Mayonaka Punch Episode 3 Eng Sub
Transcript
00:00Oh
00:31Is that all you've got?
00:33No way!
00:34Revival?
00:36It's not over yet.
00:43Die!
00:463 people killed
00:53We've got another chance at the great turnover today!
00:55In other words, it's been a while since the last time I've seen you...
00:57...and I'll give you plenty of chances, even if it's in the middle of nowhere.
01:01Excuse me.
01:04Excuse me.
01:06Huh?
01:07I give you a chance to trade.
01:09A thousand yen.
01:11Alright.
01:12So, Rin-san, do you think you'll make a lot of money off of YouTube?
01:16Well, I guess so.
01:19That's good.
01:42I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
01:44I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
01:44I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
01:45I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
01:45I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
01:46I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
01:46I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
01:47I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
01:47I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
01:48I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
01:48I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
01:49I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
01:49I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
01:50I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
02:12I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
02:12I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
02:13I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
02:13I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
02:14I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
02:14I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
02:15I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
02:15I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
02:16I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
02:16I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
02:17I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
02:17I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
02:18I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
02:18I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
02:19I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
02:19I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
02:20I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
02:20I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
02:21I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
02:21I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
02:22I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
02:22I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
02:23I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
02:23I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
02:24I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
02:24I don't know what you're talking about, Rin-san.
02:25ー the translation is not correct ー
02:53Good morning!
02:54Midnight Punch! I'm Rib!
02:56Ichiko!
02:57I'm Fu.
02:58Today's plan is...
03:02If we play Nagashi-soumen with 3 people...
03:05We can get closer!
03:08Alright, let's go!
03:13Come on!
03:14Right, Ichiko! Right, right!
03:16Yes!
03:17That's the back!
03:18I'm sorry!
03:19Is it here?
03:20That's the chin!
03:21No, chest! Up, up, up!
03:23Rib-sama, please have some of this ginger!
03:25Wait, it's spicy!
03:27Fu, let's hurry!
03:32But I can do it!
03:34Rib-sama, please have some of this wasabi!
03:40Alright, it's over.
03:42Ah!
03:43Now this is a famous scene!
03:45Be quiet.
03:46Masaki is thinking of a plan right now.
03:49What did you say?
03:50No, nothing.
03:51You know, I was watching the video you uploaded the other day.
03:54It's really funny, Masaki!
03:56Of course it's a plan I came up with.
03:58I filmed it, and I edited it.
04:01Of course it's funny.
04:03Really?
04:04Why can't funny videos grow?
04:07Ichiko!
04:08Rib, I'm hungry!
04:10I want to eat now!
04:12Yes, Rib-sama!
04:15Are you angry?
04:16I'm not angry.
04:17You're angry, aren't you?
04:18Why are you in such a hurry?
04:20It's been three weeks since I started this channel!
04:22Look!
04:24Um, what do you mean?
04:26How many videos do you think I've uploaded?
04:28I've only got a million subscribers,
04:30but I haven't even got 10,000 views yet!
04:33Well, you've only just started.
04:35That's why.
04:37Anyway, I have to come up with a plan,
04:39or I won't be able to do anything, so let me concentrate.
04:49Why is there so much stuff in here?
04:52There used to be more.
05:00It smells good.
05:04Everyone, please take a seat.
05:07Yay! Food!
05:09Masaki, let's take a break.
05:12Everyone, let's say...
05:14Itadakimasu!
05:18It's so good!
05:23It's so good!
05:25She's eating so much.
05:27I think I can come up with a plan for Rib to eat something.
05:32Oh, I've been thinking.
05:34Vampires also have to eat, right?
05:36Huh?
05:37I don't have to eat at all.
05:39Then why do you eat every day?
05:41Because it's important for everyone to eat together!
05:44Huh?
05:45Well, I guess so.
05:46By the way, Masaki, have you come up with a plan yet?
05:49Not yet, but what is it?
05:52I've come up with a plan that's definitely going to be fun.
05:55Will you listen to it?
05:57Yeah.
05:58It's called...
05:59Ichigo's Plans for Wearing Clothes!
06:03Wrong.
06:04Then, banana!
06:05Ichigo's Plans for Wearing Clothes!
06:07Totally wrong.
06:08Then, then...
06:09All wrong.
06:10Why?
06:12Hey, how much do you think a stuffed animal costs?
06:16I've been thinking about it while calculating.
06:19It's low budget.
06:20I've heard of it somewhere.
06:22But I'm going to add some originality to it.
06:24That's how I'm going to launch the project.
06:26You don't just have to put anything out there.
06:28Banana?
06:29Eat a whole banana!
06:31I'm the one who's going to eat it!
06:34All right, all right.
06:38You don't understand.
06:40What?
06:41You have to squeeze out the originality.
06:44Squeeze it out.
06:45Squeeze it out, squeeze it out.
06:48Squeeze it out!
06:49What are you talking about?
06:51Take that!
06:52My name is Tokage.
06:54I'm a vampire who travels the world with money.
06:58There you are again, vampire!
07:00Tokage.
07:01I won't let you go without paying the rent.
07:04Here you go.
07:05Life is so annoying.
07:08It's like gambling.
07:10The hotter you get, the more you get into the swamp.
07:13The colder you get, the more you want heat.
07:16And this guy...
07:17Even if you can make a large amount of money for free, you can't make a beef bowl for free.
07:21It's just a stick.
07:23I don't understand what you're saying at all.
07:26If you don't have any money, just be honest.
07:28Besides, you just like to make money easily, don't you?
07:31I haven't seen you in 20 years.
07:35Even if you've been alive for 200 years, you don't look like a senior.
07:39You're a lot older than me.
07:40Hey, Masaki.
07:42What?
07:43I saw your channel.
07:45It's called Donzumari.
07:47It's a salty project.
07:48It's so funny.
07:50What?
07:53I'll give you a hand.
07:55I'll lend you my strength.
07:57What?
07:58If you're going to hide your abilities and do YouTube, you have to be good at it.
08:04What are you talking about?
08:05I'm not good at it.
08:07It's not about the name of the project.
08:09Don't judge me by the title.
08:11Are you going to make rice balls?
08:14What?
08:15What's important is what's inside.
08:17The ingredients are important.
08:19You're 20 years younger than me.
08:21You're 200 years younger than me.
08:23Don't talk to me like you know everything.
08:25This is the project I've been thinking about for 200 years.
08:29Then let me hear it.
08:32It's an interesting project.
08:35That's what I want.
08:39I said that, but I can't think of anything.
08:42Masaki, don't be impatient.
08:44I know.
08:46I'm exhausted.
08:47I'm out of talent.
08:50All right.
08:51Leave it to me.
08:52Let's go find a project.
08:55Project?
08:56Project?
08:57Project?
08:59Project?
09:00Project?
09:02Project?
09:03What is this place?
09:09I made a mistake.
09:11Let's go to the next one.
09:12Next?
09:13You don't have to worry about me.
09:15Masa?
09:16Project?
09:19What are you doing?
09:20Project!
09:21I'm sure it's a project!
09:23Project!
09:25What? Damn it!
09:29What are you doing?!
09:30That's my line!
09:33Let me see what's inside!
09:34I won't let you!
09:35It's a breach of privacy!
09:36Is there something wrong with that?
09:39I'm not doing it!
09:42Leave me alone!
09:43No!
09:44I've been watching this room the whole time!
09:47What are you talking about?
09:48I don't want to see it again!
09:52Leave!
09:56You want to suck my blood, don't you?
10:02My heart...
10:07What is this?
10:18This is...
10:20Don't look at me!
10:21It's embarrassing!
10:23This is...
10:25How long has this room been like this?
10:27Since this house was built.
10:29I feel like I can do this.
10:32Rib, help me!
10:35Okay.
10:42This project is called...
10:44The Life Club Across the Century?
10:45How much is a room for ten ladies?
10:47Teacher!
10:48Is that necessary?
10:51Rib!
10:52I heard that there are fans who are good at cleaning.
10:55Just cleaning up the garbage is fun enough.
10:58But maybe we can find a treasure among the garbage that the lizard has collected.
11:04In other words, we can earn money and clean up the room.
11:08It's a win-win-win!
11:10This is what a project is all about!
11:13Wait a minute.
11:14You're talking about my garbage?
11:17That's right.
11:18Probably.
11:19Definitely!
11:21All right! Let's get started!
11:28Hey, everyone!
11:29You have to separate the garbage properly!
11:31Huh? What is it, Ichiko?
11:33I'm telling you to separate it properly.
11:35Listen up!
11:36A detailed separation will create a green Earth.
11:39The garbage that Ichiko-chan collected has a plastic bottle in it.
11:44Huh?
11:46What are you talking about?
11:47Plastic bottles are just garbage, right?
11:49I saw it on TV.
11:51Huh?
11:52If you burn a plastic bottle, it turns green because it's made of plastic.
11:56In other words, this is a green Earth.
11:59Plastic bottles are just garbage.
12:03I can't find it!
12:04Ichiko, you can't read kanji!
12:07Hey, when did you get this?
12:09What was it again?
12:10It was about 80 years ago.
12:12Wow!
12:13You can sell it for a lot of money!
12:15No way!
12:16This is...
12:18M-Money...
12:19How about this, lizard?
12:22Oh!
12:22That's what a guy named Sennou Nandoka uses!
12:25Hey, watch out!
12:28This is...
12:29This is no good, either.
12:31What kind of treasure is this?
12:34I've been working on this for 5 hours, and it's still like this.
12:38Darn it.
12:38There's really nothing good in this trash can.
12:41If I can't put it in the trash can, I might as well...
12:43Hey, hey, hey!
12:45Don't throw it away!
12:46But they're all rotten or broken!
12:49You don't get it, do you?
12:51If I'm going to make money, I'm definitely going to make money!
12:54Oh, sorry.
12:55Just forget about that for now.
12:57I'm going to turn this into a super-durable cleaning project.
13:02No way...
13:03No way... No way...
13:05Don't mess with me!
13:07Shut up! I'm filming!
13:08Money! Money!
13:10I want money!
13:11I want money!
13:13You...
13:14Ichiko!
13:15Open the window!
13:25I told you to calm down!
13:29Money!
13:31Wow...
13:35I did it!
13:36I did it!
13:45There's no way a lizard can beat Mr. Rib!
14:02You're filming, aren't you?
14:04Using your abilities.
14:06Um...
14:08Shigeyuki-san, this is...
14:09Yuki!
14:10Don't ever call me Shigeyuki again!
14:13Masaki!
14:14You can't call Yuki-sama Shigeyuki!
14:16Yuki-sama is actually Shigeyuki, but...
14:18Shut up!
14:19Shut up!
14:20C-C-Calm down!
14:22I told you.
14:23If you use your abilities to film, you'll disappear.
14:26No, I used my abilities because it's impossible!
14:28No more questions!
14:31Give me the video data.
14:33N-No...
14:35Give it to me.
14:37Or do you want to destroy the camera?
14:44Masaki!
14:45What? What? What do you mean?
14:47It's like this.
14:50That's it!
14:52There's a camera in that dirty room, right?
14:55Bring it here.
14:56Yes, ma'am!
15:05Hey, let go of her!
15:07I won't!
15:08If I give this to her, everyone's hard work will be in vain!
15:12Masaki...
15:13This...
15:15All you say is nonsense.
15:17Come to think of it, I haven't thanked you in a while.
15:25I can't get rid of that smell!
15:27I'll do it after that!
15:29Stop it!
15:30I won't let you film again!
15:32Let go of her!
15:34Please, Yuki!
15:35Please, please!
15:37Are you two serious?
15:43I understand.
15:49You can't do anything wrong!
15:50I'll make sure to punish you!
15:53Guilty!
15:56Yuki...
15:57This is...
15:58If you eat it all, I'll keep it a secret from Mother.
16:03But if you don't eat it all, then...
16:06Then, what if I eat it all?
16:09That's why I'll keep it a secret from Mother.
16:11That's not enough!
16:12That's not enough at all!
16:14All the footage we've filmed so far has gone down the drain!
16:18The footage that should've made us rich!
16:20What are you trying to say?
16:22If you eat it all, I won't give you a single cent!
16:27Hey, Yuki.
16:28When we eat, we don't use our vampire powers, right?
16:33That's right.
16:34Then we can film a video, right?
16:37Huh?
16:38Well...
16:43Are you filming?
16:44Let's eat, everybody.
16:46Don't hesitate. You'll understand if you eat.
16:51Masaki, we have to do this!
16:53Leave the food to me!
16:55Wait a minute!
16:57It's not fun to just eat raw meat!
17:00That's enough!
17:01If it doesn't work, then I'll do anything!
17:05Eat whatever you want!
17:07It smells so good!
17:08Eating is fun, eating is fun.
17:11Okay, let's do our best!
17:13Stop the camera!
17:18It's already midnight!
17:20Midnight Punch, it's me, Liv.
17:22T-Today's plan is...
17:24Let's eat, everybody!
17:25Don't hesitate. You'll understand if you eat.
17:28Come on, everybody, let's eat the garlic we hate!
17:32Yeah!
17:33Let's go!
17:41Liv is dead!
17:48Hey, at least make it look tasty!
17:51It's obvious you can't do it.
17:52You need a vampire.
17:54At least make it look tasty!
18:07How is it, Lucy?
18:09Try eating the garlic without hesitation.
18:12How is it, Ichiko?
18:15How is it, Lucy?
18:24Boo! Boo!
18:26Good morning, Fuu-chan!
18:34Ichiko used to think that hand cream was toothpaste.
18:38Then she realized that the old lady in the cream video...
18:40...was born from an egg.
18:42Ichiko, out!
18:51I'm surprised.
18:52Yakiniku? I like yakiniku better.
18:54Shut up!
18:56What?
18:59The garlic is delicious, the garlic is delicious, the garlic is delicious, the garlic is delicious.
19:04Here, open your mouth, cutie.
19:18That's enough. I'm going to stop the camera.
19:20What are you talking about? If you stop now, you'll be disqualified as a gambler!
19:24It has nothing to do with gambling!
19:25It's not funny at all!
19:27It's the worst kind of video!
19:30Dead or Alive...
19:32...an overwhelming gamble that cost me my life!
19:34Follow me!
19:44Zubat!
19:47I have not a single clove of garlic on my plate!
19:57What an idiot.
20:03It's so meaningless, it's so meaningless.
20:083 days later...
20:14That's enough.
20:16The screen is all white.
20:18We've been watching it for three days.
20:20No matter how many times I watch it, it's still funny.
20:23That's because I came up with the idea.
20:25I filmed it and edited it.
20:28Of course it's funny.
20:31I'm afraid of my own talent.
20:33But...
20:35...did that video just happen to be on air?
20:37Look at the numbers.
20:39The view count.
20:42Wow, 12,000.
20:44If you want to bet, you have to bet on the number of tea cups before breakfast.
20:49It's here.
20:51Hello!
20:52It's the room on the second floor.
20:54Um, what is this?
20:56Huh? Didn't I tell you?
20:58Masaki, you're going to live here from today.
21:01What?
21:02But why all of a sudden?
21:04We can't afford to miss this moment.
21:07We're going to take a lot of videos.
21:09With this momentum, we're going to have a huge channel.
21:13Right?
21:14That's right.
21:15I see.
21:17Let's all help out.
21:19Yes!
21:20It's a big dream.
21:22I want to join you.
21:25I've been meaning to do that for a long time.
21:27Now that we've decided, let's split the profits from the last video.
21:32We'll split the profits equally.
21:34Huh?
21:35We'll split the profits equally.
21:39Um...
21:40We can talk about that later.
21:41Huh?
21:42But the red tea...
21:44We don't have any profit yet.
21:46That's not what I'm talking about!
21:48I've never said that!
21:50I've had enough!
21:52Give me the money!
21:54I'm done filming.
21:56Now...
21:57Huh?
21:58USB...
21:59Again...
22:00Connecting the camera...
22:02There's a file...
22:04Okay.
22:05Let's get started.
22:08When I opened the curtain, I saw Asahi.
22:11What?
22:12Are you looking down on me?
22:14That's fast.
22:15It's time for the night students to sleep and someone I don't know to wake up.
22:18It's a job that keeps my soul from being reflected.
22:22When the surroundings are quiet, the inside of my head is noisy.
22:25I might see this, but the voices of the students are in the way.
22:28It's worthless.
22:29It's annoying.
22:30Get out of here.
22:31I understand.
22:32So what do you want me to do?
22:33Because it's none of your business.
22:35Selfishness is a personality, isn't it?
22:37Do whatever you want.
22:39I'll light you up even at midnight.
22:41I want to connect more between morning and night.
22:48It's interesting.
22:50I don't think there's anything.
22:52Because night and day are in the way.
22:55The noise is getting louder.
22:57I can hear it from a distance.
22:59Today has started again.
23:02For me,
23:04It's an editing point for just one person.
23:12What is this place?
23:15Is this a hotel?
23:18I don't know.
23:20Well, I'm leaving.