تنحرف عطلة نهاية أسبوع للتزلج على الجليد للأزواج المخطوبين حديثًا بشكل رهيب عندما يصل ضيف غير متوقع وتبدأ القوى الخارقة للطبيعة المظلمة في المنزل في الظهور في الذكرى السنوية لحدث مأساوي.
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00:01:30Dude.
00:01:32Del fucking Evans is gonna ride our new board
00:01:34at the freestyle competition
00:01:36at brick this weekend.
00:01:38Pre-orders are gonna go through the roof.
00:01:40Can we confirm with his rep
00:01:42that it will post it on the gram?
00:01:44Ah, Del, he's my boy.
00:01:46This is friendship not business.
00:01:48Of course he knows what's up.
00:01:50Nicely done, bro.
00:01:52We're salary.
00:01:53Yes!
00:01:54Looks like you're in for some powder paradise this weekend, man.
00:01:57It's gonna be so epic.
00:01:58I'll catch you on the flip.
00:02:00Night.
00:02:02Congratulations.
00:02:05You played such a big part in this.
00:02:08I'm sorry, but I did nothing.
00:02:09No, you've been everything.
00:02:11And everyone thought I was crazy to design my own board.
00:02:15You were there.
00:02:16Here.
00:02:18With me.
00:02:19And I know you've been swamped with your own shit, but not once did I feel alone.
00:02:23So I'm just...
00:02:27So happy.
00:02:28Yeah.
00:02:29So am I.
00:02:34What?
00:02:36I would just love to see the look on my professor's face if I called my dissertation paper,
00:02:40my own shit.
00:02:41Oh, haha.
00:02:45Hey, come here.
00:02:47No more work.
00:02:49This weekend's about us.
00:02:50Okay.
00:03:00You good?
00:03:02Of course.
00:03:03Why?
00:03:04It's just you've been doing your stare out the window thing for a while now.
00:03:09I'm just excited to get away with you this weekend.
00:03:13Feels like we've both been in an endless work bubble.
00:03:16Yeah, me too.
00:03:19It's so beautiful.
00:03:50Keith, what is this?
00:03:52We're here.
00:03:55Your parents' ski cabin?
00:03:57Yeah.
00:03:59Flows off the tongue better than 16 bedroom ski chalet.
00:04:04That.
00:04:10We have all to ourselves this weekend.
00:04:19Yeah.
00:04:35Not bad, huh?
00:04:37In the summer, we can take the boat out on the lake.
00:04:41I'm sorry if I seem overwhelmed.
00:04:43I just was not expecting this.
00:04:46Yeah, most people aren't.
00:04:48Forgive me if this is rude, but I met your parents.
00:04:50And they're not pretentious assholes like me?
00:04:53Exactly.
00:04:55Come on, it's just a house.
00:04:57Come on.
00:05:16Mi casa es su casa.
00:05:18Come on, I'll give you the tour.
00:05:20Strong bones.
00:05:22Keeps us afloat.
00:05:24Chairs, if sitting's your thing.
00:05:26Personally, I'm a stand-up guy myself.
00:05:28If forced to sit, I like to do it by the fire.
00:05:32Family dinner time.
00:05:34My personal favorite.
00:05:37The couch.
00:05:39Very impressive, Mr. Jacobson.
00:05:42But I'm gonna need some time to look over the fine print.
00:05:45I have the contracts here all ready to sign.
00:05:48Come here, babe.
00:05:50I can't even imagine the parties you had here growing up.
00:05:54You have no idea.
00:05:57I have a few.
00:05:59So, what should we do first?
00:06:03I have a few ideas in that department too.
00:06:06But I'm afraid if we get started on those ideas,
00:06:08we won't get any ski runs in.
00:06:11Oh, we have time to get over to the mountain before it closes?
00:06:14Come here.
00:06:15This is the best part.
00:06:16We can ski on right from here?
00:06:18Not to the main mountain.
00:06:20But that's a private run just for us.
00:06:22For the other residents in the development.
00:06:24Oh, my God.
00:06:26I'm gonna call down and make sure they keep the lift open.
00:06:29And I have to check in with the office real quick.
00:06:31Why don't you go pick out a room for us?
00:06:34Upstairs?
00:06:35Wherever you want.
00:06:36Explore.
00:06:38But I think you'll find the master bedroom overlooking the valley
00:06:41doesn't seem like the right place for you.
00:06:43I don't think so.
00:06:44I think the master bedroom overlooking the valley
00:06:46doesn't suck that bad.
00:06:48I'll meet you downstairs in a bit.
00:07:14Oh, my God.
00:07:44Oh, my God.
00:08:12Oh.
00:08:13I'm sorry. You scared me.
00:08:15Yeah, my dad nerds out hard on all this shit.
00:08:18What is all this?
00:08:20Oh, mining antiquities he collects.
00:08:23The old nut loves the Americana of it all.
00:08:25I think it makes him feel more blue-collar or something.
00:08:28Oh, yeah? And how's that working out for him?
00:08:31Hey, I think pretty well. You said so yourself.
00:08:35Why mining?
00:08:38Well, Snow Valley's an old mining town.
00:08:41This whole area's built on the old tunnels.
00:08:44They went bust at the turn of the century,
00:08:46and this area got developed into a ski town.
00:08:51Think they skied?
00:08:54You kidding me?
00:08:56This dude was the first Olympic champ sponsored by Atomic.
00:09:03Speaking of, shall we?
00:09:11Yeah.
00:09:27Honestly, I don't know why I was so cold in that roller rink that night,
00:09:30but when I bent over, it was like a winter storm system shot up my ass.
00:09:37I'm telling you, when you leaned over to tie your skates,
00:09:40the sound your pants made when they ripped was etched in my mind forever.
00:09:45Hey, at least I saved the course.
00:09:47That you did.
00:09:49The look on some of those kids' faces as your left butt cheek hung out as you skated was so funny.
00:09:55Cost of business of going commando. It ain't always pretty.
00:10:00What about me? What did you think?
00:10:03I mean, obviously you thought I was the most beautiful woman you'd ever seen.
00:10:08But when I skated up to you for the first time and introduced myself...
00:10:12Honestly?
00:10:14Honestly.
00:10:16Well, I know I'm supposed to say something funny or cute,
00:10:20but I was in love with you from the moment I set eyes on you.
00:10:25I was in love with you from the moment I set eyes on you.
00:10:29And actually, in that moment, I was pissed at myself for being such a showboat
00:10:33because I thought you'd think I was a clown.
00:10:36Oh, well, rest assured, I still very much think that.
00:10:39But...
00:10:45Who's here?
00:10:47Go have a look.
00:10:56Special delivery.
00:10:59Oh. Um, Heath, it's... One second, I don't have my wallet on me.
00:11:03It's on the house.
00:11:05Oh. Thank you. Have a nice night.
00:11:09You too.
00:11:17Wait, how...
00:11:19Surprise!
00:11:21How did you...
00:11:23Get some moves with Goldbelly and the pizza place in town?
00:11:26Now, you might not count the night we shared a slice with my ass
00:11:29hanging out of my jeans our first date, but I do.
00:11:33You are too much.
00:11:36Heath, I've been so swamped with my paper, I haven't even...
00:11:40Happy anniversary.
00:11:42Oh, my God. I love you.
00:11:44I love you too.
00:11:46And on top of this being our first anniversary,
00:11:50I not only want to celebrate that, but kick-start another.
00:12:03Heath, stop.
00:12:05Open it.
00:12:11It was my grandmother's.
00:12:13Now, I'm not going to try and top the pizza from the roller rink
00:12:16with anything too clever, because I'm just going to sound like a cheesedick.
00:12:20Come here.
00:12:22I fucking love you.
00:12:25And this has been the best year of my life.
00:12:28And actually, there's a really bad storm coming in tomorrow.
00:12:32So if you say no, it could get awkward between us if we're stuck here.
00:12:38I can't lie.
00:12:40I like the sound of Laura Jacobson better than Laura Pell the first night I met you.
00:12:46So I guess the answer is yes.
00:12:49Come here.
00:13:15I love you.
00:13:45Are you here to save me?
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00:16:40Okay.
00:16:52Well?
00:16:53What are you waiting for?
00:16:55Show me the fucking rock, bitch.
00:16:59Ew.
00:17:01Seriously, show me the ring.
00:17:03Says, grandmother's, you douchebag.
00:17:05I'm kidding!
00:17:06I know, I love it.
00:17:08I love how traditional and romantic he is.
00:17:12Shut up, Kiko.
00:17:13You know you live for the bling.
00:17:15You're right.
00:17:16But for you, I love it.
00:17:19Did he tell you what he did?
00:17:21Oh my God, it was so adorable.
00:17:24He came to see me and asked for my permission.
00:17:28Just like he would have done
00:17:29if mom and dad were still alive.
00:17:33Okay, what is wrong?
00:17:36Nothing is wrong.
00:17:38You have that Laura look.
00:17:41Everyone and their looks I have.
00:17:43Can I not just have a resting facial expression
00:17:45without people demanding an explanation?
00:17:47No.
00:17:49I'm your sister.
00:17:51What's up?
00:17:52You should just see this place.
00:17:56Uh, bitch, I better see it.
00:17:58A lot.
00:18:00It's just their ski house and it's like a mansion.
00:18:05And you're complaining?
00:18:07Is it weird that I didn't know his family was this wealthy?
00:18:09Of course not.
00:18:10It means he's classy.
00:18:12And you might be the first woman in history
00:18:15to be bugging because her husband is loaded.
00:18:18Well, I'm not saying I'm mad and I get it.
00:18:21I just didn't know.
00:18:24You always do this.
00:18:26What?
00:18:27You talk yourself off a ledge whenever you're happy.
00:18:30I am so not on a ledge.
00:18:32Well, then this isn't me talking you off of one then.
00:18:37You work and study so hard.
00:18:39And the one night that I convince you to come out
00:18:42and get laid, you bag a unicorn.
00:18:44Because you fucking deserve it.
00:18:47You are the best, most caring person I know.
00:18:52But this is your much wiser, older sister
00:18:55telling you that everything is fine and then some.
00:19:00And that I'll always be jealous of you
00:19:02because everything about you is perfect
00:19:04because that's what you put out in the universe.
00:19:06Thanks, Oprah.
00:19:07Fuck you.
00:19:08Fuck you, too.
00:19:14Laura?
00:19:19I'll call you later.
00:19:20Someone's at the door.
00:19:21Okay, bye.
00:19:29Heath?
00:19:30One sec, I'm coming.
00:19:41Um, can I help you?
00:19:51It's you.
00:19:54Excuse me?
00:19:56How rude of me.
00:20:00I was looking for Heath.
00:20:03But now I'm reminded he did tell me
00:20:07he was having guests this weekend.
00:20:08Oh, it's just me.
00:20:10I'm the only guest.
00:20:18I'm sorry, who are you?
00:20:20I'm Ellen.
00:20:21I work for the Jacobsons.
00:20:24Oh.
00:20:24Apologies.
00:20:26You must think I'm quite the fool.
00:20:29But you see, I stepped out for some groceries
00:20:33and I left my keys in my room.
00:20:36Oh, you're, you're staying here?
00:20:41I live here, darling.
00:20:47You were here last night?
00:20:51No, I slept outside.
00:20:56Of course I was here.
00:20:58Where else would I have been?
00:21:01Not to worry, I won't interrupt your little love nest.
00:21:07You'll likely never see me again.
00:21:11Dude, that's sick.
00:21:14All right, my brother, I'll hit you up manana.
00:21:17Del posted on his socials about writing my board tomorrow
00:21:20and pre-orders are already rolling in.
00:21:23Did you ever think life could be this dope?
00:21:29What?
00:21:33I just met Ellen.
00:21:36Oh, don't worry about her.
00:21:37She's just the help.
00:21:38Been with us for years.
00:21:40Just the help, got it.
00:21:42Forgive me, I didn't grow up in a 16 bedroom ski chalet.
00:21:45Neither did I.
00:21:46This is just where I'd come skiing sometimes.
00:21:48Come on, let's go.
00:21:49No, this isn't okay
00:21:50because I didn't know someone else was here last night
00:21:52and we weren't exactly being discreet out here.
00:21:55And even if we were,
00:21:55it might've been kind of nice to know
00:21:57someone else was at the house.
00:21:59Wait, sorry, that totally came out wrong.
00:22:02I'm just excited and...
00:22:05Sorry, I didn't think to say anything
00:22:08because I called and told her to take the weekend off
00:22:10and she said she had plans to go see her sister.
00:22:12Now, clearly that did not happen,
00:22:15but Ellen has her own apartment above the garage
00:22:17with its own entrance and everything.
00:22:19And I'm gonna go tear her a new one
00:22:21for coming through that front door.
00:22:23No, I'm sorry, she forgot her keys.
00:22:25I was just caught off guard, that's all.
00:22:28You certainly don't need to tear her a new one.
00:22:31I was kidding about the new one, I've been tearing of it.
00:22:33Yeah, I know you were.
00:22:36But I think she made our bed.
00:22:37So maybe you could tell her she doesn't have to do that.
00:22:41No, I think I did.
00:22:43I've seen you make a bed, Heath.
00:22:45She definitely did.
00:22:46She's a housekeeper, it's in her DNA.
00:22:49I'm just gonna send her a text to tell her that she...
00:22:51Oop, she beat me to it.
00:22:53She profusely apologizes.
00:22:55She said she was gonna go to her sister's this weekend,
00:22:58but with this storm coming,
00:22:59she's gonna stay put and hunker down.
00:23:03Heath, I'm sorry.
00:23:04Don't be, I should have said something.
00:23:07I'm just happy and excited.
00:23:09So am I.
00:23:16And even more so because I have an entire weekend
00:23:19of the best skiing in the world
00:23:21with the best fiance in the world.
00:23:24Should we invite Ellen?
00:23:26Yeah, Ellen's more of a sledder.
00:23:30Come on, let's go hit the slopes.
00:23:31♪ You caught me on the edge of suffering ♪
00:23:34♪ It showed me how to breathe ♪
00:23:36♪ Don't tell me it was all for nothing ♪
00:23:39♪ There's so much left to see ♪
00:23:42♪ The world outside is waiting ♪
00:23:45♪ And all I wanna see is green ♪
00:23:48♪ I feel your heartbeat next to me ♪
00:23:50♪ I just want you to know, just know that you're okay ♪
00:23:57♪ Just know that you're okay ♪
00:24:05♪ Sometimes you think the worst and you can't get out of your head ♪
00:24:10♪ You're wishing to be someone else in another king size bed ♪
00:24:16♪ And I know, I know it's hard to look the other way ♪
00:24:21♪ When it's all that's on your mind ♪
00:24:23♪ It's a compromise when we draw the line ♪
00:24:25♪ When you don't know where to go ♪
00:24:28♪ And now you're just forgetting about those things ♪
00:24:30♪ That have brought you down ♪
00:24:33♪ Let's take a ride in summertime and I'll be right there by your side ♪
00:24:36♪ Just letting you know, just know that you're okay ♪
00:24:41♪ Just know that you're okay ♪
00:24:46Aw, that's sweet.
00:24:48John and Sarah sent us a cute note.
00:24:49Oh, they're the best.
00:25:01I recognize that guy.
00:25:04Don't worry about him.
00:25:05Works in the development.
00:25:06I can tell him the driveway's heated.
00:25:09Hey, pal, we're good.
00:25:10The driveway's heated, but thanks.
00:25:13Storm's coming in.
00:25:16Uh, yeah, we heard.
00:25:17The driveway's heated.
00:25:18Like I've said about five times now.
00:25:23Storm's coming in.
00:25:24Fuck.
00:25:26Yeah, we got the memo fucked hard and get off my property.
00:25:31I'm telling you, I recognize those guys.
00:25:33Yeah, so do I.
00:25:34They work for the development.
00:25:35Nice guys usually probably just,
00:25:37I am fucking cranked today.
00:25:38No, they're...
00:25:40What?
00:25:44Laura, wait.
00:26:01Laura.
00:26:06What's your deal?
00:26:09I swear I thought those guys were from the photo.
00:26:14Sorry.
00:26:16I'm crazy.
00:26:17No, it's fine.
00:26:18It's probably just the altitude.
00:26:20It messes with me too.
00:26:22It must be.
00:26:24I'm sorry.
00:26:25Don't be.
00:26:26Are you kidding?
00:26:27Come on.
00:26:29You know what you need?
00:26:30The hot tub.
00:26:32Yes.
00:26:34Let's go.
00:26:38Surprise.
00:26:39Surprise.
00:26:45Thought I'd invite a few friends to help celebrate.
00:26:47Oh my God.
00:26:49Yeah, girl, I knew this day was coming.
00:26:52I've been manifesting so hard for you and Heath.
00:26:55Thank you so much.
00:26:57So happy you guys could make it.
00:26:59Congrats, my dude.
00:26:59Thanks, B.
00:27:01Interesting, you wanna walk me through the pieces?
00:27:02Oh yeah, Izzy Miyake.
00:27:05You know her?
00:27:05Yeah.
00:27:06Oh yeah, Izzy Miyake.
00:27:08Get on the level, bro, if you say so.
00:27:11Best man right here.
00:27:13Brandon, so great to see you.
00:27:14Likewise, my lady.
00:27:16Miracle we've made it with Crash Bandicoot driving.
00:27:19Yeah, once we made it through the storm, it was fine,
00:27:21but it was on our tails.
00:27:22They think access to the mountain's gonna be shut down
00:27:24by nine tonight.
00:27:25You know what that means?
00:27:26Unfortunately, I do.
00:27:30Powder paradise.
00:27:32There's such tools.
00:27:34Let me see it.
00:27:36Are you so happy?
00:27:38So much.
00:27:39And I'm so happy you guys are here.
00:27:41Now I know why you wanted to get so much food.
00:27:43Oh, sushi chef Laura is gonna light it the fuck up tonight.
00:27:47You're putting her to work in the kitchen
00:27:48on her engagement weekend?
00:27:49Um, no, I'm putting all of you to work
00:27:51because I'm teaching you all how to make sushi.
00:27:54Fun.
00:27:56Oh dude, you know Del Evans?
00:27:58Not personally, no.
00:27:59He's running my new board tomorrow,
00:28:01the freestyle competition at Breckenridge.
00:28:03Look at that.
00:28:03Tight.
00:28:04Guys, can we not bring business vibes into this?
00:28:07I think we're here to celebrate.
00:28:09Sure thing, boss.
00:28:11I'll get glasses.
00:28:12I'll roll with.
00:28:13And then we will all roll with to the hot tub.
00:28:15Oh my God.
00:28:18How amazing is this place?
00:28:20Still trying to wrap my mind around it.
00:28:24So much abundance.
00:28:26And a lot of room for kids to run around.
00:28:30Don't worry, G.
00:28:31My toast is gonna murder at the wedding,
00:28:34but tonight let's just get our motherfucking drink on.
00:28:37Okay?
00:28:38So, to the best couple I know,
00:28:40soon to be the best married couple I know.
00:28:43New moon blessings.
00:28:54What?
00:28:57Everything okay?
00:28:58Yeah, what's up?
00:29:02Tastes fine.
00:29:03I wish it was the champers.
00:29:05Whatever it is, Brandon, you can tell us.
00:29:08What?
00:29:09Yeah, I mean, come on, we're in a jacuzzi, dawg.
00:29:11We've got powder days and the forecast
00:29:13and enough sushi to feed an army.
00:29:16I mean, what could possibly be wrong?
00:29:18Ed knows about this weekend.
00:29:20And Ed being Ed, he's on his way here right now.
00:29:25What?
00:29:26Why didn't you tell me this?
00:29:27I just found out.
00:29:28I just got a text when we were driving up.
00:29:30Of course, like I can't think and drive at the same time.
00:29:33Right.
00:29:34That's not what I meant.
00:29:35I just know how you feel about Ed
00:29:36and that storm was really bad
00:29:38and I didn't want you to crash the car and kill us both.
00:29:41Wait, what?
00:29:43Who's Ed?
00:29:45I haven't told you about Ed?
00:29:47Uh, no.
00:29:50My mom tells his mom everything
00:29:53and somehow he found out.
00:29:57Well, if it's a friend of yours, I'm sure we can,
00:29:59like you said, we have plenty of food.
00:30:01Food is not the solution.
00:30:03No, it is not.
00:30:04What's his deal?
00:30:05Nobody really knows, to be honest.
00:30:07I mean, he comes from a perfectly good family.
00:30:09My money is he got dropped on the head as a baby
00:30:11and then picked up and then dropped on his head again.
00:30:14And then again.
00:30:15His brother did say something once about his temporal lobe,
00:30:18whatever that is.
00:30:19It's part of his brain.
00:30:20Right.
00:30:21Uh, Ed doesn't really have a normal, uh.
00:30:24Operating system.
00:30:25That's why he just assumes he's invited.
00:30:29The dude has, uh.
00:30:31His heart is strangely in the right place, I will say.
00:30:35What place is that?
00:30:38I don't know, he does like disaster relief
00:30:40and shit like that.
00:30:41I don't know, like champagne shit.
00:30:46Will Ed be invited to the wedding?
00:30:49Our families are close.
00:30:50It's one of those bridges we would have
00:30:52to cross sooner or later, yeah.
00:30:54Is he bringing a girlfriend or a wife?
00:30:57Doubtful.
00:30:58Boyfriend?
00:31:00I actually think he banged a ladyboy in Thailand.
00:31:02Oh, whoa.
00:31:03Dude, Ed gets girls.
00:31:05Fucks them on bathroom sinks
00:31:07like he did with the caterer at our wedding
00:31:09while my grandmother was still using the toilet.
00:31:10Like, terrified.
00:31:12Dude killed it on the dance floor that night.
00:31:14Oh yes, he did.
00:31:15I remembered that.
00:31:16Are you guys serious right now?
00:31:18Babe, you're the manifestation coach.
00:31:19Why don't you just will it away?
00:31:21Wait, you're what?
00:31:23A new project I'm working on
00:31:24that Brandon doesn't take seriously.
00:31:26Babe, I gave you the seed funding to get your app started.
00:31:30I was making a joke.
00:31:31Thank you for letting the whole world know
00:31:32that I can't do anything without your help.
00:31:34Guys.
00:31:36Guys, it's my weekend.
00:31:38I mean, it's our weekend,
00:31:39but we're here to ski, eat, drink, and have fun.
00:31:44If Ed is what you say he is, we'll drink more.
00:31:48We're gonna need heroin.
00:31:50Yeah, like a lot of it.
00:31:52Get it.
00:32:09So once you put your rice and fish in,
00:32:12you just sort of wet the seaweed like this.
00:32:15Then you roll it, push it down, roll it again.
00:32:21And voila.
00:32:24Voila.
00:32:25Guys, this storm is getting bad.
00:32:28They just closed the highway.
00:32:31Maybe Ed will have to turn back.
00:32:33Who's gonna have to turn back?
00:32:37Heathcliff?
00:32:39Edward.
00:32:40Where the fuck is everybody?
00:32:43Thought this was supposed to be a party.
00:32:45Just us, Ed.
00:32:47B-Man, shit, I wasn't expecting to see you.
00:32:51Likewise.
00:32:52Yeah, that storm is no fucking joke, though.
00:32:56Thank God airport security
00:32:57didn't find my little baby blow bullet.
00:33:00Shit was my north star throughout that storm.
00:33:03Pun in tindo.
00:33:05Ed, just spectacular outfit as always.
00:33:09Hey, look good?
00:33:11Feel good.
00:33:12Yes, sir.
00:33:12Mm-hmm, yeah, right.
00:33:14My brother.
00:33:16Got these threads at the Salt Lake City airport.
00:33:19Picked some chump's pocket
00:33:20while we were deboarding the plane.
00:33:22I'm sorry, but who the fuck stands up
00:33:25as soon as the plane lands?
00:33:27Um, do I fucking know you?
00:33:29Oh, I fucking know you.
00:33:33I got you, motherfucker!
00:33:34Ha ha ha, come here.
00:33:36Give me a hug, give me a hug.
00:33:37No, don't give me a hug, don't give me a hug.
00:33:38Fuck you.
00:33:40Where is this honey of yours, huh?
00:33:42Oh, my days.
00:33:45Bark, bark, bark.
00:33:47Well done, doggie, well done.
00:33:50Ah.
00:33:51Laura, it's a pleasure to meet you.
00:33:55I'm Anna, Brandon's wife.
00:33:57We've met.
00:33:58Yeah, right, right, my bad, my bad.
00:34:01Fourth of July.
00:34:04Our wedding, yeah.
00:34:06Right, right!
00:34:10How's your grandma?
00:34:11She has some great memories with you.
00:34:14She still taking a shit?
00:34:15You still fucking girls on sinks?
00:34:17It's still more sanitary than floors.
00:34:20It's really good to see you.
00:34:21Likewise.
00:34:22Ed, I'm Laura.
00:34:25I've heard so much about you.
00:34:26Oh, oh, now you, you are a keeper.
00:34:34Oh, yes, beautiful and intelligent.
00:34:40So lovely to meet you.
00:34:42Oh, what are y'all making?
00:34:48That is revolting.
00:34:50So I guess we can't interest you
00:34:51and make your own sushi night.
00:34:54Not unless Nobu Matsuhisa's the instructor, love.
00:34:56Hey, itadakimasu.
00:35:00Yeah, I'm gonna need some room for prep.
00:35:03I brought meats for days.
00:35:06You brought meats for days?
00:35:08Like, on a plane?
00:35:10Well, you can put human remains
00:35:13in a checked bag these days.
00:35:15They're only looking for bombs.
00:35:17And cocaine, right through security.
00:35:20Cocaine, we love cocaine.
00:35:23Oh, speaking of, the bachelor party's all handled.
00:35:31Me and Mitch locked down a guest house
00:35:34at one of Pablo Escobar's old ranches
00:35:39just outside of Medellin.
00:35:41Yeah, I guess you just tip these handlers
00:35:42a few Colombian pesos,
00:35:44then get you anything from a live panther
00:35:46to a trafficked human.
00:35:47Sorry to break up this riveting guy's weekend chit chat,
00:35:50but doesn't the best man usually handle that?
00:35:52I didn't make the plans because I'm some basic groomsman
00:35:55with nothing better to do with his life.
00:36:01Oh my God!
00:36:02Seriously, you need to go on Lexapro again.
00:36:04He has a fucking gun!
00:36:06Dude, what the fuck?
00:36:07What?
00:36:08I'm in Utah.
00:36:10I can open carry as long as it's not loaded.
00:36:11You're in Snow Valley, Ed.
00:36:13You didn't need to come strapped.
00:36:14Hey, this is not the time in American history
00:36:17to be second amendment shaming anyone, Heath.
00:36:19Okay, copy that, but why did you feel the need
00:36:22to bring like a gat to, you know, a nice safe house?
00:36:27Why don't you tell us what you love most
00:36:29about the United States Constitution, and then I'll go.
00:36:32Ready?
00:36:33No, not ready.
00:36:34This is a ski weekend.
00:36:36We're not discussing our favorite amendments.
00:36:38Ed, I love you, but the gun is going in the safe.
00:36:41I wanna leave.
00:36:43You're not gonna get anywhere on those roads
00:36:45without a snowcat, honey.
00:36:47Well, then we'll ski to a hotel.
00:36:49Come on.
00:36:50No, no, no, relax.
00:36:52Oh my Lord, bless this house.
00:36:55If I'd have known I'd be here with all these snowflakes,
00:36:58I would have concealed carried my 38.
00:37:01Fine.
00:37:02Hey, Ed. Fine.
00:37:03Come on. Fine.
00:37:05I put it in the fucking safe.
00:37:07Fucking pussies.
00:37:11Lead the way.
00:37:14Wow.
00:37:24Why do you have a safe?
00:37:26Cash in hand in case anyone gets kidnapped.
00:37:29Who knows in these times?
00:37:31These times?
00:37:33Boy, you're worried about getting kidnapped and I
00:37:35get shame for packing a little heat.
00:37:37Ed, it's going in the safe.
00:37:40Hand it over.
00:37:44And the clips.
00:37:47Really cooking my grits, Heath.
00:37:51And the holster.
00:37:53I want no memory of this.
00:37:56Well, good luck forgetting me.
00:38:01I'm unforgettable.
00:38:03Yeah.
00:38:05I'm unforgettable, bitch.
00:38:09I'm unforgettable.
00:38:10I'm unforgettable.
00:38:11I'm unforgettable.
00:38:13I'm unforgettable.
00:38:16You're unforgettable.
00:38:29So it's called a sip and see.
00:38:30You know you sip champagne
00:38:31and everyone needs my sister's baby.
00:38:35I think my favorite thing about crypto
00:38:36is I literally just made 58 K in the last 20 seconds.
00:38:38I got to hand it to you, Ed.
00:39:00This looks and smells amazing.
00:39:04Just a heads up, Javelina's a gamey swine.
00:39:07You hunted this?
00:39:08I shot it rummaging through the trash in my dumpster.
00:39:12Oh, but be careful, I wasn't able to find the slug.
00:39:18Baby bites.
00:39:19Dumpster pig.
00:39:20Hmm.
00:39:21First time for everything.
00:39:23Tell me about yourself.
00:39:24You don't look like one of Heath's normal trust fund digger bitches.
00:39:30I appreciate your honesty, but the jury's still out on cutting a living.
00:39:34I'm a graduate student.
00:39:36Getting my doctorate.
00:39:37Oh, see?
00:39:38Didn't I tell you I could tell she was smart?
00:39:41Oh, yeah, how's your...
00:39:44You're working on some crazy research paper, right?
00:39:46I'm sorry, Anna.
00:39:48We were talking.
00:39:49And where I'm from, when people are talking, you don't interrupt them.
00:39:53Oh, yeah?
00:39:54Where's that, Ed?
00:39:55Hell.
00:39:56Let's dial back the hostility, please?
00:39:59Are you kidding me?
00:40:00I'm so sorry about her.
00:40:02As you were.
00:40:07So I study abnormal child psychology.
00:40:10Wow.
00:40:11I must come in handy living with Heath.
00:40:14Fuck you.
00:40:16Oh, um, her paper just got published.
00:40:20Ooh, that is tight.
00:40:22Can I get it on Audible?
00:40:25No.
00:40:26And you wouldn't want to.
00:40:27It's a scholarly paper.
00:40:28Mostly circulates with professors and students.
00:40:31Try me.
00:40:32I love books.
00:40:34Romance, thriller, cottagecore.
00:40:37You name it, I have read it.
00:40:39You know, it has got some elements of a mystery.
00:40:42What is it?
00:40:45I study extrasensory perception in case studies of children with extreme developmental disabilities.
00:40:51Damn.
00:40:52Sounds trippy.
00:40:53Believe me, I know it's a lot to chew on.
00:41:00Extrasensory, like, psychic?
00:41:02To put it plainly, yes.
00:41:05Especially in extreme cases of autism and schizophrenia, the subjects I study are able
00:41:10to read symbols on cards without even seeing them.
00:41:14Telepathic communication isn't uncommon.
00:41:17And their ability to create images of people they've never even met, that we've linked
00:41:23to actual people.
00:41:25It's pretty wild.
00:41:26Just like The Shining?
00:41:28Kind of, yeah.
00:41:31It's still pretty fringe and I'm not going on Joe Rogan anytime soon, but...
00:41:34Wait, this is what your paper's about?
00:41:36I fucking love Rogan.
00:41:38I've told you this like a hundred times.
00:41:41Are you kidding?
00:41:42Can I see dead people?
00:41:43All the time.
00:41:44All the time.
00:41:53You should have your patients come to this place.
00:41:56Has he told you about it?
00:41:57Here we go.
00:41:58Dude, we do not need to go there.
00:42:01Go where?
00:42:02Nothing.
00:42:03Just the old mining history I was telling you about.
00:42:05Oh, then he definitely hasn't told you.
00:42:08Well, this weekend is just full of surprises.
00:42:12Ed, come on.
00:42:14We're here to celebrate our engagement.
00:42:15If he hasn't told you, then you definitely don't want to Google Snow Valley Insane Asylum.
00:42:25Please don't.
00:42:26I don't have my phone on me.
00:42:27Oh my God.
00:42:28You know, you could have listened to the part where he's politely asked you to not Google
00:42:32this.
00:42:33This is so fucked up.
00:42:35What?
00:42:36An old mine shaft that they use as like a makeshift sanitarium for the mentally ill.
00:42:41There was an explosion and they all burned to death.
00:42:44Yeah.
00:42:45Great dinner talk.
00:42:47Anything's better than listening to Ed.
00:42:48Look, it was a long time ago.
00:42:50People did a lot of fucked up shit.
00:42:52Fortunately, the state of Utah Department of Mental Health and Science has come a long
00:42:55way since then.
00:42:56Yeah, but that story is true.
00:43:00And that nut house was a part of the East McGovern shaft that ran right beneath our
00:43:06feet.
00:43:10Our buddy, Clay, heard some screams and shit down in the basement when we were in high
00:43:19school.
00:43:23Cries that could only be tortured souls of the mentally ill patients that were incinerated.
00:43:36All trapped.
00:43:41Burned to death.
00:43:44Right beneath this house.
00:43:47Alright, dude, we get it.
00:43:51Do you, though?
00:43:58The most horrific part?
00:44:01They all could have been saved.
00:44:06All the other minors were rescued, and from much deeper tunnels.
00:44:12They purposely let them burn.
00:44:17That kind of energy never rests peacefully.
00:44:20How could anyone just dump their kids in a mine shaft?
00:44:24It happens more than you think.
00:44:27I mean, not in mine shafts, but we've supervised cases of mentally ill kids being abandoned
00:44:32all the time.
00:44:35If it feeds your intrigue, I thought I heard something strange last night.
00:44:39Yeah, that's it, dude.
00:44:40We talked about this.
00:44:42The anniversary of the explosion is tonight.
00:44:46Tonight, January 14th.
00:44:50Did you know this?
00:44:51Of course I didn't.
00:44:52And even if I did, why would it matter?
00:44:55Don't you remember how batshit everyone started acting the last time we partied here on the
00:44:59anniversary?
00:45:00Everyone was on shrooms, even still.
00:45:03I thought it was grim.
00:45:04You picked the anniversary of the incineration to have your engagement weekend, but it was
00:45:09a surprise, so.
00:45:11A surprise that you weren't invited to.
00:45:14Not invited?
00:45:16Not invited.
00:45:18Anna.
00:45:20No one else wants to stand up to you.
00:45:22You weren't invited.
00:45:23Is this true?
00:45:26Yeah.
00:45:29It's true.
00:45:30Eve?
00:45:31Ed.
00:45:32Was I not invited?
00:45:34You're always welcome.
00:45:35You know that.
00:45:36But, I mean, yeah.
00:45:39This was supposed to be a couple's weekend.
00:45:41I would have put a date, had I known, but...
00:45:49Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:45:53I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna go.
00:45:58Dude, you're not driving in this weather.
00:46:00I don't care how much cocaine you brought.
00:46:02No.
00:46:03I'm just gonna turn in.
00:46:04Great.
00:46:05And leave us to clean up your pig slaughter.
00:46:09Don't worry about that.
00:46:10Ellen will do it tomorrow.
00:46:11Seriously?
00:46:12I'm just gonna go to bed.
00:46:16Ed, wait.
00:46:18Come on.
00:46:19We're gonna finish this amazing dinner, and then go have a tournament on the golf simulator.
00:46:25You won't go play.
00:46:27I won't be able to focus on my game.
00:46:30I know when I'm not wanted.
00:46:34Clearly you don't.
00:46:35You've gotta stop.
00:46:36Ow, Brandon.
00:46:37You're hurting my arm.
00:46:38I'm sorry, but this is bad.
00:46:39What do you mean?
00:46:40When he gets emotional like this about not feeling wanted, it's third grade birthday
00:46:46shit, but it's his kryptonite.
00:46:48Hence why he would always just assume he's invited.
00:46:51I should have said something earlier, but bad things can happen.
00:46:55And why'd you have to be so harsh?
00:46:59We're talking about an uninvited guest who brought a gun to a ski weekend.
00:47:04I know.
00:47:05I know that.
00:47:06But he's here, and you just made it worse.
00:47:07Okay, how bad are we talking?
00:47:09Bad.
00:47:10Yeah.
00:47:11You have to apologize, Anna.
00:47:13To keep the vibe good.
00:47:14When was it good?
00:47:16Level.
00:47:17Look, it'll mean a lot if you do.
00:47:19We've seen this before.
00:47:20An apology goes a long way with Ed.
00:47:23Fine.
00:47:24In the interest of the vibe, I will go apologize to your psychotic friend.
00:47:31Golf simulator.
00:47:32Now.
00:47:33Coo-coo.
00:47:34Put me down for birdie.
00:47:44Put you down for bogey.
00:47:46Put me down for hole-in-one.
00:47:47I'm telling you, dude.
00:47:48She could be on the tour.
00:47:50Tour s'more.
00:47:52Here's $8,000 in golf lessons for free.
00:47:55Fuck!
00:47:56That better be a call from the Pope.
00:48:02Even better.
00:48:03Del Evans.
00:48:04Deli boy.
00:48:05Que pasa mi primo amigo?
00:48:06No bueno, amigo.
00:48:07Uh, what do you mean, no bueno, mi amigo?
00:48:15What happened?
00:48:16Like I said, no bueno.
00:48:17All right, stop speaking Spanish.
00:48:19What the fuck happened?
00:48:20He.
00:48:21He went down on like the second error of the trial run.
00:48:24So you can't ride my board tomorrow?
00:48:26Dude, I can't ride any board for like six months, let alone yours.
00:48:31I just called because you're my bro, and I think there's something wrong with the bindings.
00:48:36No, no, no.
00:48:37Nothing's wrong with the bindings.
00:48:38Factory checked them and gave them the thumbs up.
00:48:41Something's clearly wrong with your ability to ride a snowboard.
00:48:44You have any idea how hard you just fucked me?
00:48:47Bro, dude, chill.
00:48:49Oh, no, fuck you.
00:48:51Fuck!
00:49:03What is wrong with you?
00:49:05This is so bad.
00:49:09Yeah, for Del.
00:49:12He can't walk.
00:49:13What about me, Laura?
00:49:16This is the first thing I've ever done that anybody's ever taken me seriously for.
00:49:20Do you have any idea how much I've put into this?
00:49:23Well, of course I do, and I'm sure he does as well.
00:49:28So maybe if you just took a sec, you could call him back and apologize.
00:49:41No, you're right.
00:49:42He does know.
00:49:43I'm going to go get my iPad and make it crystal fucking clear that he needs to ride my board tomorrow.
00:49:48Did you not—
00:49:52Heath?
00:49:53What?
00:49:54The mining axe that was on the wall.
00:49:58Yeah, that's weird.
00:50:02Collecting axes is definitely fucking weird.
00:50:05It's missing.
00:50:06And please don't tell me it's the altitude playing tricks on me.
00:50:09No, you're right.
00:50:10Don't worry.
00:50:11This is just Ed messing with us.
00:50:13Ed 101.
00:50:14Oh, great.
00:50:15The guy who brought the gun now has an axe.
00:50:17Where are they, anyway?
00:50:19Anna?
00:50:21Which room did Ed take?
00:50:23Did he take one?
00:50:24I didn't see.
00:50:25Me neither.
00:50:26I haven't seen him since he brought in the pig.
00:50:28Okay.
00:50:30You guys go find them.
00:50:31I'm going to go get the iPad.
00:50:35Shit.
00:50:36Wow, great leadership.
00:50:41You okay?
00:50:42What happened?
00:50:46I don't know.
00:50:47It's like someone just ran past and whacked me with a lacrosse stick.
00:50:50It's probably just a draft from the window.
00:50:52It was not a draft.
00:50:53But it probably was.
00:50:55Come on.
00:50:56There's some flashlights and shit in the storage closet.
00:50:59Let's go.
00:51:01Fuck.
00:51:06Ed, if you're playing games, this isn't funny.
00:51:11Something tells me that if Ed was playing a game, it wouldn't be one we would think is funny.
00:51:15Quick study.
00:51:19Did you hear that?
00:51:21Uh, no.
00:51:23It was like a little boy laughing.
00:51:25Like I heard the other night.
00:51:30It's just the wind, babe.
00:51:32You really need to learn to differentiate the two.
00:51:42Let's just get upstairs so I can get my iPad and FaceTime with Del.
00:51:46Shouldn't we find Ed and Anna?
00:51:48In theory, yes.
00:51:49I just need to get this binding issue out of this stoner fuck's head before he tells someone with a brain that could sue me.
00:51:54Heath, Jesus.
00:51:55No, I'm sorry, but this could be bad for the both of us, okay?
00:51:58Guys, it's going to be fine.
00:52:00I just sued off my first snowboard.
00:52:01It's not going to be fine.
00:52:05Was that a gun?
00:52:07Sure sounded like it.
00:52:09I thought you'd locked it in the safe.
00:52:11I did, but not every gun in existence.
00:52:13Should we call the police?
00:52:16I've got no bars.
00:52:17Don't sweat it.
00:52:18This is just Ed being Ed.
00:52:20I'm starting to think Ed belongs in jail.
00:52:25That was Anna.
00:52:26Anna?
00:52:43What are you going to do with that, Tiger?
00:52:45Your golf pro teach you how to spar, too?
00:52:48I have a black belt in Aikido.
00:52:54Anna?
00:53:07Now, clench the anus, squeeze.
00:53:11Feel that energy just blast up the base of the spine into your third eye.
00:53:14What the fuck?
00:53:17A little privacy, please.
00:53:22What the fuck?
00:53:23What's your problem, Ace?
00:53:24What's my problem?
00:53:25This isn't what it looks like.
00:53:27Well, sure as fuck doesn't look like an apology.
00:53:29I'm doing you a solid, Chief.
00:53:31Anna's chakras are all clogged up from the negative aspects of your relationship.
00:53:36He's right, Brandon.
00:53:38Our relationship has issues.
00:53:40I know, baby, but this?
00:53:42This is a powerful release, B-Man.
00:53:47And until you learn how to support this beautiful, beautiful woman in her manifestation coaching business without it triggering your need for belittlement or control, your relationship will remain in stagnation, my friend.
00:54:01Baby, you hate Ed.
00:54:05I mean, upstairs.
00:54:07How?
00:54:09I don't know.
00:54:10We just, we connected.
00:54:12I don't know how to explain it.
00:54:13You know, I walked in, and there was sage burning, and we started talking about energy, and...
00:54:18I took you on five days before we slept together, 20 before we did any butt stuff, a little sage, and some energy talk, and Ed's walking through the back door?
00:54:26No.
00:54:27No, no, no, no, Brandon.
00:54:29You have this all wrong.
00:54:31There was no meat on bun contact, bro.
00:54:34I walked in on you, laid down doggie with my wife, telling her to clench her anus.
00:54:39Dude, it's a breathing technique to move the kundalini up the spine.
00:54:43Fucking what?
00:54:44What the fuck are you talking about?
00:54:46If you took any interest in my yoga practice, you'd know.
00:54:49But you don't.
00:54:50Case in point.
00:54:52When you clench the muscles around the genitals, sphincter, and sit bone.
00:54:55Leave my wife's shit bone out of this.
00:54:57Sit bone.
00:54:58The perineum, bro.
00:54:59Okay?
00:55:01It's where the serpent's coiled at the base of the spine.
00:55:03If you want to continue pleasing a woman like this, you really need to study on this stuff, champ.
00:55:08I'll show you where the serpent's coiled, you sick fuck.
00:55:10And I'm done paying for your yoga.
00:55:15Is he okay?
00:55:17Is he breathing?
00:55:22Yeah.
00:55:23Good.
00:55:24He'll be fine.
00:55:25He'll wake up in about 20 minutes in a state of calm, much more open to receiving.
00:55:32Hey, you have nothing to be ashamed of, love.
00:55:35He'll understand.
00:55:36Ed, where is your gun?
00:55:39What are you talking about?
00:55:40You were not just firing.
00:55:41You're a gun.
00:55:43Doing a healing?
00:55:44I would never pervert such a sacred act with an instrument of violence, Heath.
00:55:49Did you bring another gun?
00:55:51I'm on a ski trip.
00:55:52Why would I need two guns?
00:55:55Yep, that was a Glock 19.
00:55:57Same as mine.
00:55:58It's a pretty popular pistol, but my bet is that someone broke into your safe, Heath.
00:56:03Could it be Ellen?
00:56:04Ellen's not much of a gunslinger.
00:56:06Who is Ellen?
00:56:07Oh, don't worry about Ellen.
00:56:08She's just the help.
00:56:11To overcome the beast, we must become the beast!
00:56:18All right, let's just get out of here.
00:56:20What about Brandon?
00:56:21What about him?
00:56:23We can't just leave him here with his head dangling off the bed.
00:56:25I got a bad back.
00:56:27So unless Heath here wants to hoist him over his shoulder and carry him out via non-casualty stuff,
00:56:31we're just going to have to dump him and run.
00:56:34Okay, yeah, we might be surrounded.
00:56:36We got to check the safe for my piece.
00:56:38You guys go ahead.
00:56:39I'm just going to stay here with Brandon.
00:56:41I would have loved to have finished our session.
00:56:46I know we have our issues, but as soon as I saw his reaction, I knew that he really loved me.
00:56:54So this is our journey now.
00:56:58Well, if you ever find yourself in Miami, don't be a stranger.
00:57:02Open up. Let's go.
00:57:05Let's move out.
00:57:10Who else has the combo?
00:57:12Only my dad.
00:57:14You saw that I locked it.
00:57:16I saw that you closed it.
00:57:18No, I definitely locked it.
00:57:23Well, maybe the individual who lit this glorious, roaring fire could glue us in.
00:57:29Guys, let's just get out, get to a neighbor's.
00:57:31Maybe someone has a phone we can call the police.
00:57:34Fuck!
00:57:36Fucking dead.
00:57:39Ow!
00:57:46Yeah, I definitely just heard that little fucker too.
00:57:50I'm telling you, I think there's a little boy here.
00:57:53And don't tell me it's the wind.
00:57:56You're both crazy.
00:57:59Are we, though?
00:58:01Okay, now it's further away.
00:58:04Come on, let's go.
00:58:16Come on.
00:58:21I like this kid.
00:58:25Get down, get down.
00:58:27Did you lock the door?
00:58:29Of course I locked the door.
00:58:31The Empress of the West, psychopath with a gun.
00:58:36Oh, dope. Movie night.
00:58:45It's the guys from the photo, from the driveway.
00:58:49I'd say I've seen that one. Good flick.
00:58:54Ellen, what the fuck is going on?
00:58:56Your brother has escaped.
00:58:59What?
00:59:01This doesn't concern you.
00:59:03You just said that someone escaped.
00:59:05And you have a brother?
00:59:07It's Ellen's run she had with my dad. It's not like a real brother.
00:59:10Oh, word.
00:59:12I didn't know Big Mike had a Schwarzenegger baby.
00:59:16How could you let this happen?
00:59:18I should have gotten out when I went to check the fuse box.
00:59:21And where is it exactly that you've been keeping him?
00:59:24Laura, it's free zone good. Don't overthink this.
00:59:26No, Heath. I think underthinking has officially ended.
00:59:30He's a total train wreck, babe.
00:59:32He hasn't spoken a word since he was born, he has violent tendencies, and...
00:59:37And might have a gun. And I'm sorry, train wreck?
00:59:40Look, I know you have a soft spot for these types, but I'm telling you, this is different.
00:59:44I work with kids like this. How could you not tell me?
00:59:47For this exact reason. Because I knew you'd overreact.
00:59:49And if any of this ever got out, my dad's reputation would be ruined.
00:59:52Fuck your dad! We need to help him before he hurts himself. Or one of us.
00:59:56Or both.
00:59:57Yes. Finally, Ed, you've said something I can get behind.
01:00:01Oh, you can get behind my dad locking me in a shed for a week and feeding me dog food?
01:00:06You see? Best not to meddle in affairs that are none of your fucking business!
01:00:12I hear you, loud and clear.
01:00:15But right now, a mentally disabled child is loose in a house with a gun.
01:00:21It's my fucking business.
01:00:31Ellen, I study abnormal child psychology.
01:00:34What is his condition?
01:00:37His condition is in perfectly good hands with his mother!
01:00:41Mother knows best.
01:00:46Brian?
01:00:50Don't be afraid.
01:00:53I'm sorry these people have upset you.
01:00:58But your mother is here to make everything better.
01:01:07How could you leave a loaded gun out in the open?
01:01:11I put it in the safe and locked it. Nobody else has the combination, Ellen.
01:01:23Well, then.
01:01:24Well, then what?
01:01:26I believe those beneath...
01:01:30...may be having a bit of fun with us.
01:01:34Y'all really gotta plan your ski weekends around this one from now on, buddy.
01:01:39Shut up, Ed.
01:01:41I think I heard him the other night.
01:01:44All you had to say to me...
01:01:47Ellen, I know this will sound crazy, but I study this phenomenon, and I think your son was trying to contact me.
01:01:53I can help you.
01:01:54Oh my God, this is not the time to start spinning the wheel.
01:01:57Oh my God, this is not the time to start spinning your wheels on your psychic retard theories.
01:02:02We just gotta find this kid and get him back to his room.
01:02:06Yeah.
01:02:09It's all making sense now.
01:02:12You've come here to take my boy, haven't you?
01:02:16What? Of course not. I just want to help.
01:02:20Ellen, stop!
01:02:22Laura, run!
01:02:23Laura, chill!
01:02:25We've gotta set her straight before she gets away!
01:02:27Ellen, you hurt my face.
01:02:30Okay.
01:02:37Oh, Laura!
01:02:41Ha ha!
01:02:52Hey, where the fuck is he?
01:03:06Ellen and I just want to talk to you.
01:03:10No!
01:03:27Damn it.
01:03:41No!
01:03:50Are you here to save me?
01:03:57Are you here to save me?
01:04:11Yes.
01:04:13Yes, Ryan.
01:04:17If that's you.
01:04:20I can hear you.
01:04:23I can help you.
01:04:27I can save you.
01:04:30If you'll let me.
01:04:40Okay.
01:04:59You can trust me, Ryan.
01:05:02I think you know that.
01:05:05I heard you the other night as well.
01:05:07You asked if I was here to save you.
01:05:10And I wasn't sure what was happening.
01:05:14But now I do.
01:05:17And I believe you have great powers.
01:05:22Just please use them to let me help you.
01:05:26You don't have to hurt anyone.
01:05:31Ryan, I can hear you if you speak to me.
01:05:35Where are you and I'll come to you.
01:05:39I'll help get you to a place where people understand you.
01:05:43And to help care for you.
01:05:46Would you like to come play with me in my room?
01:05:49Yes.
01:05:51Yes, Ryan.
01:05:53I'll meet you in your room.
01:06:05I'm coming in, Ryan.
01:06:08Please put the gun down.
01:06:11And we'll leave here together.
01:06:34Ryan.
01:07:05Ryan.
01:07:25Mama, no!
01:07:29Ryan.
01:07:31You think she's going to help you?
01:07:35But she's only going to take you away from me.
01:07:39I'm the only one.
01:07:42Who truly understands.
01:07:46What's best for you.
01:07:57Chin up, little man.
01:07:59I got two on this bitch as well.
01:08:05Hands up, fuckstick.
01:08:07Get down on your fucking knees.
01:08:11You too, ex-lady.
01:08:13I thought you said you only brought one gun.
01:08:15I lied.
01:08:17I always keep two in a coat.
01:08:23You people are going away for a ferry.
01:08:28I'm not going.
01:08:30You people are going away for a ferry.
01:08:34A very long time.
01:08:37And you can give this back to Grandma.
01:09:00I love you.
01:09:23Are you seriously this emotionally invested in this stupid puzzle?
01:09:30Do you ever remember things about our childhood?
01:09:33I remember being children.
01:09:36No, like weird things that you can't explain.
01:09:40I don't remember being able to explain a lot of things as a kid because I was a kid.
01:09:47Forget it. I just...
01:09:49I'm involved in this study at school and ever since I started, I've been having like...
01:09:56Deja vu and I can't tell if I'm uncovering repressed memories or I'm just convincing myself that I'm experiencing what I'm studying.
01:10:08I don't mean to freak you out, but...
01:10:13Do you ever remember hearing Mom and Dad talking to us after they died?
01:10:19Or you and I communicating without using words?
01:10:22Okay, you need to catch some dick harder than any woman in the history of Friday night.
01:10:28There's this guy Heath that I'm dying for you to meet.
01:10:30He's single and ready to mingle.
01:10:34I know you wanted to just get away and have a chill weekend,
01:10:38but my girl's having a Boogie Nights birthday bash down at the roller skating rink tonight
01:10:42and you and I are fucking going.
01:10:45And that's final.
01:10:52Okay.
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