.
20:45I'll also set up the description and tags.
20:49It's finally starting.
20:51Masaki, are you sure you don't want to appear?
20:58No.
21:00But...
21:01No.
21:02Hey, if I appear, Yuki might say that I'm with a human again.
21:09So, I'll turn to Produce.
21:12Okay.
21:14Is that okay?
21:16This is the first midnight punch video.
21:27Unlike back then, I probably won't get much attention.
21:32I'll start from here again.
21:35Right now, I'm not alone!
21:40Reveal, start!
21:44We'll do our best, so...
21:47Please subscribe to our channel and give us a high rating!
21:55I'm done shooting.
21:57Now...
21:58Oh, USB.
22:00I have to connect the camera again.
22:03There's also a file.
22:05Okay, let's get started.
22:09When I opened the curtain, Asahi came in.
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