Beautiful Disaster Part 4
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00:00Hey! Are you guys playing poker?
00:03No, it's roulette.
00:09There's a minimum buy-in of five grand.
00:11Ooh, okay, Lion King.
00:14Look, Adrian, you look nice, but this is a high-stakes room.
00:17Do yourself a favor and go to the main floor and pick out a shiny slot machine.
00:21I can't go back to the main floor.
00:23You see, I'm at this bachelorette party,
00:25and Cheryl invited this twat Terry who hates me
00:28because Lyle finger-banged me on Halloween.
00:31Which, in my defense, I thought that they were separated, so...
00:34Let's play a vibrator.
00:42Psst. Is this a good hand?
00:47What's up with the silent treatment?
00:59Hey, Cliff. I like your tiger shirt.
01:03Or is it cheetah?
01:05Can you be quiet?
01:06Can I be quiet? Can you be quiet?
01:08I'm as quiet as a mouse.
01:11Assholes say what?
01:13What?
01:14Exactly.
01:18I've got two black cards. Is that good?
01:20You gotta show your board.
01:23The cards!
01:28You gotta be kidding me.
01:30Hey, Cliff.
01:49Okay, well, I'm gonna go meet up with my peeps.
01:52It's been real, fellas.
01:54And like my dad used to say,
01:56if you can't spot the chump in the first 30 seconds,
01:58then you are the chump.
02:01Bye.
02:14Ma'am.
02:18You in the blue dress.
02:20Stop.
02:23I gotcha.
02:25Jesse.
02:26I totally gotcha.
02:27Hi.
02:28Come here.
02:29Oh, you scared me.
02:31I bet I did.
02:32Yeah.
02:33Jesus, you look fantastic.
02:34Thank you. So do you.
02:36Thanks. Yeah.
02:37Security, right?
02:38Great.
02:39Man, I knew I should have asked you to prom.
02:41Right?
02:42For real.
02:43Well, I have a thing to get to.
02:44Oh, yeah. Right.
02:45Can I call you?
02:46Yeah. I would love that.
02:48I have the same number.
02:49Yeah. I'll give you a call. We'll hang out later.
02:51Awesome.
02:53Just one more thing.
02:54Yeah.
02:55I'm gonna need you to give me these chips.
02:57Excuse me?
02:59Come on, Abby.
03:01You're underage. You know you can't gamble when you're underage.
03:03It's illegal. I don't want to see you get in trouble.
03:07Jesse, please. I need this money.
03:09This is my job.
03:11And I would hate to see you go to jail.
03:13Abby, give me the chips.
03:15I'll totally cover you with my boss, okay?
03:17Call me.
03:21Call me.
03:31Hey.
03:32It's Abby. Are you at the club?
03:34The what? You okay?
03:36I got caught.
03:38What?
03:39Listen to me, Dad.
03:41Get out of the club. Get out of town.
03:43Don't use your cell phone.
03:44Don't use any of your credit cards.
03:45And text me when you get a burner phone, okay?
03:47We'll figure it out.
03:50I guess I'll leave tonight. I'll head to Denver.
03:52I'm so sorry, Dad.
03:54I let you down.
04:02You called me. You said you had my money.
04:04I had your money, and then it was taken from me by Jesse Viveiros.
04:06And that is my problem, Hal.
04:08Where's Mick?
04:10He's gone, but we'll find him.
04:20Just go find Jesse.
04:22Jesse has your money.
04:24I'm not a charity, and I don't run errands.
04:26Shit.
04:28You know what?
04:30Abby.
04:32I like you.
04:34You're nice.
04:36So, why don't you...
04:38What are you doing?
04:40Oh, I'm gay.
04:42Trust me, you know what type.
04:44I will sponsor all of your entrance fees.
04:46The legal age in California is 18.
04:48And we'll split the profits 50-50.
04:50Well, I don't want to play poker for a living.
04:52I just want to go to college.
04:54I'm offering you a compromise.
04:57Abby!
04:59What the fuck?
05:01Travis?
05:03Are you okay?
05:05Hey, we gotta leave right now, okay?
05:09Awesome day to shoot the smudge gun!
05:11What?
05:18Fuck!
05:29Travis?
05:35That's your one.
05:37Fantastic!
05:48You're good.
05:54Pigeon!
05:56Pigeon!
05:58Where are you going?
06:00What the heck?
06:02Don't talk to me.
06:04Why?
06:06Where are we going?
06:08Will you talk to me?
06:10Abby, stop!
06:12What?
06:14What do you want?
06:17Did you have any idea what you just did?
06:19I wasn't going to let them hurt you.
06:21They weren't hurting me!
06:23I was fine. I was handling it on my own.
06:25How am I supposed to know when you keep everything a secret?
06:27I had to track you down to a strip club in Vegas.
06:29One day you're dressed like a nun,
06:31then you're wearing this.
06:33Who the hell are you?
06:35God.
06:37I love you.
06:39You love me?
06:41You don't know me.
06:43It's not true.
06:45We can figure it out.
06:47I don't want to figure it out!
06:49I've had enough crazy in my life!
06:51I don't want any more crazy!
06:53And Travis, you make me crazy!
07:00Shit!
07:15Get it off!
07:17Shit!
07:27Don't worry!
07:29I'm sorry!
07:31I'll try!
07:33I'm trying!
07:35Oh, shit!
07:37Hey!
07:39What's going on over there?
07:41Hey, keep it down!
07:44Oh, my God!
07:46I'm so sorry!
07:48You need to take off my shoes.
07:50Hey, knock it off!
07:52What are you doing?
07:54What's going on over there?
08:00No!
08:02I'm so sorry!
08:04Get it off!
08:10It's all right!
08:12I'll figure it out!
08:16Take this off!
08:18I'm wearing it!
08:20It's okay!
08:22It's okay!
08:25Oh, my God!
08:41You like that?
08:43Yeah, put it in.
08:45I don't think it's...
08:47It's so good!
08:49Okay, okay.
08:51No, wait, hold on.
08:53Get it off!
08:55Get it off!
08:57I can't feel anything!
08:59Get it off!
09:01Let's get out of here!
09:17Abby,
09:19Mick still owes me a hundred grand
09:22Call me.
09:48Abby?
09:50No, it's her boyfriend.
09:52Look, I know that she owes you money,
09:54but I think I have a way to get it back to you.
09:56I'm listening.
10:04Travis?
10:20What?
10:26Pigeon,
10:28don't be mad.
10:30I've worked out a deal with Benny.
10:32I'm gonna fight for him tonight
10:34and settle your debt.
10:36You and your dad are off the hook.
10:38I left a rental car in the parking garage
10:40for you to get home.
10:42I'll be back before you know it.
10:44Shit!
10:46I'm so sorry!
10:49Shit!
10:53Travis, you know what to do.
10:55Hey, it's me.
10:57Call me back.
10:59You have no idea what you've gotten yourself into.
11:03See, you found my new car.
11:05Pretty sick, right?
11:07Yeah, it's nice.
11:09Tons of room in it.
11:11I like that.
11:13So it went okay?
11:15Oh, she totally bought it.
11:17So what do you think she's gonna do now?
11:21Is she gonna start working for Benny or what?
11:25Yeah, I don't think she has much of a choice at this point.
11:29One of the greatest things
11:31that I've ever heard is
11:33if you don't spot the chump
11:35in the first 30 seconds,
11:37then you are the chump.
11:39I wanted to come see you,
11:41but I have no idea where you are.
11:43God, I've been called by the chief.
11:46Nick still owes me a hundred grand.
11:48By midnight tonight.
11:50I'm gonna need you to give me these chips.
11:52Get out of the club.
11:54Get out of town, okay?
11:56We'll figure it out.
11:58I guess I'll leave tonight.
12:00I'll hide in Denver.
12:02You know, Abby,
12:04she's looking pretty hot right now.
12:06Can you not talk about my daughter things?
12:08No, no, I know. I was just like...
12:10You son of a bitch!
12:12What is she doing?
12:14What the hell?
12:16Shit! Obviously, I'm not in Denver.
12:18That's not what I meant. I'm going to Denver.
12:20You have two seconds to come clean.
12:22To come clean about what?
12:24You, Benny, Jessie,
12:26you guys set me up from the beginning, didn't you?
12:28You don't owe Benny any fucking money.
12:30Look at me. I'm an old fucking man.
12:32I can't play as good as you play, okay?
12:34And I need money.
12:36I need money to live.
12:38Then get a job, like a normal person!
12:40I know this doesn't look good, okay?
12:43It does not look good.
12:45I love you.
12:47Get out! Get out!
12:49Get out! Out of my life!
12:51Get out!
12:53Get out!
12:55Abby!
13:09It's Travis. You know what to do.
13:11Travis, call me back. You don't have to fight.
13:13No one owes Benny anything.
13:15And now,
13:17for the first time this evening,
13:19we have something very special.
13:21The challenger, Travis Maddox!
13:23All right.
13:25He's going to get you!
13:27He's going to get you!
13:29Do it!
13:31All right, all right.
13:33He said, come out to Vegas.
13:35I thought you meant the Bellagio.
13:37You're going to fuck your mother tonight.
13:40Thanks. Yeah. Well, she's dead.
13:42So, you can't.
13:56And now, the champion,
13:58Travis Maddox!
14:10You're going to die.
14:14Thank you.
14:22Whoever dies,
14:24loses.
14:26How's it going?
14:30Awesome.
14:32Come on, can we go, please?
14:34Shut up!
14:36This is going to suck.
14:38Let the battle begin!
14:44Yeah, there you go.
14:46There you go.
14:48What?
14:52Stay in it!
14:54Nice!
14:56There you go!
14:58There you go!
15:01Here, I'll pay for him.
15:05Nice kick!
15:07There you go, there you go.
15:10Nice! Give him the samba!
15:14Woo!
15:16Woo!
15:18Woo!
15:20Woo!
15:22Woo!
15:24Woo!
15:26Woo!
15:28Woo!
15:30Move, bitch! Get a move on!
15:33James or James?
15:37Ah, crap!
15:51Come here, you son of a bitch!
15:54Ah!
15:56Ah!
15:58Can I get through, please?
16:00Go, go!
16:04Ah!
16:06Ah!
16:08Ah!
16:10This is my boy, man!
16:14Ah!
16:16Ah!
16:18Ah!
16:20Ah!
16:30Ah!
16:32Ah!
16:34Ah!
16:38Ah!
16:44Jesus Christ!
16:46Shit!
16:48Fire! Fire!
16:50Help! Help!
16:52Oh, God.
16:58Abby?
17:02Shepley! Come on!
17:04Come on!
17:12I talked to Shepley and he's fine.
17:14I'll be on the first flight to Vegas tomorrow.
17:17Hey, just a thought, but maybe you want to check into the Mirage or the Luxor?
17:21I hear they have deals.
17:22It's fine. Manny's not going to do anything.
17:24His scam didn't work out and no one owes him a dime.
17:27Merritt, you just have to trust me.
17:29Bye.
17:34I don't know if I ever want to leave this bed, pigeon.
17:37Hey, Travis. Why do you call me pigeon?
17:40You don't know what a pigeon is?
17:42Yeah, it's an annoying bird that craps on people's heads.
17:45No. It's a dove. An attractive girl.
17:49A winning hand in poker.
17:52See? You're my pigeon.
17:55I'm an exhausted pigeon.
17:57I bet.
17:58You?
18:00I'm going to stay up for a little while.
18:02Oh. Are you scared I'm going to disappear again if you go to sleep?
18:06It crossed my mind.
18:09I love you.
18:12I love you, Travis Maddox.
18:17You love me?
18:19That's the tattoos.
18:21They're pretty cool.
18:30You sure you want to do this?
18:32Dude, I was born to ride.
18:35You got some brain damage back there.
18:37I love you, mommy.
18:39Hey, I'll see you back at the ranch.
18:41What?
18:42Corn.
18:44Let's see what this puppy can do.
18:49Is he going to be okay?
18:51No.
18:55Whose bag is this?
18:56Jesse's.
18:57Who's Jesse?
18:59Doesn't matter.
19:01Does Jesse have a shirt?
19:02Might.
19:05He does have a shirt.
19:08It's not my favorite style. A little loud.
19:20He also has a ton of money in here.
19:23Actually, no. That's my money.
19:26You want it?
19:28Yeah. Told you I'm good.
19:31So then, this is yours too.
19:35You have great taste.
19:37Here's to you.
19:41Ow.
19:42Here's to us.
19:46How's my face?
19:52You look better already.
19:54Vegas for another night?
19:56That'll be a disaster.
19:58Let's do it.
20:01Let's do it.
20:31Let's do it.
21:01Let's do it.