Beautiful Disaster Part 3
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00:00Yeah, no, I mean, he might have a girlfriend, but I don't know where in the...
00:03Guys! Oh, hang on.
00:05Hey, where the hell have you been?
00:06Out.
00:07Jesus, you reek of alcohol.
00:10I got a cat.
00:12I named him Tabby, he's a stray.
00:15And I would kill for him, and he would kill for me,
00:18unlike some people I know in this house.
00:21That's the neighbor's cat, Rumpelteazer.
00:24No, it isn't, it's Tabby.
00:25I mean, bro, it's got a collar right there.
00:31Shit.
00:32Well...
00:33Hey, bud.
00:36What the hell are you still doing here?
00:40I was up all night, worried about you.
00:43That's rich.
00:44Shouldn't you be worried about your boyfriend or something?
00:47My boyfriend?
00:48Yeah, Mick.
00:50Yeah, that's right.
00:51I saw the text on your computer.
00:54Very nice, very nice.
00:55Staying here while he's texting you.
00:57I love you, I miss you.
01:00What a joke.
01:01Travis, Mick is my dad.
01:05And how often are you going through my text messages?
01:07Can I...
01:09come see you?
01:10Wouldn't make sense if it was your dad.
01:16No way.
01:18That's terrible of me.
01:20Well, I misinterpreted that.
01:23That's great news.
01:24Is it great news?
01:26Travis, you invaded my privacy and then you turned around and ghosted me?
01:31Goodbye.
01:32Abby, wait, wait.
01:32I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:34I was jealous.
01:35I messed up.
01:37No, Travis, you didn't mess up.
01:39If anything, you just showed me who you really are.
01:43Abby, wait.
01:44Can we talk?
01:44Bye.
01:47Hey.
01:56Did anyone ever tell you that you're a very cute sleeper?
02:15Hi, Parker.
02:17Hi.
02:18Is Travis nearby?
02:21Do I need to be worried?
02:22Ugh, no.
02:23It's been a while.
02:25How, uh, how have you been?
02:27Pretty shitty.
02:29Cuspades?
02:31I would love that.
02:34So I spent most of fifth grade with a broken leg that they had to reset twice,
02:39so I got to know the doctors pretty well and realized that that's what I wanted to do with the rest of my life.
02:45What kind of doctor do you want to be?
02:47Pediatric medicine.
02:48Right, yeah, of course, because it's you.
02:50Anyway, that's enough about me.
02:52What do you want to be when you grow up?
02:55I'm still trying to figure it out.
03:03Really good ramen.
03:05Do you want to get out of here?
03:07Yes, yes, yes.
03:09I'm saying yes a lot, but yes.
03:13It is right up here.
03:15We're not going to a show again, are we?
03:17I would not make that mistake again.
03:22Right through here.
03:23Why is it so dark in here?
03:25Surprise!
03:28All right, everybody, get some drinks, get some shots.
03:31Happy birthday, Abby.
03:33Thank you.
03:34Hey, are you surprised?
03:35Yeah.
03:36Touchdown.
03:38And, uh, nice work, doc.
03:39Where you went on this?
03:41Only for the last ten minutes, chef.
03:43We put out an APB for you.
03:44Success, success.
03:46Take some shots.
03:48Told you this would work out.
03:49Did I not?
03:50I said it.
03:51I'm going to grab us a drink, and I will take this one.
03:54Oh, thank you.
03:56Happy birthday, Beth.
03:56Hi.
03:57Thank you.
03:59This is great.
04:00Yeah, yeah.
04:02Who are all these people?
04:03No idea.
04:05Travis got in his head that this is the only way to say sorry,
04:07and then Chef Lee got, like, really excited,
04:09and I'm not going to talk to him off the ledge.
04:13There he is.
04:13I should probably go talk to Travis.
04:16Oh, yeah.
04:17Bye, little bird.
04:22You busy?
04:24Hey, hey.
04:25It's the almost birthday girl.
04:27Surprised?
04:28Yeah, surprised is an understatement.
04:30You even recruited Parker.
04:32Well, he found you.
04:35Should have known that you guys would be hanging out.
04:39Well, I can trust him.
04:41Cool.
04:43Um, well, I'm going to—
04:45Yeah, have fun.
04:46Yeah.
04:49You OK?
04:51No.
04:53I need to get fucked up.
04:56I can make that up.
04:58Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot.
05:02Woo!
05:04Oh, my bird.
05:05All two.
05:06Up.
05:07Shoot, up.
05:08Damn, girl.
05:09All right.
05:12It's that time of night.
05:14Oh!
05:16Slow down.
05:17I'm so sorry.
05:18The line was interminable.
05:19Oh, girl.
05:20I got us furloughed.
05:22Parker, I'm concentrating.
05:23Oh!
05:24Slow down.
05:25Slow down.
05:26Oh, my.
05:27Why are you so nervous?
05:28I've never played this before.
05:29You've played this.
05:30Oh!
05:32I know, if you look at the healthcare system under Obamacare, we are obviously on a collision
05:38course.
05:39I know.
05:40It's bad.
05:41Oh!
05:42Oh, my.
05:43Oh, my.
05:44Oh, my.
05:45Oh, my.
05:46Oh, my.
05:47Oh, my.
05:48Oh, my.
05:49Oh, my.
05:50Oh, my.
05:51Oh, my.
05:52Oh, my.
05:53Oh, my.
05:54Oh, my.
05:55Oh, my.
05:56Oh, my.
05:57Oh, my.
05:58Oh, my.
05:59Oh, my.
06:00Boom chicka boom chicka
06:02Oh no no no no no no
06:04Abby Abby Abby
06:06He's got it
06:08You know someone's so good you fool
06:10Allez allez exprime-moi
06:12Et maintenant on y va en amour
06:14Boom chicka boom chicka
06:16Boom chicka boom chicka
06:18I don't want kids
06:20What do you mean you don't want kids?
06:22I don't want kids
06:24I never knew this
06:26I don't want any kids
06:28I don't want five kids
06:30Five kids?
06:32Don't lose ten ones
06:34Millicent
06:36I'm not a baby factory
06:38And I'm not naming my kid Millicent
06:40That's just the point of life
06:42I hate Millicent
06:44Well I hate you
06:48Are you okay?
06:50No
06:52No it's over
06:54I'm never giving my heart to anyone ever again
06:56No no don't say that
06:58You just need to dance
07:00You just need to dance your troubles away
07:02Do what I do
07:06Oh hi
07:08Babe I'm so sorry
07:10I don't know why I said that out there
07:12I'm so sorry
07:14Do you want to go on makeup sex?
07:16Yes right now
07:18Yeah let's go
07:20Have fun
07:22This has been great
07:24I'm going to get out of here
07:26No
07:28Come on dance with me
07:30I'm not in the mood
07:32Come on Lucina
07:34I'm twerking
07:36The boys like to twerking
07:38No you're not
07:40This is twerking
07:42Come on have fun
07:44You're not fun
07:46Come on Lucina have fun
07:48Come on
07:50Excuse me
07:52Travis the guy you're looking for
07:54No I came here with you
07:58Wow
08:00You actually recoiled
08:02You just caught me off guard
08:04Be honest with yourself and see this thing through with Travis
08:06He's not good for me
08:08You keep telling yourself that
08:16Hello
08:18Okay thank you
08:20Hey
08:22What the fuck are you doing?
08:24You heard of alcohol poisoning?
08:26You hit double digits an hour ago
08:28What are you counting?
08:30Yeah actually you've had enough for tonight
08:32No
08:34Have you had anything to eat today?
08:36Yes soup
08:38Okay well that's going to end badly for you
08:40Stop drinking
08:42No
08:44You're beyond stubborn
08:46Do you know how hard this was to put together?
08:48I did all this for you
08:50I didn't ask you to do any of this
08:52I know that's the point
08:54I did it because I care about you
08:56Well Travis you're too late
08:58Tomorrow the vet's over
09:00And you never have to see me again
09:06Abby wait
09:08Go away
09:10Stand still
09:12You're a mess
09:14Get off
09:16Okay
09:18You know you're such a coward
09:20You're such a coward
09:22No you're not
09:24You just run away from me
09:26Rather than ask me who Mick was
09:28You just run away
09:30And then you just throw me this really big surprise
09:32Birthday party for my birthday
09:34And you think it's all going to be okay
09:36Where I don't even know anybody
09:38And then you just ignore me all night
09:40And you think I'm just going to forgive you
09:42Because you throw me this really big surprise
09:44Birthday party for my birthday
09:46Where I don't know anybody
09:48You said that already
09:50Stop telling me what to do
09:52Okay
09:54First off
09:56I did apologize to you
09:58And I tried to have a conversation with you too
10:00But you ran off to the fucking library
10:02Only to show up later with Parker
10:04And then proceed to get beyond fucked up
10:06So Pidge
10:08You're going to have to walk away from me
10:10Walk away from you
10:22Beautiful
10:24When did I have noodles?
10:30I think I'm done
10:36Oh sorry
10:38Alright
10:40Well I sure hope you're done
10:42I'm not sure if you have anything left in there to throw up
10:46Hey
10:48You want to make out?
10:50Not really
10:52No
10:54I don't
10:56You know the best part about this is Pidge
10:58You're not going to remember any of this
11:00I'm not?
11:02No
11:04So
11:06I'm madly in love with you
11:08I won't remember
11:10But I really mean it
11:16Do you want to go to International House of Pancakes
11:18And get pancakes?
11:20Yeah I want to go
11:22What a great idea
11:24Hey I'm going to get you up
11:26I'm going to stand you up
11:28I got you a clean shirt
11:30Thank you that's very nice
11:32I'm going to eat you
11:34I'm a monster
11:40Thank you
11:42Turn around
11:44I'm decent
11:46Just kidding
11:48I got you
11:50I got you
11:52I'm putting it on
11:54Okay it's on
11:56I got you again
11:58You did
12:00You got me and I really want to look again
12:02But you should put your shirt on
12:04I'm a little prankster tonight
12:06You are very silly I'll say that
12:08Okay you did it I'm so proud of you
12:10I'm going to get you some water
12:12I'll be back
12:14Very sweet
12:26Hey baby
12:28Hi Mick
12:30How are you?
12:32It's my birthday
12:34I was just wondering if you were going to call
12:36I know it's your birthday
12:38I wanted to come see you
12:40But I have no idea where you are
12:42I'm at college
12:44In Sacramento
12:46How's college?
12:48How are you doing?
12:50I'm good
12:52I haven't talked to you
12:54I really miss talking to you
12:56Oh I have to go
12:58I love you dad
13:12What time is it?
13:14Are you done?
13:16In the afternoon?
13:18How am I not hungover?
13:20Well I forced a liter of water down your throat
13:22Along with two ibuprofen
13:24What?
13:26It's just that one night you're drunk
13:28And then the next night I'm drunk
13:32Yeah we're not really in sync are we?
13:34More like a disaster
13:40You know
13:42I was thinking we can kick this birthday off
13:44With some breakfast in bed
13:46I would love a coffee
13:48Coming right up
13:50Thank you
13:54Ugh
14:08Here you go
14:10Thank you
14:12You know I was thinking
14:14Since it's my birthday and our last night together as roommates
14:16That
14:18Maybe we do something special
14:20What do you have in mind?
14:22Let's look in the magic drawer
14:28A foot massage
14:32Anything you want
14:40Too much?
14:42No it's good
14:44It's really good
14:46Okay okay
14:48Maybe lighter
14:50Okay
14:52Yeah
14:54That's good
14:58My calf's kind of hurting
15:00You want me to?
15:02Yes please
15:06Yeah that feels good
15:08Is there anywhere else you want me to massage?
15:14Here
15:20And
15:24Maybe here
15:50I
15:52Let me take your time
15:56No lie
15:58I want to die
16:00I
16:02I
16:04Come here
16:06Get this off
16:08Come here
16:14Can I take this off?
16:16Yeah
16:18Let me try
16:22Ready?
16:24Look at me
16:26One
16:28Two
16:32I got impatient
16:36Are you okay?
16:38Uh huh
16:40Is it in?
16:42Is it in?
16:44I got you
16:46You did
16:50Shut up and just kiss me
16:56Let me take your time
17:00No lie
17:02I want to die
17:04I
17:06I
17:08I
17:10I
17:17Well
17:19You've exhausted me officially
17:21I think I'm going to go to sleep
17:23Goodnight Abby
17:25Goodnight Travis
17:47Abby?
17:49Abby Abernathy
17:51Good morning
17:53Can I help you?
17:55This might sound weird but
17:57I'm going to need you to come with me
17:59Yeah no
18:01That's not going to happen
18:03What if I ask nicely?
18:05Have a nice day
18:07It's about your dad
18:13My dad?
18:15What about him?
18:17He's placing bad bets and owns my boss
18:19They're going to break his legs
18:21If you don't come with me
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