RIP Jake D'Arcy | Kevin Reacts to Still Game S7E2
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00:00Hello everybody.
00:16Welcome back to the channel.
00:17My name's Kevin.
00:18I'm a geek.
00:19You are watching Kevin the Geek.
00:20Welcome back to Still Game.
00:22This is series seven.
00:23This is episode number two.
00:25Of course, it is now at a point that this can't always go on to YouTube.
00:31The first episode, it was one that was partially blocked, so it was basically I think people
00:39in the UK and Ireland weren't able to see the YouTube version.
00:43Anywhere outside of it, you were able to see the YouTube version.
00:46If that is going to remain the same moving forward, what I'm going to do is I'm going
00:50to upload the YouTube version, which will be there in full that you can watch if you're
00:57outside of those blocked areas, and then have the alternative version for people that are
01:05in the blocked areas, most notably UK and Ireland.
01:09Some people don't necessarily like it going on to Dailymotion because, frankly, Dailymotion
01:16has a lot of ads.
01:17The workaround for that, if you're not so keen on that, basically you've got a couple
01:21of options.
01:22You can either, if you've got a VPN, then you can set up your VPN so that you're outside
01:27of the UK, and then you'll be able to find the YouTube version and see the full one on
01:32there.
01:33Alternatively, you can always download an ad blocker.
01:37I've got a free browser ad blocker app on my phone, which I use if I'm watching Dailymotion
01:43videos.
01:44Or you can install an ad blocker on your computer and watch it on your browser that way.
01:49Either way, hopefully you'll be able to watch it and continue enjoying the show.
01:53But for now, let's check out Series 7, Episode 2, The Undrinkables.
02:14Oh, Jack.
02:15What?
02:16You're not firing up the old furnace again, are you?
02:19Victor, not again.
02:20Come on.
02:21I was sitting in here last night, it was like Dickens London.
02:23It was like a pea souper.
02:25Well, I enjoy the pipe of the telly.
02:27When you're enjoying the pipe, I cannae see the bloody telly.
02:30Well, what's the watch?
02:31It's all shite anyway, right?
02:35I was thinking about chucking it anyhow, the amount of tax they put on it.
02:38That's what this is about.
02:40Smokers clogging up the NHS.
02:43Good people cannae get one.
02:45Aye.
02:46Good people?
02:47Aye, you know.
02:48Them that don't smoke cannae get a bed.
02:50So I'm bad people?
02:51I'm just saying, you know.
02:52Cos you smoke the pipe and you're a filthy addict.
02:55I mean, a clean living woman.
02:56Wouldn't they say booty a goose?
02:58Cannae get a lie down.
02:59So because I smoke the pipe, that's me Fred West now?
03:02Oh!
03:03I'm not saying you're a murderer, Jack.
03:04Yeah, I've gone a bit far.
03:06I'm saying you're a nae use of junkie.
03:10What?
03:12You're a bastard and junkie.
03:14I'm a junkie, I'm a junkie.
03:15Junkie with what?
03:16Biscuits, wine gums, mint and period.
03:18And I'll tell you another thing.
03:19I have paid for a stack of these beds in that hospital
03:22with the amount of tax I've paid on my backie.
03:24They should be naming a ward after me and her own family.
03:27Aye, the Jack Jarvis for them that cannae stop puffing
03:29and some poor bastard with his arm hanging off
03:31cannae get a bed ward.
03:32Catchy.
03:33Nice.
03:35You know, I wish I didn't smoke a pipe.
03:37I wish I smoked cigarettes.
03:39How's that?
03:40You've got one out in your eye now, haven't you?
03:41Oh!
03:44You can dip his finger in your pipe.
03:50Hello?
03:52Bobby?
03:53Ah.
03:55Oh.
03:56Oh, dear.
03:58Thanks for that.
03:59Thank you.
04:07He's dressed up smart.
04:11Oh!
04:18Oh, look who it is.
04:20Men In Black.
04:21What's that?
04:22The alien movie.
04:23We'll boot your boss into outer space.
04:27Two pints, prick.
04:29Oh.
04:30Terrible day.
04:32I'll take a sweet sherry move.
04:34Oh, is there a funeral?
04:35Poor Stalin.
04:36Who's died?
04:37Fifteen people at a funeral.
04:38No, that never happens to me.
04:40You're no homeless.
04:41Pete lived under a bridge.
04:42He was lucky to have fifteen there.
04:44Oh.
04:47Right.
04:48So, someone did mention in the comments
04:51that, I think it's Jake Darcy
04:53who played Pete the Jakey
04:55sadly passed away in between
04:57the time that the show was off air.
05:01I like that they're
05:03kind of
05:04they're not just forgetting about him.
05:06Because he was a
05:07you know, a fairly regular character
05:09on the show.
05:10So, that's
05:11that's really good
05:12that they are taking the time to really
05:15you know, pay tribute to the character.
05:18Poor Stalin.
05:19Fifteen people at a funeral.
05:21No, that never happens to me.
05:23You're no homeless.
05:24Pete lived under a bridge.
05:25He was lucky to have fifteen there.
05:27Half a lager, please, Bobie.
05:29You'll no need your money at the minute, champ.
05:32There's a kitty.
05:34And a quarter of a whisky.
05:38You cheeky bastards.
05:42Tomato.
05:43And nuts. Dry roasted.
05:45My heart's roasted, you miserable bastard.
05:49How much is it per head for the kitty, Bobie?
05:51Twelve quid.
05:52I thought it was a tenner.
05:53Sorry, boys.
05:54Prices are up.
05:56It's no meat.
05:57It's a brewery.
05:58Tam.
05:59Kitty.
06:00Sorry.
06:05Poor Pete.
06:07Makes you realise how lucky you are.
06:09Lucky?
06:10I'm lucky I can walk.
06:13Who asks a one-legged man to be a pallbearer?
06:25You two were laughing.
06:27That is funny.
06:28It was tears rolling down your face.
06:30It was tears of grief.
06:32Tears of grief.
06:33No.
06:34That was tears of pissing yourself.
06:35That's what that was.
06:37Because once you started, that set him off.
06:40Grief's good to ages.
06:41It's a terrible thing, grief.
06:42Yeah.
06:43And as for you, you tosser.
06:45You were bent double.
06:46Oh, my glasses.
06:47I assume you did.
06:49Right.
06:50OK, well, then.
06:52To Pete.
06:53To Pete.
06:55I meant to, but, yeah, to Pete.
06:57Maybe somebody should say something.
06:59Well, you just did, sir.
07:00Oh, substantial.
07:02From the heart.
07:03Oh, right.
07:04On the hoof.
07:05Off the cuff.
07:08Nice cuffage, Jack.
07:10I well know why we're here today.
07:11To pay tribute to our friend,
07:13a Craig Lang man through and through.
07:15Pete didn't have a home.
07:16He was a man of no means.
07:18Not two pennies to rub together.
07:20The soles hanging off his shoes,
07:22and not even a coat to keep him warm.
07:24But the one thing he always had,
07:26always had,
07:28was a smile.
07:29Even though he was the poorest man we knew.
07:35Beautiful words, Jack.
07:36Beautiful words.
07:41Ladies and gentlemen,
07:42to Jake.
07:51Jesus Christ, they're near today.
07:52How do you feel?
07:53I've been in the back of Pete's funeral
07:55since the day after yesterday.
07:57Like the last game of Stevie Wonder.
08:02Hello, boys.
08:03Gentlemen, what can I do you for?
08:05Oh, just a bottle of the usual, my friend.
08:11There you go.
08:18Ah, quite.
08:19Prices are up.
08:20Bloody budget.
08:22This is it, Jack.
08:23Ah, this is it, right enough.
08:26A long time ago, Naveed,
08:28Jack and I agreed
08:29that when this stuff got too dear,
08:31we were chucking it.
08:32And that, my friend, is too dear.
08:35Well, boys, that is the cheapest stuff.
08:37That is the gut rot in the bottom of the barrel.
08:40I could charge more for a bottle and eyes of sweat.
08:49Are you trying to get in or trying to get out?
08:50Are you trying to get in or trying to get out?
08:54I see no dilemma.
08:58Jack.
08:59What is that, Isa?
09:05Here.
09:06Try this.
09:07What is that?
09:08Hooch.
09:09Machine.
09:10Homemade.
09:11Wabba-wabba.
09:12Katanga.
09:13I don't know.
09:14Three quid a bottle is what it is.
09:16Where the hell did you get that?
09:17Peggy's man got off that way
09:19and swears all the time.
09:20Him with the turrets.
09:22And he go to off that woman that looks like a fella.
09:25You know her that changes the tyres and the Scot fit.
09:28Who, I think, go to off Peggy Patterson.
09:31Him with the gastric band that burst at the trampoline park.
09:35That's when the trail goes cold.
09:37Take a nip.
09:49LAUGHTER
10:05So he does like it or doesn't like it?
10:12Oh, don't like it, OK.
10:19That would have been preferable.
10:21I've got a bottle of that in the house.
10:23The first gulp's a sore one.
10:25But after that, it's a smooth ride.
10:27You can clean your cooker with it.
10:29It comes up lovely to you.
10:30You for another?
10:32Something that can clean your cooker?
10:35Don't think it's something I want to put in my body.
10:37Not at these prices, Bobby.
10:39I've told you.
10:40Three half-pints and no another body in here.
10:43That is definitely it.
10:45I'm out.
10:46What do you mean, you're out?
10:47As of Monday, I'm chucking it.
10:49New fella Mark will be stawning here.
10:51You're leaving the Klansmen?
10:53I don't want to make a big deal about it, but enough's enough.
10:56Oh?
10:57People are only coming in because of the prices
10:59and you've got bootleg garbage floating about.
11:01Nah, I'm done.
11:04But I'll no be disappearing.
11:07I'll be in for a pint now and again.
11:10Anyway, finish up.
11:12You're not going the new, are you?
11:14No.
11:16I'm going down the bridge.
11:18Oh, no, don't be hasty, Bobby.
11:21No, I'm not going to jump off it.
11:23I'm going down to tidy up where Pete slept.
11:26That's a nice thing.
11:28I'll come with you.
11:29Are you two coming?
11:30No, I'd like to go with you, but we're heading to Tams.
11:33This is one kitty he is not getting out of.
11:35Good luck with that.
11:37You should have picked something simpler,
11:39like stealing the coronation necklace
11:41after she's taken a dump.
11:46You should phone the concierge.
11:48Room service, hasn't he been in?
11:50Are you stealing this?
11:52Aye, that's right, son.
11:53We're going to steal all this gear
11:54and we're going to take it to Sotheby's.
11:56No, it's just...
11:57This belonged to my mate Pete.
11:59Well, we know.
12:00It was her pal Tay.
12:01That's why we're tidying up.
12:03I'm Mick.
12:04Methadone Mick.
12:06I'm Bobby.
12:08Barman Bobby.
12:11I'm, eh...
12:13One-legged Winston.
12:15Pete's talked a lot about these.
12:17This is for you.
12:18Oh, a ball-class letter.
12:21Scented too.
12:26To Bobby.
12:27Only Bobby.
12:29Nobody but Bobby.
12:31That's got Bobby all over it.
12:33That must be for you, Bobby.
12:37If you're reading this, Bobby, I'm already dead.
12:40No more drink for me.
12:42Bastard, eh?
12:44If Methadone Mick is nae deed,
12:46he's just handed you this letter.
12:49I'm nae deed.
12:53Although he looks like a skinny, shiftless nae user,
12:56he is nonetheless a good lad.
13:00He will now hand you my estate,
13:02which you, Bobby, are the executor of.
13:07These must be his Mickworldly possessions.
13:10Shush.
13:12The details herein...
13:14Helen.
13:16Not herein.
13:18Must not be disclosed until Friday 19th at 9am.
13:23The venue shall be the Klansmen.
13:26Pete-o.
13:27Pete-e-o. Please turn over.
13:29I know.
13:32No doubt Mick will now have his paw out expecting a bung.
13:37Give him hee-haw,
13:40All the best, Pete.
13:44Wow.
13:46I'm glad I've now watched Trainspotting,
13:49cos I now actually know what Methadone is.
13:52So, yay for Trainspotting, I guess.
13:56It's cash time. Nothing other than cash.
13:59The thing is, it's Francis and me's anniversary this weekend.
14:02All my money's gone in that.
14:04Shut up.
14:05Twelve quid.
14:07I've no go at it.
14:09What about this?
14:10Look.
14:1150 copies of the National Geographic magazine.
14:14Beautiful photographs.
14:17Look.
14:18There's a polar bear wiring into a seal.
14:20No.
14:26Football boots.
14:27You're not even into football.
14:28I'm football daft.
14:29And then...
14:30These boots once belonged to Patrick, em, Thistle.
14:34I don't believe in a pair.
14:36Exactly.
14:37Listen, you.
14:38We don't want a medicine ball,
14:40or a Bay City Rollers bedspread,
14:42or a Kenny Rogers 8-track,
14:44or a die-cast model of GFK's Lincoln Continental
14:47moments before he was plugged from the grass.
14:49He doesn't want twelve quid.
14:51What about this?
14:52A full compliment of filthy, dirty porno cards from Santa Ponza.
14:57Don't do it.
14:59Don't do it.
15:00You truly are monkey.
15:02Especially...
15:04the Nine of Clubs.
15:06Don't do it.
15:09Don't do it.
15:10You slut.
15:11Twelve quid.
15:12Twelve quid.
15:17What about this?
15:22Slippery bastard.
15:24What am I supposed to do with this muck?
15:26You were cook as a good creep.
15:28Yeah.
15:29I think I made a mistake when I knew dickheads, you know.
15:31The Nine of Clubs looked like a right carry-on, didn't it?
15:37What was it you said your name was again?
15:39Mark.
15:40And you say we've never met?
15:42No, we haven't.
15:44Hmm.
15:45Cannae quite place you, but...
15:47I'm definitely sure I've spoke to you before.
15:49What pub did you work in before this, then?
15:51The Guinnell.
15:52Oh, the Guinnell.
15:54Tough shop.
15:55Not when I was on.
15:58The Quiz Night.
15:59We have met before.
16:03Well, if we have, I don't remember.
16:05And if I don't remember, it didn't happen.
16:07All right?
16:08Prick!
16:10Whoa.
16:11Excuse me.
16:12What?
16:13Can I go to the toilet?
16:14Away, you wee fanny.
16:16Thank you.
16:17Bobby.
16:20I don't need the toilet.
16:22Where do you keep the scampi fries?
16:24Oh, in a box above the chess freezer, Mark.
16:28Chess freezer?
16:30Handy hang a chess freezer.
16:33He's quite paint.
16:34Did you?
16:35Aye, aye, Bobby.
16:36Is that you done now?
16:38That's me as civilian.
16:39Ah, but you're still here.
16:41That's good.
16:42So nothing's really changed, then?
16:43Well, aye.
16:44Right.
16:45For old time's sake, right,
16:46hit us with both barrels.
16:48What?
16:49Your patter.
16:50We'll take it off you.
16:51It's a one-day only offer.
16:52Look who it is.
16:54Waldorf and Statler.
16:56Very good, Bobby.
16:57Old Muppets.
16:58That must make you Kermit the Fudd.
17:01Good one, Victor.
17:02Two pints, prick.
17:04Aye.
17:05Don't talk to my customers like that.
17:07Who's this wallopper?
17:12Oh, for...
17:19Hello, lad.
17:21It's ruined, is it?
17:27We are done.
17:29Pint?
17:31What?
17:32The Klansman.
17:33Aye.
17:34That big angry bear pulling you a pint
17:35and then looking for an excuse to glass you with an empty tumbler.
17:37No.
17:38Aye, it's hardly Claridge's, is it?
17:39Pint?
17:40Yes, please.
17:41What are you looking at?
17:42Excuse me?
17:43Tumbler.
17:44Booth.
17:45Royal.
17:46Face like Chucky.
17:47Oh, well.
17:49To me, your wee home-fashioned strumpet.
17:52Oh, give that to me.
17:54That's wine over here.
17:55That's skid row.
17:56Tin pan alley.
17:57That's music, Jack.
17:58Oh.
18:00Regardez-vous.
18:01Not going to lie, I love the wallpaper.
18:03Is he just me?
18:04Oh.
18:05Oh.
18:06That silly bang boy would be shite in his seat.
18:09Imagine what that could do to your insides.
18:12What, make them all shiny?
18:14I'm sorry.
18:19Oh, look.
18:21Isa?
18:22Jack.
18:24Victor.
18:26Oh, aye.
18:27Aye, Victor.
18:28What the hell are you doing?
18:30I've got my doors mixed up.
18:33I've still got my thing, me and your thing.
18:36Aye, you wish.
18:38You know what's happening.
18:39It's a queer thing.
18:41I've never done that before.
18:43I'm not thinking.
18:44Isa, are you all right, then?
18:46Aye.
18:47Oh, aye.
18:49Oh.
18:51Oh, I know that smell.
18:53It's that hoochie-coochie.
18:55I'll take one of them wee monkeys if there's one going.
18:58Chase yourself, Isa.
18:59Is she on the hooch?
19:05That's off a good ear, Jack.
19:06Help me out.
19:08I don't know what's happened.
19:09Come on, that's sudden.
19:11I'll need to get doing the opticians and get my prescription changed.
19:15Oh, just don't drink the hooch.
19:16It'll be fine.
19:17You just need some rest.
19:18Aye.
19:19Now, look, if you're needing anything, anything at all,
19:21just give me a shout.
19:22Anything at all, mate.
19:23Oh, you wouldn't mind coming in for 15 minutes
19:26and reading me a few pages of my Take a Break?
19:29No.
19:33I don't read that book.
19:39Eric, not you too.
19:41Who's that?
19:42What do you mean, who's that?
19:43It's Jack and Victor.
19:44Oh, hello, boys.
19:46What are you doing?
19:47What I always do on a Thursday, I'm getting into the bookies.
19:51That's the beat.
19:55Hi, Bobby.
19:57Hello, Jack.
19:59Victor, didn't see you there.
20:01We're glad we caught you.
20:02Can you not just get back behind the bar again?
20:05Aye, put the old spurs back on, get rid of that big hairy balloon.
20:08I mean, the Klansman's a no-go zone.
20:10It's like the end of an era, son.
20:12No, it's the start of a new one.
20:14The era of me, suiting myself.
20:17I sleep to when I like.
20:18Go to the bookies, couple of whores in the afternoon,
20:21Columbo, magic.
20:23Had I known being an old prick was this much fun,
20:26I'd have chucked it years ago.
20:27Prick!
20:28Aye, well, you're not an old prick.
20:29You're a young prick.
20:30He needs you back.
20:32Aye, I'm done.
20:34Klansman's done.
20:35Who needs it?
20:37And not when you've got...
20:39No, Bobby, not you too!
20:41Thank you, Whatter.
20:42Bobby.
20:44Gamekeeper turned poacher, lads.
20:47I know the path I'm on.
20:49And for the first time in years,
20:52I'm enjoying the journey.
20:59Dammit!
21:12Tom?
21:14Oh, hello, lads.
21:16What you up to?
21:17Well, I was just...
21:19What you up to?
21:21I was just dropping off a bottle of the la-la lotion for Winston there.
21:25Where are you getting this stuff?
21:26It's everywhere. Everybody's got it.
21:28Aye, but where did you get it?
21:30Eric gave me it.
21:31Eric's making it?
21:32No, that's the thing.
21:34Nobody knows.
21:35It just keeps turning up.
21:37I don't touch it myself, obviously.
21:39You don't touch it?
21:40Who do you reckon's making it?
21:42In a moment...
21:44I'm going to go for that mid guy. He seemed a bit shifty.
21:47I'm a lagger, man.
21:49Let's just see, shall we?
21:53Read that headline.
21:55Booze tax still biting.
21:57Not the big one. The wee one.
21:59Right.
22:00Kerry Katona badly burned in midnight chip pan horror.
22:04That's right.
22:06That me?
22:07That me?
22:08Got a busy anniversary night ahead, you know?
22:10Knife, fork, hole.
22:13Aye, that's us.
22:15Good night, lads.
22:21It's open.
22:27Lads.
22:28What can I get youse?
22:30How's your eyesight?
22:32Actually, no the greatest.
22:34Started off with a crossword.
22:36I couldn't make it out.
22:38I mean, I'm not on tablets or anything, you know.
22:40I've no headaches. I'm sleeping great.
22:42I'm just wracking my brain,
22:44trying to, for the life of me, work out what it could be.
22:49Oh!
22:50Old age, I suppose.
22:52What's that stuff?
22:53Eh?
22:54That's Satan's sauce you're drinking.
22:55It's all over the estate.
22:57Nobody can see properly.
22:58You're joking?
23:00That's unbelievable, that.
23:02Terrible.
23:03Hey, give that to me.
23:06Isa, Eric, Bobby.
23:08Now you.
23:09Everyone's affected.
23:11Well, not everybody.
23:13How?
23:14Well, there's nothing the matter with Tam's eyesight, is there?
23:17Bastard!
23:19He's making it.
23:20Oh!
23:21He doesn't touch it, he said.
23:22Never get high on your own supply.
23:23That's what he's saying.
23:25What we gonnae do?
23:26Smash up the operation.
23:28Aye, brilliant.
23:29I'll get my jacket.
23:30No, no, you're not going anywhere.
23:32Because you're blind as a bat, that's why.
23:34Me?
23:35Blind as a bat?
23:36Yes.
23:37That's ridiculous.
23:38No, it's not.
23:39I've never heard anything so absurd.
23:40Yes, you have.
23:41I can see perfectly.
23:42I can see that pin over there.
23:44Would that satisfy you?
23:46What pin?
23:47Where?
23:49HE LAUGHS
24:01You see that sideboard over there, Winson?
24:03Yes, of course.
24:05Place the pin down there, would you?
24:07HE LAUGHS
24:12Sit down.
24:13Sit down.
24:17I cannae see nothing.
24:19I went for a slash about an hour ago, and I opened my belt.
24:22I pointed the buckle at the pan,
24:24and I pished it down the leg of my trousers.
24:26HE LAUGHS
24:43HE HUMS
24:52Is he actually doing it, or is this just a thing of his anniversary?
24:59That's a pressure cooker, isn't it?
25:01If he's making huge pies, would he need a pressure cooker?
25:04HE HUMS
25:09Ah.
25:10He's filling bottles, so, yeah.
25:14Right, stick your head up again and get a right good look.
25:20How's the tip of my head?
25:21My head's much bigger than your head.
25:23You'll see my head right away.
25:24No, no, no, no, no.
25:25My head's much bigger than your head.
25:27I've got you hung like a tiger just to buy a hat.
25:30We're not talking girth, Jack.
25:31We're talking forehead height.
25:33I've got a massive forehead.
25:34It's actually a sign of intelligence.
25:35With the hats on, you've got the bigger head.
25:37Your forehead's smaller. It's like a...
25:39Like a grapefruit.
25:41Grapefruit?
25:42I'll segment your balls.
25:44Get up, Spike.
25:48KNOCK ON DOOR
25:55Oh...
25:57I've got him back to rights.
25:58He's our man.
26:00He's making hooch.
26:01Are you sure?
26:02He's distilling hooch in his own kitchen.
26:05What are we going to do here?
26:06People are losing their eyesight because of this muck.
26:09We need to do what they done in the 1920s.
26:11Prohibition, Elliot Ness, you untouchables.
26:15Put them out of business.
26:17Oh!
26:19Jack Jarvis, concerned grade-line pensioner.
26:25Oh, my word!
26:26Oh! Oh!
26:41LAUGHTER
26:53Oh!
26:54Was that your dinner?
26:59What was it? Stew or something?
27:01Beef bourguignon.
27:03It's Francis's favourite.
27:05What the bloody hell do you think yous are doing?
27:08We were making hooch, so we smashed up your still.
27:11It's a pressure cooker.
27:13For cooking a meal.
27:16It's your second anniversary.
27:18Oh, yeah.
27:19Happy anniversary.
27:20Happy anniversary.
27:22Yous have went to a lot of bother, boys.
27:24But a card would have covered it.
27:26LAUGHTER
27:30Who's looking after the baby?
27:32That's it.
27:37Right.
27:38Four, three, double two.
27:40Very good.
27:42Blank and a four.
27:44Excellent.
27:45I've not touched a ga-ga juice for four days.
27:47Good. Keep it that way.
27:49OK.
27:51As per Pete's request,
27:53we're here at the Klansman at 9am on the 19th.
27:58How did you get in here, Bobby?
28:02Oh, smashing.
28:03Can I get a set of them cut?
28:05LAUGHTER
28:12Hello. Thank you for coming.
28:15Please find enclosed something for each of you
28:18as a token of my respect.
28:21Bobby.
28:23Call this number.
28:250141336.
28:27A phone number. Thanks, Pete.
28:29Phone it, Bobby.
28:31Right. Winston, do the honours.
28:34I just can't get any more exciting.
28:37Right.
28:38Who's first?
28:40Winston, me.
28:42I was walking past Clark's.
28:44I saw this and thought of you.
28:46Best foot forward.
28:48One shoe.
28:50LAUGHTER
28:51Right, who's next? Navid.
28:53Oh.
28:5719, good.
28:58Wow. That's exactly what he owed me.
29:00That was his dick.
29:01Glassy.
29:03Oh, Tam.
29:05A teabag.
29:07Have a drink on me,
29:10you miserable bastard.
29:12Aye!
29:14Isa.
29:15Ooh, one set of pink panties
29:17with a lion rampant on the front.
29:19Scotland World Cup, 78.
29:21Panties? That's a strange gift.
29:23That's not a gift.
29:24That was some party, wasn't it, Isa?
29:26Pete's the tunnel name.
29:28LAUGHTER
29:31Thanks.
29:32Goodbye.
29:35Well, what's it, Bobby?
29:37Pete put me forward for the Glasgow Good Citizen's civic medal.
29:42And they're giving it to me.
29:45How are you, nae offence, a walloper,
29:48getting a thing like that?
29:51Well, I used to open up early for him and...
29:55One day I fry up, make him a mug of tea and...
29:58set him on an even kilo.
30:00Every Friday?
30:02Every morning.
30:04Wow.
30:08Wow, Billy.
30:09Pete!
30:11What are yous having?
30:13Can I get Pete's fry up?
30:15LAUGHTER
30:16Listen, whoever that big-haired, brutal bastard Bobby...
30:21Is this the clansman?
30:23No, the clansman's next door.
30:26The clansman's next door.
30:28You're in the veins.
30:30Am I?
30:31Me nae.
30:32This floor needs you.
30:34LAUGHTER
30:35Nae.
30:36Callum de Baba.
30:38LAUGHTER
30:39When I tell Bobby, I'm having to hand my notice in.
30:42I'm having trouble with my eyesight.
30:48LAUGHTER
30:50LAUGHTER
30:53What was that?
30:54Why did Bobby do an impersonation of Naveed
30:56when Naveed was literally sat right there?
31:00Anything in that bag for us, Winston?
31:02Aye.
31:03It's a note to the Perry.
31:08Dear Jack and Victor, or may I say,
31:10the ambassadors of Craig Lang,
31:12two good friends who always looked after each other.
31:15Now, from the pub that never closes in the sky,
31:18I'll look after you.
31:21A gift to use my most treasured possessions.
31:24Enjoy the very best, and I'll see you on the other side.
31:28See you on the other side.
31:32Look at this sheet you've only peed.
31:35LAUGHTER
31:37Oh, there he goes again.
31:42To Jake, ladies and gentlemen.
31:44To Jake.
31:49Oh!
32:01I don't get it.
32:02Why is Naveed here buying a hooch anywhere?
32:09Oh!
32:11LAUGHTER
32:14LAUGHTER
32:16LAUGHTER
32:23Oh, my word.
32:25Naveed and Mina,
32:27the last two people I would have expected
32:29to be making the hooch.
32:31Oh, boy.
32:32And they went the way proper Breaking Bad
32:35to get a bit of that as well, didn't they?
32:40Oh, wow.
32:41Yeah.
32:42Ladies and gentlemen, one more time
32:44to Jake Darcy,
32:46who is a very sadly missed
32:52member of the Sill Game family.
32:59That was beautifully done.
33:03When someone mentioned that he had passed away,
33:07I was wondering
33:11whether they would make reference to it,
33:14whether they would just kind of let him fade away,
33:18whether they would just do at the end of an episode
33:21like a photo thing, you know, dedicated to
33:24or a memory of, you know, that kind of thing.
33:27But dedicating an episode
33:31to the passing of the character
33:36is the best way that you can do that, you know,
33:39because he wasn't a huge character on the show,
33:45you know, he was a plot device at times
33:51and, of course, he did have his major, major episode
33:56with the whole Henderson's Bakery thing
33:59and the Beefy Bakes.
34:01I'm pretty sure he had at least one more episode
34:03that focused a little bit more on him.
34:06But he would just kind of pop in and out here and there,
34:09you know, sometimes for a big thing,
34:11other times for the odd little,
34:14you know, one-liner kind of thing.
34:17So it feels right
34:20that they pay homage to the actor,
34:25to Jake,
34:26and I think they've done it in the right way
34:34to make it not be sad.
34:42I mean, I've said it before, I'll say it again,
34:44Steel Game is amazing when it comes to the heartfelt moments
34:47and, you know, having Bobby,
34:52one of the most miserable wallopers on the show,
34:59having him have that moment,
35:03you know, showing that,
35:06although Pete was, you know, a Jakey,
35:09he was a drunk, he lived under a bridge,
35:13you know, to hear that he was, like,
35:16given him a fry-up every morning,
35:19he'd make him a cup of tea,
35:21you know, he was going down to where he slept
35:24to tidy up, you know, sort of in memory of him.
35:29That is arguably one of Bobby's best moments,
35:33definitely one of his best moments, I think,
35:36on the show.
35:38I mean, the hooch storyline was great,
35:41but that takes a back seat in this episode, doesn't it?
35:44This episode is all about Pete, about Jake.
35:48So, Jake, I hope you are resting peacefully,
35:53and I'm not going to talk any more,
35:56because I think that says it all, really.
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