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02:59Home sweet home.
03:01Still here.
03:02Yes.
03:03Still here.
03:04I need a cigarette.
03:05So for the rock challenge,
03:07I think Hollow went home.
03:09Her breaking character during the performance
03:11put her head on the chopping block.
03:12Okay, so Monsters of Rock, guys.
03:15Like, that was fun.
03:16Congratulations.
03:17How does it feel to finally win?
03:19I feel equal with you now, right?
03:21We have one win in a row.
03:22In the performance challenge.
03:23Yes.
03:24No, no, no.
03:25Honestly, like, that was probably the most satisfying moment
03:28and I had to fight back tears
03:30because I fucking nailed the performance challenge.
03:32It was, like, what I came here to do.
03:33Yeah.
03:34All right.
03:35Real question is,
03:37who do you think went home?
03:38I honestly, in my professional opinion,
03:41I think that due to what we saw,
03:44Joska was definitely the one to go.
03:46I lit a candle and I had hopes
03:48that the source of all evil would go home
03:50and it didn't happen, I'm sure.
03:52Who was the source of all evil to you?
03:53Madeline.
03:54But I'm sure that Joska did go home.
03:56She's your grandma, though.
03:58Just tension that's never resolved,
04:00you know what I mean?
04:01Okay.
04:02Tension that just never gets resolved.
04:03It's just constantly a frustration.
04:04I'm out of the loop when it comes to that.
04:05Whenever I had walked up
04:07and heard Madeline talking about me in the boudoir,
04:09I just immediately knew that
04:11she was kind of taking that moment
04:13to throw me under the bus
04:14because she saw the opportunity to try me
04:16and she took it.
04:18At the end of the day, though,
04:20she put on a fierce fucking show.
04:22I was hoping it was going to be Eva.
04:24Yes!
04:26She's a fucking bitch!
04:28Look at your hair!
04:29Paula was back and I realized that
04:31it's going to be another episode
04:32where barely anybody can get a word in
04:34without capitalism being screamed over them.
04:36Bitch does it smell!
04:38Yeah!
04:39I'm not allowed to put deodorant on for a week.
04:41Yeah, so what happened was
04:42put it on your hair, face, feel it.
04:44I was like, what part of my body
04:46would actually bother me to get tattooed?
04:49And there's only one part,
04:50I mean only one,
04:51that has not felt needles in it
04:53and that is my armpits.
04:54Wow.
04:55I am so fucking ticklish.
04:57I mean it.
04:58I mean it.
04:59I could not even hold.
05:01If he touched me,
05:02I like went like that.
05:04It was like the hardest tattoo I've ever gotten.
05:06Oh my God.
05:07I am so impressed that Hollow
05:08got that tattoo on her armpit.
05:10She really impressed me,
05:12so I'm sure she impressed the belays.
05:14And I made sure that what I did was hard
05:16because I felt so bad
05:18for what I did to my band.
05:20And maybe I punished myself a little bit
05:22in this medium.
05:23Hello.
05:24Hello.
05:25Hello.
05:26How are you?
05:27How are you?
05:28How are we?
05:29I think the competitors are happy to see me.
05:31I think.
05:33I think.
05:34I think so.
05:35I'm actually really glad to see
05:37that Madeline's back in the competition,
05:39but I'm not going to lie,
05:40she needs to step her game up
05:42if she wants to stay.
05:44The bitch is back.
05:45The bitch.
05:46Yeah, the bitch is back, Annie.
05:47The cunt of season three is in me.
05:49Do you want to see it?
05:50Yeah.
05:52Oh.
05:53What does it say?
05:54I didn't fuck my brother,
05:55my brother fucked me.
05:58You fucking asshole.
05:59Oh my God.
06:01You're a piece of shit,
06:02and I hate you.
06:03I didn't fuck my brother.
06:04You hid it.
06:05Why did you hide it?
06:06Why don't you put it somewhere
06:07where everyone can see it
06:08for the rest of your life?
06:09She hid it in her ass.
06:10So, confirmation that Madeline
06:12is the new intest queen.
06:13I don't even have a brother.
06:15So, I'm guessing this means
06:17that Yoska went home.
06:19We should have a moment of silence
06:21for little baby Yoska.
06:23You know what?
06:24I'm actually not going to call her.
06:26I'm going to pause you.
06:27I'm not going to call her a baby.
06:29I'm never going to ascribe the word baby,
06:31which I find pejorative
06:33and kind of offensive to someone.
06:35What does pejorative mean?
06:36If there was a jump shoot in boudoir
06:39where I could make a grand escape
06:41every time Hollow decides
06:42to interrupt somebody
06:43and go on a tangent,
06:45I would have been out of that boudoir
06:46within like...
06:49I find it is slanderous to someone's art.
06:51It actually removes the level of respect
06:53and puts a power structure
06:54that isn't necessarily beneficial
06:57to the other artist.
06:58So, to me, I'm never going to say the baby.
07:00I'm going to say,
07:01look at this incredible, amazing,
07:03visual, fine performance artist.
07:08This is some bullshit.
07:10Coven?
07:11Yeah.
07:12What the ever-living fuck?
07:14Honestly, the number just sounded
07:15like a bunch of chaos.
07:18After that challenge,
07:19I felt like a fucking different drag queen.
07:21I feel like, okay,
07:22I've done something so outside my box,
07:24I immediately felt that growth,
07:26and I regret fucking nothing.
07:28You are nothing.
07:29I can be fucking filthy mofos.
07:31I am just super fucking happy
07:33that we're here.
07:34Yes.
07:35And I am ready,
07:36so ready,
07:37to focus on the next challenge.
07:39Same.
07:40You're so funny.
07:41We came up with...
07:43That's different.
07:44Attention, competitors.
07:46Attention, competitors.
07:48Please make your way
07:49to the main stage at this time.
07:51This got me real curious.
07:52What is this intro?
07:54Competitors,
07:55please make your way
07:56to the main stage at this time.
07:59This is ridiculous.
08:00Attention, competitors.
08:02Attention, competitors.
08:05Please make your way
08:06to the main stage at this time.
08:17Hello, uglies.
08:18At this point in the competition,
08:20some of you have survived on skill,
08:22and some of you have survived on sheer luck.
08:25Sometimes success can change
08:27with a simple roll of the dice,
08:29and if you're not careful this week,
08:31your luck may run out.
08:33To make it in this business,
08:34you have to play many roles,
08:35and this week,
08:36we're going to play a game
08:37where you have to play
08:38as many roles as you can,
08:39and if you're not careful this week,
08:41your luck may run out.
08:42To make it in this business,
08:43you have to play many roles,
08:44and this week,
08:45you have to play as many roles,
08:46and this week's acting challenge
08:47is a role that may lead you
08:48straight to the dungeon.
08:50It is our very first
08:51Advanced Dungeons and Drag Queens campaign.
08:57As your dungeon masters,
08:58we're going to roll a race and a class
09:00for each of you to perform.
09:02You will need to create
09:03a ferocious, full-fantasy look
09:04based on those stats.
09:06Then, we will be leaving the mansion
09:07and going on location
09:09to a living Renaissance village,
09:13where you will be acting out
09:14a classic adventure campaign.
09:20Priscilla Chambers.
09:22Elf Bard.
09:24What the fuck is a Bard?
09:26Eva Destruction.
09:28Reptilian Warrior.
09:30Dahlia Black.
09:32Orc Priestess.
09:34Maxi Glamour.
09:36A Reptilian Rogue.
09:39Madeline Hatter.
09:42Dark Elf Necromancer.
09:45Honestly, the best character.
09:47Land Insider.
09:48Elf Barbarian.
09:50Louisiana Purchase.
09:52Elf Priestess.
09:55Hallow Eve.
09:57Dark Elf Rogue.
09:59Dark Elf Rogue?
10:01You may now return to the barracks
10:02and build your armor,
10:03but heed my warning.
10:05If you fail to impress us on this quest,
10:07you will face an extermination
10:08of a most medieval nature.
10:11Good luck, and remember, as always,
10:14for one of you,
10:15this floor show will be your last.
10:30Oh my god, I'm a Dark Elf Necromancer!
10:35Dark Elf Rogue.
10:38I'm really excited for the Dungeons & Dragons challenge.
10:41I don't know a lot about Dungeons & Dragons,
10:43but I'm an Elf Priestess,
10:44and I think I can pull that off.
10:45So Dungeons & Dragons is an adventure game.
10:47It's a rolling dice game
10:49where you choose your character
10:52and how strong they are,
10:53who they are, what they do.
10:54They're like, even down to their personality type.
10:58Okay.
10:59Sounds like a bunch of virgins to me.
11:02I know nothing about Dungeons & Dragons.
11:04I just know that they play the game
11:05to protect their virginity.
11:07Oh, I'm curious as I don't think I heard.
11:09Who did you get?
11:10I got Orc Priestess,
11:11so there's like a subcategory with Orcs
11:13where there's a cave-dwelling Orc,
11:15and so I think I'm going to channel this, like,
11:17Orc Priestess who's never seen light before.
11:19Me!
11:20I'm also High Elf.
11:22Yes, daddy!
11:24Yeah!
11:26Oh.
11:27Oh!
11:28She's speechless.
11:29You smell some water.
11:30Oh my god.
11:31Hi, baby.
11:32Oh.
11:33Oh my god.
11:34Israel walked in, whatever,
11:37and he has a scroll,
11:38and I'm thinking,
11:39what contents are in this fucking scroll right now?
11:43Oh, I have a message.
11:44There's a message here.
11:46Okay, so it says,
11:48ahem,
11:49the key of life and death is a powerful charm
11:52that grants the ability to help or to harm.
11:55Hold on to the key till a much later hour.
11:58You will know when the time comes to unleash its power.
12:01You will have to search, but not very far.
12:03The life and death key is hidden in the boudoir.
12:06Oh my god!
12:07There's something hidden.
12:09There's something hidden.
12:11Where's the hideaway key?
12:16Out of my way.
12:17Pound it!
12:18God damn it!
12:19Oh!
12:20Dahlia finds the key.
12:21The last thing we need to do is give that bitch more power.
12:24So, you have this supposedly very magical key.
12:28The key of life and death.
12:30The key to life and death.
12:32What the fuck does that even mean?
12:35I don't know what the key does,
12:36but I'm sure it's something annoying.
12:38Oh, so can you give life and death to someone?
12:40Do I get to roll the dice for you guys
12:42and the actual game?
12:43I don't know.
12:44I feel like that will either save you
12:47or possibly someone else.
12:48Okay, well what if it means
12:49you get to put someone up for extermination?
12:52If I have to put someone up for extermination,
12:55who would you put up for extermination?
12:56I didn't mean anything I said.
12:57That is a mighty big question to ask.
13:01At this point, I've had relationships and arguments
13:04with multiple people.
13:05With everyone, girl.
13:06Answer the question.
13:07I don't know.
13:08That's the thing.
13:09That's a good answer.
13:10I want to say that I would be fair with my judgment.
13:13All right.
13:14Good to know.
13:15Unless they piss me off,
13:16and then I might just fucking throw them under the bus.
13:17There it is.
13:18Note to self.
13:19Be nice to Dahlia tomorrow.
13:20If you cause me stress,
13:21if you cause me stress,
13:22I want you out of my life.
13:23I hate negativity.
13:24Well, this is all very exciting.
13:26I'm very curious to see...
13:27Oh, look at that.
13:29He's back. He's back.
13:30God, there's more?
13:31More presents?
13:32I hope it's Baklava.
13:33Oh, my.
13:34Oh, we've got it.
13:35You better have some, Baklava.
13:37Yes, yes, yes.
13:38We should get some later.
13:39Oh, wait.
13:40Yes.
13:41Everyone gets the same copy of this.
13:42All right.
13:43So, let's see.
13:44Are we going to do like a little read-through here?
13:45Three competitors wake on the fourth floor.
13:47I tell you, we have to go this way.
13:49I can smell it.
13:50Your sense of direction is not to be trusted.
13:53So, we get the script for Dungeons & Drag Queens,
13:55and we do a read-through,
13:56and everyone's portrayal of their character is a little weird.
14:00And we cannot risk foolish decisions.
14:02Old places of power like this attract thieves and grave robbers
14:05and are likely to be thick with traps.
14:09Have any of you ever acted in your life?
14:11Because it doesn't seem like it.
14:13Maxie recovers and whispers something weird language under her breath.
14:16Polka.
14:21This is amazing!
14:22I'm so fucking excited for this.
14:24At least you guys have more than two lines.
14:26Don't be jealous.
14:27You really are.
14:31I love her.
14:32I'm just annoyed with her,
14:33so her being here is like a bittersweet thing for me.
14:36I'm really happy I have my keys.
14:39All right, now.
14:40Let's start practicing for our rehearsal.
14:43Yeah, now let's move the tables around.
14:45Grab one side.
14:46Watch your back.
14:47That's what I should have been doing this whole competition.
14:49I'm very confident in acting challenges.
14:51I'm a conservatory-trained actor,
14:53and I have degrees in theater,
14:55and I've been performing my entire life.
14:58So I'm ready.
15:00My love, he's as a fever, longing still,
15:03for that which longer nurseth the disease,
15:05feeding on that which doth preserve the ill,
15:08the uncertain sickly appetite to please.
15:11My reason, the physician to whom I love,
15:13angry that his prescriptions are not kept.
15:16Okay, let's do this.
15:17I'm trying to find where that was in the script.
15:18Who's going to be the narrator?
15:20I'll be the narrator.
15:21No, I'll be the narrator, for fuck's sake.
15:24During the rehearsal, I grabbed Dahlia,
15:26because I really just want to make sure
15:28that our shit is washed.
15:30Yeah, no, and then I'll come for an undercut,
15:32like this.
15:33Can I talk to you for a second?
15:35I'm going to actually come in
15:37a little bit more towards me,
15:38so it looks like this,
15:39and what sells it is your reaction.
15:42I thought it was fun.
15:43Yeah, we got it.
15:44So where are we going to take her?
15:45We are in heat.
15:46Dahlia?
15:47Where's Dahlia?
15:49Oh, God.
15:50You and Maxie.
15:53I'm trying to rehearse my scene,
15:55and I'm looking around the room,
15:57and I'm seeing that Dahlia and Madeline
15:59just disappear.
16:01So I really hope that this doesn't hinder
16:04my scene as well as the other competitors,
16:07because I don't think that they should
16:09bring their drama into this type of environment
16:11right now.
16:13Previously, before the competition,
16:15while I was on tour,
16:17Madeline and I had a gig together,
16:19and unbeknownst to all of us,
16:21she had started drinking again,
16:23and she just acted a fool that night,
16:25and it just really violated my trust with her.
16:28I just want to show to Dahlia
16:30that the behavior I showed
16:33isn't the kind of person I want to be.
16:35I just really wanted to apologize.
16:39I know that I broke your trust with me.
16:41There's no reason why I should have even
16:43opened my mouth,
16:44but I was about six whiskey gingers deep.
16:46So not that that's an excuse,
16:49because it's not.
16:50They were my choices, and I made them,
16:53and now I'm just trying to fix this.
16:55I was hurt, and I was so hurt
16:57because I knew that it was just
16:59influenced by alcohol at the time.
17:01Relapse is a part of my story,
17:03and it's a part of my journey and my sobriety,
17:06and I fuck up, and it's really hard,
17:09and then I have to recover.
17:11Addicts in nature are super fucking selfish,
17:14and I'm a narcissistic drag queen.
17:16I wouldn't trust me 100% either,
17:19because I don't need anybody fucking with me.
17:21It's been really hard.
17:23I'm not going to hurt you.
17:26I'm going to say it one more time
17:27so you can just remember.
17:28I'm not going to hurt you.
17:30You've been hurt enough.
17:32I don't want that for you anymore.
17:34I know how hard it's been.
17:37You're safe with me, okay?
17:40You really are.
17:41I promise you, you really are.
17:44Madeline's life hasn't been easy,
17:47and so the fact that she is moving forward
17:50in her sobriety and sees the importance in it,
17:52I'm just elated and relieved
17:54because I just don't want to see somebody
17:56who I care about so much
17:58have to struggle that hard.
18:01Awkward hug?
18:02It doesn't have to be awkward.
18:03Don't make it weird.
18:04I love you.
18:05I love you, too.
18:07Thank you.
18:08A lot.
18:09I know.
18:10You're not alone here.
18:11Okay, let go.
18:12Okay.
18:15We should probably go rehearse my two lines.
18:17Yes, I need to go get that demon blow.
18:21And then that.
18:22What are you doing?
18:24And that's when I can flop something like that.
18:28That looks awkward.
18:29Okay.
18:30Yeah, that just comes off awkward.
18:31Seeing as I have to work with Maxie again,
18:33I am a little apprehensive,
18:36but I am just willing to do what it takes
18:40to sell the shit out of this scene,
18:42so she better cooperate.
18:44Focus!
18:45Okay, so left.
18:47Okay.
18:48No, no, no.
18:49Don't block, just dodge
18:50until you block my attack.
18:52But you don't think it would be more dramatic
18:54if we have those blocks and they add sound effects?
18:56But don't you think it would look more acrobatic
18:58if you're dodging my attacks?
19:00Does that make sense?
19:01Sure.
19:02Why don't we do fencing?
19:03Fencing is for rapiers.
19:04Warriors have straight up jagged, heavy weapons.
19:08Maxie and Eva are clashing a little during the challenge,
19:11and if they don't get it together,
19:12they're both going to go home.
19:14So this has been such a fun day,
19:16but I think we need to get to work.
19:17Agreed, agreed.
19:18Let's fucking leave the boudoir,
19:19let's go work on our shit.
19:20I need to rehearse.
19:21Yeah, I'm ready.
19:22I wonder how the other girls are going to do,
19:23because I wish they were here for fucking rehearsal.
19:25Yeah.
19:26Well, I'm sure they'll catch up.
19:39Into the dungeon we go.
19:45Get ready to poke!
19:49Huzzah, my friends!
19:50Today is a new day.
20:01So, were you a little worried?
20:03Yeah, I was a little worried.
20:05I was like,
20:06So, were you a little worried that Madeline and Dahlia
20:09were not at rehearsal yesterday?
20:11Yeah, we didn't get to rehearse much,
20:13if at all, as a group,
20:15so we have a lot of catching up to do,
20:17so I am nervous.
20:18Even though we weren't present,
20:20sometimes mental health makes a performance a lot better.
20:23I'm glad things were taken care of,
20:25because that will only make everyone here stronger
20:28and in the game,
20:29so I'm happy to hear that.
20:30You and me both, I'm glad that there's no more tension
20:32and distractions with that kind of bullshit.
20:34Allegedly.
20:49Wait, what's that black shit?
20:51Um, so this is foam clay.
20:53Okay.
20:54I don't really know how it works.
20:56I should have went to college.
20:57Strawberry Hill, baby!
20:58Look where I am now.
21:00I didn't even finish high school.
21:02You didn't finish high school?
21:03No.
21:04Oh, wow.
21:05I only got as far as sophomore year.
21:06I actually was kicked out of my parents' house
21:10when I was 17.
21:11They wanted to get my behavior in check.
21:13I was put in a troubled teens type facility,
21:17and we were monitored,
21:19and I couldn't go to the bathroom without permission,
21:23I couldn't leave a room without permission.
21:25It was in the middle of nowhere.
21:27How long were you there?
21:28I was there for a whole year.
21:30Baby.
21:32It took a really big chunk of my childhood away from me.
21:36It's a dark time.
21:37That's a part of my past,
21:38but I swore that I would build myself from the ground up,
21:44and when I discovered drag,
21:46that was something that I could call mine
21:48that no one could take away from me.
21:58You're incredible.
22:02You are such a stronger person now.
22:06I've never truly opened up about this sort of thing.
22:10It's more or less been a family secret of mine,
22:13and one that I haven't really told a lot of people.
22:16Just always own that part of your life
22:18because it's a part of who you are,
22:20and that's amazing, you know?
22:22You're flipping it.
22:23You're flipping the script
22:24and turning it into something positive
22:26because you're an incredibly talented and wonderful person.
22:30Do you want anything?
22:31I'll go grab it for you, babe.
22:36No, I'm fine.
22:38You don't need to be fine, babe.
22:40I'm forever thankful for everything that I've built for myself
22:44because I don't know where I would be
22:46without doing what I'm doing today.
22:49Okay.
22:50So Eva, thank you so much for sharing that
22:53and being so vulnerable with all of us.
22:55That's the beauty of what drag can do.
22:58It allows you to dig in those deep, dark areas and get it out.
23:03You might have had a really dark and horrible past,
23:07but this is just the beginning for you.
23:09I love you.
23:10I love you, baby.
23:11I love you all.
23:12We love you.
23:13I love you, Scarecrow, most of all.
23:15Now let's get to work.
23:17Yes!
23:18Yes!
23:27So my assigned character is El Barbarian,
23:30so I felt it necessary to have a shield.
23:32And I used Eva Foam to heat-shape, cut, and then I painted.
23:36And it's really just these floor mats.
23:39And you just cut it, you heat-shape it with a heat gun,
23:42and then I went in with a Dremel and gave all this detail work by grain.
23:45Now I'm going in for some detailing with a little teeny-tiny brush,
23:48and then I'm going to use an airbrush to really smooth out these grain
23:51where it still looks a little bit more natural.
23:53I kind of perceived a rogue to be very nimble and quick and good at lock-picking,
23:59and I kind of wanted it to be very ballet dance-y, kind of.
24:02I got a dashiki that I cut apart to add to this to give more color and depth.
24:09In the end, it should look kind of like this.
24:12I have a prosthetic mask that I will be adhering.
24:15The inspiration for my elf priestess is just long and lean and very ethereal and light,
24:19so I'm sticking with all silver, silver lame,
24:22and I'm doing a lot of applique and hand rhinestoning work.
24:24And I even rhinestoned the tips of my elf ears just to add another element of light to it.
24:30So just E6000 rhinestones, and then this gets attached with liquid latex
24:35and spirit gum and built up on my ear.
24:39And then my makeup will have rhinestones going up to the ear.
24:42I am dark elf necromancer.
24:45So I'm making a hood, and I'm making these scales.
24:48This is made—this is Worbla.
24:50You heat-activate it with a gun, and then you can mold it.
24:54I already did one sort of kind of where it's like, you know,
24:58bent more like leaf-like, scale-like almost.
25:01So what I want to do is make a ton of those and then have like this armor-plated moment.
25:06And yeah, it's going to be the same color story on there with a black crushed velvet base.
25:18All right, guys. Well, I'm ready to level up my mana and cast a spell on all of you.
25:24All right, pack up your toys, goyles. Let's get the fuck out of here.
25:28All right.
25:36Welcome, adventurers.
26:05Tonight, our competitors have been tasked with rolling the dice
26:08and delivering a full fantasy performance in our Advanced Dungeons & Drag Queens adventure campaign.
26:13As the Dungeon Masters, we've challenged our heroes to act out the story of a great quest.
26:18In addition, competitors need to create looks that fully embody their characters' sense of might and magic,
26:23and display it for us here in the floor show.
26:25The winner of this week's challenge will be dubbed the most powerful player in all the land
26:29and will receive a Queen's Feast Gala at Medieval Times worth over $1,000.
26:34Here to help us judge the floor show are two individuals uniquely qualified at writing and directing cinematic performances.
26:40First, please welcome screenwriter, director, and host of Dead for Filth,
26:44a popular podcast all about horror and queer identity, Michael Virati.
26:49It's my fantasy to be here.
26:51Well, we're here to make your wishes come true.
26:53And returning to the judges' panel for the third season is legendary filmmaker and creator of Jawbreaker and GBF,
26:59our good friend, Darren Stock.
27:01Darren, welcome back.
27:02I am so excited to have you here, and I hope you're ready to read these barefoot halflings for film.
27:06I'm excited to drag these girls to the grave.
27:10Now, it's time to light the torches, roll the six-sided die,
27:14and let the floor show begin.
29:01Oh, my God.
29:31Oh, my God.
30:01Oh, my God.
30:26Oh, shit.
30:29How in the hell did we get here?
30:31Must be foul magic.
30:34The last I remember, we were at the tavern.
30:37And now this?
30:38Well, there's your answer.
30:40This isn't magic.
30:41You just can't hold your mead.
30:46Look, little lady, I'm from sides of the border.
30:48I can handle my mead, unlike your kind.
30:51What do you mean, my kind?
30:54All I'm saying is, is a thief's mouth like yours is all good for one thing.
30:58Lies.
30:59Not mead.
31:00Let's not get sidetracked.
31:02We need to focus on the quest.
31:03She needs to focus on this.
31:05What the hell are you doing?
31:07I would rather do this on my own than share it with someone who is not worthy.
31:13Well, then, bring it on.
31:16Damn it.
31:25Ha, ha, ha, ha.
31:27Please not food, you manservant.
31:47I'm telling you, we need to go this way.
31:55I can smell it.
31:57Your sense of direction is not to be trusted.
31:59I've gotten us this far.
32:01That may be.
32:02But there are other adventurers who are looking for the demon's blood.
32:05We must stop them at any cost.
32:07Wait a minute.
32:08Now is not the time for foolish decisions.
32:11These places are filled with traps.
32:14And they are most certainly jam-packed with great followers.
32:17Well, then, we'll just have to be more deadly than the traps.
32:20Or more intelligent.
32:22Exactly.
32:23Which is why I am done listening to her.
32:28Need I remind you that I successfully escaped the Labyrinth of the Underdark alone.
32:38I'm going that way.
32:44Ah.
32:45Oh, sweet Satan.
32:46We are not going that way.
32:48Agreed.
32:49Follow me.
32:50No.
32:51Follow me.
32:52No.
32:53No.
32:54Follow me.
32:56I've had enough of your contradictions.
33:02You're going to get us killed.
33:04Not if you're already dead.
33:11Well, no means no bad for here for me.
33:14So, I think this is where I'll leave.
33:16But you shall carry on.
33:17Fine, Mary.
33:18I'll choose.
33:22I'll choose.
33:34Finally, it will be mine.
33:36The next step in my dark design.
33:39Not so fast.
33:41Who approaches?
33:42I am the one who will claim the treasure.
33:45Incorrect.
33:46The treasure is mine.
33:48No.
33:49I fought my way through this dungeon all on my own.
33:52The demon blood is mine.
33:54No.
33:55You still have one fight left.
33:57Actually, two.
34:05Not to lie.
34:09Like I said, one last fight.
34:12I think you're forgetting something.
34:15That blood is mine.
34:16And I am its protector.
34:18Make your choice.
34:19Claim your prize.
34:21If you dare.
34:22I already have.
34:48First, the judges would like to thank you all for taking us on that wild ride for the demon's blood.
35:03It really was so much fun to watch.
35:05Before we begin tonight's judgment, I want to ask Dahlia to step forward.
35:10Dahlia, you found the key of life and death at the beginning of the challenge.
35:15The key gives you the ability to either automatically save yourself from extermination
35:21or instantly put one of your competitors up for extermination.
35:26Your only chance to use it is right now.
35:30Do you wish to use the key?
35:35Dahlia has the power to put anybody that she wants up for extermination.
35:39I know I did an amazing job today, but now I'm shaking in my boots.
35:45Dahlia, save yourself, bitch, because I'm a little worried for you, sister.
35:52I'd like to save myself.
35:56A very wise decision.
35:58You have survived this challenge.
35:59You can leave the arena.
36:02Dahlia's look was pure tragedy.
36:06Her face, you can see her in her face.
36:08The look was really off.
36:10Judging by the way that she looked, she was definitely in the bottom today.
36:13Dahlia's not the best performer, so it was smart that she used the key on herself.
36:19Now, if we call your name, please slither forward.
36:23Priscilla Chambers.
36:26You have survived this challenge.
36:28You may leave the arena.
36:30That means the rest of you represent the strongest and the weakest
36:33in our Advanced Dungeons & Drag Queens Adventure Campaign.
36:37I just want to remind everyone that this is a two-part challenge.
36:39Of course, your look always matters, but the highlight of this adventure campaign
36:43was the acting element of the challenge,
36:45so that's going to weigh very heavily in the way that you are judged.
36:48Before we begin, I want to remind you that we are not here to judge your drag.
36:51Drag is art, and art is subjective.
36:54What we are judging you on is your drag as it relates to this competition
36:57and the challenges that we put before you.
36:59So we're going to start with Madeline.
37:01If I were to receive any combination of race and class, I'd probably want yours.
37:05Look-wise, I appreciate that you chose the classic white hair for a dark elf.
37:09It looked fucking amazing.
37:11Madeline, I really enjoyed your performance,
37:13but I have to say, I think you were a bit upstaged by your torch prop.
37:16It was wild. It drew my eye, but then it took up all the attention in your outfit.
37:20I wouldn't say of today, yours was the strongest performance,
37:23but one thing that you did that I definitely want to commend you for,
37:26when I gave you direction, you took it.
37:28The fact that you did a change course when needed, it was definitely a good move.
37:31Thank you.
37:32Louisiana, you kind of impressed us, I think, overall today.
37:35It's great when we give some notes and we see someone taking that into consideration
37:40and letting it affect what we see the next time.
37:42I think you're listening, it's brave, and we love that.
37:45If I were to receive any combination of race and class,
37:48it's brave and we love that.
37:50If I have any suggestion for you going forward,
37:52try a bigger silhouette in the future.
37:54Just play with it, see how it works for you.
37:56And I think as far as your look goes, Darren had a very particular note for you.
38:00Your tuck was cunt.
38:02Missy, don't fail me now.
38:05I could see you feeling it.
38:06And with each take, you just brought more and more energy,
38:09and it was just a joy to watch you encapsulate the character and have fun with it.
38:13I thought of you as a character out of a John Waters movie.
38:16You were campy, you improvised, and you're not taking it too seriously,
38:20which is sort of what this is all about.
38:23Landon, I mean, you look incredible.
38:25The acting was very solid.
38:26You're really good, you sort of play the straight man in a way, pun intended.
38:30Yeah.
38:31I mean, I could have used a bit more variety out of you acting-wise,
38:33maybe a little bit more humor, a little bit more improv, come off book sometimes,
38:37but all in all, I thought you were super solid.
38:39I will say I saw moments where you were relishing what was going on.
38:43Like when you were killing Madeline, that whole moment, I could see it.
38:46How much of that has to do with what was going on in the dungeon versus what goes on in the boudoir?
38:50You know, we bring some of our off life into our characters sometimes.
38:54As you should.
38:55You are the night elf warrior straight out of Kalimdor from Warcraft.
38:58You would put anyone to shame in that game.
39:01So much detail. I love it so much.
39:03The judges really seem to love my looks, and I think I have a chance at winning this.
39:07Let's move on to Eva.
39:09I think as far as your look goes, you had some really creative elements that are unusual.
39:12Can you turn around and show us the tail?
39:14See, to me, that is very hard to do.
39:17You did a really good job with that.
39:19You definitely gave us reptilian warrior, for sure.
39:21Thank you.
39:22This look is filled with so much imagination.
39:25You took a lot of liberties, too, with detailing some of your warrior armor with feathers,
39:28which may not be the first thing that someone would think when they think reptilian warrior or lizard folk,
39:33but it's so successful, and it's just amazing to look at.
39:36Thank you.
39:37It wasn't just a look. You adopted the attitude.
39:40And I could see from your performance, you really demanding everyone else get on the level that you were bringing.
39:45It was a performance, and it sold me.
39:48From the second you walked in, it was awesome.
39:50Thank you.
39:51This was my favorite performance.
39:53You walked in and you owned it.
39:54You were a horse in nature, and then the look, the dreads and the feathers together,
39:58the attention to detail was truly staggering.
40:00Let's move on to Hollow Eve.
40:01You could be in Dark Crystal 3 immediately.
40:03Your performance was incredible.
40:05You commanded it with a Shakespearean authority.
40:08You were riveting.
40:09When someone just really gives it their all, you can tell.
40:12You sold the performance. You were committed to it.
40:14It was really great, honestly.
40:16Thank you.
40:17You're not just getting these good critiques because you have a loaded crossbow standing before you.
40:22That may help influence Darren a little bit.
40:24I have to say, when she shot it for the first time and it actually stuck in the wall of the dungeon,
40:28we were all like, oh, so good.
40:31Darren really liked what I did, and I feel like I'm definitely in the top this week,
40:35which is so much better than being in the bottom last week.
40:39That brings us to Maxi.
40:40The mask for the performance, I think it was a misstep.
40:43Because you couldn't hear your voice. You were muffled.
40:46So for me, it was problematic.
40:50In the world of acting, your features are your trade.
40:52It is what you use to sell a performance.
40:54You have to really sell it in other ways,
40:57and that's a very difficult thing for even seasoned actors to do.
41:01So I don't know that this was a good choice in terms of this challenge
41:05because we really needed to see you.
41:07As far as your look goes, this is whimsical,
41:09and there are some elements that I really appreciate,
41:12but your expressions were lost and any kind of feeling from you other than just the clothes.
41:16Thinking about it, I could probably have done something different to the mask to make it easier,
41:21but I liked it, and I thought my acting was good.
41:24I want to bring attention to Louisiana and Holo.
41:28You both did extremely well.
41:30You painted pictures with your looks and your performances of characters from another world.
41:34We all thoroughly enjoyed them.
41:36You have survived. You can leave the arena.
41:38Thank you.
41:42And that brings us down to our two most powerful players tonight,
41:46Land Insider and Eva Destruction.
41:49One of you is going to win not only the title of being the most powerful player in the land,
41:53but also the $1,000 Queen's Gala Feast at Medieval Times.
41:59And let it be known that all the dragon folk would be very proud
42:02because Eva Destruction brings their clan glory tonight.
42:06You are the winner.
42:07Well done.
42:11Oh my god! I won!
42:14I really, really wanted to win this challenge,
42:17and I'm so glad that my hard work paid off,
42:20and I got a fucking Queen's Feast.
42:23I can't wait to take these bitches out to dinner.
42:26So Eva won, but I really think it should have been me because I think I gave a stellar performance.
42:31Well deserved. You can leave the arena.
42:33Thank you. Thank you so much.
42:35Landon, great job tonight again. You kept things really interesting.
42:39You can leave the arena as well.
42:43Maxie and Madeline, that means you are both up for extermination tonight.
42:47Madeline, I want to point out that the reason you are up for extermination
42:51is because Dahlia Black used the key to save herself,
42:54and she would be in your place right now had she not done that.
42:57I am angry. I'm pissed.
43:00I'm in the bottom again for shit that's outside of my control,
43:04and my look was cool, my staff was cool, my acting was cool.
43:09I don't give a fuck. This is stupid.
43:11The extermination challenge is your last chance to prove to us
43:14that you have the guts and the glamour to be spared and stay in the competition.
43:17We will take into consideration your look, your performance,
43:20and how you fare in this final challenge to decide who will live and who will be exterminated.
43:24Tonight you failed your saving throws, and the dungeon got the best of you.
43:28We're all left wondering if your adventure ends here.
43:31So far in this competition you've all faced a lot of physical challenges,
43:35but tonight you're going to face a challenge of a different nature.
43:38You will be paraded through the center of town and humiliated by your fellow competitors.
43:42While they hurl rotten food and insults at you, you must beg and plead for your life to be spared.
43:47You must convince us why you should remain here,
43:50and why your opponent should be exterminated, or you'll both be leaving tonight.
43:59Are you fucking kidding me?
44:02Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
44:04I would rather go home to be completely honest with you.
44:08Are you okay?
44:09This is going to fucking destroy me. This is going to destroy my career.
44:13It's not, Madeline. It's not.
44:15I'm going to be a fucking laughing stock. Are you fucking kidding me?
44:19Madeline, you need to calm down. You need to breathe.
44:22I said not to make a fool of me.
44:26This is what I'm talking about.
44:28I don't even care about having James Majesty on my fucking ass.
44:32I don't care about that.
44:34But people are going to be fucking pelting me with fucking food? Are you serious?
44:38Madeline, I need you to take a deep breath.
44:40Just think big picture.
44:46I hear this scream, and I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
44:50Honestly, I think that Madeline's meltdown is going to bite her in the ass.
44:54Madeline's outburst might be the thing that sends her home.
44:57You know you weren't in the bottom, right? Originally. You were safe.
45:02It doesn't make this any easier, girl.
45:05I understand.
45:06I'm not well with this. I'm not well.
45:10Nothing is landing in my favor. You see that, right?
45:13There's still time.
45:14The only way that I could rise is if I had what it takes.
45:21And quite honestly, I don't know that I do.
45:23This is fucking stupid.
45:25Can you please go back to the tavern, please?
45:28I'm really over the meltdowns in season three.
45:32It's really aggravating to just constantly have people lashing out with their emotions
45:38and not having any display of self-control.
45:41I know you're upset.
45:42The thing is, is that week after week, I've done, I've done, I take ownership for the shit that I fucked up, okay?
45:49I just, I don't know if it's worth it for me to fucking keep doing this when I just keep underwhelming.
45:55You know what I mean?
45:56It is because it's good for you guys to keep, like, having me do this thing.
46:00I think you're concerned about me destroying my persona, not your personality.
46:04Fuck my persona.
46:05Like, honestly, like, I just, this is so humiliating.
46:11But the big picture.
46:12Fuck the big picture, Clint. Stop it.
46:16You can't, like, make light of this.
46:18This is what we do. This is the show.
46:20Right.
46:21Right.
46:22Right. Because this is real life.
46:24I understand it's real life.
46:28Fine, let's make some fucking good TV then.
46:49Fuck you.
46:55Yeah, fuck you too.
46:58Fuck you.
47:02You're shit.
47:03Fuck you.
47:05Yeah.
47:07Fuck you.
47:08I'm gonna read everybody down.
47:09That's my strategy.
47:10I'm gonna read everybody down.
47:12Alright, my name's Madeline Hatter and I deserve to be here because I don't make my garments out of motherfucking cardboard.
47:18I deserve to be here because I'm more well-read than you.
47:22I speak less than you.
47:23I don't look like a fucking pig.
47:24I'm not an asshole.
47:25I'm younger than you.
47:26And you're just a douche.
47:29I don't even like you.
47:35Who's milking now, you fucking cat?
47:37You!
47:39Madeline's reads are predictable, weak, dust.
47:50I'm Maxi Glamour and I deserve to be here because I don't talk shit on each and every one of you when they're not in the room.
47:57I'm Maxi Glamour and I should be here because I have not said that I don't want to be here on countless occasions.
48:05I am Maxi Glamour and I do make my cardboard costumes because I have talent and creativity.
48:12Madeline's really giving it her all with these reads but Maxi is coming for blood.
48:16I'm actually scared for mad.
48:17Maxi just slayed me.
48:24Little piece of shit.
48:25Where's your fucking box of vanilla?
48:29You can take your polka and your great sense of individualism and shove it up your ass.
48:34You're a dick.
48:35At least I got a dick that likes me, bitch.
48:39And you're welcome to go home to it, shithead.
48:41At least it's time to go home too.
48:43I have a career to go home to.
48:48Y'all fucking suck.
48:56So Madeline actually went into this extermination with a good attitude.
49:00She's actually having fun with the extermination where Maxi is the one who is like going false to the wall and like let her fucking have it.
49:07So who knows what's going to happen.
49:30To be continued
50:00To be continued