Beautiful Disaster (2023) full movie
Beautiful Disaster is a 2023 American romantic comedy drama film directed and written by Roger Kumble. Based on Jamie McGuire's 2011 novel, the film follows Abby, a college freshman, in hopes to reinvent herself while trying to resist her attraction to bad boy, Travis.
The film was released in theaters on April 12, 2023, and was released digitally on May 2, 2023. A sequel, Beautiful Wedding was released in theaters on January 24, 2024.
The film was released in theaters on April 12, 2023, and was released digitally on May 2, 2023. A sequel, Beautiful Wedding was released in theaters on January 24, 2024.
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00:00:30Flight 1164 from Vegas to Sacramento is now departing.
00:00:34♪ I'll leave this mess behind ♪
00:00:37♪ I'm starting up again tonight ♪
00:00:42♪ Oh, oh, oh, I'm jumping on the runway tonight ♪
00:00:48Dad, sorry I ran off.
00:00:51I need a fresh start.
00:00:56I'm done bailing you out.
00:01:00♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm jumping on the runway tonight ♪
00:01:04Look your opponent in the eyes,
00:01:06even when you're shuffling.
00:01:07♪ Oh, oh, oh, I'm jumping on the runway tonight ♪
00:01:12I'm not gonna play poker anymore.
00:01:15I've always wanted to go to college,
00:01:18and I've just been accepted second semester.
00:01:23I wanna live a normal life,
00:01:25with kids my age.
00:01:27The kid's my age.
00:01:29I'll call you when I'm ready to talk.
00:01:32Abby.
00:01:38Hey, pal!
00:01:41Hi!
00:01:44I missed you.
00:01:45I missed you so much.
00:01:46I can't believe you're finally here.
00:01:48You.
00:01:50Um, I'm sorry.
00:01:51What are you wearing?
00:01:53That's the new me.
00:01:55Are you good?
00:01:56Yeah.
00:01:57Yeah.
00:01:58Do you want to see our dorm?
00:01:59Yes.
00:02:00Because we're roommates?
00:02:01Yeah!
00:02:02Yeah!
00:02:03Welcome!
00:02:04Oh my god, it is so good to see you!
00:02:06I feel like it's been, like, months.
00:02:12Yeah, the neighbors are pretty decent.
00:02:14The guy across the hall, they've sent her on this blueberry ship 24-7.
00:02:17And also plays Nickelback non-stop.
00:02:19Easy.
00:02:20Also, the showers suck.
00:02:21I'm sure the showers don't suck.
00:02:24So you really spruced up the place.
00:02:26Yeah.
00:02:27You know, I just wanted to wait for you to get here.
00:02:31What's his name?
00:02:34Shepley.
00:02:36And he is so hot.
00:02:39Hmm.
00:02:40He doesn't have any face piercings.
00:02:41Yeah, I don't know.
00:02:42Sometimes you just wake up one day and, like, pistachios.
00:02:47He's really excited to meet you, though.
00:02:49And he is taking us out tonight.
00:02:51Oh no, Mayor.
00:02:52I'm so tired.
00:02:53No, I just got here.
00:02:54It was a long bus ride.
00:02:55I just want to stay here and study.
00:02:57It'll be so chilly.
00:02:58Catholic school will let you off for one night.
00:03:00No, I'm not going!
00:03:01Yes, we're going!
00:03:02Take off the chastity belt.
00:03:03No, I don't want to go!
00:03:04I have to study, Mayor!
00:03:05Mayor!
00:03:07So where are we going?
00:03:09Oh, it's a surprise!
00:03:12I think there's a guy in...
00:03:15Never mind.
00:03:16Never mind.
00:03:21Oh, hey.
00:03:22Oh, by the way, we don't talk about the circle.
00:03:24It's a secret.
00:03:25What's a secret?
00:03:26Exactly.
00:03:34Welcome to the Bloodbath!
00:03:40If you're looking for Economics 101,
00:03:43you are in the wrong fucking place.
00:03:45But if you seek the circle, this is Mecca!
00:03:49My name is Adam.
00:03:50I make the rules and I call the fight.
00:03:52Tonight, we have a new challenger.
00:03:55Eastern Star Wrestling Wrestler,
00:03:57Merrick Young!
00:04:03All right, all right.
00:04:05Now our reigning champ needs no introduction.
00:04:08But because he scares the shit out of me,
00:04:09I'm going to give him one.
00:04:10So shake in your boots, boys,
00:04:12and drop your panties, ladies.
00:04:14I give you Travis, Madam Madness!
00:04:21You know, this isn't for me.
00:04:22I'm going to go back to the dorm and study.
00:04:32Mad?
00:04:34Uh-huh.
00:04:45You ready? You ready?
00:04:48Fight!
00:05:14Okay.
00:05:16Oh, shit!
00:05:20Come on, Travis!
00:05:25Money! Show me your money!
00:05:28Um, excuse me.
00:05:29Are you new here?
00:05:31Yeah, I...
00:05:36Get up, Travis! Come on!
00:05:38Get up!
00:05:39Come on, get up!
00:05:40Get up!
00:05:45Merrick!
00:05:56You're one.
00:05:57Come on, Travis!
00:06:15Winner!
00:06:18Travis! Travis!
00:06:20Winner!
00:06:32You okay?
00:06:37Uh-huh.
00:06:38Hey, you standing here,
00:06:39I don't know if that's good for me.
00:06:41I usually don't get distracted like that.
00:06:45Sorry about your sweater, pigeon.
00:06:47No problem.
00:06:48Travis, you owe my cash cow, baby.
00:06:53I can take you anywhere.
00:07:15I'm not your woman.
00:07:18You're not my man.
00:07:22You poured the river.
00:07:25And then you built the dam.
00:07:28So don't play the victim.
00:07:30Cause it was all in your hands.
00:07:33Your hands.
00:07:37It was all in your hands.
00:07:40What's up, pigeon?
00:07:41What's up, pigeon?
00:07:52Wow.
00:08:01Listen, Abby,
00:08:02tuition payments need to be issued
00:08:04through a bank account or a credit card.
00:08:06There is accountability to be considered,
00:08:08not to mention the taxes.
00:08:10I'm in the process of setting one up.
00:08:12Can't your parents help you out?
00:08:15It's complicated.
00:08:17My mom I haven't spoken to in years,
00:08:19and my dad is not the best guy.
00:08:24I'll allow it for this semester,
00:08:26but sort yourself out a bank account
00:08:28because this will not be happening again.
00:08:30Thank you.
00:08:31Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:08:33So I talked to the bursar this morning
00:08:35and she ended up taking the cash.
00:08:36I mean, at least I'm covered for the semester.
00:08:38What happens when the money runs out?
00:08:40I don't know.
00:08:41I'll find a job or I'll get a scholarship.
00:08:43I'll figure something out.
00:08:45I'm coming.
00:08:47Hey, pumpkin.
00:08:48Got you a coffee here.
00:08:50Thank you.
00:08:51That's for you.
00:08:52Thanks.
00:08:53How was last night?
00:08:54Did you have fun?
00:08:55Yeah, it was memorable.
00:08:56So what was the deal with the one guy,
00:08:58the guy that was covered in tattoos?
00:09:00Oh, that's his cousin.
00:09:01He's a zapper.
00:09:02Oh, that guy goes to college?
00:09:05Wow, that is surprising.
00:09:07What's surprising?
00:09:08That you go to college.
00:09:11Why can't I go to college?
00:09:12I didn't say it, bro.
00:09:13She said it.
00:09:14What?
00:09:15No, I didn't say that.
00:09:16Sorry, have we met?
00:09:17Oh, you don't remember Travis?
00:09:18You ruined her sweater.
00:09:19I ruin a lot of sweaters.
00:09:21I'm pretty sure they retired,
00:09:22bad devil entendre.
00:09:23Pigeon.
00:09:24Abby.
00:09:25My name is Abby.
00:09:27Travis.
00:09:28Travis Maddox.
00:09:30Does that move really work?
00:09:32No, not a single time.
00:09:34But it is sincere.
00:09:36You're not my type.
00:09:37I'm everybody's type.
00:09:40See, I got you.
00:09:41I got a smile out of you.
00:09:42No, no, that was not a smile.
00:09:44That was actually a condescending chuckle.
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:49Hey, I'm gonna come over right now.
00:09:52See you later, pigeon.
00:09:53Abby, my name is Abby.
00:09:55Well, it's pigeon now.
00:09:56Can you believe that guy?
00:09:59And that is what brings us to the discovery of game theory.
00:10:03Now, game theory is a term that was pioneered in the 1950s
00:10:08by mathematician John Nash.
00:10:10The term game is defined as any interaction
00:10:13where each person's payoff is affected
00:10:16by the decisions made by others.
00:10:20Wow.
00:10:29He's so hot.
00:10:33That one's my favorite.
00:10:36It's too late to close it now.
00:10:39Has anyone ever told you that it's not very polite to...
00:10:41Young lady.
00:10:44What is your name?
00:10:45Abby.
00:10:46Ms. Abby.
00:10:48Would you care to educate us as to why Nash's equilibrium
00:10:51is irrelevant to game theory?
00:10:53Irrelevant?
00:10:54I can't.
00:10:55Well, then perhaps you should focus a little more on...
00:10:58Well, but that's because it is relevant.
00:11:00If equilibrium is achieved,
00:11:01that means that both players can't increase payoff
00:11:04by changing decisions unilaterally.
00:11:06It can also be known as no regrets
00:11:08in the sense that once a player does make a decision,
00:11:10they'll have no regrets thinking about the consequences.
00:11:14Have you been reading ahead?
00:11:16A bit.
00:11:19As I was saying...
00:11:20Wow, pigeon, that was so hot.
00:11:22You got brains.
00:11:23Why are you here?
00:11:25Why are you sending me mixed signals?
00:11:26There's nothing mixed about my signals.
00:11:28I just caught you insta-stalking me.
00:11:30I was not insta-stalking.
00:11:32Look, I'm going to save you a lot of wasted time.
00:11:35You can stop the antics, okay?
00:11:37I'm not sleeping with you.
00:11:38I'm not trying to sleep with you or bag you.
00:11:40I'm just trying to take you to dinner.
00:11:42Bag me?
00:11:43What am I, groceries?
00:11:45Have you not read a newspaper in the last four years?
00:11:47Men don't talk like that anymore.
00:11:49Which men?
00:11:51The evolved men of planet Earth.
00:11:54The ones who are actually in touch with their feelings.
00:11:59I don't like you.
00:12:03Leave me alone.
00:12:07You're not going to let this go, are you?
00:12:09I'll pick you up at eight.
00:12:12But wait, you don't have my number.
00:12:29You dressed up for me?
00:12:30No, I didn't have to because this is not a date.
00:12:34Well, I hope you're hungry.
00:12:37No, no, no.
00:12:38I don't need this because I'm not getting on that thing.
00:12:40Yeah, you are.
00:12:42Do you know the statistics of motorcycles and accidents?
00:12:45No, I'm not getting on that thing.
00:12:47Yeah, you are.
00:12:52I can do this all night.
00:12:53All night?
00:12:58Fine.
00:13:00Thanks.
00:13:01Yep.
00:13:04You're really not going to let me buy you dinner?
00:13:06No, this isn't a date.
00:13:08Yes, I'm aware.
00:13:09You've said that twice now.
00:13:11Oh, you noticed.
00:13:12Mm-hmm.
00:13:13That and your outfit, which screams, I detest Travis.
00:13:17I don't detest you.
00:13:18I just don't like being a foregone conclusion
00:13:20for one of the many, many, many notches on your bedpost.
00:13:24Ooh, you're smart.
00:13:25I like that.
00:13:26Something you're probably not used to in a woman.
00:13:29Oh, I'm striking out.
00:13:31I surrender.
00:13:32We can at least be friends.
00:13:34Friends, but with no benefits.
00:13:36If we're not sleeping together,
00:13:38I won't even think about the benefits
00:13:40unless you want me to.
00:13:41No, that can't happen so that we can stay friends.
00:13:46Friends.
00:13:47Friends.
00:13:50I've been coming to this place for years.
00:13:52My family home's only three miles that way.
00:13:54Aw, you couldn't move farther away from your mommy.
00:13:58No, that's not it.
00:14:00Her grilled cheese was just that good.
00:14:03Well, she's dead.
00:14:05Shut up.
00:14:09Are you serious?
00:14:12I'm such an asshole.
00:14:14I'm so sorry.
00:14:15It's okay.
00:14:16I feel horrible.
00:14:17It's okay, I was only three.
00:14:18Okay, I'm not that sorry.
00:14:19Get your hand off me.
00:14:22How's your dad?
00:14:24He's still alive.
00:14:25See, you can make fun of him.
00:14:27He's a good man.
00:14:28He raised five boys all on his own.
00:14:30Five Maddox brothers?
00:14:31Yeah.
00:14:32Thomas, Taylor, Tyler, Trent, and Travis.
00:14:35If you want to get good at fighting,
00:14:36having four older brothers beat your ass daily
00:14:38is a good place to start.
00:14:40But why do it?
00:14:42College ain't cheap.
00:14:43Fighting's a good way to make money.
00:14:45Just seems unnecessarily risky.
00:14:48Why?
00:14:49You worried about me?
00:14:50Not even in the slightest.
00:14:53What's your story?
00:14:55Just your average girl from your ordinary town.
00:14:59Mom and dad?
00:15:00One of each.
00:15:02Wow, you're a wealth of information.
00:15:04Well, I can't give away all the goods on one night.
00:15:06Most do.
00:15:07And I actually enjoy it.
00:15:10Are you seriously leaving?
00:15:11Dinner's over.
00:15:13We just got started.
00:15:15Good night, Travis.
00:15:18Good night.
00:15:27Hey, Purple's a winner.
00:15:28Need a little help?
00:15:29Yeah.
00:15:32Oh!
00:15:33Oh, no!
00:15:34Oh, my God.
00:15:35Oh, my God.
00:15:36Oh, my God.
00:15:37Oh, my God.
00:15:38He's...
00:15:39He's fine.
00:15:40Oh, God.
00:15:41Okay, it's okay.
00:15:42He's okay.
00:15:43I'm fine.
00:15:44Are you okay?
00:15:45No, I'm fine.
00:15:46Okay.
00:15:47I'm sorry.
00:15:48Oh, God.
00:15:49Oh!
00:15:50You're so cute, and you're crying.
00:15:51I'm not...
00:15:52I'm not crying.
00:15:53It's the wind.
00:15:55How long have you been captain of the Frisbee Club?
00:15:57Oh, no, no, no.
00:15:58I'm not captain of the Frisbee Club.
00:15:59It was a joke.
00:16:00It was a joke.
00:16:01I'm Parker.
00:16:02Oh, hi.
00:16:03Hi, I'm Abby.
00:16:04I'm gonna go.
00:16:05I'm gonna wobble.
00:16:07You should put some ice on your balls.
00:16:09You should put some ice on my balls.
00:16:11Okay.
00:16:12Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go.
00:16:15It was really nice to meet you, Parker.
00:16:17Oh!
00:16:18Oh!
00:16:19Thanks, ma'am.
00:16:20Fuck you.
00:16:21Be careful.
00:16:32Ow.
00:16:34Ow.
00:16:35Could someone turn the water back on?
00:16:38So the RA said we're gonna be without water
00:16:40for the next 24 hours,
00:16:42so it's just for the night.
00:16:43Are you sure Sharply's cool with this?
00:16:45Hey, Abby's staying over.
00:16:47Just stay out of Travis' room, all right?
00:16:49What?
00:16:50You didn't tell me that Travis lives here.
00:16:52No, I remember I told someone.
00:16:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Abby, Abby.
00:16:55No, I'm leaving.
00:16:56No, I promise we'll never see him.
00:16:58He's never even here.
00:16:59You won't see him, I promise.
00:17:00You have to stay.
00:17:01It'll be so fun.
00:17:02Hey, tell her that Travis will be okay.
00:17:03Oh, he won't care.
00:17:04He likes you.
00:17:05He doesn't know me.
00:17:06He likes you.
00:17:07We're gonna have sleepover.
00:17:08So much fun.
00:17:09We'll make s'mores.
00:17:10Hey, let's go.
00:17:11Bye.
00:17:12Bye.
00:17:17Abby, babe, it's Dad.
00:17:21Where'd you go?
00:17:23Could you return the call?
00:17:26Or at least text me back?
00:17:28Excuse moi.
00:17:34Tu peux donner cette note à Travis, s'il te plaît?
00:17:54Sure.
00:17:57♪♪
00:18:07♪♪
00:18:11Aah! Jesus!
00:18:13Enjoy the show.
00:18:14You scared the crap out of me.
00:18:15You know, that's not a very attractive idiom
00:18:17once you stop and think about it.
00:18:19Because in your sexist universe,
00:18:21women don't actually defecate?
00:18:22Wow, that's a perfect word for someone like you.
00:18:25Did you know that the saying used to be,
00:18:26bejesus out of me?
00:18:28Your friend gave this to me to give to you.
00:18:33What?
00:18:34The woman that you just had sex with
00:18:36gives you her number and you just throw it away?
00:18:38That's not her leaving her number.
00:18:40That's her marking her territory.
00:18:42Well, then maybe you shouldn't have sex with her.
00:18:44I don't remember promising her a thing.
00:18:45Wow. You embody everything that is wrong with your gender.
00:18:49She's an adult. I'm an adult.
00:18:51It was consensual.
00:18:52Look at this.
00:18:54Consent date.
00:18:55Never be too careful nowadays.
00:18:57How many women do you have contracts with?
00:18:59No idea. I'm a quality guy over quantity.
00:19:01Ugh. I'm gonna throw up.
00:19:04Well, my bedroom is down the hall,
00:19:06and the bed is all yours for when you want to crash.
00:19:08I'm not gonna sleep in your bed.
00:19:09Why? No one but me sleeps in my bed.
00:19:12My bed is sacred ground.
00:19:13Well, then why would I be allowed in your bed?
00:19:15Are you planning on having sex with me in bed?
00:19:17No.
00:19:19Then it's settled.
00:19:25Wow. Make yourself at home.
00:19:27Sorry. I just have a big 10 a.m. biotest to cram for,
00:19:30but I can move back to the kitchen.
00:19:31Nah, you're fine. Stay where you're at.
00:19:33Don't be silly.
00:19:34Thank you.
00:19:35Do you want me to make you some tea or something?
00:19:37No, but, um, my highlighter just died.
00:19:39Can I borrow one?
00:19:40Oh, yeah. Check the top drawer.
00:19:44Wait, um...
00:19:45No.
00:19:47Wow. That's a lot.
00:19:49It's practicing safe sex with crime.
00:19:51What's this?
00:19:52It's not a highlighter, I'll tell you that.
00:19:59Um...
00:20:00Is this a yo-yo?
00:20:01No, definitely not.
00:20:03It's awkward. I'm gonna go shower.
00:20:21♪
00:20:51Don't
00:20:56Don't don't
00:21:21Okay...
00:21:29Bad kitty.
00:21:31Mouse.
00:21:33Mouse.
00:21:37Abby.
00:21:41You're cute.
00:21:43Watch.
00:21:47It's not what you think it is.
00:21:51Wait, what are you doing?
00:21:53AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
00:22:00Abby? Abby?
00:22:01What the heck?
00:22:02What is wrong with you?!
00:22:03I didn't do anything, you touched me!
00:22:05Oh, says the man with the raging horn-on.
00:22:07You should be locked up!
00:22:08You're the sleepy cock-toucher, I didn't put your hand there.
00:22:12And if you bothered to read a biology textbook,
00:22:14you'd find out that it's called parasympathetic nerve response,
00:22:16and you'd know that if you knew anything about biology or men.
00:22:19Oh, shit! Bio, what time is it?
00:22:219.42.
00:22:22Oh, my God.
00:22:23What are you wearing?
00:22:25We were playing.
00:22:26Playing.
00:22:28Let me give you a ride.
00:22:29No. This is just a madhouse.
00:22:32A nurse?
00:22:33No, no, I'm...
00:22:34Sorry.
00:22:35I'm so sorry.
00:22:36I'm so sorry.
00:22:37I'm so sorry.
00:22:38I'm so sorry.
00:22:39Oh, my God!
00:22:40I'm so sorry.
00:22:41I'm so sorry.
00:22:42I'm so sorry.
00:22:43I'm so sorry.
00:22:44I'm so sorry.
00:22:45I'm so sorry.
00:22:46I'm so sorry.
00:22:47I'm so sorry.
00:22:49I slipped, but I still aced my bio test.
00:22:55Well, I'm glad you're not drawing attention
00:22:57to yourself.
00:22:58Hilarious.
00:22:59Yeah, after into class, I want a full play-by-play
00:23:02of what happened last night.
00:23:03Nothing happened last night!
00:23:04Yeah.
00:23:05I do not like him.
00:23:06And that's why we're giving him a good morning handy.
00:23:07Mm-hmm.
00:23:11Is Nick still bothering you?
00:23:13Yeah.
00:23:14But you gotta cut him out of your life.
00:23:15He is out of my life.
00:23:16He is not out of your life because he is still texting you.
00:23:19Look, I gotta go to class.
00:23:20What?
00:23:25Hey, Parker, we meet again.
00:23:28Abby, are you okay?
00:23:30Yeah, yeah, it's a long story.
00:23:33Hey, how are your balls?
00:23:36Not good.
00:23:37Oh my God.
00:23:38That's okay, and I think they said
00:23:39I had a 20% chance of a normal sex life.
00:23:45Are you messing with me?
00:23:46Not funny?
00:23:47No, it was hilarious.
00:23:50Well, okay, bye.
00:23:52Do you have dinner plans tonight?
00:23:54Me?
00:23:55Yes.
00:23:57No, I do not have dinner plans.
00:23:59I know a great Italian spot.
00:24:05Is that it?
00:24:06No, that is a yes.
00:24:06Yes, I would love that very much.
00:24:08Pick me up at seven.
00:24:09I live at Tucker Dormitory.
00:24:11Sure, I'll pick you up then.
00:24:12Okay, bye.
00:24:17I see him.
00:24:22Oh, Parker, really?
00:24:26Thank you, thank you, Parker.
00:24:29Oh, no way, Travis Maddox.
00:24:31You can keep knocking,
00:24:32but I am not gonna answer that door.
00:24:35No way.
00:24:38I'll see you soon, Parker.
00:24:41Thanks again, sorry.
00:24:42Anytime, doctor.
00:24:44Dr. Hayes.
00:24:45He's jumping the gun, you know?
00:24:47I just started med school.
00:24:49Wow, fancy, fancy.
00:24:51Yeah.
00:24:54Oh, wow.
00:24:56Are you on call?
00:24:58No, I just got a heads up about a show tonight.
00:25:01Oh, oh, I can get my own ride home.
00:25:03No, no, no, we should both go.
00:25:05Unless you've got work or you're sick of seeing me.
00:25:08No, no, I would love to go.
00:25:10This is gonna be fun.
00:25:13You know, I've always wanted to see Titus Andronicus.
00:25:16It's considered to be Shakespeare's best pilot play.
00:25:20You don't mind my words?
00:25:21No, I was something of a tomboy growing up.
00:25:24Well, then you're in for a treat.
00:25:26Oh, I guess it's starting.
00:25:29So, what's up?
00:25:30He's a state champ.
00:25:30He's gonna come out swinging.
00:25:32He's not gonna be wasting any sort of time.
00:25:33Okay, what are you doing?
00:25:36Abby hasn't texted me back today.
00:25:38Hold on, would you forget about Abby?
00:25:40Have you seen this guy?
00:25:41He's got a white robe and a belt that's huge, okay?
00:25:45I mean, you're acting like the kissing booth over here.
00:25:47You need to focus.
00:25:50I am focused.
00:25:55That's the Travis we need, come on.
00:25:57I just don't know why she hasn't texted me back.
00:26:00I'm gonna go outside,
00:26:01see if I can get a better cell reception.
00:26:03We're good.
00:26:08Oh, wow, a modern interpretation.
00:26:09I love Shakespeare.
00:26:12Oh!
00:26:15All right, all right, all right, next up,
00:26:17we have the main event,
00:26:19Brady Hoffman versus Travis Mangomaniac!
00:26:26This is gonna be great.
00:26:27Travis is a real animal.
00:26:33You okay?
00:26:34Yeah.
00:26:36Yeah, it's just a little hot in here.
00:26:38I'm gonna go find a bathroom.
00:26:40What the fuck, Abby?
00:26:43You don't respond to any of my texts,
00:26:45and now you're here dressed like that
00:26:47with your titties hanging out.
00:26:48You're not hanging out.
00:26:50This is a tasteful amount of cleavage.
00:26:52Yeah, well, they're distracting me.
00:26:53Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot.
00:26:54It's all about you, you egomaniac.
00:26:57I must break you.
00:27:00Go for it.
00:27:02That's who you're fighting?
00:27:04Yes.
00:27:04That guy could kill you.
00:27:06Is this your weird little way of admitting you like me?
00:27:09No, I don't like you, but I do worry about you.
00:27:11I worry about the planet.
00:27:13They're two very different things.
00:27:14Okay, well, if it puts your mind at ease,
00:27:17he's not even gonna hit me.
00:27:18Hilarious.
00:27:19Are you doubting me?
00:27:20Yeah.
00:27:22Care to make it interesting?
00:27:23Make it interesting?
00:27:24Like a bet?
00:27:25Yeah.
00:27:26I don't bet.
00:27:28Come on, Travis, they need you.
00:27:29Yeah, just a minute.
00:27:31How's this?
00:27:32If he manages to lay a hand on me,
00:27:35I'll go without sex for a week.
00:27:37Ooh.
00:27:38A month.
00:27:40Three months.
00:27:41Three months?
00:27:42That's impossible for someone like you.
00:27:44Okay, and if I win,
00:27:46you have to stay with me for a month.
00:27:49You're on.
00:27:50But get it through your head,
00:27:53I am never having sex with you.
00:27:57I don't wanna have sex with you, Pidge.
00:28:00I wanna be around you.
00:28:02You're good for me.
00:28:03You're handsome.
00:28:04You're good.
00:28:13You are handsome as hell.
00:28:15No wonder you're the champ.
00:28:17Champ of my heart.
00:28:20Come on, hit him!
00:28:21You ever hike Brokeback Mountain?
00:28:24Do you wanna?
00:28:26I'll get you, you know.
00:28:28I'll get you.
00:28:29I'll get you.
00:28:30I'll get you.
00:28:31I'll get you.
00:28:32I'll get you, you know.
00:28:34How you gonna kill me, big boy?
00:28:39Giddy up.
00:28:42Get out of there.
00:28:46I'm the champ!
00:28:47I'm the champion!
00:28:48I'm trying to get you!
00:28:53What are you doing, Chucky?
00:28:56Hit him!
00:29:00Just once!
00:29:02Hit him!
00:29:07Baby fell down.
00:29:08Get back in your crib, little baby.
00:29:18That one had to hurt.
00:29:19So, I'm saving the upper left sock for a free...
00:29:22Fight me, Pidge!
00:29:25Cover those up.
00:29:26Pidge!
00:29:27Excuse me.
00:29:33Just once!
00:29:34Hit him!
00:29:39I'm gonna kill you!
00:29:58Ladies and gentlemen,
00:30:00Ladies and gentlemen,
00:30:02Bruce Manning!
00:30:07Pack your bags, Pidgeon.
00:30:09You're coming home with me.
00:30:14How did this happen?
00:30:22Hey.
00:30:23I got you a water.
00:30:27What's going on?
00:30:31I just need to process this.
00:30:34I know.
00:30:35We go out for a great dinner,
00:30:37get on really well,
00:30:39I take you to a show,
00:30:41leave you for five minutes,
00:30:43and during that time,
00:30:45you've decided to move in with Travis Maddox.
00:30:48I lost a bet.
00:30:50Right.
00:30:51We're just friends.
00:30:52I mean, we're not even friends.
00:30:53We're nothing.
00:30:55I had a really nice time with you tonight,
00:30:57and I would love to do it again.
00:31:01Do you think I can...
00:31:03I can get a goodnight kiss?
00:31:10God!
00:31:11Travis!
00:31:12Time to go.
00:31:13Yeah, you need to leave the car.
00:31:15He is not going to do anything.
00:31:18Okay.
00:31:19See?
00:31:20No, he's gonna hurt me.
00:31:21He's not gonna hurt you.
00:31:22No, he's gonna hurt me.
00:31:23Open the door.
00:31:24Get out the car.
00:31:25Please get out the car.
00:31:26You are strong.
00:31:27It's okay.
00:31:28No, he's a maniac.
00:31:29He is gonna hurt me.
00:31:30Leave the car.
00:31:31He's not going to hurt you.
00:31:32Leave the car now.
00:31:33Oh, my God.
00:31:34Get out the fucking car.
00:31:36The fucking car!
00:31:38Leave the car.
00:31:39Go.
00:31:40Go, leave the car.
00:31:41Okay, okay.
00:31:42Go, please.
00:31:43Go, now.
00:31:44Okay.
00:31:45Okay.
00:31:46Okay.
00:31:48Go!
00:31:49Jesus.
00:31:50Yeah, yeah.
00:31:53I cannot believe this is happening.
00:31:55Well, for the record,
00:31:56I didn't think you'd really settle up.
00:31:57Well, I made a bet.
00:31:58I lost.
00:31:59You're only as good as your word.
00:32:00I made it through one night
00:32:01without any fun in business.
00:32:02I think I can make it through 30 more.
00:32:07What?
00:32:09Well, you did give me a...
00:32:10I did not give you a handy.
00:32:12I have no interest in touching your dick ever again.
00:32:16Okay? Got it?
00:32:17Okay, okay.
00:32:18You're getting a little aggro.
00:32:20Oh, what?
00:32:21Do women with emotions make you scared?
00:32:23You wait till I'm on my period, okay?
00:32:25I might stab you.
00:32:26Sorry, I thought this would be a fun idea.
00:32:28Well, it wasn't.
00:32:29How about we just go to sleep?
00:32:31Yeah, you think?
00:32:33Give me this.
00:32:34I want that.
00:32:36Don't touch me.
00:32:37Don't cross this line, okay?
00:32:39Wall of China.
00:32:49I never thought I'd miss you
00:32:52half as much...
00:32:53There's no sleep in here.
00:32:54...as I do.
00:32:55You guys are filthy.
00:32:56Abby, come on.
00:32:57Get out of the way.
00:32:58Get out of the way.
00:32:59Come on, get out of the way.
00:33:01It's a close game right now.
00:33:02Abby, get out of the way.
00:33:03Hey!
00:33:04Get over here.
00:33:05Get over here.
00:33:06No, no, no, no, no.
00:33:07About you
00:33:15As soon as I wake up
00:33:17Any night, any day
00:33:21I know that it's you
00:33:23I know that it's you I need
00:33:25To take the blues away
00:33:29It must be love, love, love
00:33:34It must be love, love, love
00:33:38Nothing more, nothing less
00:33:41Love is the best
00:33:45How can it be that we can
00:33:48Say so much without words
00:33:52I'm trying to get up
00:33:54I'm trying to get up
00:33:59Bless you and bless me, baby
00:34:01I'm trying, I'm trying.
00:34:03Okay, you're done.
00:34:04Go, or you're gonna quit.
00:34:05No, I'm sorry.
00:34:06Go on now.
00:34:07I'm trying.
00:34:08Go on.
00:34:09Yeah.
00:34:10One, two...
00:34:11You know, this is really easy.
00:34:13I've gotta be near you
00:34:14You made this so hard.
00:34:15Don't.
00:34:16No, I can do it.
00:34:18I don't know.
00:34:19Taking me home to meet the family.
00:34:20Get over yourself.
00:34:21It's just Sunday dinner.
00:34:22What have you been doing the past hour?
00:34:24Trying to find a picture.
00:34:25What are you saying?
00:34:27You're the wrong way around.
00:34:28How is that possible?
00:34:29That's how I lost my family.
00:34:30Oh, you're fucking worthless.
00:34:32Just hand me a 7-16.
00:34:33Hey, I'm not your bitch,
00:34:35and you're a pretty little bitch.
00:34:36Call me a bitch again, huh?
00:34:37Bitch, bitch, bitch.
00:34:38Hey, dipshits.
00:34:40We got company.
00:34:41Oh, oh, oh, oh, my.
00:34:43Baby bro's bringing home a girl.
00:34:45Guys, this is Abby.
00:34:46Abby, these are the Moron Twins,
00:34:48Tyler and Taylor.
00:34:49Hi.
00:34:50Fraternal, obviously.
00:34:52And we're not Morons.
00:34:53Travis is the Moron.
00:34:55Can you guys not act like assholes just yet?
00:34:57Oh, brother's mouthing off in front of his woman.
00:35:00You're a big guy, aren't you?
00:35:01Yeah, you're the big man on campus, right?
00:35:03That doesn't make any sense.
00:35:04Well, this makes sense.
00:35:06Taylor!
00:35:08Cobra Kai!
00:35:11So immature.
00:35:13Oh, you're Abigail, right?
00:35:15Mm-hmm.
00:35:16I'm Trent,
00:35:17the most attractive Maddox brother.
00:35:20Has anyone ever told you you have the most...
00:35:22No!
00:35:24Ladies!
00:35:25Not in front of my bike.
00:35:27Take it in the ring.
00:35:28Yes, sir.
00:35:29Put my tools back where you found them.
00:35:31Yes, sir.
00:35:33Hi.
00:35:34I'm Jim.
00:35:36I'm Abby.
00:35:37Nice to meet you.
00:35:38You too.
00:35:39Come on inside.
00:35:43So, uh, Abby.
00:35:47Have you ever experienced the deliciousness
00:35:49of fried chicken from Kentucky?
00:35:51Moron, not every chicken is from Kentucky.
00:35:53Yeah, it is.
00:35:54That's why they call it Kentucky fried chicken.
00:35:56What's going on here?
00:35:57Are you serious?
00:35:58What's up, boys?
00:35:59How we doing?
00:36:00Hey, boys, what's up?
00:36:01Hey, you made it.
00:36:02What's going on?
00:36:03Hey, what's up?
00:36:04Sorry, I work ran late.
00:36:05You must be, um, Abby?
00:36:06Yeah, and you're Thomas, right?
00:36:07You're the oldest.
00:36:08I see.
00:36:09Travis warned you about us, huh?
00:36:10Yeah, riveting conversation.
00:36:11Let's dig in.
00:36:12Oh, yeah.
00:36:13Great.
00:36:16Travis.
00:36:21Oh, Heavenly Father, thank you for the food,
00:36:24for we remember the hungry.
00:36:26Please look after our dear mother, Diane.
00:36:28May she rest in peace.
00:36:29Amen.
00:36:30Give me.
00:36:31Can we eat?
00:36:32Is this all drumsticks?
00:36:33Yeah, there's a dress.
00:36:34I want breasts.
00:36:35I want breasts.
00:36:36Guys, guys, there's a lady present.
00:36:37Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
00:36:38Oh, wow.
00:36:39They're being nice today.
00:36:40Those are some good pieces.
00:36:41Really sweet.
00:36:42Thank you, guys.
00:36:43Uh, I don't want to rain on Travis's parade,
00:36:45but my shift starts at 10,
00:36:46so let's get down to business.
00:36:48Hey.
00:36:49I'm just saying, if you want to play, let's play.
00:36:51I'm going to have to whoop your butt fast.
00:36:53Yeah, yeah.
00:36:54Oh, yeah, I can carry some stuff.
00:36:56Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
00:37:05All right, the name of the game is Texas Hold'em, Abby.
00:37:07You in?
00:37:08Oh, that's not for me.
00:37:10Drinks?
00:37:11Yes.
00:37:12Yeah.
00:37:13Beer for me, baby.
00:37:14Uh, and there's chips up there, and there's dip,
00:37:16and there's, like, you know, just whatever you can carry.
00:37:18Okay.
00:37:19Deal, deal, deal, deal, deal, deal, deal.
00:37:21Let's go.
00:37:22Let me get some chips.
00:37:23Got nothing.
00:37:24Right.
00:37:25Eat shit.
00:37:26Oh.
00:37:28Straight on the river, and he does it again, boy.
00:37:30Yes.
00:37:31You're kidding me, dude.
00:37:32You're kidding me?
00:37:33And Abby, we've been watching a while.
00:37:34You want to join?
00:37:35Oh, I'm okay.
00:37:36Don't worry.
00:37:37We, uh, take it easy on the ladies over here.
00:37:39You can play go fish if you like.
00:37:41You know, I actually don't think it's a question
00:37:43of you guys going easy on me.
00:37:44I actually think it's a question of me going easy on you guys.
00:37:47Oh.
00:37:49Okay.
00:37:50You're being serious.
00:37:51Mm-hmm.
00:37:52Okay.
00:37:54Abby, you might not want to do that.
00:37:56Taylor may look like an idiot,
00:37:58but he happens to be one of the best poker players in town.
00:38:00Oh.
00:38:01In town?
00:38:02In the county.
00:38:04Oh, wow, in the county.
00:38:06He's even played on TV.
00:38:08Oh, on TV.
00:38:10That's pretty impressive.
00:38:11I don't know.
00:38:12Mm.
00:38:18Let's go.
00:38:19Okay.
00:38:28Fold.
00:38:29Beginner's luck.
00:38:31This is no beginner's luck.
00:38:33Well, I never said I was a beginner.
00:38:36Call.
00:38:38Flush.
00:38:42Pair of aces.
00:38:43Yes!
00:38:44Yes!
00:38:47Aces and eights, boys.
00:38:49Don't doubt me!
00:38:51That's a full house.
00:38:53Yes, it is.
00:38:54You just got hustled, bro.
00:38:56Well, no, it's only hustling if I keep your money.
00:38:59Oh.
00:39:00Oh, no, no, no.
00:39:01Sweetheart, that money's yours.
00:39:04You won it fair and square.
00:39:06Jeez.
00:39:07Where did you learn to play?
00:39:09Home.
00:39:11Home?
00:39:13Where was that?
00:39:15Vegas.
00:39:17My dad taught me.
00:39:19Used to be a high-stakes poker player named Abernathy.
00:39:24I remember hearing stories about him in Vegas.
00:39:26What happened?
00:39:28Oh, he had this daughter.
00:39:30Went with him everywhere.
00:39:32I think the mom walked out on him,
00:39:34so he was raising her on his own.
00:39:37Well, she was way too young to play legally,
00:39:39but, man, she was a poker prodigy.
00:39:43As she got better, he got worse.
00:39:46So she was left bailing him out, even as a kid.
00:39:53I remember this.
00:39:54They called her Lucky Charms.
00:39:56Lucky 13.
00:39:58Abby, you must have heard of her, right?
00:40:00She must be about your age.
00:40:03After all,
00:40:05this is you in the article, isn't it?
00:40:15You're Lucky 13.
00:40:17We just got hustled by Lucky 13?
00:40:20No fucking way.
00:40:22Guys, I'm sorry.
00:40:23I wasn't trying to hustle you guys or anything, I swear.
00:40:25I'm...
00:40:26Lucky 13's in this house?
00:40:28Yeah.
00:40:29Lucky 13 in the house?
00:40:32Lucky 13 in the house?
00:40:34Guys, guys, hey.
00:40:36You're acting like a bunch of fangirls.
00:40:38Get out of my way.
00:40:39She beat me.
00:40:40You're a fangirl.
00:40:41You're breaking my head off.
00:40:42Get your ugly-ass face out of the way.
00:40:49I thought I'd be near you
00:40:51Every night, every day
00:40:55I thought I'd be happy, baby
00:40:58Any other way
00:41:00How could he do that to Tessa?
00:41:02It must be love, love, love
00:41:04Why are you so happy?
00:41:05I don't know. I'm a happy fighter.
00:41:07No, no, no.
00:41:08If you were actually happy in the ring,
00:41:09it would be so easy to just slap that girl.
00:41:11You would disown people.
00:41:12Jab, cross.
00:41:13This time, with actual meaning to it.
00:41:14Okay, okay.
00:41:15I get it. I'll be angry.
00:41:16Well, can you go?
00:41:17Yeah, I'm angry. Okay.
00:41:18Go now. Go now.
00:41:19Jab, cross. Jab, cross.
00:41:20Go.
00:41:22It must be love, love, love
00:41:26Nothing more, nothing less
00:41:29Love is the best
00:41:32I've never dated anyone like him,
00:41:34but when I'm with him,
00:41:36I just sometimes feel like
00:41:38he could be my forever person.
00:41:40I don't know.
00:41:41He just, like, makes me laugh
00:41:42in this way that, like,
00:41:43I don't know, like,
00:41:44Travis makes you laugh.
00:41:47I don't know what you're talking about.
00:41:49That is bullshit.
00:41:51I don't know.
00:41:52Bitch, you know.
00:41:53Okay, yeah, look, I will admit,
00:41:54his physique is appealing.
00:41:56Wait, his physique is appealing?
00:41:58Yes, his physique is appealing.
00:42:00But I've learned not to court excitement
00:42:02for the sake of excitement.
00:42:03I mean, truthfully,
00:42:04he seems a little crazy.
00:42:05And we both know that the last thing I need
00:42:08is more crazy.
00:42:09Absolutely.
00:42:10Even when you're not with me
00:42:13I get by knowing I will see you soon
00:42:19Mmm.
00:42:22Mmm.
00:42:32I...
00:42:37I believe that's my side of the bed.
00:42:39I'm moving.
00:42:42Did you finish the homework?
00:42:44Yeah, just about.
00:42:45You need any help?
00:42:46Nah, I'm good.
00:42:49Please tell me you're not gonna clip your toenails in bed.
00:42:55You're gonna miss me.
00:42:58So, I heard someone's birthday in two days.
00:43:01You here or you eavesdropped?
00:43:04That was between Mare and I.
00:43:06Ow.
00:43:07That was a private conversation.
00:43:08That hurt.
00:43:09Well, it serves you right for eavesdropping.
00:43:11Whoa!
00:43:12What did I just get out of you there?
00:43:14What are you, half bulldog?
00:43:15Well, you groped me.
00:43:16I did not grope you.
00:43:17That was a poach.
00:43:18Oh, you are a snorter.
00:43:20I didn't realize this.
00:43:21I'm not ticklish.
00:43:22Whoa, okay, don't.
00:43:23You really wanna play this?
00:43:24Okay.
00:43:25Come on.
00:43:26How do you think this was gonna end?
00:43:28Get off me.
00:43:29I'll fight you, you know.
00:43:30I'll fight you.
00:43:31Ow!
00:43:32You bit my kid.
00:43:33Oh, relax.
00:43:34It was a nibble.
00:43:35Yeah, well, it hurt.
00:43:36Oh, did it?
00:43:37You loved it.
00:43:40I did kind of love it, yeah.
00:43:43♪ Tired of waking up alone again later
00:43:47♪ Tired of blowing up your phone again later
00:43:50♪ Wonder when you're gone
00:43:52♪ Now I'm gone now
00:43:54♪ Now I'm gone now
00:43:57♪ No one, no one, no one likes you
00:44:00Wait!
00:44:08You good?
00:44:13Am I good?
00:44:16No?
00:44:20Um...
00:44:22I'm just confused.
00:44:23Where are you going?
00:44:25This is a joke.
00:44:26Well, come on, Travis, don't you wanna talk about this?
00:44:28Talk about it? Why?
00:44:29You want to hear how I really feel about you, Abby?
00:44:31No, I don't.
00:44:32Abby, then...
00:44:33Because I don't feel the same way.
00:44:35You're lying.
00:44:36I'm not!
00:44:37Travis, you're vulgar, you're a brute, you're...
00:44:43♪ I don't feel the same, feel the same, feel the same
00:44:46♪ When you say my name, say my name, say my name
00:44:49♪ Tired of blowing up every night
00:44:52♪ Now I'm gone now
00:44:54♪ Now I'm gone now
00:44:57Touch me.
00:45:09I have to pee.
00:45:11I'm sorry.
00:45:16Yeah, babe, yeah, babe, yeah.
00:45:18Wait, wait, where are you going? I'm on the verge!
00:45:20I'll be right back.
00:45:21Babe, I'm on the...
00:45:23What's going on?
00:45:24Shh.
00:45:25You okay?
00:45:26No. No, I'm not okay.
00:45:28Um, Travis and I, we made out kind of aggressively.
00:45:32Clarify?
00:45:33And then I grabbed...
00:45:35He grabbed my...
00:45:36I put his hand on my...
00:45:39Breasts?
00:45:40No, lower.
00:45:41Oh.
00:45:42America, I don't know what to do.
00:45:43It's like the logic goes out of my head.
00:45:46If I go back in there, I'm not gonna be able to stop myself.
00:45:49So you do like...
00:45:51America, I think I'm in love with him.
00:45:55Hey, Abby.
00:45:57This is a totally normal position and I'm not flexing at all.
00:46:01Hey, baby girl.
00:46:03You okay?
00:46:05Are you okay?
00:46:07You okay?
00:46:08She's okay. She's okay.
00:46:10She's just nervous, but I can help you through your nervousness.
00:46:13Don't greet her like this. It's too porny.
00:46:17You're not toxic. You're a cool guy.
00:46:19You're really cool and strong.
00:46:21Hi, Abby.
00:46:22Give me a hug.
00:46:24Oh no, that's so scary.
00:46:36Shh.
00:46:48Travis?
00:47:07Yeah, no, I mean, he might have a gerbil, but...
00:47:11Guys!
00:47:12Oh, hold up.
00:47:13Hey, where the hell have you been?
00:47:14Out.
00:47:15Jesus, you reek of alcohol.
00:47:18I got a cat.
00:47:20I named him Tabby. He's a stray.
00:47:23And I would kill for him and he would kill for me,
00:47:26unlike some people I know in this house.
00:47:29That's the neighbor's cat, Rumpelteazer.
00:47:32That's the neighbor's cat, Rumpelteazer.
00:47:35All right, isn't this Tabby?
00:47:37I mean, bro, it's got a collar right there.
00:47:42Shit.
00:47:43Well...
00:47:45Hey, bud.
00:47:47What the hell are you still doing here?
00:47:51I was up all night, worried about you.
00:47:54That's rich.
00:47:55Shouldn't you be worried about your boyfriend or something?
00:47:58My boyfriend?
00:47:59Yeah, Mick.
00:48:02Yeah, that's right.
00:48:03I saw the text on your computer.
00:48:05Very nice, very nice.
00:48:07Staying here while he's texting you.
00:48:09I love you, I miss you.
00:48:11What a joke.
00:48:12Travis, Mick is my dad.
00:48:16And how often are you going through my text messages?
00:48:19Can I...
00:48:21come see you?
00:48:22Wouldn't make sense if it was your dad.
00:48:28No way.
00:48:29That's terrible of me.
00:48:31Well, I misinterpreted that.
00:48:34That's great news.
00:48:36Is it great news?
00:48:38Travis, you invaded my privacy,
00:48:40and then you turned around and ghosted me?
00:48:42Goodbye.
00:48:43Abby, wait, wait.
00:48:44I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:48:46I was jealous.
00:48:47I messed up.
00:48:48No, Travis, you didn't mess up.
00:48:50If anything, you just showed me who you really are.
00:48:55Abby, wait, can we talk?
00:48:56Bye.
00:48:58Hey!
00:49:02Hey!
00:49:23Did anyone ever tell you that you're a very cute sleeper?
00:49:27Hi, Parker.
00:49:29Hi.
00:49:31Is Travis nearby?
00:49:33Don't need to be worried.
00:49:34Ugh, no.
00:49:35It's been a while.
00:49:37How have you been?
00:49:39Pretty shitty.
00:49:41Cuss games?
00:49:43I would love that.
00:49:46So I spent most of fifth grade with a broken leg
00:49:49that they had to reset twice,
00:49:51so I got to know the doctors pretty well
00:49:53and realized that's what I wanted to do
00:49:55with the rest of my life.
00:49:57What kind of doctor do you want to be?
00:49:58Pediatric medicine.
00:50:00Right, yeah, of course, because it's you.
00:50:02Anyway, that's enough about me.
00:50:04What do you want to be when you grow up?
00:50:07I'm still trying to figure it out.
00:50:15Really good ramen.
00:50:16Do you want to get out of here?
00:50:18Yes.
00:50:19Yes.
00:50:20Yes.
00:50:21I'm saying yes a lot, but yes.
00:50:24It is right up here.
00:50:27We're not going to a show again, are we?
00:50:29I would not make that mistake again.
00:50:33Right through here.
00:50:35Why is it so dark in here?
00:50:37Surprise!
00:50:40All right, everybody, get some drinks, get some shots.
00:50:43Happy birthday, Abby.
00:50:45Thank you.
00:50:46Hey, are you surprised?
00:50:47Yeah.
00:50:48Touchdown.
00:50:49And nice work, Doc.
00:50:51Where you in on this?
00:50:52Only for the last ten minutes,
00:50:54Chef, we put out an APB for you.
00:50:56Good success, success.
00:50:58Take some shots.
00:50:59I told you this would work out.
00:51:01Did I not?
00:51:02I said it.
00:51:03I'm going to grab us a drink, and we'll take this one.
00:51:06Oh, thank you.
00:51:07Happy birthday, Beth.
00:51:08Hi.
00:51:09Thank you.
00:51:10This is great.
00:51:12Yeah, yeah.
00:51:13Who are all these people?
00:51:15No idea.
00:51:16Travis got in his head that this is the only way to save, sorry,
00:51:19and then Chef Lee got, like, really excited,
00:51:21and I'm not going to talk to him off the ledge.
00:51:24There he is.
00:51:25I should probably go talk to Travis.
00:51:27Yeah.
00:51:28Bye, little bird.
00:51:34You busy?
00:51:35Hey, hey.
00:51:37It's the almost birthday girl.
00:51:39Surprised?
00:51:40Yeah, surprised is an understatement.
00:51:42You even recruited Parker.
00:51:44Well, he found you.
00:51:46Should have known that you guys would be hanging out.
00:51:50Well, I can trust him.
00:51:53Cool.
00:51:55Cool.
00:51:58Um, well, I'm going to...
00:52:00Yeah, have fun.
00:52:02Yeah.
00:52:04You okay?
00:52:06No.
00:52:08I need to get fucked up.
00:52:11I can make that happen.
00:52:13Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot.
00:52:17Woo!
00:52:19Oh, my bird.
00:52:20All two.
00:52:21Up.
00:52:22Two, up.
00:52:23All right.
00:52:24Woo!
00:52:26It's that time of night.
00:52:28Oh!
00:52:30Slow down.
00:52:32I'm so sorry.
00:52:33The line was interminable.
00:52:35I got us furloughed.
00:52:37I'm concentrating.
00:52:38Oh!
00:52:40Oh, my God.
00:52:41Why are you so...
00:52:42We're going to be by the sofa.
00:52:43I've played this before.
00:52:44You've played this.
00:52:45Oh!
00:52:47Chica, chica, chica, chica, boom, dee-ay.
00:52:54Ne parle pas de rendez-vous.
00:52:56Dis-moi seulement ce que tu fous.
00:52:58Allez, allez, exprimons-nous.
00:53:00I know.
00:53:01If you look at the health care system under Obamacare,
00:53:04we are obviously on a collision course.
00:53:06I know.
00:53:07It's bad.
00:53:13Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:53:16Oh, you're good.
00:53:17He is good.
00:53:18Dis-moi seulement ce que tu fous.
00:53:20Allez, allez, exprimons-nous.
00:53:22Et maintenant, on y va en amont.
00:53:24Boom, chica, boom, chica, boom, chica, boom, chica, chica, chica.
00:53:29No, I don't want kids.
00:53:30What do you mean you don't want kids?
00:53:32I don't want kids.
00:53:34I don't want any.
00:53:35I never knew this.
00:53:36I don't want any kids.
00:53:38All right.
00:53:39I want, like, five kids.
00:53:40Five kids?
00:53:41Yes.
00:53:42I want Ted Jr.
00:53:43Don't lose Ted once.
00:53:44Millicent.
00:53:45I'm not a baby factory.
00:53:47And I'm not naming my kid Millicent.
00:53:50This is the point of life.
00:53:52Ted!
00:53:53I hate Millicent.
00:53:55Well, I hate you.
00:53:59Are you okay?
00:54:01No.
00:54:03No, it's over.
00:54:05I'm never giving my heart to anyone ever again.
00:54:08No, no, don't say that.
00:54:10You just need to dance.
00:54:12You just need to dance your troubles away.
00:54:14Do what I do.
00:54:18Oh, hi.
00:54:20Babe, I'm so sorry.
00:54:21I don't know why I said that out there.
00:54:23I'm so sorry.
00:54:24I'm so sorry.
00:54:25No, no, no, no.
00:54:27Do you want to go on make-up sex?
00:54:29Yes, right now.
00:54:30Yeah, let's go.
00:54:32Have fun.
00:54:37This has been great.
00:54:38I'm going to get out of here.
00:54:39No.
00:54:40Come on, dance with me.
00:54:42I'm not in the mood.
00:54:43Oh, come on, Lucina.
00:54:45Oh, my God.
00:54:47I'm twerking.
00:54:49The boys like the twerking.
00:54:50No, you're not.
00:54:51This is twerking.
00:54:52Yeah.
00:54:53Twerking.
00:54:54Yeah, this is good.
00:54:55Come on, have fun.
00:54:56You're not fun.
00:54:57Come on, Lucina, have fun.
00:55:00Come on.
00:55:01He's in the back room.
00:55:03Excuse me?
00:55:04Travis, the guy you're looking for?
00:55:07No, I came here with you.
00:55:10Wow.
00:55:11Wow, you actually recoiled.
00:55:13You just caught me off guard.
00:55:14Be honest with yourself and see this thing through with Travis.
00:55:17He's not good for me.
00:55:19You keep telling yourself that.
00:55:28Hello.
00:55:29Hello.
00:55:30Okay, thank you.
00:55:33Hey, what the fuck are you doing?
00:55:35You heard of alcohol poisoning?
00:55:37You hit double digits an hour ago.
00:55:39What are you, counting?
00:55:40Yeah, actually, you've had enough for tonight.
00:55:43No.
00:55:44Have you had anything to eat today?
00:55:45Yes.
00:55:46Soup.
00:55:47Soup.
00:55:48Soup.
00:55:49Okay, well, that's going to end badly for you.
00:55:51Stop drinking.
00:55:52No.
00:55:53You're beyond stubborn.
00:55:55Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:55:56I'm not one of your subservient little wenches.
00:55:58Do you know how hard this was to put together?
00:56:00I did all this for you.
00:56:01I didn't ask you to do any of this.
00:56:04I know, that's the point.
00:56:07I did it because I care about you.
00:56:09Well, Travis, you're too late.
00:56:11Tomorrow the vet's over and you never have to see me again.
00:56:19Abby, wait.
00:56:20Go away.
00:56:21Stand still.
00:56:22You mess.
00:56:23Why are you running?
00:56:24You're a mess.
00:56:25I'm faster than you, Abby.
00:56:26No, no, no, no.
00:56:27Get off me.
00:56:28Okay, okay, okay.
00:56:30You know you are such a coward.
00:56:32You're not making any sense.
00:56:33You're such a coward.
00:56:34No, you are not.
00:56:35You just run away from me.
00:56:37Rather than ask me who Mick was, you just run away
00:56:41and then you just throw me this really big surprise
00:56:44birthday party for my birthday
00:56:46and you think it's all going to be okay
00:56:48where I don't even know anybody?
00:56:50And then you just ignore me all night
00:56:52and you think I'm just going to forgive you
00:56:55because you throw me this really big surprise
00:56:58birthday party for my birthday
00:57:00where I don't know anybody.
00:57:02You said that already.
00:57:03Stop telling me what to do.
00:57:05Okay, okay.
00:57:07First off, I did apologize to you
00:57:10and I tried to have a conversation with you too
00:57:12but you ran off to the fucking library
00:57:14only to show up later with Parker
00:57:16and then proceed to get beyond fucked up.
00:57:18So, Pidge, you're going to have to walk away from me
00:57:21because I can't walk away from you.
00:57:34Beautiful.
00:57:35When did I have noodles?
00:57:42I think I'm done.
00:57:47Oh, sorry.
00:57:48Oh, you're all right.
00:57:50Well, I sure hope you're done.
00:57:52I'm not sure if you have anything left in there to throw up.
00:57:57Hey, you want to make out?
00:58:01Not really, no.
00:58:03I don't.
00:58:06You know what the best part about this is, Pidgeon?
00:58:09You're not going to remember any of this.
00:58:12I'm not?
00:58:13No.
00:58:14So, when I tell you that I'm madly in love with you...
00:58:19I won't remember.
00:58:21But I really mean it.
00:58:24Hmm.
00:58:26Do you want to go to International House of Pancakes and get pancakes?
00:58:31Yeah, you want to go? I love pancakes.
00:58:34What a great idea.
00:58:35Hey, I'm going to get you up.
00:58:36I'm going to stand you up.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:39I got you a clean shirt instead.
00:58:41Thank you. That's very nice.
00:58:45I'm a monster.
00:58:48Okay.
00:58:49Let me help you.
00:58:51There, yeah.
00:58:52Thank you.
00:58:53Okay, there we go. Now put this on.
00:58:55Turn around for me.
00:58:57I'm decent.
00:58:58Just kidding.
00:59:00I got you.
00:59:01Put the shirt on.
00:59:02I got you.
00:59:03Put it on.
00:59:04I'm putting it on.
00:59:05Okay.
00:59:06Okay, it's on.
00:59:07Ah!
00:59:08Okay, just...
00:59:09I got you again.
00:59:11You did. You got me, and I really want to look again, but you should put your shirt on.
00:59:15I'm a little prankster tonight.
00:59:16You are very silly, I'll say that.
00:59:19Okay, you did it.
00:59:20I'm so proud of you.
00:59:21Okay, I'm going to get you some water.
00:59:23Okay, I'll be back.
00:59:24You're so nice.
00:59:25Very sweet.
00:59:26Thanks, pal.
00:59:27Love you, daddy.
00:59:38Hey, baby.
00:59:40Hi, Mick.
00:59:41How are you?
00:59:43It's my birthday.
00:59:45I was just wondering if you were going to call.
00:59:48I know it's your birthday.
00:59:50I wanted to come see you, but I have no idea where you are.
00:59:54I'm at college in Sacramento.
00:59:58How's college?
00:59:59How are you doing?
01:00:01I'm good.
01:00:02I'm good.
01:00:03I haven't talked to you.
01:00:05I really miss talking to you.
01:00:08Oh, I have to go.
01:00:10I love you, dad.
01:00:11Bye.
01:00:19Bye.
01:00:25What time is it?
01:00:27None.
01:00:28In the afternoon?
01:00:29How am I not hungover?
01:00:31Well, I forced a liter of water down your throat
01:00:34along with two ibuprofens before you went to sleep.
01:00:37What?
01:00:38It's just that one night you're drunk,
01:00:41and then the next night I'm drunk.
01:00:44Yeah, we're not really in sync, are we?
01:00:47More like a disaster.
01:00:51You know, I was thinking we can kick this birthday off
01:00:55with some breakfast in bed.
01:00:57I would love a coffee.
01:00:59Coming right up.
01:01:00Thank you.
01:01:18Here you go.
01:01:19Thank you.
01:01:20You know, I was thinking,
01:01:22since it's my birthday and our last night together as roommates,
01:01:26that maybe we do something special.
01:01:30What do you have in mind?
01:01:32Let's look in the magic drawer.
01:01:38A foot massage.
01:01:41Anything you want.
01:01:47♪ Devils and rebels
01:01:52Too much?
01:01:54No, it's good. It's good. It's really good.
01:01:56It's really good.
01:01:58Okay, okay. Maybe lighter.
01:02:00Maybe lighter, lighter, lighter.
01:02:02Okay, okay.
01:02:04Yeah.
01:02:06That's good.
01:02:09My calf's kind of hurting.
01:02:11You want me to?
01:02:13Yes, please.
01:02:17Yeah, that feels good.
01:02:20Is there anywhere else you want me to massage?
01:02:25Here.
01:02:32Yeah, I don't need it.
01:02:36Maybe here?
01:02:48♪ Motorcycle blood
01:02:53♪ No sleeves think you're tough
01:02:56♪ But I know the way inside
01:02:59♪ Secret in your eyes
01:03:02♪ I
01:03:05♪ Let me take your time
01:03:08♪ No lie
01:03:10♪ I want to touch that
01:03:13♪ I
01:03:17Get this off.
01:03:19Come here. Come here.
01:03:21♪ I want to touch that
01:03:24You okay?
01:03:26Can I take this off?
01:03:28Yeah.
01:03:30Okay.
01:03:33You ready?
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37One.
01:03:39Two.
01:03:41Hi.
01:03:44I got impatient.
01:03:47Are you okay?
01:03:49Uh-huh.
01:03:51Is it in?
01:03:53Is it in?
01:03:55I got you.
01:03:57Yeah, you did.
01:04:01Shut up and just kiss me.
01:04:04♪ Secret in your eyes
01:04:09♪ Let me take your time
01:04:12♪ No lie
01:04:14♪ I want to touch that
01:04:17♪ I
01:04:20♪ I
01:04:23♪ I
01:04:26Well...
01:04:28you've exhausted me officially.
01:04:30I think I'm gonna go to sleep.
01:04:32Good night, Abby.
01:04:34Good night, Travis.
01:04:36♪
01:04:39♪
01:04:59Abby?
01:05:01Abby Abernathy.
01:05:03Good morning.
01:05:05Good morning. Can I help you?
01:05:07This might sound weird, but I'm gonna need you to come with me.
01:05:11Yeah, no. That's not going to happen.
01:05:14What if I ask nicely?
01:05:16Have a nice day.
01:05:18It's about your dad.
01:05:24My dad?
01:05:25Yeah.
01:05:27What about him?
01:05:28He's placing bad bets and owns my boss.
01:05:31They're gonna break his legs if you don't come with me.
01:05:37♪
01:06:08♪
01:06:18There you guys are. Where have you been?
01:06:20What's going on, Pat?
01:06:21Jeez, Abby's disappeared.
01:06:23Now help me look for a clue or anything.
01:06:25First of all, don't yell at me.
01:06:26Second of all, there is a lot about Abby that you don't know.
01:06:28I know everything.
01:06:29I know that she's lucky 13,
01:06:31and now I know that she packed her mattress full of money.
01:06:35Hang on. I'm tracking her location.
01:06:39She's headed to Vegas.
01:06:40Vegas?
01:06:41This isn't good.
01:06:43Hey, that's my phone!
01:06:44Buy yourself a new one.
01:06:46It's thick.
01:06:47What?
01:06:48♪
01:06:57Hey.
01:06:58Hey.
01:06:59Hey, babe.
01:07:01I'm sorry.
01:07:03How much do you owe Benny?
01:07:04A hundred grand.
01:07:06A hundred thousand dollars, Dad?
01:07:07I know, I know.
01:07:08Are you kidding me, Dad?
01:07:09I know. I'm doing all this stuff.
01:07:10I swear.
01:07:11I'm doing Gambler's Anonymous and Debtor's Anonymous.
01:07:14I've completed...
01:07:15Works if you work it.
01:07:16Isn't that what they say?
01:07:17Mick.
01:07:18Hello, Abby.
01:07:20How's your game?
01:07:21I'm retired.
01:07:23Oh.
01:07:24Abigail Anonymous.
01:07:25College student.
01:07:28Well, for your father's sake,
01:07:30I hope it's a short retirement.
01:07:32Because he owes me a hundred grand.
01:07:35By midnight tonight.
01:07:36Come on.
01:07:37Your own dad wouldn't even lend him any money.
01:07:39You know he has a problem.
01:07:41Unlike my father.
01:07:42May he rest in peace.
01:07:44I'm not running a daycare.
01:07:45I'm running a business.
01:07:46Well, a hundred grand by tonight is impossible.
01:07:49We both know with your talent,
01:07:50you can make that in a day.
01:07:51I used to watch you win thirty grand
01:07:53in thirty minutes underground.
01:07:55Who do you think you're talking to?
01:07:57I'm underage.
01:07:58If I get caught, I have to drop out of college.
01:08:00You've lived here long enough, kiddo.
01:08:02You know how to avoid getting caught.
01:08:05There has to be another way that we can handle this.
01:08:07There is.
01:08:08But you're not gonna like it.
01:08:10Hey, hey.
01:08:11No, no, no, no.
01:08:12I'll do it. I'll do it.
01:08:15Good to see you again, Abigail.
01:08:17Mick.
01:08:18Hey.
01:08:19Enough with the buffet.
01:08:21Get her a room.
01:08:22Leave her the fuck alone.
01:08:24Let's go.
01:08:25Come on. Take the top off.
01:08:26What are we doing here?
01:08:30I don't know.
01:09:01Why are we here?
01:09:03Did you do what I asked?
01:09:04Yeah.
01:09:05Just like you instructed.
01:09:08Are you sure you want to stay here?
01:09:09There are bigger whales at the Bellagio.
01:09:11They'll recognize me there.
01:09:12I'm trying to stay under the radar.
01:09:14Anything else, Your Majesty?
01:09:15Yeah.
01:09:16Give the waitress two hundred
01:09:17to start watering down my drinks.
01:09:18And go wait outside until I call you.
01:09:20You got it.
01:09:25Hey.
01:09:27Are you guys playing poker?
01:09:28No, it's roulette.
01:09:29Nah.
01:09:33There's a minimum buy-in of five grand.
01:09:35Ooh.
01:09:36Okay, lion king.
01:09:38Look, Angel, you look nice,
01:09:39but this is a high-stakes room.
01:09:41Do yourself a favor and go to the main floor
01:09:43and pick out a shiny slot machine.
01:09:45I can't go back to the main floor.
01:09:47You see, I'm at this bachelorette party,
01:09:49and Cheryl invited this twat Terry
01:09:51who hates me because Lyle finger-banged me on Halloween,
01:09:55which, in my defense,
01:09:56I thought that they were separating.
01:09:58Sorry.
01:09:59Where's my vibrator?
01:10:00I don't know.
01:10:07Psst.
01:10:08Is this a good hand?
01:10:12What's up with the silent treatment?
01:10:25Hey, Cliff.
01:10:26Hey, Cliff.
01:10:27I like your tiger shirt.
01:10:29Or is it cheetah?
01:10:30Can you be quiet?
01:10:31Can I be quiet?
01:10:32Can you be quiet?
01:10:33I'm as quiet as a mouse.
01:10:37Asshole say what?
01:10:38What?
01:10:39Exactly.
01:10:43I've got two black cards.
01:10:44Is that good?
01:10:45You got to show your cards.
01:10:48The cards!
01:10:53God, are you kidding me?
01:10:55Hey, Cliff.
01:11:14Okay, well, I'm going to go meet up with my peeps.
01:11:17It's been real, fellas.
01:11:19And like my dad used to say,
01:11:21if you can't spot the chump in the first 30 seconds,
01:11:24then you are the chump.
01:11:27Bye.
01:11:40Ma'am.
01:11:44You in the blue dress.
01:11:46Stop.
01:11:50I gotcha.
01:11:51Jesse.
01:11:52I totally gotcha.
01:11:53Hi.
01:11:54Come here.
01:11:55Oh, you scared me.
01:11:56I bet I did.
01:11:57Yeah.
01:11:58Jesus, you look fantastic.
01:11:59Thank you.
01:12:00So do you.
01:12:01Thanks.
01:12:02Yeah.
01:12:03Security, right?
01:12:04Great.
01:12:05And I knew I should have asked you to prom.
01:12:06Right?
01:12:07For real.
01:12:08Well, I have a thing to get to.
01:12:09Oh, yeah.
01:12:10Right.
01:12:11Can I call you?
01:12:12Yeah.
01:12:13I would love that.
01:12:14I have the same number.
01:12:15Yeah.
01:12:16I'll give you a call.
01:12:17We'll hang out later.
01:12:18Awesome.
01:12:19Just one more thing.
01:12:20Yeah.
01:12:21Somebody needs you to give me these chips.
01:12:23Excuse me?
01:12:25Come on, Abby.
01:12:26You're underage.
01:12:27You know you can't gamble when you're underage.
01:12:28It's illegal.
01:12:29I don't want to see you get in trouble.
01:12:32Jesse, please.
01:12:33I need this money.
01:12:34This is my job.
01:12:36And I would hate to see you go to jail.
01:12:38Abby, give me the chips.
01:12:40I'll totally cover you with my boss, OK?
01:12:43Call me.
01:12:52Hey.
01:12:53It's Abby.
01:12:54Are you at the club?
01:12:56Why?
01:12:57You OK?
01:12:58I got caught.
01:13:00What?
01:13:01Listen to me, Dad.
01:13:02Get out of the club.
01:13:03Get out of town.
01:13:04Don't use your cell phone.
01:13:05Don't use any of your credit cards.
01:13:07And text me when you get a burner phone, OK?
01:13:09We'll figure it out.
01:13:11I guess I'll leave tonight.
01:13:13I'll head to Denver.
01:13:14I'm so sorry, Dad.
01:13:16I let you down.
01:13:18I'm sorry.
01:13:19I let you down.
01:13:26You called me.
01:13:27You said you had my money.
01:13:28I had your money.
01:13:29And then it was taken from me by Jesse Viveiros.
01:13:32And that is my problem.
01:13:33How?
01:13:34Where's Mick?
01:13:36He's gone, but we'll find him.
01:13:46Just go find Jesse.
01:13:47Jesse has your money.
01:13:49I'm a charity, and I don't run errands.
01:13:51Shit.
01:13:52You know what?
01:13:54Abby.
01:13:56I like you.
01:13:58You're nice.
01:14:00So, why don't you...
01:14:02What are you doing?
01:14:03Oh, I'm gay.
01:14:05Trust me, you're not my type.
01:14:07I will sponsor all of your entrance fees.
01:14:11The legal age in California is 18.
01:14:14And we'll split the profits 50-50.
01:14:16Well, I don't want to play poker for a living.
01:14:18I just want to go to college.
01:14:20I'm offering you a compromise.
01:14:23Abby!
01:14:25What the fuck?
01:14:26Travis?
01:14:27Security!
01:14:28Are you okay?
01:14:29Hey, you gotta leave right now.
01:14:30Okay?
01:14:35Awesome Danish Dismatch Gun!
01:14:38What?
01:14:49Travis!
01:14:55That's your one.
01:14:57Fantastic!
01:15:19You're good.
01:15:25Pigeon!
01:15:26Pigeon!
01:15:28Where are you going?
01:15:29What the heck?
01:15:32Don't talk to me.
01:15:33Why?
01:15:34Where are we going?
01:15:35Will you talk to me?
01:15:36Abby, stop!
01:15:38What?
01:15:39What do you want?
01:15:40I...
01:15:41Uh...
01:15:43Do you have any idea what you just did?
01:15:46I wasn't gonna let them hurt you.
01:15:47They weren't hurting me.
01:15:48I was spying.
01:15:49I was handling it on my own.
01:15:51How am I supposed to know when you keep everything a secret?
01:15:54I had to track you down to a strip club in Vegas.
01:15:58One day you're dressed like a nun, then you're wearing this.
01:16:00Who the hell are you?
01:16:01Cut.
01:16:02I love you.
01:16:05You love me?
01:16:07You don't know me.
01:16:08It's not true.
01:16:09Whatever you're going through...
01:16:12We can figure it out.
01:16:13I don't want to figure it out!
01:16:15I've had enough crazy in my life!
01:16:17I don't want any more crazy!
01:16:19And Travis, you make me crazy!
01:16:26Shit!
01:16:44Get her up, get her up!
01:16:45I'm trying!
01:16:48Shit!
01:16:49Come here!
01:16:57Don't worry, I'm sorry!
01:16:58I'll try, I'll try!
01:16:59Get her up, get her up!
01:17:00I'm trying!
01:17:01Oh, shit!
01:17:03Hey, what the fuck is going on over there?
01:17:05Get this off me!
01:17:06Hey, keep it down!
01:17:07We're trying to escape!
01:17:10Oh my God!
01:17:11I'm so sorry!
01:17:12I'll...
01:17:13I'll take off my shoes.
01:17:14No!
01:17:15Hey, knock it off!
01:17:18What's going on over there?
01:17:25No!
01:17:36Are you okay?
01:17:37I'm better.
01:17:41Take this off.
01:17:43I'm not scared.
01:18:07Okay.
01:18:08Yeah, put it in.
01:18:09I don't think it's...
01:18:10I don't think it's in, I don't think it's in.
01:18:11It's still there.
01:18:13Ow!
01:18:14Okay.
01:18:15No, wait, hold on.
01:18:16I'm just...
01:18:17Sit, sit, sit.
01:18:23I can't feel anything.
01:18:27Let's get out of here.
01:18:43Abby, Mick still owes me a hundred grand and it's on you.
01:18:47Call me.
01:19:13Abby.
01:19:14No, it's her boyfriend.
01:19:16Look, I know that she owes you money,
01:19:19but I think I have a way to get it back to you.
01:19:21I'm listening.
01:19:29Travis?
01:19:43Hmm.
01:19:55What?
01:20:00Pigeon, don't be mad.
01:20:03I've worked out a deal with Benny.
01:20:05I'm gonna fight for him tonight and settle your debt.
01:20:08You and your dad are off the hook.
01:20:10I left a rental car in the parking garage for you to get home.
01:20:13I'll be back before you know it.
01:20:15Shit.
01:20:18It's Travis.
01:20:19You know what to do.
01:20:20Hey.
01:20:21It's me.
01:20:22Call me back.
01:20:23You have no idea what you've gotten yourself into.
01:20:28See, you found my new car.
01:20:30Pretty sick, right?
01:20:31Yeah, it's nice.
01:20:35Tons of room in it.
01:20:36I like that.
01:20:37Yeah, man.
01:20:38So it went okay?
01:20:39Oh, she totally bought it.
01:20:40We'll get over the chips, no problem.
01:20:43So what do you think she's gonna do now?
01:20:46Is she gonna start working for Benny or what?
01:20:50You know, I don't think she has much of a choice at this point.
01:20:55One of the greatest things that I ever heard is
01:20:57if you don't spot the chump in the first 30 seconds,
01:21:01then you are the chump.
01:21:03I wanted to come see you, but I have no idea where you are.
01:21:07You are?
01:21:08God, I've been calling for the chips.
01:21:10It's about your dad.
01:21:13Nick still owes me 100 grand.
01:21:15By midnight tonight.
01:21:17I'm gonna need you to give me these chips.
01:21:19Get out of the club.
01:21:20Get out of town.
01:21:21Okay?
01:21:22We'll figure it out.
01:21:23I guess I'll leave tonight.
01:21:245th of December.
01:21:27Hey, you know, Abby.
01:21:28She's looking pretty hot.
01:21:29Do you not talk about my daughter things?
01:21:31No, no, I know.
01:21:32I was just like...
01:21:34Oh!
01:21:36You son of a bitch.
01:21:37What are you doing?
01:21:38How's Denver, Mick?
01:21:39What the hell?
01:21:40Shit!
01:21:41Obviously, I'm not in Denver.
01:21:43That's not what I meant.
01:21:44I'm going to Denver.
01:21:45Ow!
01:21:46You have two seconds to come clean.
01:21:48To come clean about what?
01:21:49You, Benny, Jesse, you guys set me up from the beginning, didn't you?
01:21:54You don't owe Benny any fucking money.
01:21:56Look at me.
01:21:57I'm an old fucking man.
01:21:58I can't play as good as you play, okay?
01:22:00And I need money.
01:22:01I need money to live.
01:22:02To get a job like a normal person.
01:22:04I know this doesn't look good, okay?
01:22:06I get it.
01:22:07This does not look good.
01:22:08Yeah.
01:22:10I love you.
01:22:11Get out!
01:22:12Get out!
01:22:14Get out!
01:22:15Out of my life!
01:22:16Get out!
01:22:17Forget my dad.
01:22:18Get out!
01:22:19Abby!
01:22:33It's Travis.
01:22:34You know what to do.
01:22:36Travis, call me back.
01:22:37You don't have to fight.
01:22:38No one owes Benny anything.
01:22:41And now, for the first of them, this evening, we have something very special.
01:22:46The challenger, Travis Macdon!
01:22:49All right.
01:22:50Let's go!
01:22:51We can't get him!
01:22:52We can't get him!
01:22:53We can't get him!
01:22:54Travis!
01:22:58Your family said, come out to Vegas.
01:23:00I thought you meant the Bellagio.
01:23:04Thanks.
01:23:05Yeah.
01:23:06Well, she's dead.
01:23:07So, you can't.
01:23:20And now, the champion, Travis Macdon!
01:23:25Yeah!
01:23:40You're going to die.
01:23:43Thank you.
01:23:45Yeah!
01:23:53Whoever dies, loses.
01:23:56How's it going?
01:23:59Awesome.
01:24:02Come on.
01:24:03Can we go, please?
01:24:04Shut up!
01:24:08This is going to suck.
01:24:10Let the battle begin!
01:24:15Yeah!
01:24:16There you go.
01:24:17There you go.
01:24:19Come on!
01:24:21What?
01:24:24Stay in it!
01:24:27Nice!
01:24:28There you go!
01:24:29There you go!
01:24:39Here.
01:24:40I'll pay for him.
01:24:45Nice kick!
01:24:46There you go!
01:24:47There you go!
01:24:50Nice!
01:24:51Give him a combo!
01:24:59Yeah!
01:25:00He's a jailer!
01:25:03Let's wrap!
01:25:15Come here, you son of a bitch!
01:25:22Can I get through, please?
01:25:23Go, go!
01:25:27Oh, shit!
01:25:33Give this to my boyfriend!
01:25:41Shit!
01:25:45Shit!
01:25:48Hit him!
01:25:49Hit him!
01:25:50Hit him!
01:25:51Come on!
01:25:57Kill him!
01:25:58Hit him!
01:25:59Come on!
01:26:09Hit him!
01:26:10He's a jailer!
01:26:11Hit him!
01:26:12Shit!
01:26:13Fire!
01:26:15Fire! Fire!
01:26:18Oh, God.
01:26:24Abby?
01:26:28Shepley!
01:26:29Come on!
01:26:30Come on!
01:26:37I talked to Shepley and he's fine.
01:26:39I'll be on the first flight to Vegas tomorrow.
01:26:42Hey, just a thought, but maybe you want to check into the Mirage or the Lock Store?
01:26:46I hear they have deals.
01:26:47It's fine.
01:26:48Manny's not going to do anything.
01:26:49His scam didn't work out and no one owes him a dime.
01:26:53Merritt, you just have to trust me.
01:26:55Bye.
01:27:00I don't know if I ever want to leave this bed, pigeon.
01:27:03Hey, Travis.
01:27:04Why do you call me pigeon?
01:27:06You don't know what a pigeon is?
01:27:07Yeah, it's an annoying bird that craps on people's heads.
01:27:10No.
01:27:11It's a dove.
01:27:13An attractive girl.
01:27:15A winning hand in poker.
01:27:17See?
01:27:18You're my pigeon.
01:27:20I'm an exhausted pigeon.
01:27:22I bet.
01:27:23You?
01:27:24I'm going to stay up for a little while.
01:27:26Oh.
01:27:28Are you scared I'm going to disappear again if you go to sleep?
01:27:31It crossed my mind.
01:27:34I love you.
01:27:35I love you.
01:27:38I love you, Travis Maddox.
01:27:43You love me?
01:27:45That's the tattoos.
01:27:47They're pretty cool.
01:27:56You sure you want to do this?
01:27:58Dude, I was born to ride.
01:28:01You got some brain damage back there.
01:28:03I love you, mommy.
01:28:04Hey, I'll see you back at the ranch.
01:28:06What?
01:28:07Corn.
01:28:14Is he going to be okay?
01:28:16No.
01:28:20Whose bag is this?
01:28:21Jesse's.
01:28:22Who's Jesse?
01:28:24Doesn't matter.
01:28:26Does Jesse have a shirt?
01:28:27Might.
01:28:32He does have a shirt.
01:28:33Hey.
01:28:34It's not my favorite style.
01:28:36A little loud, but...
01:28:46He also has a ton of money in here.
01:28:49Actually, no.
01:28:50That's my money.
01:28:52You want it?
01:28:54Yeah.
01:28:55Told you I'm good.
01:28:57So then, this is yours, too.
01:29:00Mm-hmm.
01:29:01You have great taste.
01:29:03Here's to you.
01:29:07Ow.
01:29:08Here's to us.
01:29:12How's my face?
01:29:18You look better already.
01:29:20Vegas for another night?
01:29:22That'll be a disaster.
01:29:24Let's do it.
01:29:32Let's do it.
01:30:02Let's do it.
01:30:33Let's do it.
01:30:35Let's do it.