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00:00All right, you know that today marks the unofficial start of summer
00:07And what better way to kick off summer than a raw diva swimsuit competition
00:17So right now let's welcome Kristy Hime
00:30Well, I'll tell you what, you couldn't have a swimsuit competition without Kristy Hime, the 2004 Raw Diva Search winner
00:38And I can't wait to see what kind of swimsuit she's selected for this competition here tonight
00:51Oh, Kristy Hime!
00:54And now ladies and gentlemen, Candice Michelle!
01:06Another beautiful Raw Diva, Candice Michelle. Remember her from GoDaddy.com
01:12Sexy young woman, a lot of fun to be around. Certainly loves being here on Raw
01:25Wow! She's been a huge fan for years in the WWE
01:34There she is, Candice Michelle. It just keeps getting hotter and hotter
01:38Wow! Are you ready for the lovely Maria?
01:52Our broadcast colleague Maria, who certainly always asks these hard and probing questions
02:08Oh, come on in here Maria
02:10She could be the winner here tonight
02:19This is gonna be so good
02:21And this is not all, we got more. How about Victoria?
02:30Victoria, former WWE Women's Champion
02:39Very sexy woman
02:42Not only eccentric, but sexy all the way
02:47Really a tremendous athlete
02:50Oh, I love it already. Come on in here Victoria
02:56Oh! Not yet, not yet, not yet. There's still more
03:04And now, competing in her very first ever swimsuit competition
03:09None other than Lillian Garcia!
03:12Wow! Lillian!
03:15First time for everything folks
03:18Lillian Garcia, our regular ring announcer, is gonna be competing in this swimsuit competition
03:24And if she looks as good in a swimsuit as she does in her normal ring announcer attire
03:30She might just win this competition
03:42I wanna tell you
03:45Alright, summer is not the only thing that's hot around here, is it?
03:49Oh baby, this is gonna be great
03:51Now listen, the rules of this competition are very simple
03:55You're gonna each have 15 seconds to model your swimsuits
03:59And then, because I'm the king, I get to pick the winner, understood?
04:05Alright
04:08Now Lillian, you've been with us for 6 years here on Raw
04:13And I've been waiting for 6 years to say this
04:16Lillian, drop that towel right now!
04:26Hey, wait a minute, that's not...
04:28Oh, wait a minute!
04:30Wait, hold on Lillian, hold it a second
04:33Check it out, Lillian, don't get too excited now
04:36It's Big Viscera!
04:38The 500 pound love machine!
04:44Come on down here and join us, Visc!
04:49Big Visc got a big smile on his face
04:52I know you can feel it, the closer Big Visc gets to the ring
04:55You can feel the charisma, you can feel the magnetism
04:58But you must refrain from putting your hands on Big Viscera
05:02Refrain, control yourselves
05:05Come on in here, Big Visc
05:10Oh yeah!
05:16Check this out, Viscera, check all these beauties out
05:19You know what? Now that you're here, you can help me judge this swimsuit competition
05:24You know what, King?
05:26There's nothing in the world that I wouldn't want to do
05:29Like judging these sexy women here tonight
05:35But that's not why I'm out here, dawg
05:38You see, I was in the back watching
05:41And Lillian, just the thought of you in that swimsuit outfit
05:47Woo!
05:49What Big Visc wants, Big Visc gets
05:54And mama, I gots to have it!
05:59Whoa, whoa, whoa!
06:06Gots to have what? I mean...
06:08Uh-oh, look out!
06:10Wait a minute!
06:11Visc, wait a minute! What about our swimsuit competition? Where are you going?
06:18Oh no, Visc!
06:22Lillian, I don't...
06:25What's Lillian to do?
06:27Whoa!
06:29Well, bye Lillian!
06:33Have a good time!
06:36Have fun!
06:40All right, ladies, all right, look, look, look, look, look now
06:43Come on back here
06:45We have one less contestant
06:47But that's certainly not going to stop the show
06:49Right now, Victoria, it looks like you are up
06:56Come on, girl, let's see that swimsuit
07:03Come on, don't tease us!
07:07Oh yeah, oh yeah!
07:11Oh, baby, I love it!
07:16I think black is definitely my favorite color
07:21And now, are you ready?
07:23Maria, it's your turn!
07:25Show us your stuff!
07:27Oh, she's doing the swim!
07:30Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
07:32Come on!
07:35Oh, my!
07:39I never wanted to be a leopard until right now!
07:43Oh, baby!
07:45I hope those spots never change
07:48Oh, this is too much
07:50All right, Candice Michelle, it's your turn!
07:56Oh, GoDaddy.com, here we go!
08:00Oh, I love it when she does that!
08:06Wow, wow, wow!
08:09I wonder if we can get Baskins and Robbins to make her the 32nd flavor
08:15All right, Christy Himme, last but not least, here we go!
08:22Whoa!
08:25Oh, baby!
08:27Look at that swimsuit!
08:29Oh!
08:38All right
08:42Let me catch my breath here just for a second
08:48Well, you certainly all look fantastic
08:51You're all gorgeous, but there's got to be a winner
08:54So let me see
08:56Let me make one more look right here
08:59Tough decision for the king
09:01Oh
09:03Okay
09:05Uh
09:07All right, I'm choosing Christy Himme!
09:10Christy!
09:12Christy Himme
09:13Christy, you're the winner!
09:14Declared the winner by the king of the swimsuit competition
09:18Congratulations!
09:32The king has a rough life, doesn't he?
09:36Great celebration in the ring
09:39And what a way to kick off this remote
09:41Oh, wait a minute!
09:42Hey, look, Victoria!
09:44What the heck has come over Victoria?
09:48Wow, a shot right to the head of Maria
09:50Come on!
09:51What does it matter with Victoria?
09:53We said she was exuberant, but
09:55Oh, straight right hands!
09:57Hard, straight right hands!
09:59And look at that!
10:01Straight right hands!
10:03Hard, straight right hands!
10:05And the king now trying to restrain Victoria
10:08Oh, she is!
10:09Victoria slipped!
10:12Victoria pounding away at Christy Himme
10:15What a source for it!
10:19Oh!
10:20Oh, my goodness!
10:22King got kicked right by Lola Jones!
10:25What is the matter with this woman?
10:28What is the matter with Victoria?
10:30A low blow king and...
10:31Oh, no!
10:33Victoria...
10:34Oh, the window is peaked!
10:36Oh, Christy Himme!
10:41Is this all about losing this...
10:44This swim...
10:45I mean, this woman has slipped!
10:52That was absolutely uncalled for!
10:55Like I said, folks, a hell of a way to start the broadcast!