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00:00:00You
00:00:17Paget group
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00:01:46Police report have you seen it?
00:01:50Thought we had an understanding
00:01:53Remember what we talked about?
00:01:55About trust
00:02:00I
00:02:04It's lies
00:02:07Then help me finally Kip
00:02:11What's the truth
00:02:15There was a girl I know that what was her name
00:02:22Celine
00:02:26Tell me about Celine
00:02:30I
00:02:32Kip in order to heal we have to face our fears
00:02:51Before I met Celine I
00:02:55Had a
00:02:57happy peaceful life
00:03:00I
00:03:02Wasn't a conventional life, but I was warm and safe and
00:03:09Living in the greatest city on earth
00:03:13Manhattan
00:03:31My cocoon was a large six-room apartment on Riverside Drive a
00:03:37Classic six they call it
00:03:39It was rent-controlled since the 50s, which meant that I paid absolutely nothing and the landlords hated me
00:03:46it was old, but
00:03:49It was clean
00:04:00I
00:04:16My life had the calculated efficiency of Bach cantata
00:04:24Work I could do from home I
00:04:26Paid a kid downstairs 50 bucks a week to haul my trash away every day. He brought me the mail
00:04:43Granted it was neurotic
00:04:45By most counts five showers a day is too many and yeah, sometimes I wash my hands so much they would bleed
00:04:53but I
00:04:55Lived in a germ-free stress-free world and it seemed like it would last forever
00:05:07It lasted 311 days 6 hours and 12 minutes
00:05:25I
00:05:31Watched her rifling through her luggage those legs
00:05:34that body
00:05:36For the first time in a long time
00:05:39I had an overwhelming need to make a connection and I knew right then that I had to talk to her. Hello
00:05:51Eventually
00:05:55I
00:06:25Oh
00:06:44Um, hello, hi you're home. Oh
00:06:48We met actually in the hallway
00:06:50sort of
00:06:52I'm sort of on a self-improvement jag, you know
00:06:55I'm trying to to be more neighborly and no introduce myself to my my floor mates and oh
00:07:02So I'm I'm Celine
00:07:06And you're
00:07:10Sorry, uh Kip
00:07:20Hey Kip
00:07:23Do you ever feel I don't know. We're all living in these, you know, discreet little bubbles and
00:07:30doing our own things and
00:07:32Really inside we just want to make a deeper connection to people and do you know?
00:07:36I lived in my last building a whole year. I never knew the names of any of my door. I'm sorry. I have to
00:07:47It was good to meet you, yeah
00:07:52I
00:08:00Yeah, shut up
00:08:22You
00:08:52You
00:09:22You
00:09:52Do
00:10:03You swing
00:10:07What I said
00:10:10Do you swing
00:10:23I
00:10:39I'm sorry. Did I wake you?
00:10:42No
00:10:44Listen my ex-boyfriend when you met in the hallway earlier
00:10:52Is an idiot and
00:10:54He took my purse and it has my cell phone and my keys and now I got a call locksmith
00:11:01So, um, can I come in?
00:11:13Tidy up
00:11:16You
00:11:20Okay
00:11:25Come on in thank you
00:11:30Big apartment
00:11:37Would you would you like to sit?
00:11:42Yeah
00:11:45Thank-you
00:11:47No
00:11:48this
00:11:50This is a much more comfortable the couch has lumps
00:12:01This is much better
00:12:05Hold on I'll grab the phone
00:12:08Oh
00:12:17No, I I have the Internet
00:12:31Did you get a number
00:12:38It's
00:12:41Pager what's the number here? Uh, two and two six four six zero seven eight seven
00:12:56Oh, I'm sorry, did you know I'll
00:13:08I
00:13:39Oh, yeah, we're locked out
00:13:48Oh
00:13:51278 Riverside 3r
00:13:56Okay, okay, thanks
00:14:00Is he coming yeah, he'll be here in an hour. Thank you
00:14:08You're a gentleman
00:14:11Gentle gentle man
00:14:38You
00:15:08You
00:15:38You
00:16:02New lock
00:16:05Hey
00:16:07Yeah, hold on to your keys this time oh
00:16:11Yeah, you know I got a Mac now that I have the locks changed
00:16:17Good
00:16:19Well, I just wanted to make sure you were all right
00:16:25Thank you, you're a gentleman
00:16:32Hey, um, I don't have
00:16:35Premium channels and pay-per-view, you know, they make pay and I don't know. Are you um, are you doing anything tonight?
00:16:46You are never mind, it's stupid no, I mean
00:16:53What were you oh
00:16:56Um, well, I don't know. There's an Indian place across the street. I've been meaning to try Oh
00:17:05You know, I was planning to cook tonight
00:17:09Why don't why don't we eat here you a vegetarian or anything?
00:17:14Yes, it sounds lovely
00:17:17Great. You want to say like 720?
00:17:22Not 723
00:17:25Yeah, that's fine
00:17:34I
00:17:36Don't know
00:18:03Right on time
00:18:05Basically
00:18:07Wow, look at you. I
00:18:10Brought wine
00:18:12I'll take that
00:18:30So I'd like to propose a toast
00:18:33To my neighbor and shining armor, thank you for sheltering me last night. Oh
00:18:46Let me serve you
00:19:02I
00:19:12Think I might use too much dill
00:19:16So personal question, I'm a little obsessive-compulsive
00:19:23So you're aware of it. I
00:19:25am aware
00:19:27some might say
00:19:29obsessively aware
00:19:31Then the the compulsive part is that I tend to wash
00:19:36Some I'd say overwash
00:19:39I'm
00:19:41Very normal in every other respect
00:19:46Same people are boring
00:19:49You must be a poet I
00:19:52write technical manuals for an Indian software company
00:19:56and you
00:19:59Temp work
00:20:01Mostly, you know a lot of doctor's offices. I was in school for a while, you know physical therapy, but
00:20:08you know
00:20:10life happens
00:20:21So you make your own pickles
00:20:23Yeah
00:20:25Cucumbers tomatoes
00:20:28Mangoes that was the the chutney we had tonight
00:20:32You know, they sell pickles
00:20:35well, it's um
00:20:37It's just a hobby
00:20:49Well, you are not your typical bachelor
00:20:54This was my grandmother's I
00:20:56Inherited her lease. This is rent control
00:21:01Should go for what eight ten thousand dollars a month and you pay
00:21:07Not that ever feel bad for the landlord. Yeah, those words were all English, but I can't
00:21:18You look kind of weirded out when I sat on your couch the other day was was that a germ thing
00:21:23Yet, sorry, it's not personal it's
00:21:27Just your clothes, you know, you might have been on the subway
00:21:32I'm very clean. No, I'm I'm sure I'm sitting
00:21:40The world is a dirty place you can't avoid it forever
00:21:47You go out right? Yeah. Yeah, of course I go out
00:21:53How often do you go out?
00:21:56Like go out very often over the course of my life. I've been out many times
00:22:02and
00:22:03When when was the last time?
00:22:08I'm a little uncomfortable with this
00:22:11Kip
00:22:14Ten months
00:22:17You haven't been out of this yeah for ten months
00:22:21Yeah, but that's give or take
00:22:26How do you even do that, I mean how you get food
00:22:30Deliveries, but what you work
00:22:33Yeah from home computers
00:22:36laundry
00:22:37Bathtub, come on. Nope, really
00:22:42You haven't been to the dentist in ten months, I mean I take very good care of my teeth
00:22:47You haven't been with a woman in ten months
00:22:53You do like women don't you
00:23:01And you like me
00:23:06But you're afraid of my germs
00:23:10God what would happen if I
00:23:13God what would happen if I I mean what would happen
00:23:22If I touched you
00:23:33You like it you don't like it
00:23:42What about a kiss
00:23:46Scary don't make fun. What don't mock me
00:23:53I've been with women. Oh
00:23:57Yeah
00:24:00Yeah
00:24:03Show me
00:24:12I
00:24:43Touch me
00:24:55I'm dirty
00:25:09It's not personal
00:25:12I
00:25:35Trust me
00:25:42I
00:25:49Okay dirty hands clean faucets
00:25:58Now dirty faucet
00:26:12I
00:26:29Okay, turn off the water
00:26:40Good
00:26:43Oh now the shower
00:26:58Yeah, when you touch your clothes to undress
00:27:01Your hands will be dirty again. So get in the shower and don't adjust the water until you've washed them. What?
00:27:09Don't touch your clothes after you get out
00:27:13When you wash body hands body hands don't spread the germs around
00:27:26Trust me Kim
00:27:35You can leave the door open
00:27:42Oh
00:28:12Oh
00:28:22Do you think we couldn't get to know each other a little bit better before
00:28:31Do you mind I mean we could we could just hold each other, you know, enjoy the warmth
00:28:42Here
00:29:12I
00:29:34See there's nice, right
00:29:42Am I sleeping on plastic
00:29:48Is that is that always there or is that just for me
00:29:56What time for sleep
00:30:12You
00:30:25Drunk I
00:30:29Just wanted to make sure my baby is being a good baby
00:30:33Of course, I'm being good
00:30:36Then why aren't you home?
00:30:40What makes you say I'm not at home
00:30:43Where are you?
00:30:47What's that what's going on
00:30:54Please sir, I think you should go home sleep it off
00:31:05Andy nothing happened. Yeah, which is none of your business
00:31:12I'm sorry. I yelled at you, but you know, you do this to me. It's just because I love you so much
00:31:20Okay, friend
00:31:27Reckless when he gets drunk and it's gonna hurt himself. Yeah, cry me a river. The man's crazy. You're not going out there
00:31:36Listen listen, hey
00:31:40Don't let him in
00:31:51Andy go home. I'm I'm not coming out
00:32:09You
00:32:40Hi, yeah, I like this better when the door was open
00:32:54You move too quickly get fired Wow
00:33:05I gotta ask
00:33:10Fumigating Oh roaches, um ladybugs butterflies
00:33:19Hey, you want to do something fun
00:33:39Dance with me. I never took you for a huffer wasn't always a shut-in, you know
00:34:10You
00:34:23Didn't learn these moves by yourself who have you been dancing with can't tell you
00:34:37Sorry
00:34:39Not used to company
00:34:42Like board games
00:34:54What is that do you hear that what is that construction? Oh
00:35:02Look they're building a new hotel on Illinois Avenue
00:35:06First rate accommodations, it's right next to the B&O Railroad. Yeah, it's all mortgaged. It's all over you beat me
00:35:15So, uh, does that mean that you won't be checking in
00:35:22Well, I'd like to do you offer any amenities Oh
00:35:29Room service massage something sweet on your pillow
00:35:35You
00:35:54How'd you ever end up with a guy like that that Andy
00:36:06Oh, I'm sorry, but how
00:36:14Once a long time ago when I needed someone anyone
00:36:19Andy was there and
00:36:23He's been there ever since
00:36:28Before you go
00:36:30Giving yourself a clinical diagnosis. I am the poster girl for dysfunction
00:36:36Oh
00:36:38We want to play the game of who's more dysfunctional I do
00:36:44Okay
00:36:46For six months I was living here alone with my grandmother
00:36:50But I was never sure how clean anything was so I
00:36:56Never used my hands
00:36:59For half a year I
00:37:01Did everything with my feet?
00:37:06Yep, I swear
00:37:25So because you were afraid of germs you put your dirty feet on everything you have to admit that's dysfunctional I
00:37:33I
00:37:35Can top it
00:37:40Once I dragged Andy to a couple's therapist
00:37:44He asked me to wear long sleeves to the first session because he didn't want the therapist to see the bruises and get the wrong
00:37:50idea
00:37:52About three weeks in I discover that Andy is sleeping with the therapist
00:37:56but I don't stop going because I don't want him to accuse me of
00:38:01Not trying to make the relationship work
00:38:06That's dysfunctional
00:38:11But I can beat that stop I'll show you
00:38:21You have to understand I was in a weird place when I was doing this I hadn't stopped going out yet
00:38:29So, you know, I was looking for things to help me
00:38:40I figured the physically disabled get wheelchairs, you know
00:38:46So you wanted to be cool like an amputee?
00:38:50Don't make fun I
00:38:53I'm not making fun
00:38:55But this goes beyond dysfunctional
00:39:04So, how fine a touch do you have with those I could pick up a pickle jar
00:39:12Can you
00:39:15Undress me
00:39:25I
00:39:37Wasn't made for this it was for
00:39:55Oh
00:40:25I
00:40:34Don't get lonely
00:40:43Someone once said
00:40:46we have the word loneliness to describe the pain of being alone and
00:40:52And the word solitude to describe the joy
00:41:02People yabber into their cell phones all day instant messages
00:41:10Forget the pleasure of solitude
00:41:20Are you
00:41:23I
00:41:27Have a million ways to be lonely
00:41:32You don't have to be alone I
00:41:37Know why you don't go out. Hmm. You figured it out. Yeah, I figured it out
00:41:49See everyone has two faces
00:41:52Know that their real face
00:41:55And then the face they show in public
00:41:58You
00:42:02You've got no public face
00:42:08You're like a burn victim no skin swabs and bandages to keep the infection out
00:42:16Wow
00:42:18That's a pretty metaphor, thank you for that. I'm serious. Yeah, I know
00:42:31Why does everybody have to have two faces
00:42:35I don't know. I just do
00:42:45I don't
00:42:48You don't
00:43:18You
00:43:48Oh
00:44:19You
00:44:32If a germ enters your body
00:44:35Your blood produces
00:44:39Millions of antibodies
00:44:42that know the exact nature of the foreign invader and
00:44:47Exactly how to drive it out
00:44:51You're all
00:44:53perfectly engineered
00:44:55to keep foreign bodies
00:44:58But I want you
00:45:02Inside of me
00:45:16I
00:45:47Oh
00:46:01So I had a wicked idea
00:46:12I'm not agoraphobic, you know, I know
00:46:17I mean, I'm not afraid to go out
00:46:20There's just a lot to plan for
00:46:24You know where to drop our clothes when we get back
00:46:27Do we shower together when we get back? Does someone have to wait?
00:46:31Where would they wait?
00:46:34Darling take all the time you need to figure this out
00:46:40Okay, I'm trying
00:46:44It's hard with you standing there pressuring me
00:46:46Oh
00:46:48I'm sorry. You know what? I won't even look at you
00:46:54Well, that's worse I feel like I'm a freak or something and you're averting your eyes
00:47:01Okay, I'm sorry I'm looking at you well fine, but don't look at me like that
00:47:08Like what?
00:47:10With a tolerant I'll just humor him expression
00:47:14I can't I am NOT humoring you
00:47:23Trust me there is nothing humorous about this
00:47:29Excellent time to make fun of me
00:47:32I'm not making fun of you
00:47:34Kip if you're not ready for this
00:47:37It's fine
00:47:39Well, I was ready for it, but now you're turning it into this whole thing and it's just like what's the point I
00:47:50Just thought a change would be nice
00:47:53Yeah
00:47:54change
00:47:56What's up with that? I mean you come in here put paintings up flowers everywhere
00:48:03You don't like the flowers
00:48:06Flowers are for funerals
00:48:09And what's this?
00:48:13People build walls to keep trees out. No Kip people build walls to keep people out
00:48:23You know, I just I just thought it was a nice day outside. Oh, I'm not so you figured insults
00:48:31Ultimatum. Yeah now, how about a picnic?
00:48:35Yeah
00:48:40Goodbye, yeah, fine. Don't forget your tree
00:48:47Ah
00:49:05Kip stop washing your hands. Yeah, there's a fucking spider in here
00:49:11You're bleeding
00:49:13Come on
00:49:14Kip you need help
00:49:18We're gonna go to a doctor. Okay together
00:49:21I'm gonna get you pills and therapy
00:49:24You think I haven't had therapy?
00:49:27You think you're the first woman to tell me I need therapy
00:49:31Well, guess what those are pills they give you see they take away all your libido and she says well, that's okay, honey
00:49:38I just want you to be healthy
00:49:39But what she really means is I don't give a shit about your libido because I got it covered
00:49:44Now go get better so I can leave you without feeling guilty. Thank you very much
00:49:51Don't do that
00:49:53Don't pull some bullshit sob story on me
00:49:56The world is all heartbreak. It's called life
00:50:01remember life I
00:50:04I
00:50:07Have a life
00:50:08This apartment is my life
00:50:12No
00:50:14This apartment is your cell
00:50:17Every surface is scrubbed until nothing can live here anymore
00:50:22Something touches this floor you kill it and look where I'm standing right now. Do you want to kill me?
00:50:33I love you
00:50:35Fuck you
00:50:40You want love call a whore you want me call a doctor
00:51:03You
00:51:33You
00:52:03You
00:52:33I
00:52:41There's a woman being beaten in my building she needs help right now, it's 278 Riverside Drive apartment 3 are
00:53:03Oh
00:53:34Good luck with that Andy. Hey Dolores, Tony. Thanks. I just hope they stop harassing you guys
00:53:42Freaking kids today. Yep kids today. It's today
00:53:48Hey you guys stop by anytime
00:53:54You and Cindy going out to the
00:53:56Oh, thanks, take it easy you and Cindy going out
00:54:20Celine
00:54:26I
00:54:56I
00:55:26I
00:55:40Thought you helped me escape
00:55:45Are you all right
00:55:49Celine
00:55:51I
00:55:53What are the cockroaches for
00:56:03They're for you
00:56:07For me
00:56:10The real estate market is Dwight hot
00:56:14But one asshole
00:56:16He's got rent control
00:56:19He's gonna fuck up the whole deal
00:56:23What do you want me to do Andy
00:56:27Just get in there and get him out a couple hours and I'll take it from there
00:56:38And the thing is I never would have done it
00:56:41But it meant I thought I didn't get away from him, you know for a little while in an apartment on my own
00:56:49wait
00:56:52Andy's the landlord
00:56:57He's one of them
00:57:01Do you think they just let you stay there
00:57:04I'm paying
00:57:06500 on a $10,000 apartment. I
00:57:11Mean they get you out
00:57:13That's what they do
00:57:15But they can't turn off your heat turn off your electricity their laws, I mean they're on to that
00:57:23How do you get a guy out who never leaves
00:57:29Won't open his door won't turn over his key
00:57:34What do they do
00:57:38What do they do
00:57:42Meet the girl next door
00:57:45You
00:57:48Have to believe that I would never have done anything like that and I couldn't I mean not
00:57:56Not once I met you. Okay, I mean not not his way
00:58:02Listen please
00:58:04Please don't leave. Yeah, what do you want me to say?
00:58:07You know, it's scream at me or hit me. Just don't leave me. That's not me
00:58:12That's him
00:58:16I
00:58:17He's gonna kill me he is
00:58:21He's actually gonna kill me
00:58:25What happened between us
00:58:28That was not supposed to happen. He is crazy and he's jealous and he is
00:58:40Please
00:58:45I
00:59:07Need you
00:59:15Some drugs from the clinic know where I work
00:59:29Look like an overdose
00:59:32We just we just fill the tub with water
00:59:36We put them in
00:59:38walk away an
00:59:41overdose
00:59:45Are you joking?
00:59:49You said you'd help me
00:59:52Get a restraining order a
00:59:56Restraint Andy
01:00:02You don't know it's him or me
01:00:16I don't build walls to keep people out. I built walls to keep this out the lies the anger
01:00:25This is your world
01:00:28Not mine
01:00:45Here you don't like dirt, how do you like this?
01:00:54What no, it's therapy
01:00:59If we wanna heal we have to face our peers
01:01:15I
01:01:45You
01:02:15Oh
01:02:37Am I glad you're here
01:02:39This is pretty heavy. I
01:02:42Am going to let go
01:02:45in
01:02:46three two one
01:02:52Zero oh
01:03:02You're gonna want to be careful there the
01:03:05The garbage pail it was crawling with maggots
01:03:09And then there's a little
01:03:11Something extra in there
01:03:14Yeah, some it's some special from me
01:03:21No, oh
01:03:27I almost forgot
01:03:38Thanks for the cake
01:03:44Oh
01:03:54Yeah
01:03:58Is uh at the bedroom in there
01:04:01You wouldn't mind if we eat. No
01:04:05All of a sudden I am feeling kind of
01:04:13Oh
01:04:17Hey
01:04:26Hey, you can't leave me here like this
01:04:43Oh
01:05:13Oh
01:05:29Yeah, I just hate these fucking things
01:05:44You know
01:05:51Please
01:05:53I'll never touch her again
01:05:56Okay, I'm not mad at you for fucking saline
01:06:00She's an attractive girl
01:06:02and you're a
01:06:04Healthy man. No, no, no, no, you fucking Celine
01:06:09Is between me and Celine
01:06:13No, why are you doing this because
01:06:19You're costing me
01:06:24My grandfather gave me this building
01:06:32And your grandmother gave you this apartment
01:06:37And I fuck Celine and
01:06:41And you fuck Celine it's
01:06:48It's like we're living parallel lives
01:06:55Whoa
01:06:57Yo, you got any booze in this place
01:07:03Yeah, living room silly
01:07:07Silly
01:07:10Make us a couple of drinks
01:07:22Look slings a smart girl. See if she keeps her head down. She doesn't want to offend
01:07:29Get this
01:07:31She thinks I'm unpredictable
01:07:37So she adapts
01:07:40I
01:07:42Women
01:07:44They adapt
01:07:47Now men we are different
01:07:50We design our worlds up here and then go out in the real world to build it to match
01:07:58Which
01:08:01Ironically
01:08:03Is why I admire you I
01:08:06Mean look you built this place just the way you like it. I
01:08:13Mean I do the same out there. Yeah, but but there is one difference though. I mean, I couldn't live without people
01:08:22Well
01:08:24People give me too much pleasure
01:08:36Help them out there, would you
01:09:02I'm gonna kill you Andy
01:09:04I
01:09:07Hey rest those
01:09:19Celine where this drinks. Hmm
01:09:34I
01:10:04I
01:10:35I
01:10:40Didn't want this kid
01:10:43Did case like you should have been easy
01:10:48But Celine said you weren't leaving no way
01:10:52And she tried
01:10:57Everything it puts strain on our relationship
01:11:04So, what could we do hmm, I
01:11:10Told her get some pills from work
01:11:12We dope him up
01:11:15Put him in the tub walk away
01:11:18Hit case shut in happens all the time
01:11:26As it gets me no joy get
01:11:29You
01:11:32Celine darling, could you crack me another bottle of wine? I'm gonna need it
01:11:50I don't much like germs either
01:11:54And Celine used to be a clean girl
01:11:58But not so clean anymore, huh?
01:12:02And I want you to die knowing that right after you're gone
01:12:10She's next
01:12:28Just sleep sleep
01:12:35Sleep
01:12:58You
01:13:01You
01:13:26Hi, this is Celine sorry, I missed your call
01:13:30I'm gonna call you back
01:13:32Sorry
01:13:35Sorry
01:13:40Celine
01:13:42No, it is occupied I know there was a previous report I filed the report her name is Celine
01:13:51Something she just moved in
01:13:55Just check it out, please. He said he was going to kill her
01:14:00I
01:14:30I
01:15:00I
01:15:25Was this me sorry, I missed your call leave a message and I'll call you back
01:15:30Uh, hey, Celine, I was, uh, just calling about the, uh, you know, about the, you know, actually,
01:15:55just calling to say, hey, you know, to just, hey, so, yeah, give me a call, okay?
01:16:25Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
01:16:52blah, blah, blah.
01:17:46Officers, sorry, I was in the shower.
01:18:05What's going on?
01:18:07Sir, did you call in a report of an abuse in the apartment next door?
01:18:11Oh, I did, I did, but now, you know, I'm thinking maybe it was a TV or something.
01:18:17Did you place a similar call two days ago?
01:18:19Two days?
01:18:21Oh, yeah, that was me.
01:18:25There's been a lot of noise on the floor, I'll tell you, you know, probably kids.
01:18:30You know, freaking kids these days.
01:18:34Yes, sir.
01:18:39Do you mind if we come in, sir?
01:18:41Huh?
01:18:42No, that'd be fine.
01:18:46Is this your apartment, sir?
01:18:50Yeah, I mean, you know, I rent.
01:18:55Is this rent control?
01:18:57Yeah, it is.
01:18:59And could you give me your name, sir?
01:19:02Kip Pollyard.
01:19:03Is that your last name?
01:19:05Huh?
01:19:06Which one?
01:19:09Could you repeat your name?
01:19:10Oh, sorry, first name Kip, last name Pollyard.
01:19:17Pollyard.
01:19:18Pollyard, P-O-L-L-Y-A-R-D.
01:19:23What's in these jars?
01:19:24You do your own pickling?
01:19:26Oh, yeah, cucumbers, tomatoes, and mangoes.
01:19:30My mom used to do this.
01:19:31It's tricky, right?
01:19:32You got to keep it sealed up for months.
01:19:34Got to be real careful it doesn't get any bacteria or anything, right?
01:19:38Won't ruin it if I open it, will it?
01:19:40Well, no, but...
01:19:48Oops.
01:19:50My bad.
01:19:51Mr. Pollyard, abuse of the 911 emergency system is a serious offense.
01:19:57Do you understand, sir?
01:20:00I understand.
01:20:03Good.
01:20:04Then we'll be out of your way.
01:20:07I'm sorry, officers, for any inconvenience.
01:20:17Do you mind if I just use your bathroom?
01:20:20My bathroom?
01:20:21Yeah.
01:20:22You have one?
01:20:24Yeah, of course.
01:20:26Right this way.
01:20:27I'll meet you downstairs.
01:20:29It's right that way, straight ahead.
01:20:34Oh!
01:20:41I can tell you from here.
01:20:57Shoot, shoot, shoot.
01:21:03Shoot, shoot, shoot.
01:21:34One, two, three.
01:21:46Uh...
01:21:50What the hell was this?
01:21:52I was just...
01:21:54I was changing my pants.
01:21:56Is this kicks for you, Pollyard?
01:21:58No, I swear.
01:22:00Then what is it?
01:22:04Uh...
01:22:10The uniforms turned me on.
01:22:15This time you're filling out the paperwork.
01:22:17I got it covered.
01:22:18Pollyard.
01:22:20Ow!
01:22:21Have a nice day, sir.
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01:26:13Oh my gosh!
01:26:15Kid, what did you do?
01:26:19What did...
01:26:20I do?
01:26:23I'm trying to clean up after you.
01:26:25Clean up after me?
01:26:29Kip, it was supposed to look like an overdose.
01:26:32Does that look like an overdose?
01:26:38Well, where the hell were you?
01:26:42At work.
01:26:45I was trying to act casual.
01:26:48You know, casual.
01:26:50This is casual.
01:26:51That is insane.
01:26:57You have a better idea for getting the body out?
01:27:15Tough one.
01:27:17Well, I don't have one of those.
01:27:20What am I, hitchhiking through Europe?
01:27:24Don't try to put this on me.
01:27:27What did you expect?
01:27:30Oh, well that, Kip. I expected that.
01:27:34What did I expect?
01:27:36I don't know, I didn't expect you to find the body.
01:27:40When are you ever in that room?
01:27:44The tape around the plastic was a mess.
01:27:47It was all wrinkly.
01:27:51Wrinkly?
01:27:55Why couldn't you have just trusted me?
01:27:59Trust you.
01:28:01Why?
01:28:02Because you had this master plan?
01:28:05Handy was right there. Slip him the drugs.
01:28:10But no, that would have been too risky.
01:28:13He would have been on to us.
01:28:15What, better to play along?
01:28:17Drug me? Let me nearly drown?
01:28:20And then, what, maybe if the opportunity presents itself,
01:28:23I'll wrap his head in a plastic bag and leave him on the carpet overnight.
01:28:28Oh, great plan, Selene.
01:28:30Bravo.
01:28:32But your perfectly constructed little mousetrap,
01:28:36one hitch,
01:28:40he wasn't dead.
01:28:46And I gotta tell you,
01:28:50did not enjoy that.
01:28:56You killed him?
01:29:00Why did you do that?
01:29:04He said he'd kill you.
01:29:10Oh.
01:29:13Oh.
01:29:16That was very noble.
01:29:21Let me take it from here.
01:29:24There's just this one loose end I wanna tie up, okay?
01:29:30There's just, there's one thing that I wanna, I wanna do.
01:29:41Now, just remember, just remember,
01:29:43whatever happens, I will always, always love you.
01:29:48Yeah.
01:30:12Injustice! Injustice!
01:30:14Injustice! Free our people!
01:30:16Injustice! Injustice!
01:30:19Injustice! Free our people!
01:30:21Stop the injustice! Free our people!
01:30:24Stop the injustice! Injustice!
01:30:26Injustice! Free our people!
01:30:28Stop the injustice! Injustice!
01:30:31Help our people!
01:30:34Help our people! Injustice!
01:30:36Injustice!
01:30:37Help our people! Injustice!
01:30:44Saline!
01:30:51Saline!
01:31:01Saline!
01:31:06Saline!
01:31:14Saline!
01:31:25And the next thing I remember, I was here.
01:31:34That's a great story, Kip.
01:31:36But I've read the police reports, so let's talk frankly, shall we?
01:31:42We both know that no body was found in your apartment.
01:31:46The apartment next door was empty.
01:31:49You were found wandering the streets in a delusional state,
01:31:52your blood filled with multiple prescription drugs.
01:31:55A bad reaction to self-medication.
01:31:58So, okay, your landlord is in fact missing,
01:32:02according to the police reports, chased by lawsuits and bad debt.
01:32:08You're the only one who mentioned murder, Kip.
01:32:14Now, maybe you heard something through those thin walls
01:32:17and incorporated it into your hallucination, maybe.
01:32:21But Kip, you're here to be treated for obsessive-compulsive disorder,
01:32:26agoraphobia, and non-clinical social phobia.
01:32:30Anything you experienced beyond that,
01:32:32the sex, the violence, was a side effect of your medications.
01:32:38I need to know that you understand that.
01:32:48Of course I do, Doctor.
01:32:50It seemed very real at the time, but my head is clear now.
01:32:56I just want to get better.
01:32:59Go home.
01:33:02Start my life.
01:33:05Kip, I'm very glad to hear you say that.
01:33:16I've been called a fantasy before.
01:33:19Never a hallucination.
01:33:22It's not really me.
01:33:25Tell me about it.
01:33:27I keep upping my dosage and you're still here.
01:33:31That's not funny.
01:33:33So, um, I wanted to tell you, I'm back in school.
01:33:58Got you to thank for that.
01:34:03Physical therapy?
01:34:06Pharmacology.
01:34:09Right.
01:34:17Want a blanket or anything?
01:34:20No, I'm good.
01:34:23So?
01:34:26How's the therapy?
01:34:32Things are...
01:34:35better.
01:34:38I still think about germs, but don't obsess.
01:34:53You know, I have a delusion of my own.
01:34:57Maybe as you get better, you'll be able to forgive me.
01:35:05And you know I did this for you, right?
01:35:10I mean, you had to be here.
01:35:17What's that?
01:35:20I'm staying in your apartment.
01:35:23Yeah, you know, the lure of cheap rent.
01:35:26But in order to maintain the rent control,
01:35:29I have to get this official sublease.
01:35:35Any interest in being a landlord?
01:35:40And your last landlord?
01:35:43Disappeared.
01:35:45I don't think anyone's looking for him.
01:35:48I'm sort of an asshole.
01:35:59This is for a year.
01:36:02I'm supposed to be out of here in six months.
01:36:05Oh. God, yeah.
01:36:08That could be awkward.
01:36:11Any interest in having me as a roommate?
01:36:17My current roommate's a pyromaniac,
01:36:19so it shouldn't be too much of an adjustment.
01:36:22What did I ever do to you?
01:36:25Yeah, right.
01:36:31You got a pen?
01:36:37I meant to ask you, what did you do with Andy anyway?
01:36:42Oh, I took care of it.
01:36:44Oh, but you're out of pickle jars.
01:36:47I know you're kidding.
01:36:49Of course I'm kidding.
01:36:51Those parts were way too big for a pickle jar.
01:36:55Most of them.
01:36:56Don't joke.
01:36:57I'm serious, I'm not signing this,
01:36:59unless you swear to me that you're joking.
01:37:02I'm joking.
01:37:04God, you have a sense of humor.
01:37:44She's a sharp knife
01:37:49I love it when she shouts
01:37:51When Zai cuts me down to size
01:38:06My aggressor, my aggressor
01:38:07Dresses only in black and blue
01:38:09Keeps to herself, speaks only when spoken to
01:38:11My suppressor, my suppressor
01:38:13This will be our love song
01:38:15For guilty Elton John crap you deserve
01:38:17She's a street fight
01:38:20Suddenly she's boiling mad
01:38:23She's a dark knight
01:38:26I'd love to tell her that we need more compost therapy