Part 2 of 8 of the ITV drama. Jason sings the Mario theme tune, Dan spends half of the episode looking for him and Scott calls Dan a Jerk. Starring Robson Green, Stephen Tompkinson, Emily Joyce, Neil Stuke, Tracey Wilkinson, Eva Pope and Tamsin Malleson.
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00:00I swear on the sweet smile of my gorgeous nephew, Daniel, to be an excellent builder.
00:29And a trustworthy and respectful employee.
00:32Good. Excellent.
00:38And to rob, cheat and deceive the client any chance I get.
00:59Where's the other one?
01:28Trevor. That's Joe. The other one's called Trevor.
01:33Don't be so suspicious. And don't forget...
01:36Yeah, yeah. Charm offensive. All guns blazing.
01:42Nearly all the ceilings were damaged by the rain. I'm going to have to replace two of the joists.
01:48What about the roof?
01:49Oh, we're getting a specialist in to help do the job.
01:51Is he reliable?
01:52Oh, aye. He's from Newcastle. He's family.
01:55How long will that take?
01:56Not more than a week. Once we get going.
01:59Then what?
02:00Oh, we've got a plumber standby to start on the bathroom and a spark to rewire the place.
02:05You know, we can work round them doing up the top floor.
02:08And then in about four weeks we move downstairs and start on the kitchen.
02:13Yeah, we've got a schedule here, which of course you'll stick to.
02:18That is, of course, when Junior goes home.
02:20His mum's coming for him any time. He's been no bother, really.
02:24Oh, sorry. Yeah.
02:27Maybe your daddy should get you to give him a hand.
02:30He'll get him on to clear the house. I'm very good at waste disposal.
02:34OK. Yeah, I hear you. I'll answer it.
02:39Right, that's good. OK, I've got to fly.
02:43Oh, yeah.
02:49Last week's and a little extra for goodwill.
02:53So it's weekly cash payments from now on.
02:56Wages and materials.
02:58As agreed.
02:59Well, I'm sure it's all going to go really brilliantly.
03:02Aye.
03:03See you.
03:05Bye.
03:13Well, that went all right.
03:16Won't stay that way.
03:17How do you mean?
03:19Well, he's not too happy about the Lidlen, is he?
03:21Don't mind, he's got a point.
03:23Well, at least I haven't lied to him about a non-existent plumber and a spark.
03:27Yes, you have.
03:29Anyway, technicality.
03:31I've got a roofer. Simon will be here soon.
03:33He's a bloody head case and all.
03:36Yeah.
03:37You didn't fall off the roof, then?
03:41Hello, mate. How's things?
03:43See, I've been worrying.
03:44I thought, if they'd have had to scrape your remains off the ground,
03:48it would have spoiled our fun, wouldn't it?
03:50Yeah, yeah, you've got a point there.
03:53Catch up with you soon, then, pretty boy.
03:56Fine, cheerio.
03:59Who was that, then?
04:01Nobody, you know.
04:05Where have you been?
04:06He's been here half an hour.
04:08Yeah, I've just been catching up on some personal research.
04:11Well, he's had the tea and he's had the tour.
04:13Clive's going mental.
04:14You are majorly in the shit.
04:17Yes, OK.
04:26Ah, here he is.
04:29We were just talking about you, Paul.
04:32Mr Mandrakis, our senior Far Eastern broker, Paul Atkins.
04:35Do you always operate on Singapore time, Mr Atkins?
04:38Mr Mandrakis, my apologies.
04:41I know I'm half an hour late.
04:42Thirty-four minutes, to be precise.
04:44It could be the most profitable thirty-four minutes of your year.
04:48I have all the life insurance I need.
04:50Thank you very much.
04:51I know your family is anxious to expand its crude carrier fleet.
04:55I also know you wish to purchase the three tankers that Sun Li is selling in Taipei.
05:01This is common knowledge, Mr Atkins.
05:03But what certainly isn't is the identity of the other bidders and the prices that they're likely to offer.
05:08Naturally not.
05:10What would you say if I said that I could write the bidders and their prices on that piece of paper?
05:18Well, I should be intrigued.
05:21Mr Mandrakis, we've never acted on behalf of your family before.
05:26I believe that it would be in both our interests if we did.
05:29I should like to buy these ships for you.
05:40Give me hard facts on my competitors, Mr Atkins, say by midday tomorrow and I'd give it every consideration.
05:49Thank you for your hospitality, Clive.
05:52I always enjoy a full English breakfast.
05:55I'll see you out.
06:03I trust you can stand all that up, Paul.
06:05Of course I can, Clive.
06:22Bullshit, Paul?
06:24Complete bullshit, mate.
06:31Ready?
06:37I have been for the last ten minutes.
06:40OK.
06:48Grandma!
07:02Sorry, kiddo.
07:05I can't take much more of this.
07:10Now she's taken the piss of Yasmine.
07:12Which I didn't, and she isn't.
07:14Yes, she is.
07:15Looking after the kid is her job.
07:17It's not yours.
07:18You're the working man.
07:20Well, allegedly.
07:22Tell her to get off her arse and take the kid off our hands.
07:25I keep telling you she's with her mate in Durham.
07:28I keep leaving messages.
07:29We are in a hole because of her.
07:31The only reason we're in a hole, Joe, is because you poked a copper's missus and he ran us out of town.
07:37No, it isn't.
07:38You don't know where your wife is and you're having to do a job with a kid on your hands.
07:42Ray and Janice?
07:43Ray and Janice is history.
07:44I'm talking about now.
07:47Where are you going?
07:48Get the birds some nappies.
07:49He stinks.
08:08We're going to have to stop meeting like this.
08:10Are you the builders from the house next door?
08:11That's right.
08:12I'm Emma.
08:13I'm the nanny at number 23.
08:15You're from up north, aren't you?
08:16Newcastle.
08:17Oh, right.
08:18I'm from Manchester.
08:19That's where all the good-looking women come from.
08:22And you enjoy it, do you, looking after kids?
08:24It's dead easy.
08:25Easier than rebuilding a house with a baby in tow, anyway.
08:28She's right.
08:29Childcare is a complicated business, especially when you're not used to it.
08:32Like you, for instance.
08:34But Joe, you're obviously an expert.
08:37Thank you.
08:47Yes, I'd like to speak to the chief inspector, please.
08:49No, he's very busy.
08:50He's not in the line.
08:55Trevor Gizan, will you?
08:56Doesn't sound like the Sergeant Reggie Grusham...
08:58What could it be, Trev?
08:59...that I remember.
09:00Oh, hi.
09:01Ah, chief inspector.
09:02And how are you?
09:07Trevor!
09:18Yeah, all right.
09:19Bye.
09:22Karen?
09:23Yeah.
09:24Great.
09:25She coming for Daniel?
09:26Tomorrow.
09:27Excellent.
09:32So, where's she been?
09:35Durham, I suppose.
09:37You suppose?
09:38She couldn't talk long.
09:39She's coming tomorrow and she'll take Daniel back.
09:42Just...
09:44...leave it, will you?
09:55Sure.
09:56Sure, I'll call you back.
09:57OK.
09:58OK, bye.
09:59If you hear anything, just let me know, OK?
10:01Bye.
10:03Caracas?
10:04Mm.
10:05Anything?
10:06Anything?
10:07Nope.
10:08What next?
10:09I don't know.
10:11Come on, Paulie, I've got commitments riding on this.
10:15You've got commitments?
10:16You've got no idea how much money's going out of my bank account each week.
10:20My overdraft's bigger than Mexico's national debt.
10:24I've got an astronomical bloody mortgage on a house I can't even move into for the next few months.
10:29Wages in cash to a couple of dodgy Geordie builders.
10:33No slates on the roof.
10:34800 quid a week for the flat.
10:37Oh, this deal isn't a bonus, Mikey.
10:39It's a bloody necessity.
10:41You've also got an understanding wife with whom you share everything.
10:45Right.
10:46Right.
10:47And a father-in-law who'll bail you out with the odd million if she clicks her fingers.
10:52Wrong.
10:53Wouldn't take a penny of that bastard's money, not even if we were on the street.
10:58Right, come on, Mike.
11:04Come on.
11:12Trev?
11:15Trevor?
11:17Trevor?
11:18Chef Daniel Paul's here.
11:27Morning, Paul.
11:29Oh, that's a nice one and all.
11:31Roofer here yet?
11:33Tomorrow.
11:37Can I help you with anything?
11:38I just bought the bathroom catalogues.
11:41Oh, I'll come and collect them.
11:42It's all right, I'll come in.
12:02Emma!
12:04Emma!
12:05Oh, hi, Trevor.
12:07Look, you couldn't just take Dan for a minute, could you?
12:09Why, what's the matter?
12:10The house owner on the warpath.
12:14Yeah, we'll order them for you.
12:15No, brother.
12:16Great.
12:17How about paying for them?
12:18I'll get Laura to drop in the cash.
12:20I've got a big job I don't work the next few days.
12:22Aye, aye.
12:23Well, you're the one for the big jobs, Paul.
12:25I'm not the one for the big jobs.
12:26I'm not the one for the big jobs.
12:28Aye, aye.
12:29Well, you're the one for the big jobs, Paul.
12:35Morning.
12:36OK. Baby gone home?
12:37Yeah, that's right.
12:41Still here, innit?
12:48I'd say that's our honeymoon period over, wouldn't you lads?
12:59PHONE RINGS
13:09Hello?
13:10Where is she, you bastard?
13:11Oh, look, psychopath, I don't need this.
13:15Oh, I am going to have you.
13:17I'll find her.
13:18What, really?
13:19Go and play with your walkie-talkie and just leave me alone, you limp-dick twat.
13:24GROWLS
13:28DOOR CREAKS
13:47All right, Karen?
13:49Joe?
13:52All right after your break?
13:54Fine, thanks.
13:56Trevor and Daniel around anywhere?
14:01Joe, I'm sorry.
14:02You'll have to take Daniel back, Mrs Wright's due back any minute.
14:06Bye, thanks.
14:07No bother.
14:09Ah, she's a grand lad.
14:11She's been a big help while you've been away on your holidays.
14:15I think this is yours.
14:20Trevor?
14:21There's a woman out here who wants to make mad, passionate love to you.
14:27Karen?
14:33He's been absolutely fine.
14:35He looks really happy.
14:36And Emma's qualified, been to college and that.
14:38Yeah.
14:39It's just when I couldn't get hold of you, I had to decide.
14:42Trevor, it's fine, don't worry.
14:47Hey, listen, I've been thinking, er...
14:49You two need some quality time together, so, er...
14:53Why don't you stay over, Karen?
14:54It's OK.
14:55Nah, it's not a problem.
14:57I'll book him to a hotel for the night.
15:02Yeah, I know, he does try.
15:26HE SIGHS
15:28HE SIGHS
15:51I could get us a Chinese.
15:53Or we could have a picnic.
15:56What have you got?
15:58Cumberland sausage, a Scotch egg,
16:01two onion barges from last night's takeaway,
16:04some Jaffa cakes,
16:07a tin of spaghetti hoops and half a bottle of Baileys.
16:10Gourmet night, is it?
16:12Absolutely.
16:14Erm...
16:16I was going to wait until I'd saved some more, but, er...
16:20Well, seeing as you're here...
16:31Mr Trevor.
16:32That's just the start.
16:34The job's all right, I mean, the bosses aren't too bad.
16:37I'll be home before you know it.
16:39I thought maybe we could have a holiday.
16:43I'm glad it's working out for you, Trevor.
16:45And you're feeling much better, aren't you?
16:47You think that trip to Durham must have worked?
16:49Yeah.
16:52Now, get us a number for that Chinese.
16:54Right.
17:03I've decided to leave, Ray.
17:07Happy?
17:09I'm going home to Danny.
17:12And will he take it?
17:14And will he take it?
17:17Well, Ray's an owner-occupier.
17:21Once he's got possession, he doesn't get evicted without a fight.
17:25So I've noticed.
17:27But I'll make him.
17:29With your help.
17:34Me?
17:36I need you, Joe.
17:44Yeah.
17:50Yeah, but...
17:55I'm down here, and you're up there.
17:59Besides which, I don't want me face rearranging.
18:04Have we just had the goodbye screw, then? Is that what you're saying?
18:07Don't be daft, Janice.
18:08You know how much I like you.
18:11But what's between you and Ray?
18:14It's between you and Ray.
18:16Nothing to do with you, is that right?
18:20I'm sorry.
18:23It's okay.
18:44David!
18:51All in the car!
18:56The bloody hell!
18:59He's got a baby in there!
19:01Mum!
19:13Me van.
19:30Mum!
19:51What the hell's happened?
19:53Have you seen the state of the van?
19:55There's glass everywhere.
19:58Well, that is going to cost a fortune.
20:00Well, we didn't see the point clearing it up.
20:02What with Daniel and the dark and everything.
20:06Have you been here all night?
20:12Well, are you going to tell me what happened to the van, or what?
20:15What happened to the van?
20:18Well, to tell you the truth, we're not absolutely sure, Joe.
20:23But the basics?
20:24Well, your brother, your nine-month-old nephew and me were asleep in the van when some madman attacked it.
20:30With a crowbar, we think.
20:32And no, I wouldn't let Trevor go outside and defend your van in case he got his head smashed in.
20:38And yeah, thanks for asking, we're absolutely fine.
20:41Oh, Daniel's got a cut on his hand from where he tried to crawl to his mum, screaming his head off.
20:47She was incidentally shitting herself also, but Joe, don't you give it a moment's thought.
20:52Look, Karen, Trevor, I'm sorry.
20:54Piss off, Joe.
21:02I saw him.
21:04Who?
21:08Ray.
21:09Who do you think?
21:12It was like a man possessed.
21:15I thought you said it was all over.
21:17Trevor?
21:20No, Trevor.
21:23Don't forget Simon.
21:45Where is the person?
21:48Don't go.
21:49Don't go.
21:51Hello?
21:54Hello?
21:55It's me.
21:58Jan.
22:00Where have you been? I've been ringing you.
22:03I've changed your number. I've been away.
22:05Have you?
22:09Where are you, sweetheart?
22:13I want to see you.
22:14I'm on my way home. Meet me there later, OK?
22:16Meet you?
22:17Yeah.
22:19Yeah, OK.
22:21I'm leaving now. Yeah?
22:25Listen, Jan.
22:39You don't mind, do you?
22:40No, no.
22:41And they need their money for the week.
22:43Plus this roof and these materials, you know, slates and stuff.
22:48You, um...
22:50You know the house account's almost empty?
22:52Shit.
22:53Sorry, I meant to sort that.
22:54It's OK, I'll transfer some of my own money.
22:56No, there's no need for that.
22:59It'll clean me out, but then maybe we need to fix up some more funds.
23:02Listen, thanks.
23:03And, um, presumably you won't make the meeting with the architect.
23:07Oh, Lorne, I'm really sorry.
23:11You'll make it up to me when your deal comes through.
23:16I wish he could stay for a few days.
23:18He'd have to pay his danger money.
23:21Anyway, I think Daniel needs to get back to his old routine.
23:24Aye.
23:25And you'll be up soon.
23:27Listen, I wonder if...
23:29It's all right.
23:30No.
23:31I know.
23:32Listen.
23:33Jody's here, Jody's there, Jody's every bloody where.
23:36La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
23:40Karen?
23:41I wasn't expecting a reception committee like this.
23:43Thanks for the thought.
23:45How about this?
23:46Eh?
23:47Have a better day, darling.
23:51Bye-bye.
23:55Karen OK, is she?
23:57It's Martian, thanks.
23:59My mum sends her best.
24:00Says you've got to make sure you look after me.
24:04Well, if you were in Old London Town,
24:07if you were in Coney's, clap your hands!
24:10If you were in Coney's, clap your hands!
24:12If you were in Coney's...
24:21Where are you going?
24:23All right, Simon.
24:24All right.
24:25Oh, er, Trevor, you're in charge.
24:27I'll be back when I get this fixed.
24:29We need to talk about this.
24:32And if Laura turns up, make sure you get cash from her.
24:36Don't wait for me.
24:37Joe!
24:45I take it the job's going really well, then?
24:49Where do you want me to start, Cove?
24:58Raymond.
25:04Not a pet, are we?
25:07Terrible.
25:08Tame, almost blocked.
25:12You look great.
25:13Oh.
25:14No, I don't.
25:16Well, you do to me.
25:18A sight for sore eyes, eh?
25:21I need a bath.
25:28Right, there's your money this week with Simon's,
25:31plus cash for all the roofing materials.
25:34That's 4,300 in all, OK?
25:36Thanks.
25:37Er, then there's the bathroom suite.
25:39I'm just on my way to order it.
25:41What?
25:42Paul wanted us to order the bathroom suite.
25:44That would be to pay for.
25:46How much is that?
25:472,250.
25:49Right.
25:51Problem.
25:52No, no.
25:53Um, could we get the suite on credit just for a week or so
25:56till we get some transfers sorted out?
25:58I'd really like to, Laura, but we can't.
26:01I know it wasn't the agreement, but it's only temporary.
26:04Joe's golden rule.
26:05Always deal in cash,
26:07otherwise we carry the debt with the wholesalers, see?
26:11Come on.
26:12What I'm asking is standard practice.
26:15I thought you were running a business.
26:17We are.
26:18I can't go running to the cash point two or three times a day
26:21every time you need a new pile of bricks or something.
26:25That's not what you're suggesting, is it?
26:27No.
26:32So what are we going to do about it, Trevor?
26:36Suppose I'll order the suite on credit, shall I?
26:40Would you?
26:42Thanks.
26:43Yeah.
26:44Er, Laura, you won't mention this to Joe, will you?
26:47Not a word.
26:48Voila.
27:06Told you I'd better bother, Thanos.
27:09What better bother?
27:10The blood.
27:12The copper's missing as well.
27:14Oh, that hurts.
27:17That's fine.
27:19I always had you down as a bit of a windy bastard, Joe.
27:22That, that'll cut in my book.
27:24Oh, yes, indeedy.
27:26Just shut up about it now, will you?
27:32Thought I'd find you in here.
27:34Just on me way, as a matter of fact.
27:35You too.
27:36Every time Trevor turns up, Joe runs off.
27:38Anyone would think he's trying to avoid you, you know.
27:40I want to talk to you about last night.
27:42Did you get the cash?
27:44Er, yeah. Joe, look.
27:46Good. I'm on my way to get the slates, er...
27:48I'll get the bathroom suite as well.
27:50I've done that.
27:51Fine.
27:53Hand it over, then.
27:58Er...
27:59Joe, it's not all there.
28:02I used the roofing money to pay for the suite.
28:05Ah, did you?
28:07The reason for that would be?
28:09Laura didn't have the cash for the suite.
28:11She wanted us to get it on credit.
28:13You don't get it on credit, do you?
28:15It's Joe's golden rule, innit, Trevor?
28:17So, how did you plan to buy the slates for the roof, Trevor?
28:20Well, I thought our...
28:21Wages?
28:23No.
28:24Not our wages.
28:26Well, not our wages.
28:27Yours, maybe, not mine.
28:30Give the tight arse Mrs Atkins a ring
28:32and tell her not to take advantage of you because you're simple.
28:35Because you're simple.
28:39And give us cash up front as agreed.
28:46Er, Joe...
28:47Joe, I think Trevor want to talk to you about something.
28:53Course it was you.
28:54You were seen.
28:55Peeping out from under the duvet, were you?
28:57Nah, I wasn't even there.
28:59My brother was, though.
29:00With his wife and their kid.
29:02They could have been hurt.
29:03Well, you can't make an omelette without cracking eggs.
29:05This has gone far enough, Ray.
29:07No.
29:08On the contrary.
29:09We've only just kicked off.
29:13Just lay off, will you?
29:16You ain't seen nothing yet, Sonny Jim.
29:18Ray, man...
29:28Who are you, the laughing policeman?
29:34All right, youse two.
29:35Let's get cracking.
29:36Oh, so you do actually work here, then?
29:38Just get these slates shifted.
29:46Aw, bloody lad.
29:47Ray!
29:48Who's Ray?
29:49You said it was all over.
29:50There'd be no more bother.
29:52You don't know it was him.
29:53I saw him last night.
29:54The van, remember?
29:57Oh, so it was the copper who smashed up the van?
30:00Go and start laying some felt, will you?
30:01Hey, excellent.
30:02Top man.
30:03Piss off.
30:07Look.
30:09Nobody got hurt.
30:11We're going to get some new slates,
30:13and that is the end of it, all right?
30:15And who's going to pay for them?
30:17We'll bill Paul and Laura.
30:18It's not their problem.
30:19It's yours.
30:20How was I to know Ray was a nudder?
30:23None of this would have happened
30:25if you hadn't started screwing up.
30:27None of this would have happened
30:28if you hadn't started screwing Janice.
30:31If it wasn't me, it'd have been somebody else.
30:33Aw, don't give me that,
30:34because it was you, wasn't it?
30:35You're responsible.
30:36Do you know how it's spelled?
30:38Trevor, I don't want the mother to raise you again, all right?
30:46Simon!
30:50Joe!
30:52Joe!
30:54Joe!
30:57I'm not going back in that house
30:58until the sniffer dogs have been in.
31:00It's probably mined and all.
31:02All right, Simon.
31:05What are you looking at me for?
31:06It's like a training ground for the SAS, man.
31:08All right, Simon.
31:09I get the point.
31:11Well?
31:12He's probably put sharpened spears
31:13behind all the doors, you know.
31:14Shut up.
31:17Have you got something to say?
31:21You were having it off with another man's wife.
31:24He, understandably, was upset by that.
31:26He decides to seek revenge on the fornicator.
31:29But...
31:31my wife and child get scared to death
31:33and Mowdyboy here nearly gets his neck broken.
31:36Does that sound fair to you?
31:37Fornicator?
31:38Does that sound fair to you, Joe?
31:41You can't fornicate for free, Joe.
31:43There's always a price to pay.
31:46So what do you want me to do, Trevor?
31:48Sort it, smart-arse.
31:51Talk to Janice, talk to Ray,
31:53talk to the bloody Police Federation if you have to,
31:55but sort it, Joe.
31:58Me and him aren't going back in that house till you do.
32:01Just apologise.
32:03I'm sure he'll be dead reasonable.
32:06Just tell him his wife was a lousy shag anyway.
32:09Sure did, Simon.
32:13I'll get the next train up.
32:15How much was it?
32:16Nineteen and a half grand.
32:18What?
32:20Nineteen and a half?
32:23These bastard architects.
32:25They told me it was going to be no more than twelve.
32:28Oh, at least we've got a month to pay it.
32:30That's hardly the point. We've no money.
32:32I cleaned out my account to pay the boys.
32:34I had to terrorise poor Trevor
32:36into getting the bathroom suite on credit.
32:38Oh, dear.
32:39Their bills aren't going to stop coming in, you know.
32:41Yeah, well, once we've successfully bid for these ships,
32:44my bonus will cover it.
32:45Your bonus won't reach the account for weeks.
32:47Paul, we're talking about work on the house
32:49falling behind by a month.
32:51Who's Joe and Trevor?
32:53Sorry, Laura.
32:55Paul, Nicky Mandrakis is here.
32:57OK.
32:58Yeah, I'll see you in a minute.
33:01I've got to go, babe. Sorry.
33:04We have to do something.
33:06I can't talk about it now, Laura.
33:07Yeah, you never can.
33:08That's why we're going into this mess on the first day.
33:10Laura!
33:21Laura!
33:32Laura.
33:36This is a treat.
33:40Dad.
33:42I need to ask you something.
33:44Yes?
33:45I need to ask you for something.
33:49Fascinating. Go on.
33:51Will you write me a cheque for £25,000?
33:54Now?
33:55Now.
33:57Please.
33:59You've got problems with the house?
34:01No, not really.
34:02It's just a lot of bills that need dealing with right away.
34:06It's a loan. Short term.
34:09You know, at my age, memory does get a bit hazy,
34:12but I do have a very clear, crystal clear recollection
34:17of something Paul said to me when you got married.
34:20Just after you got married, in fact,
34:22when you decided to tell me you were already married.
34:27When I offered to buy you a home, I think Paul's words were,
34:30I'd rather live in a tent than take a penny off you.
34:34There was something about a manipulative old bastard in there somewhere, too.
34:37I can't quite remember that bit, but...
34:40Forgive me.
34:42This is just a bit of a shock.
34:47Will you write me the cheque?
34:49Of course I will.
34:50Thank you.
34:51Is £25,000 enough?
34:53I can repay you within a month.
34:56Doesn't matter to me.
34:57Yeah, well, it does to me.
35:02Thanks, Dad.
35:06The 1732 private recording of Peter Graham of York,
35:11Darlington, Durham.
35:13You have found five.
35:36Hi.
35:37Thanks for coming round.
35:39I didn't have time to get out of the house today.
35:41That's OK.
35:42Do you want a beer?
35:43Yeah, thanks.
35:46Your money's on the table.
35:482006.
35:49Thanks for...
35:50No bother.
35:51Yeah, well, thanks anyway.
35:54And I'm sorry about being ratty earlier.
35:56It's just Paul's really busy at work at the moment,
36:00and I seem to spend my whole life ducking out of work to get to the bank
36:04and over to the house with the great wadges of cash.
36:06It's fine. Forget it.
36:09Expensive business doing up a house.
36:13It's just Joe, you know. He's got these rules.
36:16I suppose you have to in your business. You can get ripped off.
36:21Well...
36:23Have you had bad experiences on other jobs?
36:26Er, not often.
36:29I bet you've had some nightmare clients.
36:31You're too polite to say, aren't you?
36:34Well, a few.
36:38Do you specialise in house renovations?
36:40Er, mainly houses.
36:42You know, big houses.
36:45Well, I'm glad you and Joe are doing our house for us.
36:47It's reassuring having someone who knows what they're doing.
36:50I wouldn't know the difference between an RSJ and a BMW.
36:54It's just a matter of experience.
36:59And I suppose it's good because you're brothers.
37:01You know each other, you know what you're good at.
37:03Joe's better at some things.
37:05Well, I specialise in interiors.
37:10Rooms.
37:13Joe's good on roofs.
37:16Outside, you know.
37:18I'm mainly structural work.
37:21But we've been doing it a while now, so...
37:23Yeah.
37:29Nice flat.
37:31Rented.
37:33Mmm. Rented.
37:35Cost a bomb.
37:37We wanted to live in the city, and I like the space,
37:39but, um, we've only got one bedroom, and...
37:43The house will be great.
37:46It's a family house.
37:49Yeah.
37:51That's what we thought.
37:54Well...
37:56Thanks for the beer.
37:59Do you fancy a pizza?
38:18Raymond.
38:23It's lovely and fresh here.
38:25Lovely and fresh, yeah?
38:27Still alive when I'm autumn.
38:29Ray, I don't want to eat.
38:32I wasn't sure whether to get two or three.
38:34Three?
38:35Yeah, well, I didn't know if you were coming on your own, did I?
38:38Or whether you were bringing a lover boy.
38:42Oh, come on, don't be stupid.
38:45Joe's got nothing to do with this.
38:46Big, isn't he?
38:48I mean...
38:50This duo of yours...
38:53Is he big enough?
38:57I came on for a reason, Ray.
38:59Hey.
39:01Mace these glasses.
39:03Waterford Crystal, aren't they?
39:05To say something to you.
39:07Wedding present from me mates at Towngate CID.
39:10Listen!
39:24Well, you've got more bottle than I thought you have, I'll say that for you.
39:27Hey, Ray, why don't we just leave it?
39:30Well, I've been looking forward to this.
39:33I'm not going to fight you, Ray.
39:35Come on, lad!
39:37Is that what you want?
39:40Is that going to make you feel better?
39:42No, I'm not going to fight you, Ray.
39:44Come on, lad!
39:46Is that what you want?
39:49Is that going to make you feel better?
39:51Is that going to make you feel better?
39:55Go on, then.
39:59Hit me.
40:02Go on, Ray, hit me.
40:04You think it's a solution? Do it, then. Come on, do it.
40:06Shut it!
40:07You think it's going to sort your marriage? Hit me, Ray.
40:09Get it done. Hit me.
40:11Me, Ray! Nobody else! Me!
40:13You nearly killed my cousin on that scaffolding!
40:16She hadn't slept with your wife!
40:18My brother! My brother's wife!
40:20And my brother's baby was in that camper you smashed up!
40:23A baby, Ray!
40:24Ray!
40:29Is that how you sort your problems out?
40:33Is that how you get a feel better?
40:38Well, come on, then, Ray.
40:40Hit me.
40:43Janice will love you, then, won't she?
40:51Stay there.
40:59Just stay there.
41:12Come here.
41:22Come here.
41:35You, um...
41:38You made a good job of this kitchen.
41:41A good carpenter.
41:44A craftsman.
41:46See, I could tell, watching you.
41:49I thought, this man...
41:52He cares about his work.
41:55He values his work. He's good with his hands.
41:59Now, you see, I appreciate that.
42:02Somebody who cares about their work.
42:07Oh, is that right?
42:09You care about your work.
42:11Yes, I do.
42:13You care about making things.
42:16Yes.
42:17Good.
42:19Right.
42:21Now, don't go, OK?
42:40Shit!
43:01Do you want another one?
43:05Yeah.
43:10That should be pissed.
43:12I'm not.
43:14Yeah, it's for you, that.
43:16See, it's, um...
43:18Gets the adrenaline flowing.
43:21And when you're full of adrenaline,
43:23you can drink as much as you like and you stay sober.
43:27You can't get pissed.
43:29See, I know about that.
43:32You know, I was scared.
43:36You know, I was scared.
43:41I'm not now.
43:44I am.
43:48I am, um...
43:50I'm fine out there, you know.
43:53I never get scared out there.
43:57And then I come home...
44:00and I am shitting myself.
44:06I'm scared of her.
44:10I mean, she can't wear eight and a half stone wet through
44:13and she frightens me to death.
44:16See, Janice...
44:19Janice is a very...
44:21passionate woman.
44:23You know, she needs a lot.
44:27See, I've been a copper for 18 years and...
44:32one of the first things that you learn is that in this job...
44:36passion hurts, you can't afford it.
44:39You have to learn to...
44:42cut your feelings off.
44:45And that's all very well.
44:47If you can learn to switch them on again,
44:49and for a while you can.
44:57But after 18 years, I can't.
45:01I can't.
45:15I did a lot of DIY, though.
45:19She probably did, too, until you arrived to help out.
45:28I am sorry, Ray.
45:31It's nobody else.
45:33It's not your fault.
45:37It's not hers, either.
45:44She looks lovely when she's asleep.
45:49Don't you think?
46:02Look after yourself.
46:16What am I going to do?
46:20A deal fell through.
46:22It happened.
46:24It's a deal.
46:26It's a deal.
46:28A deal fell through.
46:30It happens.
46:33It's not the end of the world.
46:35You can't keep it all going without a bonus, Mike.
46:38Go see your bank manager.
46:41Crawl in on your hands and knees.
46:46What am I going to tell Laura?
46:54Great help you've had.
46:56See you, Mike.
46:58See you.
47:26I'm sorry.
47:56Nigel!
48:04How are we, man?
48:06Time we were on the go, pal.
48:08You heard from Joe this morning?
48:10No.
48:11Well, you could always try the general or the IVI.
48:14Fractured clitoral intensive care, what do you think?
48:16Listen, kid, my brother did something you and I wouldn't.
48:21What? Pork a policeman's tart, you mean?
48:24Poorly.
48:49What's this?
48:51Sorry?
48:53A grand transferred into our account.
48:58It's just a loan.
49:00A loan? Who from?
49:02My father.
49:04I can't believe I'm hearing this.
49:08Look, it's no big deal.
49:10It is a big deal, Laura. It is to me.
49:13I'm tired of this.
49:15We agreed, didn't we?
49:17Agree just this one thing.
49:19No money from your father ever.
49:21Listen, we had a problem.
49:23Short term, but serious.
49:25I solved it.
49:26You didn't solve it.
49:28Daddy solved it for you.
49:30You thought Paul can't solve this,
49:32my husband can't solve this,
49:34so I'll run to Daddy.
49:36As soon as your bonus comes through,
49:38you can pay him back with interest if it'll make you feel better, OK?
49:51OK.
50:02But he's still got the regulation number of arms and legs.
50:05All right.
50:07All right?
50:09Yeah.
50:10It's all sorted.
50:12For good.
50:14Man, that's a shame.
50:16I was just getting used to the adrenaline buzz of this job.
50:19Looks like it.
50:21Come on, we've got work to do.
50:23No, we haven't.
50:25Laura's been on the phone.
50:27Laura and Paul are on the way over.
50:29Said they want a serious talk.
50:31Oh, bloody hell, what have you done now?
50:34Now, man?
50:35You must have.
50:39God, I've missed you.
50:43Well, come on, let's have it.
50:50We're going to have to revise our plans for the house,
50:53for financial reasons.
50:56We need to discuss them with you.
50:58Thank God.
51:00I thought you were going to sack us again.
51:02No, no.
51:03It's not a question of that.
51:05So what do you want to do?
51:09We'll have to scale down what we were planning.
51:13Fair enough. Anything else?
51:15Fair enough. Anything else?
51:17Well, we need to cut down on our outgoings.
51:21The lease on our flat is up at the end of the month,
51:24and we're not going to renew it, so...
51:31You want to come and live here?
51:33We thought on the first floor once the bathroom was finished.
51:37Right, right.
51:39You're going to move in with me?
51:42Excellent.
51:43No, you're going to move in with us.
51:45Is that a problem?
51:47No, no, of course not.
51:49Fantastic. I can't wait, mate.
51:52Hi.
51:54Welcome to your new home.
51:57Ta-da!
51:59You'll be able to see every little change as we do it.
52:03Exactly.
52:05Every move you make. Right, Joe?
52:13Thank you.
52:43Thank you.
52:45Thank you.