The Mr. Men Show The Mr. Men Show E068 – Up and Down
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00:00Or they're down. The sun is coming up, and Miss Daredevil is going down.
00:06Mr. Tall is way up high, while Mr. Small is far down below.
00:12Mr. Bump is up on a ladder, while Miss Helpful is down on the ground.
00:20And now, he's down too.
00:24Over at Dillydale Stadium,
00:27Mr. Grumpy's spirits are up, because he's got great seats down by the field.
00:33Here you go, Mr. Grumpy. Best seat in the house.
00:35Or, uh, best seats. I noticed you bought the whole row.
00:38Yes, I did. I always do.
00:40That way, no one can sit next to me, and I can enjoy the game in peace.
00:44Hey, whatever floats your boat, Mr. Grumpy. Enjoy the game.
00:47Ah, the warm sun, the gentle breeze, and the smell of fresh-cut grass.
00:51There's nothing like sitting down by the field for a game of Dillyball.
00:54Best of all, no rowdy jokers to bother me.
00:57Oh, good, it's starting. That's it. Kick it to the moon.
01:01Oh, crooked cucumbers.
01:04Hey, look out down below!
01:10Mr. Messy, oh, for noodles' sake.
01:13Sorry about that. This cheese goo is super messy.
01:18Just keep your cheese goo to yourself.
01:22There you go.
01:28This Dilly Dog is disgusting.
01:35Hey, Mr. Rude, get a grip on your Dilly Dog up there.
01:39I cannot hear you.
01:41Sorry again. Maybe down there's not such a good place to sit.
01:45You ask me, the problem is up there in the cheap seats.
01:48Goal!
01:50OK, now you're talking. That's some lively action.
01:53Go team go! Go team go!
01:56Go... Dillydale!
01:59Go team go! Go team go!
02:03Go Dillydale!
02:13Flops!
02:15Someone is trying to ruin my good mood.
02:19Hey, where'd Mr. Grumpy go?
02:21I'll tell you what. Why don't you three blockheads take my seats downstairs and I'll sit up here.
02:26That way we can all enjoy what's left of the game.
02:29Much appreciated.
02:31Thanks, Mr. Grumpy.
02:32Just don't spill anything on me.
02:34Now maybe up here I can actually enjoy the game in peace.
02:41I hate birds.
02:50Hey there, friends. Are you tired of the same old predictable elevator rides?
02:55Then join me, Mr. Tickle, for an elevator ride you'll never forget.
03:01What floor, Ms. Chatterbox?
03:03Floor 7, please. I guess that means that I'm going up.
03:06That's the best part about elevators. They go up and down, down and up, but never sideways.
03:10Oh, and don't forget, Mr. Tickle.
03:13You know, that really was as fun as a barrel full of donkeys.
03:17Or monkeys, even.
03:19So if you need a good tickle to improve your mood...
03:22Going down. Second floor. Make sure you have a good tickle.
03:25And don't forget, Mr. Tickle.
03:27You know, that really was as fun as a barrel full of donkeys.
03:30Or monkeys, even.
03:32So if you need a good tickle to improve your mood...
03:35Going down. Second floor. Make sure you have a good tickle.
03:38And don't forget, Mr. Tickle.
03:40Going down. Second floor. Make it snappy.
03:45Come on down to Mr. Tickle's Elevator, where almost every ride is sure to get you a tickle.
03:51Things are upbeat upstairs at Mr. Happy's Happy Hot Café.
03:56But that's not the case downstairs in the kitchen.
04:01Pick up one stinking beanburger.
04:04Thank you, Mr. Rude.
04:06Oh, be quiet. You talk too much.
04:10Order ready for table 5, Miss Magic.
04:17Oh, Mr. Happy, I cannot serve the customer this.
04:20It's burnt to a crisp.
04:23Mr. Rude, Miss Magic doesn't think the customer will want this wonderfully burnt brick of a beanburger.
04:31Too bad. I am not making another.
04:34You heard him, Miss Magic.
04:37I'll fix it myself, then.
04:39One boo and pippity beal. Make these burnt beans a proper meal.
04:45Fantastic. But that's not a burger.
04:48Aye. But who wouldn't want a magic pineapple of their very own?
04:54Oh, Mr. Rude, I'm sending down a pile of plates that need washing.
04:59Mr. Rude.
05:01Tell the customers if they want clean dishes, they can wash them themselves.
05:06Wonderful idea. But we're very busy with customers up here.
05:11I'm sure you'd love to help out.
05:13I am the chef.
05:15But someone is supposed to be doing the dishes.
05:20Tell it to Mr. Messy. That's his job.
05:27Mr. Rude.
05:31Oh, what a disaster.
05:33All right. Pippity blast and pippity gleam.
05:36Make this mess nice and clean.
05:42Sometimes my magic surprises even me.
05:45By the way, table six needs a side of mashed potatoes.
05:48Oh, Mr. Rude. One order of mashed potatoes, please.
05:54I don't feel like it.
05:56I said please.
05:59Here. Now leave me alone.
06:00Why, that's just a raw potato, Mr. Rude.
06:03The customer wants it cooked and mashed.
06:06There. I sat on it.
06:08Oh, that's disgusting, Mr. Rude.
06:12I'll show you disgusting.
06:15Shazam! I've never been somebody's lunch before.
06:18All right. Maybe what Mr. Rude needs is some extra workers down there.
06:23Blippity bee and blippity blelp.
06:25Give Mr. Rude a whole bunch of help.
06:31Oh, thank you. I have never had such marvelous service.
06:35Delicious. My compliments to the chef.
06:38Keep your compliments to yourself.
07:00Mr. Noisy is about to find out what's up at Miss Scary's mansion.
07:04Boing! Boing!
07:07You rang, Mr. Noisy?
07:09Hello, Mr. Bounce. Is Miss Scary home?
07:12I happen to be going door to door with an incredible offer.
07:15Yes, but she's unfortunately busy upstairs, feeding her pets.
07:19Well, perhaps she could come downstairs, Mr. Noisy?
07:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:28Well, perhaps she could come down for...
07:30And then they must be washed and hung to dry.
07:32Of course, but...
07:33Who is it down there?
07:35One minute. Boing! Boing!
07:38Up we go. Boing! Wee!
07:41Well, who is it?
07:43Well, what's he want?
07:45Down we go. Boing! Boing!
07:48What is it you want?
07:49I'm going door to door, Sally.
07:51Door? One moment.
07:53Boing! Boing!
07:55Up the stairs. Wee!
08:00What? Why would I want a door?
08:03This place is loaded with doors.
08:05Tell him no thanks.
08:07Boing! Boing! Boing!
08:09Down the stairs again. Boing!
08:11Thank you, but she does not need a door.
08:12No, no. I'm going door to door, selling this vacuum.
08:17Vacuum?
08:18Yes!
08:19Got it. Boing! Boing!
08:21Wee! What a day I'm having.
08:23Up the stairs. Up the stairs.
08:25What did he say?
08:27He what?
08:28Is he saying my house is dirty?
08:30Tell him to go vacuum his own house.
08:33Down we go. Boing! Boing!
08:35She says I don't want to vacuum her house.
08:38I want to sell her a vacuum.
08:40And what's more, she doesn't have to come downstairs
08:43because Mr. Noisy Super Noisy Vacuum Cleaner
08:46can be heard in every part of the house.
08:54Hey! You're scaring my back!
08:57What's all the racket down there?
08:59That, Miss Scary, was Mr. Noisy Super Noisy Vacuum Cleaner,
09:03the noisiest vacuum cleaner you can buy.
09:06I'm here to sell you this fine product.
09:09Wow! Why didn't anybody say so?
09:12I always come downstairs for salesmen.
09:18Bye!
09:19I always come downstairs to scare salesmen.
09:24Don't I, my wittle baby?
09:42Our day of ups and downs draws to a close.
09:45For the good people of Tillydale,
09:48this one ends with the sun going down.