A teenage girl sets out to give a nebbish classmate the ultimate high school makeover HD ( Comedy, Romance )
A teenage girl sets out to give a nebbish classmate the ultimate high school makeover HD ( Comedy, Romance )
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00:00:00Good morning, guys.
00:00:09It's me, Paget Head to Toe here, where we talk about makeovers, self-improvement, and
00:00:13how to become the most spectacular you you can be.
00:00:17Now, as I always say when it comes to makeovers, it's your insides that count, but your outsides
00:00:22are the first thing people see.
00:00:23I didn't get my full eight last night because I was up studying, and as some of you saw,
00:00:28I was making some super delicious treats.
00:00:30So this morning's routine is going to take a little bit extra effort.
00:00:34Wow.
00:00:35Okay.
00:00:36You guys have already asked a lot of questions, so let's dive right in.
00:00:40CandyLala09, cute name, by the way, wants to know how my morning routine is different
00:00:44after a late night.
00:00:46Great question, Candy.
00:00:47These Bunny Venom Revival Eye Patches are always my fave for eye puff.
00:00:52I had coffee last night, which is super dehydrating, so I'll work in some Aloe Head to Toe Glow
00:00:57oil to get rid of the dryness and add a whisper of cream blush.
00:01:01Okay, ZoeWorld88 says she has a giant zit and they're taking her senior pictures in
00:01:06two days.
00:01:07Poor thing.
00:01:08Rule number one, never try to pop it with your fingers.
00:01:10Apply a warm compress.
00:01:11Ooh, DIY quick fix, take some soft toilet paper, a little toothpaste, dab it on, dries
00:01:18it right out.
00:01:27Hey.
00:01:28Another late night?
00:01:29Uh, seven to seven.
00:01:30Hmm.
00:01:31How was it?
00:01:32Well, let's see.
00:01:33We had, uh, two heart attack victims, a toddler with a watch battery stuck in her nose.
00:01:34Oh, my gosh.
00:01:35Yeah, and a gentleman on meth with a stab wound to the neck.
00:01:36Yikes.
00:01:37What a nightmare.
00:01:38Yeah, it was pretty awful.
00:01:39They were just thrashing around, cursing at everyone, spitting on the orderlies.
00:01:40Man, meth really messes you up.
00:01:41I don't know if that was the toddler.
00:01:42I don't know if that was the toddler.
00:01:43I don't know if that was the toddler.
00:01:44I don't know if that was the toddler.
00:01:45I don't know if that was the toddler.
00:01:46I don't know if that was the toddler.
00:01:47I don't know if that was the toddler.
00:01:49Yeah, until he smiled.
00:01:50His teeth.
00:01:51Pretty rough.
00:01:52Yes!
00:01:53I've been waiting for this.
00:01:54Almost $3,000 for, um, tell me what you do again?
00:01:55I'm just mostly kidding.
00:01:56But I just hope that some of it goes towards your college fund, not more of those weird
00:01:57things.
00:01:58Mom, I'm sorry.
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00:02:46Why do you always have to keep up?
00:02:48You're the one who wants to go to college full of entitled trust funders, and
00:02:51I'm actually late to meet the ones who drive me to school everyday.
00:02:53Love you.
00:02:55Bye.
00:03:10Frank!
00:03:12Oh.
00:03:13Hi!
00:03:14Tell me those aren't what I think they are.
00:03:16What?
00:03:16Croquembouche with white cream filling.
00:03:18Saw your story.
00:03:19From scratch.
00:03:20And I made them with almond flour
00:03:21because Jordan is gluten-free now.
00:03:23Seriously?
00:03:24He's shooting his big video today,
00:03:25and I wanted to surprise him.
00:03:26Oh, right.
00:03:27The big follow-up single.
00:03:29What's it called again?
00:03:30Turf War and the 424.
00:03:32He's being ironic, I think.
00:03:35And it's a lot of pressure dealing
00:03:36with all this sudden fame.
00:03:37Oh, please.
00:03:38The guy's completely gorgeous with half a million followers.
00:03:41What does he have to be stressed out about?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:43Why don't you ask him when you see him?
00:03:44Yes!
00:03:45I'm so down.
00:03:46So where's the set?
00:03:47Hollywood?
00:03:48Beverly Hills?
00:03:49Canoga Park.
00:03:49Ew.
00:03:50Isn't that the valley?
00:03:52That's like the valley of the valley.
00:03:55Buckle up, ladies.
00:03:56♪ Jordan V.D. ♪
00:03:58♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
00:04:01♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la. ♪
00:04:04♪ Just another golden day. ♪
00:04:06♪ But I'm here and I'm bout to get paid. ♪
00:04:09♪ On the mean streets of Palais. ♪
00:04:12Hey.
00:04:14Brynn, I know you can hear me.
00:04:18Okay.
00:04:20Nope.
00:04:24Why do you listen to that crap all the time?
00:04:27Jordan Vandranen's music is not crap,
00:04:29but you haven't even heard his other songs.
00:04:31Okay, what are his other songs?
00:04:33He hasn't recorded them yet.
00:04:35You act like you're so above it all,
00:04:38but I think you're just jealous.
00:04:40Of what?
00:04:41Jordan's this super popular guy in your grade,
00:04:43and you're just a...
00:04:45Found the truth in a world of bullshit?
00:04:47Yes.
00:04:48You're welcome.
00:04:49Why do you have to hate everything remotely popular?
00:04:51No, see, I hate things that suck.
00:04:53Whether they're popular or not is outside my control.
00:04:55La, la, la, la, la.
00:04:57It's Jordan Vandranen, damn it!
00:04:59Attention, Cali High Earthquakes.
00:05:01This is Principal Bosch announcing this year's prom theme,
00:05:04Under the Sea, which really doesn't make sense
00:05:06because technically you'd be in the sea, not under it.
00:05:09It's the committee's decision, and I support them.
00:05:12Dude, you cleaned out all the sun chips.
00:05:14Uh-huh, yeah, so?
00:05:16Where'd you get that shirt?
00:05:18I found it.
00:05:20In your truck.
00:05:22Why? It looks better on me, man.
00:05:24Yeah, sure, I'm gonna start stealing your stuff.
00:05:26So, what's on the sketch for the weekend?
00:05:29Um, I have work Friday, and then we have that
00:05:32Jimmy Wang double feature at the New Beverly, right?
00:05:34You mean the same double feature we saw last weekend?
00:05:36No, that was Johnny Wang, right?
00:05:38Jimmy is Taiwanese, and Johnny is Chinese. It's totally different.
00:05:40Right, sounds like more sweaty dudes
00:05:42kicking each other in the nuts.
00:05:44How about we go see my friend Jada's band?
00:05:46She's opening up for Bunker Mose at the door.
00:05:48Isn't she the one who tried to hit me with her ukulele?
00:05:50You called her music twee and derivative.
00:05:52Well, it is. Look, I gave her a compliment
00:05:55for keeping her songs under two minutes.
00:05:57Oh, my God, seriously.
00:06:02She acts like she doesn't even know me.
00:06:04That's just because she's tremendously ashamed of you.
00:06:07Hi, little sis!
00:06:09Did you get your Lunchables?
00:06:11Oh, don't forget to take your laxatives, too.
00:06:13The doctor says you need to stay regular.
00:06:15Shut up!
00:06:17Oh, my God.
00:06:19You are so evil, you know that?
00:06:21Um, did you talk to your parents anymore about our trip?
00:06:23Because I was thinking, what if we start in Portugal
00:06:26instead of Spain, and then we make our way up north from there?
00:06:28Well, wherever we do end up,
00:06:30as long as we get back by August for my orientation.
00:06:32You see Riverside early?
00:06:34What? I think I'd do really well there
00:06:36without having to work very hard.
00:06:38Plus, it's near Legoland.
00:06:40I effing love Legoland.
00:06:42Isn't UCSD the one near Legoland?
00:06:46I think I made a huge mistake.
00:06:48This is so cool!
00:06:50I've never been on the set of a music video before.
00:06:52Try working on one.
00:06:54We're an hour behind, wardrobe just quit,
00:06:56and I am 90% sure that I'm getting pink eyed.
00:06:58Ew.
00:07:00Jordan's trailer's this big one here.
00:07:02We'll do it soon.
00:07:04Okay, we'll do it live, so when I cue you,
00:07:06press this button and follow me inside.
00:07:08Yep, I know how to work a phone, thanks.
00:07:10And action.
00:07:12Okay guys, we're live here, and surprise!
00:07:14We're on the set of Jordan's brand new video
00:07:16in beautiful Hollywood, California.
00:07:18Canoga Park.
00:07:20Same thing! I can't wait to see his face.
00:07:22Hello?
00:07:24Wow, he is really blasting that music.
00:07:26Is he listening to himself?
00:07:28Yeah, so? Come on.
00:07:30Jordan!
00:07:32Jordan!
00:07:34Padgett?
00:07:36What are you doing?
00:07:38What do you think they're doing?
00:07:40Okay, let's not freak out here, okay?
00:07:42Oh my god, I'm so, so sorry.
00:07:44I have no idea how this happened.
00:07:46Padgett, I'm such a big fan.
00:07:48I'm Aniston, by the way.
00:07:50Your name is Aniston?
00:07:52It's a family name.
00:07:54Well, you've made them very proud.
00:07:56Thank you.
00:07:58I even made it with almond flour
00:08:00so you would fart during your precious video.
00:08:02Can you get this out?
00:08:04Is this why you told me not to visit the set
00:08:06so you could hook up with some backup dancers?
00:08:08Whoa!
00:08:10Oh my god.
00:08:12I think I just saw Jordan venturing in Sphinx.
00:08:14Aniston is not a first name.
00:08:16Not too shabby, JVD.
00:08:18I hate you.
00:08:20After everything we've been through, we're over, okay?
00:08:22You know what? You don't deserve me.
00:08:24You don't deserve my love, and you don't deserve
00:08:26my love, and you broke him, too!
00:08:28Padgett!
00:08:30What?
00:08:32You're still alive.
00:08:40Padgett?
00:08:42You feeling okay?
00:08:44You missing school today?
00:08:46Mom, I'm fine.
00:08:48I just want to be alone.
00:08:50I went to all the trouble of putting cereal
00:08:52in a bowl with milk.
00:08:54I know it's not really what you eat anymore,
00:08:56but I used to cheer you up when you were eight.
00:08:58Look, I'm just not hungry, okay?
00:09:00Suit yourself.
00:09:02Mmm!
00:09:04Wow. And the marshmallows.
00:09:06I forgot about the marshmallows.
00:09:08Mom, give me a break. I've been eating mooselicks for ten years.
00:09:10Look, honey,
00:09:12I do know that breakups
00:09:14are hard, especially
00:09:16your first. It's not just the breakup.
00:09:18I was humiliated.
00:09:20I know that it feels like the absolute end
00:09:22of the world now, but I can promise you
00:09:24with absolute certainty
00:09:26that it will get better.
00:09:28When?
00:09:30Thirty months? Maybe a year.
00:09:32Five tops.
00:09:34Even if it's just you and me
00:09:36for the rest of our lives, what do we do?
00:09:38We get a couple of twin beds,
00:09:40fierce matching jumpsuits, a couple dozen more cats.
00:09:42It would be great.
00:09:44Think about it.
00:09:48Hey.
00:09:50I was so worried. We missed you at dance practice.
00:09:52Sorry, I saw you call
00:09:54and I've kind of just been... Avoiding life?
00:09:56Can't say I blame you.
00:09:58Why did I have to go live?
00:10:00And why did Alden keep recording?
00:10:02Because you always go live and Alden must have been in shock.
00:10:04Yeah, well,
00:10:06at least everyone got to see what an asshole Jordan is.
00:10:08Yeah, I guess.
00:10:10You guess?
00:10:12No, I mean yes. You're totally right.
00:10:14Yes. Q, what's going on?
00:10:16Nothing. It's just I
00:10:18guess you haven't looked online today.
00:10:30Padgett? Hello? Are you still there?
00:10:32I think I'm going to be sick.
00:10:34How could this happen?
00:10:36Hey, so like a few people are being kind to me.
00:10:38A few?
00:10:40Bubble girl?
00:10:42Who's bubble girl?
00:10:44You are.
00:10:46Oh.
00:10:48Oh my god.
00:10:50Padgett, listen to me, okay?
00:10:52Everything's going to be just fine.
00:10:54How could you say that? I'm a joke.
00:10:56I'm a punchline with a disgusting
00:10:58mucus-themed nickname.
00:11:00Oh no.
00:11:02Who is it?
00:11:04It's Jessica Miles Torres from Bunny Venom.
00:11:06Jessica!
00:11:08Hi, what's up?
00:11:10You're going viral in the wrong way.
00:11:12Okay, so you saw the video and
00:11:14well, it is unfortunate.
00:11:16Unfortunate? My ex-husband's
00:11:18hiking accident was unfortunate and he was
00:11:20mauled by bears. Oh my god, is
00:11:22he okay? Better than you.
00:11:24But honey, I get it. I can
00:11:26sympathize. You were betrayed,
00:11:28mistreated, humiliated.
00:11:30So you do understand. Of course.
00:11:32The difference is you completely
00:11:34lost it in front of like... A lot of
00:11:36people. I know. According to my
00:11:38assistant, 217,463.
00:11:42Look, we pay you because you're
00:11:44the makeover girl. People buy products
00:11:46that you recommend. And I'm
00:11:48still that girl. No, you're a meme.
00:11:50You're bubble girl. And
00:11:52mucus is just not on brand for us.
00:11:54But I'm sure you can get another
00:11:56endorsement, maybe with an antihistamine
00:11:58company? So wait, you're
00:12:00pulling my sponsorship?
00:12:02That's really problematic for my college.
00:12:04Listen, people want pageant
00:12:06head-to-toe, not head-to-nose.
00:12:08I know, I know I've lost a lot of followers
00:12:10but I can get them back. I just
00:12:12need a chance to redeem myself. That's all.
00:12:14Sweetie, I am your biggest supporter.
00:12:16No one has more faith in you
00:12:18than I do. But until you turn things
00:12:20around, don't talk to me. Love ya.
00:12:24And it's like...
00:12:26Look, no one feels
00:12:28worse for Page than I do. But you've
00:12:30gotta admit, she kind of brought it on herself.
00:12:32You're saying she deserved it?
00:12:34No, Jordan humiliated her. Okay, I did not say
00:12:36deserved. But after years
00:12:38of this 4.0, hot boyfriend,
00:12:40insta-perfect, corporate
00:12:42sponsor trade, I mean, something had to give.
00:12:44What had to give? Page!
00:12:46Hi! Hi.
00:12:48We thought you might be taking a personal day.
00:12:50No, I'm fine. Hey, Bubble
00:12:52Girl, you need me to pop that thing for you?
00:12:54Back off, please, Paul!
00:12:56Wow. Unbelievable.
00:12:58I'm the victim. How is Jordan
00:13:00not a complete pariah now? I checked his
00:13:02profile earlier and his numbers are
00:13:04actually going up. Okay,
00:13:06that's ridiculous. I mean,
00:13:08who the hell does he think he is?
00:13:10When I first met him, his real name was
00:13:12Jordan Dickman. 120 pounds
00:13:14of bad skin and tragic hair.
00:13:16Oh, my God. And those clothes?
00:13:18The puffed collars and that hideous
00:13:20rope necklace. Do you remember how we
00:13:22started every conversation with,
00:13:24yo, yo, what's the hatch?
00:13:26Hold on.
00:13:28I know it sounds conceited, but makeovers
00:13:30are my thing. Exactly.
00:13:32And I made that guy. Oh, really?
00:13:34So why don't you just make another Jordan?
00:13:36Attention, earthquakes. The big night's coming up,
00:13:38so don't forget to vote online for your prom king
00:13:40and queen. A tremendous honor they'll always
00:13:42remember. Unless they throw up in their date's shoe
00:13:44in the limo and remember that instead.
00:13:46Kidding. Just kidding.
00:13:48That's it? You're gonna create another
00:13:50internationally renowned egomaniac?
00:13:52No, but I will create
00:13:54the next prom king. Just to piss
00:13:56off Jordan? Pissing off Jordan would be
00:13:58a bonus. This will be me, proving that
00:14:00once again, I can take anything
00:14:02or anyone and make them popular.
00:14:04And once we win prom king and queen,
00:14:06I'll get back all my followers and my sponsorship.
00:14:08Wow. You make it sound so easy.
00:14:10You don't think I can do it? No.
00:14:12But I do think it'll be
00:14:14fun watching you try.
00:14:16A bet. Not just a bet.
00:14:18The bet. You know, the one we
00:14:20always talked about. Um, guys?
00:14:22That sounds a little extreme.
00:14:24Are you sure that's a good idea? I'm sure.
00:14:26It'll just make it more fun when I win.
00:14:28Okay. Okay.
00:14:30I'm in. Good.
00:14:32Now I just have to
00:14:34pick the guy. You?
00:14:36No, no, no, no. See, that's the fun part.
00:14:38Just so you don't make it too easy on yourself,
00:14:40we'll pick the loser.
00:14:42Stop talking.
00:14:44You better shut your mouth.
00:14:46Oh! Perfect.
00:14:48Lucas Fletcher? He's a criminal.
00:14:50Look, he's conning those poor ninth graders.
00:14:52Yeah, it's probably just kale chips.
00:14:54Everybody knows not to trust Lucas.
00:14:56Intriguing. This is a pretty badass
00:14:58car, and a lot
00:15:00of female followers. I mean, the danger
00:15:02factor can be attractive. Yeah.
00:15:04That sounds...
00:15:06Ladies and gentlemen,
00:15:08today we will be discovering... How about him?
00:15:10Sebastian Woo?
00:15:12Loose lab coat, low product in his hair? Who knows?
00:15:14It says here he just sold an app to a big
00:15:16gaming company. Oh. He's gonna be like
00:15:18shoot cars in the Space Ridge.
00:15:20Using a mixture of both.
00:15:24Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:15:26Oh!
00:15:28Stop talking.
00:15:30You better shut your mouth.
00:15:32Queller, what the hell are you doing?
00:15:34Just taking pictures of what the
00:15:36waitress at this school threw away.
00:15:38So now you're photographing garbage.
00:15:40Okay, come on. Look, I mean,
00:15:42there's a perfectly untouched orange
00:15:44next to a discarded math textbook.
00:15:46I mean, it speaks volumes, right?
00:15:48Does it?
00:15:50Hey, what about him?
00:15:52Oh, that's Cameron
00:15:54something.
00:15:56Queller, I think?
00:15:58Weird. He's nowhere to be found.
00:16:00Wait, he made one tweet in 2019
00:16:02and all it said was no.
00:16:04Looks like he doesn't exist.
00:16:06He kind of just seems like he hates everybody.
00:16:08Except for her.
00:16:10Nisha Mundian? I always thought they were dating.
00:16:12Doubtful. Pretty sure she's gay.
00:16:18My bad, bro.
00:16:20Fascist.
00:16:22Total disaster.
00:16:24Weird, arrogant, anti-social.
00:16:30Great.
00:16:32Scumbags.
00:16:34That's it. We should totally get those guys.
00:16:36No, no, they can't help their little reptile brains.
00:16:38You serious?
00:16:40Besides, I like to think of myself more as a pacifist.
00:16:42Aren't you a pacifist?
00:16:44I may have occasionally been a little
00:16:46provocative.
00:16:48Ya think?
00:16:50Put a shirt on, dude.
00:16:54I don't want to stare at your underwear while I eat,
00:16:56dirtbags.
00:16:58You posers call this music?
00:17:00Please.
00:17:02Get off my stage.
00:17:08I don't know, maybe you could, like, tone it down a bit?
00:17:10Uh, no.
00:17:12They're assholes and I remind them that they are.
00:17:14It's my place in the ecosystem.
00:17:20Okay, that's Padgett's lawyer.
00:17:22Hi!
00:17:24Cameron, right?
00:17:26Yeah.
00:17:28Can I help you with something?
00:17:30I'm Padgett.
00:17:32Um, we were in Senora Parker's Spanish class together,
00:17:34remember?
00:17:36Uh, yeah. I guess so.
00:17:38Hola!
00:17:40Hi.
00:17:42Good times.
00:17:44You know,
00:17:46I don't know.
00:17:48Good times.
00:17:50Wait!
00:17:52Um, where are you going?
00:17:54I thought you were finished.
00:17:56Um, no. Sorry.
00:17:58I was just wondering...
00:18:00You're a photographer, right?
00:18:02Yeah.
00:18:04So, the Cali High car wash
00:18:06is next week and...
00:18:08You didn't let me finish?
00:18:10I'm sorry, yes. Please finish.
00:18:12We need someone to take pictures for the school.
00:18:14But it's a fundraiser.
00:18:16Is it cancer research or homelessness?
00:18:18Actually, the prom.
00:18:20Okay.
00:18:22Is that funny?
00:18:24Uh, no. It's sad, actually.
00:18:26But, um, good luck with that.
00:18:28Oh, my...
00:18:30I'm so sorry about him.
00:18:32He's literally like that with everybody.
00:18:34How do you know him?
00:18:36He's my brother. Just by blood, though.
00:18:38If you don't mind, I'd rather not publicize it.
00:18:40Sorry, I don't think I know...
00:18:42Oh, um, Brynn Qualler. Sophomore.
00:18:44You're amazing.
00:18:46I mean, it sucks what happened to you.
00:18:48Jordan is such a dick.
00:18:50Unless, of course, you're getting back together with him.
00:18:52No, it's fine.
00:18:54He is a dick.
00:18:56Is your brother one, too?
00:18:58Um, no, not a dick.
00:19:00But he does tend to be a bit, um,
00:19:02misanthropic.
00:19:04I sense that.
00:19:06Uh, so if he doesn't like people,
00:19:08what does he like?
00:19:10Oh, let's see.
00:19:12Allegedly.
00:19:14Allegedly?
00:19:16No one ever gets to see any of his pictures, so...
00:19:18What about music?
00:19:20Only weird old stuff no one else listens to.
00:19:22Like, uh, Bad Brain,
00:19:24Bad Religion.
00:19:26Really just anything with bad in the name.
00:19:28Wow, uh, what about movies?
00:19:30Same thing. Everything's Kurosawa,
00:19:32Kung Fu, or Kubrick.
00:19:34Oh, my, that is a lot of Ks.
00:19:36So, um,
00:19:38why are you suddenly so interested in my brother?
00:19:40I mean, don't get me wrong,
00:19:42I love him and all that, but
00:19:44that's just because I have to.
00:19:46Curiosity, I guess?
00:19:48Horses. I'm sorry?
00:19:50He loves horses.
00:19:52He works every day before school at Will Rogers Park.
00:19:54So, like a cowboy, huh?
00:19:56No, more like a horse girl.
00:19:58He kind of cried when he found out unicorns weren't real.
00:20:02Cameron!
00:20:04What a weird coincidence.
00:20:06Uh, well, I'm here
00:20:08every morning, so I'm pretty sure
00:20:10the only weird part is you.
00:20:12Fair enough. I was hoping to take
00:20:14a riding lesson this morning, and I figured
00:20:16since you and I are friends...
00:20:18Uh, friends?
00:20:20In the sense that we go to school together.
00:20:22It's kind of a loose definition, don't you think?
00:20:24Uh, look, I have a lot of work to get done before school.
00:20:26So let me help.
00:20:28Then if there's time afterwards,
00:20:30we could squeeze in a lesson.
00:20:32You don't even know what the job is.
00:20:34That's okay. I am at your service.
00:20:36There's just so much of it.
00:20:38What do horses eat, anyway?
00:20:40Well, uh, that one Jimbo over there,
00:20:42he likes chipotle.
00:20:44Gilly prefers sushi.
00:20:46Just horse feed,
00:20:48hay, grass mostly.
00:20:50Well, this one must have eaten
00:20:52an entire soccer field.
00:20:54Well, you offered to help.
00:20:56Now I'm starting to think you've never shoveled crap before.
00:20:58Only out of a litter box.
00:21:00And this stump is
00:21:02bigger than my cat.
00:21:04So, you really come here every day before school?
00:21:06Yep.
00:21:08Ever since I was 14.
00:21:10Wow, you really want to
00:21:12chronicle your post-poop cleanup look?
00:21:14I chronicle everything.
00:21:16It's my job.
00:21:18So, how about that lesson now?
00:21:20I guess
00:21:22a deal's a deal.
00:21:24So, do you have any
00:21:26previous riding experience?
00:21:28Just one time at a birthday party when I was five.
00:21:30But I think it was a baby horse.
00:21:32Or, maybe not a baby, but
00:21:34it was small. Does that count?
00:21:36No, I believe the word you're looking for
00:21:38is pony and no.
00:21:40Anyway, this is
00:21:42Gilly. He can be a little temperamental.
00:21:44So, what are you doing?
00:21:46I'm letting him smell my hand. It's like a handshake for horses.
00:21:48I did my research
00:21:50last night.
00:21:52Whoa, uh, why is he doing that?
00:21:54Actually means he likes you.
00:21:56Oh, well, guess he has good instincts.
00:21:58Right.
00:22:00Let's, um, try mounting up.
00:22:02So, come over here. Put your left foot
00:22:04in the stirrup here. Now grab the reins with your
00:22:06left hand and, uh, use your other leg
00:22:08to help you up and over.
00:22:10I'm a natural, right?
00:22:12Not bad.
00:22:16Um, seriously?
00:22:18More? I'm just capturing
00:22:20the moment. You can't enjoy
00:22:22this without sharing it with, like, 500 strangers?
00:22:24500? Try 887,132.
00:22:26And
00:22:28they're not strangers. They're followers.
00:22:30Followers? You mean like a cult?
00:22:32No, not like a cult.
00:22:34Just people who are devoted to me and totally guided
00:22:36by my advice as to how to live their lives.
00:22:38I'm joking.
00:22:40I was just taking a picture. You take pictures?
00:22:42What's the difference? Too vast to even
00:22:44explain. Now, come on off the horse.
00:22:46That's it? We're done? No, I just
00:22:48want you to practice getting on and off a couple times.
00:22:50Oh, okay.
00:22:52Whoa!
00:22:54Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:22:56Oh!
00:22:58Ugh!
00:23:00Disgusting!
00:23:02I'm sorry. I'm sorry for laughing.
00:23:04It's just I've never seen such an uncoordinated dismount.
00:23:06I mean, aren't you captain of the dance team?
00:23:08So...
00:23:10What?
00:23:12It's mostly grass, right?
00:23:16Attention, Earthquakes. A reminder to buy
00:23:18your prom tickets where the dance team will be
00:23:20performing their annual dance presentation.
00:23:22A tradition I still don't understand,
00:23:24but it's the committee's decision and I support them.
00:23:26Okay, instead of starting in Portugal,
00:23:28start in Amsterdam.
00:23:30Uh, Queller, can we maybe do this later? I have a French quiz.
00:23:32But these are like the best friends I've seen in months.
00:23:34Just, um, give me your phone.
00:23:36What's wrong with yours?
00:23:38Really?
00:23:40Your aversion to technology is starting to become a character flaw.
00:23:42Hey, guys.
00:23:44Uh, hey?
00:23:46I just wanted to say thank you for this morning.
00:23:48My butt is so sore.
00:23:50I can barely walk. Things got messy.
00:23:52Uh, context, please?
00:23:54I gave her a riding lesson.
00:23:56I bet you did. Horse riding.
00:23:58Part of one, anyway.
00:24:00And as a way of saying thanks,
00:24:02there is a karaoke party this Saturday at my friend Quinn's house
00:24:04and I was hoping you guys could come.
00:24:06Uh, yeah.
00:24:08Um, I don't, I don't...
00:24:10We'll be there. Perfect.
00:24:12So, Cameron, should I, like, SMS you the address?
00:24:14Queller's phone is an antiquated piece of crap.
00:24:16Why don't you just send it to me?
00:24:18Awesome. Okay.
00:24:20I'll see you guys tomorrow. Totally.
00:24:22What the hell?
00:24:24You've been talking about wanting to go on
00:24:26all these exotic adventures around the world.
00:24:28Why don't you just think of this as a
00:24:30adventure close to home?
00:24:32What?
00:24:50Oh, wow.
00:24:52It's a pool party.
00:24:54Why didn't you tell me?
00:24:56Because nobody told me.
00:24:58I mean, what are we even doing here?
00:25:00Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:25:02Eating free Pizza Hut is what we're doing.
00:25:04Besides, when do you get to make fun
00:25:06of these guys in their own natural habitat?
00:25:08That's true.
00:25:10I mean, exhibit A.
00:25:12Now that is raw.
00:25:14I know that you may be
00:25:16just a bit jealous of me.
00:25:18Yeah, it sounds like they're constipated,
00:25:20but for some reason they're happy about it.
00:25:22Great! You guys came!
00:25:24Yes, we did.
00:25:26Ah, this is, uh, cool you do this often.
00:25:28It's kind of a pre-prom thing so we can work on our tans.
00:25:30But I'm going to college in New York,
00:25:32so won't be doing this next year.
00:25:34Where are you guys going?
00:25:36Uh, yeah, I'm kind of opting out of that whole thing.
00:25:38Oh, like a gap year?
00:25:40Yes, exactly, like a gap year,
00:25:42followed by another gap year,
00:25:44and then a gap life.
00:25:46Queller doesn't believe in college.
00:25:48Really?
00:25:50I believe it exists, I just think it's a huge waste of time and money.
00:25:52So, any idea what you're going to sing?
00:25:54I mean, everybody's got their go-to karaoke song, right?
00:25:56Let me guess,
00:25:58you're going to opt out of the whole singing thing, too?
00:26:02The boy is mine.
00:26:06Wow!
00:26:08Thank you, ladies.
00:26:10I can't tell you how much I enjoyed that performance.
00:26:12Nobody can.
00:26:14Alright, who's up next?
00:26:16Pat Sawyer!
00:26:18Guess it's my turn. Wish me luck.
00:26:20Alright, nowhere to go but up from there.
00:26:22Uh, we gotta do this.
00:26:24We can dance
00:26:26Until we die
00:26:28You and I
00:26:30Will be young forever
00:26:32You make me
00:26:34Feel like I'm living
00:26:36A teenage dream
00:26:38The way you turn me on
00:26:40I can't
00:26:42I don't even know why she bothers with college,
00:26:44she might as well just get a residency in Vegas,
00:26:46am I right?
00:26:48Never look back
00:26:50My heart stops
00:26:52When you look at me
00:26:54Oh, my God.
00:26:56What?
00:26:58You're enjoying this. You're enjoying her.
00:27:00What? No, I'm not.
00:27:02No, I'm not.
00:27:04Are you serious?
00:27:06What?
00:27:08I invited him, but I didn't think he'd show up with her.
00:27:10Good job.
00:27:20What's going on?
00:27:22Jordan's her ex. He totally humiliated her
00:27:24in front of like a zillion people.
00:27:28Oh, my God. She's dying up there.
00:27:30Wait, Harlan!
00:27:32I really don't think you should go-
00:27:34Harlan, this is a truly awful idea!
00:27:36You make me
00:27:38Feel like I'm living
00:27:40A teenage dream
00:27:42The way you turn me on
00:27:44I can't sleep
00:27:46Let's run away
00:27:48And don't ever look back
00:27:50Don't ever look back
00:27:52That's the back guy. Yeah.
00:27:54Always the same.
00:27:56When you look at me
00:27:58Just one touch
00:28:00No, baby, I believe
00:28:02This is real
00:28:04So take a chance and don't ever look back
00:28:06That was really kind of good.
00:28:22I got all that on camera.
00:28:24That was actually amazing.
00:28:26Yeah, I know, right?
00:28:28Thanks for having my ass.
00:28:30I mean, saving my back.
00:28:32Having my back.
00:28:34And I'm pretty sure
00:28:36that is my cue to call for a car.
00:28:38No, um, uh,
00:28:40don't do that. We'll give you a ride.
00:28:42We will? Yeah, it's no problem at all.
00:28:44Can I get some KFC to go?
00:28:46Yeah, sure.
00:28:48Awesome!
00:28:52You know, you should really rethink
00:28:54that whole no singing policy.
00:28:56You have a really great voice.
00:28:58The camera was in the glee club.
00:29:00What? I didn't know it was a secret.
00:29:02Glee club?
00:29:04At Cali?
00:29:06No, it was at my old school back in Wyoming.
00:29:08It was either play football
00:29:10or cow tipping.
00:29:12Or glee club?
00:29:14I get it.
00:29:16Oh, this is me.
00:29:20Oh, this is you? My cousin lives here.
00:29:22Her name's Kaia Mahon. She's a junior at the high school.
00:29:24Actually, we're new to the building, so we haven't really met anyone yet.
00:29:26But um, thanks for the ride.
00:29:28And thanks for coming today.
00:29:30I hope it wasn't too,
00:29:32you know, weird.
00:29:34Oh, that's okay. Weird's totally our thing.
00:29:36Okay, then.
00:29:38See you later. See ya.
00:29:40Hey, Padge. Yeah?
00:29:42I just gotta say, even though you're incredibly hot,
00:29:44you're not the complete monster that I thought you'd be.
00:29:46Uh, thanks, but
00:29:48Cameron is like a brother to me,
00:29:50so I have to say,
00:29:52if you do anything to hurt him,
00:29:54I'll put a croquembouche in your croquem face.
00:29:56You feel me? Uh, okay.
00:29:58Don't forget,
00:30:00I really like her.
00:30:04Oh, look who's up.
00:30:06How was your Saturday?
00:30:08Uh, it's okay. Why?
00:30:10Do anything interesting?
00:30:12Not really.
00:30:14Well, more than
00:30:162.6 million TikTok viewers
00:30:18begged to d-
00:30:20Are you kidding me?
00:30:22Why didn't you tell me you had a date
00:30:24with Padget Sawyer?
00:30:26Trust me, it wasn't a date. The whole thing was just
00:30:28a freakish aberration.
00:30:30Okay, a person who is way out of your league
00:30:32is spending time with you.
00:30:34Take the win and claim it as a date.
00:30:38And, speak of the devil herself,
00:30:40Padget! Hey.
00:30:42Brynn, hi. Uh, sorry to bother you,
00:30:44but I think I left something in your brother's truck
00:30:46yesterday, and I don't have his number.
00:30:48Oh, yeah, no problem.
00:30:50We were just talking about you.
00:30:52He's standing right in front of me. Do you wanna talk to him?
00:30:54Actually, I was hoping I could swing by now to pick it up.
00:30:56Uh, yeah, sure.
00:30:58When do you wanna come?
00:31:00Oh, like now, now.
00:31:02Uh, okay. Yeah, hold on.
00:31:04You might wanna change.
00:31:08Jessica!
00:31:10Hi. Hey, Padget.
00:31:12Saw the duet. 2.6 million views?
00:31:14Who's the new guy?
00:31:16A little scruffy, but cute.
00:31:18Well, just wait until I'm done with his
00:31:20makeover. Ooh, go on.
00:31:22I think I'm gonna make him more popular than Jordan
00:31:24Van Dranen. Really? Well, if you do that,
00:31:26then we're back in business.
00:31:28But I'll believe it when I see it. Love ya.
00:31:30Love ya!
00:31:32Thanks again.
00:31:34These things are always slipping out of my bag.
00:31:36That's no problem.
00:31:38So, listen, since I'm already here, I was wondering if...
00:31:40What's all this stuff? Uh, gifts from Dad.
00:31:42Just got here. Uh,
00:31:44great. Gifts? What's the occasion?
00:31:46Nothing. Stupid.
00:31:48Our dad lives in Sweden, and once a year,
00:31:50he sends us these all-in-one presents.
00:31:52Kind of like Christmas and Hanukkah
00:31:54and our birthdays all smushed together.
00:31:56Seriously? A doorstop?
00:31:58Coloring books, Legos,
00:32:00and Swedish
00:32:02Helga Barbie. Quite a haul.
00:32:04If you're eight. At least
00:32:06he's trying. I disagree. Well,
00:32:08it's the thought that counts, right?
00:32:10Not that it's my business.
00:32:12Um, did you need
00:32:14something else? Actually, yeah. I was
00:32:16hoping you could give me another writing lesson.
00:32:18When? Now?
00:32:20Now? Um,
00:32:22yeah. You're in luck. I was on my way to the
00:32:24Hey, I thought you were going to watch the Blue Bloods
00:32:26marathon with me. Sorry
00:32:28to hear them all. That's okay. I'll
00:32:30get started without you. Tommy
00:32:32Selig waits for no one.
00:32:34We better go.
00:32:36Bye, guys.
00:32:40Starting to get the hang of this,
00:32:42huh? It just takes a little
00:32:44time in practice, that's all.
00:32:46Everyone's always in a hurry.
00:32:48Oh, and you aren't.
00:32:50What's that supposed to mean? I don't know.
00:32:52I mean, it seems like you can't wait to be done
00:32:54with high school. Yeah, that's true.
00:32:56I used to be like that, too.
00:32:58But now that I lost
00:33:00my sponsorship, I, um,
00:33:02don't even know if I'll be able to pay for college.
00:33:04Damn, that sucks. I'm sorry.
00:33:06I bet it won't take much money for me
00:33:08to bum around, see as much of the world
00:33:10as I can, take as many pictures as I can.
00:33:12That actually sounds
00:33:14amazing. I would love to travel someday.
00:33:16I've always wanted to see Paris.
00:33:18You mean you want to take pictures of yourself
00:33:20in Paris so your followers would know you went there?
00:33:22Oh, should I just do what you do and
00:33:24take rolls and rolls of pictures
00:33:26and never show anyone? Wait.
00:33:28How do you know... Britton told me.
00:33:30You know, no one would have
00:33:32ever heard of D.N. Arbus or Ansel Adams
00:33:34if they'd just hid in their darkroom all day.
00:33:36Huh. What?
00:33:38I just can't believe you actually
00:33:40know those names. So...
00:33:42How about it? How about what?
00:33:44Your pictures. When do I get to see them?
00:33:46Uh, I'm thinking never.
00:33:48Oh, come on.
00:33:50You show me yours and I'll show you mine.
00:33:52Oh, everyone has seen yours.
00:33:54Sorry, that came out
00:33:56way dirtier than I intended it to.
00:33:58Uh, I'm just
00:34:00really private, that's all. But, um,
00:34:02if you really want to see what I do...
00:34:04Yes. Okay.
00:34:06So you've
00:34:08really never been to Union Station?
00:34:10Honestly, I didn't even
00:34:12know this was here. Is that terrible?
00:34:14Uh, yeah, kind of.
00:34:16It's like a classic
00:34:18old-timey train station.
00:34:20Well, it's actually a working
00:34:22train station where people take
00:34:24trains.
00:34:28Then again, you don't strike
00:34:30me as a public transportation type.
00:34:32I carpool to school.
00:34:34And your friend's a Lexus.
00:34:36Hey, Mr. Cahill. Hey, Ken.
00:34:38This place is amazing.
00:34:40I guess I never come downtown because it's
00:34:42always so crowded. Well, with street photography,
00:34:44crowds are the whole point. Makes it easier to blend in.
00:34:46People don't mind you just taking their
00:34:48picture? Uh, well, it depends.
00:34:50Sometimes I ask permission, sometimes I don't.
00:34:52But after a while, you kind of develop
00:34:54a sense of when it's okay to shoot.
00:34:58Kids with me camera,
00:35:00would you come with us? Yeah, I'm going to run.
00:35:02Thanks, Jay.
00:35:04There you go.
00:35:06Hey, Jean's Nutella Lattes are
00:35:08insane.
00:35:10Mmm-hmm.
00:35:12Mmm.
00:35:14Wait, are you actually smiling?
00:35:16What? I don't know.
00:35:18I've never seen you like this.
00:35:20What do you mean? Well,
00:35:22at school, you're this
00:35:24really reserved
00:35:26person.
00:35:28But at the stables or
00:35:30here with your camera... Oh,
00:35:32maybe it's because no one in those
00:35:34places ever keyed the word
00:35:36loser into my truck door or put a fetal
00:35:38pig in my backpack. Ouch.
00:35:40Yeah.
00:35:42Doesn't matter. High school's
00:35:44just a bunch of scared people pretending to be
00:35:46something they're not.
00:35:48But this place,
00:35:50this place is real.
00:35:52You know, just like horses, best bullshit
00:35:54detectors in the entire animal kingdom.
00:35:56So, what about Gilly?
00:35:58Does he think I'm full of crap?
00:36:00You think I'd be here with you if you did?
00:36:02Sorry
00:36:04things are so bad for you at school.
00:36:06Guess I'd be in a hurry to graduate, too.
00:36:08Yeah, and I'm really only
00:36:10doing it so my grandmother doesn't freak out.
00:36:12Yeah, why do you and Bryn live with her?
00:36:14Sorry if that's...
00:36:16No, no, no. No, it's okay.
00:36:18Oh, you know, our father lives in
00:36:20Sweden, his choice. Mmm-hmm.
00:36:22And after our mom died...
00:36:24Oh, I am
00:36:26so sorry. Yeah.
00:36:28It was four years ago, plane crash.
00:36:30She was dating this guy named
00:36:32Marcus, who flew
00:36:34a turboprop. And
00:36:36one Saturday morning, they were on their
00:36:38way back from Laramie.
00:36:40And, um...
00:36:42You must miss her
00:36:44a lot. Yeah, Mom
00:36:46was awesome.
00:36:48In fact,
00:36:50she is the one who gave me this camera.
00:36:52So that's why you love it so much.
00:36:54Yeah. So what about
00:36:56your family? Well, my
00:36:58parents are divorced. Okay.
00:37:00Um, my dad lives in
00:37:02Florida with his new
00:37:04family, and I'm
00:37:06here with my mom. Okay. What does she do?
00:37:08She's a nurse.
00:37:10Hmm. I've never
00:37:12told anyone that before. She
00:37:14works her ass off to give me every
00:37:16opportunity in the world.
00:37:18And sometimes I'm scared I won't be
00:37:20able to make it up to her.
00:37:22Hey, did I say you could
00:37:24do that? No, that's the whole idea of a
00:37:26candid shot. I mean, if you know I'm gonna take a photo,
00:37:28then you gotta fix your hair,
00:37:30and then you do that whole duck face thing.
00:37:32Yeah, that's exactly
00:37:34it.
00:37:40Is
00:37:42that an emergency?
00:37:44Sorry.
00:37:46It depends. Are you free
00:37:48next weekend? Why? It's
00:37:50my friend Alden's birthday, and she's having
00:37:52a theme party. Okay, what's the theme?
00:37:54Drop it like F. Scott. It's a great
00:37:56Gatsby thing. Yeah, she does realize that those parties
00:37:58in the book represent the shallowness of the ruling class,
00:38:00right? Sadly, that is the appeal.
00:38:02Okay. So, what do you think?
00:38:04You down to get bougie together? Yeah.
00:38:06Can I bring some people? Sure.
00:38:08Yeah, bring whoever you want.
00:38:10Oh my god, oh my god! I can't believe I'm actually
00:38:12saying this, but I have the best brother ever.
00:38:14He has his moments.
00:38:16Okay, it's a Roaring Twenties theme,
00:38:18so there's a million ways we can go with this.
00:38:20Yeah, but we're only gonna
00:38:22try like three, right? Oh, don't listen
00:38:24to Cam. He's been wearing the same three plaids
00:38:26since 2017. At least
00:38:28I alternate. I get it.
00:38:30You found a look that works for you, but like I
00:38:32tell my followers, sometimes
00:38:34bold can be your bestie.
00:38:36You actually say that?
00:38:38Out loud to people?
00:38:40Come on.
00:38:42Oh.
00:38:52Oh.
00:38:54Oh.
00:38:56Oh.
00:38:58Oh.
00:39:00Oh.
00:39:02Oh.
00:39:04Oh.
00:39:06Oh.
00:39:08Oh.
00:39:10Oh.
00:39:12Oh.
00:39:14Oh.
00:39:16Oh.
00:39:18Oh.
00:39:20Oh.
00:39:22Oh.
00:39:24Okay, now don't tell me that wasn't
00:39:26fun. It wasn't.
00:39:28Okay, fine, it wasn't terrible.
00:39:30I put it somewhere between getting my wisdom teeth out
00:39:32and the Harry Styles show last year.
00:39:34Wait, you saw Harry
00:39:36Styles? He took me for my birthday.
00:39:38Aw, that's so sweet!
00:39:40Okay, the point is, we got
00:39:42our clothes, and we're done now, right?
00:39:44Um...
00:39:46Oh god, what now?
00:39:48You're absolutely sure this is necessary?
00:39:50Well, we want to complete the look,
00:39:52right? Oh, definitely.
00:39:54Out, now! Fine.
00:39:56Okay, the most important
00:39:58thing for you to do now is
00:40:00trust me. You've done this before?
00:40:02Literally thousands of times.
00:40:04Really? You've shaved the guy's face?
00:40:06Sorry, can't hear you!
00:40:08...
00:40:10...
00:40:12...
00:40:14...
00:40:16...
00:40:18...
00:40:20...
00:40:22...
00:40:24...
00:40:26...
00:40:28...
00:40:30I can't believe you got him to do this.
00:40:32He must really like you.
00:40:34No, no, I'm just really persuasive.
00:40:36What's going on in there?
00:40:38It's really kind of hard to say.
00:40:40Come on, just come out!
00:40:42...
00:40:44...
00:40:46...
00:40:48...
00:40:50...
00:40:52...
00:40:54...
00:40:56...
00:40:58Wow, you are good.
00:41:00How do you feel?
00:41:02Like I just lost Dancing with the Stars.
00:41:04Well, if I didn't
00:41:06know any better, and you weren't my
00:41:08brother, I'd say you look
00:41:10pretty hot.
00:41:12Right, Padgett?
00:41:14Uh, yeah.
00:41:16Sure.
00:41:18...
00:41:20...
00:41:22...
00:41:24...
00:41:26...
00:41:28...
00:41:30...
00:41:32...
00:41:34...
00:41:36...
00:41:38...
00:41:40...
00:41:42...
00:41:44...
00:41:46...
00:41:48...
00:41:50...
00:41:52...
00:41:54...
00:41:56...
00:41:58...
00:42:00...
00:42:02This is insane.
00:42:04You're hot now. Get used to it.
00:42:06Uh, no, I was
00:42:08talking about the party.
00:42:10...
00:42:12...
00:42:14...
00:42:16...
00:42:18...
00:42:20...
00:42:22This one's teeny compared to her Sweet Sixteen.
00:42:24We went to the beach.
00:42:26In Turks and Caicos.
00:42:28Can you believe this?
00:42:30Padgett! Hey!
00:42:32...
00:42:34Hi. I'm Alden.
00:42:36Birthday girl? Yeah, we've met.
00:42:38Oh.
00:42:40Oh! I'm sorry.
00:42:42I gotta ask, what are you drinking?
00:42:44Oh, it's my signature
00:42:46bidet mocktail. It's got cranberry
00:42:48juice, fresh raspberries, cherry
00:42:50pop rocks. Hi! I just
00:42:52wanted to say happy birthday and thank you so
00:42:54much for inviting me.
00:42:56I'm sorry, who are you? Uh,
00:42:58Brynn Queller! I thought I... Hey, uh,
00:43:00we're gonna go get some drinks
00:43:02and we'll see you guys in a bit.
00:43:04Bye.
00:43:06Pudge! I don't know what you did to
00:43:08that Cameron guy, but damn!
00:43:10What you did?
00:43:12Uh, she means this costume.
00:43:14And Cameron did that himself.
00:43:16Wow.
00:43:18You might just win this bet after all. Yeah, if you don't
00:43:20blow it for me first, I guess we'll see who's
00:43:22gonna be a loser for life. We'll see.
00:43:24So, Aniston just bailed on you, bro?
00:43:26Yeah, bro.
00:43:28I was on my way to pick her up
00:43:30and she just texted me and said it's over.
00:43:32Said she's going to Brent Rivera's birthday
00:43:34party with that other dude.
00:43:36That sucks, bro. That Aniston chick was
00:43:38hot. If I were you, I'd be crying too.
00:43:40That's okay. My fans
00:43:42love my vulnerability.
00:43:46Wait, you guys aren't recording?
00:43:48Oh shoot, my bad. Oh my god.
00:43:50Guys! Alright, come on. I need another take.
00:43:52Okay, got this.
00:43:56Damn, I lost it.
00:43:58Always be recording.
00:44:00Alright?
00:44:02I still can't believe she ditched me for some
00:44:04rando loser who's only got 318,000
00:44:06followers. Well, he does play
00:44:08for the Clippers.
00:44:10Yeah, that's
00:44:12pretty dope.
00:44:22Don't tell me you're actually having fun.
00:44:24Why would you say that?
00:44:26This party is ridiculous.
00:44:28You're having fun.
00:44:30You're having fun.
00:44:34Hey.
00:44:36Nice costume.
00:44:38Didn't think I'd see another Jordan Baker.
00:44:40Daisy is so overrated.
00:44:42Totally.
00:44:44Wow, I look like
00:44:46the before picture for you.
00:44:48Stop.
00:44:50You look great.
00:44:52You were at my karaoke party.
00:44:54Right. I was the one who didn't
00:44:56bring their swimsuit.
00:44:58Sorry it turned weird.
00:45:00It's okay. Weird's totally my thing.
00:45:02Oh my god.
00:45:04They put them in the ice too?
00:45:06Yeah, come on.
00:45:08I know where Alden keeps her non-pop rockaholic drinks.
00:45:10Thank you. Let's go.
00:45:12Hey you.
00:45:14Whoa.
00:45:16You're not even gonna say hey?
00:45:18Blow me.
00:45:20You're Aniston's problem now.
00:45:22You're still mad about that?
00:45:24That was like two weeks ago.
00:45:26Dude, what the hell?
00:45:28Sorry, I had something else to tell you.
00:45:30What?
00:45:32I'm sorry and that
00:45:34she was right.
00:45:36Who? Aniston.
00:45:38She said that I wasn't over you
00:45:40and
00:45:42that's the truth.
00:45:44We belong together, Patch.
00:45:46Now come on.
00:45:48These nominations are on Monday, alright?
00:45:50If we win prom king and queen, our followers would go crazy.
00:45:52I don't care.
00:45:54Oh, and by the way,
00:45:56there are no mean streets of Pali.
00:45:58You live on the same block as Gwyneth Paltrow.
00:46:00Oh man.
00:46:02You spilled my watermelon.
00:46:04It was the last one.
00:46:06Now all they have is mango.
00:46:08I hate mango. It's a terrible flavor.
00:46:10Hey.
00:46:12Is everything okay?
00:46:14Yeah, yeah.
00:46:16I just spilled my drink.
00:46:18But I was thinking
00:46:20about going to get another one.
00:46:22Any chance
00:46:24you want to come with me?
00:46:26Sure.
00:46:28Let's go.
00:46:34Okay, enough pictures for you.
00:46:36I mean, no one's going to see them anyways.
00:46:38I have a better idea. Come on.
00:46:40Oh, photo booth? Seriously?
00:46:42Come on. I want to see your duck face.
00:46:46Now show me what you got.
00:46:50Come on. You're not supposed to look at me.
00:46:52You're supposed to pose.
00:46:54Sorry. I guess I'm just, you know, mesmerized
00:46:56by watching you disfigure yourself.
00:46:58So you're repulsed.
00:47:00Totally. But it must be so hard
00:47:02to make yourself look terrible when you're naturally so,
00:47:04you know.
00:47:06What?
00:47:08Beautiful.
00:47:12All right, everyone. Let's gather by the big cake
00:47:14to sing Alden happy birthday.
00:47:16Happy birthday
00:47:18to you.
00:47:20Stop it.
00:47:22Get away from me, asshole.
00:47:24Hey,
00:47:26Bren, what's going on?
00:47:28Why are you making such a big deal out of this? It was nothing.
00:47:30You call that nothing?
00:47:32Wait, what happened? What did he do?
00:47:34Dude, she's so overreacting. You shut up.
00:47:36He asked me if I wanted to get a drink, so I said okay.
00:47:38Then we went into this big room with a pool table
00:47:40and we were just kissing. See? No big deal.
00:47:42But then he started going for more,
00:47:44so I bonked him with a pool ball.
00:47:46Yeah, which hurt, by the way. Frickin' piece of shit.
00:47:48What? Come on, don't tell me she's your girlfriend.
00:47:50No, she's my little sister, you idiot.
00:47:52And if you ever touch her again...
00:47:54What, you want to go? You want to go, man?
00:47:56Let's go. Let's get it.
00:47:58Why'd you just take off your shirt?
00:48:00I don't know.
00:48:02That's for me to know and for you to find out.
00:48:04What?
00:48:06No, Cameron, come on. He is not worth it.
00:48:08No.
00:48:10Not this time.
00:48:12Cameron, please.
00:48:14Make some room.
00:48:16Can you ever go near my sister again?
00:48:18What?
00:48:30Yes!
00:48:32Classic Johnny Wang move.
00:48:34The hell was that?
00:48:36Come on, Cameron.
00:48:42Yes!
00:48:44Cameron, that's enough.
00:48:46Whoa, whoa, check out Captain Badass.
00:48:48I dare you to try that again.
00:49:00Yes!
00:49:02I wasn't ready for that.
00:49:04I need another tank.
00:49:06Stop cheering.
00:49:08Cameron, that was amazing.
00:49:10Let's go get the truck.
00:49:12Wait, you're not leaving, are you?
00:49:14Yeah, I think you should.
00:49:16But don't forget your camera.
00:49:18No, no, no, no.
00:49:20Daddy!
00:49:22Not now, Mom and Dad.
00:49:24Cameron, are you okay?
00:49:26Let me help.
00:49:28Cameron!
00:49:30Cameron!
00:49:32Cameron!
00:49:34Cameron, wait!
00:49:36What do you want?
00:49:38I just want to make sure you're okay.
00:49:40An asshole just hit on my sister and ruined my mother's camera.
00:49:42What would you like me to do?
00:49:44Cameron, the way you stood up to Jordan back there, people were impressed.
00:49:46Who? The valedictorian?
00:49:48The head cheerleader?
00:49:50The captain of the lacrosse team?
00:49:52Charlie doesn't have a lacrosse team.
00:49:54What am I doing here, Padgett?
00:49:56I mean, why after four years did you suddenly start talking to me?
00:49:58I don't know.
00:50:00Maybe there's just a sense there was more to you
00:50:02than what you let everyone see.
00:50:04And what if I like it that way?
00:50:06Well, then, that really breaks my heart.
00:50:12Cameron, please. Broken heart, huh?
00:50:16Looks like someone moved on from Jordan pretty quick.
00:50:18I moved on from Jordan the second we walked into that trailer.
00:50:20And now you're falling for our little project?
00:50:24It's not like that.
00:50:26I'm just worried about him, okay? That's all.
00:50:28What happened?
00:50:30You mean your plus-three freak parade who ruined my birthday?
00:50:32Yeah, it was kind of hard to miss.
00:50:34Look, if you want to waltz on our back now, I understand.
00:50:38I mean, the guy's a bigger train wreck than we expected.
00:50:40No. We're still on.
00:50:58Hey.
00:51:12Great party.
00:51:14Thanks, but it's kind of been over for a while.
00:51:16No party's over until I say it's over.
00:51:18Come on, Cali High, let's rock!
00:51:22Oh.
00:51:24It is over.
00:51:26Where's my shirt?
00:51:28Who needs shirts?
00:51:32Okay.
00:51:34Okay.
00:51:54Hey, guys.
00:51:56So, the rest of tonight
00:51:58didn't go so great.
00:52:00Well,
00:52:02it started out fun.
00:52:04You know,
00:52:06I talk a lot here about self-improvement.
00:52:08Your looks.
00:52:10Your attitude.
00:52:14But I'm starting to think that
00:52:16who you choose to surround yourself with
00:52:18is so much more important.
00:52:30Hey.
00:52:50I'm Celeste.
00:52:52I just wanted to say that while I reject the whole idea
00:52:54of the prom court as an antiquated,
00:52:56heteronormative construct,
00:52:58if I didn't, you'd totally have my vote.
00:53:00Your vote for what?
00:53:04Hey, Queller.
00:53:06Dude, some Saturday night, huh?
00:53:08Mr. Prom King nominee.
00:53:10What?
00:53:12Did you not see?
00:53:14Cameroon Keuler for Prom King?
00:53:16That's ridiculous.
00:53:18Attention, earthquakes.
00:53:20Here are the prom court nominations.
00:53:22For King, we have Jordan Van Drennan
00:53:24and Cameroon Keuler?
00:53:26Okay.
00:53:28I am told that Cameroon is an actual student,
00:53:30so congratulations to him
00:53:32and to our third nominee,
00:53:34Sebastian Woo.
00:53:36Yes!
00:53:38I'm the king of the school!
00:53:42It is so fitting
00:53:44that they would butcher your name.
00:53:46Could you imagine if you actually ran
00:53:48for Prom King?
00:53:56JVD, baby!
00:53:58Let's go!
00:54:02Yeah. Maybe I can.
00:54:04Sawyer!
00:54:06Alden!
00:54:08And Jordan?
00:54:10What the hell is going on?
00:54:12JVD out.
00:54:14You know you were running for Prom Queen
00:54:16unopposed? Not anymore.
00:54:18Clap your hands, say it loud.
00:54:20All the girls will make you proud.
00:54:22Clap your hands, say it loud.
00:54:24All the girls will make you proud.
00:54:26You're running against me?
00:54:28Oh, please. Don't look so surprised.
00:54:30I know all the same people you do.
00:54:32The only difference is,
00:54:34I didn't just hemorrhage 94,000 followers.
00:54:36Oh, my God.
00:54:38You've been planning this all along.
00:54:40What are you talking about?
00:54:42That day in Jordan's trailer. The video.
00:54:44What about it?
00:54:46You were holding the camera.
00:54:48My entire life was falling apart,
00:54:50and you didn't press stop.
00:54:52Okay, yeah. Maybe I did.
00:54:54So what? Don't act like you wouldn't have done the same thing.
00:54:56But...
00:54:58I thought we were friends.
00:55:00Yeah, well, things aren't always the way they seem.
00:55:02And you would know, right?
00:55:04Yeah, that's right. You can drop the act.
00:55:06We know you're poor.
00:55:08Stop!
00:55:10Please. Did you really think you were fooling us?
00:55:12I mean, your mom's a nurse. You can't afford a car.
00:55:14You live in that dumpy little shack on Clinton.
00:55:16Alden!
00:55:18Yeah, that's right. We know you don't live at the Palisades lofts.
00:55:20How long have you known?
00:55:22I don't know. Like a year, maybe?
00:55:24We didn't say anything because we didn't want to hurt your feelings.
00:55:26But don't worry. Your secret's safe with me.
00:55:28If I want it to be.
00:55:32Guess it's game on, bubble girl.
00:55:34Clap your hands, say it loud.
00:55:36Alden Pierce will make you proud.
00:55:38Clap your hands, say it loud.
00:55:40Alden Pierce will make you proud.
00:55:42I'm so sorry.
00:55:44I only lied because I thought if I told the truth
00:55:46that you guys wouldn't like me anymore.
00:55:48Don't be embarrassed.
00:55:50I don't care. At all. Okay?
00:55:52I swear I had no idea she was planning this.
00:55:54I don't get it.
00:55:56It's like she's suddenly this whole different person.
00:55:58Is she though? Maybe we're just now seeing who she really is.
00:56:00What do you mean?
00:56:02I heard she quit the dance team and now she's starting her own squad with Jordan.
00:56:04Unbelievable.
00:56:06Wow.
00:56:08Look at you. Who is it?
00:56:10Nothing. It's stupid.
00:56:12Really? Then why are you blushing?
00:56:14I'm not blushing. It's just a funny text.
00:56:16Um... Misha?
00:56:18Cute! That's amazing!
00:56:20I thought I saw you guys talking at the party.
00:56:22Yeah, she's pretty great.
00:56:24I was actually thinking about asking her to prom.
00:56:26No way! Oh my god, that's so great.
00:56:28You guys would be so cute together.
00:56:30So, how are you going to ask her?
00:56:32Hey, um, you got a sec?
00:56:34Go.
00:56:36I'll talk to you later.
00:56:38I didn't think you were talking to me anymore.
00:56:40Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
00:56:42I got really pissed off,
00:56:44but you didn't do anything.
00:56:46There's actually something I wanted to talk to you about.
00:56:48Hey! You, my man, are a rock star.
00:56:50An inspiration.
00:56:52Do you want to hear a poem?
00:56:54Sure.
00:56:56Cameron Queller. Interstellar.
00:56:58Stood up to the dick.
00:57:00Made it stick.
00:57:02Cameron one, Jordan zero.
00:57:04King Cameron, you're my hero.
00:57:06Fight the power, man.
00:57:08That was great.
00:57:10Worth it.
00:57:12Okay.
00:57:14Can you believe all this prom BS?
00:57:16I know. Pretty cool, right?
00:57:18I mean, what do you think?
00:57:20Well, that's actually
00:57:22what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:57:24Uh, but now I'm late for art history.
00:57:26Um, is there any chance
00:57:28you could come over after school?
00:57:30There's actually something I wanted to show you.
00:57:32Um, sure. I'll be there.
00:57:34Cool.
00:57:36Bye.
00:57:39So this whole prom king thing.
00:57:41Can't believe you're actually into it.
00:57:43Well, I'm not, really.
00:57:45But I do hate Van Dranen.
00:57:47I mean, guys like him crap all over everyone
00:57:49and somehow still end up on top.
00:57:51Not this time. Not if I have anything to do with it.
00:57:53That sounded confident.
00:57:55Because I am.
00:57:57And after all this party, you have some serious traction.
00:57:59But you're going to have to let people see
00:58:01the real Cam Queller.
00:58:03Well, speaking of the real me...
00:58:05Right this way.
00:58:09Wow.
00:58:11I cannot believe you have your own dark room.
00:58:13Yeah.
00:58:15It, uh, was my 14th birthday present.
00:58:17So you've been taking pictures your whole life, then?
00:58:19Kind of.
00:58:21Used to be more of a hobby.
00:58:23But, uh, now I don't know.
00:58:25Sometimes I feel like I could spend
00:58:27my entire life in this room.
00:58:29Cameron, these are amazing.
00:58:32So why are you letting me see them?
00:58:35Well, you wouldn't stop asking.
00:58:37So I figured this was the only way to get you to stop.
00:58:40Well, you are very talented.
00:58:43I mean, look at this one.
00:58:45Oh!
00:58:47Oh, my God, I am so sorry.
00:58:49It's, uh, it's okay.
00:58:51Really?
00:58:53You know you could totally make money at this, right?
00:58:56You know I don't care about money.
00:58:58Or not.
00:59:00But keeping your talent locked away
00:59:02What are you hiding from?
00:59:04You know, I could ask you the same question.
00:59:07What are you talking about?
00:59:09Well, I'm talking about this.
00:59:13And, uh, this.
00:59:18And these.
00:59:21Not the eyelashes.
00:59:23They're glued on pretty tight.
00:59:26Listen, Cameron, there's something I need to tell you.
00:59:30And I need to tell you something, too.
00:59:32Okay.
00:59:34Well, you asked me why I invited you here.
00:59:38And I don't even let my own grandmother in here.
00:59:41Really?
00:59:43Yeah.
00:59:45I mean, I don't know.
00:59:47I don't know.
00:59:49I don't know.
00:59:51I don't know.
00:59:53I don't even let my own grandmother in here.
00:59:55Really?
00:59:57Yeah, which is why she probably thinks I'm running a meth lab.
01:00:00So then why am I here?
01:00:03Because I trust you.
01:00:07Oh, okay.
01:00:09Well, I, uh...
01:00:11You okay?
01:00:13Totally. I just, I need to go.
01:00:15Besides, I've wasted enough of your time.
01:00:17Well, I wouldn't put it that way, exactly.
01:00:19No, that's not what I meant.
01:00:21Can we talk later?
01:00:23Yeah, sure.
01:00:32Hey, you got a second?
01:00:34Uh, yeah. Why?
01:00:36I just kind of wanted your advice on something.
01:00:39If it isn't the fountain of truth coming to get help
01:00:43figuring out the world of bullshit.
01:00:45Yeah, funny.
01:00:47Here's the deal.
01:00:49The pageant may have gotten a little more complicated than I thought.
01:00:52Okay, complicated good or complicated bad?
01:00:56Because the other night at that party,
01:00:58I was definitely sensing chemistry.
01:01:00Oh, wait.
01:01:02Did you guys hook up?
01:01:04Oh, my God, you did.
01:01:06No, no, no, we didn't hook up.
01:01:08We, we kissed.
01:01:10I knew it.
01:01:12Oh, my God, this is huge.
01:01:14So did you ask her to prom?
01:01:15I mean, it totally makes sense if you guys go together.
01:01:17A king and queen, how amazing would that be?
01:01:19It'd be like Callie's own royal love story.
01:01:21And you're the princess.
01:01:23Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:01:24Yes, I thought about asking her,
01:01:26but after we kissed, things just kind of got weird.
01:01:30Of course they did. It's fine.
01:01:31First kisses can be awkward.
01:01:33First time having sex, that can be even weirder.
01:01:35So was the last time,
01:01:37because you never know if it's gonna be your last.
01:01:41Oh, wait.
01:01:43You've never had sex?
01:01:44Yeah, but I know things, though.
01:01:46If you're worried about whether you should ask Paget or not,
01:01:48just ask yourself one question.
01:01:50Okay, what's that?
01:01:51Who kissed who first?
01:01:53Actually, she kissed me first.
01:01:56So I should ask her to prom then.
01:01:58Um, yeah, but you can't just ask, okay?
01:02:01It's lame.
01:02:02You have to prom-pose.
01:02:04What the hell is that?
01:02:06I love you, baby
01:02:09I'm just kind of ready to
01:02:11Ah!
01:02:19Hey.
01:02:20Hey.
01:02:21Still no word from Cameron?
01:02:22No, he must think I'm such a freak.
01:02:24I mean, I practically sprinted out of there.
01:02:26He had the nomination.
01:02:27I mean, why did I have to screw it up by kissing him?
01:02:29I do have one theory.
01:02:30Yeah?
01:02:31You really like him, Pag.
01:02:34And when you like someone,
01:02:35the other stuff just doesn't matter as much.
01:02:37I do.
01:02:38I do like him.
01:02:40Yeah.
01:02:41And something tells me
01:02:42you might not have screwed up
01:02:43as much as you think you did.
01:02:45What do you mean?
01:02:48Oh, my God, Cameron.
01:02:50I know this isn't usually my style, obviously,
01:02:53but, uh, what do you think?
01:02:57I think yes.
01:02:58Sorry, I hate to interrupt this adorable moment,
01:03:01but, Paget, don't you think there's something
01:03:03you should tell Cameron first?
01:03:04Holden, what are you doing?
01:03:05Leave her alone, Aldo.
01:03:06Shut up, Quinn.
01:03:07What's going on?
01:03:09Paget, do you want to tell him or should I?
01:03:12What's she talking about?
01:03:13It's what I was trying to tell you yesterday.
01:03:16It's actually funny.
01:03:17After Jordan and I broke up,
01:03:19I lost my sponsorships, my college money,
01:03:22so I panicked.
01:03:24Yeah, she's not lying.
01:03:25Total meltdown.
01:03:26Yeah, thanks to you, Alden.
01:03:27So I made a bet with Alden
01:03:29that I could take some person
01:03:31and make them over.
01:03:33Some person?
01:03:34What kind of person?
01:03:35I mean, please, just talk about this in private.
01:03:37No, what kind of person, Paget?
01:03:39The biggest loser we could find
01:03:40so she could turn him into prom king.
01:03:41But that was before...
01:03:42Wait, wait, wait, so I was a bet?
01:03:44No, you...
01:03:45No, I was a fucking bet.
01:03:51You can all go to hell.
01:03:53Let's go.
01:03:56Yikes.
01:03:57That was hard to watch.
01:04:00Hmm.
01:04:04Hey, it's Cameron.
01:04:05Leave a message, or don't.
01:04:07Cameron, it's me again.
01:04:12I know I covered this
01:04:14in the 800 texts you haven't returned,
01:04:17but I'm so sorry,
01:04:20and I just want to make sure you're okay.
01:04:23You're still not answering?
01:04:25No, but can you blame me?
01:04:28Can you blame him?
01:04:29No, but right now,
01:04:30I'm a little bit more worried about you.
01:04:33You and your god-awful ironing.
01:04:35Please let me do that, please.
01:04:37You know, I convinced myself that I did my post
01:04:41because I cared about my followers,
01:04:43but maybe I was just doing it for myself
01:04:45to get money and get popular.
01:04:48Maybe I'm just a fraud.
01:04:50Honey, I happen to know for a fact
01:04:52that you're not a fake.
01:04:53You're a truly kind and caring person.
01:04:56But I hurt someone.
01:04:57Mom, I mean, I really hurt him.
01:04:59All right, yeah.
01:05:00You screwed up,
01:05:01but it's only a mistake if you don't learn from it.
01:05:04I just don't even know what to do anymore.
01:05:06I mean, if I win tomorrow night,
01:05:07I'm gonna have to go in front of all these people and...
01:05:10And be yourself.
01:05:11But what if I don't even like who that is anymore?
01:05:16Listen, I know it feels like that right now.
01:05:19I do.
01:05:20But the Paget Sawyer that I know,
01:05:22the kind, sweet, generous...
01:05:26Sure, stubborn girl that I've known for 18 years.
01:05:30Well, she gets lost now and again.
01:05:33We all do.
01:05:34But she always finds her way back.
01:05:38♪♪♪♪
01:05:44Whoa, Kaylee.
01:05:46I thought you were a good judge of character.
01:05:49♪♪♪♪
01:05:54All right.
01:05:56How do I look?
01:05:57Gorge.
01:05:58You're gonna be the queen of the chaperones.
01:06:00Thank you.
01:06:01It looks like my car is here.
01:06:02All right, put your dress on.
01:06:04I'll see you there.
01:06:05Okay.
01:06:06♪♪♪♪♪
01:06:10So you're really going to go through with this?
01:06:12I mean, I know I'm not gonna get what I want,
01:06:15so at least this way,
01:06:16I have a chance to make things right with Cameron.
01:06:18Ha!
01:06:19Wanna bet?
01:06:20Too soon.
01:06:21I know you don't trust me.
01:06:24I mean, he's your best friend,
01:06:26but I think I've really fallen for him,
01:06:29so I have to try.
01:06:31You have one big problem.
01:06:32There's no way that dude is going to prom.
01:06:35Yeah, so I guess that means
01:06:37there's only one person left to ask.
01:06:39And I'm sort of speeding in the socks.
01:06:42We've got our muscles.
01:06:44We're gonna cut that out of him.
01:06:47Screw off, bubble girl.
01:06:50Okay.
01:06:51A little harsh.
01:06:52But I have to ask.
01:06:54Is he okay?
01:06:55I don't know.
01:06:56He's at work.
01:06:57And why do you keep calling me?
01:06:59Aren't you supposed to be at prom?
01:07:00Yeah, like half an hour ago.
01:07:02But I have a really important favor to ask.
01:07:04Tell me why in the hell I should help you.
01:07:06I can't.
01:07:07And I know you two have lost so much more than me,
01:07:11but I've lost a lot recently.
01:07:15I lost my self-respect.
01:07:18I lost my college fund.
01:07:20I lost my friends.
01:07:23But the only thing I truly care about losing
01:07:28is your brother.
01:07:32Tonight's the big night.
01:07:33Turns out this year's dance presentation
01:07:35is now going to be a dance competition.
01:07:37I don't know what that means,
01:07:38but it's the committee's decision,
01:07:40and I support them.
01:07:45Hey.
01:07:48What's in the bag?
01:07:49Formal wear.
01:07:50Or the closest thing I could find to it in your closet.
01:07:53Dude, it's disaster in there.
01:07:55Why are there so many Skittles on the floor?
01:07:57Because I spilled some Skittles.
01:07:59Look, if that's for prom, I don't...
01:08:01Look, I know what you're gonna say, okay?
01:08:03And I get it.
01:08:05Padgett screwed up.
01:08:06What she did was mean and selfish and wrong.
01:08:09Yes, exactly.
01:08:10So why are you here?
01:08:12Because, Cam...
01:08:15I've... I've missed you.
01:08:17But am I here?
01:08:19No, no, I mean, like,
01:08:21I miss the way you used to be, you know,
01:08:23before... before Mom.
01:08:27Look, ever since you've been with Padgett, okay,
01:08:30you've been back, and you've been smiling again,
01:08:33and you've been happy, and I just feel like
01:08:36the first time since we moved here,
01:08:38I don't know why I have my brother back,
01:08:41and don't lose her, Cam.
01:08:43We lost Mom, and there's nothing
01:08:45we could have done about that,
01:08:47but now you have a choice, so just...
01:08:49just don't lose her, okay?
01:09:05There you are. Thank God.
01:09:07We need you to start the dance.
01:09:08Big night, huh?
01:09:09What do you want, Alden?
01:09:10Nothing.
01:09:11I just noticed you didn't bring Cameron, so...
01:09:14He's not coming.
01:09:15Okay. You win the bet.
01:09:17And?
01:09:18When are you gonna become a permanent loser?
01:09:20I'll get it done as soon as I can.
01:09:21Happy?
01:09:22I'll be happier when I get my crown.
01:09:24And, oh, I hope you like the new choreography
01:09:26me and Jordan came up with.
01:09:28Cali High Earthquakes, it's time to report to the stage
01:09:30for your annual dance presentation.
01:09:32Come on, come on. This is it. Let's go.
01:09:33Jordan, it's time.
01:09:34Come on, guys. Come on.
01:09:35If you put your TikToks down, you'll have a chance
01:09:37to see some people dancing in real life.
01:09:39It's gonna be great.
01:09:40Huh.
01:09:41We have some weird-ass traditions at this school.
01:09:43Go!
01:09:44Get on the floor! Do it!
01:09:45Come on, now, get on the floor!
01:09:47Go!
01:09:48I grab my ankle and pull it up
01:09:49And do that thing where I move my butt
01:09:51I got the juice
01:09:52Don't lose it out
01:09:53I say, whoa, there it is
01:09:54Then loosen my toes and then I
01:09:55Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy to the left
01:09:57Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy to the right
01:09:59Gimme, gimme, gimme everything that you got
01:10:01It's hard
01:10:02But you can get it right
01:10:03She got loose elbows and a big ol' neck
01:10:05I like a big-boned girl who can work up a sweat
01:10:07I rock shell toes and a turtleneck
01:10:09She just wanna talk, I said, I ain't text
01:10:11Don't stop me
01:10:12Hit her with a macarena
01:10:13I can ride you around, but in my office space
01:10:15If you watch my face, listen, I'm concentrated
01:10:17And we're constipated when I walk this way
01:10:19I challenge you to a dance-off
01:10:22Hands off
01:10:23No trash talk, no back walk
01:10:26On the blacktop, just move, move
01:10:28That's hard
01:10:30No catcalls, no tactics, no rascals
01:10:33Right now, dance-off
01:10:35Get on the floor!
01:10:37Come on, now get on the floor!
01:10:39Get on the floor!
01:10:41Come on, now get on the floor!
01:10:51I sneak up behind you like a panther
01:10:53Who ordered a private dancer?
01:10:55On the tablecloth, fake a fall
01:10:57Pretend to break my arm, then I'm breaking you off
01:10:59But I squeeze downtown on my baby's mom
01:11:01I wanna dance all night till the break of dawn
01:11:03I wanna sweat, sweat, sweat until your makeup's gone
01:11:05You looking like a champion
01:11:07Hey you, you better
01:11:09Get up out of your chair
01:11:11You ain't trying to work, stuck it up in this club
01:11:13Put your cell phone down, you squint
01:11:15Let me go in this, I can't help it
01:11:17I got bruises on my belt
01:11:19Ladies, better
01:11:21I challenge you to a dance-off
01:11:23Hands off, no trash talk
01:11:25No rap talk
01:11:27On the blacktop, just move
01:11:29That's all
01:11:31No catcalls, no texts
01:11:33The last dance is right now
01:11:35Dance-off
01:11:37Get down on the floor
01:11:39Get down, get down on the floor
01:11:41Get down on the floor
01:11:43Come on and get down on the floor
01:11:57Hi, Scoop, sorry, hi
01:11:59We hired a DJ for this thing
01:12:01I thought he was over here somewhere.
01:12:02Oh, actually, that's... that's me.
01:12:04You're the DJ. Great.
01:12:05Um, where's your stuff?
01:12:07My stuff?
01:12:08Yeah, your equipment.
01:12:09Your, you know, your turntables,
01:12:10your jog wheel, crossfader,
01:12:12your track... track... track or scratch.
01:12:13Dude, I have no idea where any of that stuff is.
01:12:17Are you telling me we paid you $4,500 for your phone?
01:12:20Yeah, kind of.
01:12:22You know that's more than I make in a month?
01:12:24Well, I know that now.
01:12:27Hey, still no sign of Cameron?
01:12:29No, and if he doesn't get here soon,
01:12:31it's gonna be too late.
01:12:32It already is.
01:12:33Principal Bosch is about to announce the court.
01:12:35You sure you still want to do this?
01:12:36Yes.
01:12:37If I win, I need you to live stream on your phone
01:12:39and then go on this app on my phone
01:12:41and press the red button.
01:12:42Uh, I mean, how can I do both?
01:12:44Just give me the phone.
01:12:45Hello, hi.
01:12:47Hey, one, two, three, eyes to me.
01:12:49Come on, bring it in.
01:12:50Bring it in. It's the big moment.
01:12:51I know this is live streaming,
01:12:52but if you put your phones down,
01:12:54it's actually happening right here in front of you.
01:12:57Um, look, I know this means a lot to some of you,
01:13:00so let's get through it so we can be done.
01:13:02All right, your 2021 Cali High Prom King is...
01:13:07Jordan Fendrick!
01:13:09Yeah!
01:13:11Congratulations to Jordan.
01:13:13So humble, isn't he?
01:13:15I just want to slap his face.
01:13:17I'm kidding.
01:13:19I would never slap a student.
01:13:20Not until after they graduate.
01:13:22But he's not gonna graduate, so it's fine.
01:13:24Okay, here you go, big guy.
01:13:26So proud.
01:13:28Enjoy your moment of glory.
01:13:34It's Jordan Fendrick, baby!
01:13:37Whoo!
01:13:41Is that it?
01:13:42Yeah, bro.
01:13:43Of course it is.
01:13:45I just want the microphone.
01:13:47Oh.
01:13:48Okay, all right, yes!
01:13:50Well, that was fun.
01:13:51Moving right along.
01:13:53Your 2021 prom queen.
01:13:55The woman voted to a forcible dance with the guy behind me.
01:13:58No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:13:59Keep it all on.
01:14:00Keep it all on.
01:14:01We have all seen plenty of your nipples.
01:14:04All right, your 2021 prom queen
01:14:06in the closest vote we've had in a very long time.
01:14:10Padgett Sawyer.
01:14:12Whoo!
01:14:22Congratulations.
01:14:23Thank you.
01:14:24Really beautiful.
01:14:29This is me.
01:14:31And this is also me.
01:14:35And this is me, too.
01:14:37Hey.
01:14:38But I'm gonna let you guys in on a little secret.
01:14:42It's all fake.
01:14:44Because the truth is, this is the real me.
01:14:50And so is this.
01:14:54Let's not forget about this one.
01:14:59Yep, that is snot coming out of my nose.
01:15:02But here's the thing.
01:15:04For the last four years,
01:15:06I've been so busy selling myself on social media,
01:15:10that I've never had an image of who I wanted people to think I am.
01:15:12This perfect person.
01:15:14With perfect makeup.
01:15:16Perfect clothes.
01:15:18Perfect grades.
01:15:20The perfect boyfriend.
01:15:22And trust me, nothing could have been further from the truth.
01:15:26I even lied about where I live.
01:15:30We all do it.
01:15:32In our own way.
01:15:34Like someone special once told me.
01:15:40He said,
01:15:42high school's just a bunch of scared people
01:15:46pretending to be something they're not.
01:15:48And that can be true.
01:15:50Especially when we're at our worst.
01:15:52But it doesn't have to be that way.
01:15:56That's the lesson he taught me.
01:16:06I only wish I didn't have to lose him
01:16:09to learn it.
01:16:19Second place is coming through.
01:16:21Make some room.
01:16:23Second place.
01:16:25I'll take it.
01:16:27I mean, if she doesn't want it, then I'll take it.
01:16:29Excuse me, Miss Pierce.
01:16:31You actually came in fourth.
01:16:33No, I demand a recount.
01:16:35There's no need.
01:16:37Please leave the stage.
01:16:39Thank you.
01:16:41Alright, so the runner-up
01:16:43and your 2021 prom queen
01:16:45is a write-in candidate.
01:16:47Her name is Celeste Straczynski.
01:16:49Is there a Celeste Straczynski here?
01:16:59Your hat.
01:17:07Alright, let's do this.
01:17:09Ow!
01:17:11Suck it!
01:17:17DJ, hit it!
01:17:23Hatchet!
01:17:25Alright, I'm gonna take off.
01:17:27Wait, you're a phone.
01:17:29Where are you going?
01:17:31Home.
01:17:33Come on, stay with us.
01:17:36No, I'm done here.
01:17:38But you guys have fun though.
01:17:42Well,
01:17:44I'm still here and
01:17:46why do I know this song?
01:18:06Oh, kiss me
01:18:10Beneath the milky twilight
01:18:12Lead me
01:18:14Out on the moonlit floor
01:18:16Lift your open hand
01:18:18Strike up the band
01:18:20Hey.
01:18:22Cameron, how...
01:18:24I may have had a little help.
01:18:28I mean, I would have rode him all the way here
01:18:30but I think I would have gotten arrested on the 405.
01:18:32I meant what I said.
01:18:34I'm gonna start being honest about who I am.
01:18:36From now on, I swear.
01:18:38Okay.
01:18:40Well, for being honest,
01:18:42there is one thing in your speech that you got wrong.
01:18:44What was it?
01:18:46You never really lost me.
01:18:51Seriously?
01:18:53I'm done with her.
01:18:55Thank you.
01:18:57Now where were we?
01:19:02Yes!
01:19:04Finally!
01:19:06So kiss me
01:19:12Kiss me
01:19:14Out of the bearded barley
01:19:16Nightly
01:19:18Beside the green, green grass
01:19:20Swing, swing
01:19:22Swing your spinning staff
01:19:24You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress
01:19:26Oh
01:19:28Kiss me
01:19:31Oh, kiss me
01:19:33Beneath the milky twilight
01:19:35Lead me
01:19:37Out of the land
01:19:39So I lift you up in the air
01:19:41Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
01:19:43Someone's heartbeat
01:19:47So kiss me
01:19:51So kiss me
01:19:56Kiss me
01:19:58Down by the broken treehouse
01:20:00Swing me
01:20:02Upon its hanging tower
01:20:04Bring, bring
01:20:06Bring your flowered hearts
01:20:08We'll take the trail marked on your father's map
01:20:10Oh
01:20:12Kiss me
01:20:14Beneath the milky twilight
01:20:16Lead me
01:20:18Out on the moonlit floor
01:20:20Lift your open hand
01:20:22Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
01:20:24Silver moon's sparkling
01:20:27So kiss me
01:20:29Good morning, guys!
01:20:31Guess where we are?
01:20:33Portugal!
01:20:35Hard to believe we're already six days into our trip.
01:20:37Say hi, Cameron.
01:20:39I just want to say thank you to all my followers
01:20:41who came back to me, who are so supportive
01:20:43of my new direction here.
01:20:45I hope you guys keep following us this summer
01:20:47because Cameron has promised to help me post photos
01:20:49every day along the way.
01:20:51So stay safe, be yourself,
01:20:53and I'll see you guys soon.
01:20:55On the moonlit floor
01:20:57Lift your open hand
01:20:59Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
01:21:01Silver moon's sparkling
01:21:03Alright, Alden.
01:21:05Never say I'm someone who welches on a bet.
01:21:11So kiss me
01:21:19So kiss me