Off Ramp (2023)
صديقان محبوبان ومنحرفان يسافران عبر الجانب السفلي من أمريكا لحضور التجمع السنوي لجوجالوس: جنة للمهووسين والمنبوذين والمجرمين، والمكان الوحيد على الأرض الذي يشعرون بالقبول فيه.
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00:00:30You
00:01:00You
00:01:05What is a juggalo
00:01:10Is juggalo a die-hard super fan of insane clown posse greatest duo in horror core rap music sure
00:01:19That's just the tip of the fucking iceberg
00:01:22We freaks weirdos outlaws derelicts outcasts
00:01:30Unwanted unloved forgotten. We are juggalos and
00:01:38We are family
00:01:41Our hearts are covered in clown paint y'all
00:01:45That shit ain't never washing off
00:01:52Mr. McIntosh today's the day. I don't want to see you back here. Okay?
00:02:00Oh
00:02:17Shit what up thing? I feel on that beat tray
00:02:22You ready?
00:02:23fucking a hole
00:02:25been ready
00:02:27Powers that be never gave a chance to people like us
00:02:31We scary to them
00:02:34America land of the greed
00:02:37Home of the sheep when wine flavored black and mild
00:02:42One novelty necklace. Yeah, that's my shit
00:02:46Sign here. Why do juggalos paint our faces like clowns?
00:02:52Maybe it's to mock society's mask
00:02:57I never wear an orange again
00:03:00Some bullshit color anyway, I
00:03:02Want a copy of your diabolical deadbeats demo?
00:03:06Name sound dumb as shit when I hear it out loud damn
00:03:10Well, I still want to hear it. Thanks for looking out for me face
00:03:15Then just gotta stick together
00:03:19Stay gold, right?
00:03:28The
00:03:31Gathering of the juggalos is our Shangri-La
00:03:34For one weekend a year we can let go
00:03:37Live among our own and get fucked up proper
00:03:43But the rest of the year we got to survive among the society that rejects us
00:03:57Write my name
00:04:28Bitch wanna fuck. I'm like, yeah
00:04:35Cut me I believe clown pain
00:04:48Where me and my love did me
00:04:54Okay me mom
00:04:57Time to make haste with the waste
00:05:16What you want to eat for dinner
00:05:19we got beef garden vegetable or
00:05:23chicken itty-bitty noodle
00:05:26Chicken a dignified choice, madam
00:05:34Yum-yum itty-bitty chicken titty it's like the secret life of Walter mini
00:05:44Zoom zoom here comes the plane 9-11 in your mouth bring in the pain
00:05:55Me ma
00:05:58I'm out
00:06:01Janice gonna come over in like an hour. Make sure you're not fucked up bitches. Okay?
00:06:12Love you me mom
00:06:14We hustlers with hearts of gold
00:06:17We down ass homies
00:06:19We down with the clown till we dead in the ground
00:06:25You
00:06:42Show me your butthole
00:06:47Finally free from the shackles dr. Trey's which you cackles what I'm hungry. I eat crackles this joint right here
00:06:54We attack goals put that shit away don't be such a wet fart come on fuck is wrong with you
00:07:01You completely missed you homie. You're getting hard right now. Fuck off me
00:07:06Or my keys that that's a good care before you uh-huh. Oh
00:07:14Shit
00:07:23You
00:07:36We are down with the clown till we dead in the ground
00:07:45Hot box that grave big, bro
00:07:47I
00:07:58Could really use some advice right now Mike
00:08:01You could ask me for advice. You ain't got the sense your brother did ninja. I
00:08:08Do prefer nonsense
00:08:15Listen homie
00:08:18I don't think I should go this year
00:08:20Ninja what you got no idea what it's like in there, man
00:08:24I'm on my third fucking strike now Mike. I'm sorry. You got to listen to this Juffalo talk like this
00:08:29I gotta grow up to be a real fucking man
00:08:34What about your juggalo fam Scotty D. Jimmy Soda man Keeney?
00:08:40butthole Ben
00:08:41You want to disappoint butthole Ben I mean no I love butthole Ben
00:08:47Well this shit you're talking right now is very fucking stale. I can't keep wilding out like we're kids Silas
00:08:53So got me locked up in the first fucking place homie. I know I'm the reason you got locked up and
00:09:01I'm mad bummed about that frat boy had it coming. I ain't even thought I would ever hear you say this shit
00:09:09Tree you know the gathering is the only place I feel comfortable being myself
00:09:15It's where we belong
00:09:19If I go
00:09:21It's got to be different this year. No stealing golf carts. No tipping over port-a-potties
00:09:27No tricking ninjas into picking up poop dollars
00:09:30No, but chugging but chugging mean illegal. I'm fucking serious man. You got a promise to not fuck my shit up
00:09:40Promise me
00:09:42The carnival provides
00:10:12The handle
00:10:42Shit
00:10:50You have to do that shit
00:11:03Case is out in Spring Valley
00:11:12Yeah, why'd you take the off-ramp
00:11:18Well I take the same old road
00:11:21trying to turn over a new leaf and shit remember yeah, but
00:11:25Burlington sucks ass yeah, well someone forgot to fill up the wagon
00:11:30And I want to eat something that ain't fucking prison food. You know scarecrow live out here right do practically runs this joint I
00:11:37Do not want to see that psycho
00:11:39We'll make it quick. Yeah
00:11:42I
00:11:45Know you got any gas money
00:11:47Fucking totally assed out. Don't worry about it
00:11:49I've been selling my Roy cities gay bodybuilders, and I cashed me my social security check so we good
00:11:56Meemaw fuck I miss her man. She doing all right
00:12:00She's a vegetable
00:12:02She's fine. She's just like a poop machine, you know
00:12:07Still gonna take butthole pics for a little right ain't dead yet
00:12:13I
00:12:15Juggalo family just hits different than blood family a lot of us ain't welcome with our own kin
00:12:24Our juggalo family that shit that shit is unconditioned
00:12:42You
00:12:56Thanks don't forget the rocks raspberry
00:13:01Also the passion fruit pear what am I an asshole
00:13:07Also the Sun Surge
00:13:09Never bought juggalo juice before goddamn goofus
00:13:25So
00:13:40Oh
00:13:54Me blind pelican and ten bucks on pump one old-timer
00:13:59That's a lot of soda pop
00:14:01All I need just soda homie. That's juggalo fuel
00:14:05You make a lot of money in that line of work do you son
00:14:11That jiggalo man juggalo, you know, it's ain't clown posse. Uh-huh. We on our way to Ohio for the gathering
00:14:18The gathering of the juggalos kind of a music festival more like a fucking religious pilgrimage
00:14:23The only posse I know in Ohio wouldn't take too kindly to no jiggalos
00:14:29Yes, you ain't down with the clown then, huh? I
00:14:32I
00:14:33love the clowns
00:14:36They scare me
00:14:38On my ninth birthday party. I
00:14:43Got a clown
00:14:45Having sexual relations my mom
00:14:50Still can't salt water down
00:14:53Yeah, fuck that. I got split man. Keep the change amigo, son
00:15:02Never trust a painted face shit. I only trust a painted face ring a ding
00:15:23At the gathering you will hear complete strangers telling each other I love you
00:15:32They may have never met
00:15:36If you're a juggalo
00:15:39And your fucking family
00:15:46All right, man, so I got a serious question for you
00:15:49When are you gonna play me that finished fucking demo? Oh shit, homie. I thought you never had
00:15:54Let's get that shit going
00:15:57You're that fresh diabolical, uh hair follicle dick popsicle
00:16:03Yeah, bitch. I say dick pics for days. Yeah
00:16:08Yeah
00:16:10Oh
00:16:23Don't buy you distorted those vocals there and that flow
00:16:32From the wrong side of town belong on the Tilt-A-Whirl spinning around
00:16:38I'm a clown
00:16:40From the wrong side of town. You belong on the Tilt-A-Whirl spinning around
00:16:45We bring that murder flavor
00:16:49like the
00:16:51regulators
00:16:53It down and they now elate us. I will chop
00:16:58Me
00:17:01From the wrong side of town
00:17:03You belong on the Tilt-A-Whirl spinning around
00:17:07Damn homie, you put in work while I was in the big house. Um, it's a fucking good. Thank you
00:17:13Oh me fucking fresh. No doubt
00:17:15You know, what's not fresh though?
00:17:18Diabolical dead beats we need something fresh to death. We need an angle like them old wrestlers had
00:17:25And I need some street cred yo, because you might be jugger famous, but I ain't shit. All right Copernicus. We're gonna find street cred
00:17:33Oh, you don't find it. It finds fucking you
00:17:41Juggalo fam is ride or die
00:17:45No matter what kind of shit goes down
00:17:47I've been baptized in soda pop
00:17:53It's gonna be called toxic trays ice cream posse and it's gonna be custom juggalo ice cream
00:18:02Hmm
00:18:05Hey, you want to try some of this on Colonel Silas's secret recipe
00:18:09Bro, you get caught with that shit. I'm fucking bailing
00:18:12Did you hear anything? I fucking said I scream you scream. We all scream for ice cream. Don't mock my cream dream, man
00:18:18Homie, what you want from me?
00:18:19I'm out here trying to be a rap God and you you want to hang it all up to be like the goddamn good humor
00:18:26homie, I
00:18:28Just thought I'd tell you man after the gathering
00:18:31Converting the hatch a wagon to an ice cream truck already made the down payment. So
00:18:36Fuck my hairy butthole. You're serious. Mm-hmm
00:18:43Hello, yeah, it's a lasso. Oh we are on our way. Are you serious? Ah
00:18:52Yeah, no, I'd be
00:18:56We ain't got a name yet
00:18:59TBD is that like ICP?
00:19:02Okay
00:19:03sound check
00:19:04Saturday, yo, there ain't nothing that can keep us from being there. Thank you fam. No, thank the fuck you much clown. Love
00:19:16The fuck was that just a little someone from the gathering what
00:19:21They had a cancellation
00:19:22We're gonna perform motherfucker on a clown drip stage at the gathering on Saturday
00:19:29What the fuck are you talking about? I submitted our demo and now we are performing the carnival provides tray
00:19:37Holy fuck
00:19:39Holy fuck
00:19:41Wait, yo, yo
00:19:43You don't rap in public though. I've seen you you fucking choke like a joke. No, no more man. I've been practicing
00:19:49Believe that when I see it
00:19:52Well believe this ninja
00:19:55Mmm
00:19:57Sorry, what the fuck yo, excuse me? Mmm
00:20:01Yo, uh
00:20:03Check it
00:20:04I'm doing blow off these breasts ain't trying hard to impress cuz my rhymes turn out the blinds like hollow points to your chest
00:20:10This guy's got a mullet beer in my gullet small-town diner ain't nothing fine. Except maybe you babe. Can I ask you age?
00:20:18When Dr. Dre is in the zone, he'll drive a truck through your home give nightmares to your kids
00:20:23Oh who in here wanna step
00:20:27Come on, test the fucking ref. I'll dissolve your balls in the fire till there ain't nothing left
00:20:36Did you want me to box that up man, I didn't even finish my bird
00:20:40This is a family establishment suck my dick you mark ass buster. Everything was delicious. Thank you
00:20:48Yo
00:20:50Fucking proud of you man. You've got mad wave. Oh, let's go
00:20:59Fucker look at my fucking shirt, man. No, sorry fucking touch me freak
00:21:06Shit
00:21:08Milkshakes fucking garbage now. Well, I said I'm fucking sorry didn't I?
00:21:12You're gonna regret running into me you fucking mutt. What the fuck did you call me? You want to get physical? Huh?
00:21:17Let's fucking go. Huh? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, it's cool. My brother didn't mean nothing. He's just a flu
00:21:24Yo
00:21:26That's a fucking long man
00:21:28Let's make like a tree and get the fuck
00:21:32My bad bro, right be respectful of the gentleman and his expensive shirt
00:21:47I
00:22:06Will always hate fucking cops
00:22:09It's like a law of the universe
00:22:12Glad you checked me homie. Fuck that chicken up
00:22:17What the fuck
00:22:32Were you at
00:22:37What the fuck was that we do something dude we're riding so dirty we're pigpin you want to go to fucking jail again I
00:22:46Mean when you put it like that, let's just play another track
00:22:50And get this shit this one's called clown sex
00:22:56Okay, okay
00:23:03Damn homie, this beat is mad sexual
00:23:06I
00:23:12Tell you you're in lockup should make you horny as fuck
00:23:15Shits all backed up feel like fucking superglue with no lid
00:23:19You know what?
00:23:19I mean
00:23:20Hey
00:23:20But now you all drunk a famous cuz of that shit with scarecrow is gonna be mad easy for you to get the skins at the
00:23:25Gathering bro at this point
00:23:26You put a pair of fake tits up on the telephone pole
00:23:30I'm gonna go woody woodpecker on that pitch
00:23:32There ain't nothing better than some sweaty stinky fucking tent sex at the gathering
00:23:3910-6 at the gathering
00:23:42Smell like that shit mud from the gathering of the motherloads. Remember that shit
00:23:47What was the name of the jug of let you smash that you
00:23:50Hostess bro. Yeah, it's like oh, yo, she was wifey material though for real and that you're fucking stuff
00:23:57I don't know about all that. It did smell like the devil's anus
00:24:00But I smashed and I made enough cheddar to get my surgery. So silver linings play, but
00:24:07Only a true wicked clown like you would let ninjas staple money all over their body. Shit, man. I'll do it again
00:24:13And I made bank when I convinced those Juffalo's that I could get TV and dad to cut his nipples off. That was you
00:24:19Well, here's the thing. He was planning on doing it already. So
00:24:23easy money
00:24:27Oh
00:24:30Earning and burning carnival provides yo
00:24:45The gathering
00:24:47It's like adult summer camp for all the counselors huff nitrous
00:24:52Lifelong friends are made babies are conceived couples get married
00:24:57And all are invited to openly shit in garbage cans
00:25:08You know God is a juggalo
00:25:12This dark carnival shit is for real. I think I'm starting to see the light father Silas
00:25:19It's like me my always said is always darkest before the dawn
00:25:23What the bro that cop is tailing us you just know it cuz you just out the who's cow he's pulling me over
00:25:35Come back to goddamn jail. Fuck me. Yeah, Trey. You're not going back to jail
00:25:41I'm not about to let nothing get between us and the gathering
00:25:44We are road warriors, bro
00:25:47Let me handle this. Please. Don't do anything fucking stupid
00:25:50Stupid you're the one who almost punched a sheriff your conflict resolution skills are lacking, bro
00:25:56Violence has to be planned B. Yeah, what the fuck is plan a treat him like a bully show him who's alpha
00:26:03Confused they're dumb white asses
00:26:06Stupid stupid fucking plan
00:26:13What's the problem officer our cops
00:26:16Where you boys headed church, we're going to Sunday school. It's Thursday, and I was speaking to the driver
00:26:24license and registration, please
00:26:31Can you tell me what I did wrong officer
00:26:33Smells fragrant
00:26:37What y'all been smoking that's just incense it's for his anxiety
00:26:45Who else knows you're out here
00:26:48Soundcloud followers my music
00:26:51I'm a big fan of yours
00:26:53I'm a big fan of yours
00:26:55I'm a big fan of yours
00:26:57I'm a big fan of yours
00:26:59I'm a big fan of yours
00:27:01I'm a big fan of yours
00:27:03Soundcloud followers my meemaw
00:27:05That's a weird question officer
00:27:10Why don't we
00:27:11See what y'all have in the back. I don't think you can do that officer. She need like a warrant right I had probable cause
00:27:20You see this vehicle reeks of marijuana further. It is littered with gang paraphernalia. What gang?
00:27:28Juggalos right
00:27:31FBI classified juggalos as a gang
00:27:33We squashed that shit the clowns sued the FBI
00:27:37Get with it now the actions of a few do not define us all my brother
00:27:41Hmm, it's like saying all Germans are Nazis. Yeah, or all cops are cocks
00:27:46Fuck out of the vehicle whoa
00:27:49Welcome to Mississippi big heads
00:27:55Let's don't make the news okay, okay?
00:27:58Okay, okay
00:28:03Open up the back of this thing let's see
00:28:22Open
00:28:28Oh
00:28:33Okay, uh all that shit is intended for my own personal use it's my vitamins
00:28:42That is an impressive collection looks like 30 years to life to me
00:28:53Hope you aren't a repeat offender
00:28:55Because if so you're gonna be in for a world of shit
00:29:03That's right boys a county gonna have a lot of fun with you
00:29:09Fucking freak
00:29:12It's not even mine
00:29:15You know transporting narcotics across state lines is trafficking
00:29:25Oh
00:29:50No
00:29:53Don't enjoy the shadows
00:30:03Get the fuck over here, let's get the fuck out of here
00:30:05Fuck fuck fuck
00:30:21Just punch my ticket back to prison you fuck it's not even mine
00:30:24Dark, then I don't get you you just did a year for my ass and now you're about to sell me out
00:30:29I ain't gonna do a bit over some dumb shit Silas year. I did was I was protecting you man
00:30:34You were protecting me. Yeah, right. Fuck. Did you say?
00:30:39What are we gonna do Silas
00:30:42We high-tail it to the gathering. Fuck that man. He's smelling bacon the whole way
00:30:48They ain't exactly low-profile homie. I just gave that blue boy enough acid to make him think he is an orange
00:30:55Acid it's not for splitting wigs tray. It's for expanding minds
00:31:01I'm gonna sell some of his MK ultra at the gathering
00:31:05Do you have any idea what they'll do to you in prison? Don't worry. You'll be there to protect me
00:31:09Stop acting so hard man. I've seen you pissed a bit recently one time
00:31:16We got to get off the fucking road man lay low for a minute
00:31:20You know scarecrows not too far from here, right? Yeah, girl
00:31:23The fuck man trying to get me fucking killed now the ninja got a redneck car lot
00:31:27Maybe we could swap out the hasher wagon for you know, a clean ride
00:31:31What the fuck makes you think he's gonna want to help us? Okay, you may need to apologize to him first
00:31:36What's that? Motherfucker had a fucking coming fuck man. We got this sick fucking devil. We're gonna perform our shit is going to pop
00:31:44Ah
00:31:54You got to admit it was pretty fire the way I put down that aren't going
00:32:14A loving relationship is a tree to be tended not a flower
00:32:44Oh
00:32:54What up, bro kill
00:32:57Silas
00:32:58Hey, what the fuck are you doing here?
00:33:01scarecrow around
00:33:02Yeah, but I don't think he wants to see the likes of you
00:33:06Look I know shit's been kind of gnarly since that gathering a few years back. It's just been fucked. Thanks to you
00:33:12I know I
00:33:13Here to fix it
00:33:18Your fucking funeral
00:33:42Oh
00:33:54That Hanson, yeah, I think so gold tip and everything ain't that's real
00:34:05Thanks again for the milk, baby. Oh shit juggalos
00:34:12Chocolate-covered pretzel. Thanks. You're lost
00:34:20Hi
00:34:22Hey, hey, just make sure scare gets his
00:34:26This way clowns. Who's she?
00:34:29That's Eden scarecrow's little sister. You didn't a sight a chick named hallelujah ones. I
00:34:36Know a girl named modesty. She used to show me her tits for Pokemon cards
00:34:43Yo
00:34:44Eden is so fly man. I'd like eat a bag of shit just to buy your tampons
00:34:52Hope that happens for you, man. Thank you
00:34:55Hey scarecrow, you'll never guess who's here to see you
00:35:00Man, what the fuck I said, don't come in. I'm sorry scarecrow. I thought you said come in. I can't hear from my mom
00:35:07Then close the fucking door you deaf idiot. Yeah, you're deaf idiot
00:35:19You'll be out a minute
00:35:22I
00:35:35Had to cut out his butthole from overuse, right
00:35:39Yo, so they couldn't fuck him up the pooper anymore, right?
00:35:41So they started fucking the surgical hole in his stomach instead. They called it a
00:35:46Stone stone up fucked up, right?
00:35:51Hey, you think scarecrow got a stoma won't you ask him see what happens
00:35:56scarecrow
00:35:58Hey, man, you gotta stop
00:36:05My ninja
00:36:12Fuck you two shit stains dark at my doorstep particularly you Judas
00:36:21You come here to give up a pound of flesh
00:36:23scarecrow
00:36:25You're a ninja out. I
00:36:27Am sorry, we got you kicked out of the gathering and had your car taken apart piece by piece I am
00:36:34Honestly, you know, you deserve juggalo justice though. You were stealing allegedly
00:36:41Look bro, we got in a little trouble with the popo. I know you fucking hate me. Don't you hate cops more?
00:36:51You
00:36:56Got all of us at the mystic Mississippi crew banned from the gathering for life
00:37:05Can you imagine that humiliation of
00:37:085,000 juggalos screaming you fucked up you fucked up you fucked up
00:37:17My bad
00:37:21Still rap. Oh, yeah
00:37:24Pay my face. There's some dumb shit on right take a sucker. Juggalo's money. That's one way to look at it
00:37:35Well some trouble with some cops
00:37:38Couldn't be avoided. Hmm. We was down by pennies cafe, you know, they pulled us over motherfucking pig saw my stash
00:37:45But I got the jump on it. I gave him some of this
00:37:52Oh
00:37:55Why would he bring guns this conversation everybody chill that is a squirt gun
00:38:01That right there is some legit LSD. I got it from scary. Larry the junkie pioneer teach yourself
00:38:13That cop is probably peeking right now
00:38:17If he does figure out what dimension he's in no
00:38:21He's gonna be looking for the hatchet wagon
00:38:24Is there any chance we can borrow one of your cars and leave the van here? Just just till after the gathering
00:38:31pretty, please
00:38:34Which
00:38:36You get this trade like
00:38:40You two goonie birds want me
00:38:43to loan you a
00:38:45Non-falonious vehicle while I babysit your van, which the cops are actively searching for
00:38:52Uh-huh
00:39:13Trade benefits me
00:39:15Come on, ninja
00:39:17Help a couple fellow juggalos out man. I knew that stupid fucking juggalo family shit. Come on. Fuck that clown shit
00:39:25I'm a business
00:39:27Man, all right scarecrow. I
00:39:33Got some real good shit here
00:39:36some artisanal Molly free-range mushrooms small batch cocaine and
00:39:42free trade Peruvian hash
00:39:47Can we do a deal I
00:39:51Take the old stash
00:39:55Keep the van and I want you to come to a little ceremony. We're having later
00:40:11Anything to get to the motherfucking gathering
00:40:18If
00:40:22I can look my enemy in the eye and I don't see myself
00:40:28And I understand neither myself nor my enemy
00:40:37It was my goddamn dream dream, I cannot believe we traded the wagon for this fucking piece of shit
00:40:44It could be worse
00:40:47This guy I sell tea to
00:40:51He offered to be my sex table if I gave him a discount
00:40:54What the fuck is a sex table? Oh, it's where you get down on all fours like a table and
00:41:00People have sex on top of you
00:41:02Don't knock it till you try it boys
00:41:14Oh, what's up, I'm Trey Eden like the garden
00:41:21What's up with quiet right over here
00:41:24Silas Elton Devereaux pleased to meet you. My lady. Oh Elton, huh? Hey, don't sleep on tiny dancer
00:41:31Shit's a fucking certified banger. Oh, I like Elton John, but I hear you two can rap
00:41:38You know spit some bars for me or what? I
00:41:40I
00:41:42Got you
00:41:44Shut up T money
00:41:46Just give me a minute
00:41:48Okay
00:41:51My name is Silas and I eat ass I just met a girl named Eden
00:41:56She got my cock hard and I'm fiending for her netting feels like my soul is shredding
00:42:01She's a fine ass pelt. My heart is doing something that I ain't never felt. I could bust a nut just hearing her fart
00:42:08To make this rap shit, I pour my heart into my
00:42:13Shit that's pretty good. I
00:42:15Hope I didn't offend you talking about you farting. Oh, not at all. My farts are very
00:42:22sexual I
00:42:24Bet they are. I'm impressed on me. I think there's actually a chance. You won't totally embarrass yourself at the gathering
00:42:30the gathering
00:42:32You've never been we're gonna perform there now some juggalos are cool, but
00:42:37Brian, I mean scarecrow just takes that shit too far. I
00:42:41Already live in a violent world. I ain't trying to escape to one too. It ain't literal though
00:42:46Songs are just like little mini horror films set to a dope-ass beat. Yeah juggalos ain't about violence
00:42:52It's all about family like no matter how fucked up your past is
00:42:57Unconditional acceptance. Yeah, I hear that but you know family ain't exactly a good thing for everybody
00:43:13So this place all yours it was my Grammy's but uh, she left it to Brian when she died
00:43:21She was mauled to death by a pack of feral wolves
00:43:25What yeah back when this place used to be a plantation they would train wild dogs and wolves to hunt down runaway slaves
00:43:31Their descendants are still in these woods
00:43:34Blood lust is liking their genes and shit now
00:43:37After my dad found my Grammy
00:43:39Never ate sausage again
00:43:48Hey, yeah, I gotta express myself you boys want to come inside
00:43:55Like the NWA song
00:44:06The greatest gift you can give yourself is calm amongst the chaos
00:44:24You
00:44:39What
00:44:41I'm just in awe. Well fuck off. I don't like doing this, but I don't have a choice
00:44:47I'm sorry, honey. You guys got a lot for me
00:44:59What does he do with the milk
00:45:03He thinks it's a secret to getting his legs to work again
00:45:06He wants to stop eating solid food and only drink my milk
00:45:09idiot
00:45:10Plus he sells it to like bodybuilders and sex freaks and shit
00:45:13I
00:45:16Every time I think about Lotus
00:45:19I was Lotus
00:45:22Sorry
00:45:25Didn't even make it to her first birthday
00:45:30Lotus that's a juggalo name. Yeah, her daddy was a juggalo
00:45:35He said the Lotus grows the darkest muck of the swamp
00:45:40When it blossoms it's the most beautiful flower in the world
00:45:44I suppose you're right there
00:45:48So, let's deal with you and your brother Brian
00:45:54He's overprotective
00:45:56He's the only family I got
00:45:58You ever think about leaving? No, I've tried
00:46:01Never turns out. Well, he says he needs me which is kind of sweet in a twisted sort of way
00:46:11Each of these was an escape attempt
00:46:14I'm just trying to survive now
00:46:17You know, that's why blood don't always mean family wasn't always like this Brian and I used to be best friends before Afghanistan
00:46:26He didn't save my life once
00:46:29Our dad was a DEA agent always out of town
00:46:32One day he comes home and finds our mother in bed with his brother
00:46:38Full bloodbath
00:46:40Shit
00:46:41Brian hit us under the trailer
00:46:44While daddy went full Jack Torrance
00:46:47Would have killed us if he could have found us
00:46:49Hey, I thought my family was fucked up
00:46:53What's up with your family?
00:46:56Junkie mom dad
00:46:59No idea
00:47:02Grew up in and out of foster homes
00:47:04Till I met Silas big bro. Magic Mike. It took me in
00:47:11Mike taught us about music
00:47:15Tell us how to be men
00:47:18Show us that juggalo life
00:47:22Where's he at now
00:47:25He passed
00:47:29The car accident
00:47:32He's driving me my home from the bar
00:47:35Stopped at a red lights on
00:47:38Joker came at him with a tire iron and he panicked. He didn't see the garbage truck coming
00:47:46Crushed him like a grape
00:47:51Meemaw still in a barely conscious state
00:48:00But she she's gonna wake up soon
00:48:07You
00:48:15There are a million ways to mourn all of them are correct
00:48:24Thank you
00:48:38You
00:48:45It's like life splits into two halves before you lose someone you love and after
00:49:07You
00:49:37This
00:49:39In
00:49:41I
00:50:06Just
00:50:11You
00:50:16What what hold on let me get it
00:50:22Make a wish and blow
00:50:30What'd you wish for I can't fucking tell you it wouldn't come true I
00:50:37Would have wished for a friend like the two of you have
00:50:41When you a juggalo, you got family all over the world. I
00:50:44Like you nerds
00:50:48Glad you're staying for the ceremony plus two
00:50:57You guys want to fuck
00:51:03I can't today. You can tell me if you just think I'm gross. I just ate so
00:51:10Don't worry about it. I
00:51:13Just wanted to feel loved for a second
00:51:34Girl what are you already?
00:51:37More than just your body one of us
00:51:44You the juggalo whether you know it or not
00:51:51You see this ninja over here
00:51:54He just did a year in jail for me
00:51:59Nothing just a little fight he stood up for me side don't it's cool tea
00:52:07He stopped the fuck out of this frat boy scrotum
00:52:14Dude was coming at me cuz I'm trans
00:52:23Promise Mike I'd look after you
00:52:37You
00:52:44That's dope
00:52:49You dope I
00:52:57Showed you my scars now show me yours. Oh, oh, you know about scars. Oh, okay
00:53:07You
00:53:17What's that
00:53:19It's like I was born with my heart outside my body, you know
00:53:24These people always be coming for your life
00:53:30It's cool
00:53:32You feel more
00:53:36You
00:53:42That's sexy
00:54:01No doubt
00:54:04Not trying to make me a sex table are you
00:54:07I
00:54:11Capture the beauty
00:54:25They say love is humanity's most complicated emotion
00:54:29That's all bullshit
00:54:32in reality
00:54:34It's the fucking simplest
00:54:36You
00:54:46All expressions of humanity are of the divine
00:54:50You
00:55:04How do you like our faces perfect
00:55:14We are no more different from each other than two fingers on the same hand
00:55:20You
00:55:37Let's begin the necromancy even are you ready?
00:55:44We are here to contact the spirit of Lotus
00:55:48Who was taken from us at a very young age
00:55:58Eden what the fuck don't fuck up my incantation
00:56:13I'm out a
00:56:16Spirit is obscure a
00:56:19Dequire amos de Ramos
00:56:23Novus come
00:56:27About knows Kikita
00:56:46Your mother's blood has been shed and consumed Lotus, please speak with us
00:56:53That's a baby ghost supposed to communicate I know
00:56:58She never learned to talk right shut the fuck up man
00:57:03There's too many distractions I just
00:57:06We need something more potent
00:57:08What if what if we consumed a little flesh
00:57:24Anything to feel her presence again
00:57:26He didn't know
00:57:28Don't do it. I love that pinky
00:57:32If Lotus's spirit is gonna join us, it's because I made a sacrifice
00:57:39Scream
00:57:49There yeah, let the healing begin
00:58:08I
00:58:12Keep some fucking hardcore scarecrow
00:58:16Didn't work is she here she's losing too much blood. We got a cauterize it
00:58:21What did you ever see Rambo three where he put the gunpowder on his stomach and lit it on fire?
00:58:28You want to use my lighter gotta be hotter than that. I've got a cooking torch in the kitchen
00:58:32I
00:58:37Know it's in here somewhere. I make crème brûlée last week
00:58:42Yeah, I use breast milk
00:58:48Give me the hatchet
00:58:51But if our words we ain't going
00:58:53Hospital
00:59:12Ain't nothing I just watch a lot of movies
00:59:19Mom is here, baby
00:59:24Randy what took you so long
00:59:46We got fucking made I gotta piss out my dad
00:59:50Oh
00:59:51Thank you look out my way kiss dick coming through
00:59:56Scarecrow you sold us out. I
01:00:00answered Randy
01:00:02I'm a capitalist bitch. Should it be on your feeble minds? That's how you treat family, huh?
01:00:09Shut the fuck up look out for my real family. We're gonna check her out. She's useless on her own
01:00:17Posted ads
01:00:19Get a drugs pay for countless abortions like what?
01:00:27You didn't think you were the first right shut up, why do you want to leave me you milk me sick fuck
01:00:38You push everyone I love away
01:00:41I
01:00:44Was at me it was loud really why the fuck would you do that?
01:00:55You
01:00:57Ever get the urge to do something
01:01:02I mean like
01:01:04You know when you're driving on a bridge
01:01:07You think to yourself
01:01:09What if I just jerk this motherfucking wheel and drove this damn thing right a bitch you ever get that feeling
01:01:17Hey, you need to get that gun into my face
01:01:24Boy Adam
01:01:27Baby I
01:01:30Used to wonder what if I suffocated him while he's
01:01:36It would have been so easy
01:01:40Randy can you get that fucking gun out my face and these fucking clowns out of my hair?
01:01:45Yeah, I don't see me here clowns in here
01:01:50Andy
01:01:58Get into that feeling Randy I
01:02:02Wish I could
01:02:04But I pray to a greater God
01:02:11Let's go juggalos
01:02:23You tell your boss who swears is right
01:02:34I
01:03:04Oh
01:03:30They start
01:03:34Tell us shadows
01:03:36I
01:04:02Don't look like no fucking police station. Yeah, bro. What the fuck?
01:04:07No, this is scary
01:04:09And I'm even scared
01:04:12Why are my hands so fucking sweaty, okay, my boy dosed you with acid, but we don't deserve to fucking die man
01:04:21Acid
01:04:23That's why I feel like this it's real good shit, bro, maybe you even having a little bit of fun
01:04:31This is supposed to be fun
01:04:34Happiness is not always fun
01:04:37Happiness is not always fun
01:04:51I'm not gonna ever win a rap battle
01:04:59I'm not gonna get up on stage at the gathering
01:05:06I'm never gonna eat another banana split
01:05:09This is all your fucking fault Silas. I would have never come to Scarecrow's if I wasn't trying to protect you
01:05:15Whoever asked you to protect me your brother Mike did
01:05:24I hate your little sister Trey. I never was
01:05:33She wants you to be happy man
01:05:37My
01:05:40Happiness is your responsibility
01:05:45It's such as need to be needed
01:05:49We lost a year to that shit
01:05:53It don't fucking matter nothing fucking matters anymore
01:05:57Fuck. Oh
01:05:59shit
01:06:00sure
01:06:02Fuck Randy part of it fucking Bailey. Hi
01:06:23Dark
01:06:26Beautiful night, huh?
01:06:33Mm-hmm. Hey is the Sun sleeper
01:06:41Randy you fucking cheap. Is this who you are? Just taking orders?
01:06:49Not normally like this
01:06:54Unfortunately y'all witness
01:07:02Can't help herself
01:07:10Ariel Ariel
01:07:13Could have avoided all of this
01:07:15Damn it. My dick's gotta piss. Mr. Andy. Mr. Andy, please think about Adam
01:07:20Would you do this to your boy?
01:07:22Sweetie
01:07:23Happiness is not always fun. Mm-hmm. All right, let's do this
01:07:29You
01:07:31Don't have to do this. Mm-hmm. You don't have to do this we can go back to how it was I
01:07:38Think we both know that we have the point of no return
01:07:43Who are these guys?
01:07:46These are some juggalos
01:07:50Why are they here to take the blame?
01:07:52Hey, do you remember when I used to sing you sleep? Oh, no. Do you remember? Huh?
01:08:09Oh
01:08:22There me my love did me while we
01:08:35My love fell off to sleep
01:08:40Oh
01:08:50You nightmare maker stop baby, do you understand what will happen to your daddy if that baby's born?
01:08:59Killing the unborn is wrong. You taught me that a fucking abomination
01:09:04In Sunday school, they teach you that all life is precious
01:09:08Is that what they teach you at Sunday school? They teach you Sunday school all life. It's precious. I'm sorry
01:09:12I'm not laughing at you. It's just you're so goddamn cute when you're being pious
01:09:24Do you know who put all the piss in my day
01:09:29Where'd you go, where'd you go? Oh, I see
01:09:33I see you
01:09:35I'm gonna get you. I'm coming to get you
01:09:41Got you. Oh, baby, baby
01:09:46That child ain't ever gonna be born. Okay, I can't use this his heartbeat. He's part of me, sweetie
01:09:55That thing is gonna ruin both of our lives. All right
01:09:59This ends tonight
01:10:02Excuse me Gavin
01:10:07Have you ever seen God fuck is up with you tonight? Huh? My eyes are wide open
01:10:19Look at me
01:10:22I'm not gonna hurt you these losers off fucking hell. We are let her go asshole
01:10:32Hey, I see God right now
01:10:38He's right over there
01:10:42Then he's wearing clown pants, that's the dark carnival Randy you believe
01:10:54Baby
01:10:57Let's just kill it. Okay, and then everything can go back to normal just be just like it was. All right
01:11:03We're gonna blame it on these two fucking losers
01:11:15Remember when I told you you regret running into me
01:11:18I
01:11:20Looks like I'm the ringmaster and you're a fucking circus boy
01:11:29Back the fuck up sit down sit the fuck down
01:11:35Just get over it. It's me. Okay, so fucking me
01:11:40But you want it if you just scraped it out like I fucking told you to
01:11:49Happiness is not always fun
01:11:53Gavin
01:11:56Really Randy it is time to stop hurting things lower
01:12:03Your sidearm Randall put that fucking gun down Randy
01:12:10Randy I should not be standing on this grass right now
01:12:13Do you know how much grass I have killed in my whole life
01:12:32Now it's dark
01:12:34I
01:12:40Scream you scream we all scream for ice cream
01:12:44Ice cream you scream. We all scream for ice cream ice cream. It's green. We all scream for ice
01:12:50Fucking shut it. I scream you scream. We all shut it. I will blow your fucking head off. Shut up. Oh
01:13:01Fucking sure
01:13:03Oh
01:13:18She's gone man shit girl that sucks
01:13:28Yo, maybe that baby's still alive in there, right
01:13:34I
01:13:36Decide this all I can he's a real man gonna birth new life in the midst of this strife
01:13:40Come on, Tim betray find that light gonna deliver this child. You know that it's right
01:13:49The fuck are you doing you never seen mr. Wizard I'm sterilizing the blade. No, I was a Bill Nye guy
01:13:54The fuck you gonna do with it
01:13:58Keep the technique
01:14:04Girl I'm sorry, but I know this is what you would have wanted
01:14:23Blood is sticky. Yo, fuck
01:14:25Oh
01:14:32Where you at, where are you at the ninja? Oh, I got him. Oh
01:14:43Fucking God
01:14:56I think he's dead. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey crew the mouth. Oh, come on, buddy
01:15:08Oh
01:15:25Family now, we're gonna take good care of
01:15:47I'm gonna call him. No dirty bastard get it. Yeah
01:15:56Hold on
01:16:08Nice and tight, that's it, buddy
01:16:18Oh my god, I'm mad bummed about all this death and shit
01:16:25But this is a dark carnival miracle
01:16:30Miracle of life some think-ass shit
01:16:35Magic is all we've ever known and it's easy to miss what really goes on
01:16:40But I see miracles in every way and I see miracles every day
01:16:46You like that, buddy?
01:16:55I
01:17:02Think that fucking ceremony worked
01:17:15We're coming Eden
01:17:17If magic is all we've ever known then it's easy to miss what really goes on
01:17:22But I've seen miracles in every way and I see miracles every day
01:17:27Ocean spanned and beyond my sight and a million stars way above them and
01:17:32I
01:17:47Look dangerous as hell and then finally the street cred I've been waiting for
01:17:52What the fuck does less lethal even me? How can you be less dead? I know right?
01:17:58Death is way less cool than they make it sound in rap songs
01:18:02You know, I've been thinking about our name
01:18:05The blood wolf clan you timber tree and I'm Silas the like him what you think I
01:18:13Think it's fresh as fuck. Yo, you crying homie stressful day, man
01:18:32You
01:18:37Be what you want to be
01:18:40Act how you want to act
01:18:42Love who you want to love
01:18:45Dance how you want to dance
01:18:47Do what you want to do
01:18:49Fuck you if you don't like it
01:18:53We fucking juggalos
01:19:02I
01:19:04I
01:19:06I
01:19:30Fuck you just a little soldier you please said needed outside
01:19:34I think she would like to come with us to the gathering
01:19:38No, don't you think that should be her decision?
01:19:48Well, this is
01:20:01Who was the taste of my taser sword
01:20:04I
01:20:35Oh
01:20:52They got a dog in this fight Silas, this is family shit
01:21:04I
01:21:25Mean the ones you pity
01:21:28Yeah, what am I gonna do you're the only thing I've got please
01:21:38Thing and you haven't got me at least not anymore
01:21:48You're not my family and you ain't a fucking juggalos
01:21:57Eden come on
01:22:16Drink up baby, bitch
01:22:27I
01:22:39Suppose you're right there. Okay
01:22:57I
01:23:27I
01:23:50In the laws of the jungle the real strength of the wolf was not its claws or its teeth
01:23:57or its hunting prowess
01:24:00Strength of the pack is the wolf and the strength of the wolf is the pack
01:24:27You
01:24:43That'll be $17
01:24:51Baby are you okay?
01:24:53best day of my life
01:24:55Cuz you look like dog shit we down with the clown till we dead in the ground
01:25:00Huh?
01:25:01carnival provides
01:25:04Maybe you're not making any sense
01:25:06Thank you. I
01:25:08Do prefer nonsense
01:25:21Beautiful person
01:25:25I
01:25:29There is not an imperfect soul among us
01:25:43Wolf clean
01:25:46Fresh is that
01:25:48But wolf clan is for the children
01:25:51Street cred homie. I love you, bro
01:26:02We all think we deserve grace
01:26:05How many of us show compassion to those around us?
01:26:08the unfortunate
01:26:10the ugly
01:26:12the poor
01:26:13the gross
01:26:15Blood may be thicker than water
01:26:22But it ain't shit compared to the bond of juggalo family
01:26:46I
01:26:56Juggalos show each other mercy
01:27:00They forgive they accept
01:27:04This is the misunderstood pack that I choose. I
01:27:08choose the light
01:27:11I
01:27:15Was fucking beautiful man
01:27:17Ready to get up on stage and wild the fuck out
01:27:20Hell yeah, ninja annihilate that motherfucker better. Give me a copy of that demo you go. I'll follow
01:27:27Row warriors do let's tag-team this shit
01:27:31You nerds are gonna be great
01:27:37Matter of fact
01:27:40I
01:27:42Need my fam up there with me. Let's fucking go family
01:27:55Fucker
01:27:58If magic is all we ever know it's easy to miss what really goes on
01:28:03But I've seen miracles in every way and I've seen miracles every day
01:28:09Oceans failing me on my side and a million stars
01:28:13I'm loving the night. You don't have to be high to look in the sky and know it's a miracle
01:28:31Fields trees
01:28:32Seventies and everything chillin on the water please hot lava snow rain and fog
01:28:39Long that drives pet cats and dogs sun moon and even Mars the Milky Way and shooting stars
01:28:47UFOs a river flows
01:28:49Thank the little see the nature grows
01:28:52ever falls in the pyramids
01:28:55Everything you believed in as a kid fucking rainbows after it rains
01:29:00There's enough miracles here to blow your brains I fed a fish
01:29:04Fresco Bay, I tried to eat my phone when he ran away and music is magic pure and clean
01:29:10You can feel it and hear it and it can't be seen
01:29:13Are you a believer in miracles?
01:29:18Do you notice and recognize miracles?
01:29:24Are you a believer in miracles?
01:29:29Do you notice and recognize miracles?
01:29:43Music is all I'm feeling and it fills the room from floor to ceiling and I see miracles all around me
01:29:50Stop and look around it's all astounding
01:29:52Water, fire, air and dirt
01:29:54Fucking magnets, how do they work?
01:29:56And I don't want to talk to a scientist
01:29:58Y'all motherfuckers getting me pissed
01:30:00Solar eclipse and vicious weather
01:30:02Fifteen thousand jungles together
01:30:04And I don't want to talk to a scientist
01:30:06I don't want to talk to a scientist
01:30:08I don't want to talk to a scientist
01:30:10I don't want to talk to a scientist
01:30:13Just like that we were together
01:30:15And I love my mom for giving me this
01:30:17Time on this planet, taking nothing for granted
01:30:29Miracles each and every where you look
01:30:31And nobody has to stay where they're put
01:30:33This world is yours
01:30:35For you to explore
01:30:37There's nothing but miracles beyond your door
01:30:39Take a look at this fine creation
01:30:41Find creation in a joy you batter with appreciation
01:30:45Grows, ghosts, midnight ghosts
01:30:47The wonders of the world, mysteries the most
01:30:50Just open your mind and it ain't no way
01:30:53To ignore the miracles of every day
01:31:01Are you a believer in miracles?
01:31:06Do you notice and recognize miracles?
01:31:11Are you a believer in miracles?
01:31:16Do you notice and recognize miracles?