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00:00The following footage is from our vault of classics, taken ten years after its release.
01:00The following footage is from our vault of classics, taken ten years after its release.
01:30The following footage is from our vault of classics, taken ten years after its release.
01:49You're Randall, aren't you?
01:51Sheriff Mike Strada.
01:53I expected you sooner than this.
01:55I figured that 500 dollar bounty money would get you here pronto.
01:58Listen, I'll tell you, your road signs outside of town are all able backwards.
02:01What?
02:02They're all mixed up. Took me four miles out of my direction.
02:05Somebody told them I sent for help.
02:07Who?
02:08This situation is more desperate than I figured.
02:10What situation?
02:12I've heard about how you operate. We sure need a man like you.
02:15Come on, we'll go around the back way.
02:17Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, Sterling.
02:18You got me walking around in the dark like a nine-year-old boy.
02:20You cut me in.
02:22The women of Colorado.
02:25They're wanted. Alive.
02:55You mean, uh, all of them?
03:21Everyone in Coronado. Wives, sweethearts, sisters, daughters, all of them.
03:25Except Millie Robbins.
03:27Millie's the hostess here.
03:29Only woman in town with common sense.
03:31And respect for a man's rights.
03:34All the rest of them walked out on us.
03:36Why?
03:38Well, they won't come back until we put these down.
03:42No more gunplay. That's an ultimatum.
03:45I never even wore one of these.
03:48Tell my wife that I couldn't.
03:50They got some foolish idea that you can have real law and order without guns.
03:54That's women for you.
03:55Women.
03:57You cannot talk to them.
03:59They won't listen to you.
04:00They just walked right out on us.
04:02Just like that.
04:03Laughed at them.
04:05We took it as a joke then.
04:07Some joke.
04:09I was only married a week before the strike.
04:12Some marriage.
04:13Easy, boy, easy.
04:15My poor Alice.
04:16Remember, she's in the enemy camp.
04:19She's young. Innocent sheriff.
04:21She doesn't know what she's doing.
04:23She's a woman.
04:25Think of her as that.
04:27That's the trouble I am.
04:31We're the hard core of resistance here, Randall.
04:33We're setting an example for every man in the area.
04:36Yeah.
04:38Yeah.
04:40Let me have a shot of that Skylark, huh?
04:44Don't.
04:47Why not?
04:48Well, that's the worst thing you can do, Randall.
04:50Drink makes you hungry.
04:52We've all been through it.
04:54We've been eating our own cooking.
04:56Terrible. Terrible.
04:58It gives me the hardest.
05:00My wife, Carmelita, is the best cook in the county.
05:03Won the championship at the fair last year.
05:06Oh, when I think of the wonderful dinner she cooked for me, I...
05:10All right, all right, Jose.
05:12A man is a man, remember?
05:14All I can remember is the wonderful meals
05:16Carmelita used to cook for me.
05:18I'm telling you, Mike, if we don't settle this soon, I...
05:21Wait a minute.
05:23I'm the law in this town,
05:25and if I have to put you in jail,
05:27you have to eat my cooking.
05:31Put it away.
05:33I haven't sold a drink in four days.
05:35I'm gonna go out of business.
05:37Look, Walt, we're all suffering with you.
05:40But why should I suffer?
05:42I ain't even married.
05:46All right, Randall, it's up to you.
05:48You can handle it.
05:51Well, you've got a reputation.
05:53Not in this kind of stuff, I don't.
05:55Well, all we want to do is stop all this foolishness
05:58and get our wives back in the kitchen where they belong.
06:00No, no, don't think so.
06:02This isn't my cup of tea, you know that.
06:04Well, we're offering you $500.
06:07That's a lot of money, all right.
06:09A job like this could take two weeks, two months.
06:12No profit in it for me, understand, Mike?
06:14All right, a week, and you get paid.
06:16How's that?
06:24Deal?
06:26Okay, seven days, win, lose, or draw.
06:28Done.
06:30Done.
06:32Okay, now where are the women now?
06:34Hold up in the town meeting hall, keeping house.
06:37Ay, caramba.
06:39That's terrible to pass their cooking time.
06:41Do they ever come out?
06:43Once a day, every afternoon.
06:45A whole committee of them.
06:47To buy food at my store.
06:49Well, uh, what do they talk about?
06:51Nothing. Even my own wife don't talk to me.
06:54They've been giving us the silent treatment
06:56ever since they walked out.
06:58Imagine women keeping their mouths shut.
07:00Next thing we know, they'll be asking for the right to vote.
07:03Over my dead body?
07:05Yeah, the way things look, Simon,
07:07you'd better make out a will.
07:09Kind of messy, isn't it?
07:11There's more.
07:13You'll see what I mean at 4 o'clock.
07:20But right now, there's a score to settle with one of them.
07:25What's wrong, Mike?
07:27One of you is a traitor.
07:29Randall was sidetracked on his way here.
07:32Someone switched the road sign.
07:35One of you sold out.
07:37One of you informed
07:39and let them know that Randall was coming.
07:46Who, me?
07:48I didn't say that.
07:50But we all know your weakness, Jose.
07:53Now, wait a minute, Mike.
07:56Just because I enjoy food,
07:58just because I miss Carmelita's cooking...
08:00You couldn't hold out with the rest of us, could you?
08:02You just couldn't wait.
08:04I'm innocent. I swear, Mike.
08:07The only ones who knew I'd sent for Randall
08:09were you and the rest of us.
08:11So?
08:12There was one more, Sheriff.
08:20Me. Remember?
08:23Millie!
08:29Millie! How could you?
08:33I'm a woman.
08:35In case you hadn't noticed.
08:56See, listen, I...
09:06Listen. Come on.
09:14Right.
09:36Now you see what I mean.
09:39Why, they all wearing britches.
09:41All of them.
09:43Ooh-wee.
09:46They refuse to wear dresses till we put down our guns.
09:49Pants.
09:50A thing like that could get to be the style.
10:01Alice.
10:04Alice.
10:09No time to weaken, son.
10:11But we'll win out yet.
10:14Sure.
10:16And I'll be an old man by then.
10:18The one in front. She's the ringleader.
10:20Yeah, troublemaker.
10:22The whole thing was her idea.
10:24You can always find one that'll ruin a good thing.
10:26She's the one.
10:28She always had a lot of crazy ideas in her head.
10:31Yeah, she stirred up our women folks.
10:33She got them to leave us. Got them to wear pants.
10:36Uh, who is she?
10:41Her name's Liz.
10:43Yeah, but Liz what?
10:45Liz Strada.
10:47My daughter.
10:56Carmelita. Carmelita.
11:01Carmelita.
11:32Carmelita.
11:47Don't bother being polite.
11:50Don't bother.
11:54I'm always polite to ladies.
11:56Even if they are wearing bridges.
12:02Hey, uh...
12:04You look easy-like.
12:09You, uh...
12:11You just being belligerent, or, uh...
12:13You afraid of men in general?
12:15I'm not afraid of any man.
12:17Especially not a bounty hunter.
12:19Uh-oh.
12:21A man who hunts down other men.
12:23I'm not afraid of any man.
12:25Especially not a bounty hunter.
12:27Uh-oh.
12:29A man who hunts down other men for a living.
12:31A man who uses a gun for that kind of thing.
12:34I see your point.
12:36If there weren't any guns, there wouldn't be any trouble.
12:38Look, you might be right. I just think that you're going about it the wrong way.
12:41I'll do my own thinking, Mr. Randall.
12:43Hey, now, look.
12:45If I can get a truce going on in this town, they'll pay me my money and I'll get on about my business.
12:48There'll be no truce until we win.
12:50Oh.
12:52Kind of an unconditional surrender, huh?
12:54Unconditional.
12:57Our terms.
12:59The key to the meeting house...
13:01in exchange for every gun in Coronado.
13:05You'd have done better staying on that wrong road.
13:08There's nothing you can say or do that will alter things in Coronado.
13:12Kind of hard on your daddy, though, isn't it?
13:14I can't help that.
13:16Any more than I can help being a woman.
13:18You don't act like a woman.
13:20How would you know?
13:22Imagine the kind you associate with.
13:25The kind I associate with?
13:27Dress like women, act like women, talk like women.
13:30They are women.
13:32I'm sure.
13:34When they have ice water running in their veins, they don't dress up like a scarecrow and try to act like a man.
13:56If you'd like to talk to him about that key, I'll meet you at the hotel.
14:11You don't know my daughter, Randall.
14:13Well, that might be true.
14:15And a minor retreat is not exactly a surrender.
14:18Now, look, Strata.
14:20I'm gonna have that key right in the palm of my hand before the week's up here.
14:23Well, maybe.
14:26You know, I remember Liz when she was a little girl.
14:30I can see her now.
14:32Big tails, little blue dress.
14:35Face like an angel.
14:37You know something, Randall?
14:40She wasn't any different then.
14:44Don't worry. She's gonna be all right.
14:46Now, don't you be too sure.
14:48She's as ornery as a mule.
14:50My whole family have been stubborn cusses all the way back.
14:53And Liz is a Strata.
14:57Come in.
14:59Come in.
15:20An ultimatum from the women of Coronado.
15:23Surrender in 24 hours or we leave town for good.
15:30Come on.
15:33Come on.
15:55So near and yet so far.
15:58What am I gonna do?
16:00Tell me what I told you.
16:02What if it doesn't work?
16:04You're her husband. Now, you act like one.
16:08The whole town's counting on you.
16:10We get Alice on our side, the rest are gonna follow.
16:12But what if Alice doesn't listen to me?
16:14She will.
16:16But what if she won't?
16:18Don't you worry. I know women.
16:20You said you knew Liz, too.
16:22I made one little mistake.
16:24You stay here.
16:30Come on.
17:00Alice.
17:02Ken.
17:04Darling.
17:06Dear.
17:08Miss me?
17:10Terrible. You...
17:12Awful.
17:14We'll never be separated again.
17:16Never.
17:18No matter what?
17:20No matter what.
17:22Alice.
17:24Stop!
17:27Taking advantage of a young, innocent girl.
17:32She's his wife.
17:34You're despicable.
17:36You know something?
17:38You're crazy.
17:40Come along, Alice.
17:42But Liz...
17:44It's a plot to use you to defeat our cause.
17:46A conspiracy contrived by this.
17:48This bounty hunter.
17:50And he's just as guilty.
17:52Let him deny it.
17:54No.
17:56It's only just a part of it, Alice.
17:58Ken.
18:00Please, just listen.
18:02How could you?
18:04Alice, we...
18:06How could you?
18:12You know something, Mr. Randall?
18:14You made another little mistake, didn't you?
18:24What you need is a drink.
18:30Come on.
18:32It's on the house.
18:34I need to practice.
18:54Come on.
19:24Stop!
19:50Stop them! Robbers!
19:54Stop!
20:06Come on, let's get out of here.
20:24You hit him.
20:26Yeah.
20:28Kind of a point for our side, isn't it?
20:32Yes, sir.
20:34You gotta have a gun these days.
20:36You gotta have a gun.
20:38Like the man says.
20:40Gotta have a gun these days.
20:42Come on.
21:02What can I say?
21:04I don't know.
21:06You were right.
21:08I was crazy.
21:10I don't know about that, but the way you dress now
21:12kind of makes up for everything, don't it?
21:14Get him.
21:36Get him.
22:06Get him.
22:14You know how to dance?
22:16Yes.
22:18I do, too.
22:20You don't mind dancing with a man with spurs on like a trail one time?
22:22Let's go.
22:36Everything straight now, Josh?
22:38Yeah, by the way, Stretta said to say thanks a lot.
22:40You all did a great job.
22:42Randall, we didn't do that job just for the applause, you know.
22:46Yeah, I almost forgot.
22:48Yeah.
22:50Well, uh...
22:52Here you go.
22:56Uh, there's a celebration going on over at Orange County.
22:58You'd like to ride on over with us?
23:00Yeah, sure.
23:02Uh, there's a celebration going on over at Orange County.
23:04You'd like to ride on over with us?
23:06Yes.
23:08Believe I will.
23:32Whoo-hoo!
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