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00:00Sous-titrage ST' 501
00:30How is Snagglepuss, your lion?
00:32Still unhappy, Mr. Manager,
00:34but he'll be over it by the time I get back from dinner.
00:37So long.
00:39Oh, the stings and arrows of sharp fate,
00:42that I should suffer still longer
00:45the menial role of a pathetic buffoon.
00:48At the end of a whip, I doth strut my stuff.
00:51Snap! Jump through that fire hoop.
00:53Snap! Roll over.
00:55Snap! Mr. Leonard puts his head in my mouth.
00:59Curls and all. Oh, the shame of earth.
01:03Manager, I want the manager.
01:06What's going on? What's going on?
01:09What's wrong, Mr. Paradiddle?
01:11My dressing room has not been sprayed with eau de cologne as I ordered.
01:16I will have it done immediately, Mr. Paradiddle.
01:19It's too late. My mood's been shattered.
01:22I cannot go on.
01:23But the show must go on.
01:26Oh? Why?
01:28Because I don't want to give the audience their money back.
01:31What else?
01:32They did come to see me, didn't they?
01:35Oh, well, perhaps some other time when I'm in the mood.
01:38But who will take your place?
01:41What's that Farnsworth Paradiddle got that I haven't got?
01:45This is my long-awaited opportunity.
01:48I, sir, shall replace Farnsworth Paradiddle.
01:52You? Read Shakespeare?
01:55I know Shakespeare backwards. Listen.
01:58Erapsicas, erapsicas.
02:02Say, that is Shakespeare backwards.
02:05Like I said, I don't want to give the audience their money back.
02:09So, you're on.
02:11A new star is born. A planet, even.
02:16Leonard's trained lion, eh?
02:18I'd get free its snagglepuss. I'd know him anywhere.
02:21I thought I shot the blighter in the belt.
02:24No matter.
02:27This time, I'll get him front row center.
02:31A hamlet by any other name is still a ham.
02:35He who steals my purse steals cash.
02:38About a buck and a half.
02:40By God, free Shakespeare would thank me for this.
02:44Heaven's the buckshot. It's the major.
02:48Pardon me, sir, but do you have a silencer for that gun?
02:52No, by thunder.
02:54Then I'm afraid you'll have to leave, sir.
02:56Oh, very well.
02:58There are more ways than one to skin the snagglepuss.
03:03Ah, what light through yonder window breaketh.
03:06Tis the east, and Juliet is the son.
03:09Or is it the daughter?
03:11Romeo, Romeo.
03:13By God, free wherefore art thou, Romeo?
03:15Herefore art I, Juliet.
03:17And with winged feet do I o'erstep thy balcony.
03:21Nimbly even.
03:24Major, it's you.
03:26Yes. Didn't I shoot you in the belt?
03:29I beg to differentiate. It was below the belt.
03:32I couldn't sit down for a week.
03:34No matter. This time, I'll shoot you neath the mezzanine.
03:37Excellent. Bow and hastily. Stage right.
03:41Farewell. Pardon such a pleasure.
03:46Now hold still while I adjust the sights.
03:49A horse! A horse!
03:51My kingdom for a... Yikes!
03:53By Jove! I've got the range this time.
03:56Now wait right there while I reload.
03:58This guy must think I got time to waste.
04:00To kill, even.
04:04A funny thing happened to me on the way to the theater.
04:07You don't say. What happened to you on the way to the theater?
04:11A panhandler asked me for $10 for a cup of coffee.
04:15$10? Isn't that a lot of money for a cup of coffee?
04:19Well, he said he was a heavy tipper.
04:23Get it?
04:24By Gadfrey, I get it.
04:26And now, by Joe Miller, you're going to get it.
04:28Don't be worried.
04:30By the time he gets the range, reloads,
04:32sharpens the firing pin, adjusts the sling,
04:35and all that jazz, I'll be miles away from here.
04:40Heavens to Murgatroyd.
04:42He must be the fastest gun alive.
04:45Stop! For the sake of show business, stop and get shot!
04:49No! You stop!
04:51Huh?
04:52Just because you're a poor but honest farmer,
04:55you think you're immune, eh?
04:57Farmer? Immune?
04:59How about the mortgage? How's about it?
05:02Mortgage? What mortgage?
05:04Oh, can't pay it, eh?
05:06Then you'll have to let me marry your beautiful daughter.
05:10Daughter? I have no daughter.
05:12But I do have a nice basset hound.
05:15Say, who's hounding who around here?
05:18Now take care of the mortgage, or else!
05:20Very well.
05:23Exit! For the taking care of mortgage! Stage right!
05:28By Gadfrey, I've plenty of bullets left.
05:30Stop! Stop! Save the bullets!
05:34Why?
05:35I can think of one big reason.
05:37Because I want you for my show.
05:40Your act is terrific.
05:42Here, sign this contract.
05:44Okay. I'll sign.
05:46Write my name, even.
05:48But first, let's get one thing straight.
05:50We'll call the act Snagglepuss and the Major.
05:54No, by Gadfrey. We'll call it the Major and Snagglepuss.
05:58I beg to the contrary, wise.
06:00We'll call it Snagglepuss and the Major.
06:03Never! We'll call it the Major and Snagglepuss.
06:06Snagglepuss and the Major.
06:08The Major!
06:09Snagglepuss!
06:10That's show business.
06:12Sir, my mind is firmly made up.
06:15We'll call it...
06:18We'll call it the Major and Snagglepuss.
06:21Shakespeare would have wanted it that way.