A Garfield Christmas A Garfield Christmas
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00:00Garfield, réveille-toi !
00:02Bonjour, John.
00:03Pas de temps pour parler de petits trucs, Garfield. C'est le matin de Noël, et tu sais ce que ça signifie ?
00:06Bien sûr que je sais. Noël signifie des cadeaux. Beaucoup et beaucoup de cadeaux.
00:09Tout d'abord, Garfield, tu ne peux pas ouvrir des cadeaux sur un stomache vide.
00:13Voici tes lasagnes de déjeuner. Tu peux manger ton déjeuner.
00:30Ok, Garfield, t'attends ici pendant que je prends ton cadeau.
00:41C'est ce que j'appelle un cadeau de Noël.
00:49C'est le cadeau qui continue de donner, Garfield.
00:51Voici, laissez-moi vous montrer.
00:53Regardez ça.
00:54Cette machine de donner des cadeaux peut lire votre esprit.
00:57Peu importe ce que vous pensez, elle vous donnera des cadeaux.
01:00Regardez.
01:09Génial, hein ?
01:10Laissez-moi essayer ça.
01:18Et c'est juste pour commencer.
01:21Maintenant, c'est ce que Noël s'appelle.
01:27Les cadeaux de Noël sont tous sur le sol.
01:29C'est le moment où vous devez demander plus.
01:32Noël est mon moment préféré de l'année.
01:35C'est le moment où je donne mon accueil de Noël.
01:38Allez, donnez-le, donnez-le, donnez-le, donnez-le.
01:41Donnez-le, donnez-le, donnez-le, donnez-le.
01:44Je vais tous les cadeaux qui sont bonnes enlever de l'arbre.
01:48Allez, donnez-le, donnez-le, donnez-le.
01:50Ouais.
01:52Things, stuff, gadgets, toys, greed, avarice.
01:56I love it.
01:57Hey, Garfield.
01:59Garfield, wake up.
02:01Oh, it's you.
02:04Leave your number, I'll get back to you.
02:07Hey, Garfield, guess what today is.
02:10Listen carefully, John.
02:12I don't do pop quizzes before breakfast, okay ?
02:15Are you ready for this, Garfield ?
02:16It's Christmas Eve morning.
02:18We're gonna pack up our presents and go to the farm for Christmas.
02:21Won't that be fun ?
02:22You've got a real sick sense of humor, John.
02:25You know that, don't you ?
02:26The whole family's gonna be there.
02:27Dad, Mom and Grandma and Doc Boy.
02:30And Good Boy and Bad Boy and Old Boy and Attaboy.
02:33Come on, Garfield, we have a busy day ahead of us.
02:39Why is it every Christmas I get drug out of my warm bed
02:42just to see some stupid old relatives ?
02:44And why is it I always have to go to the stupid old farm
02:47Why can't they come here where my warm bed is ?
02:50And why am I whispering ?
03:01We're almost back on the farm now, boys.
03:03I can almost smell Mom's chestnut dressing
03:05baking in the oven right now.
03:07That's not what I smell.
03:09There's no doubt about it.
03:10Christmas is my favorite holiday.
03:13The air is crisp, homes are brightly decorated
03:16and everybody's walking around with big smiles on their faces.
03:20Almost everybody.
03:22I think the best part is watching the faces of children
03:25and sharing the memories of being a child at Christmas.
03:29I remember when my brother Doc Boy and I were little.
03:32Oh, brother, here we go again.
03:35Dad would chop down the tree.
03:37Chores.
03:38Mom would fix up the meal.
03:39Work.
03:40Doc Boy would get in the way.
03:42Fighting. Big, fat, hairy deal.
03:46Decorating the tree.
03:48Gardening.
03:49Wiring all of the lights.
03:50Electrical contracting.
03:51Wrapping boxes and writing out cards.
03:53Office work. Out of sight.
03:56Then we'd take those presents
03:58and pile them under the tree.
04:01We'd barely get a wink of sleep
04:03wondering what they could be.
04:06The special gifts of Christmas
04:08that really make it great
04:10are the insomnia
04:13and anxiety.
04:16Kids get from having to wait.
04:19Can't wait till Christmas.
04:21There's so much to do.
04:23Can't wait till Christmas.
04:26Wake me when it's through.
04:30Now behave yourself, this Christmas, Garfield.
04:32No problem. I'll wait in the car.
04:40Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas, Mom.
04:42Merry Christmas to you too, honey.
04:44Oh, it's so nice to see you.
04:46Here, let me take those packages.
04:55Hi, Dad. Merry Christmas.
04:57Merry Christmas, Eddie Slicker.
04:59Doc Boy, how's my favorite brother?
05:01Don't call me Doc Boy.
05:02And you've probably forgotten I'm your only brother.
05:04Oh, you're right.
05:06Don't mind me.
05:07You can visit till your lips fall off for all I care.
05:10You can sit here in the dark alone
05:12until you decide to come over and pay your respects.
05:14Nobody gives a hoot about an old woman like me anyway.
05:17How could I ignore my favorite girl?
05:19Merry Christmas, Grandma.
05:21Merry Christmas, John.
05:23How have you been?
05:24I've been doing okay, considering.
05:26What's this, John?
05:28I see you're putting on a little belly.
05:29Is that city life making you soft?
05:33You're getting soft, boy.
05:35You need to get more physical.
05:36Take me. I do 100 sit-ups every morning.
05:38My belly is hard as a rock.
05:40Come on. Hit me right here.
05:41Give me your best shot.
05:44Grandma, you remember Garfield, don't you?
05:46Well, I'll be.
05:48I remember back when all we had were wood-burning cats.
05:51What won't they think of next?
05:53Bizarre.
05:54Isn't this wonderful?
05:56The whole family is together again for the holidays.
05:59We're going to have such a splendid Christmas.
06:02I'm so happy I could just burst.
06:05Put a sock in it, dearie.
06:07Let's go finish dinner.
06:09I can see Grandma and I are going to get along just fine.
06:19This is what it's all about, right, boys?
06:21Hard work, brisk weather and beautiful scenery.
06:25What scenery?
06:26I think somebody turned the lights out.
06:28In fact, that goes so far as to say things can't get much worse than...
06:32I've got to quit saying that.
06:38By any chance, you're not thinking of putting chili powder in my sausage gravy, are you, Grandma?
06:44Why, no.
06:47Heavens to Betsy Child, what would give you such a notion?
06:51Just because my chili gravy won a blue ribbon at the county fair and your gravy didn't even place,
06:56who am I to tell you how to make gravy?
06:58The Green County Gravy Champion, that's who.
07:01Hey, Garfield, where's Odie?
07:02In the barn, let's see.
07:20Hello, what's this?
07:22White sausage gravy?
07:24I don't know what you're talking about.
07:27Hello, what's this?
07:29White sausage gravy.
07:42Perfect.
07:52Doc Boy, will you say grace, please?
07:54Oh, Mom.
07:55Doc Boy.
07:57I never know what to...
08:00Lord, we just want to tell you how grateful we are for this food
08:06and for letting us all be here together on Christmas Eve.
08:11Amen.
08:13And as surely as the waters of the streams and the rivers find the sea,
08:19let each of us find happiness and wisdom in this our...
08:25Thanks, Lord. Let's eat.
08:28Hey, Mom, pass the potatoes, please.
08:30Scallop, whipped, fried, baked or boiled?
08:32Mom, you always fix too much food.
08:34I know, honey, I know. Now, what would you like?
08:36I can't decide. Just give me a piece of pie.
08:39Apple, peach, pumpkin, blueberry, cherry or banana cream?
08:50Excellent cuisine.
08:52However, the decor leaves something to be desired.
08:55I give this place two stars.
08:57You sure are packing the food away tonight, Grandma.
09:01I'm eating for two now, dear.
09:06That was a great meal, Mom.
09:08And you too, Grandma.
09:10Thank you, John.
09:11Well, it wasn't much, but I was hoping you'd like it.
09:15Hey, Garfield, there's plenty of leftovers.
09:17Would you like something to eat?
09:18No, thank you, John.
09:20I have opted to watch my waistline this holiday season.
09:24Okay, everybody, it's time to trim the tree.
09:41Just listen to him, Garfield.
09:43All jawing at once like a bunch of banshees.
09:46Crazy, isn't it?
09:47Of course, to make it through this whole life, you have to be a little crazy.
09:51You said it, Grandma.
09:52Why, just look at me.
09:54I talk to cats.
09:59Careful, Dad. Don't hurt yourself.
10:01Why is it we always put the stupid star on last?
10:04Why don't we put the star on the top of the tree and then put the tree up?
10:08Well, it just wouldn't be Christmas if we put the star on first, honey.
10:12Hey, Garfield, come over here.
10:15Garfield, I have a very important job for you.
10:18It's a dangerous assignment, but if you succeed, you'll be a hero.
10:23A hero? I like that.
10:25I want you to take this star up the tree and put it on the top.
10:29Climbing trees is my life, sir.
10:31If I'm not back in an hour, send a banana cream pie after me.
10:35This is going to be a piece of cake.
10:37Never send a man to do a cat's job.
10:44C'est parti.
11:15Est-ce que tout le monde est prêt?
11:17C'est parti!
11:25Très bien.
11:26Et maintenant, tout le monde, mon petit garçon va nous favoriser avec une chanson de Noël.
11:31Je ne sais pas, Maman.
11:33Mon garçon, tu devrais bien jouer.
11:35Ces 24 ans de cours de piano devraient valoir le coup.
11:45Oh, Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree
11:49How lovely are thy...
11:52Scoot over, sonny boy.
11:54Let old grandma take a whack at that.
11:56Oh, Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree
11:59How lovely are thy branches
12:04Well, what do you think, dearie?
12:06That was interesting.
12:08Well, you better not touch those ivories until they've had a chance to cool down for a while.
12:13Get on down.
12:16Why don't you play for us, Mom?
12:24Christmas is here
12:27Mistletoe and laughter
12:29Carols and bells
12:32Ringing to the rafters
12:35Lights on the tree
12:37Candles all aglow
12:40And all who pass by say hello
12:45Why, hello, Garfield.
12:48How did you know I needed a kitty in my lap?
12:51Wild guess.
12:53Since Grandpa passed on, I've wiled away many a lonely hour
12:56Rockin' and strokin' my cats.
12:59I envy those cats.
13:01Grandpa was a proud man.
13:03A strong man.
13:05He was a good provider.
13:07We've never had much money
13:10But we always had plenty of food on the table.
13:13And he always made something special for me and each of the children at Christmas.
13:19Men like him didn't feel like they could show much affection outwardly to the children
13:24But on Christmas, it was okay.
13:28He always pretended not to be excited on Christmas morning
13:32But his eyes gave him away.
13:35I think...
13:37I think it was his favorite day of the year.
13:41Sometimes I wake up in the night
13:44And I can still feel his strong arms around me.
13:50This is the night I miss him the most.
13:54Keep Christmas here
14:00In your heart.
14:30I'm beginning to feel a little silly reading this book year after year.
14:39Think of the children, dear.
14:41They so look forward to it.
14:43Right, Dad.
14:44Yeah, let's see if Binky saves Christmas again this year.
14:52Once upon a time, there was a clown named Binky who loved children.
14:56Every time Binky saw children, he would say
14:59Hey, kids!
15:00Oh, no, no, no, no, no, Dad!
15:02Read it with more emotion!
15:03Yeah, yeah, and why don't you say it like Binky says it?
15:08Every time Binky saw children, he would say
15:11Hey, kids!
15:15Cut that out!
15:18And once again, Binky the Clown saved Christmas for children all over the world.
15:23The end.
15:24I don't know about you, John, but for a couple of minutes there
15:27I was getting pretty worried.
15:29Oh, me too.
15:30All right, boys, it's time to get ready for bed.
15:33All right!
15:34Yeah!
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18:28Oh, my!
18:30What are they, Grandma?
18:31John, these are love letters your grandpa sent me
18:34when we were courting a long, long time ago.
18:37My darling, if the sea were of ink and the sky of parchment,
18:41I could not begin to write my love for you.
18:47When next we meet...
18:49Oh!
18:50Oh, my!
18:54Well, what does he say, Grandma?
18:56It is inappropriate for a lady to talk about her romances, my dear.
19:00Garfield, I don't know how you managed to find these letters.
19:03I think they are the nicest presents I could have received.
19:07Thank you very, very much.
19:10Yeah, you might say I just kind of fell into them.
19:18What is it, Odie?
19:23Okay, I'm coming.
19:27Okay, what do you want?
19:30Ta-da!
19:31Okay, what is it?
19:44Whoa! Let me try that.
19:51Odie, sometimes you amaze me.
19:55This is the best present a cat could ever get.
19:58Now and then, you're something special.
20:06All right, you guys.
20:08Just permit me one sentimental moment here, will you?
20:11I have something to say.
20:13Christmas.
20:14It's not the giving.
20:16It's not the getting.
20:18It's the loving.
20:20There, I said it.
20:22Now, get out of here.
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