The Dudley Do-Right Show The Dudley Do-Right Show S01 E005 – The Masked Ginny Lynn
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00:13In the northern region of Canada, at the close of the 19th century,
00:17the Royal Canadian Mounted Police held fast to their tradition of
00:20we always get our man.
00:22Bleak, cold, lonely.
00:24Not a pretty place for a high-spirited girl like Nell Fenwick,
00:27daughter of Inspector Fenwick, commander of the post.
00:30You, Dudley Durite's horse, are the only one who understands me.
00:34You know the longing, the boredom.
00:36If only once, the Mounties would not get their man.
00:39If only once, Dudley Durite would do wrong like some other men do.
00:43I need bright lights, laughter, gaiety.
00:46What I'm saying, horse, is that I want to go into show business.
00:52But Nell, you know how your father feels about show business.
00:56Oh, why don't you go out and bring in a man or something?
00:59Very well.
01:00Realizing that her father would never allow her to go into show business,
01:03Nell put on a mask and left the camp.
01:07All right, all right, where the wheel of fortune starts, nobody knows.
01:11Next contestant, please. Name, please.
01:13I am the Masked Jenny Lynn.
01:15Go ahead, Miss Lynn.
01:20A rather unusual voice quality, boss.
01:22I'll say. This is our chance to go straight again.
01:24Look, they're all sound asleep.
01:26Gene, you have just won the major Snidely Amateur Hour.
01:29You get the grand tour with all expenses paid.
01:32It's the Masked Jenny Lynn!
01:34It's the Masked Jenny Lynn!
01:38So Snidely with this Masked Jenny Lynn swept the country.
01:41No town escaped the ruthless Masked Singer.
01:44I really knocked him out in Toronto, eh?
01:46Meanwhile, a man from one of the ravished towns
01:48wandered into the mounted police camp.
01:50And Inspector, you should hear this Masked Jenny Lynn.
01:52Pretty square, eh?
01:54Like the squarest.
01:56Don't worry. As you know, the Canadian mountains always get the men.
02:00You see, here comes the mountain now.
02:03I did as you said. I got my man.
02:05Dudley, how many times have I got to tell you?
02:07This is a dog. This is a man.
02:10Oh, all right. You're under arrest.
02:12No, no, no, no. Not this man.
02:14Oh, well, never mind.
02:16This is about the squarest mountain I've ever seen.
02:19That's right, sir. Square shooting, Dudley, do right at your service.
02:22Dudley, how do you feel about Lawrence Welk?
02:25Only terrific, Inspector. That's real toe-tapping music.
02:30I thought so. Dudley, I have a little job for you.
02:33You are the only mounty square enough to carry it off.
02:36That's me, Inspector. Square and true, eyes of blue.
02:39I want you to bring in the Masked Jenny Lynn.
02:42And I know you can do it because, ta-da,
02:44the mounties always get the men.
02:47But this is a woman, sir.
02:48Go, do right.
02:50And so one night in Saskatchewan...
02:53Schneidly, there's a Maori out there in the audience.
02:55A Maori, eh?
02:57I want you to go out there and sing like you have never sung before.
03:00This will put him to sleep. Did you put in the cotton, Barney?
03:03Yes.
03:04Okay, then, draw the curtain.
03:09Oh, sing it, baby.
03:14Schneidly, he ain't sleeping.
03:16Well, then, what's he doing?
03:17He's enjoying it.
03:23Mr. Lynn, I certainly do enjoy your singing, but...
03:25Well, you see, I'm a Mountie, square and true.
03:27So I really must...
03:28Dudley, I thought I told you to go bring in a man.
03:31Nell, then you're the Masked Jenny Lynn.
03:34Surprise!
03:35So Dudley brought Nell, Schneidly and Barney back to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police Camp.
03:39Well, Dudley, you finally did it. You brought in your man.
03:42Schneidly Whiplash, the most wanted man in the territory of this glorious nation.
03:46But tell me, where's the Masked Jenny Lynn?
03:49Inspector, just wait till you hear her sing.
03:51She's a little old Florence Nightingale, that's what.
03:53And here she is, your own daughter, Nell.
03:55Nell? I knew there was something missing around here.
03:58You mean, Nell, it was you?
04:00You know, father, how you've always held me back.
04:02Well, by God, my break at last.
04:04I'm in showbiz, I'm a star.
04:07Just listen.
04:10Oh, sing that thing.
04:11Shortening, shortening.
04:12Vomit it, baby, love shortening.
04:16Vomit it, baby, love shortening bread.
04:19Sorry.
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