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00:14Niagara Falls, and sometimes it doesn't.
00:16One of the times it didn't was back in the year 1901.
00:19There it was, pouring itself all over the place, and then suddenly, without warning,
00:23Honeymoon couples from all over the world stood transfixed.
00:26Who was responsible for this black deed?
00:28Who turned the tap on this great natural wonder?
00:31That little old fallmaker, me.
00:33Yes, Snidely Whiplash.
00:34And they said Kansas was dry.
00:38Whiplash had concocted a diabolical scheme to undermine Canada's economy.
00:42From a travel booth at the bottom of the now dry falls...
00:44Honeymooners, listen to me.
00:47Don't spend your money in Canada.
00:49Come to beautiful Okefenokee Swamp in the lush Florida Everglades.
00:54Don't let old acquaintance be for cottonmouths.
00:58Scores of couples disappointed by Niagara's inactivity rushed to the charlatan.
01:02No pushing. Steady there.
01:03No, sir, I'm only selling one-way tickets.
01:05Sooner or later, word of this was bound to reach the mounted police.
01:08Do you write all the honeymooners are going to Florida?
01:11Tell me you are joshing, Inspector.
01:12Oh, wish I were.
01:14We must do something.
01:15Right. You and Nell get married in Leaf of Florida in the morning.
01:19This is too good a deal to pass, sir.
01:21Nell who, sir?
01:22Nell, my daughter, that's who. Send Nell in here.
01:26You called, Daddy dear?
01:28You don't have to salute Nell, just stand attention.
01:31Ah, Nell, you grow fairer each day.
01:33This is Nell, do right. I'm the Inspector.
01:36Well, you grow fairer too, sir.
01:38Nell, how would you like to marry Dudley?
01:41Dudley who?
01:42Dudley do right. Send do right in here.
01:45I am in here.
01:46Oh, I think it would be fun, Daddy, especially if we honeymoon in Niagara.
01:51How about Florida?
01:52No, my Canadian heart is set on Niagara.
01:55That settles it, do right. Go to Niagara and un-dam the river.
01:59Once the falls start falling, you and Nell can be married.
02:02Nell who?
02:03Constable do right wasted no time in getting to Niagara.
02:06He arrived just as Snidely Whiplash was making the dam even more secure than ever.
02:10You up there, drop that rock.
02:14When our hero awoke, he found himself tied to a railroad track and the 1202 was on its way.
02:19Whiplash, you black-hearted scoundrel, what are you up to besides no good?
02:22It's a new game called Eraser in which I get to rub you out.
02:26When I said the 1202 was on its way, I meant on its way to Alaska.
02:29You see, it had already passed the spot where Dudley was tied.
02:32I don't understand it. You should have been run over by now.
02:35Cheer up, another one will come along.
02:37The next train's due at 1945.
02:39Is that an hour?
02:40No, it's a year.
02:41Dudley was all for waiting, but Snidely wasn't one for taking things lying down.
02:44He picked up his victim and set off for the St. Lawrence River.
02:47Once there, he promptly booked passage on the first steamboat leaving for Alaska.
02:51What's he going to Alaska for?
02:53To catch a train.
02:54Oh, and if any messages come for Constable do right, tell him he's all tied up.
02:58The steamboat eventually dropped anchor in the harbor of Nome.
03:01Well do right, according to my calculations,
03:03the 1202 from Quebec will be pulling into Nome any second.
03:06Come, we must find a deserted stretch of track.
03:09How about this, Snidely? This looks good.
03:11You make the choice. After all, you're going to be tied to it.
03:13Oh, this will do fine, then.
03:15You know something? I could like you, but when for your sense of justice and fair play?
03:19Why don't you rotten up like me?
03:21Oh, I could never do that.
03:24Ah, better stand back or I'll miss my train.
03:27This was it, then. This was our valiant hero's swan song.
03:30His future would all be past.
03:32Never more would his innate goodness roam the Canadian wilds.
03:35Never more.
03:36Thank God. Methinks I feel a twinge of pity.
03:38Goodbye, Mr. Whiplash.
03:40Some foreign feeling beats within me heart and breast.
03:42Do I feel the pangs of guilt?
03:44Tell Mumsy how I went.
03:46I can't do it. I can't. I can't. I can't.
03:49And with that, Whiplash pulled the switch,
03:51and the speeding train swerved onto another track.
03:53You couldn't kill me, could you?
03:55No. I suppose I'm just an old softy.
03:57Thank you, Mr. Whiplash.
03:59Say no more. Just go.
04:01I want to be left alone to think, ponder, reflect.
04:07I can hardly believe my ears, Inspector.
04:09It's true.
04:10The city of Niagara condemned the dam and had it destroyed.
04:13Niagara falls are falling.
04:15That means Nell and I can be married.
04:18Nell who?
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