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00:00You
00:30I
00:36Got some homemade apple pie, it's still hot. I'd love a nice
00:41I'm still useful
00:44It's a dollar even
00:47No, I don't think I'm gonna have that pie, thank you very much you probably don't like apple pie anyway, no no
01:01And mr. Randall, yeah, you didn't fell I was uh, it's turning winter
01:08Would you would you care for some coffee
01:11Yeah
01:12Two coffees, miss, please
01:15My name is Clayton Armstrong. Huh? Well Clayton Armstrong. My name is Clayton Armstrong
01:24Would you like to make $100
01:26What's your problem? I'm in love what I'm in love love love
01:34Oh
01:37I'll have that piece of pie man. Oh
01:40How can you speak of food at a time like this? I'm in love. Yeah, what I forced myself
01:45well now
01:47Jane and I have been planning this marriage for weeks
01:50Congratulation. Oh, you don't understand. I'm desperate. You see we are eloping and would you like some apple pie? Oh, no, ma'am
01:56I would not
02:00You see she'll be waiting for me tonight to help it steal out of a father's house
02:05What's your problem? All you need is ladder. Oh, no. No, I most certainly do need you. Mr. Randall. How's that? Well, you see mr. Randall
02:13I'm afraid of height
02:19You
02:21You
02:23You
02:47Jane is the most wonderful girl. Mr. Randall. I'd do anything for her anything
02:51That is set get up on a big high ladder, you know, I even get dizzy just getting up high on a horse
02:57You think that's good pie, huh? Mm-hmm. Jane's bacon put that pie to shame. I suspect she's about the best cook there is around
03:05You lucky fella. Oh, no. No, sir. I'm not lucky. Mm-hmm. I wish she never stepped foot in the kitchen
03:11Well, her father won't come right out and say it but that's why he forbids our marriage
03:15See Jane's been cooking for him ever since her mother died. It's just two things. Mr
03:20Fairweather cares about that's Jane's cooking and Prince his prize stallion
03:27Mr. Randall, will you help me $400? Mr. I'll marry you off to Texas Longhorn steer
03:33Well, I'll give you $50 now and $50 after the wedding. I shoot 50. Well, I haven't got it with me
03:38It's over at my hotel
03:40Yeah
03:50I'm strong. It's a father. I
04:04Warned you to stay away from my daughter and that includes writing. Oh, that's just a little old bitty birthday card, sir
04:10Her birthday's three months off
04:12Jane and I love one another sir. That's nonsense. Marriage isn't nonsense
04:17Marrying you is Jane. Don't feel that way because you turned her head you and your shitty ways. I
04:24Vowed to their mother that I'd take the best care of my daughters and letting Jane marry the likes of you. Thanks
04:32And letting Jane marry the likes of you is mighty far from the best care. I
04:37Don't want it. It's his
04:40Who are you anyway, mr. Randall, oh, mr. Randall, he's gonna be my best man sir over my dead body
04:46You mean over your stuffed stomach? What all you really care about is Jane's cooking
04:51Yeah, I said it and I'm glad that's the last straw
04:55You hear me the very last straw. Mr. Fairweather. I'm sorry. I didn't mean what I said. I forgive me for being so rash
05:03Mr. Fairweather, mr
05:10You
05:21He don't scare me none yeah, well you scared me
05:40You
05:48She she said she'd signal us at 12 o'clock near the zoo ain't gonna hear anything
06:09I
06:39I
07:09Well, where do you think you're going?
07:32The next ones for you, I'll give you just ten seconds to get off this property
07:39I
08:10I
08:17Randall you have got to help me out again
08:20What you need is an army friend. The situation has gradually grown worse. Jane's sister delivered this note just now listen to this
08:29Dearest Clayton, I love you and want to be your wife now
08:34If you are a man you will come for me today or else this is goodbye yours, hopefully Jane
08:41Randall, what are we gonna do? We listen after last night. I'm afraid of heights now
08:45Oh, you have got to figure some way to get Jane out of that house. What do you suggest?
08:50Well now we just don't have to wait till after the wedding. I'll pay you your $50 right now. I
08:58Have the utmost confidence in you Randall
09:01So I will be at Benson's Grove at three o'clock
09:05Waiting for you and Jane me waiting for me. You come with me pal. Oh, no, I can't I forgot to tell you
09:11I'm afraid of guns, too
09:30I
10:00Mean
10:30I
11:00I
11:30Do you hear me?
11:32This is the most romantic adventure I've ever had
12:02Yes, ma'am, you're like a storybook hero
12:09You rescued the damsel in distress
12:12Yeah, well, I'm getting paid for it as a job. See oh
12:16I understand
12:18Most heroes are basically modest men. Yes, ma'am
12:22You must be very lonely
12:25No, ma'am
12:27Have you ever thought of marriage? No, ma'am
12:30Your own little wife waiting in your own little house a
12:33Friend beside you as you travel along the road to the end of the trail. No, ma'am
12:41He comes right now
12:48Darling darling
12:51I
12:52rambled
12:54What have you done? This isn't Jane?
12:58This isn't Jane. This is her sister patience
13:03You brought me the wrong one
13:12But but I love Jane well, I love you Clayton, but I love Jane well, I'll make you a good wife
13:19Well, it's Jane. I love oh, but please Clayton, please. What have you done with my darling?
13:23Well, let me be your darling Clayton from the very first minute. I saw you. I you have ruined everything
13:29Don't blame me. I didn't bring her. I want Jane
13:34Now listen, ma'am, this isn't getting us anywhere it might
13:39Yeah, well
13:40He wants your sister, but she isn't here. And as they say any port in the storm
13:46Well, that's not gonna that's not gonna work too well here look you got to get her I paid you
13:54Where's your sister absent
13:57Well, and we just have to start all over again, no, no, I won't go back to that house
14:03I want to get married Papa won't let a man on the property
14:07Except for Papa. He's the only two-legged male I've seen in years
14:13Till today
14:15From the first minute I saw you I knew you were the man for me
14:19What have you done with my Jane? I locked her in the preserve cellar
14:26Go yes
14:30A real man does his own eloping. How could I have ever been in love with you?
14:45I
15:16I'll get you
15:22Wait a minute, we must hurry. My father might be home at any minute. Oh, yeah
15:26I just wanna find out you got any more sisters. No one Brad like patience is enough
15:45I
15:48I
16:14Had a boy Prince
16:17That's a boy.
16:25What kind of a life is that for a man?
16:29Bounty hunting.
16:30Did you see that poor boy?
16:32He was as thin as a rail.
16:34He needs a home.
16:36Huh?
16:37Who? Doesn't he?
16:38Who?
16:39That Josh Randall.
16:42He needs the looking after from a loving wife.
16:45Jane!
16:48Hey, Darren.
16:49Darling.
16:51Josh!
16:52Oh, so brave, so fearless.
16:55Yeah, well, uh, uh, lots of luck.
16:58W-w-wait, I'm not married yet.
17:00Yeah, I will.
17:05Lots of luck anyway.
17:06Yeah, b-b-but you gotta see this thing through.
17:08Mr. Fairweather knows very well that the preacher's in Littlefield,
17:11and he just might try to stop us.
17:13Besides, they'll need witnesses.
17:15Yeah, well, there's a lot of witnesses over in Littlefield.
17:18Well, I hesitate to mention money at a time like this.
17:21Uh, yeah, I know what you mean, brother.
17:23But, uh, you don't have to be hesitant.
17:27Excuse me, ma'am.
17:30We'd better hurry, darling.
17:32You're so strong.
17:34So fearless.
17:36Well, it was worth it.
18:07You're welcome.
18:32And now, Prince,
18:34You're going to earn your keep, Blaster.
18:46The preacher's at a christening.
18:48Oh, the patter of little feet.
18:50He's at the house next to the school.
18:52We'll find it. I'll get him.
18:54I'll get him.
18:56Well, be careful, dear.
19:04I'll get him.
19:34I'll get him.
19:54Reverend, sir, could you please hurry it up?
19:56Man, you must not be in such haste.
19:58Marriage must only be entered into after due deliberation.
20:01Besides, I need my book.
20:03Where is the book, sir?
20:05On the table, young man.
20:07Now then, will you take her right hand,
20:10and your right hand, and this side.
20:16And your hat, please. Hat.
20:21Now then, we are gathered together
20:24to take three eggs beaten to a stiff...
20:27Oh, my, no, no.
20:29This is my wife's cook.
20:31Will you get the reverend's right book?
20:33There you are, reverend. Hurry, please, sir.
20:35Now then, your names, please.
20:38Patience Fairweather. Jane Fairweather.
20:41But which is the bride? Well, I will be.
20:43No.
20:45Your name, young man.
20:49Clayton Armstrong, sir. Please hurry, sir.
20:52Now then, we are gathered together
20:56in sight of this company...
20:59Just keep going, reverend. I'll take care of this.
21:05Most unusual... Would you hurry it up, please, sir?
21:07Yes. Yes, sir. Please.
21:09Dearly beloved,
21:11we are gathered together...
21:13Fairweather, you won't be going away like that.
21:15Well, time's stopping. I wouldn't do that.
21:17Well, who says? I do.
21:19You want to die? No, sir.
21:21I just want everybody to be happy. Happy?
21:23I haven't had a happy day since that kidnapper turned Jane's head.
21:26She wanted to go with him because she loved him.
21:28I'm losing the best cook a father ever had.
21:30Aren't you? Blast it, she's getting married.
21:32There is any man present
21:34who should know
21:36why this couple should not lawfully be joined together.
21:39Let him now speak, or forever after,
21:42hold his peace.
21:44Now, before I pronounce you man and wife,
21:47there is something I should like to say to you.
21:49Could you say them quickly and skip over them, sir?
21:52Young man, this is very important.
21:55Matrimony is a holy estate
21:58not to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly,
22:01but reverently, discreetly, and soberly.
22:06What kind of a father are you?
22:08You're a hungry father. She'll be cooking for him now.
22:10She ain't gonna be cooking for nobody.
22:12What does that mean?
22:14Well, they two are gonna be living in a hotel room.
22:17No kitchen.
22:21By the power vested in me,
22:23I now pronounce you man and wife.
22:26You may kiss the bride.
22:33My baby!
22:36This is the happiest day of my life!
22:40What have you done to Papa?
22:42Congratulations, son!
22:45You know what I'm giving you young folks
22:48for a wedding present?
22:50A ranch!
22:52Well, where will you be, Papa?
22:55In the kitchen, daughter, in the kitchen!
23:01Homeboy.
23:05Well, happy honeymoon!
23:07Thanks, Dad.
23:09And hurry back!
23:11Come on now, get going. Bye.
23:13Bye.
23:15All you have to do is say yes.
23:17No.
23:18But you're so thin!
23:19No!
23:20Oh, but you need me.
23:21Your daddy needs you.
23:22Her cooking?
23:24Come, come, son.
23:25Faint heart never won fair lady.
23:27I'll follow you wherever you go.
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