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01:16Beside that I'll tell you what I did here Fanny when I was I don't care what you heard
01:20It's dark now. You remember that doc. I'm sorry doc. Anyway, I heard some of the outraged citizen didn't burn your wagon
01:27Yes, sir, you got me a new one
01:30Had this one made to my exact specification by the finest craftsman in the Republic
01:34Man, they made that was a former carriage maker to the King of Spain the Queen of Spain in it
01:38There's one of each boy one of each. Oh toss me a couple of green apples. Would you a couple?
01:46There you are my boy, thank you to see you got some new titles. Yes, sir. Yeah
01:52D
01:53Am I it stands for Delaware Military Institute in whose hallowed halls?
01:58I spent a very happy but rather brief tenure then
02:03ATGD which is across the Great Divide which counts for my presence here and
02:09SLM st. Louis, Missouri
02:11Where I learned the secrets of this ancient and honorable profession from an aged and dying scientist doc. Were you working?
02:18Tom's Junction. Yeah, I'm going there myself in a week since I had a hot bath hot bath. Now you be careful Josh
02:25I know a man had a bath once got his ears plugged never heard another sound as long as he lived
02:31His case was without virtue though
02:33He was married to the loudest bitterest most cantankerous female. It has ever been my misfortune to cure you stop her from talking
02:41She contracted an ailment lost her voice. So, you know what I did
02:45I mixed her up a powerful drug boy and the next day she was bellowing away again
02:52You cure her husband. He wouldn't let me come near him. That man just didn't want to hear
02:58Yeah, I'm gonna get in that hot bed. I'll see you in town dark. Keep your hands above water Josh
03:15I
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03:48Right now folks come a little closer because what I'm about to offer you is without equal anywhere in the country
03:54You know me old doc Farnsworth and I stand for honesty and integrity
04:00My dear lady, what is your trouble? Where is your ink?
04:04All right now allow me the privilege of
04:07Eliminating and eradicating the misery in your right arm and here it is dear lady
04:12Precisely what I prescribed to my sainted maiden aunt. Ah, I can hear her now
04:18Farnsworth she said
04:20Farnsworth you have the magic and you know what?
04:23She made me promise to share it with the world and I've kept that promise folks and I'll keep it till my dying day
04:30Here you are dear lady
04:32One dollar, please just to cover the costs. I thank you
04:36All
04:38Right now who's next?
04:40What can I do for you my friend? It's
04:44Kind of personal personal why everything's personal neighbor, but don't you worry old doc Farnsworth is here to help you folks
04:51I spent my entire life helping people who couldn't help themselves speak up man
04:57Come on now
04:59Do
05:04You eat three meals a day friend whenever I can well from now on you make sure morning noon and night and
05:1115 minutes before each meal you rub some of this on that head of yours now
05:16Will you remember that all I have to do is look in the mirror
05:20Mister anybody can see that you're no fool. Here you are, sir. One silver dollar, please coin of the realm
05:27All right folks now come along speak up if I hear it, I'll cure it. Hey doc. Yes, sir
05:34What about thirst thirst?
05:36Right over there, sir. I never bucked the competition
05:42All right folks the next clinical consultation will be tomorrow at 11 a.m. Sharp the same location I thank you
05:56I
06:26Never spent more than a couple hours in this town before
06:32Funny about that you can really smell it can't you know what trouble I don't think that's very funny at all
06:42Talking about Jim Lansing the guy who banged into me at the hotel this afternoon. He's gone
06:47With $30,000 of the bank's money. He's gone
06:49With $30,000 of the bank's money. He's gone
06:54With $30,000 of the bank's money
06:59Yeah, I hope it makes it what do you put on your hair chicken grease
07:04Oh, please.
07:16Listen, Josh.
07:18You got a minute?
07:19Yeah, sure.
07:20I want to talk to you.
07:21Sure, now.
07:22My wagon be all right?
07:23No, it won't be all right.
07:24I got my clean clothes on.
07:25Never mind about that.
07:26Now, listen, I don't want to get my clothes all dirty.
07:28This is important.
07:29All right, come on, Doc.
07:30I ain't got all night.
07:31Ah, Josh.
07:32I want to play cards.
07:33I'll let you keep it.
07:34Yeah.
07:37My boy.
07:39I have found something.
07:41Now, come on, what is it?
07:42Well, if you get down off the horse, I'll show you.
07:49Now.
07:51Jim Lansing.
07:59Sorry about this afternoon.
08:00Well, if I had $30,000, I wouldn't be sorry.
08:03I meant about knocking you down.
08:06How did he get here?
08:07He needed a place to hide.
08:10Oh.
08:11The boy is innocent.
08:14How do you know?
08:15Faith, my boy.
08:16Simple faith.
08:17Oh, that's good, Doc.
08:18That's really good.
08:19Well, it's good enough for me.
08:21Now, look, it's none of my business,
08:22but if you're innocent, why are you running?
08:24I didn't steal that money from the bank.
08:26Well, it just didn't get up and walk out.
08:28It was gone when I opened the safe this morning.
08:30I couldn't believe it.
08:32Uh-huh.
08:34Well, there's another reason for running.
08:36This isn't my town.
08:38I came out from Boston.
08:39I'm new here.
08:41Well, they got laws here just the same as they do in Boston.
08:45All the evidence pointed at me.
08:46I didn't have a chance.
08:48Will you help him, Josh?
08:50Heck, no.
08:55Now, Josh.
08:56Now, Josh.
08:58Couldn't you make just one little exception in his case?
09:01Listen, you're crazy.
09:03Why?
09:04Because the boy is innocent.
09:06Well, then you prove it.
09:07I'll tell you what I'll do.
09:08I'll give you $50.
09:10$50 out of my own pocket.
09:12You been drinking your own medicine again?
09:13$65 in advance, and if you decide against me...
09:16Well, I've lost money before.
09:18I'm going home.
09:19Josh!
09:20Now, I've been around slickers all my life.
09:22I know them, and I know honest folk.
09:24That's why I believe this boy.
09:26Now, look.
09:27Understand this.
09:28Maybe he's innocent.
09:29Maybe he isn't innocent.
09:30I don't know, but I can't afford to come between him and the law.
09:32Now, you understand?
09:33Well, then, think it over.
09:34Maybe you'll change your mind.
09:35I don't see how.
09:36Oh.
09:37Hope you make it, Lansing.
09:40You're stubborn.
09:42Stubborn as that old mule of mine.
09:44I ain't getting no trouble for you or nobody else.
09:55Excuse me.
10:10Uh, hello.
10:12The lady's name is Ann Barchester.
10:15My wife.
10:16Meet you, Mr. Barchester.
10:18Does that mean anything to you, Randall?
10:20Yes, it does.
10:22Does that mean anything to you, Randall?
10:24Yes, sir.
10:25That means that she's your wife.
10:26I don't know why you're here, but, uh,
10:28starting with you, ma'am, I'd kind of like to go wash up.
10:30Go ahead.
10:32And I didn't come here to discuss my marital status.
10:36Uh, Mr. Randall.
10:38I'll do the talking, Ann.
10:40I just wanted to explain.
10:41I'll do the explaining.
10:43We're not here to discuss a sewing deed.
10:45Keep saying why you're not here.
10:47We should tell me why you are.
10:48You heard of the bank robbery here in town?
10:50Uh-huh.
10:51It's my bank.
10:52And the bank robber is Jim Lansing.
10:54You have no right to condemn anyone
10:56without due process of law.
10:58You shall have to excuse my wife.
11:00She has an emotional inability to face reality.
11:04This was Jim Lansing's room.
11:07He used to complain about being lonesome,
11:09being so far away from Boston.
11:11I felt sorry for the man and took him home with me,
11:14opened my house to him.
11:15But that wasn't enough.
11:17He stole $30,000 from me.
11:21Bounty hunters don't have your concern for due process, Ann.
11:26Some do.
11:27Have I offended you, Mr. Randall?
11:30Just a little bit.
11:32Let me restate my point.
11:34Men like you do not stop to judge their quarry.
11:38My business isn't judging, mister.
11:40Precisely.
11:44I'm offering $1,000 for Jim Lansing.
11:49You must want him pretty bad.
11:51By noon tomorrow, it'll be telegraphed
11:53to every sheriff in the area.
11:55I'm giving you a chance to get a head start.
11:57Why?
11:58You ask a lot of questions for a bounty hunter.
12:01I might change my mind.
12:03That wouldn't bust me up too bad.
12:08Ann.
12:13I'll make it even easier for you.
12:15Yeah, how's that?
12:16I've heard how you people work.
12:18Some bounty hunters work some way, some work another.
12:20That's not the information I received.
12:22Your kind likes to ask questions afterward.
12:25Well, that suits me fine.
12:27I'd like you to bring Jim Lansing in dead.
12:30That is, if you decide to honor me
12:33by accepting my $1,000.
12:39Mr. Randall.
12:40Yes, ma'am.
12:41I just wanted to say...
12:42Ann!
12:43I did...
12:47Ann?
12:59Hey, Doc?
13:01Yeah.
13:03You Josh?
13:04Yeah, well, I must have caught that faith of yours.
13:07See you now.
13:17Looking for Jim Lansing.
13:19He's been seen in this area.
13:21Well, no, you won't find him here, Sheriff.
13:24Why don't you let me look around for myself?
13:26Well, I would have seen him.
13:28I've been here since this afternoon.
13:30Yeah?
13:31And what were you doing in the saloon?
13:33Well...
13:34What does any civilized man do in a saloon, Sheriff?
13:38I'll just have a look around.
13:40Oh, now, you won't find him there.
13:42I'll satisfy myself.
13:47Let's go.
14:02A $1,000 reward's just been posted for him, Doc.
14:06That's a lot of medicine.
14:08Yeah, it sure is.
14:16Josh, like I told the Sheriff, he isn't there.
14:31Okay, he's gone. Now, where's Lansing?
14:33All I know is, I stayed out in the borough a while ago,
14:36and when I came back, Lansing was gone.
14:39And you were so sure he was innocent.
14:41Now, why'd he run this time?
14:42Oh, I just don't know.
14:44Well, okay, you just saved yourself $50.
14:46Yeah, well, I wish I hadn't.
14:54Howdy.
14:56All right, on your feet, Randall.
14:57Huh?
14:58Sam.
15:05Get his pea shooter.
15:10Now we can talk.
15:12I said my piece.
15:13Not entirely.
15:14For example, why would a bounty hunter
15:17even think twice about accepting a $1,000 offer?
15:20Maybe I just don't like your money.
15:22Second question.
15:24How are you and Lansing and the medicine man
15:27here splitting my $30,000?
15:31I'll just...
15:35I lose $30,000.
15:37Lansing disappears.
15:39You ride into town, the medicine man arrives.
15:44Where's my money?
15:46I don't know what you're talking about.
15:53Drop him.
15:57He's having a little nut, isn't he?
16:05You're not buying 16 ounces of medicine.
16:08No, sir.
16:09You're buying 16,000 years of accumulated
16:12and concentrated wisdom and knowledge.
16:16The distillation of centuries of learning.
16:19And what are you paying for this scientific cornucopia?
16:22One single, solitary dollar.
16:25No more, no less, folks.
16:28So come on, name your complaint
16:30and step right up and get your medicine.
16:39♪
17:10Howdy, I'd kind of like to talk to you, if you don't mind.
17:14Oh, come in.
17:17Thank you.
17:20You hurt yourself.
17:22Yeah, a man punched me in the face.
17:25I don't understand.
17:27Your husband and one of his hired guns, I guess.
17:30If Arthur's responsible for that, I'm sorry.
17:33It's all right.
17:34Last night you wanted to tell me something.
17:36I'd like to know what it was.
17:38Oh.
17:40I just wanted to say,
17:43I don't think Jim Lansing took that money.
17:47I mean more than that.
17:49Jim Lansing is a gentleman.
17:52Yeah, well, that's fine, but what does that mean?
17:56Is a man who reads the sonnets of Shakespeare a common thief?
18:00No, ma'am, but $30,000 isn't common.
18:04Did you come here to convict Jim Lansing?
18:07No, I'm just trying to find out exactly what you know.
18:10Look, your husband thinks that Lansing's guilty.
18:13I don't. You help me, maybe I can prove it.
18:16When he came to dinner that first night, he brought flowers.
18:20The first flowers a man ever carried into this house.
18:23Did you ever pick flowers for a woman, Mr. Randall?
18:28We're not talking about me, ma'am.
18:31Jim did everything nice.
18:34He held my chair for me.
18:36When I left the room, he rose,
18:39and every time I returned, he rose again and held my chair again.
18:44He never entered this house without something,
18:48and he never left it without bowing.
18:51I see your point, but he's not gonna help you find him.
18:56That's all I can tell you. We must be miles away by this time.
19:00I talked to him last night in Johnson's Grove.
19:03To tell you the truth, I thought he was guilty too.
19:06I had a little talk with your husband, and he convinced me.
19:10What do you mean?
19:12Your husband offered me $1,000. I'm gonna take it,
19:15but that doesn't mean I'm gonna railroad Lansing.
19:18Maybe I can help you.
19:24This house isn't the only place Jim read his poetry.
19:28Then we take the buckboard to Willett's Creek.
19:31Thank you.
19:33Let me go with you.
19:35I'd rather do this alone.
19:37Please?
19:39It'll just take me a minute.
19:52Ann, what are you doing here?
19:55I came over to take you back to town.
19:59I don't stand a chance if I go back.
20:02You ain't got a chance in the world if you don't.
20:05They won't give me a fair trial, even you don't believe me.
20:09You're wrong, Jim. I'm the only one who believes you.
20:18Well, come on, let's go home and all get what we want.
20:22Here you go, Lansing. Now give me that gun.
20:26I got what I want right here.
20:28Both of you.
20:30I'll tell a story how you killed each other in a gun battle.
20:34Shouldn't have said you were leaving, Jim.
20:37What else could I do?
20:39Could have said you loved me.
20:41I don't.
20:43Couldn't you have lied just once?
20:50I thought framing Jim for robbery would be enough.
20:54But you gave me another idea, Mr. Randall, when you came along.
20:59You know, it's a funny thing.
21:03The money's been here all the time.
21:06Where I buried it.
21:08Under that tree.
21:11Where he read me poetry.
21:17But now the time for poetry's over.
21:21Oh, no, let me.
21:25All over, lady, it's all over.
21:45I'm sorry, Ann.
21:51Such is the stuff as dreams are made of.
21:54I'm sorry.
22:18Now let me tell you.
22:20Believe me, Josh, for that I...
22:22I tell you when you filled it in a stream.
22:25You could use it for after shaving.
22:28It has a soothing effect on the skin.
22:31How is your eye, boy?
22:33I live.
22:35I'll tell you something.
22:37I usually sympathize with a husband.
22:40It was a pleasure getting that money from him.
22:43The woman scorned.
22:45That's Shakespeare.
22:47I got something else here.
22:49Cold cash.
22:51No, sir.
22:53All you owe me for is one broken bottle.
22:56But I'd rather have you in my debt.
23:00You know, I don't think I ever will understand you, doc.
23:09Say, how did you happen to be here just at the right time?
23:13Faith, my boy. Simple faith.
23:16Come on.
23:18Well, I ran out of medicine, so I came back here for refills.
23:22Now I ask you, boy, isn't that faith?
23:28So long, Fanny.
23:35Fanny! Now listen, it's dark!
23:38Remember? Dark!
23:40All right.
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